#hs chahut

[disintegore]

did that kinsona thing on twt, shes so fr and aweoms e

[disegnidipizzo]

fun fact: women

[yanderes-galore]

Man... I love purplebloods- 💜

(Is definitely not biased because it's my favorite color + Insane clowns)

Yandere cult clown church!!!You get the attention of the grand highblood and he first tells Chahut to watch after you and after a while of hanging out and "keeping on eye on you" she realizes she's absolutely smitten.Since,you've started spending most of your time with Chahut you befriend alot of clowns!Which,gets the attention of the grand highblood again- And I have so many thoughts about this concept oh my gosh ~ u///u anon

u///u anon, i love yandere cults!!!!!!!!!!!! Good fucking food!!!!!

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You blanched, awkwardly avoiding the gaze of the many painted faces that all trained on you - or rather not you, specifically, (especially not with how… Hungry they look), but at least in your general direction, with Chahut's oppressive form looming over you as she preached to the crowd of faithfuls. 

"My broThers and sisTers, ever since our most grand highblood had Told me To look over our liTTlesT member, I've begun To feel… someThing in the deepesT parT of my carTilage, my very veins," The giant troll rasped, the crowd of clowns hanging onto every word. "And, iT is only recenTly That I realized That This feeling was a sign from our most mirThful of Messiahs. My meeTing with This liTTle one and Their coming To our choice, even The grand highblood's favor of Them - iT's all faTe, my broThers and sisTers.

They," Chahut rests a large hand on your shoulder, causing you to jump. Your heartbeat picks up. You… You don't like where this is going. "Are a gifT from our mirThful messiahs. They were faTed To come To us, a gifT To us for our faiTh. I'm only saddened ThaT I've come To This conclusion only now - we've wasTed much Time noT worshipping and loving Them like they should be."

Wait.

What?

All at once, the religious trolls that filled the church launched to their feet, desperately and frantically shoving each other aside to race toward the stage where you and Chahut stood. They were like animals,  reaching out for you, eyes wild and crazed and hungry.

You backed away in shock at the madness the crowd had descended into. You brushed up against the softness of Chahut's body, seizing up as the large purpleblood wrapped around you with surprising gentleness, lifting you up into the air and pressing you against her chest.

You found yourself unable to speak out of confusion - she hadn't said anything about this, what was she talking about?! You couldn't even turn to face her, eyes completely trained on the clowns desperately reaching for you.

You felt her press her lips against your cheek in a soft kiss. 

The troll whispered in your ear. "I can'T Thank The messiahs enough for gifTing us such a sweeT liTTle maTesprit, for us all To love and worship as you deserve."

[spicytuna09]

I miss drawing in ms paint😭😭😭

[cottonflurry]

Hiveswap Act 1+2 charm designs: Purple

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[deeeshka-14]

clown lady

[klsstheclown]

homestuck art dump .i hated tagging this

[lilmightyrabbit]

[marsti]

a chahutdirk or just a chahut for the masses (me) please?

i am normal about women

[zennybb]

really bad chahut doodle lol but i dig the vibe

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[juney-blues]

[davekat-sucks]

Hello monsieur davekatsucks. Sorry if this is a lot but your cherub talk reminded me. I am thinking about how hypocritically sexualized all the friendsim trolls were. You know, on the planet whose society's whole deal is that *only kids live there*... and then one of the authors said Chahut would be over 18 earth years of age like that matters? It's a whole different society man, they aren't considered adults until they go off planet, they would think you're a sicko, it's just another "erm she's actually technically 30 she's just a species that ages slower" argument (mixed with a fun flipped sprinkling of "erm actually the age of consent in some places is xyz"!) except all of the antis bought it this time because they personally thought the character was hot and that justifies as many loopholes in their logic as need be to make them not feel icky or ever have to think about their own capacity to do bad things. It's almost like the randomly generated number they stick on the wiki page for a character doesn't matter at all in comparison to how mature they look and act! You're so close to getting it!!!! Idk I'm tired. And randomly paranoid that tumblr won't keep me anon for this ask, if it's not then kmn ig

It doesn't help as well that Chaut also tells Amisia that she knows trolls YOUNGER than her that have already in quadrants. So that implies someone as young as say 3-4 years old, would have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Maybe she doesn't imply outright sex or do pailing, but it shows that trolls in Alternia are aware of how their species reproduce and the consequences if they contribute for the Mother Grub. Just try to comprehend someone as young as that would have to know about sex and said child is told if they don't contribute to sex, they will DIE. By that logic, if someone as young as that could start a quadrant, then that means age gap would be NOTHING since they are all kids and they need to fuck with someone else to make future troll babies. If Alternia is not just a dangerously environmental planet that grooms aliens about racism and violence, it's also a breeding ground for the young. The other time WhatPumpkin backed down on the Hiveswap Trolls being older than the humans was with Hiveswap Act 2 where Elwurd would flirt with Joey. It has been implied in Elwurd's route in Hiveswap Friendsim that she is or close to an age of adulthood that she would have to leave the planet when she tells MSPA Reader that she and her ex (Bronya) wanted to request combat assignments on the same ship so they won't be separated.

Nobody was sure how old Joey was and people think she is 12 or 13. It wasn't until Homestuck Team in a Curious Cat question that they clarify that Joey is 14 years old since she was born in the year 1980, that Elwurd was 16 and Bronya was 17. But that raises the question on what can be considered adulthood at this point if someone like Elwurd and Bronya could request early to be on the same group before they can leave the planet for good. And knowing that most Jadebloods would have be sent to isolation upon adulthood, a request for a cerulean and jade to be together might be rare, but could be possible if planned ahead of time. So would the years of 16-18 are considered the early stages of young adulthood before becoming legal adults? So wouldn't that mean Elwurd will still be older than Joey in that regard because in Elwurd's POV and stance within Alternian society, she is already an adult at that point. And yeah, the trolls in Friendsim are kind of sexualized. At least by the end in Lanque's route where Ardata reminds you that the Hiveswap Friendsim game is for MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY. And the Bad End in Lanque's route if you confirm you are an adult, is him and MSPA Reader (You) having a ONE NIGHT SEX STAND. Sure it fades out to black, but they don't beat around the bush that the two of them FUCKED. Lanque is stated in that same CuriousCat question that he is 18. So if the person playing the game was like 13 when they first played this game and would think MSPA Reader is the same age as them.... then yeah, that makes it all worse because of that 5 year age gap.

[originalhomestuckscenarios]

honk :o)

can i get some chahut x human transfem!reader stuff? maybe chahut is teaching her favorite little human how to defend herself if it ever comes down to it

human uses clubkind btw. maybe she has a really heavy oversized juggling club or smth lol

Omg this is so adorable.

Chahut teaching her S/O self defense

Reader here is transfem

Reader here is a human

She recognizes how important it is for a weak little creature like you to become strong, so why should she refuse to help you out?

She's a very patient teacher. As long as you're willing to learn, she'll forgive every mistake you make.

No need to feel bad if it takes a while for you to learn. Nobody can become a champion over just a few minutes of learning.

Her directions aren't hard to understand, but she needed to learn a lot about your limits. Because something that may seem easy to her for you might be a little too hard to do.

But since you're able to lift your weapon of choice, you also need to mind how you use it.

She gets a bit graphic with her descriptions. But at least you know what to expect from her methods when blunt force isn't an option.

First the most important thing is: don't hold back. They attacked first, so they lost their right to your mercy.

She tells you how to swing with balancing your body weight so you don't go flying along with your club.

You can use pretty much anything to your advantage. So she wants you to remember that you don't have to rely on it at all times. Sometimes you need to get creative with what you have.

And of course, she only wishes to be around should there be a problem so she can be sure that her favorite little human is not to be harmed. She'd be pretty sad if she didn't get to see you after all.

It doesn't have anything to do with faith. Since she believes that you can hold off a lot of opponents. But, it's normal for a lover to be a little protective. In the end there is no shame in asking for help :o)

~Mod Auvana

[orions-hound]

headcanon time, marvus while younger was a total hectic mess as a teenager and due to overstimulated autistic clown + pissed off highblood hormones pumping through him he got into fights CONSTANTLY and would just skip school or avoid others because just interacting or being around so many people at that age made him want to rip his horns off he was childhood friends with chahut who seemed to be the social butterfly between the two as teens, which made him come out of his shell the older he got until he became a total extrovert "needs social interaction to thrive" junkie in my eyes chahut and marvus have a very familial relationship and act as siblings, marvus of course is the little brother and chahut does not waste out on reminding him hes just a little guy to her and carries him around when hes being a little bitch baby boy (he only likes it because he cant really be carried by anyone else)

[soldiersurplus]

Finishing up Volume 12 of Friendsim 2!