#Cereal Review

[cerealbot]

REVIEW: JADA TOYS COUNT CHOCULA 🦇🍫

Here we have a review of a classic cereal everyone loves, Count Chocul- hey wait a sec, does that say action figure?

Seemingly out of nowhere, Jada toys has breached an untapped market by creating action figures of the Monster Cereal mascots! Here we’ll be looking at Count Chocula. The box itself replicates the look of the original with some squashed proportions and some fake charming nutrition facts with details about the figure.

Visually, the Count looks incredible! A great transition into the 3rd dimension that has both goofiness and a lot of charm. He looks absolutely slick in his chocolate brown suit  and has some generally crisply applied paint. He only comes with 2 accessories, a 2nd more expressive head and a box of his own cereal that he unfortunately can’t hold, though maybe I shouldn’t give him too much flack considering maybe I'd feel weird carrying around a box with my own face. I feel like I wish he came with more, maybe some alternate hands or a spoon for him to hold, but you get the bare necessities at the very least. 

Count’s articulation is surprisingly solid, though due to his proportions he can’t  pose too dynamically or otherwise he’ll collapse under his own weight with them weedy limbs. His head can fully rotate on a ball joint, his shoulders can rotate and move outward, he has a single jointed elbow which can go to about 90 degrees. His wrists can swivel and hinge up and down, he has a waist rotation, ball jointed hips, a thigh cut double jointed knees and versatile ankles that can pivot and give him a nice stance.

I can’t say I'd ever expect to own an action figure of Count Chocula, but here we are! He’s a solid representation of the character that has a lot of novelty to him that I can easily recommend to any cereal enthusiast like myself, even if I wish he came with a few more accessories. Be warned though, if you pick up one you may wanna pick all 3 of the monsters! Also maybe don't your cereal unattended around him like I did.... 8/10

[spades-gameing]

cereal review: kellogg's nutty buddy cereal

this cereal is based on the little debbie brand of nutty buddy chocolate-covered peanut butter wafer bars, which are a personal favorite of mine, so i had high hopes going into this--and to be honest, it's actually pretty damn good! it genuinely does taste pretty similar to the wafer bars. i think i like it better than, say, reese's puffs, as far as peanut-butter-and-chocolate cereals go. it left a bunch of tiny particles in the milk, but the flavor of the milk wasn't affected a whole lot.

i recommend giving it a try if you see it at the supermarket and are a fan of nutty buddies, but i don't think it's worth immediately running over to get it. there are very few cereals that are worth doing that for.

[zanygardenherowobbler]

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[bluepoodle7]

#Kelloggs #KelloggsRaisinBranCrunchCerealCups #RaisinBranCrunch #CerealReview

I tried the Kellogg's Raisin Bran Crunch cereal cup with Kroger Simple Truth Chocolate Almondmilk and it was pretty good.

This cereal still stayed crunchy in the chocolate almond milk.

The light sweetness of this cereal gave this chocolate almond milk some added sweetness and the raisins were soft since the chocolate almond milk rehydrated the raisins.

The chocolate almond milk when well with this cereal.

I would eat this again.

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[hislittleraincloud]

Review: It does taste like death, so there's that.

As a movie and TV promo cereal person (as I am a soda and chip person... I'm so healthy 💀), I can say that this is just standard TV promo cereal. Bland-ish, almost like Oreos cereal but not as "good".

Ah, and it looks like rabbit shit in the bowl, especially once it's moistened by the milk.

The diamond white "marshmallows" are more melt-in-your-mouth than Lucky Charms marshmallows. But diamonds? WTAF do diamonds or rabbit shitballs have to do with Wednesday Addams?

I'm just thinking that this was a lazy ass product that could've been better. Why not skulls? White skulls? Black (or purple!) raven colored marshmallows? Or SPIDER webs?

Ooo, wait, I got it: Spider-shaped bits with white web-shaped marshmallows. AND A FUCKING PLASTIC SPIDER RING PRIZE AT THE BOTTOM, to bring it full circle back to the 90s when we bought the damn cereal for the prize at the bottom.

Some PUNS about being a cereal killer would've helped too.

Wednesday's marketing team really needs to hire me.

I wonder how many people noticed that it's "COOKIES & CRÈME", not "COOKIES & CREAM".

Y'all better be pronouncing it right. >_>

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[noirgasmweetheart]

I have crossed oceans of high-frucose corn syrup to find out what Peter Lorre tastes like.

And the answer is....like lighter, foamier Lucky Charms drenched in sugar, with a feint hint of artificial blueberry flavor.

I'd have bought a smaller box to try it, but it only comes in one size.

Funny enough, I just happened to have a ghostly blue bowl right on hand! But be aware that this picture is misleading; the marshmallows are few and far between. I had to pick some more out of the box and add them to the bowl.

Crunched up, the cereal makes a passable topping for ice cream. But still a bit too foamy and sugary for me. And yes, that's Blue Moon ice cream under those Boo-Berry crumbs.

Long story short, I'm starting to understand why the other monsters react so negatively to Boo peddling this crap to them. Although I doubt their cereal is any better.

I will definitely save that box though. I'm working on a YouTube series where I'll be reviewing noir movies, and this box will make a great background piece for the Peter Lorre movie reviews! (Except "M.")

[gasolinehornet]

8/10 would buy again

[honestlyconfusedngl]

Shit i forgot about the breakfast reviews oh uuhhhh

Breakfast review day 5:

Cereal:

I wanted to have the lasagna from yesterday

But my dad ate it

So i made cereal bc i didn't have it in a while

Cereal is good

7/10

[dabeastme]

New! Carmella Creeper - FOOD REVIEW

[cerealbot]

REVIEW: COUNT CHOCULA, BOO BERRY AND FRANKEN BERRY (2024) 🦇👻🧟 Good (probably) evening and HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEN!!! I’m excited to bring to the table some cereal mascot legends who you all know and love! Here with me we have the likes of Boo Berry, Count Chocula and Franken Berry. I decided to lump the 3 fellas together since they share the same build and presentation. I’ll be saving Carmella creeper for a different review since I have a lot more to say about her.

Historically, the monster cereals have consisted of 2 parts; The Corn based cereal piece in the shape of a ghost/ghoul. To keep things fresh, Monster Cereals have on and off added gimmicks for the spooky season with 2022’s collaboration with artist KAWS and last year’s introduction of a new mascot (the aforementioned Carmella) for the first time in decades. This year the Monsters have brought along some “Frightful Friends,” in the form of new animal pals represented by newly re-shaped marbits. Count Chocula introduces Igor the spider, Boo Berry has Meow Berry the Cat and Franken Berry brings Benny the Bat. With the ghoulish groundwork set, let’s get to the cereal!

Franken Berry does a solid job repping strawberries with a vibrant pink hue in the cereal pieces and cute pastel colored marbits in shades of blue, white, purple and pink. The strawberry flavoring is a bit tart and a bit sweet, but hits great. While it’s not my favorite of the bunch, Franken Berry is a solid cereal to pick up on the month of the Hallow and is an easy recommendation. 8/10

Boo Berry is up next, and it’s definitely my favorite mascot wise between Mr Berry himself and lil Meow Berry who both are rockin the “chill out maaaaaaaan” demeanor. The cereal pieces are a very dark shade of blue, possibly purple depending on who you ask, which makes the marbits stand out a lot more in contrast. It’s a lot less sweet than Franken Berry, but the flavor is still pleasant and blends a lot better with the marbits. Boo Berry isn’t necessarily for me, but it’s still a nice sweet treat that will lift your spirits any time of year. 7/10

To bring things to a close, we’ll switch from fruity flavors to a classic chocolate icon. Count Chocula is a staple for any halloween treat conversation and i’m happy to report that things are as tasty as ever with the newest iteration of the cereal. While it’s still a bummer that we haven’t escaped the clutches of corn based cereal pieces, the chocolate flavor is completely intact and hits that spot that makes your brain do-the-good-feelings after eating a candy bar. The spider marbits are a bit dull in color, but still a welcome addition with their unique shape. 9/10

To wrap things up, I always look forward to the monster cereals every year and even though it may leave me with more cereal in my house that could last me until valentine’s day, this trio is always welcome in this haunted (hopefully not actually) home.....space...ship...thing,,,

[spades-gameing]

cereal review: quaker oats' cap'n crunch's birthday crunch

this cereal was released to commemorate the 60-year anniversary of the captain crunch cereal. the cereal itself is essentially a bunch of misshapen crunchberries that taste like "birthday cake flavor" (in quotes because actual birthday cakes don't really taste like that, but if you've had one "birthday cake flavor" thing you know what it tastes like). it's fine. i like it better than regular cap'n crunch (with or without crunchberries), but not to an extreme degree. worth a shot if you are a fan of the cap'n's previous cereal endeavors.

[agentnico]

Unfrosted (2024) review

This film gave me Movie 43 vibes. Believe me that is not a good comparison to have.

Plot: Michigan, 1963. Kellogg's and Post, sworn cereal rivals, race to create a pastry that will change the face of breakfast forever. A tale of ambition, betrayal, sugar, and menacing milkmen.

Hollywood has recently been really into telling backstories of famous commercial products, from BlackBerry’s to the legal battle behind the Tetris game, to Air Jordans. That’s right, we had a movie about Nike shoes - actually wasn’t a bad movie but seems strange thinking I spent two hours of my life learning about a shoe creation. Arguably the best of these recent product movies was The Founder, that told the story of McDonalds and how it was bastardized by Ray Crock (played by an energetic Michael Keaton), who transformed it into the soulless conglomerate it is today. I wouldn't call it a glowing endorsement of the modern day restaurant, but it really made for a solid and engaging cinematic narrative. Now cometh Netflix’s Unfrosted, a tale of how the popular Pop-Tart snack came to be, however here’s the catch - it’s made by Jerry Seinfeld.

As such, rather than being a cohesive unravelling of real life events, this primarily is a comedy. So much so that the story itself is so thin, and instead Seinfeld takes us from one skit to the other in hopes of getting a chuckle or two. Look, I’m not going to sugarcoat it, this movie ain’t worth eating for breakfast. It feels like a bunch of poor Saturday Night Live jokes thrown together, with 90% of it being unfunny. It’s a shame really as everyone involved seems to be having a wonderful time, but it doesn’t translate well as a whole package.

The one moment I actually got a kick out of was the Mad Men reunion. It was a totally unexpected cameo, and though I found it amusing, I’m very aware it’s going to piss of die-hard fans of the show, who may accuse this to be a cheap nostalgia gimmick that disrespects the show’s legacy. But honestly, I’ve seen a couple of seasons of Mad Men myself, and though it’s a very well written piece of TV drama, Jon Hamm’s character is not so sacred that it can’t be used in comedy. And yes his and John Slattery’s appearance in Unfrosted was absolutely out of left-field, but this random surprise really got me. It was silly yet at the same time utterly delightful.

What’s really crazy is how many famous faces agreed to be in this movie. A lot of the comedians have walked in straight from SNL, so their presence makes sense, and Melissa McCarthy, well, it’s Melissa McCarthy. Sort of expect this from her by now. However there are some genuinely talented people here from the likes of Christian Slater to Dean Norris to Hugh Grant, which makes you wonder what Seinfeld had on them to get them to agree to be in this. Must say though I did get slight entertainment from noticing every time another famous face showed up.

Overall Unfrosted is a mess. There’s high Cat in the Hat level colourful energy to its stupidity, with so much randomness thrown at you, but in no way is this a good movie. Can hardly even call it a movie to be honest. Then again after experiencing Jerry Seinfeld’s beestiality in Bee Movie don’t really know what else I expected.

Overall score: 2/10

[bluepoodle7]

#CapNCrunch #CapNCrunchChocolateCaramelCrunchCereal #ChocolateCaramelFlavoredCereal #CerealReview

I tried the Cap N Crunch's Chocolate Caramel Crunch Cereal with the Kroger Simple Truth Chocolate Almondmilk and it was pretty good.

The taste of the cereal in the almond milk tastes like a light chocolate with caramel in taste.

This cereal stayed crunchy in the almond milk which is a good thing but I would let this cereal set to make the cereal a little soggy or soft in texture.

This cereal added back the sweetness the chocolate almond milk and this chocolate almond milk added more chocolate flavor to this cereal.

This cereal in the almond milk was lightly sweet.

I would rather eat this cereal dry as a snack and with milk to prevent my roof of my mouth from getting scraped from the original yellow cereal pieces

I would eat this again and mix it with other cereals or with different milks.

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[creepyjirachi]

magic spoon may taste like ass and have the texture of styrofoam but that’s what i like about it.

it tastes good to me because i wasn’t allowed to eat sugary cereal as a kid, and thus have no frame of reference. and i hate the texture of soggy cereal, so its eternally crunchy styrofoam formula is exactly what i need. i am immune to the sensation of it sticking to my teeth due to years of exposure to cheetos hot fries

it’s the perfect breakfast for me, a lazy and insane person who has always wanted to eat packing peanuts