#basically nothing else can do that with that little prep. aside from like a hardboiled egg

[creepyjirachi]

magic spoon may taste like ass and have the texture of styrofoam but that’s what i like about it.

it tastes good to me because i wasn’t allowed to eat sugary cereal as a kid, and thus have no frame of reference. and i hate the texture of soggy cereal, so its eternally crunchy styrofoam formula is exactly what i need. i am immune to the sensation of it sticking to my teeth due to years of exposure to cheetos hot fries

it’s the perfect breakfast for me, a lazy and insane person who has always wanted to eat packing peanuts