#Castlevania incorrect quotes

[bertieorangy]

Y/N : WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THESE YEARS?! ⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́)੭*⁾⁾

Alucard : sleeping (ˊ•͈◡•͈ˋ)

Y/N : for 300 years (,,•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅,,)?!

Alucard : yeah?? ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎

[stardust948]

*Richter and Annette sitting back to back while holding hands*

Maria: Why are they sitting like that?

Alucard: They had a fight.

Maria: Then why are they holding hands?

Alucard: It makes them feel better.

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

*during a meeting post s4*

Hector, whispering: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now.

Issac: There are no books in prison.

Hector: You're right, thank you.

[ineedmoretrevorcardcontent]

*Trevor & Sypha get sent to prison*

Sypha: Who has enough money to bail us out?

Trevor: I would call Alucard but I feel safer in jail.

[regaliasonata]

Olrox: Baptizing that bitch with this dick.

Mizrak:

[whosbex]

Adrien & Trevor: my roommate is…

Adrien:Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe.

Trevor: Blonde

[syphacard-castlevania]

Sophie/Sypha: I wonder what Alucard disguised himself as? Surely not a crow. Can't be a pigeon, he's too flamboyant for that.

[A dog passes by]

Sophie/Sypha: That could be him.

Castlevania x Howl's Moving Castle - Incorrect quotes

Alucard and Sypha as Howl and Sophie

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

My blorbo is being put in a situation.

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Pixlriffs: An Egyptian deity has two souls called the ba and the ka.

Pixlriffs: The first is present in the blood.

Pixlriffs: The second is in the goddesses heart which is preserved in her mummy.

Sausage: Why did she give her heart to her mother?

Pixlriffs: [grunts in confusion]

[one-in-a-million-fishsticks]

My favorite thing about the canon relationship that the main trio has with one another has got to be the likelihood that Trevor and Adrian had this exact conversation at some point.

[stardust948]

Richter, grabbing Annette hand: Doomed by OUR narrative.

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Alucard: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.

Sypha: So you're going to wait until Trevor is in danger and save him?

Alucard: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts him in danger and then save him.

Sypha:...

Sypha, under her breath: this is going to be fun.

[ineedmoretrevorcardcontent]

Adrian: My friends would never steal from the church, how dare you assume such a thing-

Trevor & Sypha: Actually we did steal it.

Adrian: ...

Adrian: Well what do you want them to do when it's right infront of them?! Not steal it!? You should've hid it better-

[lunasdestiny]

Optimus: "I'm pretty sure Bumblebee loves you too."

Blades: 😳‼️ *coughs* "Oh. Did he...say something?"

Optimus: "Yes. Yes, he confessed it when we were playing cube and talking about you."

Blades: "Funny." 😒

[whosbex]

Alucard: I slept for 12 hours what did I miss?

Trevor: my dick

Alucard:oh thank God I thought I missed something big.

[syphacard-castlevania]

Following the thread of Alucard and Sypha as Howl and Sophie, now I can't stop thinking about this:

* Alucard: You're wearing that cape? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?

* Sypha: 😒

Castlevania x Howl's Moving Castle - Incorrect quotes

(I loved this anon, thank you for the ask! 😀 ❤️)