#Cassandra Iliad

[literallyjusttoa]

RIP Odysseus you would have loved long distance calls.

RIP Diomedes you would have loved Call of Duty voice chats.

RIP Patroclus you would have loved winning every high school popularity contest.

RIP Achilles you would have loved Alpha male TikToks.

RIP Agamemnon you would have loved being an asshole CEO.

RIP Nestor you would have loved toddler leashes.

RIP Cassandra you would have loved being able to sue people for the damages they caused you.

RIP Hector you would have loved the Kentucky Derby.

RIP Paris you would have loved doxxing people anonymously.

RIP Helen you would have loved women getting to have rights.

RIP Troy you would have loved fire extinguishers.

[deadbaguette]

Dear children of Priam, were you doomed all along?

[nikoisme]

Cassandra for a class presentation :D

[kyleesarthell]

Cassandra...

[copycatvagabond]

promise I will stop posting about the Oresteia soon but here is Cassandra

[jeyneofpoole]

my torment, my calamity, this life!

[1000cavalry]

Have I earned no protection

Goddess heed my supplication

All I get for my faith

Is his fate in the sea

Her retrospective revenge will do nothing to protect me

[firinnie]

Do you know why I'm not a fan of Roman version with Athena punishing Medusa for wet Hades r*ping her? Because we have versions that show how much this is not in Athena's style.

Have you heard of Cassandra? Ajax r*ped her during Troy, literally under a statue of Athena, to whom the girl was praying.

And Athena got pissed.

She not only said that if the Greeks, on whose side she was, don't kill Ajax, she would destroy the Greek ships, and since they didn't do it - she convinced Zeus to do it with a storm. What's more, she herself borrowed one of the thunderbolts and showed Ajax where his place was with her own hands.

Poseidon wanted to be a dick and showed the middle finger to Athena by saving this man from drowning, but as soon as Ajax started making fun of fact that he was "immortal" and even the gods wouldn't kill him, he changed his mind and let him sleep with the fishes. The end.

[ala-chrisgoods]

Imagine you have a lot of young siblings and Now there are thunder and lightning so they can't sleep, jump into your bed and scream 'Hector Hector'

some sketch in February, I love Trojan family.☺️❤️

[literallyjusttoa]

"Sunny!" you cry, "Why did you draw the entire Trojan royal family from oldest to youngest in two days? That seems wildly unhealthy!"

"hurghhhhhhhh" I reply.

Anyways here's the full family portrait

(Only four of these people survive the Trojan war btw :D)

[thelesbianthespianposts]

Pre-Iliad Dashboard simulator

⬜️ iphy-the-princess-deactivated12990415

Eeeee!!! Guess who’s getting married to swift-footed Achilles??!!!

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💪 bestofgreeks

hurts being the only competent Greek warrior but someone’s gotta do it

#aristos achaeon #suck it agamemnon #im so hot #trojan war

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🪢 ilovemywife

I’m so strong for putting up with the other kings of Greece. #Except my bestie o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes the only real one #if I have to hear agamemnon refuse to acknowledge the gods’ help one more time #he has so much hubris #could never be me

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🖕o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes

why do people find Odysseus charming? He’s literally just lying about everything??

🖕o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes

I get it

#i would legit die for him #hes the best of all of us ok?? 245 notes

👁️ pleaseimaprophetiswear

PLEASE SOMEONE LISTEN TO ME

🗡️ agamemnon

yes?

👁️ pleaseimaprophetiswear

SOMEBODY ELSE

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👑 prettiest-girl-ever-derogatory

Day 57 in Troy: living my best life, my new “husband” was away today thank the Gods. I heard there’s going to be a war over me. Love the sentiment but it’s a little much y’know?

#my husband is so nice but he’s so dramatic #hes pooled together all the armies in Greece to come together #no hector hate in the reblogs ok? #hes actually pretty ok #we make fun of paris together

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🏹 paris-not-the-city

Ok poll to prove I’m not crazy

No nuance option bc I wasn’t given one

#not my fault #its clearly aphrodite #olympian gods #i didn’t know kidnapping the queen of sparta would have consequences

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✨ queen-clytemnestra

im going to kill my husband. with an axe

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[alibonbonn]

Helenus and Cassandra

[vor-leser]

"Oh wise Athena, help them see..."

[wolfythewitch]

sketches for today!

[smokey07]

Random doodles

Left to right/ top to bottom:

Agamemnon, Menelaus (by the event of Iliad), Odysseus, Achilles, Paris, Andromache, Cassandra, Penelope, Hector, Diomedes and insane, probably having rabies Achilles again