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earlymidsomermurders · 1 year ago
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was anybody going to tell me about the Midsomer audiobooks read by John Hopkins
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unofficialsherlockian · 1 year ago
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When you’re 100 pages into the Midsomer Murders book and no one’s been killed yet
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las-furias · 3 months ago
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kissandships · 1 year ago
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Wait. Troy is married in the books?
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witchee1014 · 2 years ago
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Blogging A to Z: Day 5 - English village mysteries: Cozy mysteries set in quaint English villages
Discover the charm of English villages and their appeal as settings for cozy mysteries in this blog post. From eccentric characters to clever amateur detectives, explore the elements that make English village mysteries a favorite subgenre among cozy myste
Photo by Samuel Sweet on Pexels.com Hello and welcome, my fellow mystery-loving misfits! Today we’re going to talk about cozy mysteries set in quaint English villages. But before we dive into that, let’s make sure we’re all on the same page about what cozy mysteries are. This post contains affiliate links. When you buy from my links, I earn a commission. So, thank you. Cozy mysteries are like…
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booksiverecentlyread · 7 months ago
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72: Larrimah [2021]
by: Caroline Graham & Kylie Stevenson
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rocktheholygrail · 4 months ago
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#cannibal humor
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mistikfir · 2 months ago
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3x11 "...And the Beast from the Sea" ~ 3x13 "The Wrath of the Lamb"
"If he's really trying to stop, he's not going to kill himself. How could he be sure his death would affect whatever inside him?"
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hughdancybabyface · 10 months ago
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Marlana | Hannigram
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woso-dreamzzz · 2 months ago
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Daisychains III
Marta Torrejón x Caroline Graham Hansen x Child!Reader
Summary: You miss Caro
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It's unusual to see you in kit.
You usually end up in your school uniform or your gardening overalls or the soft linen clothes Caro buys at home in Norway that are perfect for the hot Barcelona weather.
You've never had any big interest in football, at least not enough to wear jerseys outside of watching Marta and Barcelona play.
But this is your special Norway shirt.
It's not even yours, not really.
It was Caro's, straight from her side of Marta's wardrobe.
It hangs over your knees as you sit in the swinging chair with your reading book with all the little flowers in separate pots. You'd been reading to them a lot lately.
"I've got snacks," Marta says, approaching you with a little plate of homegrown celery and carrots.
She slots into the little space next to you, an arm over your shoulder as you lean into her.
"I miss Caro," You say," When is Caro coming home?"
"She'll be home soon," Marta says," She's still playing for Norway right now."
"But I want her home!"
You're whining now. Like wearing a jersey, this is unusual for you. Your bottom lips wobbles dangerously until you're burying your head in Marta's chest and clutching at her shirt.
"I want Caro!"
"Conejita, Caro is-"
"Caro!"
Tears fall from your cheeks as you curl around Marta, your snacks forgotten as she gently rests her hand on the back of your head.
She should have expected this really. You had grown attached to Caro now that she's around more. You crawl into Caro's side of the bed in the morning before school for extra cuddles. You let Caro do up your school shoes and give you the last kiss before heading into the school building.
You adore Caro and Marta should have really known that this separation wouldn't do you much good.
You crawl into Marta's bed that night, fast asleep and holding Caro's pillow.
"I didn't mean to make her sad," Caro says, wincing slightly as she gazes at you through the video call.
"I think she just got used to having you around," Marta replies," It's not your fault. She hasn't dealt with me going away to camp for a while now. I think she's forgotten what it's like."
"I..." Suddenly, Caro feels choked up. She hadn't expected seeing you like this with your sad, little scrunched up sleeping face would affect her like that. "Give her a kiss for me?"
"Of course. I'll tell her you wanted her to have lots from you."
"Thank you."
It's amazing how expressive a child's face is. Caro hadn't ever really thought of that before. Of course, there's Skatt who had always worn her heart on her sleeve and Estrella who always looked like she was halfway between judgement and pure boredom.
Caro has known Skatt for years now but she hadn't even considered the little faces she made. She knew, in theory, that everything Skatt thought was on her face but she'd never paid attention to it.
But now that you're in her life, Caro can't help but notice.
The image of your sad face with your downturned lips and the frown that stayed on your features even as you slept.
It's an image that stays with her through all the training and gym work and even as Caro eats, stubbornly stabbing the food on her plate with a fork.
It's an image that stays with her as she prepares to walk out for the match as well.
Little feet pitter-patter around as Caro weaves through her teammates and their mascots, shuffling through the line to get to her place.
She nearly falls straight over as something unexpected crashes into her legs and Caro whips her head downwards.
To tell off or to yell.
She hasn't quite decided yet.
But her words stick in her throat.
"Caro!" You say, hugging her legs and looking up at her.
"I...What are you doing here?"
You let go of her, taking a step back. "Do you not want me here?"
Caro shakes her head, getting down on her knee to pull you into a proper hug. "Of course I want you here. I've missed you."
"I missed you too, Caro. That's why we came. I'm even wearing your shirt."
Marta stands a little way away, a fond smile on her face as she sees Caro litter kisses over your face.
"You're not going over?" Mapi asks, Skatt hanging off her arm dressed like a happy little ladybug.
"I'm letting them have this moment. I've had Conejita cuddles every day for years. Caro's got a lot of catching up to do."
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pitchsidestories · 3 months ago
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el sueño de una niña (1) II Jenni Hermoso x Reader
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part 2 I masterlist I word count: 2175
a/n: dear readers, the inspiration for this oneshot was Jenni Hermoso's speech at the Ballon d'Or ceremony, enjoy. 🖤💜
“Wait, I know that you’re a football player. Why did you come from my mamis bedroom?”
Jenni was on her way to sneak out of your appartement but when that small voice held her back. Curiously she turned the head around to look into the eyes of a little girl who the Spaniard estimated to be between five to six years old.
That must have been your daughter Mila Jenni thought to herself. It was the big confession after the great night the two of you had spent together.
Something in the reveal activated her flight mode, the forward’s plan was to leave and never look back. Her life was so chaotic she didn’t feel ready to be a part of a family.
Even though everything about yesterday touched her more than Jenni wanted to admit. Images of it flashed behind her eyes capturing passion, beauty and love. 
“Uhm.. you didn’t see me, okay?”, the raven-haired woman returned the question flustered.
“But you’re the Jenni Hermoso, right? The one who won the World cup with Spain.”, Mila looked at her big-eyed, her voice full of adoration.
“Yes, but don’t tell anyone.”, Jenni replied, pressing a finger to her lips to underline her words.
“Wow.”, the little girl whispered amazed.
“Sorry, I really need to leave now. I’ve a speech to write.”, the striker apologized.
This didn’t stop Mila to confide in the older woman. “I’d love to be a football player like you when I’m grown up.”
“You do?”, something of your daughter’s sincerity made Jenni stay despite her announcement earlier that she needed to go.
“Yes.”, the girl emphasized.
“Hm..”
“It’s a big dream of mine.”, Mila added smiling shily.
“You’ll have to work hard for it.”, the Spaniard told her seriously.
“I can do that.”, your daughter assured her.
“And people will try to keep you from it.. they will tear you down and hope you’ll be compliant.”, Jenni continued gravely, kneeing down so she could look into the girl’s eyes.
“Did they do that with you?”, Mila questioned empathetically, placing her small hand carefully to the dark-haired woman’s cheek.
“Yes. All my life. So, promise me one thing, okay?”, she confirmed.
“Okay?”
“Don’t let anyone tell you what you can and cannot be. Promise?”, Jenni pressed a kiss to your daughter’s fingers.
“I promise.”, Mila answered solemnly.
“If you excuse me now.”, the older woman gave her an apologetic look.
“Bye, Jenni. I hope I’ll see you back soon.”, the girl said in an optimistic tone that left no doubt that the football player would return to your appartement.
“We’ll see. Thank you though.”, Jenni answered gratefully.
“Thank you for what?”, your daughter frowned confused.
“You just gave me an idea for my speech.”, the football player’s face lit up with excitement as she spoke.
Jenni shuffled the pieces of papers once more while someone applied her make up for the Ballon D’Or ceremony.
The writing on her notes was almost illegible, she had scribbled down her thoughts way too quickly on her way to the venue. It didn’t matter. She knew now what she wanted to say on stage. Still, she refused to let go of her notes.
“Jenni, have you actually prepared a speech?”
Alexias face appeared behind her in the mirror, She was already in her suit, her hair pulled into a low bun.
Jenni was about to complain about the surprised tone of Alexias voice when Patri joined them: “No way! I thought you’d just start talking like you always do.“
Jenni raised one eyebrow at the reflection of her two Spanish teammates and grinned: “That was the initial plan but I had a better idea.“
“Did someone spark your inspiration?”, Marta asked innocently.
Once the make-up artist let go of her face, she turned towards them and nodded: “Yes. And I hope she’s watching.“
Her teammates exchanged unreadable glances without saying a word while Jenni walked past them, leading the way to the award ceremony.
For what felt like hours, they sat there and listened to men talk. Jennis gaze kept going back to the clock, willing the time to slow down or the speakers to talk faster so Mila had a chance to watch before her bedtime.
Finally, she was called up on stage to receive her award. There was applause but she knew a lot of the people weren’t satisfied with her nomination. She held onto her notes and it all faded into the background once she started speaking about the little girl that wanted to follow in her footsteps, the girl that deserved to have a safer environment to play football in.
Her teammates welcomed her back to her seat with standing ovations. Alexia nodded at her once with a set jaw while Aitana gave her an inquiring look: “You dedicated it to a young girl? Who’s that?”
“Someone I met this morning.“, Jenni replied truthfully as she sat down.
“She seems to have left quite an impression on you.“, Caroline remarked.
“She did. Sometimes I wonder why I put up with all this shit… but there are so many little girls out there that should have it better than we did back then.“
“I agree with that.“, Alexia chimed in.
Marta nodded in agreement: “Me too, obviously. We had to put up with a lot.“
“Let’s be honest, we still do.“, Aitana whispered.
Jenni answered with new-found determination: “Yes but until she gets older, we might have already changed some more things.“
“I bet we will.“, Salma said quietly, before they all went quiet again and focused on the next award recipient.
Much to the surprise of her national and former club teammates Jenni announced at the after party, the alcohol-free wine glass still resting in her hand untouched. “I think I’m going to leave.”
“Leave?”, Patri repeated puzzled.
“Yeah, this party is boring anyway.”, the striker shrugged. The other women secretly thought the same, they couldn’t celebrate like the men around them as they were having a national team game the next morning.
 Seeing Jenni step into your apartment while she still wore her glamorous dark suit jacket showing a large portion of her skin underneath felt almost unreal to you. It wasn’t that long ago when Mila and you watched the ballon d’or ceremony on tv and now she was back in flesh and blood. The football player was even more gorgeous here than on the screen.
Quickly Jenni revealed that the celebrations had bored her which was the moment you told her about your night.
“Mila stayed awake the whole time, she didn’t want to fall asleep until you were on the stage, Jenni.”
“She watched?”, the dark-haired woman asked happily.
“Yes, Mila loved everything about your speech.”, you nodded thrilled by the fact that your excitement was mirrored in the forward’s face.
“I’ve to thank her. She inspired me.”, she confessed.
“You inspired her as well.”, you admitted smiling.  
“Even if she’s the only one, I reached my goal.”, Jenni beamed.
“To be fair I think you inspired many more with your words.”, you remarked solemnly.
“I hope so.”, the dark-haired woman sighed.
“Trust me.”, you answered softly.
After a meaningful pause you added. “I almost thought you wouldn’t call or wanted to see me again back then you left without a word in the morning.”
“That would sound like me actually.”, the footballer cleared her throat nervously. She loved to play the game, haunting for the next great beauty to court and lay down in bed with before going on the haunt again, always being a restless player. All was fair in love and football.
“She’ll appreciate the thank you though, it’ll mean a lot to her.”, you said while you bit your lip.
“That’s why I’m here. I want to thank you both.”, Jenni looked at you sincerely.
“Shouldn’t you be at the grand afterparty sipping champagne and flirting with pretty women?”, you lifted an eyebrow curiously.
“Not many women there that aren’t my teammates. And I’m not allowed to drink, I’ve to be back with my national team tomorrow.”, the striker chuckled amused.
“I see.”
“And maybe I preferred to spend my time here.”, she acknowledged, one hand ran tensely through her long hair.
You considered her for a moment and nodded in the direction of Milas bedroom: “Sadly she’s already asleep…“
“That’s okay. I could stay if you let me.“
You knew you should have thought about it for longer but you couldn’t resist the thought of Jenni staying one more night: “Yes, you can. If you promise to say goodbye in the morning.“
“If I was planning to sneak out again, I wouldn’t have told you.“, Jenni half-joked.
You tilted your head: “Good point.“
“So?”
“You can stay the night.“, you finally confirmed.
Relief seemed to flash across Jennis face for a millisecond: “Thanks.“
“You’re welcome, Jenni.“
The next morning you were woken up by footsteps on the wooden floor. Your heart sank immediately, thinking it was Jenni breaking her promise so you refused to turn around. You didn’t want to watch her leave again. Instead you heard a tiny voice whisper in awe: “Jenni!”
“Woah, you’re already awake, little one. Good morning.“, Jenni yawned and stretched right next to you.
She was still here, still in your bed.
“I saw you! Last night!”, Mila said full of excitement.
“You did? And did you like my suit? It’s on that chair.“, Jenni smiled, pointing across the room.
You watched as Mila walked over and gently touched the fabric in awe.
“It’s beautiful.“
“Right? Next year I’ll take you and your mum with me.“, the football player said, winking at you as if to tell you that she knew you were awake.
While the smile fell from your face, Milas eyes lit up: “What? Really?”
“Yes, why not?”
You might have been desperate for her to stay another night but you weren’t delusional. Who knew where the two of you were in a year? Most likely not sharing a bed anymore.
“Don’t promise her too much.“, you warned the football player.
Jenni was unusually quiet before replied: “I… mean it.“
“You mean it?”
“I do. I want to keep seeing you and her.“, she said with determination.
Milas eyes had been darting back and forth between the two of you like she was watching a tennis match. “We want to keep seeing you too!”, she yelled happily.
Completely ignoring you, Jenni turned back to your daughter and pulled her onto the bed: “Would you like to see a football game in Italy tonight?”
Mila was bursting with joy: “Yes!”
“I mean isn’t that too spontaneous? Like what about the airplane tickets?“, you interjected.
“I can take care of it all. But only if that’s okay with you.“, Jenni offered while Mila put on her best puppy eyes: “Pleeease.“
Who were you to deny your daughter such a once in a lifetime opportunity?
With a hesitant nod, you finally agreed: “Okay.“
The day has flown by, Mila and you quickly packed your bag for one night, before following your lover to get on the plane. While the striker was on the team walk, your daughter and you did your own exploring the Italian surroundings. It was like a daydream from which you didn’t want to wake up.
In the evening, you could feel from the stands Jennis glances on you who was standing on the pitch with some of her friends. Next to you Mila couldn’t hide her excitement seeing her favourite players live. It genuinely warmed your heart to witness and share that special moment with your child.
“Pretty girl from next door? She’s so your type, Jenni.”, Laia Codina wiggled her eyebrows.
“That’s why she’s here.”, the forward winked at the defender.
With a smirk on her face Alexia bumped her elbow into her teammates side. “Who would’ve thought that Jennifer found herself a family.”
“Strange things happen, Ale.”, Jenni shrugged with her shoulders.
“Yes, it’s Halloween soon.”, Vicky threw in teasingly.
“Rude.”, the older striker commented smiling.
“Vicky.”, the Barcelona captain clicked her tongue reprovingly.
The test game ended in a draw, but that didn’t stop Jenni from giving you a passionate kiss.
“That wasn’t very subtle, Jenni.”, you laughed.
“I don’t care about subtle anymore.”, she clarified grinning.
“What about the others watching?”, you asked her, cheeks flushed.
“They just love to stare at pretty girls.”, Jenni stated firmly.
“Pretty girls, hm?”, you repeated. Admittedly under her intense gaze you felt more beautiful than ever before. She didn’t hide her desire towards you and wasn’t afraid to show it in the public.
“Yes.”, she confirmed.
“Kiss me again.”, you requested, your voice slightly hoarse from cheering. Before you even could finish your sentence, her lips were on yours, making both of your hearts flutter.
Everything started with a dream of a little girl which was your daughter, in which Jenni saw her younger self, Mila undoubtedly became her inspiration for the speech. The three of you would now dream together.
Keep dreaming.
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earlymidsomermurders · 1 year ago
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Have you read the Inspector Barnaby books? I’m reading the first one, but I’m not sure about it yet
If you pick up the Midsomer books because you want more of what you love about the show….. you're in for a ride.
Here's what it's like getting into the novels after the show: it's like Midsomer came back wrong. It's the wrong Barnaby, the wrong Troy. The wrong tone altogether. Sometimes even the wrong ending.
Let's stick with Troy for a bit. Everything book Troy says is the dumbest most disgusting shit you've ever heard. He cheats on his wife every chance he gets, that's right he has a wife and daughter, he dresses like a nazi and I am sorry to say he is A GOOD DRIVER. And maybe you want to quit the book cause wtf show Troy would never…… don't quit the book.
Stick it out.
Give it a little more time.
I love book Troy as much as I love show Troy. I love that disgusting little gremlin. I have been listening to all his thoughts: to his dumbness and his cynicism and his yearning and his fears, and it's because I know his poisoned little heart that I just can't help it…
And that's what the books do, and that's what they do for all the characters. Do I care about Mrs Lassiter's life story? Or that it's told solely through sex? Five pages into it, yeah I do, I care a lot. The characterisations in the books are deeper, sharper, more satirical and less cuddly. As with all good crime literature, the books are about human nature more than anything. But you have to let go of some of show Midsomer to get into them and that can be a deal breaker.
Idk just give it a go, finish The Killings at Badger's Drift?? And maybe you'll find you can enjoy both Midsomers. Yes even the wrong one.
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coffee-adicta · 8 months ago
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The Norwegians with their respective Spanish yappers (girlfriends)😭😂
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bloodydancy · 5 months ago
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Hannibal 2.06 Futamono | 2.11 Kō No mono
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Aitana collecting tall Scandinavias, so they can pick her up and Carrie her around
it's one of my favourite genres. 🤗 aitana jumping into her teammates' arms and being carried around. she's like a little �� 😅
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museszm · 3 months ago
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If I’m 5-0 down and see these two warming up I’m killing myself on the pitch, now no one gets the points
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