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‘She’s a jumped up cow in the library; I remember when she worked in the post office shop’ - Midsomer Murders . This is a very obscure quote from an episode of Midsomer Murders. I can’t even remember which episode it was but it made me laugh. Like the library is some kind of social scale above the post office shop.

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Mr. Collins and Jane Bennet on Midsomer Murders.

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(son in-law is annoyed with father in-law)

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I'm going to watch Midsomer Murders: Faithful unto Death with unspeakably brilliant (and flawlessly beautiful) Roger Allam in a sec.

I'LL BE BACK GUYS WITH SOME EMOTIONS

*whispers* I... You..m SIR, YOU CAN'T BE THAT PERFECT SCREAMED I WITH EVERY INCH OF MY BODY

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Midsomer Murders (Series 9)

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James Wilby as Edward Milton and Gwyneth Strong as Katie Soper in Midsomer Murders "Made-To-Measure Murders" (2010)

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In the end, Tom always wins.

Midsomer Murders, Season 10 Episode 5 Death and Dust

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“I don’t believe I invited you to sit in my seat, Sergeant.” 

Midsomer Murders, Season 6 - Painted in Blood

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I’m quite attracted by Jones shooting someone I am SORRY 

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    Poor Troy seems a bit uncomfortable.

A Talent for Life (2003)

Midsomer Murders (Series 6, Episode 1)

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HE IS PATHETIC AND GROSS 😫😑

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DS Noland: Mr Gudgeon would not jeopardize a long and complex operation by spilling the beans to a flatfooted country copper. … keep your mouth shut and go back to chasing purse-snatchers. I don’t think you’re cut out for the NIS.

Troy: You’re right. I’m not.

(later)

Troy: A document? You mean like, a piece of paper?

DS Noland: Don’t annoy me, Troy.

Troy: Sorry, but you have to spell these things out for us country coppers.

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Barnaby: As you well can imagine, we’re not used to dealing with such vast sums hereabouts.

DC Backley: Well there’s no need to get stressed, sir. This is an NIS matter now, and we’ll take care of it.

(then)

(as Gudgeon, Noland and Backley get hauled off)

Troy: Flatfooted country coppers, indeed. I wish every arrest was as enjoyable as this, sir.

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midsomer murders presents: see scott run

bonus: scott gets his man

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@mossiestpiglet I am not ok anymore

Everything's back to normal.