#Calvin barriton

[melodythebunny]

the Testubular Five

before Calvin was fired and Athena really went off the deep end. Steven, Tubing, Doohickey, Athena, and Calvin were once known in the science research labs as the Testubular Five (it was the 80s or 90s so that nickname makes sense in this context.) Doohickey and Tubing are the last of the original top scientists and they look at this photo in missing the loss of their friends and colleagues (even Calvin because he wasn't a complete jerk to them, somewhat little civility. Guy has some standards and won't bully those with a disability.) - @ninjastormhawkkat

As part of their work, they had lab animals which they would conduct relativity harmless tests and experiments.

Calvin's lab animal...if he did have one...its probably dead bc he was experimenting on it past what was okay. Thus leading to his exposure and disbandment

Calvin - @ninjastormhawkkat

Athena - @drtwobrainsstuff

Original colored ver and black in white ver

[ninjastormhawkkat]

Headlines and Perspectives - One shot

Dr. Two Brains blood chilled when he saw what was printed on the morning edition of the Fair City Times. Guilt, torment, and anger coursed through his body. How dare the called her that! Becky wasn't anything like that monster! It wasn't her fault that Miss Crimes was making her commit all that violence and bloodshed. Two Brains let out a sigh, releasing his anger as he noticed how his hands were beginning to crumple and tear up the newspaper. "Besides. The only reason she is dealing with all of this is because of me." Dr. Two Brains mumbled in a guilty tone. He knew this headline will only make people's fear of Miss Crimes even worse. He had to finish the cure quickly before it would be too late. Victor frowned as he silently read the newspaper. Unwanted memories were coming back as he gazed over the words and the information about Miss Crimes printed in the article. "So now you see why I need you on this case Agent Cutter." Margaret spoke in a serious tone to the man as they were both seated in her office at The Agency. Victor let out a sigh. He had done cases like this before, but things were different this time. "She is still a child ma'm." Victor responded, his face bearing an slightly anguished expression. Margaret Fuller's gazed at Victor with a sympathetic look despite still bearing a hardened and serious expression. "I know but we can't have her running around and killing innocent lives anymore. For now I want you to find out more information on Miss Crimes such as he origins, powers, and weaknesses. If there is a way to contain her then do it. If not..." Margaret paused. Victor just grimly nodded. She didn't have to finish that command. Victor knew if he couldn't capture Miss Crimes, then he would have to end her life. Darius smirked with intrigue as he sat in his office. The newspaper from one of his associates who was situated in Fair City looked very promising. He then pressed a button on a device with a speaker. "Miss Lears, please bring in the contact information of Dr. Calvin Barriton and Professor Athena Cartwright to my desk immediately." Darius commanded. "Right away Mr. Brewster." A voice responded. Darius smiled wickedly and went back to reading his paper. "It looks like B.E.A.W labs might get a new bioweapon soon, or some scientists might get a chance to test out their weapons on Miss Crimes. Whichever comes first." Darius mused to himself as he drank his coffee. Archie Webber had a fierce and determined expression as he packed his hero gear up. Dr. Arannae was ready and willing to bring this Miss Crimes to justice. She was going to pay for killing his best friend Jenkins and for crushing Joe's heart. The poor man had called Archie and through tears and anguish told him what happened to Dr. James Jenkins. How Jenkins' mangled remains were found in his lab along with destroyed equipment. Joe had also told him about what was printed in today's newspaper concerning Miss Crimes. "That girl's murderous crime spree ends now." Archie growled as he headed out the door with his gear in tow. His pet spider Fluffy safe at his mom's house. Archie didn't want to imagine what would happen if Miss Crimes got her fiendish claws on his sweet boy.

Fair City Times Headline

Miss Crimes: Fair City’s Next Maddrix the Malicious @melodythebunny @erraticeris

[worldofbraingirlau]

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done? Most embarrassing thing you've witnessed?

Dr. Jenkins - *mutters* oh geeze why do these questions have to be that personal. *normal tone* The most embarrassing thing I have done was trying to invent a type of foam that would work better than cement and be more environmentally friendly by being easily biodegradable. I ended up making mashed potatoes for some reason and they were tough as concrete. Literally you couldn't eat it without breaking a tooth. But did Director Connors listen when I tried to warn him no. Luckily he couldn't sue me from that.

The most embarrassing thing I witnessed was some guy with a pet snake accidentally ripping his pants in public and trying to fix it with a rope. Why didn't he use ductape?

Wordman: Most embarrassing thing I have done - tomato incident, no further comment. What I have witnessed that was embarrassing, I walked in on Dr. Calvin Barriton once dancing and singing to "Material Girl". I got good blackmail evidence out of that one though.

Mouse: I tried dancing once and my dad freaked out because he thought I had gotten actual fire ants in my clothes. I told him I was dancing. He tried to make me feel better by lying and saying it was good but it was too late. I did appreciate his attempt and apology though. The most embarrassing thing I have witnessed was seeing dad's high school and college pictures courtesy of my uncle Victor. That afro did not work for dad.

(Victor Boxleitner is an oc created by @drtwobrainsstuff who gave me permission to use.)

[wordgirlnextgen]

In the next gen au, should Tobecky be canon and Tobey and Becky end up one day being married, then doesn't that mean that Steven, Carrie, and Calvin wind up becoming in-laws technically. Oh boy. 😨

Oh boy indeed. But it would make for an rather interesting spectacle for guests

POV: You're Calvin Barriton

[dualnaturedscientist]

Got in the mood to start writing something for the beta au

Wip-

Carrie re-read the ad. 1 million dollars was alot… this had to be a scam. But…with that money she could pay off her student loans no problem. And even get a bigger place to live.

She stared still feeling apprehensive for some reason. 

She'd done a couple before, and it had been pretty easy work. You sat in a chair for a couple of hours with a bunch of wires stuck to your head, and you clicked a button whenever the color blue appeared on a screen, or whatever. And then they paid you twenty bucks, maybe thirty if you were lucky.

Just to make sure she wasn't imagining it, she looked at the paper once more.

"Research subject needed. Anyone over the age of 18. 

Research will consist of one half-day session, plus additional sessions as required by research staff. Overall pay 1 million dollars. Contact Dr. Calvin Barriton XXX-XXX-XXXX"

On the other side was a simple fill out form. 

She crumpled the paper about to toss it into the trash. However she stops her self halfway and puts it into her purse instead.

A million was absurd! However she knew this place was legit. Funded by the heroes foundation. Could explain the large amount of money they were basically giving away. Still there was some skepticism. She couldn't place why. 

Though it wouldn't hurt to keep it for later.

Carrie noooo don't do it!!!

Also this is wonderfully written and I love it so much!!

[melodythebunny]

Wg undertale au

Blu - frisk

Becky - chara

squeaky - flowey

chase - asriel

 Brent - sans

chuck - Papyrus  

Miss.power - undyne 

joe - gaster

Calvin - jerry

Amazing rope guy - alphys

the exposition guy or leslie - napstablook

apollo/janus - goner kid

Athena - muffet

Steven - asgore 

Carrie - toriel 

either, mr.big, lrw, Seymour Orlando smooth, or beau handsome - mettaton

Steve mcclean - woushu (I'm if I spelled that monster right but ye-)

Invisibill - temmies

Maria - monster kid

elieen, rex, scoops, violet, tobey, victoria as the six souls

Bob/ captain huggy face - annoying dog

idea formed with @chaoticerisstuff

Athena, joe, janus/Apollo - @drtwobrainsstuff

Chase -@ninjastormhawkkat

[melodythebunny]

@ninjastormhawkkat @drtwobrainsstuff

[melodythebunny]

Why does it look like squeaky wants to bite calvin-

Bc he does.

If you think squeaky is really vicious towards steven you should see him and calvin.

Calvin has tried to step on the mouse and squish him numerous of times.

[melodythebunny]

does carrie KNOW she's a bio weapon???

Ummm nooooooo

Not at first anyhow

What she DOES know and remember is waking up in a abandoned building. very confused and disoriented. Anything prior to that is a fuzzy heap and mess.

She does have nightmares of being back in the bad place and she kinda starts piecing together things and gets a vague idea of it all.

Carrie assumed two brains was in the same boat when she first saw him. it was like finding someone else you can relate with and not having to cope with the situation on your own.

Calvin who is amazingly STILL alive at this point (ig he wasn't there when the breakin happened or survived by using his fellow peers as shields.) Tells her he made her blah blah blah and completely disregards telling her anything else past that. (Hmmm dunno of he knows that steven is two brains now....?? @ninjastormhawkkat need your confirmation on that)

Of course Carrie doesn't like that bc 1 that means any hope thay she had for some sprt of normal life never was or is possible and 2 bc she's litterally a danger to those around her

So yea...

[ninjastormhawkkat]

Rodent Man Au

So this is an idea that is like a Spider-man au but with Steven.

So when Squeaky pressed the button on the mind reading device, instead of fusion, it made Squeaky radioactive. When Steven tried to pick him up, Squeaky bit him So Steven in this au has the powers of a mouse. His hero outfit is his goggles but he also wears a black jumpsuit with yellow outlines. He has a fake prehensile tail to help him catch or trip up bad guys. He also has a belt with gadgets. A mouse logo is printed in the middle of the belt. He wears fingerless gloves to help him move around. He leaps and climbs stuff like a regular mouse. His speed and agility is maxed for an adult mouse. Steven does not have an obsession for cheese but still has a small addiction to it. His hero name is Rodent man. His hero skills come from stealth attacks though he does have some combat skills.

Now while dealing with EVA villains as he helps Wordgirl and Huggy out from time to time. He will also deal with villains that take the place of Spider-man villains in this au.

Dr. Calvin Barriton - Green Goblin

Professor Athena Cartwright - Dr. Octopus

Professor James Doohickey - The Lizard

Victor Boxleitner - Venom

That is what the au is for now. Please send asks if you want any headcanons or want to know more about which character - oc or canon - gets a spider-man character role in this au.

Professor Athena Cartwright and Victor Boxleitner - ocs of @drtwobrainsstuff

Dr. Calvin Barriton - my oc

[ninjastormhawkkat]

Anddd random thing

But I once thought about writing a stronger than you parody for Carrie lol

ooh nice. Carrie singer that to her captors. Carrie: On days like this, people like you Calvin and Athena, should be burning in h*ll.

[melodythebunny]

"trust me dear cousin. This will be better than any of that light magic you do. It will guarantee your goals."

Medieval au - @chaoticerisstuff / @drtwobrainsstuff. @ninjastormhawkkat @liloskull343. @spaaceeboyy and i

Do want to draw miss heart properly for this au too-

[ninjastormhawkkat]

Why did my brain just think of Scooby do

But instead its an au with either the testubular five

Or poly cheese

ofc being some differences bc of personalities

Either way I'm plagued with it now

Oh yes I love that idea. Here are my suggestions.

Steven taking Shaggy's role but instead of coward he is the one with the common sense of the group to try and avoid dangerous locations. Of course he ends up being dragged in there due to his alien feral daughter escaping into these haunted places being chased by her monkey babysitter Bob. They both share Scooby's role with Bob being the running and fear part of Scooby Doo.

Teresa and Carrie share Velma and Daphne's role from time to time. Amazo Guy takes Fred's role.

For the Testubular Five

Professor James Doohickey - Fred.

Dr. Calvin Barriton - Daphne

Professor Robert Tubing - Velma

Professor Athena Cartwright - Shaggy

Professor Steven Boxleitner - Scooby Doo

Note: I did the last two the way they are because they are the most chaotic of the group and Steven with his appetite also because he is favored a lot on the internet like Scooby Doo.

Calvin as Daphne - material girl song.

@melodythebunny

[ninjastormhawkkat]

What if Calvin and Steven was exes

Oof, that would be awkward. Maybe they tried dating once to test waters and get comfortable with exploring their sexualities probably. But it never went anything serious past the first or second date. Mainly it was due to the fault of Calvin's arrogant and narcissus nature.

@melodythebunny

[ninjastormhawkkat]

Tada!

Star child, space monkey, a zany but loveable split personality scientist and

Figured i give dr. Coocoo- i mean CALVIN dlthe cliche devil horns and tail too LOL

This is perfect. I love these 1930s versions of them.

[ninjastormhawkkat]

-runs up to Calvin and knocks his glasses-

.As I'm writing him I want to do that so badly💀

Guy deserves it.