#CUKE

[aijalonfilms]

New visualizer for the track off the album 'Oil of Every Pearl's Insides'. SOPHIE's ethereal and otherworldly song explores the vulnerable pursuit of for authentic connection in a sometimes cold and detached world.

[wally-b-feed]

Anthony Fineran (B 1981), Za Cuke 8, 2023

[psy-rph]

Nothing Cools Like a Cuke

[ib-dead]

Nothing Cools Like a Cuke

[defiancecomics]

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Cute little cuke

[froggyuto]

venomous likes to bite

[saintbleeding]

Have you considered Jon gardening recently

(This ask inspired by your nitrogen in the soil post <3)

the real question is am i ever considering anything ELSE

[ID: Digital art of Jon Sims from TMA, a thin British-Indian man with long, curly, silver hair and a beard, both patchy in places because of the scarring covering his face, neck, and arms. He wears a loose button-up shirt, glasses, and an ace ring. He is smiling slightly, looking at the cherry-tomato plant in front of him, with a pair of shears held in one hand. Around him are written the opening lyrics to Heavy Beekeeping by The Yellow Dress: "Watch the sun rise overhead/Watch the sun come shining through the window, lift you from your bed". End ID.]

oh to surrender blissfully to the indomitable urge to cultivate when all you have known is destruction,,,,,, effervescent,,,,,,,,,

[something-tofightfor]

Haven’t done a garden update in a while, so here goes:

A yellow squash + green onions

A table full of peppers and cucumbers + my very first little guy: (you can see my rug on the hammock in the background)

Yellow and green squash + the spinach in the lower left corner:

An abundance of basil + my tomato plants (the tall one in the back left is a cherry tomato plant and it’s HUGE!):

A stack of flowers to entice bees to come and pollenate everything: (my marigolds are BRIGHT)

Bonus: the garden at my dad’s (slowly catching up!):

[eighthpassenger]

Custom Made | CateLuke x Reader

You’re the newest recruit to the Seven! Big honor!

You’re lab-made, like Homelander, and they used some of Soldier Boy’s DNA making you, which means he considers himself your older brother. He’s ecstatic about ‘not being alone’ anymore. It’s very intimidating, but you quickly see what a privilege it is to automatically get into his good graces. You’re protected, which is actually really helpful because you’ve never been out of the lab before and it’s really overwhelming. The fighting and power part, you’ve got handled; the social? Not so much.

Backstory: After taking over Vought, Homelander found out about your existence, the only other successful test tube Supe. He was pissed. Broke you out of the lab, incited and helped you kill all the workers who ever kept you locked up or experimented on you.

Now to the fun part: Cate and Luke find the particular mix of your strength and navieté intoxicating. 

Canon Divergence: Cate told Luke what was going on soon after Indira asked her to (Indira asked her too much too soon, not enough loyalty earned yet here). They stormed and exposed The Woods to rescue Sam, a bit of a massacre still happened and Cate and Luke were appointed the Guardians of Godolkin. Luke became part of the Seven as Golden Boy as everyone expected, but Cate followed to Vought Tower on her own merit. Sam’s still around. The Godolkin Gang is still alive, they're just still in GU. This is a darker version of Luke bc I love when he cracked <3

They start by befriending you. They’re so nice! And your age, to boot! How lucky really, that they're just so easy to be around. Wouldn't have anything to do with Cate using her powers to pick up on your thoughts and steer themselves in the right direction to gain your trust and put you at ease, of course.

They offer to teach you about what normal people do; Cate especially smiles sweetly as she mentions her own isolated childhood, saying she has the best tips to get used to people and catch up on stuff.

Luke though… he’s just kind and reassuring. Always making sure people don’t crowd you too much, that you don’t get overwhelmed… Shows you his favorite things to do, since he's the one with the most normal childhood (and isn't that a fun thought). Sam joins sometimes, and you relate to him due to the being locked up and experimented thing, too. Really, it's like you were custom made to fit in Cate and Luke's lives.

They have to tread the fine line that is getting your attention without upsetting the balance that is having Homelander be overprotective over you.

Homelander actually finds it amusing and adorable. Says that as his sibling, a superior even among Supes, you deserve your own fans, and at least they’re decent Supes on their own rights. 

He takes his brotherly duties seriously, and when he gives them a shovel talk it’ll be terrifying. He encourages you to use them, to have fun. Cate and Luke are mildly terrified he'll realized they're trying to manipulate you, but he's confident that as his sibling that just couldn't happen.

Like it'd be hard for them to sway you one way or another with their kind words and reassuring smiles, their encouraging touches. You just killed someone on accident because you got overwhelmed and lost control of your powers? Don't worry, Cate will make sure no one remembers anything, and Luke will burn any evidence away. Anything you want to do or try, they'll encourage as long as you take them with, like two smooth-voiced deviled in your shoulders. Isn't one of those supposed to be and angel? The cartoons they showed you seem to indicate so, but it's not like you're eager to complain.

You were already kind of screwed up due to growing up in a socially limited environment, only being experimented on and trained, and killing the ones who ‘raised’ you didn’t exactly make you more stable.

Now, with such influences around you, who knows what you’ll become?

[vegetavegetason]

don’t sneak up on vegeta he’s shy

[arthurs-puppygirl]

I cannot for the life of me pronounce this dude’s name, so imma start calling him Cabrón

he can call me Cabróna, idgaf

[parakeet]

Oh my god it’s literally half midnight rn and I was just walking through my kitchen and I looked outside and saw a really big snail and I was like ok bedtime routine paused I have to check out this beast

(I gave him a cucumber slice yea I’m going to heaven) anyways I turn to go back in and I saw… HIM

(Are they friends? 😳)

He’s so cute!! Wtf!! That form!! Those legs!!! don’t judge my seemingly creepy breathing here I was so excited to hold a millipede for the first time I was almost in tears. I love bugs.🐛So please don’t tease me. Thanks😭😭😭

[motof1bfs]

im requesting you make a graphic of either any swedish hockey player or if youd prefer not to get hurt when you come to australia, do any ranger of your choice 😁😁😁😁😇😇😇

id give you a motogp req out of feeling sorry for you but i dont like you

i am NOT doing the rangers - 🏁

[mildmayfoxe]

i went to the store earlier when i was out bc i wanted to grab some things since i was close to a grocery store & they had arizona green tea with CUCUMBER so of course i had to get it and i would recommend. really nice

[lillyarttoheart]

Really stoked on the idea for a james bond veggietales episode

[statementlou]

okay so god knows I too have made fun of Louis for not knowing how to cook or what to do with a vegetable but I have a confession to make, which is that I actually picked up a good trick that I, someone who has been making my own food for decades, did not know from Louis' Full Time Meals video! It was to make crunchy little strips of cucumber with the peeler rather than simply peeling it and then slicing it crosswise; the thing is I don't know if it's actually a cool trick I just didn't know or if Louis misunderstood the instructions and accidentally invented something great!