#CRAWLING UP THE WALL ABOUT IT

[sneakyfox55]

i ONCE AGAIN remembered Impostor Factory aka The Game of All Fucking Time exists and now i'm going to combust

[mintaii]

redrew an arcane piece i did back in 2022

[chloesimaginationthings]

I can’t wait to see mangle in the FNAF 2 movie,,

[kizzer55555]

The Vampire Aesthetic

Ok so Danny knows two billionaires personally and they really couldn’t be more different. Yet they had one thing in common. A vampire aesthetic. Sam is fully into goth. Spiderwebs, bats, the color black. She enjoys fangs and fake blood and the darkness of her soul. Meanwhile, Vlad is Vlad. If his name wasn’t enough, the dark clothing, pale skin, and flying around with a cape and fangs with coffins in his mansion really sells it.

Danny doesn’t know many rich people so he thinks this might be some kind of trend. (If Paulina is rich, her family likes the chupacabra) So he just thinks that all rich people have some kind of vampire thing going on.

Cue Danny somehow ending in the Wayne household. Maybe he was brought over as a friend of one of the bats, maybe rescued from a field trip/vacation gone wrong, maybe some other situation. But he is there in civilian form with civilian Waynes and Danny just takes a good long look around the inside of the mansion.

“So where’s the vampire aesthetic?

Everyone freezes.

Danny just starts looking around, checking behind paintings and feeling the walls for secret levers. Used to secret passages with Vlad and possibly Sam. The Fentons definitely had them when they were temporarily rich.

“Come on, I know you guys are hiding it.”

Cue the entire batfamily thinking that this is another Tim and that he is fully aware that these people are the batfamily. Danny hangs around the mansion more and the bats just start dropping their disguises and not even bothering to hide stuff around Danny because they assume he already knows. (Possibly even trying to recruit him to be a new bat) Meanwhile, Danny, who does not know these people are batman and his birds, just does not pick up on any of it.

He grew up in a health violation with a giant ballon observatory lab above his head and a portal to the afterlife in his basement. He is a half dead teenager who has tea with the god of time and his godfather is the other parent to his clone child. He’s used to death lazers being scattered across his home and mysterious stains on clothing.

People are weird! He doesn’t judge!

[clouvu]

Offering lil doodles of them bc my eyes have been opened

[helioxed]

Dude....

[divineandmajesticinone]

KIDNAP THE SERIES (2024) I EP. 3 "Why is your body so cold?"

[hedwig221b]

I'm smiling so hard at my current (and only) wip, it's so delicious so good I'm obsessed with it 💗 it's everything I want and need from an abo fic, it's unashamedly self-indulgent and just ahhhhh

I think it will beat Predators for me as the best fic I've written. Also it's gonna be the longest one. I know for sure some of you (you know who you are) are gonna be obsessed with this fic just like I am currently bc we share a brain

I'm so excited for you kittens to read it 💗 I'm smiling again agdjdjsllqhskeeieowjsqljswlwl

EDIT:: IT'S HERE!

[hijinxinprogress]

Coffee addict Never sleeps Tim drake ❌ 

Solving cases in his sleep off 87 energy drinks Tim Drake ✅

The coffee addict never sleeps perpetually tired Tim Drake thing is a widely accepted headcanon however that was elementary school tim but after he stayed up for a week straight subsisting entirely on coffee to decipher the bat weekly patrol schedule and how it aligns with rogue attacks/Arkham breakouts, he crashed then when he woke up it was fucking wednesday so he missed his chance to commemorate his discovery with pictures of Robin and he decided that shit would never happen again and made himself an ‘efficient’ sleep schedule so he could run around doing fuck shit, add to his robin shrine, and stay on honor roll bc he was even more pissed to see the gotham gazette had pictures of Robin with an on site interview credited to Vicki Vale (listen bowl cut tim had a one sided beef with vicki vale that included tim judging who gets better pics of the bats but she isn’t even aware that she’s competing with a whole ass child 😭 he’s sitting at the table with a mug of orange juice and looks at the newspaper snorts and goes ‘fucking amateur I could do better’) 

Regularly unsupervised tiny businessman in training Tim ‘Ten hours of uninterrupted sleep?? That’s so inefficient not to mention fucking stupid’ Drake is so pissed he missed getting shots of Robin dropkicking a rogue from 6 six stories up (for absolutely no reason dick just thinks it’s fun) that he just takes at least 3 hour naps every eight hours 😭 he refuses to spend almost half a day sleeping ‘for no reason when he could be doing something productive’ 

And he still does this as a bat but it’s just easier to tell if he didn’t take his nap bc he has less than zero impulse control and he’s just fucking done with everything like the gcpd is terrified bc tim’s saying shit like ‘This guys a fucking moron, I could’ve done this in half the time without killing anyone fucking loser doesn’t he know if you keep them alive you can prolong the torture?’ and ‘you’re like all hysterical and for what 🤨 ‘you blew up 83% of Bristol waah’ stfu and fucking rebuild it?? It’s only rich mfs that live there, it’s just a matter of them opening their fucking wallets’ once a new recruit made the mistake of asking if robin had adult supervision regularly and Tim responded with ‘well if you’re gonna snitch to cps like a little bitch then yeah’ and that cop did snitch so tim fucking doxxed him

Yj has just accepted that sometimes they will find tim in an air vent, on the roof, in one of their closets, or something just fucking knocked out then an alarm will go off and he’ll just get up like nothing happened but for the first couple of months they were probably concerned bc ‘I’ve never seen you sleep?? wtf are you on man’ and Tim’s confused bc ‘I slept next to you this morning wdym??’ and that’s how yj discovers tim sleeps with his eyes open

But one of the worst things about Tim’s ‘time efficient sleep schedule’ nonsense is that it fucking works he’s one of the most well rested and coherent bats even after back to back Arkham breakouts however the absolute worst thing about his sleep schedule is the likelihood of going into the cave and seeing tim staring in a daze but wide eyed yet somehow never blinking at the batcomputer with 57 tabs open on top of being unresponsive and thinking he has a fucking concussion or he’s been replaced but he’s just doing case work while muttering nonsense in his fucking sleep for some reason

[sadpeopledancing]

i feel like we moved on from this way too quickly

[p4nishers]

HE'S TALKING TO GROGU. HE'S NARRATING WHAT HE'S DOING AND SHOWING HIM THE SHIP. HE'S LITERALLY PARENTING HIM LIKE. AHDHHENSS HE'S GIVEN UP ON ANY PRETENSE OF NOT BEING A FATHER NOW HE'S JUST FUCKING LEANING INTO IT AND WHERE IN SEASON 1 HE WOULD ONLY TALK WHEN LITERALLY NECESSARY HE'S NOW FUCKING NARRATING WHAT HE'S DOING AND GIVING GROGU ADVICE JUST TO TALK TO HIM?????!!!!?!! LIKE WATCH THE FIRST EP AGAIN AND NOTICE HOW HE TALKS LIKE TWO SENTENCES THE FIRST 20 MINUTES. HE'S EMBRACING BEING A DAD AND TRYING SO HARD FOR GROGU IM LITERALLY GOING INSANE.

[dinsbeskar]

y'all.

we need a talk.

[eldritcheyecryptid]

I love how we, as a fandom, lose our shit every time Peter Nureyev breathes.

[ningtual]

via swofthemoment

[khayalli]

Tonight I will be falling asleep thinking about Leo and the utter reverence he manages to imbue into everything he does.

This is just me loosing my mind thinking about him dw about it (I'm not good at writing and i am severely dyslexic so proceed with caution)

Even as he futility reaches for some distant goal that he'll never feel accomplished in.

He'll never truly have peace because crime simply does not go away. There's always going to be some new big bad, and will it ever really feel like enough?

Outside is a world with a constant push and pull between good and bad; he's simply one pawn in a game he never really had a choice in. Sure, he could technically just stop, but Lord knows he's a man of honour and duty. Again, he's a man that carries reverence in almost every action he takes. Is the reverence FOR duty and honour or because of it? He's a servant to this concept, to the concept of peace and justice, regardless. Always an angel, never a god.

Jesus christ, that must be tiring. This man is TIRED.

So he carves out his own peace. His own private religion. Here in his room with you, where the light from the candle flickers gently, he can soak up your warmth and make it his own.

It's in here, in his room, that you become his religion. You're the alter he worships at, it's your neck that he whispers his confessions into (Softly, with reverence) and it's your lips that grant him the absolution he desperatly seeks.

It's how you trail your hands so gently up his arms and around his neck, as if he's the one that could break if you squeeze too hard. Before you tuck him into you so so gently that he thinks maybe he will break. Maybe he'll be consumed by you, by your warmth, the way you look into his eyes as if he's your religion too (he is) or the way you leave your mark desperately clinging to his forearms as he worships at the alter of your hips.

He doesn't have to be the fearless leader. He doesn't have to make any split life or death decisions. He doesn't have to live up to any self-inflicted or external expectations. He can just just listen to you hum gently as you prepare for bed and watch how candlelight dances with your hair. He can be selfish, he can pretend to be enough ("you ARE enough" he hears your voice plead, over and over. He just rests his forehead on yours and sighs), and just for a moment. He can be at peace.

Yeah anyway I'm mentally sound and haven't been chewing on this since speaking to @yorshie about Pining with religious undertones. NOPE. I'm not being consumed at all.

I need to sleep.

[ilovepapahet]

He isn’t real