#COUGH COUGH IM SICK OH NOOOO

[starryyskies]

Hellow welcome to the Clinic AU

TW : affections

Another TW : slight boobas

Context :

She saw you reblogging this loll lmao

And if you're wondering :

Yes. *I* was the one who first brought up the Nurse Ragatha agenda

((It was most probably not original but oh well))

YOU

YOUUUUUUUU

HER HEAD RESTING IN THE BOOBIES

[lovings4turn]

so i just got covid 😙 all i desperately need now is a lovely little charles leclerc to take care of my hypochondriac self while im sat over here with bottles of hand sanny and my 100000L water bottle. i actually hate being sick i get so emotional and sometimes i just need charles to be my moral support and i don’t even CARE if he’s babying me i don’t even care i just need him

NOOOO i'm so sorry love !!! sending you well wishes n all of the love rn ,, i hope you feel better soon :(((

charles would literally do anything in his power to take care of your ill , hypochondriac self . he'd listen to every single one of your health related worries and try his hardest to soothe your concerns without being dismissive or patronising . he just wants you to be feeling okay :( he's constantly making sure you've got enough water on you and checking in , asking you how you're feeling every fifteen minutes or so in order to keep up with how you're doing and healing . if you're coughing or sniffling , he's standing there with a soft frown , little "oh baby:("s leaving his lips as he wishes he could somehow take your illness from you and make you better instantly .

[chiquititaosita]

if you can, could you write op monster trio with a sick reader? (pre-chopper joining the team)

ive been sick for the past week and one piece has turned into my comfort anime, and i still have a lonv way to go haha

thank you in advance, hope you're having a nice day!

i got you my darling! im just recovering from being sick three weeks ago. (Sinus and chest congestion) please get some rest and remember to try and rest as much as possible. good luck (I’m still getting there with you :) )

Fluff, cute shit. And just vibing

Monster trio with a sick reader (pre- chopper joining)

Luffy

- don’t get me started 😭

- he’s going to want you to rest. Even if you’re feeling fine. He’s going to make sure you’re being taken care for by sanji (since luffy says his soups can help a cold)

-“ NO y/n.. rest.” he’ll say it in a stern like tone

- Out of the times he was serious outside OF FIGHTING

- he’s only harsh on you when you’re sick because he loves you that’s why.

-“I want you to rest! So you can get stronger!”

-“so when you’re strong enough ! I’ll be able to protect you.” He grins as he’s nuzzling your face.

- “hey y/n! how are you feeling?” He’ll walk in with a happiest grin on his face.

- if he doesn’t sleep in your quarters that night or during those nights. When he wakes up you’re the very first person on top of his brain.

-he’ll sometimes surprise you with drawings (I think he draws stick figures sometimes lol) “look what I made you!”-

-“see it’s you me and the treasure we found!”

-“what’ are those other people right there?” You pointed at that pft of the drawing.

-“oh that’s zoro with his swords and sanji smoking a cigarette, nami is there stealing the money. That’s ussopp shooting a cannon. Oh look that’s robin not giving a-“ you love how creative he is.

- when you get better he lets you do more tasks just to stimulate your brain.

- recovery is just him being excited because he knows you’re being loved and cared for

Zoro

-“woah you okay?”

- “y-yeah I’m fi-fine.” you replied in between coughs.

-ngl zoro will drop everything to protect you.

-“you have to rest.. dummy.” he’ll flick in your forehead because you’re a stubborn pendeja

-“noooo i Can get up..” you fell as he picked you up for almost fainting. It had been a few hours since you passed out, and zoro periodically checked up on you everyday. but today felt different.

-zoro went to go and see you. That was until he noticed a blonde male with curly eyebrows humming and holding a dish going into the same direction he’s going to.

-“what’s that for?” Zoro referred to the dish

-“oh this is for Y/n Chan! I heard she was sick, so I made her some soup to cheer her up” he mentioned, and asked why zoro was going to see you

-“I’m checking on her… that’s all.” He blushed lightly, looking away.

-“ you know ever since she came on the sunny. You’ve gotten soft.” Sanji snickered as he was keeping his laughter down.

“Why I outta—-“ he’s just going to argue with him usually but today he had no energy for that.

-“forget it. I guess you’re right I just really care about her you know .” The moss head huffed as he was given the dish.

- “shit I gotta finish dinner!- give this to y/n chwan will you?!” Sanji literally ran off to the kitchen just as zoro made it to your door.

“Oi, y/n Can I come in?” zoro poked his head out of the door.

-“ it’s open.” you mumbled as you were bundled into the blankets. You smelled the soup and poked your head out.

-“hey.. how are you feeling?” he placed the dish of soup down on the little table near you, and gazed upon you. Zoro had missed your face. He hated seeing you feeling unwell, and miserable.

-“I’m okay. Just bored…sick and out of my mind….what’s that for.?” You pointed at the soup

-“curly made you dinner and wanted you to eat first. He said he hopes you feel better.” He rolled his eyes over the words about a certain cook. You couldn’t help but chuckle

-“awe that’s sweet of him. But what about you?” You gestured him to come lay with you, and he plopped himself onto your warm body, clinging onto you like a little koala.

-“ why did you come back? I thought you were training.” you hugged him as he laid on top of you, he hadn’t thought about it like that. Zoro just missed hearing your voice motivating him to keep going, seeing your smile, hearing your voice, especially seeing you looking adorable when mad or yelling. Annoying him while training.

- Literally you were like his personal chihuahua. It just didn’t feel the same without your presence near him. Especially when y’all took naps together after training or if y’all just felt lazy.

-“i- well- um. I finished early. it was just..that I like- training with you more. It was annoying to not hear you yell my name ‘zoro this zoro that zoro can we take a break my boobs hurt?’ ‘Zoro carry me. Zo-Chan hold my hand. ‘“ he mocked your voice and it made you laugh as you nuzzled into it.

-“Awee so you did miss me..” you nuzzled him, as he pulled himself up to hug you in the bed.

-“don’t push it..” he rolled his eyes as he kissed the top of your head.

-“I love you.”

-“ I love you too you big goof.” You sighed happily as you knew you were the luckiest woman on earth.

Sanji

- now him HEHEHEHE OMG

- the minute he noticed you were sick, you missed breakfast and you never EVER MISS BREAKFAST! You get up around the same time as sanji.

- “y/n- my loveee! It’s time to get up!!” He sang as he tried to wake you up from you quarters.

-“ really? It’s too early .” you coughed into your fist. You sounded very congested, and your eyes looked so puffy. Your natural bed head with your textured mane, all over the place. he was in awe of how beautiful you sounded in the morning!!

-Sanji immediately gasped as he heard your voice. “Oh no! My Angel! You’re sick!! please lay down to rest! Your prince is going to take care of you!!” he kissed the top of your head, placing your tea near the night stand.

“S-sanji i’m f-fine!!” You tried to push him off your shoulders that was until you ran to the bathroom. acid reflux! or even food poisoning DUN DUN DUN. You must’ve felt like your guts were being rearranged and not the good kind. Luckily it was not sanjis cooking. Because he would’ve been crushed. It was someone else’s leftovers from the previous island you brought in.

-he immediately ran after you, patting your back. “It’s okay, darling. Let it out. you’ll be okay.” He’ll gently pull away your hair out of your face. when you finished throwing up you began to wash up. You went to the kitchen to see if you could put up your cup of tea and wash it.

-that was originally the plan until your blonde man put his hand over your hand, disposing his cigarette immediately after seeing you in sweatpants and a big baggy tshirt. His eyes go into heart shapes.

- “You look adorable as ever.” He coos and pinches your cheeks. you rolled your eyes at him.

-“oh hush your face babe. ..” you mumbled as he embraced you.

-“let me wash that cup for you. Go sit down I’ll make you a plate ” he kissed your cheeks, and booped your nose then forcing your stubborn ass to sit down, after taking your empty cup of tea away from you. you just loved how he shook his hips and sang a little song about you making your plate. it’s one of the reasons you fell in love with him.

-“are you singing [song name]??” You giggled

“Yup!!! Because it’s your fault! You got it stuck.in . My. Head.” He poked you jokingly and lovingly at the end of each syllable. Serving you a cup of fruits and sweets.

-“oh shut up you!! how was breakfast?” You asked him as you were tracing the table cloth, sitting in your seat. You’re not even used to the princess treatment that he’s been giving you.

-“ it was good, I already told everyone you weren’t feeling well, they went off the ship already to gather resources and meds to make sure you feel better” you smiled at him already as he made you some avocado toast, taking a bite of the dishes your face lit up, as you did a little happy dance.

- you know when the food is delicious when you do a happy dance when you eat.

- “Oh my how this is amazing.I’m so happy I can taste your food!” you smiled at him with a little sniffle

-“oh y/n merolineee! the way you compliments me takes me a few steps from ascending into heaven.”

- yes overall Sanji best boy to take care of you during pre chopper era.

[nerd-cat-rambles]

V3-3 Trial

erm so about my theory with the katana being the same one from thh, here's evidence.

Jajajjajaja 1-1

--- The Start:

Things I said during the psyche Taxi gameplay:

"Hitting babes with my car hell yeah"

"Shuichi wants them hot babes"

"Just hit the Culprit with your car shuichi"

"Why am I following road rules, I can go 200km/h (*proceeds to hit a car*)

"Honk honk outta my way the bitch machine is coming through!"

Also, wouldn't it be cool if shuichi picked up the remaining survivors instead of random babes.

Like how cool would that be!

The Middle ---

KOREKIYO IS GOING INSANE? HE DID IT? WHAT THE FUQ-

Korekiyo in 4K ---

Why is he tweaking now lil bro.

"Their words are all hollow" what the skibbi

Did he get fucking possesed bro what the hell

Apprecitation Ramble for the Kork fans---

VA appreciation rq: "IT'S FULL OF DOUBTS! OF MYSTERIES! OF A DENSE, IMPENETRABLE FOG! NOTHING IS CLEAR AT ALL!!!" Holy shit bro kudos to you for that performance, I love that man, good job.

"BUT THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE, WAS THERE SHUICHI" oh goddam my respect for the character and the VA goes up, why DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT THIS OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BRO???

Alot of people HATE this trial, but I actually enjoy it! I like it better than majority of the THH trials tbh, but maybe I'm biased? I have alot of respect for Himiko (not being killed off as soon as she gets development, GREAT VOICE ACTING FROM HER OMG) and Kaito (YES KING, LOVE YOU HELPING HIMIKO OUT!!!) and Korekiyo! (I know you killed them both, but goddam my respect for you is high rn, great acting, nice plan!)

Wait he highkey sounds like a more chilled version of Light Yagami "N-no... I'm not the culprit!" I hear it bro I hear it and I think I'm insane for it...

NO I CAN HEAR THE PAIN IN HIS VOICE, THE CRACKING THE WAY THE VA IS BREACHING HIS LIMIT HERE, EVERY TIME HER TALKS AUGHHHH! (Maybe I'm glazing idk, but goddam bro this guy is sick.)

And he still keeps his "Kehehees" in place. Nice.

3rd trial syndrome---

APOLOGISE?? WHY IS HE TWEAKING BRO??? IS ANGIES DEMON POSESSING HIM BECAUSE THE SEANCE WENT WRONG?! IS THIS THE CURSE BRO WAS SPEAKING OF???

AND OH MY GOD WHEN HE GETS CAUGHT... HIS SCREAM... OH MY GOSH CHILLS, LITERAL CHILLS, THE TALENT! I LOVE KOREKIYO FOR THIS BRO HE'S FULL OF SURPRISES!

CUTIES!

ANGIE AND TENKO AND HIMIKO AND SHUICHI ALL LOOK SO CUTE IN THE COMIC STYLE AHH!

Angie didn't even know what he was planning.. :/

THE END FINALLY AUGH! ---

Spinning Kaede is so funny

"My regret... my only regret... is not being able to make 100 friends."<- Komi-San???

--- Conclusion:

I GOT AN A

A FORRRR ATE!!! DEVOURED! SLAYED! SERVED! LEFT NOOOO CRUMBS AT ALL!!!

--- Motive:

....

Incest subplot in 2024 is wildddd....

I audibly screamed "WHAT THE FUCK!!!" and started crying... kork, babes, you good there mate?

HE KILLED 100 PEOPLE FOR HIS GODDAM SISTER?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MATE!

OH HE GOT BURNED???

MONODAM NOOOOOO

Wait why is his sister throwing salt on him? I don't get ittttt-

DON'T CRY TSUMUGI NOOO DON'T CRYYYYY

AUGH THE TENKO FLASHBACKS REALLY HURT OH MY GOD

"Tenko... Angie! I'm so lonely!" OH MY GOD HIMIKO NOOO :( IM CRYING :((

AWWW GONTA IS HELPING HER OH MY GOD HE'S SO SWEET :(

(Talking to Kaito) "If you dislike scary things, then you should've said so earlier. I thought you were sic-" oh... Maki the cutoff... OH MY GOD KAITO'S SICK ISN'T HE???

He's coughing....?

WHAT?! HE'S COUGHING BLOOD?! WHAT??? KAITO BB?! HE HASN'T GONE TO SPACE!HE'S DYING. KAITO. KAITO DON'T DIE HERE PLEASE OHMIGOD-

--- FINALLY!

We finished chapter 3! IMO the trials just keep getting better, AUGHHHH TENKO BB I MISS YOU.-

Yeah that's all.

[musubiki]

third time in ask box sorry t_t

ive been running on coffy lately.. if one of them got sick what would the other do? :O

noooo dont apologize!!!! I like getting asks cuz it gives me an excuse to ramble about my ocs and about things i dont even think about!!!!

taffy and coco and ridiculously similar when it comes to caring for the other person, true soulmates!!! coco is a bit more rough around the edges when it comes to going about showing that she cares, but its on the same level (even if she doesnt realize it for a while)

taffy would come home and mochi would be like "Oh yeah coco caught a cold so shes resting" and he goes "WHAT?!" and DASHES to her room making sure shes okay (it was just a cough). constantly like

"Do you need anything?" "Nah I'm okay"

"Are you feeling chilly? Should I close the window?" "Nah fresh air is supposed to be good, I'm just gonna chill and work on assignments."

"Do you want some water? Or fruit? Should I bring fruit? I can--" "IM OKAY!!!"

(or teases him like "Oooh im actually a bit chilly....why dont you come here and warm me up~ [winking and open arms beckoning him over]" and he just stands there paralyzed and malfunctioning)

and coco is the same way. more chill but same energy. a bit more like an asian mom in the sense that shes like "You're fine right? ok." and keeps going to his room bringing sliced fruit or little candies or soup or something (and still does the teasing like "If you're cold I can cuddle up to youuu~ [winking and grabby hands]" and hes, again, paralyzed and malfunctioning)

[fatuismooches]

Hello smooches, its been a while since i popped up here. Been busy with school since i missed like a whole semester bcs i was hospitalized 💀 now i have to catch up with everything.. (pls send help-) anyway, I hope u and the others are doing well 🙏💞

Also, i want to share a very messy Capitano brainrot or a very random thought that have been plaguing my mind for the past few weeks 💀 and its about him having separation anxiety (or fear of losing someone he loves), especially towards *cough* fragile!reader *cough*

I know it is VERY ooc of him, but to me just the thought of someone like him having that just tug a string in my heart 😔

Just think about it, that man must have been through a LOT before he became known as the strongest individual in teyvat and being feared by many people, even being called a monster bcs of how strong he is when he is on the battlefield. Even how bloody his hands are, there's still "someone" (cough reader cough) who really cares/loves him, accept whoever he is and makes him happy. But suddenly that person fell sick and their health keeps deteriorating everyday while he doesn't know what to do to make his sick lover better? (Sure, he can protect reader from any harm. But, can he protect them from getting unknown disease?) Don't mind me, i'll just lie down here and cry-

Also i have this scenario in my head, like the way he walked so fast as soon as he finally touches the front door of their shared home when he came back from expedition just to find reader. He NEEDS to see them with his own eyes, even though all of his subordinates and their house attendants already told him that reader is fine on the letter he recieved everytime he asks how's the condition of his sick lover.

The moment he sees reader, weakly trying to walk towards him to welcome him, he just basically grabbing onto them and hugged them and they can hear tiny quiet aborted breaths coming from under his.. Helmet(?), mumbling breathy words that sound jumbled together but due to their proximity they can vaguely make out a 'it's okay, they're here, they're still here.. and alive.. and not gone..' Reader, after hearing that and seeing him like this for the first time, it really made their heart squeeze painfully and hugged him tighter

Again i'm so sorry if this doesn't make any sense, i really need to get it out of my head ASAP but i also tried to make it as not messy as possible 😭😭 anyways, i really hope that u have an amazing day smooches! 🙏🛐💞

(It seems that everyone already completed Fontaine really fast, and then there's me who barely have time to play and missed some events in 3.8 too 😭 æügh- rip primogems 😔 also, Neuvillette.. the temptation of wanting to pull for him is too strong after seeing his drip marketing 😩)

-🥝

🥝 ANON!!! OH MY GOD I MISSED U SM. I WAS WORRIED BUT IM SO GLAD YOU’RE OKAY. Ahh that sounds really stressful I hope you’re making sure to rest and take breaks too :( *hugs you* But I am doing well, thank you 💞💞

But OUH. YOU RETURNED WITH SOME HEART-BREAKING DIDNT YOU 😭. Noooo the way you described his past makes me so sad :( Yes, there are a lot of people who respect him, but of course there will always be people scared of him. His great reputation won’t stop rumors from floating around, but he’s come to accept that. Especially when he has someone as lovely and kind as you, who shows their love without a moment’s hesitation, what other people think doesn’t really matter. Really, he’s come to value your opinion so much, he always takes what you say seriously even when it’s so obvious you’re joking.

OUCHHH I CANT EVEN PUT IT INTO WORDS. He’s so used to fighting things, things that have a physical form of course. That’s how he can protect you. But what can he do when sickness has no form? What use is he when he can’t cut through what’s ailing you with his sword? His hands are made for battle and killing but there is nothing he can kill that would make you better. 

Well now you’ve got me thinking about that too 😭 When he walks in he doesn’t even acknowledge his staff, just walks straight to your room to make sure you’re okay. I feel like the Fatui soldiers in his squad have grown to the point where they try to get everything done as soon as possible just so their captain can have even just a moment more of time to spend with you.

He would get so worried just seeing you out of bed, his heart rate would spike for a second and quickly support you and get you back to bed. But first he would just hold you tight, enough so that he can hear your heartbeat, feel your warmth and pulse, and know that you’re still truly here with him. He just needs to know you’re alive, he often finds his hands near your chest and wrist, to feel you breathe in and out. It’s really comforting to Capitano considering how he deals with death every day. After those few words he lets out, you know he didn’t mean for you to hear them, but now you have and you’ll do your best to reassure him. Just guide his big hand to your heart and let him feel the beat of your heart, how as long as he’s by your side you’ll swear to keep it beating for him :(

THANK YOU FOR THIS 🥝 ANON I’ve been missing Capitano a lot and your brain rots with him never fail 😫For the sake of my heart fragile reader got better thank you very much <3 And don’t worry about Fontaine or Genshin in general! It’s not going away and you should focus on yourself and your life first :) But when you do play I promise you’ll have a great time, Fontaine is very pretty and relaxing :) (Yes… join me in pulling for Neuvillette >:)))

[scrunkalicious]

I JUST. I JUST REWATCHED ARCANE EPISODEZ 3 & 4 W MY BROTHER AND WHAT THE HEEELLLL ATRGARHJAJAAER HEEELPPP SILLY GANG HEELPP WHAT THE FOEUICIOCK

VITKOR VIKTO ROZVIKTOR HE HAD SO MANY CUTE LINEZ IN EPISODIE 3 THAT I KINDA FORGOR HAPPENED AND WHEN I HEARD HIM SPEAK I STAWERED TWEAAKINNNGG HEELPPPEKJEKJLAEGYT&YUTUO

WHEN HE HWHEN HHEE ARHGRGHGHHG

EPISODE 3 STUFF:

"Do you think it was my life's ambition to be an assistant? Scientists seek discoveries, ways to make the world a better place!" WHAT THE FREAAAKKKK HEZ SO PASSIONATE ABT HIS WORK WHAT THE FLIPPPPP I LOVE HIIIMMMMMM HEZ SO WANTING TO HELP PPL WITH HIS WORK OH MY BOG IM DYING

HIS LITTLE "EH"Z WHENEVER HE APEAKZ WHAT THE HEELLL HEZ SO CUTE WHTA THE FLIPPPKOGIYGIY& GOOOOODDAMNITG "Eh...on paper," HEEELPPP THE TEHASHDKJHARHJKAR

"No, we need more than promises. We need proof!" YES YOU TELL HIM (him being btw jayce ew) BABE ARHHJRGGH A MAN OF HIS WORK HELL YEAH!!!!!!

GOOODDD WHEN HEZ XHELPING JAYCE SNEEK INTO THE ACADEMY TO GET THEWUIR WORK BACK AND YOU CAN HEAR HIS CANE ON THE FLOOR TEEHEE ARGHJJGHAGA HEZ SO CUTE

HIS FREAKIN EXPRESSIONZ ARGRGHH MUY WAWAAAA,,,

THE WAY HE USED HIS CANE TO JAM THE DOOR SO PPL CANTR MESS UPO THEIR WORK???? GOODODOGIGDBKJADADBNNBAD

TF THEWY SO GOOFY FOR IM SOBBIBG "They're almost through [the door], no pressure!" "THAT SOUNDS LIKE PRESSURE!!!!!" daawwwg shut up jayce

why was jayce like,,, manifesting when stabilising the hextech stuff what the hell imi cryuibg

NOOOO VIKZ OG CANE BREAKZ WHEN THE DOOR IS SLAMMED OPEN I ARHRJGGHJ D:<

"I'm not sure how to do that, sir," IN RESPONSE TO WHEN THE LORAX (HEIMERDIGER) TELLZ EM TO STOP HOVERFINF IN THE AIR BC HEXTECH MAGIC I AHRJHADKJADKJGTU HYEZ SO CUUTE

why was jayce so dramatic in that ep bro was tweakibg so bad,,, AND THE PART WHERE MEL DISTRACCZ THE GAURD SO VIK & JAYC CAN WORK??? WHY WAS IT BUIOLT LIKE A JUMPSCARE W CAMERA SHAKE N EVERYTHING HELP

EPISODE FOUUURRRR

ARGHGHHGHG VIK USIN THE POWER TOOL TO SCREW IN SMTH AGHRJGJJGJH SAVE MEEE

BUUUHH HIM TELLING HEIMER ABT HEXTECH AND BEING SO SMILEY N HAPPY ABT IT YAAAYYYYY,,,,,,

HIM SHOWING OFF THE HEXCLAW (is. is that machine herald'z third arm.) AND USING TGHE LAZER TO DRAW HEIMER??? HE CAN DRAW?????????? W LAZER IMPRESSIVZW.....

"Imagine what our artificers could do with such a device!" ARTIFICERZ?? SKILLED & ARTISTIC WORKWERZ (i googled what an artificier is) MARLY MENNTIOONNN HEZ TALKING ABT HIS WIIIIFEEEEE (me) WOOOOWWWWW GUYZ CANON REAL MARLY MENTION

AWWWW HIM NOT WANTING to GO ONSTAGE AND GIVE THE SPEEC?? BUH....

ALSO??? EP 4 IS THE FIRST TIME WE HEAR/SEE VIK COUGHING WHICH IS A DIRECT SIGN OF HIS SICKNESS GETTING WORSE INM GONNA EXPLODE

BRO. BRO EHWN. WHEN. WHEN JAYCE SIPPED FROM HIS CUP AND SET IT DOWN SO THAT IT COVERED VIKTOR?? AND HIS CUP ONLY HAS HIM ON IT WHEN VIK ALSO DID WORK??? BOOO BOOOOOOOO EW EW THROWZ TOMAOTOOOOOO

WHAT THE FLIPPPPP WHEN JAYCE & VIK ARE LSTEIGZ TO THE COUNCIL TALK ABT HOW TO HANDLE THE UDERCITY AND THEYRE SHIT TALKING THE UNDERCITY AND VIK JUST HAS TO SIT THERE AND LISTEN??? WHEN HEZ FROM THERE???? EVERYONE IN THE COUNCUIL STFU ILL BEAT YO ASSEZ RN

AND THEM BEING ALL LIKE "We need a good scientist who worked on Hextech to join us on The Council" AND THEY PICK JAYFE??? WHEN. WHEN VIKGTOR IS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE???? AWWW HEEELLL NAHHHHH. MEL MEL MEL AS MUYCH ARE YOU ARE PRETTY AND ILY. GIRL,,,,,,, YIU WERE SO NUH UH,,, YOU GOIUN "Only Mr. Talis has the knowledge nessecary to secure the HexGates," HIM ONLY?????? ONLY HIM??? MEL MEL MEL GIIRL U ON MY LAST NERVEZ!!!!! !IM GONNE GET YOU WHAT THE FLIIPP ALSO WHY IS JAYCE SO FLAMBOYANT

BUT THAT EP SHOWED ONE OF MY FAVE VIK FRAMEZ SO YAAY

AAARRGHHHH I KLOVE VIKTOR SO MUCH,,, RUNNING UP TO HIM AND KISSING HIM BREATHLESS RN,,,,,

[sherwoodknights]

SP 1999 EPISODE 3 LIVEBLOG

Last episode of disk 1 and probably the last one for today

Rip to the old man getting thrown down the front steps, what a way to start an episode

This sick woman ruining all of her dad's escape plans smh

Who's the angry woman punching men and why do I love her already

"No harm will come to her" something tells me that harm will almost definitely come to her

Andrew and Suzanne are engaged!!!!

Percy and Marguerite insulting each other in public is so much cuter now they're happy with each other <3333

The bitchy ladies are being bitches again smh

Percy insulting the Pimpernel aksndkskdkdkd

Percy what are you planning because I know for a fact you aren't gonna leave this old man's daughter in france

"Suppose the girl is dead?" Goddamn marguerite have some faith

AAAAAAA HE CALLED HER MARGOT <33333

Who's the speedy boy French soldier my god

Oh nevermind he's a creeper spying on the lady from before in her bath

That is a massive goblet and I want one

Whose this guy with long hair in the woods he's kind of fit

Chauvvys become a deadbeat alcoholic since last episode it seems

And now he's a man on a mission

"I never said you were absurd!" "But you implied it" "Andrew have I ever implied" PERCY YOU DUMBASS

Andrew is so confused bless him

"You're not prepared for such a journey-" "her ladyship's portmanteau" MARGOT YOU SAVAGE

Goddammit percy give your wife the boat sex she's craving or I will

SLIGHT TANGENT BUT I LOOKED IT UP AND I THINK THE FIT GUY FROM THE WOODS WAS ALUCARD IN CASTLEVANIA AND IM LOSING MY MIND?????

Not the 30 pieces of silver as a bribe

Oh damn I didn't realise this town had a bring your own guillotine policy

Fit evil lady (I think her name is gabrielle??) has a guillotine earring omg

Noooo don't execute 5 citizens every day you're so sexy ahaha

Oh fuck they're straight up grabbing people from the crowd at random jesus christ

Yeah you should feel bad Mr priest since you're the reason they're killing people

So they all know where he's hiding because he's holding secret masses and yet nobody has given him up? Damn thats commitment

HES GIVING HIMSELF UP? COULDNT HE HAVE DONE THAT BEFORE THEY KILLED 5 INNOCENT PEOPLE EARLIER IN THE DAY????

Gabrielle is a badass she just kicked the old priest down

Why is she so obsessed with this Helene girl, kinda gay ngl

I love everyone except Marguerite toasting to the king

Oh fuck Percys host is spying for chauvelin

SHOUTOUT THE FUNKY MEN FROM THE WOODS FOR CAPTURING CHAUVELIN

Oh damn they're straight up shooting all of the soldiers

"You are very arrogant!" "I'm English" percy you legend

HOW IS THAT COUGHING FUCKER STILL ALIVE OH MY GOD

Uh oh Marguerites in the convent but Gabrielle knows about the convent

"Put him in with the pigs" "that's uncommonly hard on the pigs" percival Blakeney, professional sassmaster

AND HELENE ISNT EVEN IN THE CONVENT? SMH

Episode 3 done! Honestly I'm loving this show, really glad I invested in it, can't wait to see what happens next!

[pilotstreets]

I've been coughing for two weeks now. Let's be sick together.

oh noooo i hope you get better quickly! <3 unfortunately you're being sick alone bc im better now. but you can have the unholy amount of sprite my parents got for me while i was ill and i can bring a puzzle over

[electricsockhead]

Head very full of Morgan just making breakfast for Aaron and bringing it to him on a tray and Aaron can't see him properly because he's not wearing his glasses, so Derek puts them on for him, reveals the breakfast and kisses Aaron's forehead. Basically, if I can't love Hotch I'll have fictional characters do it for me!

OMG STOP THIS IS SO CUUUTE!! Wait I wanna make some hcs on this rn hold up.

soft!mortch headcanons <3 (except Hotch is sick and Derek takes care of him)

tw: mentions of headaches & being sick // tw: hospitals // tw: the gays being insufferable and pining miserably

So Hotch called in sick one day which is mad weird cuz he could have the worst headache and he’d just gumble his way through a full productive work day.

But today he called in sick so like the entire team was worried.

Derek decided go check in on him just to make sure everything’s good.

Of course he has a key so he just lets himself in and calls out for Hotch.

When he gets no response, he makes his way to Hotch’s room and he’s just laying sideways, eyes super red, but they’re open and he’s just staring out into an abyss.

Dereks like “hey man, you ok? The team’s all worried” it takes like a full minute for Hotch to turn and face him properly and his face is also very red and he just looks absolutely miserable.

Ofc he doesn’t admit it so he’s just like “I’m fine >:(”

Derek glares for o b v i o u s reasons.

He’s like “you said you had a mild headache? You can barely move, man!”

He gets all worried and shit and Hotch tries to pretend to be fine because he doesn’t want to look weak in front of his crush coworker.

So Derek’s like “lemme go make you something” and he comes back with some soup and a spoon.

He sits next to Hotch and he’s like “you didn’t have to do that >:(”

But Morgan isnt having any of that so he just makes sure Hotch eats all his soup.

He puts on Hotch’s glasses for him so he can see better but the Hotch man is starting to get sleepy like half way so Derek goes to put the soup in the kitchen and comes back to Hotch already asleep with his glasses on the nightstand.

He gives a kiss to his forehead and straightens up his blankets and whispers “goodnight Aaron!” Hotch (who is actually still awake) absolutely m e l t s but it’s fine cuz his face is already red so you can’t really see the ginormous blush on his face.

A couple hours later Hotch wakes up with violent coughs and Derek is sitting in a chair right next to him.

When he calms down Derek gets up and is like “ok, were going to the hospital!”

“I’m fiiiiine! >>>:(((”

“NO YOURE NOT!! IM TAKING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL AND YOU DONT GET A SAY!”

Hotch is grumpy the whole way there and he doesn’t say anything except for occasionally mumbling “this is completely unnecessary >:(” and “you’re just wasting time and money, this is pointless”

Turns out he was right because it was just a bad cold and the doctor told him to stay home for at least 2 weeks.

Derek stays with him and takes care of him the whole time.

He sleeps on the couch, but sometimes Hotch will get cold (even with a shit ton of blankets) so Derek cuddles him and ends up getting sick too.

So they stay at Hotch’s for like a whole month because Hotch feels the need to repay the favor so he stays with him and takes care of him.

All in the while holding back the urge to just k i s s him like 378282 times a day.

But it’s all good, they get through it, and on their first day back to work they got used to being extremely close so the team assumes they’re dating and they have to keep awkwardly be like “oh no, were not dating wErE jUsT fRiEnDs!1!1!1!”

Penelope teases Derek relentlessly because she knows he’s like him ever since he joined the team.

At the end of the day they go back to Hotch’s cuz Derek has to get his stuff and all.

But once they get inside Hotch is like “hey... do you want to stay? Just for tonight...”

And Derek absolutely melts because Hotch sounds so adorably insecure so he nods and makes dinner for them and after dinner they’re watching a movie and sitting incredibly close and Hotch goes “Derek, I appreciate all you did for me... I really hope you know that...”

And Derek smiles and they get closer and closer and thEN THEY K I S S ! ! !

Hotch starts blushing like a teenager and Derek kisses his cheeks and his nose and they cuddle and end up falling asleep.

The next day they walk into work holding hands and Spencer is the first to notice and he starts teasing them automatically going “wow, how friendly of you two!” And they all just chuckle.

Emily and Penelope have the time of their lives teasing complaining going like “WHAT DID WE SAY?! BUT DID YOU GUYS LISTEN?! NOOOO!! YOU KEPT PINING AND PINING AND WE WERE THE ONES WHO HAD TO PUT UP WITH THE “Oh nO wErE fRiEnDs!1!1!”

JJ and Rossi don’t really care for their relationship, they’re just happy they’re happy

THE END!!

[smugraccoon137]

Supergirl Season 2 episode 8 Medusa review part 2

If your curious part 1 was just my breakdown of Kara and Mon-els relationship that got way too long. But as always SPOILERS AND GAY THOUGHTS AHEAD

Me and kel get so excited when Lenas in an episode. Like practically giddy. I can’t help smiling when shes on screen honestly. And yes Katie McGrath is beautiful, but beyond that such a pretty smile and lovely voice. I’m sure ratings started to spike when she joined the cast. Okay enough about pretty girls on to the review 

Tipsy fucking Alex though guys I can’t get over this mess of a person. 

Alex: if I have to come out to my mom then I choose to do it drunk

Kara: no your not *yoinks beer*

Alex: wait no my coming out juice

Kara Danvers sneaky sneaker extraordinaire can totally interview Lena and find out Cadmus things without anyone knowing. The confidence this goofball has is top tier

Underrated relationship: Alex and Winn though. I really really love Winn and honestly Alex is such big sister energy to both him and Kara. 

wow Lenas pretty in the interview scene. A touch of auburn hair from the sunlight really makes this shot and we never get to see her with her hair down. Fan service honestly, or maybe she heard a certain beef cake reporter was gonna come by and wanted to dazzel her.

Lena: hair up is for business. Hair down is for flirting friendship time with Kara

Poor baby thinks she falls short nooooo. Your doing your best godamn your only like 25 jesus. Kara give her a hug she needs love and affection

Kara thinks shes being so sneaky in this interview. Such a golden retriever, bad at sneakin. As soon as she toes the line Lena catches on and kicks her out. Really good acting in the scene, the subtle change in expression to show Lenas guard raising. Good job Katie.

Real quick Lena why is your office so ugly? How do you keep it clean? You spend 99% of your days in this place and its whiter than a hospital room. I hate it. Why is your desk an oval? and why does it have a hole in it? Kara cant eat you out in secret anymore damn. 

OOHHHhhhh noooo the fucking gas bomb in the bar what the fuck. EVERYBODIES DEAD JESUS WHAT WAS THAT

Poor Mon-el. What happened at the bar was fucked up, and he feels like its fault when its obviously not.

Love that he and Kara are having bro time playing some Monopoly. Oh no not Kara asking if he likes her. Honestly thought these two had good chemistry in this scene. Im a sucker for dumbass not understanding certain words and phrases. So Kara having to reiterate her questions and finally being like “You don’t want to mate with me do you?” was super fun. Omegaverse vibes mfs. Although I am confused by mon-els reaction “I mean have you seen the kind of women I’ve been attracting?” I honestly don’t know what this means.

Kara internal reaction though: Oh thank god

Wow Kara really just has no regard for her own life, huh? she just opens the door and possibly contaminates herself. It’s good to want to help people, but love you gotta care about yourself too

Good reveal with the fortress of solitude. Oof Kara gonna feel like its her fault all those aliens died and mon-els sick. They do a really good job of showing Karas relationship with her parents through their holograms. She wants so badly to see them again, to talk to them. And she can, but not really. They just aren’t real.

Lena cattily to her mother: im used to celebrating holiday weekends alone at my desk

me to Kara: please invite her to thanksgiving

Okay so Lena being adopted is another interesting parallel to Kara. Also the fact that both Kara and Lena fall into there families shadows, and are left behhind or forgotten. Really interesting how Lena and Karas relationship is so similar to Clark and Lex’s for obvious purposes. Though the CW queer coding the fuck out of their relationship in Smallville really only adds to Supercorp fever. Its always been Homoerotic subtext Harold!

Me watching Lena and Lillian trade verbal blows: Wow ya’lls relationship is fucked up. Lex and Lionelle would spar and fence but you two are on another level jesus

oooooof that last line. 

Lena: I know your lying

Lillian: and how could you possibly know that?

Lena: because you told me you loved me. And we both know thats not true

Who wrote this jesus fuck my heart. The PAIN.

Bonus thought Lena thinks Karas smart. Goofball beefcake sneaky sneakster who doesnt know the difference between flirting and friendship is smart she thinks. I love these idiots

Wow Kara just doesn’t wait huh? Oh cadmus is going to be at LCorp? Not on my watch. Lena’s there. I know this because I tune into her heart beat just to check on her cus she likes to work late. Don’t worry Alex it’s for friendship reasons.

That LCorp security guard got princess carried for .2 seconds. Best moment of his life.

God its like dark out. Lenas working on a holiday weekend into the night. I hate this, give her friends.

Lena looks so scared when Kara gets thrown into the giant LCorp sign

And then hurt Kara looking up at her with dread.

Kara internal: fuck don’t come out now. I came here to save you

God I love the protectiveness. Its *chefs kiss*. Hank throwing the beam at Lena and Kara even in her hurt state throwing herself in front of it. Sometimes self sacrifice is gay. But how Lena looks at her after wards like “I can’t believe I’m alive. I can’t believe she chose to save me”. Met with a gruff “Get out of here!”. mm yes this is my kind of content. Fight for me.

I was robbed an aftercare scene but I doubt it will be the last time. (*COUGHS* the “im leaving” phone call *COUGHS*)

Talking about the virus Eliza: what about Lena Luthor?

Kara: What about her?! (super defensive is also a super power maam)

Winn: Luthors can be pretty good actors

Kara: No, I looked into LENAS EYES. She doesn’t know anything about cadmus or her mother

J’onzz: Would you stake Mon-els life on that?

well I guess that really puts Lena and Mon-el right next to each other in priorities huh? Which one is more important? 

Wow Lena totally has a crush on Supergirl after that. Flustered dork. 

Lena: *laughs nervously* you know that doors not really an entrance

Kara: *upsettit stone face pupper*

Lena: :,) 

Okay but the way Lena just says “Anything” all breathless and helpful when Kara says she needs her help. Shes crushin hard

Kara tells Lena her mother is in charge of Cadmus. 

Lena: >:(

Annnd the crush is dead. That did not last long. Really love that Lena has such a different relationship with Kara vs Supergirl though, good dynamic having her reactions so different. Which I believe actually relates as a Clark and Lois parallel? Seeing as how Lois has two separate relationships with Clark and Superman. 

OOf the way Lenas throat bobs with genuine sadness because who she thought Supergirl was is wrong. Shes just like the rest of them. Thinks Lena is just another crazy Luthor. It hurts

Kara: I know what its like to be disillusioned by our parents, but Im a pretty good judge of character, and you are not like your mother. She is cold and dangerous. And you are too good and too smart to follow in her path. Be your own Hero.

Wow just what a good line. They are capable of some things here and there arent they? Melissa's delivery on this is excellent. And the way Katie McGrath is able to show such depth of sadness and bitterness even from a shot of her BACK is really cool. Great acting in this scene in particular. And I can see why the “desperation to be good” is such a highlighted part of these two relationship. Its the one thing in common between Lena and Supergirl, the place where they can meet in the middle. And the way Lena looks after her as she leaves! AHHH thats the good shit, the pining

Okay big Mon-el scene in coming so if you dont want to hear my ranting skip over this part. 

Funny how as soon as Kara has this big impactful scene with Lena full of tension and emotion the writers were like: shit we almost forgot Mon-els dying. 

Kara: *staring sadly back into Lenas office kind of wanting to go back in*

Writers: *cough cough* KARA He’s DYINGGGG

Kara: Oh shit right. Mon-el Oh no. My *looks at poorly written handwriting on her palm* romantic interest?

Wow Mon-el looks like shit, poor guy. Someone swaddle this pillow princess and get him some soup.

Heres a question. Kara is visibly upset that Mon-el is dying. Is it because she’s sad that the guy shes likes is dying. Because her friend is dying? Because her father created the virus thats killing him (what the writers want us to think)? Or because no matter what Kara does the people she loves keep falling through the cracks and shes helpless to stop it?

Her parents. Clark. Her adoptive father. Now Lena. Now Mon-el. Why can’t she ever do anything? Why is it always her fault? This poor kid has some deep seeded abandonment issues

Mon-el: you know you look beautiful with the weight of all these worlds on your shoulders.

I do remember my reaction here, cus I thought this was a weird line. A line that was obviously meant to be romantic and complimentary, but it felt unsettled in my stomach. Coming back and watching the scene it sits even more uncomfortably there. He obviously means well, but this line is kind of just shitty. Its a very selfish and unthoughtful thing to say to someone. 

Kara’s entire fucking life has revolved around other people and making sure they are happy and taken care of. But having “failed” at such a young age to do the impossible things asked of her (carrying on Kryptons legacy, raising Clark) she overcompensates. Any normal person would just make their life revolve around their family and friends, not healthy but it works. But Kara feels responsibility over an entire world of lost people and lives. So the amount she overcompensates is ungodly. She does have the weight of worlds on her shoulders. This is not a joke or hyperbole. Its just her life. And thats so fucking shitty. And to have someone actually see that and acknowledge it. To make it a reality so to speak. Then to have them say “yeah you look good like this” while you’re a shaking Atlas being crushed. It is just a little too much isn’t it? That pain to have someone see you finally, and then completely miss the point. For them to go “oh wow your so strong. your so brave” instead of “let me help you. you shouldn’t have to do this at all, forget by yourself. But now I am here”. 

I imagine this was the scene that crowned my darling himbo boy Mon-Hell? Which is so unfortunate. I hope Im wrong, but I feel that his character might just end up a big missed opportunity

I want everyone to know that me and Kel screamed through the entire enxt few seconds of the scene. We knew the kiss was coming from how they were building it up. But god was it painful, especially for it to be delivered after a line like THAT. But yeah very loud angry screaming

Also not to be that bitch but Kara and Mon-els scene was a total of 1:53 RT, and Kara and Lenas ran at a 1:57 RT. Just sayin...

No Lena don’t be evil thats too sexy...

Okay but the way that Lena just tricks Lillian is so good. Shes so clever. And added bonus she makes her ask for her help, which is nice actually. Lillian's obvious vice is weakness and that is often shown in embarrassment. A woman like this asking for help borders that line of weakness and its nice to see on such a dislikable character. Lena didn’t just get what she wanted she got a point over her mother.

Lena looks good in the purple coat. Repeat she is pretty

Love the mental chess game between Lena and Lillian. Lena offering help right off the bat and giving her the isotope free of charge. And then Lillian making Lena launch the virus to prove herself. Good stuff.

Kara appears: don’t do it Lena!

Lena: why not? im a luthor

Okay so obviously Lena switched the Isotope and the Virus won’t work. But thats what makes this line so perfect. Throwing it back in Supergirls face. Like “Yeah, Im a luthor. And Ill show you what im capable of.” But instead of mass death and destruction Lena saves the day. She saved thousands of lives, and its because shes a Luthor that she was able to do that. Really nice way to full circle that 

Wow Lillian really just starts booking it without Lena, huh? bitch

I really love the scene of the virus falling all around National City. The choice of an orangish snow falling was a really really good one. Paired with some excellent music for the mid season finale.

Its sad but I do love Hank just being ready and at peace with death. Im sure he misses his wife and daughters. 

Okay but Lena calling the cops is tea. Send your mom to jail honey. 

So we’re really not gonna talk about how Lena saved everyones asses? Like don’t you think Supergirl would want to talk to the woman that A) kind of tricked her, and B) saved National City. Thats just what makes sense??? But no we’re going to ignore that the DEO is a kind of shit at their job sometimes. And that the woman that they were accusing of having a part to play in all the xenophobic shit is the one who did their job. BY HER SELF. 

Okay rant over. This was a long one review dear god. Really really good episode though. I enjoyed rewatching all the scenes even if it was a mixed bag of feelings. Thanks for reading hope you enjoyed all the screaming!

[prettyboyhq]

Karasuno boys x sick!fem!s/o

Trigger warnings: mentions of sickness!

Requested by: @animegirlfromvietnam

A/n: this is the third try because the other two drafts were merked by tumblr :(((

Daichi

Daddychi, I luh you 🥺🥺🥺

He spent a bit of time with you before the game, seeing as it was a weekend one.

However, not too much time!! He's the captain so he has to be there early.

He gave you his hoodie though, not able to resist your puppy eyes.

"Rest, okay, love? I'll see you afterwards."

"I love you, Dai!"

"Love you too, honey."

He has husband petnames, FIGHT me on this

When he and his team walked onto the court, he could have sworn he heard you cheering.

Except, you wouldn't right? You were sick.

Right?

He didn't check, it'd throw him off his game to check and worry about you.

However, afterwards, when you collided into him, he welcomed you with a hug and leaned down to whisper in your ear.

"I thought you were staying home?"

"Wanted to support you." You mumbled against his chest, and he chuckled lightly.

"I was going to bring home a CD for you, you know that, right?"

"Mn."

Sugawara

Suga, oh yES PLEASE

He probably babied you all day before the match.

"I made soup!"

"Koushi, I can feed myself."

"You're sick, baby, let me work my magic!"

He tried to make you promise to stay home and rest, but failed to notice your crossed fingers

During the game, he got put in to set, and managed to raise his teammates morale to the brim!

When he got on though, he could have sworn he heard his beautiful, stunning, and very sick s/o cheering for him.

Noooo. She wouldn't

He was proven wrong after the game however, when your form enveloped him into a warm hug.

You smiled up at him, but he was pouting ever so slightly.

"Weren't you staying home?"

You pressed a kiss onto one of his beauty marks.

"That's a dirty trick!"

Asahi

He's so stressed

Please help him

"I can stay home from the game, if you need me to??"

"I'll be fine, Ace."

"Are you sure??"

He'll hear you cheer and just swivel his head to the stands

But like mid jump so he'll just slam into the ground

"ASAHI???"

"I'm...I'm good-"

He is good! You're cheering for him! And if you are, that means you must feel a lot better, right?

He's surprised, when you give him a post game hug, that it isn't accompanied by a kiss

"G-good work! That was a bad fall, though, how's your side?"

You're still sick????

He frets and frets, and eventually you two go home where he makes you tea and thanks you for coming

Nishinoya

"Look at me! The best boyfriend ever bringing you ice cream!"

Let's you play with his hair, and maybe style it if you know how

"I'll win just for you!"

"You mean 'our team'?"

"Yeah!"

Really bummed you can't come, but you're sick! You can't help it

Mid game, he'd manage to save a particularly hard serve, but when he heard your cheer of "GO YUU!"

Hoho!

He completely forgets your sick, and gets hyped

They win, of course, and yuu you two embrace post game.

"Did you see my saves in the first set? They were all 'wah' and 'bam'!"

"I-Im so proud of you, Yuu!"

Immediate pout

"Wait! You're sick!"

"Yeah?"

You're in his arms now, sorry I dont make the rules

"Your perfect boyfriend is going to take perfect care of you!"

Tanaka

Bald simp man <333

He comes PREPARED

(Thank you, Ennoshita)

Then he ruins it by deciding kisses are the best meds.

They're not.

Even when he's leaving, he's pulling every trick

"5 more for the road?"

Scouts the audience one last time to see if you're there

And when he sees you?

"MY GIRLFRIEND IS HERE! IM ALLLL FIRED UP!!"

"Keep your shirt on, Tanaka."

Even after the game he doesn't let up

"Victory kithes??"

Like, begging, hands and knees.

And who are you to refuse?

He's sick 2 days later

Yamaguchi

He felt so bad for you!!!

You ended up having to reassure him you wouldn't die.

"Tadashi, it's a cold."

"But what if it's more??"

You cuddled for straight HOURS while watching ghibli movies and drinking tea.

Eventually though, he had to leave for the game.

"You'll do great, 'dashi! I know how hard you've been working!"

"O-okay!"

He got put in a quarter way through the game, and immediately tried a jump float,

Which

He

NAILED

What caught him off gaurd though, not only his win, but, if he focused, he could have sworn he heard a cheer he reconized.

Convinced himself it was nothing until after the game when you wrapped him in a huge hug

"Y-y/n?"

"Tadashi!! Your jump float!!!! It was so good!! I'm so proud of you, baby!!"

He sheepishly held you close, a flush reaching his ears,

"P-please be safer next time and stay home." Before pulling away a bit and looking at you.

"Was it really that good?"

Please just praise him

Hinata

He🧡🧡🧡🍊🍊🍊

He is surprisingly good at this, he's taken care of Natsu when she gets sick, so he has experience

Doesn't mean he isn't still hinata.

"Kith??"

Literally so bummed you can't come.

Kageyama hits him

However, afterwards, when you come up and hug him tight??

He doesn't care if he gets sick, kisses, hugs, and cuddles for the rest of the night.

He gets sick a week later.

(Sorry his was so short!)

Kageyama

Bluebabby<3

He really wants to help but is very confused

"Eat your soup, Boke!"

His Google search history is filled with

'How do I help my girlfriend not be sick'

'Girlfriend sick what do'

'Help girlfriend has a cold'

You have just been vibin the whole time while telling him

"Tobio, I had cough medicine earlier."

"Tobio, I don't need more soup."

"You can't kiss me, you have a game in a half hour."

He's pouting about that.

Just give him some butterfly kisses, that should help.

During the game, he doesn't hear you cheer, his complete focus is on his teammates and the ball.

However afterwards, he's a bit bummed you couldn't come, especially because they won

"Yamayama, are you SULKING???"

"BOKE! I am not!"

He is.

At least, until you suddenly hug him tightly from behind.

"Good work, Tobio! I'm so proud of you!"

He's happy now, even if he might get sick if he kisses you

Tsukishima

Tsu-KISS-ME-shima

He had texted you before the game, but didn't come see you because 'he didn't want to get sick'

Totally not because it broke his heart to see you at anything less than your best, and knew he would miss the game if he came to see you

Reminded you to rest, well, not exactly reminded, more like told.

"Get some sleep, idiot, yamaguchi misses you."

"You don't???🥺🥺🥺"

"Look who's drawing conclusions? Go to sleep."

However, during the game, after a particularly good spike, he heard a familiar scream, that sounded just a bit abused from sickness.

He tried not to look at the stands

However, afterwards, when your form barreled up to him, enveloping him in a hug, he just "tch"ed and hugged you back.

"Aww!!"

"Shut it, Tadashi."

"Gomen, Tsukki!"

You were both exhausted, you from the exertion of cheering, and him from the game, so you bussed home together.

"Good work!" You croaked at him, a stupid smile adorning your face.

"Shut up.. and thank you for coming."

[eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon]

And I am back at it again trying to count the kills in The Walking Dead. I am slowly going insane.

That's the link to the first three seasons since I thought the post was getting a bit long :)

Season 4

Character introductions:

Patrick ? ep. 1

David ? ep. 1

Zack ? ep.1

Bob Stooky ep. 1

‘Mouldy lady’ (she doesn’t have a name I think) ep. 1

Lizzie Samuels ep.1

Mika Samuels ep. 1

Ryan Samuels ep. 2

Doctor S ep. 2

Tara Chambler ep. 6

Lily Chambler ep. 6

Meghan Chambler ep.6

Mr Chambler ep.6

Mitch Dolgen ep.7

Pete Dolgen ep.7

Alisha ? ep.7

Abraham Ford ep.10

Eugene Porter ep.10

Rosita Espinosa ep.10

Joe ? ep.11

Gareth ? ep.13

Gareth and Alex’s Mom ep.13

Alex ? ep.13

Top characters - in my opinion :)

Abraham Ford

Daryl Dixon

Beth Greene

Eugene Porter (don’t ask why, I genuinely don’t know)

Tara Chambler

On to the kills!

Karen: 5 walkers

David: 6 walkers

Glenn: 29 walkers

Daryl: 6 humans + 74 walkers (1 assumed) with a total of 80

Sasha: 22 walkers

Zack: 2 walkers

‘Mouldy lady’: 1 human (herself :( )

Carl: 28 walkers

Rick: 5 humans + 29 walkers with a total of 34

Carol: 3 humans + 10 walkers (1 assumed) with a total of 13

Maggie: 25 walkers

Tyreese: 26 walkers (1 was assumed when he put down a Mika)

Dr. S: 1 walkers

Michonne: 3 humans (1 assisted) + 32 walkers with a total of 35

Bob: 23 walkers

Herschel: 5

Martinez: 1 human (spoken of but never seen) + 1 walker with a total of 2

Governor: 2 humans + 5 walkers with a total of 7

Mitch: 1 human

Lily: 1 human (assisted) + 1 walker with a total of 2

Lizzie: 3 humans (not seen, but we can all agree she killed Mika) + 4 walkers with a total of 7

Beth: 3 walkers

Mika: 4 walkers

Tara: 10 walkers

Abraham: 14 walkers

Joe: 1 human (killed off screen and was by multiple of the claimers)

Rosita: 5 walkers

Eugene: 4 walkers

Total walker kills: 338

Total human kills: 27

Total kills overall: 448

Total walker kills over all 4 seasons: 1033

Total human kills over all 4 seasons: 121

Overall total kills in all 4 seasons: 1134

Main character deaths:

Zack: bitten on ankle and face, then crushed by a building ep.1-30 days without an accident

Mouldy Lady: stabbed self twice, left to turn ep.1-30 days without an accident

Patrick: ok I haven’t looked at this in a while and in my book it said he died of ‘extreme Covid’ so take that as you will ep.1-30 days without an accident

Ryan: Bitten and put down by carol ep.2-infected

Karen and David: Carol stabbed them in the head and then burned them 😳 ep.2-infected

Dr. S: Was sick and turned (I think Herschel put him down but I can’t remember) ep.5-interment

Mr Chambler: died from lung cancer then put down by ‘Brian’ ep.6-live bait

Shumpert: got drunk and walked into walker pits. He was killed in between seasons but is only mentioned at this point

Martinez (another fave dead): Hit by ‘Brian’ with golf club then fed to walkers ep.7-dead weight

Pete: killed by ‘Brian’ and left to turn under water ep.7-dead weight

Herschel (NOOOO): Head cut off by the governor (brutally) then put down by Michonne ep.8-too far gone

Meghan: Bitten then put down by The Governor ep.8-too far gone

The governor (thank the heavens): Shot by Rick (non-leathaly), stabbed through the chest by michonne, shot in the head by lily ep.8-too far gone

Mitch the Bitch: Shot with bolt by Daryl ep.8- too far gone (lots of people going this ep)

Lily: eaten alive, willingly. Between episodes but witnessed by Tara

Mika: Stabbed in the neck (I think) by lizzie ep.13-the grove

Lizzie: shot in the head by carol ep.13-the grove

Joe: Bitten in the neck by Rick (walker style) ep.16-A

Alex: Shot by Rick ep.16-A

Saddest death: Herschel. WHY DID HE DIE! HE NEVER HURT ANYONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE!

Happiest death: The Governor. Hmm let me see: he tortured Glenn, assaulted Maggie, tried to get Daryl and Merle to kill each other, killed axel, KILLED MERLE, killed his entire army, was the cause of Andreas death (but who really cares), killed Martinez and Pete (he just wanted to be a good person), beat the shit out of rick, tried to torture michonne, and I think I’m missing something... Oh yeah-HE KILLED HERSCHEL. That basterd deserved worse.

Best death: Lizzie. Lizzie was kind of a psycho and she deserved it a bit, but the main reason her death was the best is because it started carols whole ‘mental downfall’ thing, which is very important to the story.

Worst death: Martinez, I guess. I can’t choose Herschel since I’ve given him the saddest death so it has to be Martinez. Personally I think Daryl should have killed him because of their betting game thing in season 3

Top 15 killers:

1. Rick. 150 walkers. 10 humans. 160 total. Currently alive

2. Daryl. 140 walkers. 10 humans. 150 total. Currently alive

3. Glenn. 69 (noice) walkers. 0 humans. 69 total. Currently alive

4. Michonne. 61 walkers. 7 humans. 68 total. Currently alive

5. Governor. 27 walkers. 40 humans. 67 total. Dead S4 ep8

6. Herschel. 66 walkers. 0 humans. 66 total. Dead S4 ep8

7. Merle: 32 walkers. 24 humans. 56 total. Dead S3 ep15

7. Andrea: 54 walkers. 2 humans. 56 total. Dead S3 ep16

8. Carl. 50 walkers. 1 human. 51 total. Currently alive

9. Maggie. 39 walkers. 3 humans. 42 total. Currently alive

10. Shane (go away): 32 walkers. 4 humans. 36 total. Dead S2 ep12

11. Tyreese: 35 walkers. 0 humans. 35 total. Currently alive

12. T-dog (hang in there, man): 32 walkers. 0 humans. 32 total. Dead S3 ep4

13. Sasha: 25 walkers. 0 humans. 25 total. Currently alive

14. Shumpert: 21 walkers. 3 humans. 24 total. Dead between S3-S4

15. Bob: 23 walkers. 0 humans. 23 total. Currently alive.

First (and last) words:

Patrick: 1st (yes ma’am) last (I don’t wanna yack on someone)

David: 1st (take that) last (take that) he only has one line

Zack: 1st (I was just about to come find you) last (Don’t leave me!)

Bob: 1st (Hey!) last (?)

Mouldy lady: 1st (wait please) last (you don’t come back)

Lizzie: 1st (Nick! Look over here!) last (I’m sorry)

Mika: 1st (one of them has a name tag) last (I love them!)

Ryan: 1st (it’s happening isn’t it?) last (take care of your sister)

Dr. S: 1st (got no bites) last (you’ve gotta go)

Karen: 1st (Noah’s asthmatic) last (I’ll see you later)

Tara: 1st (you look like you barley got out alive) last (?)

Lily: 1st (Tara!) last (Meghan!)

Meghan: 1st (Mama) last (it’s ok, I can do it myself!)

Mr Chambler: 1st (have a cigarette?) last (please)

Mitch: 1st (you know this guy?) last (You, get up now!)

Pete: 1st (they’ve got a kid for Christ’s sake) last (it’s a sha-)

Alisha: 1st (just messing with my knife) last (I’ll find you)

Martinez: 1st (say the word) last (yeah and then-)

Hershel: 1st (was he bit?) last (it could work, you know it could) 🥺

The Governor: 1st (save your ammo for when you need it) last (liar)

Abraham: 1st (well look at this) last (?)

Eugene: 1st (it’s classified) last (?)

Rosita: 1st (don’t do this Abraham) last (?)

Joe: 1st (get your asses down here!) last (that’ll be fun, won’t it-)

Gareth: 1st (I’ll guess Alberts on perimeter watch) last (?)

Alex: 1st (did they deserve it?) last (Gareth?)

Finaly we’re done with season 4. Sadly a certain person *cough, cough* Shane *cough, cough* won’t leave us alone on the leader board, but I doubt he’ll be here for much longer. Until next time!

[seacollectsrivers]

the terror 1: go for broke

sorry this is v long also i mention black sails at least three times i think 

oh worm not just horror but SUPERNATURAL horror

your one's last words is very "the way is shut" off of lotr

kinda dig that it starts off four years after the main story like a detective thing!

I know this is the uniform of the time but ppl in the cold not covering their ears is such a pet peeve skdjjd

james fitzjames! I know who he is! man so cool they named him twice

I dig james fitzjames' cool cloak actually

my man's Irish??? hell yeah

THERES A DOG?!?

what rank is the dog convo killing me aaaah

mmmm this officers vs crew dinner scene, all I can think about is Billy's all men get the same food ksjdbhd I miss pirates

listen ive seen the gifsets. im sure james fitzjames is a lovely man. but this dinner scene is not doing him many favours in my eyes

ngl I would revel in the mood crozier has created here go off irish king

Whomst is sir Ross so whats the story there

OH we've got coughing blood oh no!! Sickness!!

the boy lives!

oh id say the boy will die, actually. would you listen to the doctor sir John or whatever.

I like your one who wanted to save the man who fell he seems nice

o fuck its racist play time!

o fuck it sure is racist. jesus.

where they friends so. is there bad blood. did he die. whomst is sir Ross!!

I like this sweet boy with the whiskers :)

oh no here comes the horror aspect

oh NO sweet boy had a whole speech about how you see loved ones and angels when you die and sick boy is seeing THIS???

sweet boy looks wholly shook

sweet boy's name is GOODSIR i love it

jesus fuck theyre gonna send a man down. he seems very sensible at least but I think he's dead prob

I've played too much subnautica to not be scared of the underwater here

oh noooo oh thats horrifying but also just sad :(

a MONKEY???

only person I trust rn is crozier he's sensible abt this and not scared to speak up go off. also bc he's irish lmao

his stance on the arctic actually reminds me of gates’ monologue on the sea. the context, situation, and basically everything is not the same at all, but it’s still giving me the same vibe.

the overwinter thing does seem buckwild but what do I know

GENUINELY like the Arctic is no joke james fitzjames!!!!! Brits At It Again!!! i trust two men and it’s my irish king and sweetboy goodsir!!

wow I liked the lad but thats a lot of work just to put someone in the ground.

ok mr hickey. I see u. the two finger salute was funny tho.

oooh no sweet boy goodsir remembering the ring :( aw babes :(

six days huh. almost a week huh. should've overwintered maybe huh.

god listen i know it's the Arctic it's not the winter of my childhood but. I miss snow and snow related activities skjdhdkd. it just looks like finnmark!!!

this staring at each other across ships giving me gates betraying flint vibes sldjhdj

overall not as scary as i anticipated, but i was also very ready and braced for a horror aspect. assume that’s gonna kick up later. 

[kallibb]

cough cough el oh el

“Iwa-chan.” The raspy mumble was barely coherent around the shivers that wracked Oikawa’s body, and he must’ve felt awful, but he made an effort to grin anyway. “What’re you doing here?”

“You didn’t come to practice today. I figured that meant you felt worse than,” Iwaizumi looked down to read the text Oikawa had sent him, “Just a little cough. El-oh-el. Don’t worry about me, I’ll be back to outshining you tomorrow. El-oh-el.” He sighed. “How idiotic would we have to be to believe that shit?”

“Mm, I don’t know, I thought you would’ve fallen for it for sure.”

“Trashkawa. I told you not to run home in the rain, didn’t I?”

“You ran with me.” Even feverish and near-delirious, Oikawa’s voice was still pouty and accusing. “You’re not sick.”

“That’s because my body is much more pristine than yours.” Iwaizumi sat on the corner of Oikawa’s bed and slung off his backpack, taking things from it and putting them on Oikawa’s nightstand. “Here. Calculus homework that you missed today. Lit homework. History. Physics. You really picked an awful time to be sick. Honey ginger tea. Drink a lot of it, okay? We have two quizzes tomorrow. You might wanna skip so you can study more---”

“Iwa-chan, you brought me tea?”

Even from where Iwaizumi’s back was turned to Oikawa, the red tips of his ears were still visible. “Yeah, my mom made some, so I just brought some for you. Drink it and shut up.”

Oikawa let out a breathy laugh. “Liar. You asked your mom to make it, didn’t you? For me. You asked for me.”

“You’re even more of an annoying shit when you’re sick.”

“Thank you, Iwa-chan.” The genuine appreciation and fondness in his voice startled Iwaizumi to look back at him.

“Trashkawa. Where would you be without me?” Iwaizumi shed his jacket and jeans, dumping both on the floor. “Scoot over.” He didn’t wait for Oikawa to move, instead just scooped him up and deposited him to the left and crawled under the blankets.

“Iwa-chan, I’m gonna get you sick---” His protests were cut off by Iwaizumi wrapping his---wow, muscly, firm, very nice, he’s been working out extra---arms around him.

“Shut up, Tooru. Go to sleep.”

Iwaizumi comes down with fever the next morning. They share the honey-ginger tea.

------

hahaha is this me projecting my wishes and dreams of having someone care for me like this when i get sick??? noooo hahahaha

im sick right now and i hate it so sorry if this sucks i wrote it in like 15 min ;))

[theabominableblogger]

My Reaction to “Gotham” S5E2

In Which Harvey Continues to be the Best Goddamn Thing in This Show

I was a lucky son of a duck and managed to get this reaction while the episode was airing live on FOX last night.  For episodes 3-12, I will be waiting for Hulu to receive them because of an upcoming spring semester at college.  So for episodes 3-12, I will be in the dark until Friday or Saturday (so no spoilers from y’all).

Also, on TV, there are so many GOD.  DAMN.  COMMERCIALS.

AN:  I managed to record my reactions to this episode and hopefully I can transcribe what I said into this post.

*Recaps shows the chopper*  OK, so who freakin’ shot down the chopper?

Oh, Tabitha...

*We see a whole bunch of injuries on Will’s back*  What the...

“They call themselves the Soothsayers.”  The Sooth- what?

“They’re digging some sort of tunnel.”  *gasps and reels back*  It’s Jeremiah!  ‘Cause he has a tunnel!  Oh my God!

What’s the tunnel for?

OK, never mind then, I don’t think Jeremiah’s in charge of the Soothsayers

“The second you [Jim] step outside that door, someone’s gonna take a shot at you, and if it’s not you that’s getting hit, it’s the schmoe standing next to you.”  *laughs*

*Jim hangs up on the radio*  Who’s on the other end?

“Four shells each.  Half a mag each.”  Wow.

“Will says the Soothsayers are here, which means we have to pass through Sirens territory.”  Ooh.

“She’s [Barbara] gonna be thrilled to see you [Jim] after what happened with Tabitha.”  Ooooff...

Wait, so is the Dark Zone like around Gotham?  At the docks or...

What?

So this is Robinson Park, OK... so this is where Ivy is.

Oh, these sets look nice.  Getting some serious Arkham Knight flashbacks.

Swore I just saw someone move in the background...

*Bruce catches a guy trying to sneak up on him*  Yeah.

“They came for help too!”  What district are they from?  Why are they British?

*jams along with opening theme*

*silently headbangs to heavy metal cover of "Ring of Fire” by Social Distortion playing in Barbara’s club*

*Everyone stops dancing when Jim arrives*  Oooohhhh... ooohh hoo hoo hoooo...

“It’s a police matter.”  “You know, they should really write that on your tombstone.”  *laughs*

“Drive right into this nightmare you’ve created.”  Actually it’s Jeremiah... kay...

“HAVE AT HIM!  RIP HIM TO SHREDS!”  Ooof.

*Panning shot of an absolute dark Gotham*  Oh my God.

*laughs*  There’s just this one random burst fire hydrant!

So is this whole episode gonna be them [Jim and Harvey] fighting their way out of the Dark Zone?

*jaw drops when someone shoots an arrow at Harvey*

“It’s a freaking arrow, Jim!  IT’S A FREAKING ARROW!”  *scoffs in shock*

Whooooo I remember her [the Day of the Dead lady] from the trailers!

Yeah, that’s the same... freaking tunnel

“The smoke... you [Gabriel] should take it.”  No.

“It’ll give you energy-”  Oh my God, is that Viper?  Is that Viper from S1?

“-see the future.”  What?

Or does Jeremiah shanghai this whole tunnel later this season?

“Once this tunnel is complete, we will have exclusive access to the mainlands.”  Oh my God, they are going to the mainland!

God, that guy [Sykes] just spit everywhere!

Sykes?  Isn’t that the bad guy from Oliver and Company?

“In Penguin’s grace, we will remain.”  Ohh, that’s a good line.

“What are the cattle prods for?”  “Fun.”  *scoffs in hilarity*

“If he [Sykes] moves, kill him.”  Oh ho!  Jim’s not messin’ around!

Yeah, that’s that same tunnel that Jeremiah [and Ecco] are in in some of those pictures.

AN:  Take a shot every time I mention the damn tunnel.

So is Gabriel Will’s older brother?

“Why would anyone be a cop in a world like this?”  “Well, the Halloween shop was all out of gas masks so it was either this or Sexy Nurse.” *reels back in chair from laughter*

“Let take ‘im, boys.”  CHEESE IT, BOYS!

*Sykes and his men try to take the kids*  Oh no.

*Jim comes to the rescue*  Yay.

*One of the car tires get shot*  Ooohhh...

*Commercials start*  OK... OK... so... what?

Wait, so is Jeremiah gonna leave for the mainland?  Like “Syke, I’m gonna get out of here!”

Noo... because his mission is Bruce so I don’t think he even wants to leave Gotham.  It’s the whole “I don’t wanna kill you!  What would I do without you?” mantra going on.

Whaaaaaatt...

What is she [Ivy] wearing?

“You have to believe me.”  “Forgive me if I find it hard to do so.”  COLD.

“It wasn’t me.  It was the park.”  *in unison with Bruce*  The park?

“The plants are my protection.”  ...OK.

“Maybe we can help each other.”  Bruce...

TELL HER IT’S SELINA!

“There’s a seed.  It’s growing under the oaks.  It’s said to have magical qualities.  When digested, it goes to the damaged tissue and bone.”  A seed?

Wwwhhhhaaaattt?

Ed?  Hello?  How are you?  Where are you?  Are you in the library again?  Why are sleeping with your glasses on?

What is going on?

That [library] looks like Oswald’s old house [the van Dahl mansion]

Oh my God, are we gonna see Ed peeing?

EEUUGGHHH we don’t need to be seeing this...

Oh my God, there’s someone in the frickin’ [bathtub]...

“There’s nothing there.”  *laughs*

Waaaaiit... what’s going on?

[Ed] You’re gonna attack him [the Street Demon] with a toilet plunger!  *cackles*

“Did I uh...” *chuckles*

“We’re gonna have to do all this again?  Guess so...”  *scoffs*

What is that place?

“It’s not safe out there.”  No dip, Jim.

“Maybe there’s still good people left in Gotham.”  Mmmmmm....

Yeah, you’re [Jim and Harvey] gonna leave three kids there [in the lobby].  All alone.  In a strange building.  Great.

Harvey, you’re a blessing.

Yeah, you’re gonna leave the three kids there.  Right.  Great idea.  Great idea.

These sets are fabulous.

“Hello?”  Blaaggghh!  Jump scare!

“GCPD.”  Take a shot!

Was that a crow [in the background]?

There’s just a bunch of random folded clothes everywhere.

*Harvey finds the dinner table full of body parts*  Oh my God...

Are those teeth?

*Harvey finds a plate of bloody fingers*  :0

Oh my God, freaking- they’re freaking cannibals?!?

*gasps when Mother attacks Harvey*

*has to leap out of seat to cool off when commercials start*

Oh wow, I love Sweeney Todd.

*ends up coughing up a lung*

So far, again, this feels like a foundational episode.  It’s just like “OK, we gotta work on this, we gotta make sure this is safe,” and yeah.

I wonder if the Jaime Murray character is gonna show up at the end of the episode or something.

AN:  You may think that... but no.

I also wanna know what kind of crack these writers were on for this final season.  Tze Chun had the good shit; I dunno about the others.

*gasps in disgust when Ed hits the Street Demon in the mouth with a wrench.”

“[Ed] You wanted to know where the Street Demons base was.”  Why?

��Aaand you wanted to make sure the boss would be there.”  Why?

“OK, how did I [Ed] seem?  Was I... confident?  Flamboyant?  Charisma for days?”  *giggles*

“Or was I conserved, kinda repressed, a little nerdy?”  *laughs*

Soo... did Hugo combine the two personalities?  ‘Cause the pushing up the glasses is a new thing.

*gasps when Ivy kills the men who were holding her.”

“[Bruce] You are so utterly naive.”  Oh my God.

“[Selina] She is paralyzed and has lost the will to live.”  “Good.”  What?!?

“That bitch destroyed the last of the Lazarus Water.”  ExCUSe me?!?

“Let her suffer.”  Noooo...

You can tell that Peyton List [Ivy] is just wearing a whole bunch of face powder on.

“I am feeding the earth these wretched creatures.  It consumes them.”  She has lost her freakin’ mind.

*Ivy starts caressing Bruce’s neck*  Do not prick his neck.

“Those men you killed were right.  You are a witch.  A murderous, callous witch.”  WHOOOOOOO- oh my God...

Hoo!

“What’s your name?”  “I- I can’t remember.”  What?

“She found me?”  “Who?”  “The ghost!”  The ghost?

“She makes me call her.. Mother.”  *reels back and puts hands in the air*  It is Mother and Orphan!

Wait, is that the kid?

*The kid stays behind*  It is the kid!  That’s Orphan!

Oh my God...

“The lights will make you dizzy.  And then you’ll go to sleep.”  Oh this is cool..

“Jim, I don’t feel so good.”  Wow, I love Infinity War.

Actually no, I hated it.  I was sick the first time I saw it.

*gasps when Mother sneaks up behind Jim*

They really do need to put a flashing lights warning on this.

*gasps when Mother fights off Jim and Harvey*

*Harvey tries to leave*  There’s an open window!  You broke a window!  Go through the window!

*looking through the Gotham tag on Tumblr during commercials*  Wow, someone wrote some fanfiction quick.

Oh wow, I love Ghost Adventures!

*gasps when Ed and the Street Demon find the Street Demon leader wiped out.”

[Penguin Was HERE] Really?!?

*imitates the guitar riff going off*

*Ivy leads Bruce to the seed*  Oh my gosh, that’s so pretty

*Ivy gives Bruce the seed*  I ain’t eatin’ that...

“One thing’s for certain... the seed will alter her [Selina] forever.”  Great.

“Some say, the darker angels of our mind-”  Great.

Also, yay for natural lighting finally in this show.  I love it when they use natural lighting in the show.  It looks so nice.

“What’s the matter, Bruce?  Don’t know if you can trust me?”  I don’t trust you.

“I don’t.”  “Good.  then you’re finally becoming a man.”  Ivy, you’re like his age.  shut up.

*Ivy sits in one of the low sitting trees*  OK, so if the tree branches just grab her and just sink down into the ground, this will be the greatest thing.

“Detective Gordon, your hand’s bleeding.”  Uhhh...

*Sykes and his men arrive*  Oh my God... monster truck!

“Wait just a minute!  Please...”  Whoaaa... who are you?

I don’t know who that is.  She [the Day of the Dead looking lady] looks cool though.

*commercials start*  Who is this?  Who are you?

Five bucks:  Barbara comes in and saves the day even though she still hates Jim.  She hates everybody.  She comes in like “I’m just here for the kids, not you.”

Oh noo...

“Did you [Bruce] find the witch?”  “It was Ivy.”  Great!  Alfred’s like “Oh bloody brilliant!”

“What choice do I have?”  Bruuuce...

“I want to help Selina as much as you do but Ivy’s a maniacal, cold-hearted killer.”  You met her like twice, Alfred!

But true, she is.

“So if Ivy wants to kill me, she can have at it.”  Oh my God...

Who wrote this episode?  I’m gonna have words.

*Bruce gives Selina the seed*  Yeah, you’re gonna shove that down your throat.  Great.

Is she gonna chew it?

*Selina starts chewing the seed like a gummie vitamin*  OK then...

It’s the Spiderman bite except in fruit form.

*freezes when Selina starts seizing*

“God, what have I [Bruce] done?”  *extremely sad face*

“I’ll tell you what!  I’ll [Sykes] take his head!  And you can have the rest of him!”  *scoffs in shock*

*gasps when Jim shoots the Day of the Dead lady*

Is that a monster truck?!?

My sister:  Is that a tank?!?

That’s a monster truck!

*both immediately at loss of words when Barbara hops down*

Wow, I love Hot Wheels!

*jaw drops when Jim uses his last bullet to kill Sykes and defend Barbara*

Wow... that just... came out of nowhere!

“Wow.  Wasted your last bullet for me.  Must be love.”  No it is not.  Barbara, how dare you say that?

*Barbara tells Jim she wants to kill Penguin.”  Great.  Great plan.

Wait, you’re gonna invite Barbara to the Green Zone?  Yeah, great plan, Jim.  Great plan!

*Jim and Co. arrive at the Green Zone*  Whoa!

He [Lucius] looks fab!

Wait a minute, is this [the Green Zone] that apartment complex that got blown up in the trailer?!?  Are you freaking kidding me?

They’re gonna freaking blow this place up later in the season.  God dang it.  Who did it and why?  Who does it and why?

We stan one future police commissioner.

“See you around, killer.  We have some unfinished business, you and I.”  Nooo you don’t.  Cool off!

Oh crap, is she [Selina] gonna be gone in the morning?!?

Oh my God, Bruce hasn’t slept in like 48 hours?!?  Great.

*gasps*  She’s [Selina] not there!  Did she go out the window?

Did she pull a “Dark Knight Rises” and back flip out the window?

“Bruce...”  Oh no.

She [Selina] looks like Michelle Pfeiffer.

“[Selina] How do you feel?”  “Different.”  Why are her eyes closed?  Open yo eyes!

“I’m better.  Even better than before in fact.”  Mmmmm no!

*Bruce hugs Selina*  Yay hug!  We like hugs!  We like some hugs!  Yay!

Oh my God, she’s gonna go on a murdering spree and kill some people, isn’t she?

*Selina’s eyes*  WHAAATT the frick?!?  Wha-

WhaAAAAttt?!?

*gasps when Ecco pops up in the promo for next episode*

*ejects out of chair to cool off*

AN:  Ecco, your man better treat you right or I’m gonna fight him AND the writers.

We’re getting WhaAAAtt??? WHaaaAAT?? 

Oh my God...