#CONSPIRACY THEORY

[creature-wizard]

Check your conspiracy theory. Does it sound anything like this?

There is an ancient global conspiracy plotting to create a one world government.

The one world government will be headed by a single leader.

The conspiracy intends to make everyone follow a religion it created.

The conspiracy is trying to destroy all true religion/spirituality.

The conspiracy deliberately stirs up conflict and starts wars.

The conspiracy deliberately does whatever it can to confuse, exhaust, and demoralize the people.

The conspiracy creates and/or manipulates art and entertainment to control and brainwash the masses.

The conspiracy uses mind-altering substances to manipulate and control people.

Progressive policies (EG, religious tolerance, equality) are part of the conspiracy.

Communism and collectivism are part of the conspiracy.

The conspiracy manipulates the economy to our detriment.

The conspiracy wants to do away with the gold standard.

The conspiracy wants to do away with the free market.

The conspiracy intends to tax the rich, which is bad because taxes are just legal theft.

Teaching people about the mistakes and atrocities committed by governments is part of the conspiracy.

The conspiracy creates new religions and spiritual movements to further their agendas.

All secret societies (EG, Freemasonry) are part of the conspiracy.

Presidents are manipulated puppets of the conspiracy.

The conspiracy manipulates anyone with a high political position.

The conspiracy grooms world leaders.

Agents of the conspiracy are planted everywhere, in all levels of society.

The conspiracy kills anyone who might expose their plans in ways that no one would suspect are actually murder.

The conspiracy follows/uses the Kabbalah.

Literally all of these were claimed in The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, an antisemitic hoax used by the Okhrana to justify violence against Russian Jews. It was used by Nazi Germany to justify the Holocaust, and today it still serves as the blueprint for most conspiracy theories - even if modern conspiracy theorists try to hide it, downplay it, or rationalize it with another, equally absurd conspiracy theory.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Conspiracy Theory Review: Vance vs Pope

With vice president J.D. Vance having met with the Pope briefly before the latter's death, many internet conspiracy theorists are going wild with the idea that Vance, who the Pope had called "a big meanie" in so many words (but in Latin) only a month before his demise, murdered the Pope in revenge. This is of course absurd as the Pope had his own health issues and Vance is so inept as a human being that he likely couldn't kill an ant with a nuclear bomb. But something has been overlooked:

Pope John Paul I was also murdered, and Vance's whereabouts at the time have never been established. Here are the facts:

Fascists shot several children in Rome the night of the Pope's death. J.D. Vance has famously said that he enjoys when fascists shoot several children in Rome.

Pope John Paul I died only 35 days into his papacy. Vance has had several days in his vice-presidency. Both types of days involved have the exact same number of hours in them.

Godfather Part III has a subplot involving the assassination of Pope John Paul I. I+III=IV, V being the last initial of J.D. Vance. Vance has also stated that he considers III to be the best Godfather movie.

John Paul I's death may have been related to a Vatican banking scandal. J.D. Vance has admitted to having used banks in the past to deposit and withdraw money, the same substance the scandal was over. He may even have money in banks to this day.

Vance was born in 1984, only six years after John Paul I's assassination. It takes exactly six years for the Earth to make one rotation around the sun. This means that Vance may have occupied the same place in space as Pope John Paul I, on the same planet- And that planet is in fact Earth, which features in many conspiracy theories including the one about UFOs. And what three letters appear in the name of John Paul I? U, F, and O, with the F being a J.

To conclude: We at FIJMU don't claim that Vance killed Pope John Paul I, but he did unquestionably murder him, and that murder may well have been the cause of his death, if he really is dead, which he is.

Or is he...?

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

[thegoodmorningman]

#Iknowwhatcolorthesunis

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

This guy is nuts and doesn’t belong anywhere near the White House.

[sjw-irritant]

[dosesofcommonsense]

If the Corporate Media Machine lies about everything (and they do), then everything they tell America about this guy is a lie.

Putin exposed Nazis in Ukraine. He attacked US Biolabs hidden under empty hospitals and apartments. He wasn’t the aggressor but was provoked by the CIA in Ukraine.

Ukraine is a proxy war created by the Deep State intelligence groups and a money laundering front for Congress. Ukraine has Hillary Clinton’s server data, info on Hunter Biden and the hidden Biden money, has a giant stem cell research environment for aborted fetal tissues from Planned Parenthood and Putin exposed all that.

Who doesn’t like him? The Deep State/NWO/Globalist cabal, UN (deep state), WHO (deep state), Mossad (deep state), CIA/FBI (deep state). He sounds like a Russian Trump. No wonder the deep state’s propaganda team hates him.

[captainzigo]

toxic arcade cabinet yaoi

[oasisr]

yes i am a prude, and hypersexuality is ruining friendships, relationships and society as a whole.

[i-dont-know-how-this-site-works]

It's the domicilegate

[deinonychusappreciator]

Conspiracy theory- The french revolution was just Robespierre testing the french nobility for rabies

[creature-wizard]

Priority time, folks: TikTok witches being kinda shallow with their craft is a threat to no one. TikTok witches spreading recycled Satanic Panic/NWO conspiracy theories is a threat to everyone.

[schizopostguy]

we are corrupted with the mark of the beast. we shall perish for submission to the beast

“And it was given unto him [the false prophet] to give breath to it […], that the image of the beast [Satan] should both speak, and cause that as many as should not worship the image of the beast should be killed. And he causeth all, the small and the great, and the rich and the poor, and the free and the bond, that there be given them a mark on their right hand, or upon their forehead; and that no man should be able to buy or to sell, save he that hath the mark, [even] the name of the beast or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. He that hath understanding, let him count the number of the beast; for it is the number of a man: and his number is Six hundred and sixty and six.” Revelation 13:15-18

“And the smoke of their torment will rise for ever and ever. There will be no rest day or night for those who worship the beast and its image, or for anyone who receives the mark of its name.” Revelation 14:11

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

okay I got one good thing out of this board dive. Get a load of this:

Helll yeah now that’s the good shit

[pratchettquotes]

"Twoflower, there are no invisible vampire ghosts."

"Ah, yes, everyone's going round denying it," said Lotus Blossom. "So there must be some truth in it."

"But I made it up!"

"Ah, you may think you made it up," said Twoflower. "But perhaps you are a pawn of Fate."

"Listen, there's no--"

"Same old Rincewind," said Twoflower, in a jolly way. "You always were so pessimistic about everything, but it always worked out all right in the end."

Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times