#CERTIFICATIONS THAT WILL GET ME A JOB
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ngl it's so dehumanizing to spend all your time just trying to make enough to pay bills like what is the POINT
#grinding my teeth. wailing. screaming mostly. job hunting sucks because it's all prior experience#or degrees for entry level jobs. and i cant get certified for anything until i get a laptop that can run programs#and i can't do that without saving up money. BUT I CANT SAVE UP MONEY IF IT ALL GOES TO BILLS. SO I CANT GET#CERTIFICATIONS THAT WILL GET ME A JOB#poverty and being poor and everything is a fucking inescapable trap and it'll never let you leave i HATE it hereeeeeee
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The keychain outfit requests that I have pending WILL happen, I just have to finish my paper first
If I don't pass this course my boss will destroy me lmao
If you see me being too active here, you have my permission to spray water at me like a naughty dog/cat
#I'm doing a course through my job#they payed for it so me and my coworkers can learn accounting and marketing and shit#and its like a proper uni course lol u get a certificate and everything#so if we don't pass they're gonna destroy us lmao#I NEED TO WRITE A UNI STYLE PAPER#like i thought graduating and getting a job meant no more academia shit#U THOUGHT WRONG MIRY#miry's yapping
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oh my god. yall. ive got an interview tomorrow. im so relieved, i feel high. im perfect for this position and havent had money in years. if i can just get my feet under myself i might be able to feel like a living person again
#they use the same emr system as the place i was trained at. which means i have 180 hours more experience on navigating it#than probably 90% of the other applicants#its not a super common one to know#and the pharmacy is only 30 minutes away....#i might really be doing something other than spinning my wheels endlessly now#i dont wanna get my hopes up too much but seeing someone get back to me mere hours after i FINALLY got my certification number#(and could therefore finally fucking apply for jobs. which i did until 3 AM last night)#is filling me with a relief and sense of value and purpose thats been completely foreign to me for years now#i cant help but cry. yanno?
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#luke#submission#So what's next for MC#Defense minister of the griaffes#Their resume must be a nightmare#thanks for submitting <3#obey me#first tags by submitter#brooo i hear you#every month mc updates their résumé and it only gets worse#they just walk up to diavolo like. my job as a devilsitter. can i get that on paper? somehow??#and then diavolo gives them a goddamn certificate#queuecifer
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Had an interview on Monday after turning down a different position Last monday, and i thought the interview went really well.
Apparently i was right bc I GOT THE JOB I GOT THE JOB I START IN TWO WEEKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#THIS ONE PAYS ALMOST DOUBLE OF THE ONE I HAD TO UN-ACCEPT#(bc it didnt pay me enough to live lol)#the new job.. its not in my ‘field of study’ technically#But! I’ve been working in pharmacy for five years and have a minor in chemistry#which apparently means smth to these ppl bc!!#it got me FIVE DOLLARS AN HOUR ABOVE THE STARTING SALARY#THATS SIX MORE DOLLARS THAN IM MAKING NOW#AND ILL GET ANOTHER RAISE WHEN I GET MY CERTIFICATION IN A FEW MONTHS#I’LL BE MAKING ENOUGH TO GET MY OWN APARTMENT#IM GONNA MOVE OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#god i hope this job doesnt end up sucking ass !!!!!#if ppl are curious about the details of this whole Ordeal actually I’ll make a post lmao#the past eight months have been batshit insane#up to something#im so excited askjldfkj
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i really want a master's degree in japanese language or translation or something. problem is that it's expensive and useless and there's too much on my plate for that right now. how do i talk myself out of this
#i knew it would just be a matter of time before i got bored enough to start eyeing master's programs#i just didn't think it would be. how long. just under two months???#there is a school near me that has a master's in english/education and a certificate in japanese translation and interpretation...#that's looking pretty juicy right now... a decent mix of fun and useful... i wouldn't have to take it fast... i could just ease into it...#BUT I NEED MONEY... THAT'S WHY I TOLD MYSELF I'D GET A JOB... hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#do i even want to teach college if i need a phd to be tenured??? AAAGGH#what the heck am i trying to do. i don't know. i just wanna have fun but :(
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should i try to explain the gap between my bachelors and masters programs? 2018-2022 then 2023-present kind of hides there's a year missing
#adventures in academia!#but like i wasn't doing nothing#i didn't get in the first time because i didn't apply to many places and the school that wanted me didn't have the funding to take me#then i got my git certificate and went to conference during that time#i kept trying for jobs at the state geological survey but that kept not happening#then the entire time while i was working my odd job i was focused on working to get back to academia#so i wasn't really sitting there doing nothing that year#it was just a rough year
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i start my new job today!! please send good vibes!!
#excited!!#it's a manager position at circle k#just to pay for me to get another certificate so i can get a job i actually want#𓆩♡𓆪 angel's thoughts 𓆩♡𓆪
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You ever think about your own life and go, "Wow, wtf, this character sounds unrealistic, they can't possibly exist?"
#not that I have had a particularly weird life#but every once in a while I say something and pause and am like#'huh'#'that's true?'#blabbing Haddock#non-dragons#Haddock Focus On Your Job: Impossible Challenge#Haddock Ramble Mindlessly On Tumblr Because Ugh Work Ugh: Success#I don't question Stanford Filbrick Pines's 12 PhDs after getting 1 Masters 3 Majors 1 Minor 1 Certificate in 4 years#why the fuckity did I do that again#why did anyone LET me do that#Haddock you are dumb and unreal#don't mind me having my own sleep-non-deprived existential crisis#[[as opposed to sleep-deprived]]#(you know -- when you slept well and so that made you MORE tired than if you hadn't slept)#(so you're still 'groggy' and your brain goes WHEEEeeEEEEEE!!!!!)#(good day but I am REaDyY to be out of here)#(hi everyone)#(hi)#(Haddock? stop rambling)#(NO!!! too late! I have sent friends a bunch of rambling DMs too!)
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This morning I wrote myself as a candidate for a ten month full time course for a ICT-support certificate. if it happens pls give me support cause i'll be so tired for at least ten months I will need support to keep breathing
#seems to be the only thing that'll actually help me get a job in that field#part time jobs are already hard to come by#but without a degree/certificate it's impossible#fr
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#was gonna pierce my lip but I realized I lost all the caps to my barbell piercings and I didn't even realize. I'm so fuckin mad#now I have to get more#idk if I can just get the screw on heads. idk what mm size they are#anyway. bone broth is successful. it's been slow cooking all day and looks and smells good. it's gonna make for hella nutritious soup base.#also I've been hunting down Spanish vocab audio because that's how I learn best.#listening to more language transfer and adding music to my Spanish playlist.#still definitely not conversational but my comprehension is going up quite a bit.#I had a grumpy Russian man come through my lane today and the desire to communicate better was so strong.#I just wanna learn all the languages.#I just need to find more resources that work for my brain.#I have a Spanish vocab book and I hardly touch it. duolingo sucks for me. I hate Rosetta Stone.#but there's resources out on the internet I just have to find them and use them.#there's a few good ones on Spotify I've found. as much as I hate Spotify conceptually for music artists it's still a resource I can use.#as much as I don't wanna apply for new jobs I don't wanna work in the same place next year when we move.#I still really wanna try food service. my speech has gotten way better and my stutter is almost never present#so job interviews should be way easier to pull off. I hope. I really hope.#I really wanna get back into nursing but idk if we're moving early enough for me to get into a cna certification class for spring semester.#I really should email the local community college and find out if I can pull off a late start or jump into a class already partway through.#I could look that up right now actually. find out when classes start there and how much I would be missing.#because I've passed the certification before it shouldn't be hard to jump in partway through I think.#hah. I'm so competent. I just looked up the information right now. there's an adult education center where I'm moving that offers the course#but not until halfway through spring.#so I could work food service for the spring and then switch to cna after.#I'm medicated so it's entirely possible and feasible. I have the ability.#hmmm. if I'm going into nursing maybe I should reconsider the lip piercing? hmmmm.#I can just let it heal over if it's an issue.#plenty of time between now and then.#anyway I'm going to bed good night.#well. maybe going to bed.
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im going to do it for real this time (drop out and get a job)
#my bro got himself a job at some idk tech startup that works w u.s. moving companies and theyre still hiring so im thinking like#what the hell ill give it a shot id have to get training first anyways so if i dont like it ill just say 'this isnt for me buh bye'#and i mean. i could always quit after a few months etc. but uni?? im quitting that shit for good i am NOT coming back...#ill just wait till october and then just. not enroll for the next year..#which also gives me time to use the lovely student benefits (health insurance) before i drop out...#ive been putting off making those appointments so like. best to take advantage of it while i still can#and also the plan is to take a graphic design course or sth so i can have at least an online certificate or sth for employability#so if all else fails im going into graphic design and illustration NOT CLICKBAIT. hopefully some ppl i know could even get me into somewher#hashtag networking pays off#piksla.txt
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i am now a board-certified healthcare worker
#technically not yet because i still need to get the signature on my externship hours#but i passed the schooling and did the 180 hours of free labor and passed the national exam. so.#unsure wtf could go wrong now? all i have to do is get the sign off and wait for all the processes to communicate#(which can take up to 3 fucking weeks)#(which means i cant even apply for jobs yet because they need to see my certification first)#(ugh.)#(but im still gonna celebrate because godDAMN that was a long and stressful and difficult process)#excited to get paid at some point for my (if the externship indicates anything) frankly fucking excellent work! please hire me!
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My dad was in the area yesterday so I got to eat dinner and talk to him about my plans post-uni. I told him about how I’m planning on probably not applying to any creative industries at all and instead get a full time job unrelated to art and animation and do freelance art and other art on the side. He seemed surprised but also understood that the industry as it is now is very different from where it was 3 years ago when my high school digital arts teacher told them that me getting into the industry was guaranteed.
I’m glad he took it well, I’ve been going back and forth in terms of confidence in my decision.
#for transparency; my current plan is to pick up a first aid certificate and hopefully get a job at a place nearby my apartment.#the first aid course is pretty expensive (between 130$-170$) so i might have to open some commissions to cover it.#the plan so far isn’t perfect since it hinges on me getting this specific job#but currently I’m just trying to work with what I have. hopefully it pays off.#telekitnetic's silly mind box
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Finally decided I’ll be quitting my job next semester. $12/hr is not worth this
#I’m a full time college student#essentially working two part time jobs#and one of them is an internship#I’m quitting the one that gives me money#the unpaid one is getting me experience and certifications for what I want to do with the rest of my life#so#I’ve probably said this before but I’m so tired so I’m saying it again
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There are literally 3 euros left on my bank account
#i should get tax refund and pay for my summer job this week i guess i'll survive#still stressful as hell though#i don't want to complain too much cause i know i'm privileged living in a country with a broad social security system#but it's also chaotic and bloated as fuck with a million different benefits and no one understanding how it works#my previous social security benefit ended in may so i had to apply for a new different one#but i needed a medical certificate for it and only had doctor's appointment last week#and getting the decision on that application takes time so meanwhile i applied for the last resort income support#but my application for that was rejected for unknown reasons and i complained about the decision but it's still in progress#so now i'm just waiting here with no money from anywhere whatsoever 🤷#bro what they expect me to do#go begging from the church? go shoplifting?#if this post is incoherent to you i feel the same#keanu.txt
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