#CERTIFICATIONS THAT WILL GET ME A JOB
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ngl it's so dehumanizing to spend all your time just trying to make enough to pay bills like what is the POINT
#grinding my teeth. wailing. screaming mostly. job hunting sucks because it's all prior experience#or degrees for entry level jobs. and i cant get certified for anything until i get a laptop that can run programs#and i can't do that without saving up money. BUT I CANT SAVE UP MONEY IF IT ALL GOES TO BILLS. SO I CANT GET#CERTIFICATIONS THAT WILL GET ME A JOB#poverty and being poor and everything is a fucking inescapable trap and it'll never let you leave i HATE it hereeeeeee
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oh my god. yall. ive got an interview tomorrow. im so relieved, i feel high. im perfect for this position and havent had money in years. if i can just get my feet under myself i might be able to feel like a living person again
#they use the same emr system as the place i was trained at. which means i have 180 hours more experience on navigating it#than probably 90% of the other applicants#its not a super common one to know#and the pharmacy is only 30 minutes away....#i might really be doing something other than spinning my wheels endlessly now#i dont wanna get my hopes up too much but seeing someone get back to me mere hours after i FINALLY got my certification number#(and could therefore finally fucking apply for jobs. which i did until 3 AM last night)#is filling me with a relief and sense of value and purpose thats been completely foreign to me for years now#i cant help but cry. yanno?
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#luke#submission#So what's next for MC#Defense minister of the griaffes#Their resume must be a nightmare#thanks for submitting <3#obey me#first tags by submitter#brooo i hear you#every month mc updates their résumé and it only gets worse#they just walk up to diavolo like. my job as a devilsitter. can i get that on paper? somehow??#and then diavolo gives them a goddamn certificate#queuecifer
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Had an interview on Monday after turning down a different position Last monday, and i thought the interview went really well.
Apparently i was right bc I GOT THE JOB I GOT THE JOB I START IN TWO WEEKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#THIS ONE PAYS ALMOST DOUBLE OF THE ONE I HAD TO UN-ACCEPT#(bc it didnt pay me enough to live lol)#the new job.. its not in my ‘field of study’ technically#But! I’ve been working in pharmacy for five years and have a minor in chemistry#which apparently means smth to these ppl bc!!#it got me FIVE DOLLARS AN HOUR ABOVE THE STARTING SALARY#THATS SIX MORE DOLLARS THAN IM MAKING NOW#AND ILL GET ANOTHER RAISE WHEN I GET MY CERTIFICATION IN A FEW MONTHS#I’LL BE MAKING ENOUGH TO GET MY OWN APARTMENT#IM GONNA MOVE OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#god i hope this job doesnt end up sucking ass !!!!!#if ppl are curious about the details of this whole Ordeal actually I’ll make a post lmao#the past eight months have been batshit insane#up to something#im so excited askjldfkj
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i really want a master's degree in japanese language or translation or something. problem is that it's expensive and useless and there's too much on my plate for that right now. how do i talk myself out of this
#i knew it would just be a matter of time before i got bored enough to start eyeing master's programs#i just didn't think it would be. how long. just under two months???#there is a school near me that has a master's in english/education and a certificate in japanese translation and interpretation...#that's looking pretty juicy right now... a decent mix of fun and useful... i wouldn't have to take it fast... i could just ease into it...#BUT I NEED MONEY... THAT'S WHY I TOLD MYSELF I'D GET A JOB... hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#do i even want to teach college if i need a phd to be tenured??? AAAGGH#what the heck am i trying to do. i don't know. i just wanna have fun but :(
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This morning I wrote myself as a candidate for a ten month full time course for a ICT-support certificate. if it happens pls give me support cause i'll be so tired for at least ten months I will need support to keep breathing
#seems to be the only thing that'll actually help me get a job in that field#part time jobs are already hard to come by#but without a degree/certificate it's impossible#fr
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I swear I might lose it.
#stfusanta#im gonna start getting my things ready to leave#my parents were all#yeah you can move back in until you can figure things out!#now its constant comments about me leaving#when no comments are directed at my brother#who has been living at home for 5 fuckin years without them making him do anything#nothing#no job#not tried to go back to school#he doesnt even leave the house to do anything#but god forbid me take a year to figure out where i want to go from here#and ive figured it out!!#im taking an emt course since ive wanted to do it for years#and i make money from commissions on the side#but im the bad one#their shitty embarrassment#im gonna do this emt course and get my certification#and then im fucking gone and not coming back
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im going to do it for real this time (drop out and get a job)
#my bro got himself a job at some idk tech startup that works w u.s. moving companies and theyre still hiring so im thinking like#what the hell ill give it a shot id have to get training first anyways so if i dont like it ill just say 'this isnt for me buh bye'#and i mean. i could always quit after a few months etc. but uni?? im quitting that shit for good i am NOT coming back...#ill just wait till october and then just. not enroll for the next year..#which also gives me time to use the lovely student benefits (health insurance) before i drop out...#ive been putting off making those appointments so like. best to take advantage of it while i still can#and also the plan is to take a graphic design course or sth so i can have at least an online certificate or sth for employability#so if all else fails im going into graphic design and illustration NOT CLICKBAIT. hopefully some ppl i know could even get me into somewher#hashtag networking pays off#piksla.txt
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My dad was in the area yesterday so I got to eat dinner and talk to him about my plans post-uni. I told him about how I’m planning on probably not applying to any creative industries at all and instead get a full time job unrelated to art and animation and do freelance art and other art on the side. He seemed surprised but also understood that the industry as it is now is very different from where it was 3 years ago when my high school digital arts teacher told them that me getting into the industry was guaranteed.
I’m glad he took it well, I’ve been going back and forth in terms of confidence in my decision.
#for transparency; my current plan is to pick up a first aid certificate and hopefully get a job at a place nearby my apartment.#the first aid course is pretty expensive (between 130$-170$) so i might have to open some commissions to cover it.#the plan so far isn’t perfect since it hinges on me getting this specific job#but currently I’m just trying to work with what I have. hopefully it pays off.#telekitnetic's silly mind box
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i am now a board-certified healthcare worker
#technically not yet because i still need to get the signature on my externship hours#but i passed the schooling and did the 180 hours of free labor and passed the national exam. so.#unsure wtf could go wrong now? all i have to do is get the sign off and wait for all the processes to communicate#(which can take up to 3 fucking weeks)#(which means i cant even apply for jobs yet because they need to see my certification first)#(ugh.)#(but im still gonna celebrate because godDAMN that was a long and stressful and difficult process)#excited to get paid at some point for my (if the externship indicates anything) frankly fucking excellent work! please hire me!
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Finally decided I’ll be quitting my job next semester. $12/hr is not worth this
#I’m a full time college student#essentially working two part time jobs#and one of them is an internship#I’m quitting the one that gives me money#the unpaid one is getting me experience and certifications for what I want to do with the rest of my life#so#I’ve probably said this before but I’m so tired so I’m saying it again
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There are literally 3 euros left on my bank account
#i should get tax refund and pay for my summer job this week i guess i'll survive#still stressful as hell though#i don't want to complain too much cause i know i'm privileged living in a country with a broad social security system#but it's also chaotic and bloated as fuck with a million different benefits and no one understanding how it works#my previous social security benefit ended in may so i had to apply for a new different one#but i needed a medical certificate for it and only had doctor's appointment last week#and getting the decision on that application takes time so meanwhile i applied for the last resort income support#but my application for that was rejected for unknown reasons and i complained about the decision but it's still in progress#so now i'm just waiting here with no money from anywhere whatsoever 🤷#bro what they expect me to do#go begging from the church? go shoplifting?#if this post is incoherent to you i feel the same#keanu.txt
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sooo close to writing a whole damn expose of how shafted you are as a british citizen if you don't own a passport. like i get that passports are a useful way of proving your id. but some of us are poor and can't afford one. and then we're told that without it we can't prove our right to work, here, in the uk, where we've basically never left?????? im losing my fucking mind
#i've been doing a job for like two weeks straight for uni#barely doing anything else#and now they're telling me they can't prove my right to work#so as it stands idek if i'll get paid. for all this work i've done.#fucking tapped country#the only alternative they've given me is to travel down in person to show them my birth certificate#oh and btw that's 315 miles <3
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it's kind of funny how i'll sit down to get some work done and immediate physical exhaustion wipes me the fuck out and renders me unable to do anything. and i'm supposed to start working full-time with this body soon
#personal#i've decided to just let my contract run out so that gives me until august to get my shit together#because like. why would i quit my job any time before that to then maybe spend several months unemployed. what's the point of that#plus in august is when everyone is starting to look for new people so i can start applying for jobs then and get something new#for september. so i don't have to be unemployed between jobs. this makes sense right. Right#like i'm going back to school for a little bit in november to get a certificate and all. why would i go looking for something else now#and why would i go looking for something else directly after. why would i do any of that#i'd like to get my end of the year bonus first please. and then i'd like some more financial stability for a few months please#i already planned my vacations for next year. if i can just make it to august with this job and then i can get something else after#like this doesn't sound ridiculous right. this sounds like a reasonable thing to do right#especially with the current state of the gaming industry just in general but also in my country#i want to see where it all goes first HWKSGJHFDKGFDG
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gonna be going to my first concert ;u;
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 I CANT BELIEVE IT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO#me sitting around 12 years old saving pictures of their concerts on my ipad... never thought i'd be here#and i thought they'd be crazy expensive... my job's certification exam costed more than these tickets#AND im getting reimbursed for that since i passed. they basically paid for my ticket kjfhg
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ok i'm applying for a master's program
#for next fall#and i'm not applying for multiple. just this one and only if i can get the graduate assistantship#free ma? and just for continuing to tutor in writing??? the thing i already did for 2 years and like doing???#and this particular program is still relatively close to home#AND has 2 certificates for TESOL and english teaching AND has classes on prof writing sociolinguistics and teaching#those are all my favorite things#and if it doesn't work out i guess i'll stop wasting time and get a job#but oh my gosh. please. please#it seems so perfect#i had to drop the JET program even though i made it in so please God let me do this instead
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