#CALL THE NUMBER BRO
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This is an unpopular opinion. But if someone comes to me venting and talking about killing themselves, I'm sending them the number to a suicide crisis hotline. I do not give a FUCK who you are, I'm sending you the hotline. I've stopped like 4 people from killing themselves and after the first 3 I do not care. We may be online friends, but as someone who WAS suicidal and went to a mental hospital. It may seem terrible then, but it gets better. It may not feel like it can, but if you reach out. Your parents can't stop you, and if they do your gonna get taken regardless. CALL THE DAMN HOTLINE, DON'T VENT TO TEENAGERS ON DISCORD, OR ANY OTHER APP FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST PLEASE REACH OUT, FOR THE BOTH OF US. PLEASE 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
#discourse#please get help#it gets better#this is serious#stop venting#start grinding#nightly rambles#CALL THE NUMBER BRO
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disney you cowards. source here
what do you mean we could've had a musical number?
what do you mean it would've been to Elton John?
what do you mean it would've been to "I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues?
i mean COMMON Y'ALL ARE YOU KIDDING ME
#excuse me#yall we coulve had a musical number#to ELTON JOHN#TO I GUESS THATS WHY THEY CALL IT THE BLUES#MCSCUSE ME#as a wise football coach once said#this is some rom communism if i ever saw it#talk about serenading your bros to elton john#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#loganpool#deadclaws#deadclaw#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#buddy comedy#rom communism#romcom#deadpool 3
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My fav new Vegas companions :)
#Drew Rex while on call with my freind#I’m the number one cass appreciator#I should draw her and my courier making out tbh#Extra silly art#<- art tag#Fnv#aww fuck i gotta figure out how to spell everyone’s names#arcade gannon#Lily Bowen#LILY!!!#Love her sm bro#rose of sharon cassidy#And Rex :3#Fallout#okay im done now
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Okay, so we know that Mario gets his famed "Wahoo!" from his dad.
Consider: Luigi picked up "okey dokey" from his mom.
#Mario Headcanons#mario movie#super mario bros#super mario brothers#mario family#still confused that he didn't get to say ''okey dokey'' at all during the movie#guess he didn't have time given how hard he was sidelined#fingers crossed for the sequel#also hope he gets called number one at some point that would be a fun nod
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just saw luther and diego getting shipped again and im once again begging the public to consider therapy
to quote a friend: what a disturbing glimpse into that thing you call a brain
#i’m so fucking serious#what is wrong with you#genuinely#don’t mean to be rude!!!! but also what is wrong with you#‘‘they’re not biological!!!’’ IT DOES NOT MATTER#THEYVE CALLED THE SAME PEOPLE MOM AND DAD AND BROTHER AND SISTER SINCE BIRTH#THAT IS A PROBLEM#i really don’t want to be rude but i genuinely don’t understand the inner mechanisms of some peoples brains bro#what about luther and diego’s BROTHERLY RELATIONSHIP makes you think ‘‘damnnn… what if they kissed though’’#smh i did not need another reason to be disappointed in humanity#HARCEST HATER !!!!!!!#laur says stuff#laur rambles#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#hargreeves siblings#tua s4#number five#tua season 4#tua five#tua diego#tua luther#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves
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(Legally) Not A Cult.
(Achieve Tinlightenment here) Athem 🙏
#GO PLEDGE TO THE KICKSTARTER GUYS#they gave brian his insta password twice guys we gotta make this kickstarter happen#the fact I have a graphic design diploma really showed it face here huh#fun fact: I was backer 166#a holy number if I may say so myself#anyway if you notice the kerning on the text is off no you don’t (I refuse to pay for the font I was using a screenshot of the typography-)#(the font is called Makawao btw and it’s $25- Corey deserves to use comic sans for paying that)#tin can bros#tin can brothers#tinlightenment#tcb#joey richter#brian rosenthal#corey lubowich#fanart#my art
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Sorry SQH….. okay,,, more fic/hc ideas
I swear this is the last one for the day
We all know the reverse transmigration fics with bingqiu and it doesn’t really focus on Airplane that much
Shen Yuan has a support system, a family around
Of course, it’ll hurt more on his side when he does have to leave them behind, but think about Shang Qinghua suddenly waking up in the hospital alone, weeks before Shen Yuan does and the sudden empty feeling of not having anyone by your side
Not even his parents has visited him in his body’s supposed coma
For the next few days, he stops writing, barely eats and barely does anything
Also-!! Airplane pre svsss was a normal dude, reclusive, but he wasn’t the type to cower unlike when he is Shang Qinghua,, ykw, because there’s things that could kill him
Pretty sure he was less anxious when he was Airplane.
One day, he goes outside with his greasy messy sad appearance and runs into one of Shen Yuan’s siblings by accident and gains a friend who’s also passionate about writing stories
Also also : He texted Peerless Cucumber when he woke up in the hospital , but no reply
Each passing day made him lose so much hope
And he remembers that Shen Yuan became Shen Qingqiu years after Airplane transmigrated and then he cries out of loneliness and misses his king and the chaotic nature of his martial siblings
Because even though they were super chaotic, at least they liked him enough to keep him around, unlike his parents
Shen Yuan probably tells his family the truth and they believe him just because of his new habits with the fan and the sudden ancient formal tradition he’s gotten used to.
#shang qinghua#svsss au#i haven’t read the entire svsss#shen yuan#peerless cucumber#svsss fanfiction#I have an attachment to Shang qinghua#cucumberplane#cumplane#don’t worry guys#Airplane manages to see Shen Yuan again#the reason why Cucumber bro doesn’t respond is because his phone was taken away#just so he can rest without any interruptions#when he gets a little better after at least 2 weeks#he sees airplanes messages and tries to find his number and call#they accidentally meet through Cucumber’s sister though#my post
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Apparently my first fanart of ii would be an au and mostly mephone4... Can't say I'm not surprised but...
I just wanted to draw mephone4 as a corn cob, tho I tried very hard to keep the shape language on the goofer with the visor. Didn't do the same to cobs, I ain't gonna sharpen a phone like a pencil, I'll just sand the edges.
Ngl I still haven't watched the show I just really like the art the fandom makes, picked the pieces of lore from those.
#i was so cose to calling them MeCob or YouCob's but didn't#cus they aint robos#bruh i guess phone cobs just numbers them like cattle#also phone cobs doesnt have the shimmer in him bro is just growing actual crops#corn mephone on the other hand... man when they rip the shimmer outta him thats gon be painful#honestly its just the meeple object swap so everything else is fine#unless...#ii#ii fanart#ii au#ii steve cobs#ii mephone4#ii mepad#ii mephone4s
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YALL GOT ME FUCKED UP IN GRAVITY FALLS.
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#I WAITED SEVERAL DAYS JUST TO GET BAITED#AND YALL MADE ME READ A FUCKING BOOK FOR CAPITAL LETTERS#MADE ME LEARN A WHOLE ASS NEW LANGUAGE#BAITED ME 5 SEPERATE TIMES#MADE ME CALL A RANDOM ASS NUMBER#ONLY FOR BRO TO LAUGH AT ME#“That'll be 9.99!” ILL SHOVE 9.99 UP YOUR A-#ISTG IF THE WEIRDAGEDDON DONT HAPPEN SOON ILL FLY TO OREGON MYSELF AND SHAKE THAT FUCKERS HAND#gravity falls#book of bill#book of bill spoilers?#idfk bro#SOOS IF YOU DONT FIX IT RN IMA FIX YOU WITH THIS FIST.#book of bill website
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Y'all ever just think about the fact that Luke has younger siblings, and like not by a huge gap from when he was born. Can't figure out how old Chris Rodriquezs actor is (Andrew Alvarez most mysterious man on this planet, apparently, if you know do share) but like if we're assuming he's the same age as Clarrise/Dior then bros 18 at Luke's 19 meaning atleast in show cannon, maybe 17 at the time of release, but regardless ughhhh yeah Hermes moved on from May Castellan QUICK, possibly while like was like only a few months old. I'm just saying YEAH bro was busy doing God stuff and GETTING LAYED AND YOU'RE SLEEPING NEXT TO THE PROOF??? While you grew up fatherless and fending for yourself against you very mentally ill with no meds or some kinda assisted living situation mother, your dad had moved on with his life completely and had several other kids, AND NOW YOU'RE EXPECTING TO BE ROOMATES??? from Luke's pov FUCK LIN MANUEL MIRANDA!!!
#i refuse to let the show try to make my sympathize with the Olympians#bros literally created EVERY problem in this series and y'all want me to think Hermes is just a dad who tried his best?#the proof is in the pudding#Luke seeing red when Percy said “I met your dad” BRO YOUR DAD WAS ATLEAST PROVABLE MORE LOYAL AT THE TIME OF TLT CANNON#Percy Jackson number one daddy's boy#Luke Castellan number one CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE#i need to go to bed#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo fandom#luke castellan#pjo tv adaptation#pjo spoilers#percy jackson spoilers#pjo disney+#clarisse pjo#clarisse la rue#chris rodriguez#chris pjo#I'd call myself a Luke Apologist but that implies i think he did anything wrong#jk he did a LOT of wrong but i love him anyway sorry bro is fascinating#put him under a microscope and poke him to see what happens#pjo meta#meta analysis
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the squirrel girl podcast is already peak but just the idea that charles really WAS listening the entire time and cackling to himself is probably the best part
#snap chats#'charles is always listening' girl that was foreshadowing... i cant believe this....#IM SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT LAST CALL BEING BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION LIKE HEEEELP#WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S A REGULAR LISTENER TOO he definitely heard erik losing his mind live on radio#case number 900 of evil charles he didnt even call his bro to be like 'hey........ thats not my number....... '#just sitting in his big ass fuck off mansion doing whatever and he got the radio on and erik looking out of line vjELKJKLA#PLEASE I KNOW HE'S SNICKERING TO HIMSELF EVERYTIME ERIK SAYS HIS NAME#as if erik would be able to hear him laugh over the radio its ok king you can lmao in your house#meanwhile these poor college students gotta wrangle your husband in jVKLJAKLAJ#i love them ... i love domestic shenanigans cherik so much thank you squirrel girl podcast team for everything i owe you my life
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they were so insane for this
#fe owain#fe olivia#fire emblem#dont think this game has a number assigned tf do we call it. few????#who rly gaf about this game honestly (i did. bought every single dlc.)#BUT UGH. CROSS GEN AWAKENING SUPPORTS. AND THEY WERE VOICED!!#this one was my fav. for obvious reasons. owain and olivia friendship… omg… like bro that is ur aunt 🥺🥺🥺#its so cute… owain’s probably like ‘wow olivia ur so kind and nice. now why is your son Like That’#i wish he couldve talked to cordelia too but whatever. we got her with luci instead i’ll take it#i wish more second gen awakening kids made it in tho… yall have no idea how heartbroken i was when inigo and sev didnt make it in#and i was like ‘the next warriors game for sure!’ :/
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jiro got a zero on one of his tests and i think it’s crazy to have the middle school dropout be a part of this event LOL
#this is vee speaking#the arb chronicles#like kuukou is very smart lmao he’s very well read with a plethora of hidden skills#and i’m sure if you present him with a theory he’ll be able to apply in practical application and critically as well#bro didn’t even go to high school tho lmao 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#the subject on that book is math and tbh since buddhism has a lot of abstract numbers he could probably deal with high school math too#but that’s so funny lmao#ichiro: if i didn’t know the answer to a quiz question i just did eeny meeny miny mo 😄 (🎶i was never book smart i’m money smart 🎶)#kuukou: you don’t need school to grow up well 😆 (is a genius LOL)#they said jiro’s test score was found tho so does that mean ichiro called up jakurai and kuukou to tutor his bro 😭😭😭😭#or maybe kuukou came to play on his own and then made a space for himself in the tutoring session lmao
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WHY am i having to run between two people instead of them contacting each other directly and then one of them ISNT EVEN COMMUNICATING WITH ME PROPERLY
#it is such a big number of things that are contributing to this right now#first i suspect that my emails are getting junked cos im not using fucking gmail or whatever#but like youve already established a line of communication. you should have marked that shit not spam at the start#so im out here having to wait ungodly hours of the night to send emails because of the time difference#and apparently if im not sending that shit on work hours then its not getting seen at all#except apparently now even THAT isnt working#on the other hand the other party is supposed to be initiating contact with ME. but thats not happening at all?#so now /i/ have to call only to find out nothings been worked out#im losing my fucking mind.#i didnt want to fucking call because a) time zone b) international rates#c) no idea how good their spoken/listening comprehension for english is. but at this stage i might have to#ANSWER MY FUCKING EMAILS!!!!#I HAD A MANAGER THAT COMMUNICATED /EXCLUSIVELY/ BY EMAIL#SO YOU /KNOW/ SHE WAS GETTING BLASTED WITH A MILLION EMAILS A DAY#AND YET!!!!! SHE ALWAYS RESPONDED RELATIVELY QUICKLY!!#ABSOLUTELY NO EXCUSES BRO#IM RUNNING BETWEEN THEM TO TRY AND GET ONE PARTY TO CONTACT THE OTHER. WHY IS THAT MY FUCKING JOB#THIS ISNT MEDICAL BUT I AM DEALING WITH GOVT AGENCIES#AND IM LOSING FUCKING FAITH
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no bc this after shahrukh explained why he ran away from the set, the pets 100% never listened to a word he said from the start
#im so passionate about this bro#im not calling myself shahrukh's number 1 defender for nothing ig😭🙏
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Man, its wild kinda-kinning Sun Wukong (from the original jttw novel)
What i mean is, Wukong before he got stuck under a mountain was actually a LOT like me as a kid…. I have since grown up and am a much different person, but sometimes its like shoot, thanks mom for raising me right bc look at what I couldve become 😭
#wukong pre mountain: understandable. a little justified even#wukong post mountain: can only feel dopamine from massacre. a true menace#but frfr he was just like me#i too had a lot of energy and funneled it into random things#i too was joyous yet easily angered#(especially for some reason when i was hurt. i had fight response not flight response)#i too loved to play and joke around (and sometimes take it too far- like the time the cops were called bc i was too good at hide and seek)#i too was an eager learner#i too loved nature and was v protective of it#i too tried to take on new responsibilities and was desperate for respect#yet i too only wanted to play outside and keep my friends happy#i too did not understand social cues#i too would’ve flipped out if i learned i had been appointed to heaven but it was actually the lowest rank with a degrading title#i got upset when i learned my bible study teacher had been using the simplified version for me instead of the real deal#i feel you wukong#crazy to know if my life were worse i would become a wanted woman tho#like bro#his criminal record is probably longer than the number of minutes ive been alive#jttw#journey to the west#jttw wukong#jttw sun wukong#sun wukong#my kin
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