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Okay so basically the United States MINT of all people is going to be working with DC to make a line of coins! These coins sadly won't be in circulation (the things I would do to live in a world where I could get Batman coins from the supermarket) as they're collectors coins, but will be releasing over the course of the next 3 years, 2025-2027.
Designs haven't been released yet (the same is true for all 2025 designs) but we know there will be 9 coins in total (3 each year) with the first year featuring (of course!!!) Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman.
Although we know the first three heroes to be featured, the remaining six have yet to be decided, and it turns out the Mint is putting out a survey on their site to gauge which of a group of culturally significant heroes people want to see most! (link to the form is mentioned in the article above)
The considered group includes: Supergirl, the Flash, Green Arrow, Black Canary, Captain Marvel, John Stewart GL, Aquaman, Hawkman, Jamie Reyes BB, Robin (Damian?), Cyborg, and Batgirl, of which 6 will be selected.
As someone who does a bit of coin collecting myself (mainly circulation coins like the quarters sets, but I also have a couple proof and collectors coins) I think this is a really cool and interesting idea that showcases the history of the comics medium and these characters and their influence on American culture. Really excited to wait and see what the designs look like for the coins already announced!
#ABSOLUTELY INSANE TO ME#sorry just. only thing that could make this crazier is if these were circulating. i would fucking die actually lmao#i mean you could buy something with one of these legally but like youre an idiot if you do that so likeeee#someone showing up with the solid gold superman collector coin and its only legally worth a dollar lmao#not that someone would do this but future generations/archeologists finding a coin in some ruins and it just has like. batman on it#amazing to me#also just the transition from us currency having all fake people (lady liberty some random native american guy etc.) and then going to real#people and presidents then expanding that to honor people that they believe should be honored (think the harriet tubman coin set right now)#and representing beauty and innovation and culture through representation of the states#only through that lens to swing back around and have fake people on the coins again in the form of the freaking dc trinity. insane to me#no one ever gets me when im nerding out over coins its okay. at least its not postage stamps (i actually do have some special postage stamps#its like 1 sheet though it was for the 2017 eclipse and the image changes from totality to the moon with the heat of your finger theyre so#cool okay) anyways i like dont really know that much abt coins lol i originally saw a post abt this on reddit đ lol and had to check this#was real which is insane. anyways my dad got my all my coin stuff ive got a proof set from the year i was born albums to hold the 50 states#and national parks (america the beautiful but its 90% natl park designs lets be honest here) quarter collections as i find them irl#(dont have an album for us women yet sadly but do have some of the coins) as well as a few dimes and other circulation albums i havent used#much. and then i have a few collectibles like the hubble telescope $1 coin the 50th anniversary apollo 11 one and the 2021 anniversary peace#dollar. though like not the gold ones or anything like that lol but yeah. i talk abt coins every once and a while with friends and i know#things but then my dad is in the car and its like nevermind lol.#also put a ? after damian's name bc theres a chance it could be dick and they just used the wrong picture. because some of the character#bios had names but his didnt and seemed very dick grayson (acrobatics mention âbatman's partnerâ etc) but not so specfic exclude either one#and the pick was damian. but then the ollie pick was goateeless for some reason so who knows#culturally dick is more important but dami is current so idk#dc comics#blah#ive really been learning so much today. first all in announcement and subsequent leaks and now this. what a ride#also love how im anticipating and know future comics things lol. when did that happen haha. ive really transitioned from only reading back#issues and never knowing current events to following a lot of releases lol and somehow finding out about the freaking coin collection...#crazy how that happens#cant scroll up at that first image without losing it a bit still actually. what a world we live in. anyways take your bets who is gonna be
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GOJO SATORU: ONE FOR THE MONEY, TWO FOR THE SHOW
⩠⧠Ë. synopsis: you and satoru, your fake boyfriend, have awards to accept and places to be. so how'd you two end up fucking in a bathroom? NSFW
contents: fem!reader. semi-public sex, p â> v, blowjob, unprotected sex, creampie, praise, you two get walked in on at the end (kinda). references hungry for more. not proofread, ignore any minor mistakes. 3.5K words.

âyou two are so cute together,â the interviewer sighs, looking at you and satoru in turn. âplease, tell us more about your relationship!â
satoru laughs, resting his hand on your back and pulling you into his side. you put on a smile and instinctually put a hand on his chest, pretending not to notice the way he stiffens up at the contact. âwhere do i even begin?â satoru asks dryly, turning and looking down at you affectionately, and heâs almost a good enough actor for you to believe thereâs any real emotion behind those cold blue eyes.
two weeks ago, satoruâs media team came to you with a request for you two to start dating as a way of gaining more attention from your fans. naturally, you declinedâitâs not like youâd gain anything from the deal but the burden of being paraded around on the arm of the man you hatedâsatoru gojo, the cocky son of some famous actor in the 90âs. but after multiple increases in the amount of money satoruâs team was willing to throw at you, you finally agreed under the condition that this arrangement would end the second you wanted it to.
âiâm sure youâve seen our latest movie on netflix,â satoru starts, looking back up at the interviewer, whose eyes have practically turned into hearts. âthe one with the serial killer, yeah? well, it started from there and just grew into more.â
âi guess you could say the attraction on the screen wasnât all acting,â you add with a knowing smile. good thing you were a decent enough actor to pretend as if you werenât just lying through your teeth, otherwise the millions of dollars in your bank account would all be gone.Â
the interviewer laughs and turns to the camera, saying something about how the chemistry between you and satoru was what really made the movie a hitâin fact, it might even be the reason youâre both getting nominated for best actor and actress.
âwell, if youâd excuse us, i think we should get back to the party,â satoru jumps in, nodding his head at the interviewer in thanks. he removes his hand from your back as you follow him to the main area, weaving through crowds of fans and interviewers on his way there. you walk at his side, heels clacking against the freshly polished floor. satoru dips his head and whispers, âhold my hand.â
you scrunch up your nose and shake your head. âno thanks, itâs not like anyoneâs watching right now. itâs way too crowded.â
âjust do it,â satoru mutters, grabbing your hand anyways. when you start to pull away, he fixes you with a stern look and adds, âtheyâll think somethingâs wrong if you donât.â
âugh, fine.â
two hours pass, filled with other actorsâ remarks on how good you and satoru make as a couple. suguru geto, one of satoruâs close friends who had played a cult leader in a recent documentary even said that you might be the girl who could fix satoru. yeah, right.
âso, when do awards start?â you ask satoru, swirling your drink and relishing the sound of the ice clacking against the side of the glass. he shrugs and takes a swig from his own cup, which looks suspiciously like apple cider disguised as champagne. âreally? youâre nominated for like, four awards, and you donât even know when youâre getting them?â
satoru laughs carelessly and looks you up and down, eyes lingering on the short cut of your dress. âat this point, iâve got so many awards that it doesnât even matter anymore. and by the way, you look really good in that dress. oh, wait, didnât i buy it for you?â
âyouâre not smooth.â
âthen why am i nominated for best actor, huh?â
âbecause the systemâs absolute shit, obviously. otherwise toji would win every time.â
satoru groans and drinks the last couple sips of his drink, rolling his eyes. âdonât even mention that piece of shit.â you shrug in response, hiding your smile behind your glass. a couple years back, satoru had lost a role to toji and to his despair, the movie did really well, despite what heâd promised to the producers who had turned him down. and it looks like heâs still bitter over that, and all of a sudden, the perfect plan to piss satoru off appears in your head.
âlook, itâs toji right there!â you gasp, setting down your drink and hopping off your seat, walking over to toji while ignoring satoruâs warnings. âoh, hi, iâm a big fan,â you say to the tall, well-built man, smiling bashfully. toji turns and looks down at you, raising an eyebrow and smiling.
âhey, pretty, youâre the girl in that movie with the serial killer, yeah?â he asks, crossing his arms. you nod and internally marvel at how tall he isâespecially compared to satoru, who, by any standards, is pretty damn tall. toji looks you up and down, taking his sweet time drinking in the way your dress hugs your figure. âthat scene in the alley was really fuckinâ good,â toji adds conversationally. âyouâre definitely winninâ best actress for that.â
anyone whoâs watched the movie knows that the scene heâs referring to is the one where you get fucked by satoru against a dark alley wallâand youâve seen enough edits of the scene to know exactly why itâs getting all the hype.
âaw, thanks,â you say coyly, resting a hand on your hip and tilting your head. âyâknow, iâve always wanted to star in a movie with you,â you continue, hearing satoru come up behind you in the background. you ignore the sickeningly obvious way he clears his throat and flutter your eyelashes at toji, whoâs eying you with interest.
âiâd like that. i can probably pull some strings,â toji replies with a smirk. his dark eyes flicker from you to satoru and his smile turns almost patronizing. âand whoâs this?â
âher boyfriend. and i really hate to interrupt this friendly chat, but sheâs not up for grabs,â satoru snaps, wrapping an arm around your waist and dragging you back to your spot at the bar. you shoot satoru an indignant glare, but receive no reply besides his tightening jaw. toji laughs and waves you off, mouthing âcall meâ at you when you turn back apologetically.Â
satoru drags you by the hand to one of the bathrooms, shoving open the door with the side of his arm and pulling you inside. thereâs a long, shiny counter, which you become very familiar with once your fake boyfriend hoists you up and sits you on it. âthe fuck was that?â satoru hisses, narrowing his eyes accusingly.
âwhat, we were just talkiââ
âi donât like the way he was looking at you,â satoru interrupts, crossing his arms tensely. he fixes you with a cold stare and you fidget uncomfortably with the hem of your dress, which you now realize is rather short.Â
âokay, and?â you reply irritably, starting to get annoyed by the way satoru keeps patronizing you. âitâs not like weâre even dating, gojo,â you snap, emphasizing the use of his last name.
âyeah? well, i donât need my âgirlfriendâ slutting herself out to the guy everyone knows i hate,â satoru fires back, taking a step forward. his palms rest on the counter on either side of your exposed legs, and you suddenly notice how red satoruâs face is. the flush in his cheeks wasnât as noticeable underneath the barâs dim lights, but here, itâs rather obvious.
âare you jealous?â you ask incredulously, unable to suppress the cheeky smile that finds itself on your face. satoruâs jaw slackens and his eyes widen, and thatâs enough of a sign for you to confirm itâsatoru gojo, your fake boyfriend, is jealous. he doesnât reply immediately, so you laugh, throwing back your head and giggling at the way satoruâs petty rivalry seems to be only one of the reasons he was so eager to get you away from toji. âaw, thatâs so cute, but we arenât even dating, sweetheart,â you coo, reaching out and caressing the side of satoruâs face.
he instantly swats your hand away, rolling his eyes at your laughter. âwell, we still have to act like it, you idiot,â he mutters, leaning over you and eying the low neckline of your dress. you instinctively cross your arms and glare at him, and satoru only cocks an eyebrow in return. âso, if we were actually dating, do yâknow what iâd be doing right now?â
âwhat?â you decide to humor him.
satoruâs demeanor completely changes at your question, going from pissed and flushed red to almost playful.
âthis.âÂ
and just like that, satoru slips his slender fingers underneath the bottom of your dress and pulls it up, exposing your black, lacy panties.Â
âgojo, what theââ
âshh, itâs all for the show,â he whispers teasingly, brushing one finger against the warm skin of your thigh. you involuntarily shiver from his touch, and against all rational impulse, find yourself wanting more.
in the acting community, satoru was well-known for being a stuck-up brat, and when you two had first announced your relationship, plenty of actors doubted it. after all, how could you, the classy it-girl of the movie industry, date an asshole like satoru? but even you were surprised at how easily people started to believe it when you two interacted in front of them. youâve been told that you two had a rather unexpected burst of chemistry together, and that your relationship might actually make it.
what a shame.
satoru hooks his fingers underneath the waistband of your panties and tugs them down, raising an eyebrow when you donât protest. he maintains eye contact with you as he slides your panties down your thighs, exposing your embarrassingly-wet cunt. satoru looks almost as surprised as you do at how soaked you are, even as he runs two fingers over your slit before sliding them in. you hate how good it feelsâitâs been a while since you got a chance to sleep with another man, especially since youâve been stuck with satoru for the past two weeks.Â
âshit, youâre so fuckinâ wet,â satoru murmurs, scoffing in mild disbelief as he meets your eyes and smiles. he curls his fingers upwards, causing your thighs to reflexively close before satoru reopens them. âso, wanna explain, sweetheart?â he tsks, tapping your thigh with his other hand.
you make a face and look away, cheeks heating up the longer satoru waits for a response. âitâs probably from toji,â you snap back after a moment. satoru laughs sarcastically, shaking his head almost condescendingly and pulling out his fingers.
ânice try, hon,â he says sweetly, lifting his fingers to his mouth and licking off your slick in one smooth motion. satoru exhales heavily and swallows, taking his time in doing so. âwant me to go grab toji to join us?â satoru asks, forcing a smile on his lips. âiâm sure heâd love to watch you begââ
âshut it, gojo,â you interrupt, swatting away his hand, which somehow found its way back in between your thighs. âwe have an award show to get to, thereâs not enough time for this bullshiââ
that was a mistake. satoru instantly lifts you off the counter and, ignoring the rather wide range of curse words you throw at him, sets you on the ground and starts unzipping his pants. âshh, we got all the time in the world. they canât give an award to someone who isnât there, right?â satoru cooes, threading one of his hands through your hair and pulling you closer to him. his other hand finishes unzipping his pants, freeing his already-hard dick.
you look up at satoru, forcing yourself to act unimpressedâeven though you know damn well he can see through your half-hearted attempt at hiding your real feelings. âsâ that all?â you ask, hating yourself for the crack in your voice when satoru laughs at you.Â
âah, i think itâll be more than enough for your pretty face to handle. now câmon, open nice nâ wide for me,â satoru instructs you, reaching down and tilting up your chin as he guides his dick into your mouth. against all rational impulse, you let him, all while glaring daggers at him from below.Â
you run your tongue over his flushed red tip, and satoru sucks in a harsh breath, chest tensing as you continue kitten-licking him. his hand moves from your chin to the top of your head, and he pushes your mouth farther onto his dick, jaw tightening the more your tongue laps at him.Â
sure, maybe you shouldnât be sucking off your fake boyfriend in a bathroom where anyone could walk in at any time, but itâs the first time youâve felt this way in too long, and you werenât ready to let this feeling go just yet. so you humor satoru and moan, smiling when you feel the way his whole body loosen up at the soft vibration. âf-fuck, didnât think youâd actually know how to give a man a good time,â satoru mutters through gritted teeth.Â
âreally?â you ask, pulling away from his dick for a moment to catch a breath. âwe fucked for that movie, though, and you seemed pretty damn satisfied then, didnât you?â you say in-between heaving breaths. satoru scoffs and shakes his head, pushing your mouth back onto his dick.
âyeah, but that was for a movie. this isnât,â he clarifies, eyes fixed on the mix of spit and pre-cum dribbling down your chin as you continue sucking him off. âfuck, why are you good at this?â he hisses, almost incredulouslyâitâs as if he was hoping you wouldnât be this good for him for some reason, but nowâs not the time to reason through it or wonder whatâs going on in his mind.
satoru shudders around you, and you feel the hair threaded through your hair tighten. itâs not enough to be painful, but his grip still makes you whine from the increased pressure. his breathing becomes more shallow as you run your tongue over his length, and his foot starts to bounce on the floor as he gets closer to cumming down your throat. âshit, baby, mâ close,â satoru confirms a moment later, tilting his chin back and glaring at the ceiling.Â
âfuckinâ hell, iââ he cuts himself off with a loud, lengthy groan, pushing your head even farther on his dick and tensing as the full force of satoruâs orgasm hits him. he lets loose a flurry of curse words as he cums in your mouth, filling you up to the point where it starts dripping down the side of your face. itâs hot and salty, two sensations that you normally wouldnât put together, but in this moment itâs all you can think about as you slide one hand downwards towards your throbbing pussy.
still reeling from his surprisingly quick orgasm, satoru leans back onto the counter and pants for air. as for you, youâre starting to want some of his pleasure for yourselfâso you slip two fingers inside your cunt and pulse them back and forth, needy moans slipping out of your lips at every thrust. âgojo,â you call, looking up at him and licking his cum off your lips. the sight of you kneeling in front of him, cum dripping down your lips and fingers knuckle-deep in your cunt is enough for satoru to cum again, but he forces himself to maintain some level of control.
âjusâ call me satoru,â he murmurs, reaching down and tugging you up to your feet. itâs hard to stand while your legs are trembling, but thankfully, satoru does most of the work for you by positioning you against the wall, back facing him as he aligns his still-hard dick in front of your dripping pussy. âsay it,â satoru mutters in your ear, resting one hand on your waist and the other on the wall just above your shoulder. âsay my name fâme, sweetheart.â
âs-satoru,â you breathe, and a moment later, your fake boyfriendâwho doesnât feel so fake anymoreâshoves himself inside of your welcoming cunt. youâre already wet enough to the point where he doesnât really need to prep you at all, but youâre still just tight enough so that every thrust feels like heâs breaking you down in the best way possible.Â
âyâfeel so good,â satoru groans, resting his chin on your shoulder and snapping his hips back and forth, setting a steady yet harsh pace. you stutter out satoruâs name again and again as your vision goes blurry, with your only thoughts revolving around the dick shoved up inside you and the man praising you in your ear.Â
satoru curses when he feels your walls clench around him, breaths growing shallower with every thrust. âarch your back for me, princess,â he mutters, eyes fluttering rapidly as he squeezes your waist. âyeah, jusâ like that,â satoru praises, breath brushing against the side of your face as he continues thrusting into you. âhowâre you feeling, pretty? sâ this all right with you?â
you nod shakily in response, swollen lips hanging wide open as you gasp for air. satoru clicks his tongue and slows his pace, dipping his chin and studying your face. âgonna need you to use your words, angel.â
âm' good, i wanna cum,â you mumble, a loud moan slipping through your lips when satoru laughs and resumes fucking you a millisecond after you answer.Â
âiâm gonna fill you up, baby, i promise,â satoru whispers, and his words are barely audible over the lewd, sticky sounds coming from everywhere. all your senses are directed at satoruâthe man you really shouldnât be fucking right now, but all your inhibitions fade away as you feel your stomach start to tighten as you approach your orgasm.
âfuck, satoru, mâ close,â you whimper, arching your back even more and clenching your teeth shut. satoru sucks in a sharp breath as he confirms that heâs also about to cum, and his thrusts grow sloppier the closer he gets. âdonât stop, please, iââ
from there on, your words mix themselves together, with the only understandable word being satoruâs name. your fake boyfriend spills into you first, cum leaking from his tip and mixing with yours as you both chase your releases. and it hits you hardâif it wasnât for satoru, you wouldâve crumbled to the ground from the sheer force of your orgasm. all you can see is white as satoru finishes emptying his load inside of you, and the sticky, viscous liquid trails down the warm skin of your thighs as it overflows from your abused hole.
âshit,â satoru mutters, stumbling backwards and eyeing his now-soiled clothes. âthis was a couple thousand dollars, damn it.â
you exhale a breathy laugh and turn around, leaning against the wall and meeting his half-lidded eyes. âyou kidding? my dress was way more than that, and thereâs no way i can wear that out now.â
satoru grins, running a hand through his ruffled hair and walking back towards you, touching your waist and sliding a finger over your dripping cunt. âyou were so good fâme, baby. what were we arguing about again?â
âi have no idea,â you mumble, watching satoru lick his finger clean. heâs shamelessâeven as clarity returns to both of your minds, he still insists on dragging the moment on. not that you mindâthat was the best sex youâd had in a while, even if it was too fast and in a bathroom.
âwe should get back to the ceremony,â you say distractedly, pulling down your dress and frowning at the new wrinkles. âcan i wear your suitjacket? i donât want people to see this.â
satoru sticks out his bottom lip and pouts, looking you up and down. âbut i like it. you look like you just got fucked by a really hot guy. oh, wait, thatâs me!â
âyouâre an asshole.â
before satoru can reply, the bathroom door opens, and you both jump out of your skins. thankfully, satoru had time to pull his pants on, otherwise it wouldâve been significantly more embarrassing. suguru pokes his head in the bathroom and rolls his eyes when he sees you and satoru, and an exasperated sigh slips out of his lips when he sees your fucked-out states.Â
âare you two seriously fucking during the awards?â suguru snaps, amber eyes glittering with dry amusement. you look away bashfully, tugging down your dress even farther out of embarrassment. satoru shrugs nonchalantly and walks over to suguru, offering his hand in search of a fistbump.Â
suguru eyes him dubiously and crosses his arms. âdid you wash your hands?â
âheh, no, not yet.â
ignoring satoruâs smug grin, suguru swats his arm away with the back of his hand, disgust evident all over his face. âgross, fuck off.â he turns to you and arches an eyebrow, looking you up and down disapprovingly. âyou two should clean up before coming outside, otherwise theyâll probably take away your awards,â suguru adds, wrinkling his nose. âiâll tell them youâre on your way.âÂ
âokay, thanks,â you mutter, face warmer than ever. suguru nods in response and leaves, and when you and satoru finally return to the awards ceremony, thereâs plenty of whispers about you two, and most of them arenât very family-friendly.
well, at the very least, nobodyâs gonna doubt that you two were a couple now!
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Isekai reader x Batfam (Neglected au)
Female reader
Prologue- Dead mom
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You woke up as a baby, daughter of a waitress and some unknown guy, your grandmother (mom's mom) kept telling you that you were weighing her daughter's life down, whatever, that old hag died a few months after you were born
It was bad enough that you were born poor, it's the fact that you were born poor in GOTHAM
Fake Mom was a waitress and she worked with a catering job, at one of her jobs, at a charity gala with some rich people, she had sex with a rich dude there, she didn't know she was pregnant and you were a surprise
But it didn't matter, you were hers and she loved you, she didn't have much to give you because you were poor, but what little thing she had, she gave to you
That meant nothing to you, she wasn't your actual mom, your real mom had a nice crib for you to sleep in, not some moldy probably a 4th hand one, your real mom took time off her work to properly take care of you, not put you in a baby carrier and bring you to jobs like cashier, janitress and other stuff
She wasn't your actual mom.
You didn't care, you're not supposed to care.
You were merely 6 months old, at your crib, you were trying to sleep, key word. Try, but your fake mom's cries were too loud, you didn't understand her anguish, it was just a fever, you've had fevers before, why is your fake mom freaking out about your fever now
"I'm so sorry my baby... Mommy can't afford to buy the medicine-" she stops as she hears your heavy breathing, you are struggling to breathe "mommy is very selfish... If I gave you to your dad, he could get you the medicine, maybe you wouldn't get sick at all- but that would mean you are away from mommy- I'm really sorry baby.... I'll work harder"
She took a wet cloth and placed it on your forehead, she hung her head low and cried
You thought she was being dramatic, all this crying for a fever?
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Now you're 6, you don't know if fake mommy is stupid or what but there's no light and the electric fan stopped spinning, there was only one fan in your apartment, did she forget to pay the electric bill or... Did you guys not have enough money, you can't ask her that because fake mommy is at work, who leaves a 6 year old at home!?
If fake mommy can't pay, you'll do something about it, you were not going to spend a hot night without a fan, you go to explore and you grab some wild flowers off the streets and tie them with long leaves, then you sell
You forgot to leave a note.
When you get home, there's cops, your fake mom is crying and she sees you, she runs to hug "God! (Name) Where did- did you go, I- was so worried!" She cried and sobbed, the cops went away after some time
You hand her 12 dollars "I sold flowers, 2 dollars a bouquet, the lights went out, so I sold, we don't have any money to pay right?"
Your fake mom smiles at you, "my thoughtful baby... Mommy just forgot to pay because... Mommy enrolled you in school!" She said excitedly,You raised your eyebrows "how much money do we have? Won't we go bankrupt?"
But your fake mom is crazy because she just laughs and hugs you
You hated being poor, being poor means you get bullied, it means you can't buy the stuff you want, it means using stuff someone else already used, it means your lunch would also be your dinner
You hated it
Because it also meant being looked down on, being the smartest kid in class (ofc) means nothing if your school bag had holes and patched up, it meant sometimes you'll see other kids your age buy something you wanted
It didn't matter, you could make do, you avoided being bullied and actually became popular by showing off, you landed bottle flips, you could do a handstand, needless to say, you were definitely invited to birthday parties, plus you were smart and well-behaved, parents and teachers love you, it didn't matter if you brought a present or not, all that matters is your presence
And when your birthday rolled around, the kids got used to the fact you were too poor to hold a birthday party, that didn't matter to them, to those kids and parents, you were the kindest person they've ever met, so they gave you presents, at first you tried to refuse (because you were ashamed you couldn't give them anything that's not handmade to their parties) but they insisted
Your fake mom was always busy, with so many jobs, she couldn't attend all award ceremonies and PTC's
You just won for the best science project in the fair (despite having the least resources), you were fine with fake mom not being able to attend the award ceremony, she was out cleaning someone's house after all
"where is her mom?"
"I don't know, but that poor kid, she's so sweet and smart, I feel bad that she has a mother like that"
"I heard (Name)'s mother got pregnant with (Name) while she was at college, thank God that (Name) won't end up like her, how could such a talented girl end up with a mother like that? She couldn't even attend her own daughter's award ceremony"
"the mom is probably off somewhere sucking someone's dick, if she gets pregnant again, I hope the kid takes after (Name)"
"(Name)! Sweetheart! Mommy's here! Oh sorry I'm late, I was at work" you fake mom smiles as she runs at you, she looks at your blue ribbon and hugs you "You're so smart baby! Mommy is so proud"
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You're 8 and you earn 5 dollars for every lawn you cut grass for, some of the people even give you snacks! You're already an entrepreneur! You smile to yourself, you weren't going to be like your fake mom, you were going to be rich, so maybe you and fake mom can get out of the cockroach infested house and fake mom won't work for an awful manager who hits on her and she won't clean toilets just so the both of you have something to eat
You come home with 40 dollars, you plan to give 30 to your fake mom for the bills and you keep 10 as a reward, but when you open the door your met with a bang
A bang from a party popper "Happy birthday my sweetheart!" Fake mom says
You look at the cake and decorations, you sigh, the money out in this could have been used for groceries
Your fake mom seemed to read your mind "Oh hush my baby, it's only once a year! Plus this is nothing to what you do for my birthday!"
That's a lie, your fake mommy is lying, your birthday decorations for her were handmade by you and her cake was just a muffin because you couldn't afford something more expensive, your birthdays were much more grander than hers
You give her the 30 dollars, you try to give her, but it seemed to make her sad, he smile wore off
Did you do something? Shouldn't she be happy? You were providing and helping!
"I'm sorry you think you have to do this my baby... You should be playing outside- not- not working, I want you to be a kid! Don't work anymore okay?"
But you're not a kid okay! You're reincarnated! And your previous life was much better than now!
So your fake mom should just let you help! Because you're trying to make things easier for her, why won't she let you help!?
But you keep it all to yourself and you and your fake mommy celebrate your fake birthday
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You're 10, and your fake mom seems... Weaker?? Is that how you put it? Her eye bags seem darker and her skin looks paler, you don't like this look from her, your fake mom is a pretty woman, who would have married good if it weren't for you, nevermind
You don't want your fake mom getting ugly, so every 9:00 pm you crash into her work place and you don't care if she still needs to keep on working and her shift ends at 9:30, your fake mom needs sleep! Someone else can cover for her
It's her birthday when she starts coughing, she starts coughing bad. The sounds were coarse and harsh, it hurt to even hear the coughs, you didn't want to know how it felt like
She grabs a tissue and coughs into it, you're sure you saw blood
Usually you're a master of minding their own business, but this time you rummage, you rummage through your mom's fake mom's room, and you find it, doctor appointments, medical certificates (when did she even go to the hospital!?), fake mom is sick, really sick, why didn't she tell you???
When your fake mom gets home, you show her what you found, instead of confronting you she acts like it's nothing, you get mad, of course you do, why wouldn't you?
"Mom are you crazy? Why didn't you tell me? The bill is huge? And why would you keep on working!? Did you forget what a sick person does? They rest!" You cry yell
She just smiled at you??? Is this woman crazy? "What was I supposed to do? Sweetheart, these things are for me okay? Don't worry about it, I'll be fine... Did you do your homework? If you haven't I can help you"
"I did... Mom?"
"Yes?"
"I want you to pull me out of school" you say
"what why? Are you being bullied? You can tell me"
"No I'm not! If you pull me out of school, instead of worrying about my tuition, you could just pay for your medical bills and actually buy yourself some medicine and get better!"
Fake mom turns silent "You don't have to do that"
"it's the only way! We can't afford both my school and your hospital bills! Mom! Your health is much more important than some certificates! And while I'm out of school I can work as well, even though I get paid a little, money is still money I can give to you-"
"NO! A mother's job is to provide for their kids and your my kid! You don't have to go to work, you don't have to stop going to school, you don't have to think about whether you'll be able to eat tommorow and the day after that, you're a kid! You're my baby! Stop worrying about me and instead, worry about boys you like or girls you like, worry aboutâ I want you to be a kid"
You clench your fists "How can I be!?!? You think I don't hear you!? You come home when I'm supposedly asleep so you can cry about not being able to give a better life, I can hear you! I hear everything! You hate that your manager flirts with you! You hate that the mother's at school talks about you! You hate that I'm the only kid in school who can't afford a birthday party!, I'm trying to help! I can bring in money! I tutor, I babysit, I mow lawns, I can do more if I'm out of school!" At this point you're crying
Fake mom has never yelled at you, never. Whenever you get mad she hugs you and kisses you forehead, why is she yelling at you, you just want what's best for her
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You didn't care, after school you took on more jobs, you even started doing your classmate's homework and homework from higher and lower grades for money
Fake mom's medicine... It was expensive, that didn't matter, you'll work harder, you were so tired
You started selling bread for a family bakery who felt bad for you, that kind of money doesn't come up in thin air
But you were going to try
And you did, you really did, you did whatever you could
You and fake mom had another argument when you found out she got life insurance and placed you as the sole beneficiary
Fake mom's illness got so bad that she had to quit her jobs because she didn't have the strength to even walk, the amount of blood that comes out every time she coughs kept increasing
You stopped going to school to work more, you started to sweep and mop up for local grocery stores, the owner being a dad of one of your classmates
You knew your mom wouldn't approve, so you fed her with fake science fairs, fake school plays you had to practice for so she wouldn't get suspicious why you returned home late
"Don't stay out so late sweetheart, the riddler just escaped Arkham" your fake mom would warn you with a hint of love in her voice
If you could just make it work, even for half of the money you need, maybe you could put a down payment, and they'd give you the medicine and you'll pay them back later
So why wasn't your fake mom waking up?
You got home, after grueling hours of painting fences, you plan to tell your fake mom that you were just painting some backdrops for a school play
"Mommy?" You call out, you expect your fake mom to be either watching on a broken down TV or probably sewing some of your clothes with holes on them
It's eerie quiet, a quiet you don't like "Mama?" You see her in a chair, asleep and eyes closed
Is she that tired? "Mommy, do you want noodles? I'll make some?"
....
.........
"Mommy?"
You shake her body trying to wake her
Nothing.
"Mommy?"
Your heart drops "No... No. No. No. No. No. No... No!" You keep shaking and shaking her but nothing, it was then you notice her lips have gone horrifyingly pale
"no.. this- this- help! Someone help us please!" You yell trying to call your neighbors, someone, anyone!
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"I'm sorry kid, Your mom's gone, we'll try to find any other relatives you have" the police officer looks at you with pity
"I don't have any relatives left" you say
You're not going to cry, why would you? She wasn't your real mom, she- she....
Fuck, now you're crying, you're doing what you said you wouldn't do
The officer knelt to you and hugged you "We'll find you another loving family, one that will buy you toys and-"
"I don't want another loving family! I want my mommy! I want my mom" you cry
"it's okay... Everything is going to be okay" he pats your back
After a few days at the orphanage, the news came, everyone was shocked, a few staff who got attached to you were happy you'll be with someone who could provide, a few staff who also got attached to you angry that he abandoned such a sweet girl, a DNA match to the one and only Bruce Wayne, that man is your father.
You stand In front of doors a hundred times bigger than you, you see him- no you see them.
The infamous Wayne family, all in their glory
"Father, will it stay with us permanently" Damian asks
Dick the older one laughed and responded "Unfortunately for her, she will stay here"
Holy shit, you think
Holy shit.
Is this? No it can't be...
You refuse to believe you reincarnated in a Batfam x neglected reader story- surely not-
Welcome Reader! To the Neglected AU!
Prologue: dead mom- finished
Progress:100%
Chapter 1: "I wished I stayed at the orphanage"- start!
Progress: 0%
The screen appears In front of you
"Fuck" you whisper
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Alr so technically this is the prologue, "yes" won Soo...
Also goodbye mom
My ass wrote this with a fever, while playing chess with my cousin, I'm built diff like that
Also I won, if you want pics of the chessboard and the thermometer I'll provideđ„
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It's Complicated â Rafe Cameron
Chapter One: Here we go again
Introduction

Pairing: Rafe Cameron x Routledge!Reader
Summary: Rafe canât resist you and tensions boil over at a party on the beach.
Warnings: Drug use, alcohol consumption, dirty talk, implied smut, swearing, death of parents
Word Count: 2.7k
A/N: Here we go! Chapter One. I canât say Iâm super pleased with this but I wanted to set the tone. Please please please let me know what you think! The series title is an A Day To Remember song for all my emos. And the title of this chapter is the first words of the song. Lmao. Just a fun fact for you.
âYâall have a good one! Be safe out there!â you called as you waved off the boat you just gassed up.Â
You put the nozzle back in its place and wiped your hands on your shorts as you stood upright. You stared out at the coastline where the sun was setting and sighed softly.Â
âYo!â A voice called from above and you turned to find your brother standing at the door of the surf shop. âThatâs it for the day. Letâs wrap it up.âÂ
You nodded, bending down to grab your water bottle and head up to help them count the money.Â
âChop, chop! Weâre gonna miss them starting the bonfire!âÂ
âIâm coming John B!â You shouted back at him then muttered, âJesus Christ.â You climbed the steps and entered your little bait and surf shop.Â
Sarah was sitting on the stool counting the drawer while Kiara sat on the counter and counted the lock box. You busied yourself helping Pope put away products people decided not to buy and reorganize the shelves, two key members of your group clearly missing.Â
âWhereâd JJ and Cleo go?â you questioned, looking over your shoulder at your younger brother for answers.Â
âTo get the keg,â Sarah replied. She was counting the same stack of five dollar bills for the third time with a furrowed brow.Â
âWhat? Why would they go get it? Iâm the only one here of legal age,â you said with a laugh.Â
You knew the Pogues had acquired fake IDâs over the years and never had trouble buying alcohol before. It just made more sense for you to be the one to go get it without the hassle. The clerks at the gas stations and liquor stores charged extra for knowing they had fakes but letting it slide.Â
âNew corner store just opened up a couple blocks away. You could show them an ID with a picture of Abraham Lincoln on it and theyâll still sell to you,â Pope answered. âThose guys are either dumb or donât give a shit.âÂ
You hummed in response, hanging one last fishing lure on a hook then heading for the door. Sarah and Kiara were taking too long counting the money and you wanted to rinse off the sweat and oil from filling gas all day. John B could handle locking up for the night.Â
You were exhausted. The beginning of Summer is always the busiest with the most tourists coming into the OBX to vacation. You almost considered heading straight for your bed and staying in for the night. But this was the first big party of the season, and you deserved to have some fun. So you hopped in the shower and relaxed under the warm water.Â
There were dozens of people already on the beach by the time you arrived. Chatter and laughter filled the air as you slid the side door of the Twinkie open. Your eyes scanned the crowd, seeing Pogues, Kooks, and Tourons alike. They were still stacking wood in the rock circle where the bonfire would soon be lit, cutting the cool breeze coming off of the ocean despite the humid Summerâs night air.Â
âJust in time,â Sarah sighed happily while climbing out of the passenger seat.Â
Kiara handed you a couple of bags of red solo cups, her carrying a few more as well as the rig for the keg.Â
âYou boys got this right?â Cleo asked with a smirk as the four of you girls started towards the beach, leaving the men to lug the heavy keg through the sand. Grumbling could be heard from behind as you giggled and skipped towards the crowd.Â
The beers started flowing quickly and flames soon illuminated the faces around you. You kept your red solo cup in hand as you weaved through the crowd and welcomed the warmth from the fire. The first few beers went down easily, your mind already fuzzy and buzzing from the alcohol.Â
You caught up with old friends from school who were back from the Summer. A lot of them were fortunate enough to get off of Kildare Island and build a better life for themselves. Some were married, and some already had kids. The more you talked to them the worse you started to feel.Â
You and John B werenât so fortunate. Yes, the treasure hunting and gold helped you start a business, but you still struggled. It was the only source of income for you and six other mouths to feed. You rarely had much left over after paying the bills and buying supplies. Not enough to get you onto the mainland and into college.Â
You made your way to the edge of the crowd, closer to the waves crashing on the shore. You stood alone and scanned the crowd that had grown much larger than when you first arrived. Your gaze landed on the Kooks, standing in their own group away from the rest. They looked at anyone who passed with their noses turned up, acting like they were better than everyone else like always. You couldnât help the look of disgust that crossed your face.Â
Thatâs when your eyes locked with Rafeâs. He smirked as he raised his cup to his lips and took a drink, staring over the rim. Sophia hung off of his arm like a trophy, completely oblivious to the silent interaction you and the man beside her were having. His new flavor of the month you supposed, or year maybe. Theyâd been together since February, even though Rafe refused to call her his girlfriend. She was a Pogue yet hid it well. Somehow weaseling her way into the group of spoiled rich kids as if she belonged. Somehow gaining the attention of the King Kook himself and getting him to stick around. Well, kind of.Â
You wandered off at some point. You needed to clear your head and rid yourself of thoughts of how much of a failure you felt. As well as the man who contributed to it.Â
The voices from the party grew quieter and the waves grew louder. The beer in your hand was lukewarm now, but you fought through a sip anyway. You came to a stop, bare toes wiggling in the sand as you stared out at the reflection of the moon on the water. Just as your head started to clear and the silence settled in, a voice ruined it.Â
âDone with the party already?âÂ
You sighed and your eyes fell closed for a moment before fluttering back open.Â
âJust needed a breather,â you replied. The footsteps grew closer until you could see his board shorts in the corner of your eye and he stopped. âWhat do you want, Rafe?âÂ
You turned to look at him as he was lighting a joint pinched tightly between his lips. The smoke started floating off the end as he inhaled and his eyes flickered up to meet yours.Â
âJust came to check on my favorite Pogue,â he retorted stiffly with a sideways smile, holding the smoke in his lungs for another second before exhaling.Â
You scoffed and rolled your eyes, looking back out at the water without saying anything in return. If you entertained him you knew what would happen. But Rafe seemed determined.Â
âWant a hit?â He asked, slowly inching closer until he was standing beside you. The sleeve of his open button-up shirt brushed your bare shoulder, blowing in the wind around his toned abdomen.Â
You ignored him. You shook your head and took another drink from your red solo cup.Â
âCome on, (Y/N). You know you want to,â Rafe teased, moving to stand in front of you. He took the cup from your hand and took a drink, holding the joint out between you in your direction.Â
You didnât meet his eye, staring down at the rolled green that was slowly starting to go out in front of you. âFine,â you sighed, going to take it from his fingers. But he pulled it away. You dropped your hand against your side and huffed. You knew what he wanted. He bit his bottom lip and brought the joint up to your mouth himself, watching your lips wrap around the end as you inhaled.Â
âAtta girl,â he whispered with a smirk.Â
You rolled your eyes and snatched your cup back, swallowing down half of it in two gulps. As much as you hated to admit it, you were nervous around Rafe. One, because of his unpredictable attitude and behavior. Two, because of the undeniable tension between the two of you being in such close proximity. No matter how many times this happened, you were always nervous.Â
Rafeâs hand came up, brushing your hair over your shoulder before toying with the bikini strap tied around your neck. Rafe placed the joint between his lips and held it there, around it he suggested, âWhy donât you and I go have a little fun?âÂ
You looked up at him incredulously. âWhat?!âÂ
âYeah,â he shrugged, eyes flickering from your lips down to your bikini top. His fingers trailed the seam of the bikini, over your collarbone, and atop your breast. Goosebumps were left in the wake of his touch, your body betraying you even though you tried to fight it. âWe always have so much fun at these parties.âÂ
âRafe..â you breathed as he dropped the joint into the sand and he bent down, lips brushing your jaw causing your breath to hitch. Your voice trembled slightly, âWhat about Sophia?âÂ
Rafe hummed, no remorse at all for what you were about to do. He kissed your neck once below your ear. The sound of your cup being dropped was drowned out by the thumping of your heart in your ears. His breath was hot on your neck as he spoke softly, âShe doesnât make me feel the way you do. No one makes me feel the way you do.âÂ
Your hand came up to grip his biceps, eyes fluttering closed as his lips worked over your sensitive skin. His hands found your hips and pulled you closer until you were nearly chest to chest. You would never admit it out loud, but you felt the same way. No man had ever come close to making you feel the way that Rafe did. And you werenât sure anyone ever could.Â
Your hands slid over the muscles of his arms until your fingers found his hair. He raised his head, pupils blown as you finally met his eyes. Your bottom lip shook from the look of pure desire on his face. You glanced at his lips, unable to ignore how badly you wanted them on every inch of your body.
You caved.Â
âMake it quick. Iâve already been away for too long.âÂ
Rafe smirked wide before he pulled you into a heated kiss. He pulled away only to say, âYou wonât have to worry about that. Iâve been waiting all night to get you out of this damn bikini.â And then he was kissing you again, backing you into the trees to sneak you around to his Jeep.Â
As you climbed out of the backseat of the black Jeep, it was clear that post-nut clarity hit Rafe, and the buzz from the beer and weed had worn off significantly. He wouldnât even look at you as he fixed his swim trunks and ran his fingers through the hair your fingers had just been gripping like your life depended on it. You sheepishly fixed your bikini top in the reflection of the passenger window and swiped at the smudged mascara under your eyes.Â
The sound of the back door slamming made you jump. Rafe didnât say a word as he walked around the vehicle and back towards the party, leaving you behind to collect yourself and come up with some excuse as to why you disappeared.Â
You scurried around the Jeep and towards the Twinkie, faking like you had been in the old van the whole time in case anyone saw you. As you rounded the front, you saw Rafe back with his group of friends acting as if nothing had just happened. His arm was back around Sophiaâs shoulders and you uncomfortably witnessed the moment he lifted her chin for a sloppy kiss.Â
I wonder if you know I just came from his mouth twice in the back of the car he brought you in, you thought to yourself.Â
And thatâs when the anger set in. How dare he use you like that and go back to her like you were nothing? How dare he treat either of you this way. As much as you couldnât stand Sophia and how fake she was, she didnât deserve this. You didnât deserve this.Â
Your eyes pricked with hot tears of fury. You made a break for it from the Twinkie, beelining for JJ who was at the keg because he was the only person from your group you could see at the moment. But there was only one route to him. Too many people on the beach to weave through. And it led you right into a trap.Â
â(Y/N)! Care for a beer?â Kelce offered as you tried to get past the group of Kooks, a smirk plastered across his smug face.Â
âIâm good. Thanks,â you replied dryly, blinking back the tears threatening to spill.Â
The sniffle gave you away. And like vultures, they couldnât wait to rip you apart.
âWhatâs got the Queen in such a rush?â Ruthie stepped in front of you to block your way. That stupid nickname made your blood boil even more. Queen Pogue. They called you that like everyone called Rafe the King Kook. As if there was some kind of hierarchy amongst the already divided groups on the island. âStay awhile!â
You looked past her, praying that JJ would look up and see what was happening. He was too busy talking to younger Pogues. You could tell he was also already wasted by the squint of his eyes and the sway of his body.Â
âCat got your tongue?â Ruthie teased again, trying her hardest to get under your skin.Â
âFuck off and get out of my way,â you warned. Your hands were in white knuckle fists at your side. You were trying your hardest to keep your anger at bay. Anger with Rafe that everyone around was about to get the wrath of.
The Kooks laughed and gasped in feigned fear. Your jaw clenched and you closed your eyes, trying to focus on your breathing. If Ruthie didnât move you were going to move her yourself. Which she would be sure to press charges on you for and thatâs the last thing you needed right now.Â
âJust let her go, Ruth,â Rafe spoke up from behind you. For a second, you thought he was coming to your defense for once. Urging his group of âfriendsâ to just leave you alone. But then he opened his mouth again, âNo point in wasting your breath on trash like her. Sheâs not worth the trouble.â
White hot rage spread through your veins and for a second, you blacked out. You ripped the full cup of beer out of Kelceâs hands and threw the whole thing in Rafeâs face. Commotion. Suddenly there were bodies and shouting all around you. You lunged at him as he stood there in shock but someone grabbed you. You were screaming obscenities and flailing in Topperâs arms, swinging at Rafe despite knowing you wouldnât land a single punch.Â
âFuck you, Rafe! Are you fucking kidding me?!â you wailed. âLet me go!â
JJ was there in an instant, grabbing your arms so you didnât hit him. âHey. Hey!â he tried to calm you down. âTopper let her go, man!âÂ
â(Y/N), what happened?â John B was there now too, grabbing the sides of your head and forcing you to meet his eyes. âCalm down. What did they do?âÂ
âWe didnât do shit man, just offered her a beer.âÂ
âBullshit!â JJ snarled, knowing you wouldnât get so worked up over nothing.
Your bottom lip trembled, eyes flickeirng to Rafe who was soaking wet and looking at you in disbelief. Sophia was using her own tank top to wipe the beer off of his cheek and neck. He scoffed and snatched the shirt from her, storming off down the beach and towards the ocean to rinse himself off. She trailed after him like a lost puppy.Â
âJust take me home, please. I want to go home.âÂ
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One of the things that I would do if I had unlimited time/money and no other job is I would get as many bullshit diploma mill certifications as humanly possible to be a chiropractor nutritionist naturopath whatever with the explicit purpose of talking shit about those things after having gone through those schools.
Like, the dream is to become an actual RDN while also getting fake bullshit certs so I can have extremely solid ground to stand on and a ton of experience while calling out the bullshit certs.
Unfortunately I understand statistics well enough that I can't convince myself to play the lottery, but if there are any passing billionares looking for someplace to drop a billion dollars I would be a very responsible and effective way to waste your billion dollars.
Actually give me ten billion dollars; I will use like four million for my bullshit and the rest is for buying out and canceling medical debt.
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Can u create a sylus x reader where she is doing errands while sylus is in a meeting, and she finds sexy undergarments and thinks about buying them. Without her knowing, mephesto is watching her and sylus is distracted?
Also I re downloaded this app just bec of your posts!!! Love it
Confidently Shy (Sylus x Fem Reader)
Request: Can u create a sylus x reader where she is doing errands while sylus is in a meeting, and she finds sexy undergarments and thinks about buying them. Without her knowing, mephesto is watching her and sylus is distracted?
A/N: hi reader, thank you for your request. I think this will actually be the first-ever actual suggestive content that Iâve written. I apologise in advanced for not writing smut as Iâm still uncomfortable writing but maybe one day
Warnings: illegal business, slight stalking (Sylus using mephisto and checking the bills that went through his card), makeout, suggestive content
Disclaimer: This work is completely fiction. I do not own the images nor the characters or you (the MC). All images were taken from Pinterest.
It was a quiet evening as Sylus was in the midst of his meeting, a meeting that bored him to the point he was getting sick of the facade that his business partner was making and decided to go over his tabs on his investments, his other business streams, and even bills that were charged under his card; specifically the ones that were made by you.
As the meeting continued on, Sylus sipped on his wine, scrolling through the tabs of what you were purchasing with his cards. Some groceries that cost only 100 dollars, several books that cost about 30 dollars and about 50 dollars for a set of undergarments?
âWell, this is something differentâ Sylus chuckled as he saw the amount that recently was charged to his card and what it was
Sylus decided to go a little further and looked at his other tab, which was linked to Mephisto. He knew that it was wrong to stalk you especially ever since you two were together, Sylus had ever paid attention to the recordings Mephisto had of you but he still had Mephisto keep an eye on you just in case.
As Sylus was playing the recording, he saw you walk into the undergarment store, eyeing on a few pieces until your gaze seemingly lingered on a black lace pair. It wasnât a black show through kind of lace but it still covered what he felt you didnât have to cover. It was a black full-cup bralette with a matching pair of bikini-style underwear.
Just imagining you in the undergarments made his breath hitched and felt a strain in his pants. It doesnât help that his business partner keeps on rambling things that he knew were all fake and he already had Luke and Kieran prepared with the necessary proofs.
But he didnât have to stay longer because he heard the little ring when someone enters the penthouse and he knew that it was you. The only other person to have access to the apartment were Luke and Kieran; meaning that it was you that just came into the door.
Without thinking, Sylus stood up and held his gun towards his business partner who was immediately confused but held their arms up nevertheless. âMr, Mr Sylus, is so-something wrong?â his business partner stuttered
âIâm going to give you some time to get out of my personal space before I tip the press regarding your corruption issue and how youâve been leading on to your clients on high-graded protocores when you so clearly donât have any real protocoresâ
Without saying anything, his business partner knows that they shouldnât cross the lines. That the tone Sylus was using was already a warning of âget out or Iâll show you another way outâ.
His business partner scrambles out of the other door that he brought him in rather than the regular door that is connected to the rest of his penthouse because that is reserved specifically for you (ehem, Luke, Kieran, and Mephisto).
Sylus texted Luke and Kieran to handle his business partner and try to not return until later in the night which they got the hint and left the penthouse for you and him alone.
Sylus put his phone away and went out of his office to see you were cooking, the groceries you bought were already put away, and some of the chores were being done like laundry. But he was most curious of the undergarments that you bought.
Sneaking up slowly, Sylus wrapped his large arms around your waist while he lightly kissed your near down to your neck; making you giggle at Sylusâ sudden clingy attitude.
âSomeoneâs getting clingyâ you giggled, making Sylus smile by your shoulder where he rested his chin. âWell, you left too early in the morning sweetie. I was still asleep yet my personal bed warmer was gone. Quite unfair when I always cuddle you to sleep, sweetieâ
Hearing Sylusâ clingy self, you chuckled and turned off the stove before turning around. âI take it that your meeting didnât go as planned?â you lightly cup his cheek, your thumb gently caressing the undereye circles underneath while he hummed against your hand and kissed it
âYou can say thatâ Sylus grumbled, inhaling your scent that he has grown accustomed to
âAlright then, good thing I made one of your favourites. Creamy potato soup with steak andâŠâ you didnât even get to finish listing of the wine you bought for Sylus when he suddenly pressed his lips onto your, connecting you both.
Sylus was being particularly eager but he made sure to put one of his hand behind your head as he directed you away from the stove and onto the kitchen counter. Sylus gently lifted you onto the counter but never once did his lips part from you. In fact, Sylus tried to deepen the kiss even further which made you gasped; allowing Sylusâ tongue slip pass through and explore your tongue while his hand snaked underneath your shirt and lightly rubbed your exposed skin while your legs instinctively wrapped around his waist which made Sylus pull you even closer, his hand now snaked up to where your bra was; his fingers lightly toying with your bra.
You on the other hand was feeling a bit overwhelmed with Sylusâ sudden physical behaviour because normally he was able to control himself unless it was in the safe space of your share bedroom. Luckily enough, when you tapped Sylusâ shoulder to catch your breath, Sylus reluctantly pulled away and wiped your now smudged lipstick while you were trying to catch your breath, steadying your hands on his shoulders.
âForgive me, sweetie. I went too far, didnât I?â Sylus apologised, this time gently kissing your forehead, his lips lingering longer until your breathing was finally stable
âItâs justâŠâ you started talking and Sylus put a distance between you two, ensuring your comfort first, trying his best to not give in to temptation
âGo on sweetie. Tell me if I was wrongâ Sylus stated but you shook your head, lightly tugging on his hand so we would come back closer which he did and you hugged him, laying your head on his chest
âItâs just, itâs not like you to suddenly kiss me. Is something wrong that made you quite eager? Did you have a nightmare or something?â you asked, worried about his well-being
But instead, Sylus shook his head, chuckling at your worried tone. He gently cup your cheek and kissed the top of your head. âNothing sweetie. Canât I be clingy to the love of my life?â
Hearing Sylus say that made you blush which made Sylus chuckle even more, leaning into your ear and whispered, âWell I supposed itâs because a certain mechanical bird told me that you were shopping today and I was hoping to see what you bought in the last store you went to considering itâs not the regular amount you would spend on things you wearâ
Immediately you know which store he was talking about and what you bought. Was he checking his tabs? Or was Mephisto snitching on you? Either way, you couldnât help but blush and shyly buried your face in his chest.
âIâm teasing sweetie. If you donât want to show me itâs completely fine. I respect your wishes. A man can only envision what the love of his life wears but I am a man who respects your comfort above all so Iâm alright sweetie. Donât worry about meâ Sylus hugged your body against his, his touch were gentle
âI was just a bit distracted when I saw the store you went to and the piece you bought. Thatâs all. I promiseâ Sylus admitted, hoping you donât find him creepy or weird
âI know you were just keeping tabs for your accountant and I know Mephisto spies on me to ensure my safety. I appreciate you taking care of me Syâ you replied, feeling grateful that even though you were sometimes nervous going out alone when who knows what trouble might be lurking around, you knew that Sylus would always ensure your safety no matter how busy he was
âI umm actuallyâŠI bought it for our trip. When weâre going to spend time together in the late-night breeze by the beachâ you admitted, shyly looking away again
Certainly, this information caught Sylus off guard. Had you wanted to surprise him later on during the trip which he almost forgot he planned? But Sylus quickly regained his composure and gave you a soft smile, gently holding your cheeks to face him.
âArenât you the most adorable and thoughtful person Iâve ever come across in my life? Tell me kitten, were you planning on surprising me with this new piece?â Sylus teasingly asked while you playfully smacked his chest, making him laugh
âIâm kidding. I promise Iâll wait whenever youâre ready to show it to meâ Sylus softly reassured you
As you lifted your head off his chest, you shyly looked away for a moment before replying him. âWell, if youâre that eager, I supposed you can have a lookâŠâ
Hearing your response, Sylusâ ears perked up but he calmed himself first and shook his head. âItâs okay sweetie. You bought it for a surprise then Iâll wait for the surprise. Iâm not going to let you ruin my surprise until weâre at the resort for our tripâ
âThen, I can show you something else that I have thatâs similarâŠâ you looked away as you were replying to him, making Sylus chuckle again
âOnly if you want to, sweetie. But first, we should eat the food you prepare before it gets cold then if you really want to show me, I wouldnât mind seeing it and having my dessertâ Sylus teased, helping you down from the kitchen counter while you smack him again making him laugh but both of you knew that Sylus is a man of his word.
No matter how much teasing and anticipation he has, he would always prioritise your comfort and consent first. Period.
A/N: I tried to make it a bit spicy but of course, fluffy at the same time. I'll say this once, Sylus is a man of consent and every woman deserves a man like him. period đ
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lee minho
âŠsummary: You embark on an unusual night for you, as a companion to a wealthy stranger man with a cold countenance, a warm heart and a very hot form of affection.
â content - tags - warnings: smut / oral sex / spanking / hair pulling / chocking / ceo lee know x fem reader / non idol felix x fem reader / mention of sex workers, scort / sugar daddy
word count: 12.3k
Part 2 áŻâ
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Money did buy happiness, you thought; if it did you would be in your mansion worth millions, you would use your money to buy contacts to get your dream job without having to sweat a drop and you wouldn't be standing there right now listening to the landlady, while she yells at you and reminds you how far behind you are in your payments.
It was humiliating and you had no other excuse to tell her, it was obvious she didn't give a shit how much you studied and worked at the same time and it still wasn't enough. She finally left, insulting you a couple of times and flattering herself for being a good person by letting you stay and giving you a space in a very rushed and busy city like this one, where millions of people are looking for a place to live every day.
You wanted to feel unashamed, carefree but you couldn't do it and everything was a thousand times more embarrassing when you were helping your best friend pack as she was moving to a new and better apartment. You knew Hari since you moved into the building three years ago, she was your neighbor and you were the same age so you two quickly liked each other... but the day had come, she was able to move on and was going to a nice place.
Hari watched the whole scene with a bit of sadness, knowing deep down what it felt like to go through exactly the same thing and hear the same old lady screaming. And, as she took one of her boxes to pass it to the mover she thought if after all this time it would be good to finally confess a secret to you⊠she was terrified of feeling judged but, she appreciated you too much that she really wanted to tell you.
You sighed without further ado, smiling and turning back to your friend.
âHey, if you needâŠâ Hari wanted to say but you interrupted her immediately.
âI'm fine, really.â
You stared at her and gave her a fake smile. It wasn't new that you hated asking for help and that people feel sorry for you, first it was your male best friend who stupidly is a millionaire and now your best friend who you were supposed to share economic pains. You felt that everyone was moving forward but you, but you didn't want to be seen as a poor girl in distress, it was what you hated the most even though you appreciate their gestures and words in your heart, despite that it's hard for you to take it, as well as thank them andâŠ. express yourself.
âIf you need anything you know you can count on m...?â
âOn you and Felix, I know.â
You rolled your eyes trying to appear annoyed but you weren't, it was obvious, they always reminded you. And you were extremely grateful just at the thought that they cared about you. You were aware that one of the very good solutions was simply to start dating your rich best friend who you know likes you⊠but you weren't like that, unfortunately, you were too proud to accept easy money.
âYou should give him a chanceâ Hari added.
âI think I'm fucked up enough to fall in love and add another worry.â
Felix was sweet, caring, attractive and incredibly wealthy, you met him in college as he was studying cinematography. And you were studying performing arts, actress, your biggest dream. Strangely enough, you and Felix connected instantly in a course where you coincided, and you got along very well forming a nice friendship; he had a big and pure heart and was not at all the typical brainless rich kid, however you were the opposite of him, reserved and a bit pessimistic about life and clearly⊠in some big and tight economic problems. You couldn't count the countless times Felix offered to help you financially, but you simply felt you were abusing the power of your cute and cuddly best friend.
He would offer you money, he would offer you one of his properties, all paid vacations, you knew it was every girl's dream and that if you told anyone other than Hari about all this, they would be sure to slap you and call you âstupidâ to your face. You recognized that he was all a dream come true and that was what you feared the most, that you might be a nightmare for him, your personalities were different and most of all, you felt so bad that you didn't have something to offer him; you felt it looked so wrong to be just him trying so hard even though you were trying twice as hard too and sometimes it seemed in vain.
Moreover, you were quite realistic and recognized well that guys like Felix, wealthy and from a long line of millionaire ancestors, a simple girl like you wasn't enough, and you could never end up with someone like him.
Hari laughed at your comment.
âLove isn't so bad... have you ever been in love?â
You looked at her perplexed, almost wanting to laugh in her face; Hari in love was a concept you didn't know.
âHave you?â you asked, emphasizing your shock.
Your friend just looked at you amused and continued her duty of clearing out her old home. She was nervous, she had a solution for you but wasn't sure if it was an option for you.
After a few hours of exhaustive work like moving your whole life to another place, both of you contemplated the completely empty apartment where you used to spend nights together having sleepovers. Hari sighed, ready to confess something no one else knew.
âY/nâ she spoke to you.
You made a sound indicating you were listening, but you weren't really, you couldn't stop looking at that wall, thinking about what you had to do as soon as possible to get extra money. Hari called your name again until this time she caught your attention, so you turned to look at her; she felt nervousness and wanted to swallow for a second, you furrowed your brow at her sudden strange reaction.
âIf I tell you something, promise you won't judge.â
âOf courseâ you quickly answered without thinking, her behavior seemed odd, but suddenly you were so curious to know.
She looked at you with big eyes of âI'm seriousâ, while you returned the look more than obvious.
âWhat is it about?â
Hari took a breath, hesitant, and suddenly she had all your attention.
âHave you ever wondered how suddenly I get all this, finally moving, nicer clothes...?â she replied with another question.
You furrowed your brow and tilted your head a bit confused, not meaning to offend, but your friend's life wasn't something you were so concerned about since you saw her completely normal, it wasn't something to be alarmed about, every time you met she was still the same... you wondered if there was suddenly something you didn't notice and that you should feel like a bad friend about.
âDid you get a big promotion at your job...?â you speculated without an answer.
She smiled mockingly.
âThere's someoneâ she finally spat out, unable to express it entirely.
You got excited, those words meant she was dating someone of whom you didn't know details and suddenly it excited you. You raised your eyebrows in surprise and turned your whole body towards her, looking at her straight ahead, enthusiastic.
âOh my God, Hari, why didn't you...â
âOr something like thatâ she cut you off abruptly.
Again, you looked at her confused, this time waiting for her to start talking. Hari looked at the floor and finally said:
âI have someone who gives me money.â
Silence embraced you, you didn't know what to say so you just laughed incredulously letting out a little air, Hari quickly looked at you with her expressive eyes of âyou promised not to judgeâ, so you hurried to say:
âA sugar daddy or something like that? Well⊠good for you, I guess.â
âI think you need oneâ she cut off your sarcastic comment so now you laughed out loud. âBeing a companion.â
âNo thanks, I have enough dealing with Felix and his specific complexâ you scoffed.
âI think you're not getting it⊠I don't know how to explain it but, I can live my life for 5 years without working a single day.â
You were in denial and totally ready to continue to contradict and mock your friend until that comment caught you by surprise.
âWow, well that'sâŠâ you closed your eyes deeply trying to process the kind of conversation you were having. âI think you're exaggerating a bit hereâŠâ
âNoâ she interrupted you again, âthis is different, I think you reject Felix because you know him and⊠these are just unknown men willing to pay a lot of money.â
âDo you really think you can give that kind of power to a man, of just giving you money without him expecting anything in return?â you added without thinking.
Silence returned⊠and it was when everything made sense and you understood that Hari did give something in return. You didn't want to say it out loud, but suddenly your best friend was a prostitute; you were really surprised. You couldn't help but open your eyes in surprise. Hari felt the need to explain herself before feeling judged.
âThey are really wealthy men, it's something really exclusive and selective, you can choose andâŠâ
You dissociated and stopped listening for a second, did they have methods? What did she mean? Why would she believe in the first place that you would be part of something like that?
âAnd are you with someone or do you have multiple relationshipsâŠ?â you interrupted her.
You had no idea why you cared about that, you weren't a saint to judge, but maybe it was just curiosity. Hari rolled her eyes annoyed.
âAt first a few until I finally found someone, Iâm telling you it's surprising what can happen; so far it's him, he gave me the apartment, he'll decorate it and-â
You closed your eyes again incredulously.
âHe bought you the apartment? I thought you rented it.â
âI had to lie.â
âAnd what happens when your fantasy and money run out?â you said mercilessly.
Hari smiled, you were too honest and straightforward sometimes.
âWell, I don't think that will happen for a long time and⊠Chan and I reached an agreement that I could work in his company as much as I want, even if our relationship ends and he stops supporting me.â
âOh, so he has a name and now you're dating.â
âIt's complicated, I like him but it's obvious that guys like him don't end up with the poor girl like a a TV show.â
And with a hooker, you thought. At least you were grateful that after all the senseless chatter something with common reasoning came out of your friend's mouth. You really had nothing against what she was doing, it just took you by surprise.
Hari sighed.
âI know you don't believe me, but do you remember that time months ago when we went out to eat and jokingly I showed you the meager â©50,000 in my bank account?â
You nodded, still perplexed and cautious about what she might show you now. Hari took her phone and in a few swift movements with her fingers, handed it to you, displaying on the screen an incredible amount that made you sigh just seeing it. You couldn't believe it. How was it possible for someone to have so much money? Why would they give it to Hari?
âI think it's dangerous, maybe it's just sex with strangers but in exchange for that ridiculous amount⊠I don't know, you shouldn't trust strangers like that.â
Hari opened her mouth, offended, as she took her phone back.
âIt's not always sex, it's about companionship.â
You pursed your lips, unable to believe it; maybe for old men with erectile dysfunction, you thought, but somehow or another, they are men looking for something.
âI'm just giving you an option to give it a chance. It's a really exclusive app, you even send your data to be accepted; it also comes with details of the people offering money for you, how they are, how much, and you can reject them all, you're in control. Come on, y/n, desperate times call for desperate measuresâŠâ
âI wouldn't categorize it that way, no thanks, Hari, I'm not that desperate, and by the way, how did you find out?â
âI went to a party months ago and overheard a couple of unknown girls talking about it, it changed my lifeâ she quickly checked her phone again. âI have to go, he came for me, but think about it, okay? Just out of curiosity, like I did until I saw a really impressive amount. Also, they specify if they want companionship or something moreâŠâ
You rolled your eyes annoyed, it was crazy, you thought that Hari could live anonymously but your dream was to be an actress, what were you supposed to do if they ever found out that you practically sold yourself. Both of you left the apartment and stood there in the hallway for a few seconds.
âDo you want to meet Chan?â
Your attention returned to your friend as soon as she said those words and confusedly you thought in your mind âwho?â until you realized who she was talking about. You were curious, you expected an older man but you were surprised to see that shiny black luxury truck and inside of it, an attractive young adult driving, he looked no more than thirty, or maybe less than forty. You had descended all those floors to meet the person your friend was talking about with enthusiasm and you were too surprised.
Chan got out of the car as soon as he saw Hari and opened the passenger door for her.
âShe's my friend, y/nâ your friend introduced you.
âPleasure to meet youâ you shook hands.
You were in absolute surprise and denial, suddenly everything started to feel like just a fever dream. You felt the heavy gaze of your friend's âpartnerâ and for a second you wondered if he was really the guy who slept with girls for money or the chauffeur of the lucky handsome rich man.
You gave him a small smile and Chan quickly looked at Hari with complicit eyes, silently asking if you knew who he was in her life to which Hari almost reading his mind nodded softly.
âI'll see you another day, goodbyeâ your friend said goodbye with a strong hug which you were too astonished to reciprocate.
And they both left, leaving you standing on the cold pavement of the parking lot with your thoughts floating.
You returned to your apartment with a million questions, questioning almost your existence. Imagining the possibility of getting into that silly app, you thought for a second that Hari must have had the greatest luck in the world to get the only handsome man in the whole system, whom you wouldn't be disgusted to sleep with even for a second. You thought if you really should pay attention to Felix, fall in love with him, live with him⊠but you shook your head vigorously to dismiss that idea, it was almost impossible not to fall in love with him but you didn't feel bitchy and cynical enough to take advantage of his love and money at the same time. You knew it was cruel and that he should be looking for someone because you understood each of his signals, and it was obvious that he was crazy about you but among the boring and miserable life you led, his attention was the only thing that kept you motivated.
You couldn't sleep and little by little you convinced yourself more, sex with a stranger? It shouldn't be so bad, having the same amount of money as Hari? it was such a bright dream for you. You could pay off your debts, look for a better place, and free yourself from the visit of the little witch every week. Now you were curious⊠if it was really reliable and if all your information was highly confidential.
You didn't even check the time and sent Hari a message: «How high security are we talking about in that app?» She replied «I'll tell you everything tomorrow» you noticed your friend's excitement when you realized how quickly she responded.
Until the next day arrived and after work you visited her new and remodeled apartment. It was unreal, you were breathless, the beautiful view and large windows, the harmony of its decoration, it was so bright to be true that if you managed to have money in this situation that you were about to get into, you wanted to keep it realistic, you were afraid that from one day to the next, you would have nothing, so changing your life drastically without having a fixed support was not an option for you, it wouldn't be something long term, just something to get you out of your soon predicament.
They sat on the couch in her spacious living room which was almost the size of your entire apartment.
âDo you want me to manage your account just to verify the data and all that?â
You nodded, you weren't sure what you were about to do, but there you were.
âOkay, all your data is done, they'll send you an e-nail confirmation and let you know if you've been selected to enjoy the app's services. SoâŠâ
You swallowed, watching as they wrote all your data to a strange email, your name, date of birth, occupation, your measurements, your physical appearance, number of sexual partners, if you've had any STDs and attach evidence that you're 100% clean, history of alcoholism and smokingâŠ
âI think it's illegal for them to ask for so much data.â
âDon't worry, it'll be worth it.â
âAre you sure I won't end up in⊠some dark business?â you whispered the last sentence, terrified and nervous.
âNoo, you'll get all the data from the men who want to hire you, even their address while yours is never exposed.â
âI don't know, Hari, men naturally lie.â
Hari chuckled softly, sensing your nervousness.
âI'll put up a picture of you and send it, andâŠâ
âWait, what?â
âI sent itâ she looked at you proudly. âIt can take 24 to 48 hours to respond.â
Hours passed, and you were heating up your dinner when a call from Hari interrupted your time.
âYou got approved, it was really fast. I'll come to see you.â
She hung up, and you took your food out of the microwave totally bewildered. An hour later, amid the serene night with little rain, your friend appeared at your door with a big smile.
âWhy are you so excited? I'm literally about to sell my vagina to wetpussy.com.â
Hari laughed.
âBut that will make you a millionaire overnight.â
âMmâ you expressed in disgust and let her in.
âI can't believe it was so fast, they really want you. You have the option to put your real name or a fake one, your real name you can only give if you want.â
âPlease, a fake one.â
You were really regretting it.
âWhat name should I put you?â
âI don't know, just not mine.â
âCheryl, like darling in Frenchâ she wrote with a smile ââŠexcept I need picturesâŠâ
âCome on, I sent you the best ones.â
âI know, and you look spectacular, but there's an option where the money goes directly to your bank account once they unlock the function to see your photosâŠâ
You felt like she didn't finish the sentence and you were a little annoyed by the situation, it irritated you to know that you had to do this, well, you didn't have to, and no one was forcing you, but you decided to do it.
âAnd?â
âThey're spicy photos.â
âAbsolutely not, is it necessary to do that?â
âYour face can't be seen, and the money goes directly to you. Every time someone opens the option, you get paid â©10 million, well, it depends on how much the app values you.â
You were in denial until you almost regurgitated your dinner.
âThat's an absurd amount.â
âI told you I wasn't joking, I didn't know what they were based on but according to Chan, they're based on dollars or something like that, so for them, it's quite little.â
âFuck, does Chan have more sugar babies? Because if he continues, he'll go bankrupt.â
âI told you they're not ordinary people and they have to specify what they want, if you ever feel like they disrespect you and donât follow what was previously established, you have every right to fine them and report them.â
âAnd make it a public legal issue? No thanks.â
âThenâŠâ
âWell, I guess I have nothing to lose by taking a few lingerie photos, without showing my face!â
[âŠ]
There you were, in the mall at a lingerie store on your day off, trying to find the best pieces that scream âclassy slutâ, you were so terrified, it means they must be men with a lot of money and extreme loneliness and desperation, so the least you could do was pretend to feel sorry for them and look pretty in a nice set.
You were spending your money on something you hoped would soon multiply by millions, until the sound of your phone startled you because you were so focused that you felt like you were doing something illegal. It was Felix.
âHey.â
âHey, where are you? It's your day off, right?â he said.
âYes⊠I'm at the mall.â
You couldn't lie to him, the music and sound of people were so audible.
âAt the usual one? No way, I'm here too, I'm buying a birthday present for Olivia, I wanted to ask you to help me.â
âWell if you want to waitâŠâ
âWhere exactly are you? I'll come find you.â
You didn't want to see him, you felt so guilty accepting dirty money from strangers and not the one he always offered you in the purest way without asking for anything in return, you felt terrible.
âI'm atâŠâ you looked around trying to find another store to run away when he's near, but you couldn't. âBuying lingerie on the second floor.â
You told him the truth, you didn't think he would come. And you've always been someone without filters, except when it comes to Felix, only with him do you have a soft spot. There was a little silence.
âDo you have a date?â
His voice suddenly became serious and his tone of enthusiasm vanished.
âWell, it's complicatedâ you grimaced but he couldn't see you.
âI'm coming over there.â
Felix hung up on you suddenly and you just let out a sigh; you couldn't guess where he was to calculate his time and leave the store and meet him outside, but you really needed that outfit, your last nudes were taken when you were in high school when you did your first sexting with a guy in your class, who was a nice guy, Kim Seungmin from your science class, you fucked him in the basketball gym closet and he never ever told anyone, nor showed your nudes; but the situation was already twisted enough without putting up your old photos from when you were a minor, plus the light and angles weren't fancy enough to be worth 10 million won.
You rushed to find something fast and before you knew it, Felix had already arrived.
âI like that oneâ he said in his deep voice close to your ear taking you by surprise.
You turned to see him, today he looked cuter than usual, he had his hands clasped behind his back and a small smile on his sweet face.
âFelixâŠâ you whispered.
âSo, what's the occasion? Who are you going to wear that for?â he mumbled.
He wanted to hide his irritation in a soft tone, but he couldn't, he was annoyed.
âOh, it's nothing, I just have to update my closet.â
âThen buy whatever you want and I'll pay for itâ you were about to speak and he gently raised his index finger in objection. âIs it bothering you that I'm here? I can leave you my credit card and wait for you outside.â
Felix looked around innocently, he was surrounded by women's underwear and women. You smiled warmly at him.
âNo, actually you can help me.â
You liked to play with Felix a little, you adored watching the way his face would lift and light up all over, his ears would perk up a little and his round eyes would get bigger, as happy as a loyal puppy. Objectively yes he could help you, he was also an incredibly wealthy man, you thought maybe all millionaires shared the same neuron or tastes to get them turned on.
âI'm between this one and this oneâ you showed him the pairs you had selected.
âTake both of them. Or as many as you want.â
You wanted to get out of there as soon as possible, you were suffocating to the idea of what you were going to do; you loved shopping but todayâŠ.
âCome on, take some more, your closet won't be filled with just twoâ Felix added.
You smiled at him and chose a few more so he would stop talking and you could leave at once. Felix paid without any problem while the cashier looked at you with contempt and envy when she saw the pretty boy who accompanied you, slim, elegant, blond with long hair and an innocent face bathed in freckles.
âThank you, Lixâ you gave him a quick kiss on his soft, rosy cheek.
If Felix had a dog's tail, you were sure he'd be wagging it vividly and endlessly with happiness.
âHave you eaten yet? Let's go get something to eatâŠâ he mentioned excitedly, turning to look at you.
âMm, later, now I'll help you choose the gift for your sister.â
âOh, yes, sure, what do you think, Cartier or Tiffany? Although Van Cleef is very fashionable among young girls. And maybe a Dior bag, I think it's her favorite brand; my father will give her her first Birkin so my bag will be like a toy, I don't know what to give her.â
You rolled your eyes playfully, Felix was talking and you were listening.
[âŠ]
âDo you wanna go to my place? There's a movie I want to see. Only you would listen to me while I pause the movie every 5 minutes to make a comment.â
Felix spoke while he was driving, he looked at you out of the corner of his eye and noticed you distracted; you couldn't help it, you thought to yourself that you have to take good pictures and that maybe soon your pussy will be tasting a stranger's cock, for money, which made your hair stand on end. You came out of your trance when you realized Felix spoke.
âYes, it's okay.â
You needed a distraction. And you missed movie nights âand commentaryâ with Felix, your best filmmaker friend.
âWhat are you doing on Saturday? You should go to Olivia's party, she's having a themed party after dinner with us; I don't know what her theme is yet, but I'll let you know. Olivia remembers you and likes you very much.â
Felix suggested trying to get your attention. You didn't even have to think about it, Felix's younger sister was a sweetheart like him, it was his older sister who was a tough crowd, you knew she didn't like you and that she thought you only hung out with her brother for his money, she almost fainted when she found out you were on scholarship and lived in a middle class neighborhood. It was enough for you to know that Felix drove you everywhere, that was too much for you.
âI'll think about it⊠I have a deadline this Sunday for a report.â
He pressed his lips together, knowing you were lying, but he didn't blame you, he thought maybe it would be too much pressure to meet his family.
âSo⊠Are you going to tell me who you're going to wear that lingerie for? Is it someone from the university that I know?â Felix tried to be subtle, but he was dying to know who was going to touch you other than him.
You and Felix had almost done it for multiple times but you always stopped yourself, you couldn't do it because you were afraid he would do it so well and so sweetly that you would end up falling in love with him. He loved the way you made him completely horny, almost cumming in his pants.
And then you had a great idea, if you were going to get into that business you had to be cool and think it would only be a simple fuck, you wouldn't concentrate on anything but feeling a hard cock in your pussy⊠so you had to fuck Felix right now, there was no other way to prove you were an insensitive bitch than to fuck the only man you have ever felt love and respect for.
You tried to get flirtatious and quickly changed your mood.
âMaybe you're right, he's someone you know very well.â
You spoke slowly and seductively, staring at him, you must have recognized that you really have a very attractive best friend, he quickly noticed your heavy look and the change of mood, so he swallowed nervously and looked at you surprised with opening his pretty eyes in pity and that didn't help you at all, he looked fucking cute when he was like that.
âOh yeah?â he added playfully looking sideways and running his tongue along the inside of his cheeks.
You moved closer to him and brushed his cheek with the tip of your nose seductively, while your left hand traveled dangerously from his thigh to his crotch where you massaged his growing bulge.
âLet's go to your place and you tell me what you think of each of the sets you bought me, for him.â
You noticed the irregularity of Felix's breathing, you didn't want to act clumsy and end up fucking him in the car, even though it was incredibly spacious enough⊠but you knew that when Felix was aroused and totally yielding to your charms and touches, he wasn't thinking clearly.
âLet's listen to music while we waitâ you added amused.
You moved away from him and played music through the screen of his modern car, almost letting out a giggle, you didn't know if Felix hated you for that or was just turned on and, for him it was the second option, all the way he was uncomfortable with his pants drowning his cock, but he didn't know how to ask you nicely that if possible you could give him a handjob right there, to which he concluded that there was no decent way to say it so he waited until finally arriving at his pent-house.
As you entered the elevator you both kissed desperately, you almost smiled between the kisses knowing how much fun it would be to finally taste your best friend. Felix was holding all the shopping bags tightly, or at least he was trying to, he wanted to keep his hands on your waist and glued you to him, so once you reached his apartment, he let go of the bags and kept kissing you mercilessly, it felt so good, his warm hands on your waist, his tongue exploring the inside of your mouth and your lips joined with a huge appetite. You realized he wanted to take control and if he did, you would end up making love slowly and not just fucking, so you gently pushed him away, he saw you confused with puffy lips and a look of lust.
âLet me show you how good it all looks on me.â
You gave him a quick kiss and took his hand, directing him to the couch where he sat.
He licked his lips as he bit them, stretched out his arms and settled back, trying to ignore his throbbing sex. He loved the way you played with it.
You took the first piece of black full body lace lingerie. You undressed in front of him and slowly and painfully slipped it on, Felix was struggling with his immense desire to make you his.
âHelp me.â
You dropped onto his lap pretending to have trouble putting the garment on, you were so wet, you wanted to feel him like you had never wanted to feel him before. Felix put his hands on your body and quickly reached for your pussy, pulling the tight, thin fabric away from your center and began to play with your clit. You moaned, losing control of your initial plan as you were surrendered to his touch.
You unbuttoned his pants, removing them and his underwear in exasperation. And there was your friend's hard, firm cock lightly lubricated in semen, as nice and thin as he was, it looked exquisite, and you were going to ride it so well.
âFelix, the condomâ you practically begged.
He gasped at the touch of your hand and firm grip, âover there,â he mumbled pointing to a cabinet with a drawer, you thought for a second if he fucks regularly or why he had condoms in accessible and strategic places. You walked by the condom, feeling your wetness with every step and positioned yourself in front of him, your knees on either side of his thighs.
âYou should take pictures of me, with each of the lingerie, exclusively for you; I want you to know that I'm really grateful every time you do something nice for meâ you stared at him as you opened the wrapper.
You put the condom on him, you could see how gorgeous, red and swollen his cock was ready for you, and slowly, carefully pulling the fabric apart, you sat on it, inserting it and feeling every inch as you went down.
âShit, y/n, move for meâ Felix gasped.
You moaned as you felt it buried in your pussy and began to enjoy yourself endlessly, jumping on his erection as each squat made you lose your breath. Felix held you tightly by the waist, accentuating each movement. You gave yourself thrusts leaning on his thighs and, when you felt his cock throbbing and his body getting weaker and weaker indicating his orgasm, you hugged him on his shoulders and kept moving your hips and ass with agility.
Felix completely agreed that you would take control and held your ass helping you a little until, between gasps and almost crying, Felix finally cummed. You were so possessed by adrenaline, you could feel your orgasm so close, that you accelerated your squats and held your breath for a second until you finally exploded in a sea of sighs and glistening fluid.
You dropped your tired body on Felix's shoulder, feeling his scent and immediately regretted it, it had been amazing, but you always thought the first time you would fuck Felix would be so sweet, on a warm day, maybe in spring, involving roses and a date⊠not in such a dirty way on a cold October night on his living room couch.
âYou know I like you a lot, y/n. Let's stay that way.â
And you said something really stupid, something you had no intention of saying. You wondered what he meant, whether to continue to stay like this fucking, or cuddling?
âI like you too.â
You kept hiding in his neck, you were a coward who can't accept that you were capable of feeling something for someone.
And if that wasn't enough to make you feel bad, he gave you the sweetest cuddles once you came out of his cock, he tended you carefully and told you how pretty you looked.
After that he took your long awaited pictures and after taking your last one, he made sure to reward you so well that he ended up eating your pussy.
You ended the night by taking a shower together, and fucking you again in there; you watched the movie while he commented on each annotation he made, but Felix fell asleep halfway through, in your arms. You didn't know what to do, you didn't know if you were going to continue that way with him and you still weren't ready to take the big step of accepting his money just because suddenly you go out and he gives you everything, his sister already hated you⊠what would people think; you cared more about your situation with him than about what they would think if I slept with a stranger for money situation, although, nobody had to know it was for money, if somehow someone found out, you could say it was just a fuck, you thought.
So, resigned to the fact that you still had to pay your rent, you sent the pictures to Hari, to which she quickly replied with a «wow! I got em» Thirty minutes later, a screenshot of what your profile looked like, it was embarrassing for you. «I'll be sure to get you the best dealsđ», she wrote back.
The next morning you woke up in Felix's bed, wearing his clothes; he must have moved you and you hadn't even noticed, you reached for your phone and couldn't believe your eyes, notifications from your bank account app, you had received â© 40 million.
You were ready to tell Hari that you had enough with what you were getting just for the pictures, you couldn't believe it.
[âŠ]
And, on the other side of the city, in one of the best, luxurious and exclusive hotels in the place, the hotel owner himself, the young and wealthy Hwang Hyunjin and his friend who fit in the same category as him, Lee Minho, were having brunch.
âAh, Lee Minho, he can finally have brunch with you in his busy scheduleâ Hyunjin told him.
Hyunjin had arrived and Minho was waiting for him, sitting in one of the hotel's restaurants next to the large window with a view of the city. Hyunjin was more into art, but being the only son of his powerful father who owned hotel chains, he gave him that one right on his 18th birthday, since then Hyunjin has taken more than good care of it, and decorates it in his favorite pieces of art, his favorite part.
Minho stood up to greet him, shaking hands and a quick hug.
âBusy me? If it's you who's going around the country with your galleriesâ Minho replied, sitting down.
âI know, I know, it's unbelievable. Have you ordered lunch yet?â
âYes.â
âI'll order the sameâ Hyunjin shouted to his employee as he sat in his chair facing Minho.
âBig day tomorrow, huh?â added Minho.
âOf course, you have to be there, I even left the presidential suite just for you.â
Hyunjin leaned back in his chair clasping his hands together with a smile on his face. Minho laughed softly.
âI don't get ready in hotels anymore.â
âWell, do it for me this time, like old times. Besides⊠you have a plus one to my gallery event.â
Minho's soft, amused look tensed a little when he heard his friend.
âOh yeah? Well, I think I'll go alone.â
âIn fact it's mandatory that you go with someone, so I got you that someone.â
âNo thanks, I'd rather not go.â
Hyunjin smiled sideways seeing how cute his friend was getting when he was getting into his temper.
âIt's a girl, but if you want a boy you have to tell me before tonightâ he joked.
âWhy can't I be your date then?â
âI'm sorry, I'm already going with someone tomorrow. But I think it's time for you to start seeing more people.â
Minho gave him a dirty look, he didn't want to have that conversation at their meeting after weeks of not being aware of their lives.
âI'm fine, I'm busy.â
âWhen was the last time you fucked someoneâ Hyunjin blurted out in amusement trying to smooth the conversation.
âIt's none of your business.â
âI'll take that as you haven't done it in a long time.â
âIf you care so much why don't you fuck me in the suite.â
Hyunjin laughed, gently touching his nose, though deep down he believed this was no time for joking⊠or at least it was a little since he didn't know how to tell him what he had to say.
âI would but you'd have to pay back every penny I spent on the pretty girl.â
âYou paid money to a girl to sleep with me against my will? Artists are weird, I thought we were in the 21st century.â
Hyunjin couldn't hold it in anymore so he licked his lips and finally confessed:
âSoyul will be there.â
Minho's smirk left his face little by little and his heart almost stopped when he heard after so long the name of his ex-girlfriend; and that was exactly what Hyunjin was referring to and of the expression on his friend's part that Hyunjin feared for. He couldn't lie to him, Soyul was one of his biggest investors, she had to be present and he couldn't fool his friend; he knew he still wasn't over her, not even after two long years since their breakup; in fact, the idea of getting him someone started a few weeks ago, at their meeting where a drunken Minho confessed to him in tears the deep pain and misery he felt after the one he considered the love of his life left him. That was for Hyunjin the straw that broke the camel's back, he was not going to see his friend depressed.
âSo?â Minho tried to sound nonchalant.
âShe's going with her boyfriend⊠and I think you're still not over herâŠ.â
âAnd you decided to hire a hooker? That's why you left me the suite, isn't it, motherfucker?â
âShe's not a-, well, if you don't want to fuck her, don't, just let her keep you company at my event.â
âWeren't the regular girls available?â
âAll the normal girls in our social circle know Soyul and let's face it, they are very gossipy, it will be embarrassing for you for them to know that you haven't moved on withâŠ.â
âI can go aloneâ he interrupted him, he couldn't bear to hear him say his ex-girlfriend's name one more time.
âCome on, Minho, give yourself a chance, she is really pretty, she is an actress andâŠâ
âA porn actress?â he interrupted him, not taking it seriously.
Meanwhile, their waitress was delivering their food and drinks, trying to act normal after overhearing the conversation.
âShe's a real actress. I'll text you all her information. She's a Scorpio like you if you care about zodiac signs.â
Minho didn't answer, he didn't feel like dealing with anything else.
âThey're freakyâ Hyunjin poke as he picked up his cutlery, Minho frowned. âScorpios. They say theyâre good in bed.â
[...]
âI got wonderful newsâ
Hari suddenly appeared with a huge smile at your work.
âHello to you too?â
âCan you take a break?â
âI'll be back in 5â you shouted and took off your apron to go out with your friend.
âI'm about to close a deal, I think you should have the money by now. You have to quit your job now, you have a date on Saturday.â
You were perplexed.
âHari, what did you do?â you felt your phone vibrate in the back pocket of your jeans.
And there it was, your bank account with an imaginable amount, you opened your mouth in surprise, this was starting to get serious with an amount like that.
âI told you.â
âBut who is it? What does he look like?â you didn't know how to react.
âDon't worry, they are Chan's friends, they are 100% reliable.â
âIs it more than one?â you opened your eyes in surprise.
âIt's not⊠itâs complicated, a friend of Chan's, Hyunjin hired you for his friend Minho, who said he agreed, he just didn't use the app. I wanted to negotiate for him to pay for both of them but I guess he was pretty generous. Anyway, he just wants you to accompany Minho to Hyunjin's exclusive exhibition and pretend to be in a relationship with him for at least two hours?â
It was a lot of information to process, you didn't know what to say.
âHyunjin will explain you more in detail but seriously you have to go otherwise you will be fined that same amount paid and a little more. You can leave as soon as you feel uncomfortable since apparently Minho has a strong personality.â
âBelieve me, I'll leave as soon as I walk through the door.â
[âŠ]
There you were on your Saturday night, standing in front of the door of a luxurious hotel, you walked in and met the handsome young man who was in charge of filling your bank account. You walked shyly toward him and greeted him with embarrassment. His dress code was clear: a short black dress fitted to your silhouette, comfortable shoes and normal underwear. He was going to dress you.
You looked at him, there he was, the famous Hwang Hyunjin himself from the large dynasty of the Hwangs, very influential people; he was taller than you, he had sharp eyes and thick lips, he was more attractive in person and he had to tell you the same.
âYou look spectacular, chĂ©rieâ he mentioned flirtatiously. âCome hereâ he invited you to come closer and you did.
You weren't a big fan of this, but you had to admit that something inside you grew and made you feel incredibly horny, the atmosphere of the hotel, the tense silence and the incredibly handsome man in front of you, in addition to your submissive behavior⊠rarely turned you on a bit.
âDo you want me to call you a make up artist or your make up itâs fine?â he gently touched your hair.
You looked up to see him.
âI think, itâs okay like this.â
You were nervous and slightly horny.
You did your best job with your make up and hair already, the make up was natural and elegant but still visible, matte nude eyeshadow, sharp eyeliner, elongated lashes, soft blush and lipgloss. Your hair was styled with soft waves.
âGreat, so we donât waste more time. You look beautiful already, actually you look better than the photosâ he put his hands in his pants pockets and looked at you up and down biting his lip. âThe dress is ready in the room, but you know what actually, bring it right here. Dress in front of me.â
Hyunjin was already aroused and was fighting his instincts to seduce and touch you, yet you were his friend's tonight, but he thought it only fair to see first what he had paid for. He sat comfortably on the couch and waited for you to return. On the other hand you were more than nervous and strangely agitated with excitement, that dark-haired man dressed in a tight suit all white because that was the theme of the party and finally there it was, a dress whose style and logo you could recognize so well. A white Versace mini dress that you assumed would fit to your mid thighs, you thought you had only seen that style in black so it was strange to see it in the brand's signature pearl white; until you saw the name Hyunjin embroidered on the label, was it designed for you? A shiny black Jimmy Choo silhouette heels, and a white crossbody bag from the same designer of the dress, you were speechless, so amazed that you almost forgot Hyunjin's request, he wanted you to change in front of him, then you saw something that terrified you, a beautiful white lingerie that went perfect under the dress, he wanted to see you naked.
You wanted it to be quick, almost like pulling off a bandit, so you tried to take everything and brought it close to him where you found him sitting on the couch ready for his little private show. You undid your black dress at the bottom so as not to ruin your hair and unthinkingly removed your underwear. Hyunjin was engrossed, he wondered why he didn't choose you, but for him after seeing your naked body. He was struggling as hard as he could to keep an erection from appearing in his pants, but it was too late.
You took off your low sandals ready to put on your underwear but he interrupted you.
âLet me help you.â
He took the garment and squatted down while helping you slide your panties to your area. Hyunjin enjoyed every second of the soft touch of your legs and then stood up to help you fasten your strapless bra. You could feel the tension in the air so you just bit your lip, resisting his hot touches and his warm breath on the back of your neck.
Finally you put on your dress and heels and you looked completely different, you never thought you would get to wear something like that to a type of event you don't frequent. You awkwardly moved the things from your bag to the new one and tried to regain your sanity.
âSomething's missingâ he spoke and grabbed your left wrist.
Hyunjin put on you the characteristic white clover bracelet with gold from the refined Van Cleef jewelry.
âWell, you've seen Minho. This is the key and it's two floors up from hereâ he added, handing you the access card. âI want to see the two of you together in the gallery, he may even could offer you the double of money so you can leave, but please, you have to go with him.â
Hyunjin now spoke in a commanding tone giving you instructions, his hot moment had passed, he had to concentrate.
âAnd please⊠let me know if you and Minho fuck, if the idiot doesn't touch you we can maybe go toâŠ. how about Santorini?â
It seemed that you had your feelings locked in a box and that you acted according to a fever dream. You thought you were an actress and could get out of it easily, you just had to act. Your role was now about a rich girl wannabe.
You entered the room unannounced as instructed by Hyunjin and took a few steps forward until Minho heard the door open, interrupting his grooming time so he came out of his room wrapped in a towel and still with slightly wet hair.
âI didn't order room servâŠâ he said.
Minho stopped dead in his tracks as he looked at you standing there. You didn't know what to do, you were frozen in place; you looked at him, he looked handsome and was half naked, except for the towel covering his private parts, you couldn't help seeing him, his worked body, muscular arms but not exaggerated, his abdomen marked with a small scar above his navel andâŠ. you felt bad but you thought he was looking directly at you too, his marked penis above the white towel. Minho smiled sideways at your nerve to look at him and could tell your mild surprise as you looked at his package, a valid reaction he thought.
âYou're in the wrong room or are you lost?â
Minho could predict why you were there, after all you could only get in with the key. He looked at you sternly waiting for an answer. You took a breath and spoke.
âI will be your companion today at the art exhibition.â
Minho laughed and let out a breath.
âI don't remember ordering a hooker either. That fucker Hyunjin sent you, didnât he?â
The term took you by surprise and you were offended, you were about to defend yourself when he continued speaking.
âSeriously, you can go, I'll pay you more than whatever that bastard gave you, just goâ he waved his hands in a gesture for you to leave.
âI won't.â
âWill you make me call security?â
âDo itâ you challenged.
Minho exhaled in annoyance and touched his forehead in concern.
âI'm going to kill Hwang Hyunjin.â
Without another word he went back to his room and thirty minutes later he came out ready dressed in a white suit with his serious expression. He looked at you for a few seconds with contempt as he passed by you and headed towards his door ready to leave, you ran towards him, leaving at the same time.
âI don't know what Hyunjin is up to but when I see him I'llâŠâ
He was expressing himself annoyed until more people entering the elevator interrupted him.
âI'll get my car keysâ he said to you indifferently as he walked away towards the hotel counter.
You followed Minho, keeping a distance; you glanced around, being able to see from the huge waiting room to the large entrance to the restaurant where you could also see and your heart stopped for a moment when you spotted a long dyed blonde hair sitting at one of the tables. You turned quickly, hoping he couldn't see you, but as if fate would have it, you managed to see him leave his seat and approach the foyer. In panic you slipped into the waiting room where you sat with your back turned.
Felix went straight to Minho.
âLee Minhoâ he blond greeted him enthusiastically.
âHey, Yongbokkie, what brings you here.â
Minho turned to look at Felix and frowned when he saw that you were no longer behind his back, he looked at you for a few seconds until he deduced that you might have finally run away, which made him happy and disappointed at the same time.
âIt's Olivia's birthday dinnerâ.
âOh, congratulate her for meâ the blond smiled at him.
âAre you about to leave?â Felix said.
âYes, I'm going to Hyunjin's.â
âSure, sure, maybe I'll stop by later.â
Minho just smiled at him and asked a few more trivial questions about his parents.
âMr. Lee, your car is outside waiting for youâ the employee interrupted them.
âI have to go Felix, I'll see you later.â
âOf course.â
You were hiding, praying that Felix wouldn't recognize your hair and suddenly you saw him chatting with your 'date' for tonight, apparently they were friends so you felt more terrified, what if by chance Minho decides to tell Felix? Oh you would be ruined. After the short talk you saw Minho leaving towards the exit so once again you slipped away almost running to catch up with Minho. He was surprised to see you back by his side. Minho said,
âMm, the night was just starting to get nice when I thought you had left.â
You gave him a dirty look and followed him to his car where you sat in the passenger seat. When Minho put on his seat belt he noticed the shiny gold detail on the strap of your dress, it was the medusa logo characteristic of that high fashion Italian brand.
âThe bastard dressed you in Versace, you already look more like his than mine.â
You stood still not knowing what to say, it was maybe the first nice thing he had said to you during all your short time together.
Minho inspected you quickly, he was so upset that his friend didnât lie, and just like Hyunjin said, you were a really pretty girl.
âBut he didn't put earrings on you, if you're going to come with me you have to look your best.â
Once again he spoke in a resigned tone and arrived at Tiffany's jewelry store. Minho was resigned to the fact that you would accompany him tonight so he thought if you were going to make Soyul jealous, you really had to do it. Besides he had already inspected you, at first glance you were too pretty and that dress fit you like a dream so that speeded things up.
Once again, you had to go behind him and you entered the luxurious establishment.
âGood evening, Mr. Lee, how can I help you? Would you like something to drink?â the worker hurried to say to you once you entered, with a smile, looking quickly towards you.
You noticed how she looked at you in surprise since Minho hadn't brought another girl since two years ago when he was still in a relationship.
âNothing for me in particular, I'm looking for earrings for women.â
âOf course, I'll show you.â
Minho followed the young woman and you followed Minho, who led you deeper into one of the display counters; you had come a lot of times with Felix every time it was a special occasion for his family since he had been raised among only women, he always offered to buy you some jewelry but you flatly refused. And now there you were, about to accept them from a stranger.
âChooseâ he ordered you. âQuickly, I don't like to be lateâ he looked at his watch.
Timidly you leaned down to look at each one of the fine jewelry until a pair of gold diamond earrings in the shape of a flower caught your attention.
âTheseâ you murmured to Minho.
The clerk stood waiting for his confirmation.
âI'll take those.â
He quickly took care of paying for them without looking at the price and they were finally delivered in their characteristic turquoise box with a white bow. He got into the car first and left the box there, you snorted for a second annoyed at how ungentlemanly and attentive he was, one second you felt like a princess wearing Versace and taking you to Tiffany & Co. and the next you had to run to keep up with him.
As soon as you got in, he said curtly:
âUse them, we're about to get to Hyunjin's.â
You watched him take the steering wheel attractively and noticed two boxes in between of you. You didn't know why you took the other one and Minho, noticing it, quickly placed his hand on yours stopping you.
âIt's the other box.â
You looked at him, he acted a little strange; you took the other box and put on those sparkling diamonds. You had taken the old engagement ring that Minho bought for Soyul before they broke up, he was ready to give it up as it was of no use to him, it was made to fit his ex-girlfriend's finger.
When you arrived you saw that it was not a simple exhibition, but a chateau style mansion with many cars parked at the grand entrance, you got nervous, just like Minho, normally he didn't get like this but it would be the first time he would see Soyul accompanied by the man why she left him and also he had his first kind of date after so long.
Minho let out a breath.
âWell, we have to do it right. You're an actress, right? Create a character right now so we can both be on the same page.â
You didn't know what to say.
âI can change my name andâŠ.â
âYes, thatâs right.â
âWhich one is right for you?â
âAnythingâŠâ
âChoi Eunjoo⊠photographer fromâŠâ
âA place far away, what about Jeju?â he mentioned intensely, he was nervous.
You nodded. You had chosen the name of an inactive random actress who studied at the same university as you, who was a friend of Felix's mother and whose cinematography he forced you to watch while your friend argued how good she looked at her age. If they try to look you up for your name, they would be surprised to see only her and her inactive projects in the early 2000s.
âOkay, let's go.â
You both walked down the dirt road, once you came out of the darkness and Minho noticed people watching, he grabbed you by the waist.
âAnd what is your real name, Eunjoo?â he whispered to you.
[âŠ]
It was better than you expected, you didn't imagine that there would be a construction like this in the modern city, you drank Champagne while you didn't leave Minho's side even for a second; after a couple of drinks you both relaxed completely and walked around the house and admired Hyunjin's paintings. This was maybe a normal Saturday for Minho, but it was for you a dream, you felt like Cinderella, once the clock struck 12 and the charm would be completely gone.
At one point in a room you both finally met Hyunjin, Minho came over to greet him and you shyly watched them chat, Hyunjin gave you a complicit look and smile, he hadn't seen Minho relaxed in years, sadly it was short lived as Soyul entered the room.
You noticed Minho's jaw tighten and saw where his eyes were fixed, on a pretty slim woman with the face of a celebrity. You quickly understood and walked over to Minho, linking your arm around his.
âYou're hereâ she said to him.
She quickly looked at you.
âI'm still Hyunjin's friend.â
âJung Soyul, nice to meet youâ she introduced herself.
You held hands and Minho saw something that broke his heart once again, an engagement ring on her finger, suddenly the alcohol left his body, he felt sick, the suit was suffocating him.
âChoi Eunjooâ you smiled at her.
âSo are you dating?â
Hyunjin could notice the sour look she had on you and that caused him satisfaction.
âYesâ Minho went ahead to say.
âI havenât see you before, Choi Eunjoo.â
She said hypocritically, blinking repeatedly.
âOh, it's just that, I'm an indie photographer from Jeju and⊠I met Minho and the rest is history.â
âOh, now that's romantic.â
âMore romantic than getting to know each other when you're in another relationshipâ Hyunjin added amusedly, taking a sip of his drink.
Soyul gave him a dirty look. And Minho didn't find it funny, he wanted to get out of there. Soyul knew him so well and noticed his expression, meanwhile you were analyzing the look of pity she was giving your boss, so you turned to see him, he looked serious and pale. You quickly approached his ear, covering your lips and whispered to him:
âWe can get out of here if you want, pretend I'm saying something nice to you and smile naturally. You're acting weird.â
And so he did, Minho smiled softly; he hadn't felt the touch of another woman in years, suddenly your warm breath and soft lips brushing minimally against his ear pleased him.
âWe haven't seen the whole exhibition yet, excuse meâ he added, taking your hand.
You moved far enough away and, in a crowded room, he let go of your hand and walked out the large doors to what you could see was a balcony. You didn't know whether to follow him, but you did anyway.
He had unbuttoned his suit and a few buttons on his shirt, he felt suffocated. You saw him leaning against the white stone railing.
âShould I ask what's got you like this?â you said softly.
âYou don't have to follow me around all the timeâ he added defensively. âSoyul cheated on me and now she is going to marry that motherfucker, what a great night to find out.â
You didn't say anything, you didn't know how to comfort someone and in a way, Minho was grateful for your silence.
âWell, once I say it out loud it sounds patheticâ he added.
âHyunjin told me it was complicated for youâŠâ you approached him and hesitated to touch him, but slowly rubbed your hand on his back, âthat he wants the best for you and you start to meet new people.â
Minho let out a chuckle and watched you carefully, he hadn't given himself the task of observing how pretty you looked in that dress, under the moonlight, the way your eyes sparkled and how your lips looked so appetizing, Minho found himself losing his temper a bit for you so he quickly rejected any feelings and immaturely, he became elated and said:
âI don't know why I'm saying this things to a hooker anyway.â
He brushed off your touch and walked away leaving you absolutely lost and somewhat hurt.
The rest of the night you didn't find Minho and you were starting to get scared, you felt out of place, lost in a huge house, full of rich people laughing in their own social circle, you were so sensitive you wanted to cry, you wondered if Minho had abandoned you there.
You checked the time, past midnight and 5 minutes, it was time to go. You tried to look for a way out until you made it, you felt so embarrassed that you would ask for a cab but the signal on your phone there was terrible.
Suddenly you felt a big hand grab your wrist, you turned around scared and found the man you almost cried for tonight.
âLet's get out of here.â
Confused, he led you to his car and you parted on the road in silence. Minho had pondered all night and wanted to take the next step, to finally be with a woman other than his ex-girlfriend, but he didn't know exactly how to ask you.
As you merged into the city you realized he was heading in an unknown direction until you reached the hills in one of the more upscale neighborhoods and finally saw that he had taken you to his house.
You thought he was a selfish piece of shit and there were two options, suddenly he wanted to fuck you or he went home exhausted and sad and would let you call a cab to take you home. But what you didn't know was that he was cynically leaning towards the first option.
You got out of the car and now he was the one running towards you.
âWhy that face y/n?â he said, approaching you.
You looked at him indignantly, suddenly he was calling you by name and wanted to have you close, you thought he must be drunk.
âLet's go inside, you have to be a good girl and thank me for the earrings, I'll make sure to buy you more pairs.â
He grabbed you by the waist, you noticed how his voice became gravelly, but that wasn't how you fell and he knew he said a couple of hurtful things but he didn't know how to apologize. You questioned whether you should play along, fuck him and call it a day and go home, as sadly you had to play along, or so you thought.
You stared into his eyes, those big dark eyes in a cute cat shape, he was attractive and from what you saw earlier he had a good dick, so you decided that if you would cry at least make sure it was worth it.
âWhat do you have in mind?â you rounded his neck and moved your face closer.
He smiled mischievously and, the next thing you knew, you were both in his home entrance devouring each other's lips. Minho had a lot of dirty ideas while he was away from you during the party, the alcohol made him horny. He took off his coat and untucked his shirt and undid his belt. He slipped his hands under your dress lifting it and shamelessly squeezed and massaged your ass, drawing you to his body where you began to feel his erection rubbing against you; Minho loved the idea of touching your bare ass since you only had tiny panties on, you moaned as you felt his lips and tongue on your neck, for some reason his mouth was so soft and you were a complete sucker when you were treated to a lot of physical contact during sex.
You parted and an act of lust, he sought to undo your dress and bra, he stared at you, semi naked for him and began to move his kisses down your breasts without breaking eye contact, it looked fucking good to watch him as he moved down your body and feasted himself on your tits until he moved down to your underwear and wet pussy. By this point you were panting and in need of action. His sharp nose brushed against your mons pubis and he slowly slid your underwear down your legs until he stripped them from you. He parted your legs a little and you felt his hot breath on your area screaming for attention. Minho took your pussy with his big hands and parted your folds, sticking his tongue out shyly and giving your whole pussy a deep, dirty kiss. You gave a little cry of excitement and didn't think you were capable of standing in heels while he ate you out.
Minho felt so good, with his thumb he stimulated your clit as you gave little spasms into him from your excitement. He noticed that you were becoming increasingly impossible to hold so he stopped, carried you suddenly upstairs to his room. Minho laid you down on his bed while he stayed on the edge of it finishing undressing himself. You watched the spectacle with excitement, from his notorious veins to his hands undoing buttons that looked tiny and finally his pants releasing his big firm erect cock, your heart raced faster just watching it, it was delicious, he was incredibly endowed, it was big and thick with notorious veins, you bit your lip thinking how incredibly painful but pleasurable that would feel in your pussy.
Minho saw your reaction and quickly positioned himself over you, he took your wrists and held them with one hand above your head.
âDid you like what you see, little whore?â
You nodded, unable to speak properly, if you tried to say anything it would surely be in a needy tone. You could feel him slapping your belly every time he came closer to you.
âYou want it in your mouth?â
You almost screamed please, but before you could speak, Minho lay back waiting to be satisfied. On your knees and arching your back purposely giving him a view of your dripping pussy, you took his big cock and inserted it into your mouth tasting every vein. Minho sat up and began to fuck you with two fingers inserting them into your vagina. You are a mess, completely wet, with cum and saliva sliding down the corner of your lips, you didn't think it could have been better until you feel his hands on your hips and he tries to position you on top of him. You helped him a little and for the first time you were experiencing the 69 position.
You were panting between his big dick, your nose was starting to get slippery and little tears were coming out of your eyes. On the other hand Minho had his tongue deep inside you, he was tasting your labia, and stimulating your clitoris and from time to time he passed your wetness stimulating your exposed ass.
You stopped sucking him off when you felt your climax near, you sat up while resting your hands on his marked abdomen, only your gasps and grotesque sound of Minho devouring your pussy could be heard in the room, occasionally he would let out tinies 'mmmh' enjoying every second of you. You clung more to his abdomen and lifted your ass gently so as not to rest all your weight on him; you threw your head back blinded with pleasure.
âI'm gonna cumâ you announced in a desperate, choked cry.
And just when you didn't think it could have been any better, Minho accelerated his licking and sucked harder, bringing you to the edge until you collapsed in his mouth. Your orgasm had been so strong that it hurt your abdomen a little.
You pulled away from him, embarrassed and soaking wet but Minho was more than happy. He leaned back on his elbows and wiped his mouth with a smile, it had been a long time since he had the intimacy of good sex, let alone eating such an appetizing nice pussy like yours, he smiled as he was satisfied that he was still excellent in bed.
You looked at his naked body again, his hard cock was needy and sensitive and within seconds you were horny again. Minho grabbed you roughly by the face and kissed you heatedly. He pulled away from you and with his hand made a motion indicating you to turn around, confused you showed him your ass and put yourself in four.
Minho without thinking caressed your buttocks and then spanked you hard 5 times in a row, each stroke exalted you and made you moan pleasurably, your skin was burning with pain, you could predict that your ass was thus as red as your riotous cheeks.
Minho played with your pussy a little, reinserting his fingertips, you saw him take a condom and within seconds you felt the latex on the tip of his penis teasing your entrance. Until you felt him slowly insert half of his erection and then insert the rest all at once causing you to let out a soft cry. You arched your back again as you gently moved your ass, adjusting yourself to his massive cock, filling your insides.
âI'm going to fuck you hard, kitten.â
He murmured and without warning and without mercy he began to ram you bestially making the sound of his pelvis slapping your buttocks resonate along with the sounds of your wet and well lubricated cunt. You couldn't help but moan every time he was inside, you felt like you were going to swoon all over him, it felt so good for you as well as for him, finally, the adrenaline and desire to fuck someone who wasn't as vanilla as his ex-girlfriend, Minho always liked to fuck hard.
You were in paradise, you were wearing diamonds and he was abruptly pounding your insides. Minho was holding you by the hips but soon grabbed a fistful of your hair and pulled it, riding you wonderfully; his view was beautiful, he pulled his grip tighter and pressed you to his body, your back rubbing against his bare chest, you could feel his cock protruding from your lower belly, thrusting you hard. In one swift movement, he held you with his strong right arm whose naughty fingers pinched and stimulated your clit and with his left hand he began to gently choke you. He gasped from time to time in your ear âfuckâ over and over again. You both synchronized your climax and you felt the grip of his hand on your neck getting tighter and tighter until you couldn't breathe, you adored it, you loved how your body was fighting for oxygen but at the same time seeking the culmination of your pleasure, your heart beat faster and oxytocin shot out of your system and in desperation you placed your hands on his hand on your neck, you felt every vein exalted from his strong grip.
You thought you were going to pass out but it was only your shuddering second orgasm, Minho slowly released you and cum on the condom still inside you. You ended up exhausted, racing and with your limbs trembling.
You had never been fucked so well that you almost felt the need to tell him I love you so you could have him forever.
The next morning you woke up naked, still in his comfortable bed. When you opened your eyes you found Minho buttoning his shirt, he looked all tidy and was getting ready.
âAre you going somewhere on Sunday?â
You spoke, hoarse and still asleep.
Minho turned to see you and smiled, he thought you looked cute with your hair in disarray and your face a little puffy, but after a second he regretted it. He refused to feel anything for you other than just desire.
âYou have to go. The driver is outside.â
He told you coldly and walked out of his room, leaving you slightly heartbroken.
He was unbelievable.
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Iâve said this once and Iâll say it again: Iâm very glad I graduated before AI became a thing
My last year of college the whole âbuy a link to my photo for $2,000 fake real dollars!â thing was going around and there were a couple of guest speakers we had supporting them. One was very, very enthusiastic about them while the other was more of a, âeh, everyone is doing so thereâs no point in avoiding it.â
Drove me absolutely INSANE lol but those things died off in like 2 seconds, whereas AI⊠is definitely overstaying itâs welcome, and is definitely used more often by most people
I literally canât imagine how bad colleges are, especially when it comes to the art department, with AI right now đ
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Tim Drake deserves a vacation from WE, honestly i have no idea about business, but i don't think 95% of the fandom has any idea of what a CEO does either so it's okay. after almost 2 years as the CEO of WE, Tim can finally say that the company is at a point where there's nothing he needs to do and it will still thrive, so he finally decides to take a vacation, and since Bruce still hasn't moved a single step to return as CEO no matter how many times Tim implied, if not outright told him to take back the position, he decides to kill two birds with one stone and make Bruce take the position back, by publicly spending the biggest amount possible in this vacation.
But that's where the first issue appears, despite being rich since he was born, Tim never spent that much money needlessly, Brucie used to spend money on the models he was dating before he became known as a single father, but there's no way that Tim could trust some random models, and he has a boyfriend, so that's out.
But he does have very handsome/beautiful friends that can and have followed him to hell, so surely they wouldn't mind fake dating him and his bf, and who doesn't like spending money, so he called Kon, Bart and Cass to meet with Bernard and he explained his plan, they accepted it way easier than Tim thought and so the vacation began, Tim doubted Bruce last more than a day before taking the company back once the whole world saw Tim Drake on a vacation spending thousands of dollars on his 'harem'.
Two months later the plan failed successfully.
first things first, the vacation was great and it only took Tim 3 weeks before he realized he never told the others that the polycule was fake so they went in this vacation thinking that Tim just decided they should all date and didn't even argue because they're used to Tim being right about pretty much anything, the hardest sell was Bernard and even then it was really fast for him to accept once he saw them and when he saw how much they loved Tim, so by the end Tim was well rested and gained two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
Second thing, all of Tim's partners have rock solid morals*, so when Tim said he wanted them to spend thousands of dollars they all assumed Tim was offering to donate for their charities of choice, so by the end of the vacation Tim donated millions to charities, founded at least 10 new charities, began a 5-year plan to end world hunger, and was awarded a nobel Peace prize.
Third thing, Bruce did indeed try to take over two days into Tim's vacation, the board all laughed as if Brucie had said a funny joke, he played it off but Lucius called Alfred later, Bruce then realized that Tim is too loved by Gotham and WE for him to justify taking the company from him, besides that Tim made sure that the company was safe from takeover and bribes, so even if he wanted to there's no way for Bruce to buy the board members, the final nail on his coffin was that Alfred grounded him once he heard from Lucius, Bruce tried to argue that he was too old to be grounded so he was grounded for twice as long.
In the end despite still being CEO, Tim was happy and well rested, even if he's surprised that Bruce genuinely didn't want to be CEO anymore, he thought for sure Bruce would ask him for the position back.
meanwhile Bruce spent the entire 2 months he was grounded for playing mental 3d chess to plan on how to get the company back, but he didn't even consider asking Tim to be CEO again, so he just brooded the whole time.
Absolutely fabulous. My favorite part is how YJ doesn't even question Tim being all like, "Yeah. We should all date for one of my plans."
They heard that and figured dating each other and Bernard is probably in their best interests since Tim declared it so. Obviously. This is Tim.
They are also not opposed to it either. Again. This is Tim. They may not yet be sold on Bernard, but Tim's reassured them it's fine (Tim was trying to tell them that Bernard is okay with the fake dating and he's sure they would get along great). [It also doesn't help that Tim's reasonings were: "You're all very attractive and I trust you"]
The best part is that Tim reassured them five separate times that they do not have to go through with it. YJ and Bernard thought he was just trying to make sure everyone was on board with trying to date each other. Tim just didn't want anyone to be uncomfortable fake dating.
I would absolutely love to see how this goes down.
Bart, Kon, Cassie, and Bernard are all flirting with each other and Tim. Tim, meanwhile, is sitting there all like, "Wow! They are acting so well! I'm so glad I can count on my friends (and boyfriend)!"
He's an idiot (affectionate).
He's also an idiot cause they've had many many discussions on boundaries and such with him (they also had a few without him due to Tim being the original tie between YJ and Bernard).
The best part would be if Bernard and the others figure it out before Tim. This thus turns into everyone else trying woo Tim into the concept. Bernard, as the official boyfriend, leads the charge. They are also very very careful to check what Tim thinks about polyamory and his comfort levels.
Anyways, let's cover the other sections (I got a bit distracted).
I have no clue what a CEO does but, in my biased opinion, Tim definitely does way more than he's required to. All he needs to do is go to a few meetings, review paperwork, and make decisions regarding the direction of the company/investors. He loves the R&D and charity (not sure the official name) departments too much, though.
He does get involved in other departments as well. It's not his favorite task, but Tim reviews employee contracts when they renew and employee benefits to ensure employees are getting well-above what's considered "fair" or "legal" (4 month parental leave, paid guaranteed lunch breaks, Rogue insurance coverage, double national requirements for sicktime [this is Gotham], medical bills assistance, daycare options, etc). This is why WE loves him.
Tim doesn't want to work as a CEO, but he does love seeing how much he can help others through his civilian work (and learning that he doesn't need to be Robin to save people).
Bruce was laughed out of the office, and Mr. Fox (I love him so much. He deserves all of my respect) was justified in ratting him out to Alfred.
Maybe when Tim returns the two of them start working together so Bruce is more involved with his company (behind the scenes but not in a way that steps on Tim's toes or undermines his authority).
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"in case you were wondering, YES, it is her REAL computer (weird) (insane)" bro we knew that from the post. you made that clear. youre just upset nobody else found that weird lmfao
big gamble to come onto the objectum website and go "my friend is objectum. is she insane?" and expect support
WIbtA if I interfere with a friends relationship?? (I know this sounds bad)
I (18F) am in a friendgroup composed of several people, including Rae (19F). A few months ago, she started talking vaguely about a new "girlfriend" of her, Casey. I figure it's a joke considering her past relationships (she had a much different approach and most of her previous girlfriends she met through us) But I humor her anyway. Anyways one day late night in a VC she lets it slip to me that Casey isn't even a human. It's a computer. Now before she had reblogged posts about "the eroticism of the machine" but I assumed it was jokes. Or even just a weird fetish thing. But I feel like this takes it a step too far. I make a private GC with our other friends and ask them if they think it's weird as well, but they either don't believe me or say it's not hurting anyone. Which I guess it's not! But still! It's an inanimate object, what will she do once it breaks? If she starts talking about her "girlfriend" with family? If she gets an actual human girlfriend??? I'm just concerned and want to discuss it critically with her but considering the mixed response I've received before I'm pensive. AITA??
What are these acronyms?
#'i didnt want to hear her reasoning' wow sounds like you are a shitty friend!!! oh my gooood this harms literally no one#my friends openly know i like computers and shit lol#its kind of a joke#theyll rib me for it but its in the same way i rib them for their infatuations#literally no one cares and thats the way it should be. and my friends are like. normal people who barely use the internet#you suck anon. quit with the fake concern and just stop being friends with her#she and casey will be a lot happier without you#are you going to go tell monsterfuckers that theyre insane now too bc monsters arent real? bro we Know its weird#you should feel flattered she trusts you enough to tell you this. unfortunately it seems her trust was misplaced#and all your other friends find it fine? this sounds like a You problem. not a rae problem#this affects no one booooo learn to critically think. yta even more for the addition. did you even read the feedback youre getting#pull your head up of your own arse and buy some bimbo dollars
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false god â [p.jackson]
pairing: percy jackson x reader
wordcount: 1.3K
warnings: you have a creepy stalker
I run through the shopping centre, dodging stalls and seats and weaving through people. My breath is a little too shallow, my heart rate a little too quick. Iâm panicking.
Suddenly, I spot a boy with scruffy dark hair and a simple outfit of a blue hoodie and jeans. Heâs outside the bookstore, with what looks like a Greek mythology book in his hands.
Iâm not necessarily the best at judging peopleâs character, but he seems⊠moderately safe. Definitely safer than whatâs chasing me.
I dash up to the boy, grab his arm to get his attention.
âHi,â I gasp out, breathless. âUmââ
He looks confused, sea-green eyes flickering at me in question.
âCan you pretend to be my boyfriend for a sec?â I ask quickly.
The boy looks (somehow) even more confused now. âCan I⊠what now?â
âPlease?â I add desperately. âThereâs this creep following me around the mall, andââ
The boy doesnât wait to hear more. He grabs my hand confidently and laces his fingers through mine. He seems to notice that my hand is shaking and gives me a reassuring squeeze.
âSo, sweetheart,â he says, a little too loudly, pulling me deeper into the little bookstore. âWhat do you think of this Greek mythology book I was thinking of buying?â
Out of the corner of my eye, I spot the creep approaching us, getting closer and closer.
âOh, yes,â I say to the boy, and I realise I donât even know his name. âI love this one. I had it when I was little. Itâs great.â
âItâs not very accurate,â the boy mutters, his sea green eyes flitting over the story about Kronos and Zeus.
âHuh?â I forget whatâs happening for a second and laugh. âHow do you know itâs not accurate? Whatâyou know them personally?â
The boy doesnât reply, so I drop the subject.
âSo um,â I lower my voice. âThank you for doing this by the way.â
âOf course.â
âIâm Y/n.â My voice is still quiet.
âPercy. Percy Jackson.â
âItâs nice to meet you, Percy Percy Jackson,â I say playfully.
Percy rolls his eyes at me, but heâs got a stupid grin on his face. âHa, ha,â he says, sliding the Greek Mythology book back on the shelf. âSo, do you think heâs gone?â
I shrug. Heâs definitely not inside this small bookstore; I wouldâve seen him. But he might still be outside.
âAre you here alone?â Percy asks.
I nod. âYeah. Thatâs why Iâyou know.â
âYeah,â he says, his grip on my hand tightening a little, like a protective gesture. It somehow makes my heart flutter a little in my chest.
âDonât worry, he wonât hurt you.â Percy glances down at me, then starts to talk normally again. âYou hungry?â
I smile. âActually, yeah, a little.â
âAlright.â He pulls me along, our hands still entangled. Percy leads me to a pretty little cafe, all decorated in mint green. He pulls a chair out for me, and I sit. Once Percy has slid into the seat opposite, he flashes me a smile.
âYou see him anywhere?â
I glance behind me, and then shake my head. âMaybe heâs gone.â
âWeâll see.â Percy slides a menu over to me. âWhatcha want? Iâll go order.â
âUm, just a hot chocolate, and one of those cookies with the Smarties in them.â I dig around in my pocket, pulling out a ten-dollar note.
When I try to hand it to Percy, though, he gives me a look. âDude,â he says.
âWhat?â I ask, surprised.
âYou think Iâm seriously gonna let you pay? Dumbass.â He closes my fingers back over the money. âYouâre my fake girlfriend. Iâm paying.â
Before I can argue, or even comprehend what he just said, heâs out of his chair and heading to the counter to order.
When he comes back, he has a little, cheeky smile on his face.
I give him a look. âYou didnât have to do that, you know.â
Percy shrugs. âI wanted to. Donât argue.â
I roll my eyes. âOkay. Thank you.â
âNo problem.â He smiles. âSo. Tell me about my fake girlfriend.â
I laugh softly. âSheâs kind of boring, honestly. She likes to read, do crafts sometimes. Spends way too much time on her phone. Apparently attracts creeps.â
âShe sounds pretty cool to me,â Percy says, a grin on his face again.
âSometimes, yeah.â
âSo, can I ask you something?â
âYeah, of course.â My finger traces over the cracks in the wooden tabletop.
âWhat made you pick me?â
I glance up, his question surprising me. âWhat do you mean?â
âI mean, for the fake boyfriend thing.â Percy is a little flushed, clearly embarrassed by what heâs asking me. âThere are tons of boys around, and heck, girls too, I donât know what youâre into. What made you choose me?â
âOh.â Now Iâm a little flushed. âWell, honestly? You looked safe.â
That answer seems to surprise him in the best kind of way a person can be surprised. A shy smile grows on his face, and his sea green eyes get even prettier as they shine at me. âReally?â he asks. âI looked⊠safe?â
âYeah.â I shrug one shoulder. âI donât know how to explain it, really.â
Percyâs smile gets even wider. âYou know, thatâs pretty much the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.â
âOh.â Iâm surprised. âWell, Iâm glad. Itâs the truth. And you seem to be holding up that assumption so far.â
âI still seem safe?â
âMhm.â I nod my head.
Just then, the waitress brings our order over. She places a steaming mug of hot chocolate and a Smartie cookie in front of me, and the same in front of Percy. Once we thank her and she walks away, I grin at Percy.
âYou copied my order.â
âIt sounded good.â He shrugs. âBesides, canât drink coffee.â
âWhy not?â I tilt my head at him slightly.
He waves his hand in the air. âIâve got ADHD, it like, puts me to sleep or whatever. Makes me super tired.â
I smile. âHey, thatâs the exact same for me. I literally have to drink coffee before bed.â
Percy laughs. âCool. I thought I was the only one.â
I smile, breaking off a piece of the cookie and popping it in my mouth. âI hope I didnât ruin any of your plans when I pulled you into this, by the way?â
He raises an eyebrow, a marshmallow in his mouth. âHuh? Plans?â
I shrug. âLike, I dunno. Were you shopping with someone? Meeting up with your girlfriend?â
Percy laughs, and almost chokes on his marshmallow. âGods, no. I was shopping alone. I donât have a girlfriend.â He then seems to recover his wits and adds, with a cheeky smile: âExcept you, of course.â
I roll my eyes playfully. âYeah, okay. Thatâs good. I worried for a second there I messed up your shopping or something.â
âNot at all,â Percy assures me. âAnd hey, after we finish eating, Iâll give you a lift home, just to be completely safe.â
âThank you, Percy, I really appreciate it.â
âCourse, sweetheart,â he says easily, popping another marshmallow in his mouth.
âHey!â I protest. âThat was my one!â
âMy bad,â he says, his voice muffled and his mouth still full.
I want to roll my eyes, but I just kind of smile.
âThis is kind of fun,â Percy says. âToo bad itâs fake.â
I give him a slightly confused look. âWhat?â
âThis.â He gestures between the two of us. âKind wish you werenât my fake girlfriend.â
I blink. âYouâhuh?â
âGods, how obvious do I have to be?â Percy teases. âY/n, will you go on a real date with me sometime?â
I flush, then smile. âIâd love to.â
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how to shoplift (and see free movies)
If you like this, I'll make a super simple piracy tutorial.
Movies are simple. Purchase one ticket, and when your movie ends, just walk into another theater room.
Gas stations and dollar stores are weird because you're very visible. It really depends how much of a fuck the staff gives.
Bring company or a phone. You look like more of a normal shopper when your mom, partner, or friend is talking to you about salami. You can either wander and circle back or stay near them and "body conceal" â use their body to block your concealment of your item.
Know your store and the staff. Know camera placements. Know blind spots. My method? Pretend to browse, pick an item, hide it behind my phone or clothes I'm holding, and/or circle a shelf or aisle and slip it into my sleeve. If it's too big for my sleeve, hide it behind my phone and put my phone in my purse.
Let them see you with the targeted item as little as possible. Don't look worthy of attention. Don't seem super interested in the item you intend to take. Act fascinated by something else and then act dismissive and put it back. Misdirection.
DO NOT look like yourself (depends a bit on the store and it's target consumers, really). Generally, no subculture. Act like you can afford what you're looking at. Dress like a prep. Don't look like an anarchist or goth or grunge fan. Undercover loss prevention, sales associates, and cameras will target you if you look needy or alternative.
RFIDS EXIST. These are radio signal stickers that make the towers at the doors beep! You can buy deactivators online. You can also conceal on person or in bags and "casually" head to the bathroom or dressing room (hiding items in clothes you're going to try on is a good move) and remove packages. THIS WILL ALERT THE STORE THAT THEFT IS OCCURRING: DO IT CAREFULLY AND SPARINGLY, AND TRY TO HIDE THE PACKAGES YOU HAVE DISCARDED. DON'T LET THEM CONNECT THEM TO YOU. LET THEM SEE YOU WITH THE ITEM AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE. YOU MUST BE DIFFICULT TO IDENTIFY AS A SUSPECT.
You can search for RFIDS by examining items as if checking the product details. Don't get greedy. If it's too hard to conceal or remove the RFID or packaging, DON'T TAKE IT. Some other store will have something easier and similar.
On-body concealment is best. In your underwear, down your pants, in your pockets. If you ever get stopped, they usually search your bag. This is also why it is important to, if you place items in your bag, to remove the packaging â there's no proof you stole it unless you're on camera.
Be calm. Act normal. Smile at associates. Pretend you're shopping normally.
BE IN AND OUT AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. BE FORGETTABLE. Busy seasons are great for this. Staff that don't care are great for this.
Hold your purse open by leaving one strap further up your arm and the other near your wrist. This avoids having to fight with it to insert items when concealing with your phone.
Many people "fake" by concealing items behind another, crouching to inspect items on low shelves, and dropping their real target into their boots, up their sleeves, or into their purses (which you can sit on the ground.) Just be aware of cameras.
It is suspicious to carry 8 items and suddenly not have them. It is less suspicious to put many of them back and swiftly conceal the real one you wanted.
Do not repeatedly go to stores. Give it time. Get new haircuts. If with company, let them pay. Being a "tag-along" makes you more invisible.
MAKE-UP AND ELECTRONICS HAVE HIGH SURVEILLANCE. I lift cosmetics either when I'm off the radar or have been carrying something small up my sleeve or in my hand around the store for a long time while shopping normally. Then I make it disappear.
Do not get greedy and overfill your bag. Do not shove things down your pants in the open store area (dressing rooms and bathrooms only) unless you KNOW YOU ARE IN A BLINDSPOT AND NOT BEING STALKED BY LOSS PREVENTION.
Don't stare at cameras or have shifty eyes. Don't seem nervous. You're just a normal shopper. Or that's your persona, anyway. To observe cameras, look out of your peripheral, or SCOPE THE STORE.
WHEN YOU LEAVE: Walk out with a crowd so they don't know who beeped. Talk to your friend. Be on a phone call. KEEP. WALKING.
Generally, this is all "magic trick" misdirection and using normal actions and behavior to not look like a shoplifter.
STORES WILL CASE BUILD. Most theft is a misdemeanor. They CAN log your crimes until you have reached a felony level.
Feel free to do new makeup, new outfits, new wigs, take new friends.
NOT ALL STORES ARE THE SAME. Sephora or Ulta puts RFIDS INSIDE PALETTES. BE CAREFUL.
Start super small. Take things that won't get you in trouble if you get caught. Practice staying calm. Don't linger in stores.
If at a mall, drop lifted items into bags from another stores. It's not weird to have bags from other stores in malls. Throw your reciepts away or do not accept them from cashiers.
KNOW YOUR AREA. Impoverished areas have higher security. Rich ones, not so much. Walmart? Tons of cameras. Hobby Lobby? .....weirdly easy.
Check state laws and store policies.
I do not care about the "moral code of lifting". Thrift stores, flea markets, and small business are incredibly easy to steal from. Sue me. I'm fucking broke and disabled. Don't feel comfortable doing that? Then don't.
To steal clothes: Wear baggy ones, sneak extras into dressing rooms (if they counted correctly, don't do this), de-tag in the dressing room, and wear the lifted garment underneath your normal clothes.
This is all about looking like an upstanding citizen, misdrection, never being a suspect, and bewaring RFIDs.
And remember: if you get caught, deny, deny, deny! Crocodile tears if you must! This works best when you're a kid, it's a first offense, you mention how difficult things are at home or with parents, and if the police are more merciful. This also helps if you're white. Especially a white girl. Unfair and fucked up, but it is what it is. POC, be careful.
IF YOU ARE A MINOR IN THE UNITED STATES: YOUR RECORD WILL BE WIPED WHEN YOU ARE THE AGE OF MAJORITY. AFTER YOU ARE AN ADULT, IT REMAINS. Be extra careful. It costs money to expunge these things.
And most of all...
Getting greedy is how you get caught.
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