#But the hawks suck even at THAT
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Also I've been doing some reading abt online communication (...job hunts suck man) and part of it is creating trust in and affinity for the brand and lmao (lamenting my ass off) I feel so bad for the Hawks socials ppl rn because all of that is really just GONE isn't it 😅
#Like I know teams are like companies#But the hawks suck even at THAT#What are they DOING#I hope they DON'T get bedard at this point bec like the kid is just gonna waste his potential#anyway yeah I just am meant to read abt SEO cause I don't want to work in IT or finance
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I found the sketchbook with some of the og drawings of the fusion au waowwww
#dawgggg 2020 habs art sucked let's all make fun of them#there's also a lot of dabi and hawks in here but those drawings are actually so ugly it's not even funny I can't show them to you#fusion au
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A pair of birds of prey for days 15 and 16 of @hermitadaymay !!! Definitely not a day and a half (?) late
#my art#Hermitaday#hermitadaymay#hermitadaymay2024#hermit-a-day may#Hermit-a-day may 2024#Hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#falsesymmetry#falsesymmetry fanart#welsknight#welsknight gaming#welsknight fanart#WHY DID I DECIDE TO DRAW THE STUPIDEST POSE FOR FALSE AND ARMOR FOR WELS AND WINGS FOR THEM BOTH ALL IN ONE DRAWING…#These cunts have six total hours tracked on them… I didn’t even do a background because they took so long…#and thats not even counting looking for armor and feather references like this took two straight days#I’m very proud of it though#anyways they’re NOT related I was in the middle of drawing and realized they looked uncannily alike. So I made the wise decision to give-#-Wels the same mole I give False and the same little lower lash because they’re nose and eye shapes already matched#they’re not siblings (shown by one of them not even being an actual raptor bird) but they do look uncannily similar#and I’ve decided now that my False and Wels like to just lie to people and say they’re twins for fun.#They both have fucked up doppelgängers they would find it funny.#anyways False is a red tailed hawk (specifically a dark morph)#and Wels is a peregrine falcon#armor is so hard to draw guys never draw armor it SUCKS. I did get to have Laois Dunmeshi Touden on my screen for reference the whole time-#-I was drawing Wels though so it’s not all bad#still baffled I draw the human body part of that pose for false so easily though. Fully believe I was possessed by one of the Greek muses-#-or something because I do not know enough about anatomy to have that shit memorized but it looked normal when I looked at it so. Shrugs#anyways YES i will get to Etho tomorrow… I may just draw him WITH Joe because I wanna draw him but I don’t wanna think about posing two-#-difference pieces… though then I’d have to pose them together… but the appeal of putting a Kakashi cosplayer and a muppet next to each-
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he… he was born to be a hero and became a villain… he was born to be a villain and became a hero… no one asked them what they wanted… they don’t even know what they want they don’t even know who they ARE…. they bring out the worst in each other…. they can only be honest with each other and they hate it love it hate it destroy it in the end…. they ruin each others lives…. they don’t regret each other…. if you even care…. I’m gonna apass out
#WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME????#HELLA WHYYYYY#I swear this is cruel and unusual punishment#you can’t take your talented brain and invest it into dabihawks and pull out the most beautifully tragic words for them#YOU CANT MAKE MY HEART WANT TO CHAIN SMOKE#MY HEART IS CHAINSMOKING#WHY WHY WHYBWHYYYY#Wait why am I thinking you write a MHA fic???#I’m going to go to your ao3 and find out#Hella why do you want me to suffer with you???#I’m trying so hard not to get sucked into their bullshi#But I can’t stop thinking about them now#Seriously the way hawks respond to things with wit and a smile even though his sense of justice is more fucked than even dabi#Dabi sees the injustices in the justice system and he wants to burn it to the ground#& hawks is over here like ‘just not the wings man’#fire is good fire is bad fire is good fire is bad#Hot is good hot is bad hot is soooo good but it’s sooooo bad#Damn it hella stop it#STOP IT#Is is bad to say I do like endeavor?#Are people going to throw shit at me from the back!?#I love myself a flawed character with a fucked up sense of judgement and I’m also a sucker for that character realizing that they fucked up#& then trying to make amends because it’s not too late but it is too late hunny nothing will never be the same as it was and even when it w#It was fucked I mean come on man shotos crying in the dojo because you hurt mommy while touya is imploding in the forest and now they’re#Battling it out for your love while also seemingly rejecting it because they don’t need to be loved (but they need to be loved so badly)#SOMEONE LOVE HAWKS DAMN IT#Haha I love hawks though he’s like welll shit I kind of forgot about my mom I hope she got out ok and Dabi didn’t murder her oh well#Shit happens wow this is a nice apartment maybe I’ll sublease this thing#Make back some of the money she made SELLING ME TO THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT#*deep breath* I’m getting rambling over here
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i love and miss goofy dabihawks . mid fight in a less extreme hero/villains universe hawks making a reference to a cartoon he used to watch and dabi's like 'Okay pause i swear no one else watched that show but ME. name three characters from it?'
and hawks is like (sheathes feather blade) 'Listen the fuck up bastard.'
hawks: (enraged) u burnt that entire street down and now ur expecting me to NAME CHARACTERS from MAJ-I-NATION to PROVE im a REAL FAN??? IT WASNT EVEN GOOD
dabi: (didnt like it either) (obstinate) it deserved an oscar
hawks: THE ENTIRE STREET, DABI
dabi: ur always nagging me go nag compress its all his fault
hawks: oh with the secret fire quirk he's been hiding all along?
dabi: dont be so crabby. HE said this street looked burnable
hawks: and ofc u went 'ill hop to it!' instead of using your CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS!!!!!
dabi: (mad) i dont hop
hawks: (handcuffs him) touya todoroki you are under arrest. you have the right to remain silent. anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. you have the right to an attorney. if you cannot afford—
dabi: YOU PISS ME OFF, TAKAMI
hawks: (relentless) —an attorney, one will be provided for you. do you understand the rights i have just read to you?
dabi: (sullen) no read them again
hawks: touya t—
#dabihawks#dabi#hawks#touya todoroki#keigo takami#dabis like ur not even reading them u have them memorized hawks pulls his hair WHOS FAULT IS THAT#dabi: (resentful) the commission. theyre why ur a hero. we cldve had it all#hawks impassively: so ur saying if it wasnt for the hsc i'd be .. a villain#dabi: (crying) stop getting so mad at me i'm handcuffed and i'm the true victim here#'ur always bullying me'#'i hope the food in prison sucks balls'#(threatening) 'the second i break out i'm coming to get you'
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"-the real end for me was Ostagar. What about you, Carver? You were there. Do you feel something similar?"
"No."
"All right, then. Bit of a tit, your brother."
Yes, Aveline, Carver's a tit because he doesn't feel the same way as you do about Ostagar and being forced to flee his homeland, nor does he want to casually discuss the trauma of it in the middle of the barracks with you. Right, he's definitely the ass here 😑
#da2#dragon age 2#dragon age#carver hawke#aveline vallen#i have so much beef with aveline it's no longer funny it's just maddening#especially when it comes to her and carver like don't even get me started on the whole guard application thing okay i *will* scream#it's not wonder carver doesn't like talking to most of the other companions or why he comes off so hostile when they talk to him#he gave aveline a simple answer and she's just like 'hey hawke your brother's a bit of a tit' like what did he do to you???#and it sucks because aveline's literally the only other person carver could relate to about ostagar but she's so... Like That y'know?#i need a dedicated 'defend carver' button that hawke can hit at all times because there are so few opportunities to do so#and yeah i know carver can be an ass but that's my brother okay
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so uhm i'm in the endgame portion of DA2 and...i hate it. Half of the the companions have left me, i feel bad, fucking anders is aaaa-
i could finish it tonight but i'm literally crying because of how awful this is, so i decided to stop. I'm between like...actually finishing the game or deleting this save and starting over more carefully. The only thing that's stopping me from doing the latter is that i've already come so far but goddamn this is not how i had wished to finish this game...
#like#the problem is this whole time my party has bassically been hawke anders varric and fenris#but now one of them left and the other i murdered#so i'm going into these final battles with characters i barely even had in my party so it's like...it just sucks#i really don't know what to do#i don't want to restart but it's what my heart wants#poppy plays da2#like is it insane if i do that? if i restart the whole damn thing because i'm not enjoying this ending and it's making me upset?#or is this normal?
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arms.
#ey are meant to be a dwarf with elf ears#grrr#whatever#here is my half-elf half-DWARF rook lord of fortune a ss bitch#in another world ey would be 80% purple hawke 19% red hawke and 1% blue#chaotic murder loving sentimental ass bitch#dai: farryn laidir#farryn laidir pt#insight: farryn laidir#da4#da4 spoilers#iwill say tho i didnt get to do my og plan of dwarf with elf ears i am glad i got to do short elf with beefy arms#it wouldve sucked if i couldnt play out my vision ...even if rook's personality is ....#too ....nice. for farryn
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WIP for an Dragon Age AU thing. I have no idea when I'm going to finish this, but I low key wrote a fic about it, so...
The only thing I got out of Veilguard is frustration and AU brainrot. If the writers are going to do stupid shit to the lore, then I'm allowed to go wild with it too and have Hawke, Sten and DA2's Arishok stand in for Rook, because they would bring some much needed drama and character to the role. We are all suck in this mess, but we do it in an entertaining manner.
#they bring their allies and friends and there's no reason to flatten and sanitize the world#bc they kinda suck so the world is allowed to kinda suck too. they will figure it out#so purple Hawke is the Knight#Sten is the Rook#and the Arishok is the Bishop#Arishok gets to wear green and gets a halla pin bc he's been spending these last 10 years exiled with a Dalish clan#he smokes a pipe and is low key pen pals with Merrill. if you consider writing essays at each other to argue philosophy and ethics that#functions as quartermaster/diplomat and won't get out of base for anything less exciting than a dragon. he has standards#he can also be coaxed out to deal with the First Warden bc he doesn't trust an unsupervised Hawke around figures of authority#Sten has been released from his role as Arishok after the Ariqun's scheming set the Antaam off so his worldview is still shaken#he went back to Ferelden to join the HoF but there are weird darkspawn movements there so HoF lent him to Hawke hoping he'd be safer there#a blight is no place for someone working through a crisis of faith#he wears traveling clothes but kept his weapon so it still has that arishok-red wrapping#he liked being beresaad so he can be something like that again. survey this mess and find all the enemy weak spots and supply lines#pets all the cats. argues the merits of having something sweet with every major meal with Lucanis#purple Hawke is the main stand in for the player character so he gets to be all... Hawke at Solas#he comes attached with Fenris. for good or ill#Solas won't even know what hit him#could I write an entire fic with the premise? sure. do I want to expend that kind of energy on Veilguard? hell no
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For reasons I just categorised all of Rob Liefeld’s DC work, and it generally falls into 3ish categories:
1. Hawk & Dove (1988 mini, 2011 run, TT v3 27-28)
2. I think Rob was contracted for a year of work but we cancelled H&D, give him Deathstroke for 5 issues (2012)
3. Spot work on mass art situations in the late 80s (Secret Origins, Who’s Who)
3 ish. Rob seems to be a friend of Jeph Loeb and gets asked by Loeb to help out on occasion (back up story of Orion 8, multi artist issue in Superman 165 for Christmas 2000, and Superman/Batman 26, aka the Sam Loeb memorial issue where everyone in existence close to the family got given a couple of pages)
I think whoever offered Rob Liefeld a year of comics work with n52 has rocks in their head, but this was in no way the worst decision anyone made during n52.
#gosh it must suck to be a Hawk & Dove fan in DC#Having Liefeld as a go to artist for your faves?#even before you know. Monarch.
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y'all seriously overestimating just how much solavellan will even matter. you know the romance in DAI was a single cutscene right? where he dumps you lol. comparatively the least content by far. and this game isn't about the inquisitor. yes it's about Solas but he may or may not have this relationship with last game's player character so, it isn't going to be given center stage. I get being annoyed with the obnoxious chronically fandom-pilled online teenagers and Disney adults, but they do this bullshit in every single space they take up. just ignore them and the rage inducing algorithms of modern social media
instead of being pissed off that one of only two vital choices is whether the Inquisitor said to redeem or stop Solas, how about be pissed off that that decision presumably is what is going to colour your Inquisitor's personality, which now I am left to assume is one of two (.5 for romanced) people, the "redeem" version being you talk soberly about Solas and say shit like "I feel responsible for him... I wish I could convince him to change his mind... He is a good person doing bad things... So sad..." and the "stop" version being you talk aggressively about Solas and say shit like "I feel slighted by him... I wish I had never allowed him access to such resources... He is a bad person doing bad things... So callous..." Like can we instead please be angry that they don't care about respecting the individuality of our different game experiences? This is not about Solas. And this is not about solavellan. It's about apparently the only thing mattering being a check in the box, when the actual experience of this *role playing game* is not universal. Not every inquisitor is going to feel about or respond to Solas in the same ways, even within the confines of solavellan, even within "stop" or "redeem". Like, I have lavellans that romanced him and would treat him kindly, I have some that would treat him bitterly, some that would treat him angrily, some that forgive and some that are furious. Do I get to experience these different possibilities? Apparently not. And it has nothing to do with solavellan. That being a part of the story is not the reason they've limited the flavours here to either one or the other. We shitting on Solas/solavellan now just bc of the most obnoxious voices you could possibly imagine? Ok cool
#i guarantee you it will yet again be like three differences in dialogue. if you were with him for trespasser you had one extra wheel and#and a different animation for him removing the magic. you got: a slight variation to the content within extremely reasonable#parameters for 'talk to go either in negative approval positive approval or a romance path'. like. what do you think is really gonna happen#you honestly believe theres gonna be Inquisitor content and then +150% more if you're a solavallen ???? be serious.#it would SHOCK me if we even got an additional cutscene with the man. i am going into this with the reasonable assumption#that it will be handled much like trespasser. and you again. get slightly different dialogue in like two segments of the conversation#me not being able to select my Inquisitor's dialogue in a scene feels to me that theyre not gonna touch much. they barely said shit w Hawke#who had completed story arcs....the solavellan thread was not tied up so leaving that up to auto dialogue feels insane to me#i have to fuckin wonder man. some of yall seem to think we're gonna have to running around as inquisitor and talking to ppl as inquisitor#this whole damn time. and in no way has any marketing given this impression for any second. the opposite in fact. the inquisitor is gonna be#a fuckin statue in the lighthouse ok#you'll probably have your intro couple of dialogue trees exactly like when hawke shows up at skyhold#and then they just chill there and go “solas sucks” when you pester them if they went Stop or go “solas needs help” for Save#until the climax when he finally busts out thr fade and you're gonna go have your big final fights and decide his fate#then they'll be like “im also here btw” and here if theyre solavellan they'll be like “solas it's our last night on earth can we smooch” and#if you've been getting the Solas is Fine Actually ending they walk off. and then the next day you have the same boss fight you always would#like come the fuck on i mean yall. dude inquisition is RIGHT there. and they did FUCK ALL with hawke!!!! inquisitor is not going to matter#so can we just. shut tf up? why are Solas fans the ones putting this bullshit all over my dashboard. like. just ignore the fuckin assholes.
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adult female red tailed hawk we saw while trapping! I went out with my sponsor and his old sponsor to find a bird for him (my sponsor has a bird already) and when we came up empty handed I got to watch some manning and training of my sponsor's bird.
(later that evening, of course, a passage female lands across from my sponsor's house and he does manage to trap it for his sponsor, so a bird was indeed found, but I missed it :( )
#talking#hawking talking#falconry#my brain is 95% birds rn#i am SO hyped for this season even if yeah it does suck my situation didnt pan out and no bird 4 me
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Who fucking runs the Thrashers twitter account
#this sucks for connor and his mom#like funny on perrys part#but not for them#because even if its not true the hawks have done nothing to stifle ot#Corey perry#Connor bedard
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YES leandra is a bad mother but also she is the child of a worse one so like.
#nonsense.#sometimes the way ppl talk abt her is like........u are being very aggressive abt this woman#which i get bad moms bring up all sorts of feelings#but i rly do think shes so complex and interesting#i love the ways she sucks. i love how much she loves her kids#i love how ever ounce of blame she heaps on hawke is very clearly#just her trying not to blame herself#and it doesnt even work#she was raised to be a bauble and then abandoned the moment she wasnt#i must say i love a well-meaning but bad mom in media. pink diamond this ones for u
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#why do you hate me???#why do you not only take my word count and rub my face in it#BUT YOU USE MY BLORBOS TO DO IT?!?!#I hate you thotty#I made that gif just for you#because you MISCALCULATED#I like hawks 1000x more than Bakugo. even though I do still love me some Bakugo haha#I have a thing for angry flawed characters ok?!#*hugs Bakugo and jet*#except hawks he isn’t flawed he’s perfect sucks to suck everyone who isn’t hawks#ANYWAYYYYY I think I’ll be at a million in like 3 chapters ugh#UGH#UEGFUWBUCIQJEBXHA *rubs face of phone screen*#if I was being really clever I could have put a lemillion gif instead#GET IT#LE MILLION!!?? haha no you don’t because you’ve never watch MHA#so Ha thotty HAAA#I’m sorry I’m such a bully no wonder I like Bakugo and jet ugh haha#zukos not far off from being a bully either though haha#kicking in peoples doors searching for the avatar telling Jee and his crew he doesn’t give a fuck about their safety haha#ok sorry I’m done#tag ramble over#enjoy my gif thotty IT IS JUST FOR YOUUUUU#LIAB#thotty tag#thotty with a bitty#thotty I love you obviously which is why I’m mean to you#MWAH MWAH
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ladyhawke (foth or sharpe)??? 👀👀👀
EXCITING DOUBLE BIRD EVENT! and here we get the fun time of describing the Difference between the sharpe and foth ladyhawke stories, and also why the sharpe one has been so much easier to write.
so the film Ladyhawke, in which both these stories are based, is about a curse placed on a pair of semi-star-crossed lovers, involving day-night animal transformations that don't overlap with the other half of the duo. but a lot of Ladyhawke's humor and charm proves to come from the fact that it's told from an outside perspective — a silly fellow with a penchant for theft, prison breaks, and general mischief. and thus, it's a much smoother journey to allow the Chosen Men to scamper about low-fantasy vaguely-medievalpunk au-Spain...
“We ain’t deserters,” said Cooper, offended, and set his jaw. “We was on a mission.” “It wasn’t really a mission, you know that perfectly well,” interrupted Harris, shoving his way forward. “But it was important we found the Major! …more important than that fool’s job we were s’posed to be working on, anyway,” admitted Cooper, refusing to show any fault on his part. Sharpe stared at him in mixed confusion and dismay, and Harris determined that he’d speak his piece more fully this time. “Well, you see, it was that you up and vanished, and so we figured that we ought to go and find you.” “And it’d be helpful, wouldn’t it, if we did!” put in Perkins. “We didn’t mean to be gone long,” said Hagman, the only one out of the four of them to display even a smidgen of guilt. “And we wouldn’t have been, if he hadn’t—“ “—if you hadn’t broken into the—“ “—well, you’re the one who—“ “—you and your damned rum—“ “…and that’s how we went and got ourselves arrested,” finished Harris, as if Sharpe had been able to determine the slightest through-line of truth in the cacophony of conflicting stories. “But we got out again, as you see.” The four Chosen Men, the last remnants of Richard Sharpe’s final command, looked at their officer proudly, quite as if they expected to be congratulated for their unexcused jaunt off from the army and their trip in through one side of a prison and out the other.
...than to take that whole journey through the soggy and sorrowful perspectives of Keith 'frequently is a cat against his will' Windham and Ewen 'really would not like to be an eagle anymore' Cameron...
The next day dawns misty and damp, a clinging curtain of fog folding itself around the two travelers. The sick, dizzy feeling that comes with transformation takes far longer to leave than is typical, and so he remains prone beneath the overhang of rock as his cramped muscles slowly ease. He had cared little for where he fell as the morning’s shift took him off his feet, sprawling to lie on his side with one hand fallen in the now-cold ashes of the previous night’s fire. Despite the scrap of shelter provided by the outcropping of stone, the thick wetness of the air has already seeped into Keith’s hair and clothes, and as a tendril of wind brushes across his back, he finds himself shivering enough to set his already-strained body to aching. “If this is summer, Ardroy…” he mutters, knowing that his words will be neither finished nor heard. The mere suggestion he has put forth inspires a wholly new fear in him — where shall each of them be come winter, and will the curse still bind them together when the seasons have made their turn? Keith laughs cheerlessly, stretches out a hand to feel the rain against his palm. Damn this country, damn this war, damn whatever fate had been cruel-handed enough to serve him so poorly…. Catching his words close again, he stops himself before he can finish. One thing at least, he cannot curse, and that is Ewen Cameron.
...so yeah! you see the tonal shift between these two.
#em writes stuff#em is posting about sharpe#heronposting#original flavor ladyhawke is red-tailed hawk and wolf but I've opted for a little difference in these while keeping the bird/ground predato#dichotomy... golden eagle (ewen) and wildcat (keith) and then kestrel (teresa) and carpathian lynx (sharpe)#the thing that my fundamental read on sharpe (and consequently much of my fic) is that the most important part is Cheeky Bants with the Lad#and if you are not doing that then really where is the fun?#and you know that I am here for the fun after all!#also a fun note on the sharpe-ladyhawke setting is that it is 'discworld-like fantasy' - sort of ambiguous time and tech!#they do have guns (which are less a thing in discworld) but it's still a fun aesthetical mix-around even so!#foth-ladyhawke setting is just. regular foth but there are witches in the military now. and it sucks for all involved.
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