#dabi: (resentful) the commission. theyre why ur a hero. we cldve had it all

[caandlelit]

i love and miss goofy dabihawks . mid fight in a less extreme hero/villains universe hawks making a reference to a cartoon he used to watch and dabi's like 'Okay pause i swear no one else watched that show but ME. name three characters from it?'

and hawks is like (sheathes feather blade) 'Listen the fuck up bastard.'

hawks: (enraged) u burnt that entire street down and now ur expecting me to NAME CHARACTERS from MAJ-I-NATION to PROVE im a REAL FAN??? IT WASNT EVEN GOOD

dabi: (didnt like it either) (obstinate) it deserved an oscar

hawks: THE ENTIRE STREET, DABI

dabi: ur always nagging me go nag compress its all his fault

hawks: oh with the secret fire quirk he's been hiding all along?

dabi: dont be so crabby. HE said this street looked burnable

hawks: and ofc u went 'ill hop to it!' instead of using your CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS!!!!!

dabi: (mad) i dont hop

hawks: (handcuffs him) touya todoroki you are under arrest. you have the right to remain silent. anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. you have the right to an attorney. if you cannot afford—

dabi: YOU PISS ME OFF, TAKAMI

hawks: (relentless) —an attorney, one will be provided for you. do you understand the rights i have just read to you?

dabi: (sullen) no read them again

hawks: touya t—