#But it works either way
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vampirehunterdzine · 5 months ago
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hope you've got your dose of vitamin D for the day :)
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alfieeespams · 1 year ago
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Danceydance
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disconox · 1 year ago
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phosphoresccent · 2 months ago
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r/askreddit: how would you know if you were a clone? r/explainlikeimfive: whats a master clone? why does it have to be an original? r/relationshipadvice: my best friend is pulling away from me and i don't understand why. r/AMA: i've been in love with my best friend for 20 years, AMA
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beholdthemem · 1 month ago
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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
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fly-chicken · 3 months ago
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A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU
***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***
Blacked out part is my name.
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I’m not going to let this make me give up. It’s disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too
AND
I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.
And I won’t let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.
A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am
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aimasup · 1 month ago
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It's 4am and I can't get this out of my head
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krysmcscience · 5 months ago
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
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Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago
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Gregory knows he looks LIKE HIM in FNAF..
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artzy-ari · 3 months ago
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Man i love sonadow fanfiction
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ruushes · 10 months ago
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every time i draw them being cute together i have to also draw them being deeply irritating to maintain perspective and universal balance
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delicourse · 14 days ago
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Snake Year
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pricetagged · 14 days ago
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This is so niche, so so niche, but has anyone ever heard of the 'pedal pump/car stuck girls' kink where men pay for videos of women who have car trouble?
Anyway, that's Price. I will not be taking questions.
I will, however, elaborate. The first time he sees one, it has him clenching his knuckles and sucking in through his teeth. Pretty girl flooding her engine and gazing dolefully at her dash camera, eyebrows pinched and confused. Soon, he falls down the rabbit hole.
Eventually, he settles on one creator. A smaller one, unassuming. Her footage isn't well-produced and edited. She's not made-up and plucked and preened. She looks like any of the women he drives past on the street. She's perfect—
He subscribes. Clicks on the VIP package which offers the opportunity to chat and send requests.
[27.12.24]
>>JP141CE: That blue dress is beautiful on you. Wear it in the next video.
[13.01.25]
>>JP141CE: You need to adjust your seat angle. Gonna give yourself an injury if you make a hard stop.
[24.01.25]
>>JP141CE: Take the camera out of the car, sweetheart. Let us see you pop the hood and try to fix it.
Your camera work is shaky with you clamouring out and edging around the door. But if he pauses at just the right frame—
There. Your license plate.
Got you.
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space-bowl · 9 months ago
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Unconditional love.
Based on this meme, shoutout to whoever made it (I saved it a while ago so if you see this and it's you, please let me know!):
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devilhazze · 25 days ago
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I cant believe it. PureLily divorce.
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chiptrillino · 1 year ago
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Trick or treat ! 🎃
TREAT!
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Well just a wip so maybe a treat?
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