#But first... brush your teeth
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But first... brush your teeth
by 2Larry_Stylinson2
Harry and Louis have finally moved in together and after months of Louis refusing to to fuck his boyfriend, they finally have their first time in their own bed.
Words: 8948, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 5 of Truth or Dare smut scenes
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
Additional Tags: Smut, First Time, Rimming, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Top Louis Tomlinson, Bottom Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson Calls Harry Styles Pet Names, Daddy Kink, Name Calling, Overstimulation
via AO3 works tagged 'Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson' https://ift.tt/43i91vM
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Pls draw kinito having a silly bubble bath ty <3 - anomalocaris
waiter waiter, more bubbles please!
#mine#kinitopet#not sure how to draw bubbles.. my apolocheese.#ive been brushing my teeth in the shower for years and ppl tell me its weird but it helps so much when i cant take care of myself#one less task. Smiles. i will pass the knowledge through the axolotl#also thank you for your req :) my first ask And oh its lovely. Bubble bath kinito makes me so happy . your brain is great
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imagine growing up in the order of st dumas and as a kid youre told that if you dont brush your teeth azrael is going to kill you and then azrael in question is some geeky loser
#geeky loser that doesnt brush his teeth either#lilhy and karl experience#or youre told that if you disobey the st dumas himself will come after you but then he actually does as a hallucination#st dumas came after ludovic for kissing a woman If lilhy wants st dumas to speak to her maybe she should try it out too#womean arent allowed to hallucinate st dumas in this order#i wish lilhys development was different because idont even mind her being a villain but it isnt developed in a meaningful way#brian just says once in a while “something is wrong with lilhy... shes changed!!!” we are told well shes evil now and thats it#she doesnt do anything and if she does its so vague and pointless she seems to do ok actually living her best life after all#do you ever think about how normal people perceive jp/az as just jp and people from the order think of them as azrael first
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my medication: take with a full glass of water first thing in the morning a full 1/2 hour before eating :)
me, dry swallowing my pill in between mouthfuls of granola bar on my way to work: interesting suggestion. however,
#listen when i stumble out of bed i'm not thinking about anything i'm going to pee and mechanically brush my teeth while my system boots up#i'm not even fully awake for the first like 20 minutes#and by the time i achieve actual consciousness i'm HUNGRY#what's a shmuck like me supposed to do? starve????#also a full glass of water on an empty stomach hurts i hate that shit#DON'T TAMPER WITH YOUR MEDICINE THO this is not about an ssri or anything that can severely fuck you up if not taken properly#my understanding with mine is it just won't absorb as effectively which isn't ideal if you do it all the time#i usually remember it's just funny to me when i don't#mar 2024
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assorted rainworld memes i've done
#eyestrain#these are all months apart so the art style is inconsistent .#rw artificer#rw rivulet#rw nsh#no significant harassment#rw hunter#rw gourmand#rw five pebbles#the first one is for a joke au i started but never really elaborated on or shared anywhere so. yeah#i can't animate BUT i can draw stills of caramelldansen SO ! win#if you've seen all my posts . i'm just randomly posting rw art i've been drawing since i first learned abt rw iiin ?? laaaast may ?? idk#btw if you recognize that nsh and hunter art from twitter. you're a real one. gold star for you and don't forget to brush your teeth !!!
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How its been going if I'm being quite honest
#Sorry this is ooc it's just how I'm feeling#My brain went 'oh? You're in the middle of the worst week of your life? Here's a random character to fixate on until things calm down 👍'#I'm back at the apartment btw#Severe thunderstorms here so they kept us in the air for an extra hour#But yeah I'm sorry I've been inactive and not chatty lately. Just going through a lot right now and it's taking its toll#I'm doing what I can just to keep myself from falling to pieces#On the brightside the paper work went through so she will be seeing the specialists on Monday if all goes well#On the downside I just can't stop crying#I can barely walk as soon as I got in I just collapsed#I barely slept all weekend#This is the first shower I'm taking since Thursday night#Haven't brushed my teeth either#I know I smell like shit I just couldn't be bothered#My hair was matted to my head#I felt bad for everyone at the airport but I just couldn't bear to be away from her longer than absolutely necessary#Cruddy rambles
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(stumbles through the doorway with a fucked up unhinged look in my eyes, at least two bones broken and blood in my hair) soooooo. mutually pining yandere erasermic, huh? what a wild. wild concept. haha. hahdhshsjjs,
#the thought of aizawa being a soft yandere#the kind with severe attachment issues and toxic possessiveness.#brushes mic off with a few cold words#and when mic even suggests getting a girlfriend he makes sure that he takes everyone out of the equation#by. means.#one step in front of hizashi at all times to literally bare his teeth at anyone who walks too close#look on his face that just fucking screams try me#yandere hizashi who absolutely relishes in this#hanging off aizawas shoulder smiling#lifted eyebrow#in the midst of battle grabs the villain by the collar#completely unaware that aizawa is glaring his way immediately to ensure the villain cant use their quirk#of course#and hizashi whispers nicely#try him and i’ll boil your fucking guts with my voice alone#hizashi is. insanely protective least to say#both of them are#but you better pray to god that aizawas the one that deals with you after you manage to scratch hizashi#because aizawas first concern is tending to hizashi#hed make it quick#but hizashi would leave anyone who hurt shouta with their last breath#just to bleed them out slow afterwards#when aizawa isnt there to witness the lengths hed go to to ensure this never happens again#now make them total dumbasses that are completely oblivious that the other would kill and die for them a thousand times over if ever needed#erasermic#i dont Care if its out of character. not logical. not possible#they definitely have these thoughts already#i just made them unhinged enough to act it out
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Wonderful news, after a month of flossing almost every day, my gums are finally no longer bleeding every time I floss!! 😃
#speculation nation#which online says it should only take a week or two. but! i have gingivitis.#so a month is kinda expected BUT ALSO im genuinely happy that i do seem to be making progress#i hate flossing. but my dentist was like 'if you dont improve your dental habits you Will be losing teeth'#so like okayyyyyy ive been flossing most days and i got a tooth paste for shitty gums and ive been using a fluoride rinse#and the gum pockets aka how deep my gums go next to my teeth are still pretty deep#but stopping bleeding when i floss is the first sign of improvement. i will get healthier gums!!!#just need to keep the habit up. i swear i will show up to my next dentist appointment and get such a good grade#they'll congratulate me and tell me i did such a good job and then probably give me invisalign. and/or a tooth cap lol#both are things they mentioned at the last appointment. for things to do after i improved my gum health.#tooth cap for my tooth that is like a third just filling. bc i broke the tooth years back eating a sour patch kid lol#one of my molars. one of the four prong things just done broke off. prong is the wrong word but ya kno#anyways i have marvelously terrible dental health despite having been pretty good about brushing for a few years now#such is my lot in life. it's genetics. oh well it's getting better and that's what matters.
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well. woke up. too worried to go back to sleep. too sleepy to do anything else. we'll be here i guess hgghf
#maybe we should finish those questions or something. or prep for school. what's there to prep?#we should make a checklist. of course you'd say that. i'm right though.#sigh okay maestro have at it then.#certainly. please make sure we have these items: wallet. laptop and charger. phone and charger. tablet and tablet pen. earbuds. water.#brush your teeth and hair. what outfit are we wearing?#bluebird shirt? and the comfy pants. boots. don't know if we're gonna need the jacket but deb's gonna want it when he's up.#we'll take the subway and walk to the cafe we scouted out. we can order the waffles they have since yearning wants them.#we'll sit and. either draw or play more rhythm game depending. until adequate time has passed and we can go home.#if anyone asks the classes we took today were pre calc and python programing. maybe another one i'll think of somethin.#if at any point they email us back we HAVE to respond asap. this HAS to go through we cannot pretend to go to school forever.#blender is good sure but there's only so far we can stretch this lie.#anyway besides all that lets enjoy the day gang!! we really havent gone out in a while huh? we're getting waffles at a cafe!! :D!!#maybe a slushie for home? no we still have ice cream. finish the home treats first then we'll talk. alright fine :/#whatever. anyway our alarm rings at 6:30 and we're still not tired so let's do something maybe?
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just realized that the only thing i've fuckijng contributed to ao3 is a bunch of presidential fanfiction and a first couple tag bc their tag didn't exist
#mess in tags#i find it really funny though#like 'oh what tag did you use first on ao3??? there's tags for everything i swear'#'*enter in president name*/*enter in first lady name*. i wrote 3 so far that's actually published'#'...w...what'#'....'#'i thought. you don't. that's not in your works besides 1'#'do you know what anonymous publishing is'#because some fics must be anon-ed im sorry i cant let that be attached to me#the tags wax/knifeplay. blood kink. and rough sx be attached to my fun fluffy NATM works#like oh yeah. i wrote that one smut. huh. it has 100+ hits. huh. 100+ people have read my extremely kinky president smut. huh.--#--*continues brushing my teeth*#like oh yeah. i've probably written over 40k words of president smut now. huh. *continues brushing my teeth*#AND EVERY DAY I WANT TO DELETE ONE OF THEM#the duality of anon publishing and authored publishing#ANYWAYS
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BABY WEE CLEAN AND FRESH
#turkey meatball#Her first grooming appointment went PERFECTLY!!!#she was very polite the entire time Except when she was waiting in a crate. then she got scared#IM SO PROUDDDDDD i can't believe that she didn't end up as a badly behaved reactive dog who hates everything#they trimmed her nails! and brushed her teeth! and she was POLITE ABOUT IT even though we don't do that enough at home!#Word to the wise I guess. Raise your puppies in a house of neurodivergent adults who love to bother small animals#It's the only explanation I can think of for her being niceys with vets and groomers#We just. Poke and prod her at home so much she doesn't think anything of it anymore#I touch her ears. I hold her paws. I grab her tail sometimes very careful so as to not pull it. We boop her nose and wrinkle her lips
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I remember that when i was little, like, in kindergarten, EVERYONE brushed their teeth after break time. Which meant that there was a wide variety of tooth paste to choose from since everyone brought theirs. You'd have people with normal mint colgate and people with DELICACIES such as tandy and the divine glorious minions toothpaste
THIS.
If you brought this one to school it would never see your home again.
#we ate toothpaste like candy in those times#it was fun#like#brushing our teeth was the last thing we did#first priority was tasting everyone else's toothpaste flavors#oh#minions toothpaste how i miss you#you too cocoricó toothpaste#cocoricó toothpaste was different. you could eat it. you didn't need to spit it out#me and ray found one of those forgotten in a cabinet one day#ray. that weirdo (lovingly). they downed it like it was fucking water.#your average brazilian#now for the actual tags#brazilian shenanigans#raccoon shenanigans#raccoon's stories#school stories#toothpaste
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#“I don't hate her.” -🍎#“I never said you did kid” -🚬#“I don't like her either. I can barely look at her. I can barely talk to her. ” -🍎#“I know that. You've told me before” -🚬#“Do you hate him? For what he has done to you?” -🍎#“What die?” -🚬#“I know what he did.” -🍎#“So why ask in the first place? You should put that out. Brush your teeth before you get home. Wouldn't want to be smelling like 'it' now.”
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lol 29 yr old vent
i love calling my mom and chit chatting on the phone but
the conversation inevitably flows into-- "when are you gonna get married? get married so you can have kids. and if you have kids you should have a real job. if you want a real job you should go back to get your masters, you have a semester waiting for you. well one of you needs to make more money. no, you can't use your tuitiion money to fund the wedding, we'll help you. just do it in the church.
just do it
just do it
you're so indecisive, jacky. just do it. "
i live a happy life, i have the privilege of having good relationship with my parents who support me and my partner. i have a job and side hustle that make me go 👍 i have a place to live, i can buy a cup of coffee if i feel like it. i spend most of the day giggling with my partner and my dogs, and sure things should always be better
but i'm sooooooo tiiiireeeddddd of heaarrriinnggg all thissss....
it's literally making me go, maybe i should go to school. i guess i could get married at church. i guess spending money on a one day event is worth it. i guess we can just buy a house later. i guess kids are expensive, and our double income isn't enough-- and lots of things she says COULD be true but it just hurts my feelings that she's criticizing how i live in Every. Conversation.
idk what i want to hear from her.
this all just makes me feel tired and angry and frustrated-- i SHOULD be able to live like this.
why can't i?
"look at this person, look at that person. they got their masters. they got married, see how easy it was? their partner is super successful. if not him, then you. they bought a house. they have a kid. another one. you didn't know? they posted it on facebook. you haven't seen it yet? can you like my post? you should at least post on people's birthday. you're always on your phone, it's easy. just post it."
aahahfhwkeafdjhlkjAAHHHHHHHHHHH
is it comparison? is it jealousy? is this just the way she talks??
why do i have to just take it 🙂
why do i get praised for being so patient, understanding, and kind-- and yet this is what she says to me over and over and over again.
it's hard to make decisions because she will judge them.
she'll judge my engagement ring, what i choose to go to school for, for working from home, for working as an artist, for not going to church, for talking back.
and then at the end of the facetime call, she'll look down at my teeth and say,
"don't forget to brush your teeth."
🙂
#it's the kind of rage where you're simmering and shaking but your body is just sitting there normally because it's happened so many times#i love my mom#i think she ran out of things to talk about me so i'll never be enough for her#i am happy like this but she makes me doubt it#also the brush your teeth thing is so specific because after college i had cavities for the first time ever#and since then she thinks i don't know how to brush my teeth..... like that was def a mistake but jfc#ok i'm fine now gonna hug my dogs#personal#madmadmilk#vent post#don't read
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Song of the Day: February 9
"Heart Attack" by Editors
#song of the day#first missed day. rip Feb 8th. I fell asleep with my laptop open on my chest. never brushed my teeth never took off my glasses#never picked a song for the day much less made the post about it. hmmm could've been 'Nightfall' by Blind Guardian maybe#today's song I heard once last week and then didn't think about again until I woke up with it playing in my head this morning#'no one will love you more than I do / I can promise you that / and when your love breaks I'm inside you / like a heart attack'
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not to talk shop on a wednesday morning but I feel like every therapist says they have experience treating adhd but they’re not really…. all that experienced. or at least not experienced with people who are out of highschool…..
#like I feel like they HAVE to say it but how many adult women with adhd have they treated#I had a counselor (I know it’s different) from my school that I was talking to abt things#and I was like I’m always late because I just don’t feel the clock ticking down like everyone else#and she knew I like actionable soulutions so (god bless her) she was like why don’t you have an alarm for each of your activities in the#morning. like one for brushing your teeth and one for eating breakfast#and I was like Janet that a good idea but having thirty alarms blaring at me first thing in the morning would send me to the grave <3#I don’t blame her she was literally a fellow student but I’m like 🤔 about these professionals#squawk tag#idk what the way forward is except to just try a bunch out until I find one that knows jwjsjdjd#which I guess is just how it works in general Nevermind KAKSKKSKS#oh my god it’s wonho Wednesday 😳
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