#But I was reading the captions while the theme song was playing and I was like Oh. My. God.

[nosferatufaggot]

Guys 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I just realized his name is Hacker. Cuz he's. Trying to hack Motherboard. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK

[greenxgloss]

Can we get a bts fanboy headcanon?

BTS as Fanboys

themes: Idol!Reader, Gn!Reader, Fluff, angst

Gonna be completely honest im not sure if you wanted bts as fanboys or how bts interacts with their fanboys so I'm gonna do them as fanboys bc I feel like that's the more interesting of the two (I'm so so sorry if that's wrong in which case you can totally request it again and be more clear I would totally re-write it if I'm wrong)

Kim Seokjin

Jin definitely roasts other fans and claims to be a day 1 supporter.

"I literally knew them when they just posted covers online.

Jin buys all your merch, official and unofficial.

Jin spends hours watching fan-made edits of you.

Jin plays the Sims4 just to create you as a sim and then spoil your sim but forces it to write new music when you're on break/hiatus.

"Close enough. Welcome back, Y/N. When's the next album?"

Jin makes his own video compilations of your funny moments and then laughs at them for hours.

Proud of his obsession and talks about you when he doesn't know what else to talk about with new people.

Attends fan meets

Jin makes memes of the fandom's inside jokes

Min Yoongi

Yoongi buys all your albums (cd form, vinyl form etc.) just to have and collect

He writes fanfiction of you (series, one shots etc) mostly fluff but there is the occasional smutty fic, hyper erotic and juicy asf but still respectful.

He's secretly hugely infatuated but still keeps it subtle/ to himself

"Yeah their music is always in my playlists." with his usual kitten smile.

"Collaborating on something with them would be a huge accomplishment." Hed calmly reply to comments about you on weverse live.

Yoongi paints portraits of you/ makes tons of fan art but its not obvious that its fanart because he makes it look like regular everyday art.

Yoongi not only watches your interviews, he reads them, enjoying the articles far more than video interviews.

"they seem much more comfortable and open in the written interviews" hed say to himself

He's so delulu he learned all your rumoured favourite foods and how to cook them "just in case"

zones out thinking about the meanings behind your songs

Youre his celebrity crush

Yoongi doesn't attend fan meets or concerts because he a more lowkye/ private fan

just interact with the fandom

Jung heosok

Hobi writing remixes of your songs constantly

Hobi being the only one of the boys to actually be friends with you in real life

"can I get on a remix of your recent single?"

Gossiping with him about other idols

"did you hear about the scandal that group was in? they haven't even debuted yet." while tapping your hand before leaning back.

him still being a mega fan despite being friends with you

Having a yoongi and halsey dynamic

begging you to stream on weverse all the time just because he knows other fans want it just as bad.

"come on!! please just an hour. ill get you those cookies you really love.

reposting all your Instagram posts with sweet captions.

"bestie is looking so good!!!" with a ton of emojis

recreating your tiktok dances

also starts dance trends to your music and encourages people to jump on the trend

"I'll repost your video if you do this dance." big heart shaped smile.

Kim Namjoon

namjoon studies your lyrics, finds the double meanings and the word play

"reviews" and reacts to your music in YouTube videos

watches the countdown to your music being released on whatever platform (youtube, weverse etc.)

"supposedly the camera rig malfunctioned on set, that's why the camera is so shaky but they didn't re-shoot because it added to the windy scene" he'd say all jumpy and giddy like a kid on a sugar rush

has your autograph framed from the one and only time he met you

namjoon was very flustered and shy when he met you

"oh uh yeah I love your music and the double meanings in your last song."

gushes about the cinematography in your music videos

Namjoon writes questions he'd ask you if he got to interview you

Watches movies and tags you as characters that remind him of you

Park Jimin

Loves to let your music play while he's doing something and then harmonizes with your vocals

buys Vip tickets to all your events

posts your lyrics on social media

"this part omg!!!"

One time you smiled at him in the crowd and he freaked out and bragged about it for months

"they totally smiled at me last night"

"do you think they remember me from the fan meet last month?"

he's constantly talking with other fans

jimin makes bracelets with letter beads that spell your name or album names

jimin copies your makeup just because he thinks you're the picture of beauty purely in a view of admiration

he views you like greek statues.

"wow- their cheekbones-" he'd say in awh, face right up to the screen while he held a mirror and makeup brush in hands.

Kim Taehyung

requests your songs at parties and other events

begs the guys to do a cover of your songs on stage

name drops you in interviews and is always talking about you in his own interviews

has a huge crush on you and will say so proudly

"they're so pretty. Y/n if you see this, call me." with a sly smirk on his face, completely disregarding the uproar it would cause with army

Taehyung gets super shy when you say his name

Being shy despite being so confident when he talks about you in interviews

"uh- oh- the new song- yeah." while giggling

apologizing profusely when you tease him about the interviews when he comes to fan meets

Jeon Jungkook

Jungkook would write a song about you that's how down bad he is

Posts on social media in hopes you see it

Kook argues with taehyung about thinking he'd treat you better given the chance

argues with jin about being a bigger fan

picks out his outfits to coordinate with yours

kook hopes to run into you at award shows

stalks your fanpages

reads yoongis fanfiction about you

probably is the more devoted fan among the other members

sings your songs all the time, in the car, shower, while cooking, etc.

the only one of the boys that talks to you confidently

"Your style is amazing, I take inspiration all the time." while standing up straight and s soft confident smile on his lips, eye contact unwavering.

but he would never admit that he's written and released songs about you

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sorry this took so long i was trying to get all the requests in order! i hope these were up to par hcs are usually very rushed. if you'd like something more detailed or even full drabbles id totally be down to do that. if you wanna be tagged in future works to be notified when I've posted a fic please fill out the taglist form linked below along with the masterposts

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[discotitsposts]

my little secret

reader x mgg

she/her pronouns used (but you can imagine whatever you want)

reader has a secret tumblr account where she writes fanfiction about her husband

mature themes.

Matthew Gray Gubler walks around his house. Looking for his wife. She was nowhere to be found. He knocks on her office door. He knows she may not hear because sometimes she plays music loudly in her headphones so he opens the door and steps in. He sees her bopping her head to whatever song she may be playing and typing rapidly. He smiles at the sight.

Since the door to the office was behind her, she doesn’t see him creep up behind her. Perfect opportunity for a spooky scare. He’s about to scare her when he notices what she’s doing on her computer.

She’s on Tumblr. Typing up what looks to be a long story? He knows she’s an author but wow. Her fingers move extra fast over the keyboard and he senses inspiration was hitting her over and over.

Then he sees what she’s writing. A few lines stick out to him.

“He slipped his length inside of her slowly.”

“Her dripping heat.”

“She moans out, ‘Spencer’ and grips the blankets.”

She’s writing a smut story on Tumblr with a character named Spencer? Out of the ordinary. He thinks. She’s stopped typing to think for a second. Now or never. He thinks.

“Boo!” He yells and touches her shoulders. She screams so loud and frantically tries to hide what she was writing. She clicks save on the draft and closes the page.

“Whatcha writing.” He smirks knowing full well what she was doing.

“What..N..Nothing.” She stammers and stands up. “I’m gonna get a snack. Want anything.”

Matthew looks at the empty chair and sits down and opens Tumblr to see what she had written.

She screams, “NOO!! Don’t look at that.”

He laughs while going onto her blog. It’s a Spencer Reid fan account. She had revealed little details like her name and favorite music, but hadn’t notified her followers of her marriage to a certain man. She had also written fanfiction about Spencer that was, accurate, in terms of the size of a certain body part.

He clicks on a post with his name in it. It reads, Do you guys think Matthew Gray Gubler brushes his teeth in the shower?

“Hey, that was ONE time!” He says out loud.

She scoffs, “Twice, actually.”

Another one, a photo of his lap zoomed in on the crotch with the caption, “His wife must be happy.”

“She is.” He says out loud. She is absolutely mortified at his findings.

He keeps reading. Spencer, Spencer, Himself, Spencer.

“So you love Spencer more than you love me?” He jokingly pouts.

“Yeah I’m planning on leaving you for Spencer Reid. We’re running away together tonight.” She jokes back.

“I won’t let you!” He dramatically stands up and grabs her. They both hear a loud cry from upstairs.

“Someone’s hungry.” She says and leaves to the kitchen to get her baby’s bottle. Matthew goes upstairs to comfort their daughter. When his wife comes upstairs, the sight is so beautiful it should be framed.

Matthew’s in the rocking chair in the nursery holding his daughter and gently cradling her while she’s fussing. He’s whispering a poem to her. He sees his wife walk in and she hands him the bottle.

“There you go baby, see, you were just hungry sweetie.” He speaks in a voice sweeter than honey. He smiles down at her. When she falls asleep in his arms he brings her back to the crib and lays her down. Meanwhile, his wife puts on a relaxation cd that has lullabies, soft sounds and ocean waves. They exit the room quietly.

“Back to Tumblr I presume.” He smiles. “I thought you were supposed to be working on your next book.”

“I am, it’s just something on the side to keep my skills fresh.” She replies.

“Does the publishing company know about this ‘extracurricular activity’ of yours?” He takes her arm and they walk back to the office together.

“No, like I said it’s just something fun. Testing the waters.” She slips back into her chair and opens Tumblr again.

Matthew comes up right behind her and whispers in her ear. “I’m never letting you live this down.” He runs away but she grabs the water gun on her desk and chases him with it.

the end (they lived happily ever after)

just a silly little story

this man deserves a child i had to include him w a baby

@whoisspence this is one of the fics i was talking abt

[kerokasa]

for personal reasons i have written out all my ruikasa related thoughts about the mr showtime 2dmv..

so many cool little details in this mv but i’m especially interested in the captions — the video emphasizes the themes of the song by leaning into multiple layers of artifice with the puppet show and then the silent film-esque dialogue/intermission cards throughout (incidentally both the puppet show and silent film references gesture towards a lack of agency but that is a separate thing)

for the most part the captions follow the song lyrics with a significant number of changed words: the main line of text uses a different word from the sung lyrics while the actual lyric is written in smaller letters above/next to the main line.

see this line in which the larger text reads 光よ 音よ (lights and sounds) but the audio track follows the smaller text: はなよ うたよ (flowers and songs). most of these changes don’t change the meaning of the song that much except for these few lines

roughly translated, this sung lyric goes as follows:

rui: the unexpectedness is

tsukasa: the best part of the show

but the main captions in the 2dmv are actually

rui: the unexpected performance is

tsukasa: the best part of life

(mostly taken from the translation from the vocaloid lyrics wiki; as far as i can tell the more direct wording would be something like “the unexpectedness is what makes the best show”/“the unexpected performance is what makes the best life” but you get the gist)

i wouldn’t necessarily jump to this conclusion if i were watching this in isolation, but considering that this same mv shows the events of the wxs main story as a puppet show, i think it’s a fair interpretation that rui’s line is changed to say “unexpected performance” as a reference to the play tsukasa puts on to apologize and ask rui to rejoin the troupe. in which case the alternate line reinforces a point that the game has stated multiple times over (and very recently in ena5) — rui treasures that invitation so, so much…

everyone understandably fixates on the ways that tsukasa fucks up in the main story but i think that leads people to miss that rui is also there in bad faith! he states from the beginning that he works best by himself, ultimately agreeing to join the troupe in order to bring nene in, but i actually think that part of him always intended to quit. this also explains why he doesn’t really react when he finds out nene is staying with the troupe; if we take his words at face value, he would either strongly object to nene continuing to work with someone like tsukasa or at least be moved by nene accepting tsukasa’s apology.

instead, he basically says “good for you, nene” and refuses to entertain anything tsukasa says. because he’s convinced himself that if he continues to be alone, he can escape the rejection and disappointment that he experienced in the past when he brought his ideas to other people. in his mind, tsukasa thinks he wants rui to be his director now, but that he’ll inevitably change his mind once he’s confronted with the scope of rui’s vision (basically the events of wonder halloween).

something that is sooo key about the initial dynamic between tsukasa and rui is that for the first time in his life, rui (a person who is used to rejection and does not see a world in which anyone else could truly want his artistic contributions or company) faces somebody that actually and truly wants to work with him. he’s used to the one sided experience of having all these ideas that everyone outright rejects or tolerates at best, and suddenly tsukasa is so enamored by rui’s directing that he’s willing to chase him around the school, get turned down and write a whole play. whether or not you want to read other metaphors in it, tsukasa getting on his knees and holding out his hand to rui is that moment when rui finally understands that this is a person that wants him around, that it’s possible for other people to see him in his entirety and enthusiastically welcome him.

i’m also pretty sure that the next rui focus in the timeline after tsukasa3 is pandemonium, which has rui reflecting on how tsukasa has profoundly affected him not just as a director but as a friend, hence the swapping of show/life in the caption i’ve been talking about!

“but wait,” you’re probably thinking, “mr showtime is a tsukasa focus song. why would there be so much attention to rui??” i don’t fucking know man! but they did it before in the 88 stars 2dmv (rui gets an extra illustration to match tsukasa during the bridge) and they did it again.

also i have no transition into this but just to further reinforce my reading: i was looking at all the illustrations in the mv and rui actually has an extra expression for those sprites of all the members + luka whispering in profile. i’m pretty sure because they all have one expression where they look worried/anxious, then tsukasa and luka each have one alt, but rui has 2: the one pictured above with a slight smile, and another where he has a wider and happier smile.

as far as i can tell, this facial expression is used once in the whole mv, immediately after tsukasa’s “best part of the show” line, when rui and tsukasa finish the line started by luka “(taking shortcuts all the time,) where’s the fun in that?”

this is also perhaps the only frame where these whispering illustrations are shown together outside of those diamond-shaped backgrounds, putting the characters in the same space together. i don’t have a point to this, i just thought it was a nice visual choice. anyway this concludes my observations.

“tsukasa has given me so many reasons to smile” indeed‼️‼️‼️ i hate them

[beatlblog]

#i mean that sincerely it's like my favorite part of reading the lyrics#sometimes he's like ''oh yeah pinched this lyric from another song and the melody i thought of while driving to see john''#other times he's like ''when you really think about it all any of us are is the sum of everything we aren't subtracted from all that is''#''and i think that's intriguing'' (via thisbird)

#did he come as transgender nb with this (via bambi-kinos)

#I literally hate his riddle speaking ass SPEAK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON AND SAY YOURE BISEXUAL (via kickittothekerbe)

#is he trying to say that he is bigender /j (via cousin-quartz-of-house-paradox)

#Im convinced paul is senile or smth (via 001bingus)

#me un-they/theming in professional settings (via saturn-iidae)

#he’s either coming out as nb or bisexual here#or both (via thegirlwiththeaxe)

#just say youre bisexual oh my god (via jokerlennon)

#replace 'binary' with 'bisexual' and see where that leads you (via therealestwizard)

#bigender paul mccartney real? (via rat-boots)

#he’s attracted to the binary?#what does that even mean?#and what is the scientific biological level?#does he mean dna?#sounds like he’s speaking in code#is he trying to tell us that he’s straight? lol#his youngest child is rumoured to be non-binary#so is paul saying he’s the opposite of that? (via paulandjohn)

#trans paul i’ve been saying this (via erinarigby)

#i love him. tell me more strange things meemaw (via wronglennon)

#me beating around the bush when my mum gets suspicious of my gender identity (via clowninthecoffeehouse)

#you can just tell he had to have a conversation with his youngest about being non binary#and he’s like well you’re non and i AM binary (via sleeper9)

#Girl what (via justlikestartingover)

#i get it#i understand#i too am more binary than i realize#the beatles#either or? no i'm choosing And! (via upton-green)

#guy who cant figure out he's bisexual (via ernest-shackleton)

#god needs to strike him down now#what are you talking about#northern men shenanigans (via beatsfornone)

#congrats to sir paul mccartney on coming out as a bisexual nonbinary gemini in the most circuitous way possible (via ozymandiasdirge)

#he’s the poster child for just saying words recreationally#on one hand what the hell is he talking about#on the other hand I understand him completely he came to me in a dream and explained it all (via cheesenchalk)

#I have no idea what this means babygirl 🫶 (via barelyaveragebarley)

#guy who is definitely super totally not nonbinary (via asurrogateblog)

#transgenderism is coming for him (via klazje)

#thought this was gonna be an excerpt from a queer theory text or something. and then the fucking caption.#anyways. rare mccartney W (via sanctifiedtongues)

#he keeps on pretending he’s just an average Joe from Liverpool#when he’s literally the most complex and unusual guy ever#hyperbole of course but still (via starzapple65)

#I thought this was about bisexual people being attracted to binary genders MCCARTNEY WROTE THIS? (via scary-ivy)

#an interesting way to come out (???) as bisexual and bigender (via indecisive-bird)

#mccartney doesnt see gender (via dracula1958)

#can we get McCartney to play the riddler (via gia-is-a-punk-rocker)

#coming out as non binary in his 80s he's so randomm#they're* I guess lmao (via harddaysnite)

#girl what does this even mean (via banned-from-kansas)

#he could be such a crazy serial killer (via adolescentsalvation)

#something something two of us (via foulmccartney)

#mentally I’m always here (via scurator)

#that's definitely a combination of words in an order (via waxworkdaughter)

#dare I say the binary might be a spectrum#and a spectrum with two polar ends might just be a binary in itself#but a binary *short circuits* (via unchaineddaisychain)

One fun thing about paul mccartney is sometimes he will start talking in sphinx riddles

[musicarenagh]

Supra Nova's Super-Nova: An Explosive Love/Hate Relationship Supra Nova. Caleb Loomis. I Love You, I Hate You. Names and titles, huh? They sit there, inert, until sound breathes meaning – or utter confusion – into them. And this… this single from the Salt Lake City artist? It's confusion, alright. The kind that grabs you by the throat and whispers…no wait, can I use whisper… screams sweet, violent nothings into your ear. https://open.spotify.com/track/0ivtVSDChhvlcQwlre3CWc?si=c872d7e2e57548e6 The press release says, "emotional duality." Understatement. It's less a tug-of-war and more a full-body slam into the concrete wall separating affection and annihilation. The song, an industrialized cyberpunk dark-pop fever dream, is all sharp edges and synthetic sinews. It’s the sound of heartbreak played on a broken circuit board, glitches and synth waves contorting into… love? Hate? Who even knows anymore? The lyrical content is a minefield of juxtaposed tenderness, violent, raw power, and chilling repetition. The shift between dominance and complete submission occurs nearly at random, with lines such as "I adore you I'll destroy you," "I'll carve my name into your mind." Candy. Lips. Serpent. Kiss. It's like stumbling into a deleted scene from Blade Runner, where a replicant discovers codependency and a chainsaw. There are echoes of early Nine Inch Nails, but…demented, I don’t know, has anyone actually read the Marquis de Sade while listening to Depeche Mode? It feels like that kind of uncomfortable, an almost beautiful horror. [caption id="attachment_58798" align="alignnone" width="1920"] Supra Nova's Super-Nova: An Explosive Love/Hate Relationship[/caption] The central theme is possessive and destructively volatile, this toxic, almost horrific and ravenous adoration that erases boundaries, a vortex that consumes everything that dares come near, including, and perhaps especially, its originator. Loomis throws cyberpunk, industrial, and a dash of glitch into a blender. With what, exactly? He hasn't invented a new genre. But there's a visceral, almost theatrical intensity here. He's crafted, no. Forged. Forged something sharp and dangerous, something. This feeling…did Supra Nova / Caleb Loomis just mainlined humanity's darkest impulses directly into a synthesizer? Where do you even file that? Follow Supra Nova on YouTube and TikTok.

[fff777]

Watched WayV No one but you + Invincible Track video behind the scenes

Lookin a little beat up

Hendery doesn't like the contact lenses very much ^^;;

Eyebrow piercings (even if they're fake). Also one coloured contact.

The eyebrow piercing is drawn on? I don't get it lol

The caption says "a feeling that's a bit bad (nodding in a well-behaved way)." The word they used is 乖 which does mean well-behaved. It's often used to describe well-behaved kids (in a naughty/nice dichotomy).

Yangyang wearing a fake cast lol

Ten's earphone is not connected to anything lol

I liked No One But You (the song) a lot :3

Ten: Where should I stand? Hendery: In my heart Ten: Sorry but I already have someone else Hendery: Did you get that on camera? :D

Of course, Ten did the idol-correct thing of saying only Wayzennies were in his heart. Ok dude lol.

Yangyang and Ten calling Dejun sexy and cute while the camera's on him and he's striking a pose lol

They're outside, right? This isn't a set? I'm just surprised that they're that close to the edge.

Cute :3

Kun was also only wearing one contact lens

Hallo little guy :]

Taking selfies. As the resident tall boy with long limbs, Sicheng is responsible for taking the photo heh.

Omg Yangyang had to smash his cast. Almost as cool as the Rock flexing his arm out of his cast in Furious 7.

I'm guessing there were several casts prepared just in case.

I hope Yangyang didn't hurt his arm, that looks like that could have hurt :S

Yangyang said he'd asked his hairstylist to cut his hair so that he looked like he was a rebellious kid who'd cut his own hair. Which is why his hair is a little uneven.

Birthday celebrations for Hendery :3 Quite different to Yangyang's birthday celebrations in which only Hendery and Kun sang for him lol

Can't believe he fucking responded with arigato gozaimasu

Omgggg Sicheng is trying to sing the Cantonese birthday song to Hendery. First of all he's completely off tune XD But of course he's not pronouncing the words correctly. But I appreciate the effort lol. Dejun and Hendery have done so much to immerse the guys in Cantonese culture lol. Btw, this birthday song doesn't have the same tune as the Happy Birthday song we're used to, so that means Sicheng had to purposely learn a new song for this lol.

Hendery was like wow what a miserable birthday that I'm celebrating it in an abandoned building lol

Sicheng continued to sing the Cantonese Happy Birthday song and Hendery joined in to help him with the words :P

I don't know what kind of pronunciation guide Sicheng is reading off of, but Hendery appreciates his efforts anyway <3

Yangyang: He (Sicheng) is singing Happy Birthday so sadly

I think Sicheng has a video pulled up because his phone is playing the song XD

Flare time

They kept making fun of themselves for trying to act cool lol. The only person who ever got called cool during these few scenes was Kun (by Dejun).

Birthday (real). I think those are chocopies or something like them lol.

Yangyang said that Hendery had to make three wishes but he had to keep the last one a secret. I wonder if this is a Taiwanese thing because I'd only heard of the birthday person getting three wishes in Someday or One Day lol.

Hendery's first wish was that everybody there would be rich!!!! His second wish was for health, the obvious safe wish :P

Party time (after eating a chocopie)

They're doing the same technique that I saw in NCT Dream's Glitch mode and Poison videos. They're recording things at twice the speed and slowing them down to normal speed to give them a certain dramatic effect.

Kun pointed out that these two track videos, plus Poppin' Love and On My Youth all have a similar theme of youth. To be specific, it's somewhat of a rebellious youth. I appreciate that connection of themes! Makes an album more memorable for sure :3

Dejun was saying that at least he had a hat but Hendery was soaked ^^;; and he put an extra towel on Hendery's head so he wouldn't get sick ToT

Hendery and Dejun said they were 落湯雞 'chickens going into the soup' team (because they were both all wet)

Rewatching their 'in the rain' scenes again :P They like laughing at themselves :3

Oh no Kun got bitten by a mosquito and the bite grew really big ToT the worst

[waffle-bubbles]

So I went to a Rocky Horror screening tonight with a shadow cast. I have a theater assignment where I’m supposed to watch one live performance, but my town doesn’t have a single theater company and this was the only thing close to that I could access with a lack of a driver’s license. I expect to fail.

Anyway. Here are my notes on the show and on the brief voyage back to my dorm:

- For the viewing experience, I did not enjoy it. It was crowded and noisy. Not sensory friendly. I got a headache from the clashing smells of alcohol and food which weirdly smelled like crayons. I liked the lighting. It was similar’s to my dorms, which I keep low.

- My social anxiety was really high, which makes it less enjoyable. Especially since it was interactive. I’d prefer watching it in the safety of my room with a few close friends.

- Where I was positioned, I couldn’t see well. People crowded the screen; some were standing in front of me while I was sitting. Everyone was at the same level as the screen.

- Virgin cherry pop (setting up promiscuous themes)

- Time warp dancing

- Couldn’t hear a thing. At one point they turned on the captions (to which there was a cheer), but I couldn’t read among the heads blocking the view. I wore my earbuds the whole time to block some of the noise out. I brought up the script to read along.

- Would have been more fun if I had friends. But you know. I’m a loser.

- Time warp was fun. So was Sweet Transvestite. (At least I can hear the songs. That’s the most important part.)

- The performers have an air of drag to them. Obviously.

- Crush on Brad and Tim Curry. What’s new.

- Sitting between middle aged women, teenage girls, and an obnoxious straight couple.

- Costumes exact replicas of movie’s costumes. (Couldn’t see actors well at all; just hints of their head.)

- Statue of David?? (I can’t escape it) (I like that his nails are painted.) (What is with all the Greek references?? Atlas, Medusa)

- I look too straight to be here.

- If I was a cis man, I’d 100% dress as Dr. Frank n’ Furter. But alas, dysphoria. I think trans people latch onto him because of how confident he is in his body and how it defuse gender.

- This is about sexualizing men and woman, and I love it. (Especially the men.)

- Brad real actor is played by an older gentleman.

- If I hadn’t watched this before, I would be so confused right now (again, can’t hear shit)

- Get that bussy, Janet (and she’s in the bi colors)

- I always feel bad for Rocky. His whole purpose is to be used.

- Pretending not to notice my classmate

- Apparently I was watching the obnoxious dude’s drinks. At least he gendered me correctly. (“He’s not even twenty-one.”)

- “But he’s a lesbian” (I don’t know what the context of this is, but a dude named Chief said it.)

- Craning my neck to see the other screens when I can’t see (there is a bowling alley here)

- I’m so gay (Brad) (he’s so hot)

- The two actors walked in front of my during orgy to foreshadow Frank n’ Gutter’s overthrow

- Frankenstein motif

- Using flashlights as spotlights

- Actors have just been mimicking what’s on screen (from what I could see)

- Frank n’ Futer’s real actor looks so sad (“I’m going home”)

- How can people spend their weekends like this. I’m tired and it’s not even 9:00 yet.

- Bro I can actually hear Riff Raff (still can’t understand him) (crowd thinned the barest amount)

- I forgot how bad the laser effects were (kind of cartoonish)

- a lot of seemingly unrelated scenes of a plot

- I like to think Brad and Janet become a power poly couple

- Classmate said hi anyway. I said hi back.

- I have way too much anxiety for this shit.

- It’s freezing cold and I can’t see the stars

- I enjoy listening to the soundtrack more than that experience

- Oh there are the stars. Very few.

- Bus driver told me I should have a flashlight. Good idea.

- Fuck this stop. I hate it. I am overwhelmed, and I want to be in my warm bed. (Switched drivers)

- This lesbian bus driver has good taste in music (she was listening to Girl in Red. Only lesbians listen to Girl in Red and Lana Del Ray. Obviously.)

- I think I made this gay couple uncomfortable. They stopped cuddling when I looked at them. Like no dude you’re good. I was just admiring your fashion.

- I can see my breath. This should not be happening. I’m not ready for winter.

[mdr-writings]

Streamer!eren x fem-reader!

Pt.1

Rating: sfw-ish

cw: suggestive themes 

word count: 1525

a/n: this is my first ff/ one-shot on tumblr. I haven't wrote in about 5 years (overall) , but after submerging myself in ff's, I have inspiration to write. Pls leave feedback if necessary, bc I do want to do my best in writing to make this an enjoyable experience. thank u!

{"are you gonna play Resident Evil?"}

Eren steadily reads the incoming notification on his hours long running stream. He wanted to talk to the chat after playing gta 5 heist challenges with other popular streamer friends. He shifts back in his gaming chair taking a deep breath. Then slowly rubs his upper lip while shifting his emerald eyes towards his bedroom celling, pondering on the question. After a minute deciding on what his answer would be, he quickly looks back into the camera.

"dunno, depends which one you guys want me to play". He answers, with fiddling with a fallen piece of hair that came out of the bun that rested at the back of his head.

He then scoots up towards his monitor and looks at the other fast passing comments deciding which ones he should answer out loud.

{" I love your recent COD stream"}

" thank you so much, I was thinking abou-"

He was interrupted by knocking on is door, he then turned towards his door " who is it? ' he shouts with a sing-song tone. "it's y/n" responded the person behind the door.

"shit", Eren curses internally. Rolling his eyes, he turns the chair back towards his camera. He knew that any kind of female interaction he had while streaming would get the comment section raging.

From the most recent, when Mikasa called him while he was on stream (in which he forgot to mute his mic) asking about her bracelet she left in the house. It ended with him trying to settle the chat down while they spammed the nick name "Mommy Mika".

Mikasa found out through twitter posts with their captions assuming she was Eren's mystery girl. Mikasa honestly didn't mind too much but that couldn't have been said the same about Eren. He wanted to keep his channel solely about him. he didn't need to see trending hashtags about who he was potentially involved with.

He whispers into the camera, " please behave, I'm begging you guys". he shifts back into his chair while turning his chair towards the door.

" come in"

The knob of his door then turns while the door itself was being pushed open to reveal his female friend y/n. You wearing a tank top with tight pajama shorts that stops at your upper plush thighs. Eren quickly scans over your lower half before meeting your eyes. Your nipples were prodding through your shirt. The ac that was blasting through out the house was not helping 

" dinner is rea- oh I didn't know you were streaming, my bad" you nervously start to back out of the room after realizing you interrupted him.

" no no you're fine, I'll come down in a second" he turn towards his monitor quickly scanning over his comment section

{ hrdgrinder: oh she's fine alright  }

{ erensrighthand…..man: GAHHHH DAMN }

{durtyyyskeetrr: lawd have merthy🤓}

{ sckinEJawf: ik he hittin that }

{ eren'sdhandruff: I'm no better than any man  }

{ ilikebignoobs: thats your girl? }

{ xxxavier: 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵}

{ nico2much: you cheating on Mommy Mika}

Those were just a handful of what Eren read of what was being said. Glancing at the camera viewer, he looking past himself. What was shown was you, but the camera only showed everything past your lower lip. In nervousness, he shifted his sight away from his monitor.

" okay, everyone is down stairs waiting for you, they don't wanna start eating before you do", you smile gently.

" thanks I'll be down soon", Eren smiles back. He then turns back around, dismissing you. Which leads you  proceeding to close his door.

See, Eren was a guy who respected all his female friends, he treated them like they were " one of the guys" but he likes to play around a bit with you and Mikasa from time to time. However, with you, he liked teasing you. He liked the way you would whine and complain that he was " doing too much ". He was sometimes faced with a physical consequence like a subtle pinch or slap you gave him. Or, on some occasions, you would innocently shake your head and smile.

Then, Eren thought of something. " y/n", he called out to you before you could grab the handle to his door. " hm?", she pauses.

Eren smiles, "maybe I could introduce her to the stream just to make the chat meet her in a proper manner".

Eren honestly wanted to keep all his female friends away from his streams. The incident with Mikasa was truly a mess but what can he do when they have already seen more than half of you body. Then it came to him. His streams did spike when a girl is even mentioned. He didn't want to use you for views but involuntarily, that was already done. Maybe he could compromise and this interaction could go right and benefit you and him? He could get more views and you could have a social media boost.  Of course he had to put his own spin on this with a bit of teasing. He was risking his life for his stream, as he know that he would get the beating of his life.

"what do you want eren?" a sigh falls from your mouth.

"come here" , Eren says, keeping his lower half in the chair and only his head turned towards you. You frowns as you puts your hands on your hips.

" why?", you snaps with a annoyance and squint your eyes. You knew he was starting to tease you.

" don't you wanna say hi to the stream?", He smirks while flashing his top teeth.

"no eren, I'm not playing with you right now, I'm hungry as hell and we're all waiting for y-"

"please y/n it'll be quick", he pouts his bottom lip.

You pick a hangnail on your thumb while contemplating if you should fall through on his pleads.

"hmmm, I don’t know"

"do it for them" he presses on

You stares at Eren. She honestly wouldn't care, only if there wasn't thousands of people over hearing your conversation. But, you caved in, you would hate if that could stain their first impression of you  . Internally you're swearing him down that you’ll beat his ass on his stream with no hesitation if he tries anything funny.

"you're so ugly" you says while rolling your eyes.

Eren thanks you with a gentle smile.

You walks over to him stopping right beside his chair with your hands on your hip. The chat's view of the camera shows your mid to lower half of your body. You were on the far right of Eren. Eren's seated body took up most of the view. Eren noticed as he stares at the camera. He thinks it's a good proper reveal clears his throat as he begins to speak.

"chat give your warmest welcome to y/n, y/n say hello to the chat". Eren smiles as he pushes his chair to the side to let you come to the camera view.

You stoops down on your knees beside Eren's chair, then tilts your head towards the camera

"hi guys", you smile sheepishly.

"what do I do? what do I say ? why did I agree to this- technically I didn't but still…. he set me up bad"

You didn't know how introduce yourself. Of course you has socials, but that doesn't mean you’re the best at socializing with practically strangers. You’re most comfortable when you are around your friend group. As they've known you since middle school, so automatically they were somewhat like family to you. Of course, you would take back that comparison as you would often playfully flirted with everyone.

However, when it came to Eren there was always a lingering feeling of tension after the teasing on his behalf and playfully flirting on yours. But, was you gonna do anything about it? No, that's for sure. Everything is strictly platonic, well......that's at least what you wants to convince yourself with.

Unexpected, the chat was oddly respectful. The chat spammed with all sorts of hellos, hey’s, hi's , and waving emojis. Eren smirks as another idea pops in his head.

"y/n", his voice booming around the room  knocking you out of your internal thoughts. He looks down at you.

"hm?"

"you look at bit uncomfortable down there", he pats his lap. "sit here" he says while trying to keep a straight face.

You could’ve punched him right then and there but something told you that, that would be Eren’s official stamp of “winning”.

You looks at the chat then back at him. You knew he would try something, you had a feeling from the start. 

"I knew it , since he wants to play, I’ll give him a game. He really thinks he'll have the upper hand, not Satan today.... not today".

You shrugged  “okay, sure”

You grabbed the arm of his chair pulling yourself up. Then placing a hand on Eren’s stomach while walking round to the front of the chair. Eren smirks as he assumes his plan has now kick started. 

You slowly bends over Eren’s lap, your tank top dips low in the camera view. 

You sinisterly grin. 

“Let the games begin” 

[seyche]

theme twelve: anemone — spotify-inspired header theme for @codingcabin​’s new year, new theme challenge; featuring an optional music player and the colours #f1a5c0, #5ea, #facade, and #7ea as accents.

preview / code: pastebin, github

features and options:

header with an optional 125px x 125px profile image.

optional header background image (screen width x 225px. I recommend choosing an image no less than 1920px in width).

fade-in navigation bar on scroll with a back-to-top button.

optional music player with space for one song.

post sizes: 450px, 500px, 540px, 600px, 650px, 700px.

show/hide captions, show/hide tags, optional rounded corners, customizable post margins and photoset gutters, dropdown post info with via/source links.

up to four custom links in the header and an unlimited number of Tumblr pages.

ten body font options, font sizes from 12px to 18px, and all colours customizable.

responsive for all screen sizes and mobile devices.

notes:

your audio file must be in .mp3 format and you must host it on Google Drive or Dropbox.** read below the cut for instructions** on how to upload your audio file and use the music player.

tumblr’s customize page is very buggy and when you first install the theme, you have to toggle the toggle options on and off to get them to work properly.

song in preview is Lonesome Love by Mitski.

see full list of credits here.

you can host your audio file on either Google Drive or Dropbox. this explainer will explain how to use Google Drive; for instructions on how to use Dropbox, follow this tutorial by glenthemes.

instructions for hosting an audio MP3 file on Google Drive:

first, you need an audio .mp3 file. your file must be in .mp3 format. upload your .mp3 file to your drive: + New > File Upload. 

select your .mp3 file, and click the “Share” button (the user icon) on the right-hand side of the file options navigation bar. change the sharing options to “Anyone with this link can view”

click the “Copy link” button to get the link. the next steps involve some link modifying, so I find it helpful to do the next steps in my notes app (or some other text editor).

your link will look something like this: https://drive.google.com/file/d/2jvrQwHU4icO0uVGzAlidk-SZCNEsGJrK/view?usp=sharing. the part I’ve bolded is the audio ID which you will need. again, I’d suggest copying and pasting this part into a text editor for reference.

the URL for playing your audio will look like this: https://docs.google.com/uc?export=download&id=2jvrQwHU4icO0uVGzAlidk-SZCNEsGJrK. the easiest way is to copy this part of the URL: https://docs.google.com/uc?export=download&id= and paste the audio ID for your file at the end.

after you’ve installed the theme, make sure you’ve toggled the music player option on in the customization panel. paste the Google Drive link to the audio file into the space in the customization panel.

finish by adding the rest of your song info into the spaces in the customization panel and save your theme. there is a slot to upload your song art at the top of the theme options, while the text fields for track title and artist name are at the bottom.

[shingia]

cuddles headcanons

kuroo, noya, kageyama, oikawa, iwaizumi, bokuto, tendou

pt.2

— KUROO

• has a primary need to always touch your butt

• does it so often that it’s literally become his default position. to the point that he once did it while talking to a teacher

• likes to take pictures of you while cuddling so that he can send them to you at random times during the day (always with the dumbest captions)

• it always makes him smile when you’re the one to initiate contact. he loves that it’s his job and only his to cuddle with you

• that’s why he’s filled with pride whenever he feels your arms slowly wrap and tighten around his chest

• don’t get me wrong he still teases you

• “can’t breathe but keep going i guess. wouldn’t want to bother you”

• he loves, and i mean loves, to rest his chin on your head. especially in winter because he can stroke your arms to warm you up while doing so

• his hair was off limit for a long time because he did not want to make things worse than they already are

• but you eventually saw him with his hair wet after his shower and, according to him, you had « seen the worst »

• so he finally allowed you to play with it, and he secretly cursed himself for not allowing it sooner. it’s the fastest way to make him fall asleep, we’re talking four to five minutes there

• his favorite cuddling position is when he’s laying against the headboard while you’re on top of him, hugging his chest. he likes that it seems like you’re the clingy one when we all know he is

— NISHINOYA

• unless he’s cuddling to help you fall asleep, noya will always try to start the most random conversations with you

• he feels like these are moments when you’re both relaxed enough to let your mind wander on many topics, and he thinks it’s fascinating

• “hey... if you could have a theme song, what would it be ?”

• he doesn’t mind being the little spoon, he likes to be close to the crook your neck. but if he’s the big spoon, get ready for many kisses

• cuddles with noya often end up being really chaotic because none of you can resist the urge to tickle the other’s sides

• but he always win tickle fights so you’ve learned not to mess with him (rolling thunder sure comes in handy)

• also, one does not simply ignore nishinoya. if he feels like you don't pay enough attention to him, he’ll 100% jump on the bed, either next to you or on you

• and the worst thing is that you can’t even get mad because he has this endearing stupid smile plastered on his face

• sleepy noya is rare really sweet because he’ll plant lazy kisses on whatever part of your body is within reach. it’s often your chin and it never fails to make you smile

— KAGEYAMA

• at first, he was really anxious about cuddling. he thought it was going to be like hinata and noya’s constant need to touch or bounce on someone and he did not want that

• but when you naturally laid your head on his chest for the first time after he got back from practice, he felt like a brand new world had just opened to him

• it only took him a few minutes to be soothed by your touch and to wrap an arm around your waist, praying that he was doing it right

• “does this feel... good ?” he finally asked you when the need to know got too strong. “ok great, because it feels really good for me too”

• he’s always amazed at how perfectly you fit in his arms every time you run to him for a hug

• he’s also fascinated by your body’s ability to always have the perfect temperature for him, especially your hands that he loves holding with both of his

• often runs his fingers up and down your back or arms because he likes to see you shiver under his touch, it gives him great satisfaction

• he’s also developed the habit of resting his head on your lap when you’re reading or watching tv. ever since he took his first nap next to you, he refuses to do it another way

• has already tried to balance a volleyball on your head while you were sound asleep on top of him (it didn’t work and fell on his nose)

• his favorite cuddle position is when he’s spooning you in your bed. specifically yours because you have nice blankets and pillows that make it ten times better than in his almost empty bedroom

— OIKAWA

• so good at cuddling that you suspect he has trained with his pillows

• literally so smooth you don’t even realize he is initiating cuddles until your head is resting on his chest

• he’s the happiest man on earth when you’re the one to initiate though, his love just radiates from his body and you melt every time

• oikawa prefers couch cuddles over bed cuddles because it gives him the impression that you’re a married couple chilling in their living room, and he lives for that domestic stuff

• you two often watch bad romcoms together while cuddling, just to ruthlessly drag the scenario and brag about how your couple is much better

• please praise him. on anything you want. he’ll definitely praise you back

• sometimes he has random bursts of energy and affection and he’ll enthusiastically put his arm around your shoulders, squeezing you tight against him while smiling so hard that his cheeks hurt

• expect a lot of pictures and videos. if oikawa has a private story, it’s probably a nightmare for all the people in it

• his lips are the softest so you’re usually the first to lean in for kisses. and he’s not afraid to remind you of their sweet taste in public. nothing too extra but little pecks are frequent, mainly to keep the fangirls away

— IWAIZUMI

• thigh guy, you can’t tell me otherwise. his favorite cuddle position is when he lays between your legs while his fingers brush against your thighs

• it’s usually in this position that you’ll listen to him rant about his day, and we all know he has a lot to rant about

• but as soon as you start to massage his shoulders or just rub his temples, he melts into your touch

• also, lots of shoulder kisses (either from you or him, doesn’t matter)

• his bedsheets somehow always smell like they just got out of the washing machine? it’s pretty nice

• cuddling is serious for iwa, he always relishes the moment as much as he can. he could stare at you for hours just to memorize every inch of your face

• sometimes he closes his eyes and focuses on how good he’s feeling with you in his arms, so that he can remember it whenever he needs to calm down during a game

• he has already woken up alone in bed and was so grumpy that the whole team got hauled over the coals during practice

• pda is not his strong suit but he’ll make an effort because he doesn’t want you to think he’s not super proud of dating you. because he definitely is

• cue howling from mattsun and makki the first time he kissed you in public, which is why he prefers showing you affection in private 

• can be quite needy when he’s tired, refusing to let you move from the bed. deep down, he’d love to completely lay down on you while cuddling, but he’s afraid he’ll crush you (which is likely to happen)

— BOKUTO

• will follow you everywhere until you come cuddle with him

• if it takes you too much time to give in, be prepared for a real pity party

• “no, no… don’t come cuddle with me. it’s too late now anyway” (kiss his lips just once and he’s all over you again in a split second)

• however, his emo mode doesn’t always activate. sometimes he’s just so done waiting for you that he’ll throw you over his shoulder and head to the bedroom

• bokuto’s hugs are out of this world. before dating him you thought his embrace would be rather rough, but it’s actually the opposite. he’s a huge softie and it translates in his hugs a lot

• i just know he has already moaned when you played with his hair; he’ll never admit it tho

• he has a way of talking about his day that’s just so captivating, it’s like he’s living in a movie

• because the man’s so beefy, you’re literally drowning in his jerseys and hoodies, making them the perfect night clothes

• and it makes him lose his mind to see you wrapped in his clothes before going to bed. he can’t take his eyes and hands off of you, not even in a spicy way (well, depends)

• but the thing he loves most is that the clothes smell like you afterwards, and he definitely boasts about that to the team

— TENDOU

• every cuddle session is different, you never know what to expect and it makes it ten times better

• his hair always smells like strawberries and you have absolutely no explanation for that since his shampoo is coconut-scented

• he’s the type of guy that would pretend to lean in for a kiss just to lick your cheek. and be proud of it

• also, it just makes sense to me that he boops your nose with both his index fingers

• tendou’s hugs are never still. he always swings from left to right, or back and forth, and you find that extraordinarily comforting

• one of his best assets is his very long arms. thanks to them, you can be wrapped up in as many blankets as you want, he’ll always be able to wrap you in his embrace

• when you’re laying on top of him, he likes to grab your wrists or hands and pull them in various directions like you’re his puppet

• you love to brush the lines of his palm with your fingertips. but his hands are pretty sensitive, especially after practice, so you have to be extra careful. it’s usually while doing this that you guys tell each other about your days

• honestly, telling tendou about your day is the best thing ever because his face is so expressive, it lets you know he’s really listening

• also, he thinks you look adorable when you’re curled up in a ball next to him or on his lap (most of the time because you’re cold). he likes that he can hold your whole body at once

[hxnmantii]

Class 1-A and their car habits

tw: crack/fluff, cursing

People: Bakugo, Shoto, Izuku, Sero, Kiri, iida, Mina x mostly gn!reader (Mina is the only one that’s implied female!reader)

Ratings: PG

A/n: yuuhh get into💋 I personally would like to ride with Shoto. I just wanna hold his hand👉🏾👈🏾 but not on no simp shit. Originally, this was going to be just boys but who would I be if my gay self didn’t add the queen herself? Anyways, Who would you like to ride with?

Bakugo~

Bakugo does that sexy ass thing where he drives with one hand on the wheel and one hand on your thigh and when you don’t pay him enough attention he’ll lightly squeeze your thigh. This man does NOT share the aux....his stingy ass. He says he doesn’t wanna listen “to your trash music” but will play bxmb threat and NBA Youngboy at full capacity with the windows down. If you beg enough maybe he’ll play 1 Nicki song. But he will throw a fit and act like he doesn’t like Nicki even though he knows all of the lyrics. Altough he’s really uptight about his car, he enjoys driving and picking up the Bakusquad in it because he likes to feel useful and needed. No doubt about it, this man has road rage. He’s screaming outside the window and in the car about how someone cut him off and when someone screams back him, he’s like “Pull over right now cuz those sound like fighting words to me.” Now y’all in the back of a cop car and 30 minutes late to your dinner date. You are not, I repeat, you are NOT allowed to even think about eating in his car unless he’s got that plastic wrapping on his car. He treats his car so good (at some point you think he likes the care better than you) her name is Bethany. I-

Shoto~

Shoto has one hand on the wheel and one hand in your hand, stroking your hand from time to time and kissing the back of it. He had a sleek gray sliver car with a sunroom (he never actually uses) that goes fast and he likes going real fast because what they gon do, give him a ticket??? When his dad the number one hero??? Try again. He’s also the type to flick off the cops as he driving by because ACAB. He’s always wearing a gold Rolex and you got your nails done so when you hold his, the acrylics compliment his hand and watch.(like the pictures from Pinterest) You guys ride in comfortable silence. It’s so calming riding with him because although you’re slightly anxious with how fast he’s going, you’re at somewhat ease because he’s doing it so smoothly and you trust him. His windows are tinted because once again he’s the son of a pro hero and people are nosy, neither you or him like that. Although you don’t really need the assistance with Shoto being a living AC and heater in one, his seats have buttons for each seat and you can warm your bum. His car had the clean car smell...it just smells really clean. He’s got a bunch of condiments and napkins in his glove department. He doesn’t know where they came from. His whole vibe in his car is rich and elegant. He gets his car professional wash every Tuesday and you are required to come.

Kirishima

Kiri’s got a big ass red GMC truck and he gave the truck these monster wheels so it’s a force to be reckoned with. Her name is Sophie and like Bakugo, he loves her dearly but makes it clear to you that he’s love you more than her. He does the sexy ass thing where he’s got one hand on the wheel and one hand tightly holding on to your head rest so his arms flexing and he’s backing up with a concentrated look. that is so hot to me. He’s got a sticker on the back that says “honk if you’re manly” . He definitely would let you take the aux because you guys made a playlist of songs you chose together. He would be the type to start dancing when a good song came on, almost hitting someone in the process because he took both hands off the steering wheel out of excitement. He’s got road rage but not enough to actually start shouting or flicking someone off. In the trunk of Kirishima’s car, he’s got at least 5 different protein bottles as well a case of water and some jump rope. He says “You never know when I’ll need it to work out” but he has his personal gym?? Anyways, he has a specific section in his closet for red button ups because he likes to match Sophie when he drives her😭 I hate to say it but Kiri looks like a hill billy especially since he’s got those shoulder cut out button ups. He’s cute with it and he’s happy so you somewhat tolerate it

Midoriya

Izuku has more of a family car like a soccer mom car or a dark green Ford explore because he likes to pick everybody up to hang out and he needs space since he’s got a lot of them. Not to mention, he also likes to cruise and enjoy his time with you no matter where y’all go because we all know this man is a simppp. At every stop light, he’s gently grabbing your face and either kissing you on your cheek or forehead. He tried giving you a kiss on the lips once but he got so caught on the feeling that he ended up holding up the line and everybody was honking and made at him. He was so embarrassed that he now waits til you guys get to your destination to do all that extraness. Being the big fan he is, naturally he has some All might themed seatbelts and has all might stickers all over his steering wheel. He also has little all Might figurine on his dashboard that he prays to get him out of car trouble. Genuinely think it’s works too. Izuku in his trunk has a bunch of workout gear and gaze cuz he’s sexy like that. He does not have road rage at all....maybe a little. He might flick someone off but that’s as far as it goes. He definitely gives you the aux because he loves watching how lively you get it. (Y/n) “Do you know your Megan baby?”🥰 (ZuZu) “Y-yes?”

Iida

Now hear me out...Iida has a motorcycle. He’s got a need for speed that cars can’t really fufill because you can’t weave through other cars like a motorcycle can. His motorcycle has the highest tech on it naturally. It’s all black but has lights underneath it so he can change it by phone and ofc it’s always blue. You guys also have matching helmets that are Bluetooth so you’re able to talk to one another without having to yell very much. When you guise stop, he rubbing your arms to make sure that you’re okay and/if you need to pull over. Now when he’s not riding the motorcycle he’s got a Tesla. He preaches about the law and following the rules but when he get in the car, that’s a different story. With him you better either hold on tight to him or you better get double seat belt buckles for extra protection because he’s about to try and race the flash. (And you thought Shoto was bad) You get out thanking the universe for letting you touch ground again. Iida got the type of car that if you even breathe incorrectly around it, it’s going off and waking up the whole damn neighborhood. When iida first got his car, he read everything up on it so he would be fully able to use the car to its full potiential meaning that he’s got Siri set up, he can lock the door from his car, and watch the cameras on his house through the screen of his car. The Bluetooth is automatically connected to his phone so no you will not be getting the aux but you can play some tunes form his phone. He’ll even make you a playlist on Apple Music with his rich self.

Sero

Sero’s got a red convertible with tan seats and the weather allows it, his top is always down. His car always smells so good because he uses the wild cherry air freshener in his car. He blasts bad bunny and daddy Yankee as y’all are cruising slightly over the speed light. He also likes blasting Ski Mask. He’s the type to sing you the words while gently holding your face and singing to you with a lovey dovey smile on his face. He’s very respectful and turns down his music when entering neighborhoods because he doesn’t wanna mess with the vibes. You two have matching glasses that says queen/ king on yours and king on his. He definitely has some throw dice hanging from his mirror along with a picture of you and him taped to his dashboard cuz he’s also a simp. He’s always has a packet of Extra gum in his middle console along with warm water bottles. If police pulls him over, he definitely the type to start flirting with him so the officer just to make him uncomfortable enough to let him off with a warning. For a fact, he has the Puerto Rican flag on the antenna of his car. He has Led lights and likes them to be colorful rather than on one color. Sero definitely jogs around the front to open the door for you because he’s a jester and a gentleman in one. His part of his car is that the top can go down solely for the fact that the sun always highlights your skins so well.

Mina

Do I even need to say anything about the Pink queen herself?? She has a cute pink steering wheel case with matching pink seats and ofc she has a bedazzled stick shift. She has a Jeep. She the type of person to has matching glasses with her interior and when you get in the car, she’s putting her music on shuffle: a dangerous move because you go from Brent Faiyaz to Jhene Aiki to fucking Cardi B, Flo Mili, and etc. When you unbuckle your seat to start twerking in the seat, she’s automatically going to start hyping you up. She’s got one hand on the steering wheel and one hand on your ass smacking it as you fuck it up in the passenger seat. Y’all are literally swerving from side to side and let’s be honest here, Mina is not that good of a driver so you have almost gotten in an accident multiple times. She’s the type to pull over to take cute selfies or videos with you and post them all at once captioning it with “Late nights w/bae”. Underneath seat she an emergency packet filled with makeup, clothes, hair and first aid kit supplies. Although she’s not the best driver, she takes the rules really serious because she would hate to have an accident with you in the car. Like Sero, She has led lights in her car but they only flash pink. Mina is the queen of putting falsies on so she would mostly definitely put yours on (without tweezers) once you park as well as do your edges if you ask. She just has that talent. *chefs kiss* amazing

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A/n: I’m lyin I definitely would be riding with Bakugo because I have major passenger rod rage lol and you definitely don’t wanna get your ass beat TWICE

[cheezritsu]

Haikyuu Couple Aesthetics

Daichi Sawamura: good luck charms, front row seats at his games, the mature couple; “mom and dad” of the friend group; saying “goodnight” to one another on your doorstep, sentimental captions on their instagram posts, eating dinner and talking about your day like you’re already married; making plans for the future with one another involved; impressing one another’s parents; the thrill of doing everything together; being each others emergency contact; sleeping so well because your love is reliable and stable. You two are the timeless high school sweethearts, making the unattainable look so easy.

Sugawara Koushi: cafe dates, doting words, “sweetheart” and “darling,” laughing just from looking at one another. The secretly chaotic couple, perfectly curated dates, being approved by all his friends, soft, sweet pecks; random flower bouquets on your doorstep; kissing away your tears; hugs warmer than fresh baked cookies, grading student papers over dinner, smiley face post-it notes in your bento boxes, farmers market dates, always, always knowing each other’s favorite things; thoughtful gifts, mistakenly being called “Sugawara-san” before you’re married, shy smiles, kissing his beauty mark, a relationship as easy as the breeze. You two are like bees and flowers, working in tandem to create something natural and sweet.    

Nishinoya Yuu: cutting class to hang out in the hallways, popsicles melting in the summer heat, tongues dyed red and blue from convenience store slushies, dinner dates with no leftovers, neon colored band-aids, learning to hop a fence, scuffed sneakers, bruised arms. The lawless couple, squad posing in couple pictures, matching dyed streaks, sneaking out past midnight, pulling pranks, sitting on the swingset in the middle of the night, counting the stars over head. Adoring stares, “I’m so proud of you!”, kissing his bruises, screaming out the window of your car on a road trip. Traveling the world together, video messages, blowing kisses to each other, saying “I missed you!” after one day apart. You two are twin stars, constantly orbiting each other and burning brighter, together.

Tanaka Ryuunoske: shaving his head, mini skirts, being Saeko’s favorite, troublesome trio antics, late night food runs, horror movie marathons, couple gym workouts. The unexpected couple; getting compliments from the eldery on how cute you two are, flipping off his teammates while you kiss in front of them, excessive worrying, scaring off any boys that look at your wrong, the “Will Smith gesturing to his Wife” meme; thinking you’re too good for this world, calling each other “bro” romantically, kissing him after winning games, placing a beanie over his head in the winter, taking unflattering photos of one another with the most sincere captions. You two are the moth and the flame, drawn together by an inexplicable pull. 

Tsukishima Kei: Wool overcoats, headphone splitters, dogeared textbook pages, study dates, strawberry desserts, “This song reminded me of you.” The better than you couple, wearing his t-shirt to sleep, borrowing each others sweaters, kissing his bruised fingers, hiding in his jackets, going to the same university, softly singing in long car rides, always slightly touching one another, quick, secret kisses, height difference jokes, moon-centric nicknames (“moonbeam,” or “moonshine”) trying on his glasses, mirror selfies,sharing record collections, concert dates; weekend dinners at Tsukishima’s childhood house, being adorded by his teammates, dinosaur themed gifts as a joke, Studio Ghibli movie marathons, listen parties as dates, opening up to one another, “quit staring at me” “but I love you;” him constantly smiling when you’re next to him and denying it ever happened. Sharing insults as a love language, being soft when the time comes, humming into his hair as you fall asleep together. You two are a sweet, slow ballad; a duet between lovers in perfect harmony. 

Akaashi Keiji: library dates, meet cutes, book recommendations, fancy dinner dates, proofreading each other’s work, cuffed trousers, trench coats, french perfume, dainty jewellery, knuckle kisses, the academic couple; good grades, pet names, longing glances, visiting each other’s jobs, sharing clothing, reading books over his shoulders, cocooning in linen blankets, the scent of fresh laundry and lavender, running your hand through one another’s hair, smoothing wrinkles out of his works shirts, working around each other in the bathroom in the morning; matching schedules, museum dates, “you’re the Romeo to my Juliet.” “please don’t die for me.” Literature references, letting Bokuto third wheel, being the smartest couple in the room, massaging one another’s shoulders after long days, words of affirmation, sitting on top of his desk, smiling as he edits another page; “are you coming to bed?” ‘quick, secret smiles. You two are matching portraits in a museum, your love equally as timeless and beautiful. 

Oikawa Tooru: alien bandaids, golden hour selfies, matching skin care routines, wrapping his bandages, phone calls to remind him of things, leaning his head on your shoulder, the king and queen couple; listening to each others insecurities, being his biggest cheerleader, holding your face like it’s the whole world, helping him learn spanish, constantly bragging about one another, stupid nicknames in each other’s phones,  “~Iwa-chan!~”, the Seijoh team rolling their eyes at your PDA, threats from Iwaizumi, making promises you intend to keep, being his rock, letting him cry if he needs to, petty rants, keeping nail files in your purse, knowing the real him, framed couple pictures, teasing him with the team; “I have faith in you;” being there when each other needs it. You two are beloved monarchs, ruling your domain hand in hand with benevolent smiles. 

Kuroo Tetsuro: matching leather jackets, red lipstick kisses, theater hopping, chemistry puns, trying (and failing) to get rid of his bed head, constantly handsy, late night drives, cram sessions, lipstick smudges on his neck, “I’m always this kind,” Yamamoto crying in the distance, “Kenma, love us!”, being double trouble, the power couple; better grades together, singing off key, ugly couple photos, sleeping on the train, awful, cackling laughter, adored by his grandparents, stroking your hair as you fall asleep curled onto a too small couch; making it work no matter what, your eyes shining with pride at all his games. Being on the same wavelength, adoring stares while brushing your teeth, kissing him by his tie, making out in the back of taxis, pulling him into a well needed hug without thinking, playing with your food, whispering ‘I love you’ into the crown of your head. You two are immortal lovers, reunited in this life, and all those after. 

Osamu Miya: late night diner runs, lazy mornings in, being business partners, staying up late drafting new menu items, slow dancing in the kitchen, all you can eat buffets, roses before every date, subtle pda; the domestic couple; matching outfits, holding hands with intertwined fingers, clutching your chests with heavy laughter from each other’s jokes, eating half each other’s plates on dinner dates; devouring ice cream by the tub while bingeing television shows, treating grocery store runs like dates, falling asleep to his heartbeat, comfortable silences, long talks while washing dishes, baking cookies at ungodly hours, hanging onto one another’s arms, sneaking away from parties to be alone, tracing patterns on one another’s skin, whispering “I love you” when the other isn’t listening, temple kisses, side hugs, growing into one another, cooking food as a love language, having immense pride for the one another. You two are best friends, falling in love with each other over and over again every day.

Atsumu Miya: neon colored lights reflecting off his hair, open mouthed kisses, toothy smirks, house parties, being one another’s arm candy, diamonds glinting under flashing lights, breathlessness, wandering hands, showering together, black lingerie, superfluous travelling, first class seating, poorly concealed hickies, clinking champagne glasses, “That’s my girl/boy!” wearing his track jacket, selfies in expensive hotels; the celebrity couple, “I don’t speak broke,” shiny engagement rings, paparazzi photos, explicit pictures, red sports cars, winks meant only for you, hands on your waist, matching manicures, tipsy kisses, flaunting cash, making out on kiss cams, holding ring covered hands, never being alone; cheesy romantic texts, only having eyes for one another. You two are wrapped around each other’s fingers tighter than a bandaid, and that’s how you like it. 

[1ddotdhq]

Sun 31 Jan ‘21 

Happy Walls Dayyy!!!!!! Today was the first anniversary of our #1 fave debut album of 2020, and we all celebrated, Louis included! Last but best thing first: WE GOT A DEMO!! Louis ended the day by publishing a dreamy clip of a demo of the title song ‘Walls’. His clear voice croons over beautiful sliding electric guitars and background reverberance- if that’s his FIRST draft then he is, as we knew, a GENIUS! AND, the King Himself came on twitter to interact with his “loyal” (his words) subjects (that’s us!). He popped up at first to say that his tour, when it comes around, will be “fucking unbelievable...this is our day!”, and talked about his favorite part of the last year (“the two shows I played”), what he noticed most when performing solo the first times (“the space on stage” ughhhh all the tears), what he was looking forward to after COVID (“everything”) and getting through these times- “remember that everything is going to be better when normality sets back in.” He also explained that while he was gonna put out merch today, he “didn’t want to market the day”, but rather make it “a celebration just for us”. But, uh, the merch will be coming eventually! He then replied that there were “too many greedy fuckers out there” who try turn celebratory events into a “cash grab” (to quote the fan), and harries then got mad at that because THEY were like this must be about Harry (lol uhhhh) and assumed he was shading him and Jeff rather than, I don’t know, his OWN FORMER LABEL?? Cool cool cool, but it’s still Harry’s moth on Spotify, so cope. He told us that his proudest moment on the album was recording the strings for the Walls the Single, that he wouldn’t have approached the process differently because he’s still really proud of the album, that he was most looking forward to us hearing KMM or Walls, that Doncaster is his fav place (to no one’s surprise lmao), and, asked what song he likes to rock out to off HIS ALBUM was like oh hey have I got a rec for you: “Maybe Tomorrow” by the Stereophonics. It goes, “think I'll walk me outside and buy a rainbow smile, but be free” and “maybe tomorrow I’ll find my way home” (huh is there something happening tomorrow that could be linked to... OH. Right. Huh. Well all that is just a coincidence I’m sure, it’s not like Louis ever said he likes to rec songs because he wants us to read into the lyrics or anything... oh wait.)    

LTHQ did a insta quiz over on their stories (I only got two questions wrong!) and they did the promised virtual listening party and tweeted along to each song and retweeted fans’ reactions (and all the usernames, larries everywhere, we SEE YOU). Friends of Louis joined in the celebration- Only The Poets, Ashton Irwin of 5SoS fame, Helene Hornyck (“all the love,” she said!), Isaac Anderson and more, and All On The Board made one of their lovely Frankenstein poems which mashing up a bunch of LT1 songs, but in keeping with the theme of the day (and COVID I GUESS) did it as fanart rather than the usual in person board. And all of that was the BORING part of the day, can you BELIEVE?? The FUN part was the Walls Fanart that was chosen to be the new Spotify cards on the official Walls album. As in, they are up right now if you want to go check them out, but I’m gonna tell you straight up: they’re half Harry tats! The Defenseless card, especially, as it is just straight up fanart of Harry’s moth tattoo, especially fun when he had JUST got us talking about its Papillion origin with his finsta! The artist had been worried that Louis would be mad at them for submitting ‘Larry art’, and was overjoyed to learn that, uh... apparently, he was NOT. That was not all! The ‘Too Young’ art card is H’s rose tattoo, ‘Habit’ and ‘Fearless’ were both different variations of H’s anatomical heart tat (the ‘Habit’ one even included the word kind :{) ), and the We Made It rainbow wheel did, in fact, make it to Spotify, just like we thought! “Perfect Now” was Louis standing under a rainbow spotlight—they made that one black and white for spotify but the artist shared the original version. Harries were beside themselves, and tagged Jeff (Azoff), Ben Winston, and Gemma Styles (what?), demanding that they make Louis take the art down because it was clearly Harry art, which 1.) how much more blatant can you be if even ANTIS are noticing and 2.) what sort of control do they think Jeff, Ben, and Gemma have over Louis seeing as, uh, none of them currently work for him??? Weird, are they thinking there might be some kind of link... between Harry and his team and Louis... tell me more antis, truly, I’m fascinated!

One would think that’s more than enough for one day but WAIT THERE’S MORE Zayn is in EXCELLENT quirky Zayn form having fun with his own merch—he posted a gremlin (from the old RL Stine movie ‘Gremlins’) in a NIL beanie captioned “one size fits all humanoid shaped heads” late last night, haaaaa. Yes, I agree! The red stitching really makes the gremlin’s red eyes pop, and his fangs have never looked this good! And the question arose, is Harry’s finsta actually just his side account for following nothing but gay meme accounts? Evidence—the discovery of a second follow, of the openlygayanimals account-- would suggest yes! Well that’s valid, imagine having to not only navigate the internet AS HARRY but also without funny memes of your choice, that’s no life to lead. And Niall complained on twitter that people didn’t understand his sense of humor because SARCASM! He also tweeted about golf, which I’m sure was cool for people who understand it.

[ur-favorite-queer-queen]

Internet Friends

For Maribat March day 4 theme internet friends

Master List

It was peaceful for once in the manor. Dick, Tim, Damian, Steph, Cass, and Babs were all in the living room doing their own thing. However peace cannot last forever and the silent atmosphere was interrupted by one Timothy Drake-Wayne. 

“Guys come check this out!” He exclaimed, his phone facing the others in the room. They all gathered around the phone, some more annoyed than others. On screen was a video and Tim hit play. 

It showed a girl with dark hair, blue eyes, and pale skin motioning for someone off screen to come over. There was music going on in the background and the girl was obviously getting impatient. The figure came on screen and they were all shocked to see it was Jason. Then at the top of the screen the words ‘Doing this trend with my overprotective best friend’ appeared and now they were very confused. Jason had never mentioned this girl before.

The music stopped and the girl repeated the lyrics “Look at my ass, look at my thighs” as she turned around. But before she could turn around Jason picked her up and carried her off screen before the video ended. 

“What was that?” Dick asked after a few seconds of silence. 

“It’s a trend on tik tok that girls usually do with their boyfriends, but in this case Jason and this girl are just best friends.” Steph answered. 

“How does Jason even know this girl?” Dick pointed out, asking the question that was on all of their minds. Unfortunately, no one, not even Tim, knew the answer. 

Cass then spoke up, “Watch more.” She grabbed Tim’s phone and played another video, however this time it was Jason holding the camera. He came over to the strange girl who looked to be baking something. She looked up at him weirdly, asking something that couldn’t be heard because of the audio playing, luckily they could read lips. 

‘What are you doing?’ She asked

Jason responded with ‘Just listen.’ 

She turned her attention to the camera as the lyrics “That’s my best friend, that’s my best friend” played. Jason was moving to the beat and that seemed to convince the girl to also move to the beat. The song continued with more lyrics playing “She’s not my girlfriend, she’s my best friend”. Then suddenly the lyrics “I just fuck her her from time to time” played and the girl whipped out her spoon and started whacking him on the head with it. She was screaming ‘LIES’ just before the video cut out. 

This led to them going on a spree of watching their tik toks. Apparently this was their shared account and both of them had separate accounts they planned to look at later. An hour had passed of them just watching their tik toks before they stumbled upon an intriguing one. The caption was ‘You guys asked for it, so I’ll explain. This is going to be my side of the story.’

It showed Margot, as they had found out her name was, sitting on her bed recording herself painting her nails a blood red as she talked. 

“Ok so you guys have been asking for this for a while so here it is. How I met Jason part one. And Jason will also be doing his side of the story, just so you’re aware, watch that after this. But this also takes place after the whole ‘Hawkmoth and Lila Incident’ so if you haven’t watched that storytime on my personal account, you should probably go do that.” 

One look at each other and they knew they were gonna look at the story afterwards. It was getting too good to leave now.

“So a long time ago I had a venting account on Instagram. Now I had many venting accounts, all with different usernames, including Twitter, Facebook, Snapchat, all that good stuff but Instagram is where I met Jason. I posted something about how death could never stop me because I had died by the hands of an akuma before but ladybug’s cure brought me back to life. But then later on in the post I said something about how if this one boy, you all know who he is, couldn’t take a hint then I would rather let death take me than bother living in this mortal realm. Jason ended up seeing the post since we were following each other at the time and DMed me. Now he said and I quote ‘Yo, my username at the time, if you need me to come and beat this guys ass I would be more than happy too. I would gladly let death claim me as well without your shit posts to relate to.’” 

She had tried to make her voice sound deeper and had stopped painting her nails so she could do air quotes. “Looking back on it now, that is such a Jason thing to say, but at the time I was pretty confused and mildly concerned. And time’s up, part two will be posted right now.” 

“Wait, what the heck is an akuma and ladybug’s cure and why did she die from it!?!?!” Dick shouted once the video ended. 

“Dick you don’t know what she’s talking about?” Babs asked in disbelief. 

“Tt, Grayson, and I thought you were one of the smart ones in this family.” Damian scoffed. 

“Does everyone here, but me, know what she's talking about?” Dick questioned, getting yes and nods from everyone in the room.

“Okay Dick,” Tim began, “This is gonna be pretty unbelievable and complicated so I’ll try to explain it as best I can in a short amount of time so we can finish her side of the story before dinner. So while I’m explaining don’t interrupt me.” 

He waited for Dick to nod his head before continuing. “There are jewelry called miraculous that house mini gods that grant powers to whoever has the jewelry. Each miraculous houses a different god thus a different power. Miraculous themselves, including the gods bound to them, are neutral so they can be used for good or evil depending on who wields them. 

Hawkmoth and Mayura used the butterfly and peacock miraculouses for evil purposes and were basically emotional terrorists to the people of Paris. Hawkmoth was able to send out a butterfly with magic to a person feeling negative emotions and manipulate them to do his bidding. These butterflies and villains created by the butterflies were called akumas. If you were or became an akuma you were akumatized. Mayura was able to send out a feather with magic that also used negative emotions to create a monster that aided the akuma. The feathers were called amuks and the monsters were called sentimonsters. 

That was when the heroes Ladybug and Chat Noir also came along and fought Hawkmoth. Ladybug had the ladybug miraculous which granted her the power of lucky charm and miraculous ladybug. Lucky charm gave her an item needed to defeat the akuma and miraculous ladybug reversed all the damage a fight caused. She also had the task of purifying the akuma, turning it back into a butterfly. Chat Noir had the black cat miraculous which granted the power of cataclysm, which made it so he could destroy anything he touched. The 2 worked as a team for around a year before they brought in other temporary heroes who are not that important. Eventually all their temp heroes’ identities were outed and they could no longer use them so they were back to square one. 

However many people noticed that Chat Noir was not taking his job as seriously, he began sitting out battles, flirting with ladybug while there was an akuma, and even getting civilians killed, relying too heavily on ladybug’s cure. We’re not exactly sure what happened, we assumed she snapped because one akuma attack Chat Noir was not there. Instead, there was a whole new team of miraculous wielders including Murder Hornet wielder of the bee miraculous who had the power venom which let her temporarily paralize her opponent, Red Illusion wielder of the fox miraculous who had the power mirage which let him create illusions, Peridot Protector wielder of the turtle miraculous who had the power shelter which allowed him to create indestructible shields, Medusa wielder of the snake miraculous who had the power second chance which allowed her to reset the time line as many times as needed to win the battle, Mustang wielder of the horse miraculous who had the power voyage which let him create portals, and a new black cat holder, Midnight. 

The team took 6 months to defeat Hawkmoth and Mayura, who turned out to be Gabriel Agreste and Natalie Sancour. The Justice League tried to recruit them but they all wanted to live normal lives. Ladybug still checks in every 3-6 months to reassure everyone she still has all the miraculous. I don’t blame them, especially Ladybug, for wanting a normal life. This whole thing started when they were around 13 and ended when they were around 17.”

Tim then clicked on part two of her story, not even waiting for Dick to recover from the huge information dump. 

It was the exact same place she was at in part one, and she was still painting her nails the same shade of blood red. “Okay guys part two of how Jason and I met. If you didn’t watch part one go watch then return to this one. So picking up where we left off I Dmed him back and we ended up having a very long conversation about murder, people not understanding the word no, and spineless cowards. This went on for quite a while of us just messaging each other and eventually we gave each other our emails and then phone numbers. I gave him my phone number just before I moved out of Paris. After like 6 months of texting we planned to meet up at some park in New York that was near the apartment I lived at at the time. Now in hindsight that was a very dumb move on my part so to all the kids watching don’t go meeting up with strangers you meet on the internet. Do as I say not as I did. I almost regretted my decision to meet up with him because he is intimidating as hell! He’s like over 6 foot tall, with muscles the size of my head! I honestly thought that I had put myself in a very bad situation but thankfully he was just as nice in real life like he was over text. We ended up hanging out a lot more and long story short we’re best friends!” 

It was at this point that she looked directly into the camera with a glare that could rival Batman’s, stating, “Literally just best friends to all the people who think shipping us is okay!” And just like that, it was gone, “Anyways see you guys next video, bye!” 

And with that the video ended and the Wayne children, minus Jason obviously, were left wondering how they missed the fact Jason had a female best friend. One where they declared their friendship on the internet nonetheless!

“Well that was certainly something.” Steph commented. 

“Yeah, who knew Jason could have a non hero friend that we didn’t know about.” Tim joked. 

“So are we gonna watch Jason’s part?” Dick asked. 

“I don’t think we have time for that, but we can watch it after dinner.” Tim suggested, “Alfred is probably on his way to get us right now.”

“Tt, what do we do now?” Damian questioned. 

It was then that Cass stole Tim’s phone and started to play a new tik tok. And it showed Margot trying to teach Jason how to do the WAP dance. They were never letting him hear the end of this.

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I am literally so sorry for that huge information dump with the miraculous. I did not expect to get that carried away while writing and by the time I realized it, it was too late and I had to post. Honestly because of how much I wrote I will probably use the miraculous holders names in a future fic, cause I’m lazy. :P Also if you wanna guess their identities feel free to! Anyways tomorrows prompt fic thing will be like a prequel for this one, it’s basically why Marinette now goes by Margot and why she lived/lives in New York. The prompt “Betrayal" will be connected to this as well. :)  Also sorry this was posted so late, I had things to do, that I still need to do...I hate procrastination

@maribatmarch-2k21

[newtonsheffield]

could we get more Goose and Edwina please?? maybe the rare appearance of a jealous!Goose?

Oh Goosey.

Despite being a truly handsome little gander, he has absolutely no idea what he brings to the table, or why am woman like Edwina would want to date him. And so, I think, while not prone to being particularly jealous, he sometimes felt at the beginning of the relationship, that she was probably going to have enough of dating him: a completely average guy and move on to someone else.

Play the theme song!

🎶Eddie and Goose, Eddie and goose, two little sunshine kiiids 🎶

The Bridgerton Wives Club were out in force last night with frequent co-conspirator Edwina Sheffield (27). Sheffield seemed animated as she spoke with Lucy Abernathy (23), and downright thrilled as her sister Kate Bridgerton (32) took to the karaoke stage to perform a Mariah Carey classic. But Sheffield looked at her most gleeful when Michael Stirling (26) ran into the outside with Fiancée Francesca Bridgerton (26) and their long time co-star Hamish Scott with whom Sheffield seemed quite cozy. Could it be that Sheffield has moved on from the Nerd Daddy of last week?

Matthew tried to ignore the swirling in his stomach as he exited out of the article, he picture of his girlfriend hugging another guy, her eyes happy and bright, following him even as he snapped the computer shut all together. You're being stupid. She says she loves you. Matthew told himself, but for some reason, it sounded like a lie. Edwina was an affectionate person, really. strangers who recognised her on the street found themselves pulled into her warm embrace. and her vocabulary was always littered with I love that, I love this, Ahhh I think I love you! And for some reason, he couldn't quite make himself believe that when she said it to him, whispered it to him in the dark before they fell asleep, that it was any different than when she said it to a barista.

A Knock sounded through his flat and Matthew shook his head to clear his thoughts as he made his way to the front door, swinging it open only to be engulfed in a warm hug seconds later, Edwina's familiar floral scent overpowering him just a little, as she left a light kiss against his startled lips. "Morning, honey." she said breezing past him lightly, while Matthew's mind raced to catch up. Always a little taken aback by how beautiful she looked when she appeared suddenly like this. Edwina was already at Darwin's tank, cooing softly to Mr. Tortoise, a few strawberries making their way into his bowl.

"How was last night?" The words slipped from Matthew's mouth a little harsher than he'd meant them really, Edwina's eyebrows shooting upwards as she turned towards him, shrugging a little. "It was good, Kate got predictably a little tipsy, she really needs to admit that her tolerance for alcohol has changed since Edmund, but Lucy was telling me about the wedding planning. Her dress sounds beautiful." She said it all lightly, her eyes locked to his, and Matthew felt momentarily stupid for the way he'd handled this. Of course this was just her, spending time with her sister and friends.

"Matt, is this...? Did you read the paper this morning?" Edwina asked softly. She was standing closer to him now, one hand reaching for him, to tug him into her chest. Matthew felt his heart skip at the contact, guilt pooling in his stomach. And a lie should have falle so easily from his lips, but that wasn;t how they were together. "Yes." Edwina sighed a little, forcing him onto the sofa, perching herself in his lap seconds later, her hands running through his hair. "Matt, Hamish is a friend. We've known each other for a long time. Nothing going on, I promise." She said gently, her voice even, eyes locked on his, and the guilt settled more firmly.

Matthew cracked, sighing. "I know that, Eddie, and I know that we're in a committed relationship," Edwina nodded, "And I trust you 100%. But it's hard when everyone kind of expects you to end up with someone... better than me." Silence echoed through the room, Matthew felt his ears burn a little at the admission. Edwina's eyes widened, shocked as she swallowed forcefully. "Matt," she started slowly, Matthew's stomach rolling uncomfortably, suddenly afraid of what she would say next, "there's no one better than you. And I know that we agreed we wouldn't publicise this really, that we didn't need to, but if that's going to make you..." She trailed off again as Matthew shook his head. "You're enough for me. I'm sorry, I'm just... not really used to dating someone so..." he searched for the word. "Complicated?" she supplied dryly. Matthew rolled his eyes. "Amazing?" He finished as Edwina's own eyes rolled, though her lips found his seconds later.

And maybe it was unflattering but when Edwina posted a picture of the two of them in the kitchen that afternoon with the caption Sorry, Nerd Daddy still in play. He did feel a savage sort of pride. Though her sister's obscene emoji usage was a little embarrassing.