#But AUGH WOMEN

[poisoned-pearls]

valentines themed post in January?? More likely than you think!

[nat-20s]

OUGH does UNIT have a Men In Black type section where they sort out aliens getting to live lives on Earth?? Because if so Donna should work that section because a: Donna would be a fucking AMAZING alien social worker she's always been so so good at Seeing people and b: Catherine Tate look hot in suit

[bvckbiter]

fandom talks too little about hylla and reyna. reyna killed her father when she thought he'd killed hylla. hylla dragged them out of puerto rico and found them sanctuary and employment on circe's island AND became one of circe's favorites. then when they got captured by blackbeard hylla also got them out of that situation by out-pirating literal immortal pirates. then in a span of three years, they split up, found their own ways to the amazons and cj, and became the leaders of their respective factions. when hylla's queenship was being threatened by otrera in son, she plotted a counter-coup and defeated an amazon queen who couldn't die two nights in a row in one-on-one combat, THEN led her cavalry to camp jupiter. (ik this woman slept like a corpse for a week afterwards). hylla used reyna as an absolutely ruthless bait-and-switch to capture orion, and all reyna said in response to that was, "bet." reyna carries insurmountable amounts of both guilt and gratitude towards her sister. even though they havent seen each other in a while, hylla still drops everything and does everything in her power to save her baby sister when she knows reyna needs her.

[blackbatcass]

we as a community should be more insane over wally’s relationship with joan garrick i think. she says continually that she sees wally as a grandson to the point where a group of villains mistakenly thought that jay was actually wally’s grandfather. she was his one connection to the legacies of the previous flashes during the time when jay and barry and iris were all dead. she has pictures of him as a kid in photo albums. she moved from keystone to new york to be with his mom when they thought he had died. wally says he likes talking to joan more than he likes talking to his own mother and feels more comfortable with her.

[ultimate-bad-decision]

...tell me ur touch starved without telling me ur touch starv-

*gets hit with a frying pan*

[feroluce]

Me: I wonder what Hook calls Sampo in the Japanese dub? Probably oji-san, since it's shushu in the original Chinese?

Hook: Sampo-ojichan!!

Oji is "uncle," which is hilarious because Hook calls Natasha by "older sister" when she wants something. So Hook either just really wants to get on Natasha's good side, or she takes Sampo at face value when he refers to himself as an old man. She trusts him a lot and takes him at his word and she calls him as such!

And Sampo calls Hook either ojou-san or oujo-san (I can't find the Japanese sub to see the spelling, and I can't tell them apart by ear)!

One spelling, oujo, means "princess," it's how you would refer to royalty. The other, ojou, (which I assume is what he's actually saying) is something you call the young lady of a high-class family with a high social standing. In Genshin Impact, the intro scene for a popular ship, chilumi, shows Childe calling Lumine ojou-chan, which the English dub translated as "girlie." Since Sampo uses -san instead of -chan, his is more formal and respectful, it's more like "young lady."

...It's also how you would refer to the daughter of a yakuza leader, which I love, since Hook leads her own little gang (the Moles) skzhkskdkd

But it really gets me in the heart, because! Hook is generally looked at as a delinquent by most adults. Which I mean. Not without good reason, she

calls Natasha an old witch

frequently sneaks out into the Fragmentum

has left graffiti all over the side of the orphanage

was constantly picking fights with other kids

beat a man unconscious for stealing from her dad

and has already picked up on how business gets done in the Underworld, and uses/actively participates in it to get what she wants- she basically acts an information broker

like Hook earns her reputation haha. The Underground is lucky that what Hook wants is just like. Candy and toys and to play hide-and-seek. I'm sure she'll have the capability to raise all kinds of hell and be more like an actual gang leader when she's older, even if she chooses not to act on it.

So Sampo calling her so politely and respectfully is really sweet and cute! Yes, he's polite and respectful with everyone, but that's just it- he treats Hook much like he does everyone else. He doesn't tell her to buzz off because she's a kid. He doesn't lie or try to cheat her or assume she's naive because of her age. He never talks down to her. He really does just treat her like a respected business partner and he takes her seriously, which Hook really seems to appreciate. And even when Sampo does treat her like a kid, it's not in a negative way; he guides her on little adventures and chats with her and takes her for joy rides on his moped. All of which Hook also really appreciates, since everyone else is too busy trying to get by to make time to play with her. She absolutely adores him.

I hope they officially join forces someday and terrorize all of Belobog with their shenanigans JSKJZNDKSJ

So Hook calls Sampo "Uncle Sampo" in a particularly affectionate/endeared tone, and Sampo calls Hook "Young Miss Hook" in a very respectful tone! And to reiterate:

[bonefall]

YOO LETW GO MOONKITTO BUMBLE

BUMBLE FANS STAY WINNIN', WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE GET JUSTICE FOR OUR WOMAN

[doctor-vertigo]

I know I JUST made a shitpost post yesterday, but I cannot get Dark Enchantress off my mind, she’s such a compelling villain and also she’s really hot

[redishflavor]

IM SO GAY FOR HER??? ISTG "Shush, my lady, let us enjoy this moment" IN MY BED????? PLEASE??? PLEASE LET ME BOUNCE ON THAT STRAP🙏🙏

[noecoded]

scwibbles

[another-delta-lover]

Girl heavy? :3 pwease?

i wamted to draw ma ocs.... so...

MY FIRST WOMEN EVER DRAWN!! E.......ENJOY????

FRANZISKA AND NIKOLINA!!!! RAAHHH

I'M NEVER DRAWING WOMEN AGAIN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ rAAAAHHH

[our-queer-experience]

someone on in my reblogs said lia thomas(the only trans swimmer anyone knows, apparently) hasnt gone through hrt and therefor shouldnt compete with women. um. i dont know how to break this to you.

she was on hormones for two years before competing in womens sports. guys. do some reading before you go off on the internet.

[sergle]

I'm not friends with nearly enough women

[meatmunching]

Finished Heavenly Tyrant yesterday. Absolutely fucking incredible, made me weep, extremely powerful and complex and beautiful

Also reminded me why leftist men make me want to rrrrrip EVERYYYYY follicle of hair!

Out!

Of!

My!

Scalp!!

[notsoprocreations]

The girls <3

[ID: Two images of two sketches on soft brown backgrounds. The first is of Nyx from Hades the game, she’s looking at the camera neutrally, with her hands folded in her lap. The shading is blacked out and there are white highlights and sparkles around her. The lines of her clothing fade into roughly drawn mist at the edges. The second image is of Eurydice, from Hades. She is drawn very roughly, and very similarly to her in game sprite; with her hand on her hip, smiling. She has dark and white sparkles around her. Both images have the artist’s signatures and watermarks.]

[yyunko]

I miss HoneyBea