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holnnetd · 25 days ago

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Let's talk literature.

Nvm, just have some more Hare!König because fuuck, I need his silly little tail and pretty soul-less eyes and those legs. OMFG

Legs.

Hare!König has some strong legs canonically, but FUCK Hare Hybrid!König crushes unripe watermelons like it's a grape between his fingers with those thighs.

Talking about those legs of his. Hare!König would in any situation where he sits, want you to step between those legs of his. He'd love to have your legs barely brushing against his huge legs. He doesn't strike me as a lap-straddling guy, no, he's more open for you to sit on his thigh and look at him smash some guys on his switch.

Hare!König enjoys being licked. Why? Hares get licked as a sense of dominance. While cats do the opposite, they lick to assert dominance. He strikes me awfully as someone who'd want you to rest on him and pepper him with kisses, being licked in any shape of form is just a way of making him feel manly and boosting his ego.

Hare!König sleeps barely covered. Unlike bunnies, hares don't dig themselves into the ground, but make shallow little holes and sleep in those, making them look like they are playing hide & seek while failing miserably. He does that too. Even if you cover him up at night he will kick his cover off of his body and wake up without anything covering him. His shirt? Whole chest uncovered. Pants? One pant is up to his thigh while other down, waistband exposing a good majority of his v-line.

Hare!König that's just so ridiculously horny for no reason. He cums too fast, really. God forbid he gets those hands of his on your body. One squeeze of your ass and he's already semi-hard, tip red and angry. Send him a picture in lingerie or nothing at all? He's fisting himself there on the spot. That comes from the "heat" all around the year aspect. He basically has the horniness level of a teenager that discovered how to search up "big boobs" on their mom's laptop.

Hare!König that really likes eating greens. Refuses to touch a carrot, but loves to eat a whole bowl of salad with tomatoes and vinegar sauce. Drop in some olives and he could eat it all day long. Low-key prefers greens over meat, but keeps a very strict one to one ratio so he stays big and strong. Ridiculous mommies boy.

Hare!König who enjoys sweets. So, so much. REALLY loves pastries with fruits in them. Give him some warm apple pie with a scoop of ice cream and he's sold, ready to pop a ring out of nowhere and get on his knees. Maybe lock you to show off that you're the dominant one from now on. You can bake? You two are practically married. Cozy little partner that makes cakes and cookies and bread and oh... Please don't tell him more, he couldn't possibly handle the fact you are even more perfect then you are.