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the thing about trying to recommend fiction podcasts to someone who isn't familiar with them is that not only are so so many genres represented but also the level of production can fall anywhere from "basically an audiobook" to "major motion picture minus the pictures"
#original#idk just something i think about sometimes#you can read a description to get a sense of the genre/plot/vibe but you truly dont know What exactly youre getting into till you listen#with nonfiction podcasts it tends to be easier to get a read on whether its gonna be like. some buddies fucking around with a mic#or more like a whole documentary#or with fiction books there can be different framings but the actual makeup of the thing is almost always the same#idk what im saying at this point i need to stop putting so much bullshit in tags#whatever#audio drama
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uhmhmhmmm just occasional thoughts about Daniel's interaction with Marius
#(can't wait to see old Daniel shutting him up immediately)#sorry i can't stand Marius's hypocritic ass and since his role in Lestat's life is unavoidable then i just need to see Daniel's reaction#because old Daniel is definitely going to be much different from the book one (who ended up living with Marius at some point š)#like oh damn he isn't going to deal with Marius's bullshit and his āim the smartest person in the roomā behavior#and ofc im sure he is going to call the fucker out for all the shit he did to Armand#iwtv#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#iwtv daniel#daniel molloy#marius de romanus#iwtv fanart#vampire chronicles#my fanart
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Aesthetic sketchbook tours ruined a generation of artists
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day 3: your life is mine ā”
(femslashfeb prompt list)
#minifemslashfeb2024#this is how you lose the time war#tihylttw#book jumpscare!#yes I read it because of the trigun tweet#everyone say thank you bigolas dickolas wolfwood#this is based on their early book appearances!#they do change appearances a lot throughout the book tho#it is so epic I also do recommend it#sapphic sci-fi... time travel bullshit... my kind of genre...#bro this might be the first book fanart on this blog#that's wild. all these years. WHERE is my book fanart
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Armand is someone who has been has been trained (in brothels, by Marius, and by 500+ years worth of life experience) to adapt himself to what the people around him want. Throughout seasons 1-2, different people get very different versions of Armand, depending on who they are and whoās retelling the story at the time.
Itās the primary way Armand protects himself, whether heās a teenage sex slave or the oldest, strongest person in the room. Itās how he controls people. Fundamentally, itās the only way Armand knows to make people love him (an approximation of love at least). Worse, itās the only way Armand knows how to love ā by twisting and contorting himself into whatever form he thinks his current obsession wants or needs him to be. He even does it to his victims for crying out loud.
And then hereās Daniel, who is constantly seeking authenticity and truth. Whoās bullshit detector is never āoffā. Who cannot tolerate any kind of masquerade, manipulation or lie ā no matter how kind or well intentioned. Not out of any moral or ethical objection, but because Daniel simply cannot leave things well enough alone once something attracts his attention. He has to know. He has to see where it goes and how it ends.
āItās my job, Iām built this wayā
āItās in your nature, Mr Molloy. Couldnāt get out the door without lobbing one more bomb.ā
Daniel knew something was off about āRashidā from the beginning, so he began to pick the situation in Dubai apart until Armand revealed himself. And then he kept going until he completely destroyed the narrative Armand had spent 77 years constructing.
Daniel deliberately and systematically pulled āArmand, Amadeo, Arunā apart and laid him bare with nothing but but a laptop, some free time, a near-suicidal disregard for his own personal safety and a mouth that just wouldnāt quit.
Thereās power in being seen, in being known, ugly parts and all. What would it feel like, to be completely exposed like that for the first time in centuries?
So yeah it makes sense to me that Armand, who puts on all these acts and artifices to draw people in, but which only serve to ensure theyāre kept at a distance, would turn his big sad orange eyes on the person who blew them all to smithereens and be all āā¦I wanna do this forever, actually.ā
#this is word vomit but follow along on the journey anyway#armandās bullshit doesnāt work on daniel and after 500+ years it must be terrifying and liberating all at once for armand#like to what extent does armand even know who he is under everything?#how can you be so old and yet have such a fragile sense of self?#and yet here we are#meanwhile daniel ādude i know who you are and youāre an ASSHOLEā#it lines up with book!devils minion where daniel sees armand as a predator and a monster and loves him any way#daniel molloy#armand#devilās minion#armandaniel#amc interview with the vampire#amc iwtv
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Farcebook could at least make to the effort with these, so the other "Fact Check" is not as obviously bullshit.
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Everyone whoās complaining about Hera being the mc of war of the Rohirrim- genuinely who do you think should be the mc instead??
Because I reread the story in the appendices, and I understand that she doesnāt even get a name in the book, but sheās literally the only character thatās there for all the action and doesnāt die partway through.
Her brothers? Dead. Helm Hammerhand? Dead. Her cousin? Gone for most of the battles. And it makes way more sense to focus on Helmās daughter- someone with deep emotional ties to all this loss, and an emotional tie to the villain- as opposed to focusing on some random soldier or general
Just say you hate women and leave it at that, donāt try to justify it with āI just want it to be accurate to the books!ā
#my grandpa literally was going off about how dumb he thinks having a female lead is- all the forced feminism bullshit#and I was so ready to fight that old man#is hera a perfect character? no! but sheās getting so much more hate than any other character for no reason#if anyone can name a single character from the books that would make narrative sense to be at all the climactic scenes#be my guest#but thereās literally no one else#lotr#war of the rohirrim#the war of the rohirrim#hera hammerhand
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There's this way of doing female-ness in Christianity that I call "pastel flower journal Christianity." I've got nothing against pastel flower journals per se, but for some reason people believe it's the end all and be all of female spirituality, and I think it's a real disservice towards young Christian women.
One of these days I'd like to start a prayer-and-reading group or something for young women, but there would be no floral themes or over-focus on how "God thinks you're beautiful even if the world doesn't" (a true statement, but it's wayyyyy too often the focus in women's spiritual reading). Instead we would be reading:
Seneca's Letters from a Stoic
Frankl's Man's Search for Meaning
Sheed's A Map of Life
Portions of Pieper's book on leisure
Kreeft's Three Philosophies of Life
Guardini's The Lord (or something similar)
Therese's Story of a Soul
and some select portions of the Nicomachean Ethics.
(Also they're all getting the porn talk. I don't know why we give the porn talk to young men but not young women. There's this idea that women don't use porn and they only need the talk about "guarding their heart." Bullshit. There's porn on the YA shelves of Barnes and Nobles and before that there were bodice rippers. Young women need the porn talk too.)
Every young woman needs to be getting a basic grounding in virtue ethics, logic, natural law, scholastic philosophy and Biblical hermeneutics if they're going to get by in today's spiritual landscape. Enough faffery and emotionalism in young women's spiritual education! Give them real food to chew on, not pasty sentimentalism!
#Christian femininity#Christian women#Christian#Christianity#Catholicism#Catholic women#Catholic femininity#Catholic feminism#Catholic#I'm sure there should be something by Stein on this list but I haven't read her stuff yet#Anyway if I could shove one book into the hands of every young woman on this site#it would be either Letters from a Stoic or Man's Search for Meaning.#I think a lot of women on this site could benefit from those two books alone.#Much of the way we treat women's sense of spirituality and ethics is trusting them to just blindly feel their way to the right answer#While we give young men clear-cut instructions and reasoning.#It's bullshit. And it's actively harmful. I would never say feelings are useless#but without a well-formed intellect and conscience they're just not going to carry you as far as you need to go on their own.#I had the value of a good moral and philosophical education because of where I went to schoolāsame as the boys in my class.#And it's spared me so much grief. People put the tools in my hands to make smart decisions and empowered me to seek the good.#All young women deserve the same.
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getting ready for a date with fordsy!!!! (ie chaining him down and singing to him)
#gravity falls#bill cipher#the book of bill#the book of bill spoilers#tbob#billford#im back on my bill cipher bullshit i love this gay ass loser traumatised triangle#boxy art
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heās so aroace to me
#back on my bullshit again !!!!!!!!#iām normal about ford btw (lying)#gravity falls#gf#ford pines#stanford pines#the book of bill#book of bill#aroace#aroace ford#aroace ford pines#my posts
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Watching Loki. Iām on episode 4 and Iām trying to see what the hype was about
#Iām on s1e4 and this shit isnāt gripping my attention at ALL#usually it takes me a season or two to care about a show tho so Iāll be kind to it#is this probably a wild take? eh maybe#some shows I like instantly but this surely aināt it.#it is a fun concept but man Iām just#theyāre not going enough into the absolute batshit shenanigans :(#but that might just me loving comic book camp and itās far more serious#Iām just so glad they didnāt make both Lokis be a couple thank hood#*god#bro I just need it to get UBER time fuckey and have fourth dimension bullshit involved#update on S1E5 and Iām just waiting for interesting shit to happen#bones speaks#ok it might be getting interesting. they have kinship#Oop and theyāre captured. andddd heās stuck in his own purgatory? oh itās a time loop. nice.#I like Mobius the best. heās fun and his charisma is just fantastic. Iām glad they centered his on character a lot and intrigued to see#and where his character goes#GOD NO THEYRE MAKING SYLVIE AND LOKI A THING FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU#god I HATE that shit cmon. make him fall in love with Mobius u dumb fucks itās so much more of an interesting take
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booktok cannot handle unfriendly or emotionally complex female characters. show them a woman whoās a little problematic and they start shaking and shitting themselves. women can be either be martyrs or victims, anything else and ppl short circuit. men can be fucked up emotionally manipulative mass murders but if women have one unpalatable emotion theyāre drawn & quartered.
if booktok bitches saw the female characters i liked they would piss blood for a week !!!!
#acotar#a court of thorns and roses#nesta archeron#twilight#rosalie hale#killing eve#villanelle#colleen hoover#booktok#books#i like VILLAINS !!!!!!!#give me IRREDEEMABLE WOMEN!!!#and make them GAY !!!!!!#pro nesta#this is mostly about her tbh#she was MY GIRL!!!!#and her rememption arc was bullshit#let her stay a lil evil and let me love that for her#also the bitches that accept rhys for lying to feyre about her autonomy but not for nesta for reacting poorly to her intense deep seeded#CHILDHOOD TRUAMA LMFAO#female trauma is only okay if they ādeal with it correctly#men can do whatever they want tho š
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i lied. put your clothes back on. weāre going to talk about how if dc didnāt kill off kara back in the 80s and made it a point to keep her dead for 18 years because of their misogyny, she wouldāve been one of dcās most prominent characters (like dick grayson is right now) with a 100+ issues run during the 90ās, a great supporting cast and a variety of villains. instead, for the last 20 years, sheās been deaged to a teen three times, each time more detrimental than the last. sheās in the best position sheās been ever since she came back because now sheās an adult again, yet dc keeps giving her stories to be written by people who donāt understand her.
#supergirl#kara zor el#i KNOW sheās an important character in dc#especially live action#but comic!kara has been stuck in a limbo for such a long time#even after wot dc didnāt use the opportunity of the traction the book made to give kara a good solo#AND they didnāt even need to search for an author#pkj WANTED to write the story#i donāt know if ALL the words i used here a correctly used#but iām tired and i donāt care#like physically tired#but also of dcās bullshit lol
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I'm trying to avoid getting spoiled so I haven't looked up what's happening in the Jp server's main story, but for my own sanity I need to ask; is the story at a point where we know whether Lilia will get better/survive his almost-empty magic reserves..? Was it a true death flag from the start or only a plot device for malleus' overblot....?
not yet! I do think they're going to get back to it eventually, but -- keeping it as low spoilers as possible -- there's been...let's just say a LOT going on in the meantime.
enjoy 7-6!!! :)
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers#i AM going to talk more about spoilers for a minute (i will try to keep it just up to 7-6 stuff though)#but i have. THEORIES.#my current hypothesis (based on absolutely nothing except vibes)#is that they're going to find the princess glow and use it to save lilia#via magic boost or...something. idk it was vaguely-defined enough they can handwave exactly how#because. look. they made a point of introducing this super powerful macguffin gemstone with magical dad-saving powers#and then never solidly established what happened to it#(twst? talk at length about something totally irrelevant that never comes up again? surely not)#but it would tie in very nicely with the rest of the parallels between silver and the knight of dawn#and i like how it would be sorta like...a little bit of meleanor coming back to save lilia#(again) (less violently this time)#my even-more-based-on-nothing theory is that crowley might have the princess glow and this might segue into whatever's going on with him#as always i could be completely wrong but i'm just. y'know. feeling it.#i'm still obsessing over that one line from episode 4 where azul was like 'oh yeah i totally know crowley's big secret'#which was most likely azul bullshitting but i'm still like IT'S GONNA COME BACK AAAAANY DAY NOW#(at this point no one will be more shocked than i) (the validation would be nice though)
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keefe pov for an entire book in the human world is such a funny concept. i hope it switches genres from fantasy to contemporary romance. shannon dive full in and have him pine for sophie for 400 pages straight with little to no plot. take the final leap shannon.
#im not the biggest sokeefe fan but i do think it would be incredibly funny#this book sounds like its going to be a lot different from all the others and i hope she utilizes that to full capacity#i hope he names the fox sophie and says some bullshit about how its fur in the sun reminds him of the golden flecks in her eyes#kotlc#sokeefe
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there is no courage in flirting with fear
to prove you're alive
Reblog > likes!!!
#TOXIC RELATIONSHIP SAVE ME#SAVE ME TOXIC RELATIONSHIP#i see bill cipher i cant NOT make him a creature#anyways these two are so so so fucked up im obsessd with them#*oh sixer it would eat you alive* ARE YOU KIDDING????? YOU WANNA FUCK THAT GUY SO BAD ITS PATHETIC#i neeeeeeed them to fuck nasty and also rip each others hearts out. literally like with blood and evertything#none of this figurative bullshit i want violence#they really are hand in unlovable hand huh#anyways#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#gravity falls#book of bill#toxic yaoi#i think#ALSO GO LISTEN TO EAT YOU ALIVE BY THE OH HELLOS#BANGER SONG
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