#Bruh moment number 5

[gothic-thoughts]

Second Chances

(yes i played clarinet in HS. no we not gon talk about it 😭🧍🏾‍♀️)

Part 1! Dio Brando x Black Fem Reader Fluff

College Football!Dio, Band Geek!Reader(me fr), ModernAU, Drabble(esque)

CW: reader is fed up😭

Word Count: 981

TW: bullying mention, not proofread

After the university won the game, the football team was swarmed by people to congratulate them. Especially Dio, the star wide receiver, who was surrounded by cheerleaders fawning over him and the win. (Y/n) wades through the commotion with her marching band hat under her arm and her clarinet case in her free hand as she pushes past the crowd. The Center walks over to Dio and playfully snatches his helmet away while the Running Back rests his arm on his shoulder.

"Whatchu looking at, Dee?" Center asked.

"That your girl?" the Running Back teased.

"Not yet," Dio replied with a smug grin. “That's (Y/n), we got like two classes together. She's in the marching band."

Center laughed thinking he was kidding, "Pretty nerdy, guessing you want her to help you study?"

The Running Back laughs along, "Yeah, you need more nerds to help you with your homework?"

"Nah, I tried bullying her cuz she's in marching band." Dio chuckles fondly at the memory of their first encounter, "But she shut me the hell down. She may be a short-ass band nerd but, goddamn, she's got one hell of a fuckin spine."

He sees her finally exit the sea of people who once filled the audience and adjust her marching band jacket before turning down a relatively empty corridor. Dio playfully chases after her and he catches up to her and grabs her shoulder lightly from behind.

"Hey, Short Stack."

“You again? What do you want now?”

"You." Dio winks.

“Ugh.”

She shrugs him off her shoulder and turns around, continuing down the hall only for him to casually follow her with his signature smirk.

"You know, I can't tell if you hate me or like me."

“I don't know enough about you but let's go with I dislike you.”

Dio moves closer, "I don't know, I feel like you do. Besides, if you don't even know me then you shouldn't make judgments about me, short stuff."

“Oh really? Our first encounter, you made me late trying to bully me.”

"Oh right. But I think we should let bygones be bygones. Besides, people change. And people can start over."

“Not when that first encounter happened 4 fuckin’ days ago. Mind you, I was late for practice for the halftime show at the game you just won.”

"Listen Short Stack; are ya gonna let something so minor keep you from doin' that? Like c’mon, that was Monday."

(Y/n) stops mid-step and looks up at him with a narrowed irritated glare.

“No, you listen, Number 33.” She poked his chest, “Not like you asked, but the band director is strict as fuck. If any of us is more than 5 minutes late, we usually have to stay an extra 10 after class to make up for it. But since the game was this week, your fuckin’ song and dance made me have to stay an extra 25 minutes and walk in the fuckin’ rain. That was my Monday."

(Y/n) turns away and storms off down the hall, turning the next corner. Dio's composure breaks for a moment before he sighs and puts his hands in his pockets. Despite the mask of playfulness on his face, he does feel bad for making her go through that.

He also feels slight shame since he’s not used to losing these kinds of encounters with girls. They were usually falling all over him, hesitant to argue, much less yell at him. Dio sighs and follows her around the corner, now getting into a more serious demeanor.

"I have a compromise for you," Dio says calmly. "Hear me out real quick."

She sucks her teeth, “Bruh!”

“I mean it, as a way to apologize.”

“Just apologize.”

“Not good at that, so I want to do something for you to prove it.”

“A deal?” 

“Just hear me out

She sighs deeply, “What is it?”

"Let me take you on a date to make up for those 25 minutes."

(Y/n) genuinely chuckles, “You want to take me on a 25-minute date, Dio?”

“Tch, no, I’ll take you on a date and I have 25 minutes to make you feel better about what I did Monday. If I don't, you can leave and I won't bother you again."

“Hmm...”

“I mean of course I’ll find you around school for more of this lovely attention you’re giving me right now, but I won’t bother you.”

Another deep sigh. “Can’t believe I’m doin’ this. Fine, but I pick the place and time.”

"Sounds fine to me, where and when?"

“How about another compromise; I'll give you my Insta and text you all the info if you go change out your uniform.”

"A compromise within a compromise. I like it." Dio said with a sly grin. “And what's wrong with the uniform, it's a chick magnet."

“Yeah, not with the smell.” She laughs, “ Like I know we’re both sweaty, but you smell like ass and grass so...”

"Hey, that's just cuz of the game. After I clean myself I smell like a bouquet of flowers."

“You gonna have to prove that cuz that’s not what I’m inhaling right now.”

Dio laughs as he takes out his phone, “Alright, alright; message received. I’ll go now.”

(Y/n) puts her clarinet case down and takes his phone to follow herself on Instagram before handing it back. Dio notices the smile on her face and his eyes follow her movements, even as she starts to walk away. He thinks for a moment; she had every chance to shoot him down and yet she agrees to let him take her to a date. 

Was she interested, or was this her just way of being spiteful? Either way, he was willing to find out. Dio stares at the screen of his phone, reading her Instagram handle over and over again. After reading it a second time, his smirk returns.

[cressthebest]

Crimson Rivers thoughts pt. 42

chapter 64:

1. “They literally just laid their guns down, because apparently they've been spread so thin and their working conditions are so shit that they had all agreed to surrender if rebels showed up.” LMAO me as an auror fr

2. LMAOO “As it turns out, a war not hard-won is just…awkward.” NOT FOR LONG

3. SCREAMING OH MY GOD AROMATIC/AROSPEC BARTY!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD

4. amos noooooo!!!!!! i loved him!!! no!!!!

5. “This is what no one says:

It's war. What did you expect?”

what if i started crying, huh? what would you do then? if i started crying???

6. “They never find out why those fifteen people weren't immune when everyone else is. They never will. Sometimes, in life, things will always be a mystery.” those fuckers were dehydrated af

7. NOOOOOOOOO SYBILL!!

8. heavy angry breathing at the “13 to dine, first to rise dies” reference

9. oh my god i’m grinning so hard over their disability aids. the cane and hearing aids and gloves!!!

10. “What James wants, James gets.” 👀 *cough pillow cough cough princess cough*

11. SCREEEEEEEEE NO ONE EVER THINKS TO LOOK UP

12. seeing rudolphus cry over rabastan as sirius and regulus are watching is freaking heartbreaking

13. “it wasn't until Remus soothed him that [Sirius] stopped threatening to choke Dumbledore with his own beard.” dhkajdksjdksksjdkjsjd ME FR

14. “When [Remus] was young, he punched walls and spit in the face of Aurors dragging him to whipping posts. He had blood in his mouth more often than something sweet, and so that became his favorite meal.” holy shit holy shit holy shit this is like an iconic line that people need to quote more often. it’s so badass

15. 😦😦😦 what happened to lily’s house. what happened. what happened to it???!

16. the lupin reunion has me on the brink of tears

17. “"I'm warning you, Tim," Regulus snaps, "if you touch me, you're going to die."

Tim doesn't listen to him”

regulus continuously gives warnings about what he will do if people don’t listen to him. and for some reason, people still fucking test him

“he's starting to think he's some sort of prophet or something.” 😭😭😭

chapter 65:

1. kingsley and lily never being close again breaks me more than i can describe.

2. lily and bingley ☺️☺️

3. stop!!!! stop making plans!!! marlene and dorcas need to stop making “after-war” plans!!! i can’t do this shit!!!! no!!!! it’s gonna break my heart!!

4. marlene with a baby giving dorcas baby fever. i just. i can’t. i can’t do this

5. “someday, people will look back on these battles and describe them in numbers instead of names.” this is a line i’ll remember long into my life. i’ll never forget this line. genuinely

6. “"Hi," Sirius greets warmly when the door opens. His eyes are sparkling. Pretty, pretty, pretty.

Remus nearly melts. "Hi."

"Is that boy of yours at the door?" Lyall calls out, and Remus grins the moment Sirius looks delighted and flustered by this title, his face turning red.”

same vibe

7. remus and lyall fucking with sirius is written genius 😭😭😭

8. sirius is literal just kissing and biting and sucking all over remus’ neck and ears, and remus is literally talking about how people died 😭😭😭 wtf that’s so them fr

9. remus and sirius are the ultimate ship to me, forever and always. to me, they’re more canon than harry and ginny or like ron and hermione. i love them, your honor

10. “the mere thought makes him feel entirely too happy to describe. So, naturally, he treats it with suspicion”

bruh this is like harry resisting the imperious curse 😭😭😭

11. knife kink james is back y’all. reg is like “i’ll never hurt you with a dagger.” and james is like, “oh. 😞” BYE

[purplemninja]

Little Nightmares hot takes

[Feel free to comment or reblog with hot takes of your own]

Someone on the LN subreddit asked for people's hot takes and I commented a bunch of spicy ones that I have, which I will copy and paste here (though the last one will have something added to it):

1- People who say that Mono is an uwu-softboi or portray him as such are awful and are doing him a disservice. Like, you can not look at his battle against the Thin Man and pretend that he's a pacifist, not to mention the other kills he made in-game. His fight against the Thin Man and moving the tower towards himself is his most badass moment and these rougher edges to him make him a much more interesting character. So by taking that away and acting like he wouldn't hurt a fly really doesn't do Mono's character and arc any favours, it just ruins it, so people have seriously got to stop thinking that he's a 'pwecious widdle angel' when he clearly isn't, especially when it hurts his character and story.

2- I'm pretty sure that people are expecting this one but the fandom needs to lay off Six, and way the fandom makes it so that Six must either be totally good or totally bad and is not allowed to be morally grey (in between) is so irritating. Just like with Mono, taking away Six's rough edges or smooth ones hurt her character and make her way less interesting. Also no surprise that I say this but the way that the anti-Six people treat her is so awful.

3- In addition to what I said about the golden child Mono stans in number 1, the way that the FNAF books treat Henry is very much like how the fandom treats Mono - only his suffering matters, screw everyone else. Or some go even stupider and treat all of the characters in LN except Six sort of in the same way that the FNAF books treat Henry, basically like "Six and her suffering? She should shut up and suck it up" or even going as far to say that she deserves her suffering. While just about all the other characters (Mono most especially) have their suffering dealt with a gentle hand.

4- I'm pretty sure this is ghost-pepper level spicy but it's so dumb that the fandom claims that Roger is nice. Like bruh, he literally has blood stains on his vest, chases kids, you can hear one that he catches whimpering as he takes them away, wraps them up to be taken to the kitchen, and there's a bloody guillotine in vicinity. Just because he doesn't kill Six or RK on-screen means he's nice? What?

5- They should've made a LN2 DLC where you play the game as Six and get to see her perspective of everything that happened, especially that scene. Make them step out of their Mono/Thin Man tunnel vision and focus on Six and her suffering too for a change instead of making Mono's overshadow everything.

6- Six being the Lady would be disappointing AF and lazy that they're recycling Mono's fate. I'd be better off if Six was the next Lady and not the same one encountered in LN1, but I still prefer a different way for her story to go (or maybe make my new depressing interpretation of her ending (where she's not the lady but is still stranded at sea with no innocence or humanity left, making everything she went through all be for nothing in the end) the actual ending for her).

Plus, you're telling me that the remaining staff on the Maw (The Twin Chefs) were like "Oh, this kid that we tried to murder earlier is our boss now" and Six is like "Oh, I'm not going to kill these guys who tried to add me to the menu earlier. Plus I'll hire an exact copy of the Janitor and get a replacement for the one and only mirror I was able to fight the Lady with since it broke and try to board it up in the same room that I found it in. Yeah, it tooootaaaally would prevent another me from being able to get it in the exact same way that I did".

Not only that but they also put a child in charge of dealing with other business-related stuff on the Maw like shipments of coal and vegetables (or maybe someone else did that)? So stupid.

7- Runaway Kid's name is not seven!

8- The ridiculous double standards of self defence. Why are Mono and Runaway Kid allowed to defend themselves from monsters trying to kill them but Six isn't?

Mono - Smashes a bunch of bullies, pulls the trigger on the gun to shoot the Hunter, beats some living hands to death, probably burns the Doctor alive, kills some viewers by electrocuting them to death or luring them off of a ledge, and probably broke every bone in Thin Man's body before Thanos Snapping him.

Fandom - Eh.

RK - Electrocutes the Granny to death and disintegrates the Shadow Kids with his torch.

Fandom - Whatever

Six- Helps Mono shoot the same Hunter that kidnapped her and locked her in his basement (and she didn't take the gun off the hooks, Mono did), kills one bully after being kidnapped, tortured and hung upside down by them for who knows how long (which will eventually kill you), cuts off Roger's arms with a door when she was cornered, eats a rat when there's no other food nearby, eats a Nome instead of a sausage that she knows is made of human flesh, eats the Lady when there's no other food anywhere, and kills some guests who are reaching over to try and eat her on her way out of the Maw.

Fandom - Monster.

Now, I'm not saying that what Six did was good or what the boys did was evil, but people have to stop acting like it's okay for one character to kill to save their own lives but not the other.

9- This stems more from a certain artist that I won't name to avoid people going to harass them, but on top of the self defence standards, people also have to stop with the double standards of bad things happening to a character due to another character's actions. What I mean with this is that while yes, Mono had no way of knowing that Thin Man was behind the door and getting Six kidnapped by him was a mistake, that does not, however, undo the fact that Six still got kidnapped or that her kidnapping is not that big a deal all because it was an accident on Mono's part. Especially when people won't give Six the same leniency when it comes to Mono becoming the Thin Man. Six had no way of knowing that Mono would survive the fall, let alone him being stuck in a room on a chair for decades and turning into the Thin Man, yet that is a big deal despite her not knowing but her kidnapping isn't because it's also an accident?

And lastly,

10- Another ghost-pepper level spicy but AUs where Six pulls Mono up yet all the suffering she has to go through before that is 100% the same as in-game makes her a way, waaaayyyy better person than Mono. This goes double for AUs where Six realises that he's the Thin Man (you know, her kidnapper and tormentor) but decides to pull him up anyway. Like, Mono as Thin Man decides to kidnap and torture an innocent version of Six, cursing her with the hunger and making the child Mono have to torture her to save her, but Six decides to pull him up despite all of the pain he put her through. Even more so when she realises that he is her kidnapper. That makes her a much better person that him. Though it also makes her kind of spineless. I'm not saying that she should drop him, but in-game the player can abuse Six in some ways (running when holding her hand, which makes her stumble, throwing stuff at her, bash her with weapons (even if they don't do anything to her) getting her to fall off of stuff (yes, she respawns or teleports, but still), blinding her with the torch) but not once does Six retaliate until Mono attacks the music box, making her a bit of a doormat TBH. Yet some people in the fandom portray Mono as the doormat instead, it's like the fandom goes out of its way to get Mono and Six as backwards as possible.

Additionally, fan content where Mono doesn't apologise for getting Six kidnapped in the first place, or torturing her during his fight against her monster self makes him a huge jerk. Like, this girl has to suffer because of his actions (unintentional, perhaps. But as I said, that doesn't make the pain Six suffered go away or not matter) and he doesn't even have the decency to at least say sorry for the hurt he caused her? It pleases me whenever there's fan content where he does apologise, because not being sorry for hurting Six makes him a huge jerk.

It's long, but those are my hot takes.

[girlfromthecrypt]

I know you weren't thinking I'd skip out on my chapter rant and seeing as i had 2!!! Chapters to catch up on you know this will be lengthy. Apologies and spoilers...ish i will try to make shit vague if i can.

1. I FUCKING LOVE THE KIDS!!! OMG I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!! I legit died i was like awww omg. No.. not in this story with Liza janes damn creepy ass creatures! Get the kids out of here!!! 😭

But no for real i loved them and i love kids in gen so it was just adorable!

2. The creepy kid thing. Didn't we discuss this even before you even uploaded the demo in the first place??? Did we not!! I remember we did and regretting that i even said anything. I shld learn to shut up... she says while writing a long ass rant.

3. You are so wrong!!!! So very wrong for writing that walk scene with Basil. You know what you did there! There is no need to send my head spinning like that you cruel person! I had to take a minute. Stupid basil 🙄🤭🫣

4. Can we just stop letting flo like creepy shit. Stop it! I love you now stop touching creepy crap. We've discussed this omg 😭

On that note the doubt i loved. The whole am i crazy thing. And the ROs not believing you is so on point! You slayed!

5. Sawyer... sawyer is me. It's the spiderman meme. I don't camp i don't do outdoors. I love kids but hate grass. I laughed at the what the f.. redirection because honestly SAME!!

And telling MC i guess you're okay. Bruh. Thanks.. i guess??! I have never related more to being so awkward in my life. They are the grumpycat i needed. And them instantly seeing tht creepy thing and going no. 🤣 and the splashing scene. So aggressive lmao like can you stop sounding like a damn Tsundere 😂

What number am i even on.

Idk.

I loved the little therapy session and i wanted to punch every single ex that hurt any of my poor ROs also who the hell cheats on those ppl. Idiots.

And then more creepiness 🙄💀

You keep scaring the crap out of me. I like and hate it lol

I loved the update!!! You are awesome and you shld know i think that by now. I enjoyed it so much! 😇💜

Wheee I'm so happy! Thank you so much

SO GLAD YOU LOVE THE CAMPERS. They're really important to the story and I love them but I'm terrified of accidentally writing them "wrong" or just plain unlikable. It means so much that you like them, foul-mouthed and messy and rude as they can be :D

HAHAHAHAHA WE DID WE SOOOO DID but I'm sorry the trope is right there it'd be illegal if I didn't use it

"Kneel..." Omg now you need to tell me which crushtype your MC was! I wanna know the exact scene you got hehe

No, sorry. He won't stop. And also, it'll take some time for him to believe the MC, but don't worry, he'll come around! And the others, too. Soon. But for the moment, Basil is the only one who believes MC without reservation.

Also very very happy you enjoyed the local grumpycat. That's really the best moniker for Sawyer, but don't worry, they have a heart ^^ somewhere in there.

The therapy session was like writing a scabbed wound, I was really hoping to make it feel like a hug... if that makes sense

Love love love that I got to scare you! So happy! And your lengthy ask means so much to me, thank you <3

[living-lucid-dream]

Blind Pico AU (part 5!)

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Girlfriend arrives at Pico's apartment the next morning with a limo (and driver) in tow, as Pico has a follow-up appointment with his surgeon. When she knocks on the door, Boyfriend opens it. He motions for her to be quiet and points to the couch, where Pico is still asleep.

They take a minute to admire how cute Pico looks while he's sleeping. Then Boyfriend's cell phone rings. Not wanting to wake Pico prematurely, he quickly steps into the hallway outside the apartment to answer the call. It's Daddy Dearest, calling to congratulate Boyfriend on the success of his single.

Dearest tries to tell him about download numbers and sales, but Boyfriend can't really follow much of it. Then he says something that Boyfriend does comprehend: "It's an even bigger hit than the Mearest single that came out around the same time. And I will flay your ass alive if you EVER repeat that to my wife."

Boyfriend can hardly believe what Dearest is telling him. A bigger hit than Mearest? He'd always known he was damn good at what he did, but to outperform a mega pop star on his first single is almost too much to believe, even for him.

Then Dearest says something even better: "The record label wants to sign you for a full album. They're offering the most obscene advance payment I've ever seen, but we'll see if I can squeeze a little more out of them, eh?"

Boyfriend tells Dearest he doesn't care about the money, that he'd do the album for free if it meant getting his rapping career off the ground. Dearest is absolutely appalled by this idea: "No you will NOT do that, how stupid ARE you, boy?"

Boyfriend clarifies that he's not actually going to do the album for free and that he'll gladly accept whatever deal Dearest makes with the record label. This response mollifies Dearest somewhat, as he replies: "You bet your obnoxious little ass you will. Now don't you worry about anything but cranking out more hits. We're going to make you a star!"

While Boyfriend is busy on the phone, Pico begins to stir. At first Girlfriend thinks he looks even cuter because he's clearly reacting to a dream--but then he begins to moan and thrash around hard enough to almost fall off the couch. Girlfriend quickly realizes that he's having a nightmare and moves to wake him up.

Pico jolts awake with a yelp, then groans, pushes Girlfriend out of his way, and starts staggering toward the bathroom. Once he makes it there, he promptly crashes to his knees in front of the toilet and throws up.

Girlfriend rushes to help him. Putting a hand on his back, she cries out, "Oh my god are you OK?"

Pico still feels shaky, but he wipes his mouth and croaks, "Yeah. I'm fine. Nightmare fucked me up is all." After a prolonged pause, he sheepishly says, "Uh...can you help me up?"

Girlfriend gives him a hand and asks him if he's sure he's OK. Pico begins to bristle under Girlfriend's concern. He assures her that he is indeed OK and begins to brush his teeth.

At this moment, Boyfriend returns from his phone call. Even though he's excited from all of the good news, he realizes something must be wrong when he sees Girlfriend hovering over Pico in the bathroom.

Girlfriend fills him in on what happened. Boyfriend haltingly asks Pico if the nightmare was about the assault. Pico tells him that it probably was related but that there wasn't anything "useful" in the dream.

To change the subject, Pico asks Boyfriend who was calling him so early. Boyfriend tells them about his conversation with Dearest and the mood instantly lifts. The trio leaves Pico's apartment riding on the high of this good news.

In the limo on the way to Pico's appointment, Boyfriend notes that Pico has a text from Darnell. ("Bruh, are you OK? Have you seen this shit?") He opens the "Carrot Top" file and is met with a short, soundless video depicting various portions of the assault on Pico. There are several shots of drain cleaner being poured into Pico's eyes, followed by multiple shots of him being hit with a bat or being stomped. The video then cuts to him with his clothes bunched around the zip ties binding his wrists and ankles while something that appears to be urine splashes on him. It ends with a shot of him still mostly naked lying in the bottom of a dumpster, broken and unconscious.

Pico can hear Boyfriend gagging and Girlfriend beginning to cry. He asks them what's wrong. They can barely bring themselves to tell him even a sanitized version of what the video contains. Girlfriend remarks that it looks like a snuff film with Pico as the star.

Pico goes quiet for several minutes, trying not to freak out. Finally, he says, "Can you see who was doing it?" They tell him no, that the video was edited so that the assailants are always just out of frame so there's no way to identify them. Then he says, "Darnell sent that to me?"

They say yes, but Girlfriend is quick to clarify that Darnell seemed to be concerned about it. They ask if he wants to call Darnell and ask where he found the video, but Pico says he'll do it later. Then, because it's clear that Boyfriend and Girlfriend are still very distraught, he tells them he's sorry they had to see it. Boyfriend tells him not to apologize and that they're just glad Pico is safe with them now.

They arrive at the doctor's office. Boyfriend and Girlfriend come inside with Pico. The doctor says that Pico's incision looks good and takes out the staples (though he forbids Pico from doing any strenuous activity OR lifting anything more than 10 pounds for another four weeks, which makes Pico squawk). He asks Boyfriend how full the drains have been and then takes those out, too. The X-rays of his arm look good, and the doctor listens to his chest (the doctor explains that sometimes people can get pneumonia after breaking ribs as badly as Pico's were, but everything sounds fine).

Then Pico makes the mistake of asking if there's anything that can be done about his sight. The doctor's tone becomes apologetic as he explains that there may have been a chance at recovering some of his eyesight if he'd been treated immediately after the chemicals were introduced to his eyes...but he wasn't found for several hours after it happened. By the time he got to the hospital, the damage was so severe they were lucky to have avoided having to entirely remove his eyes.

The doctor goes on to suggest that Pico join a support group to help him deal with being newly blind. He also reiterates that Pico should consider enrolling in orientation and mobility classes. Pico flatly refuses both of these suggestions and the trio leaves the office.

In the limo, Girlfriend asks Pico why he's so set against the "how-to-be-blind" classes--it sounds like they would really help! Pico tells him he understands that but "Doing that would mean that this really is permanent and real. I'm just...not ready for that yet." Boyfriend tells him that's kind of a stupid reason (Pico acknowledges that it is), but then he says that he (and Girlfriend) will stand by him no matter what he decides to do.

Boyfriend and Girlfriend then tell Pico that they had a surprise for him that might cheer him up: a picnic date at the park! At first Pico thinks that he doesn't feel like doing anything but just going home, but Girlfriend and Boyfriend are so excited that he eventually can't help but say yes.

The date starts off well, with the three of them finding a nice picnic table and enjoying a delicious spread that their chauffeur picked up for them during Pico's appointment. A small group of people recognize Boyfriend and (politely) ask him for his autograph, which he happily provides. Pico feels a swell of pride for Boyfriend when he hears how starstruck these fans sound.

Between the fresh air, the excellent food, and Girlfriend and Boyfriend's silly antics (and occasional flirting with each other and with him), Pico finds his mood improving...until another person recognizes somebody of their party.

They are about to return to the limo when a guy says, "Holy shit, it's Carrot Top!"

At first Pico thinks the guy is making fun of his hair color. He's about to tell the guy to get stuffed when the man says, "Yo, Carrot Top! My friends and I have a bet whether or not your shit was real. Lemme see those eyes so I can tell them they're full of bull!"

Pico is utterly mortified to realize that the man is talking about the video of his assault. Boyfriend and Girlfriend immediately jump to his defense with a jumble of swearing, threats, and something that makes the man let out a scream that would put the most famous soprano singer to shame. Then they escort Pico back to the limo.

During the ride home, Girlfriend notices that Pico has received several more texts from Darnell and a few from Nene. One from Nene notes that "Carrot Top" is "totally blowing up the dark web right now." Most of the texts are in the vein of "WHAT HAPPENED?" and "ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE?" and the tone becomes progressively worried and frantic as they build up.

After hearing all the texts from his friends, Pico decides it's unlikely that Darnell or Nene had anything to do with what happened to him. He asks Boyfriend and Girlfriend help him write texts to both of them letting them know he is OK and telling them that they can come over to his place tomorrow.

Later that evening, Girlfriend returns to her home to find the house in full party mode with music (mostly Mearest or Dearest's songs) blaring, and people dancing, drinking, or (in some cases) doing drugs. She shoulders her way in, past handfuls of her parents' friends and finds her mom.

Mearest is in high spirits and explains that they are celebrating the viral status of her new music video--which is doing better than both her single and Boyfriend's single combined! Girlfriend gives her a lackluster congratulations and Mearest asks her if she's alright.

Girlfriend explains about the "Carrot Top" video. She says that the worst part of all is that "all these people are watching it" before telling Mearest about the happening in the park.

Mearest giggles in response, then says, "Sorry, honey, I'm just so thrilled about my video release I can't help it!" She then acknowledges that it must have been terrible to see such a dreadful thing and reassures Girlfriend that she does not want her to hurt. She also asks Girlfriend if they've gotten any idea who was behind the attack.

Girlfriend tells her no; they don't have any leads. Mearest suggests that maybe it was a family member of one of Pico's previous marks or a rival hit man. Then she directs Girlfriend to the non-alcoholic beverages and tells her not to worry about all that right now; tonight is a night for celebration!

Girlfriend half-heartedly accepts a Shirley Temple (non-alcoholic) and melts into the crowd.

~

Quite the emotional roller coaster, eh? There is quite a bit more to come, though it may be a couple of days before I post the next part. I've imagined the ending and some of the events that need to happen to get there...but this is the first time I'm actually writing this AU down in any real capacity. There are a couple of things I need to tighten up for the timing of everything to be right--but don't worry! The entire purpose of this is to get the AU out of my head in whatever capacity I can, so rest assured that it WILL be posted through completion!

[ynbabe]

Lockwood & Co. Incorrect quotes, pt.5

Requested by @superpositvecloudshipper​ ​!!!! Thank you for requesting!! Others will be other soon!! 

Y/n: Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions. Anthony: Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions. Lucy: Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist? George: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.

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Lucy, Y/n & Anthony: *screaming* George: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Lucy?! Y/n: Wait, why are you asking Lucy that when Anthony and I are also here? George: Because Lucy wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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George: *tapping fingers on table* Anthony: *taps fingers back furiously* Lucy: …What’s going on? Y/n: Morse code. They’re talking. George: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … - Anthony: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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George: We call that a traumatic experience. George, turning to Y/n: Not a "bruh moment". George, turning to Anthony: Not "sadge". George, turning to Lucy: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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Anthony: I never said I was gonna get back together with her. But I was thinking, she’s in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave her a call? Lucy: No. No, Anthony, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Anthony calls Y/n. Number five: George gets eaten by a shark. George: I’m George, and I approve the order of that list.

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George: Yesterday, I watched Y/n try to eat a decorative rock from Anthony's potted plant. Lucy caught her, and told her she can't eat rocks. Y/n started whining something about no food being in the house before walking away.

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George: I sleep with a gun under my pillow. Lucy: I sleep with a knife. Anthony: Both of you are pathetic. George: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? Anthony: Y/n.

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Y/n and Anthony: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other* Lucy: George, exasperatedly: We have a guest.

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George, knows what she’s done: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip? Lucy: Yea, I could drink legally! Anthony: I could hang out with the boys! Y/n: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.

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Lucy, talking about a case: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff? George: Um, murder??? Anthony: Adventuring! Y/n: Tuesday.

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Y/n, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Lucy, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Anthony, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. George, appalled: Call the exorcist.

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Y/n: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. George: No, that's not how you make cookies. Lucy: FLOOR IT!! Y/n: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? George: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN- Y/n: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Anthony: DO IT! George: NO-

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Anthony: Today at 7 am, Y/n poured a Monster energy drink in her coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing. Lucy: I watched Y/n brew her coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think she ascended into the astral realm. George: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.

[verycharismaticdragon]

I'm not saying anything about truthness or falseness of "a succubus fortune teller told MC at least 5 men are in love with him" option but I am very 🤨🤨🤨 at the suggestion that its the "at least 5 men" part thats unbelievable.

"I think he doesn't have as many men in love with him I think it's only 2 or 3"?

Excuse me, I could name 5 men who could plausibly be in love with SQQ off the top of my head! Luo Binghe, Liu Qingge, Yue Qingyuan (with a different version, but it's not like we know if he knows that current SQQ is not the original), Gongyi Xiao, Zhuzhi-lang. What do you know, five men. That's not even all of them, there's still Bing-ge!

Now, whether or not they are canonically in love with him, and whether or not a certain succubus lady looked into her magic flower and was like "bruh I diagnose you with wifebeam".......... that's for me to know and for you to try to guess. (or remember. fellow fans I love you but you gotta reread the extras some time. the number of people who deadass forgot mobei-jun's iconic moment?.. shock! desolation!)

But SQQ absolutely could pull that many.

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

it's been over a month since you watched your last monkie kid episode and that episode was before halfway through the season have you dropped the show and completely moved on to ninjago?

Bruh a month already that's wild I hadn't even realizedhglkdjf

Short answer for conveniences sake: I don't know!

I'm Just kinda going with the flow and following the serotonin right now so hard to say if I've dropped it or not or if i'm just very distracted XD

Longer more dramatic answer I'ma slap under the cut:

I have been dealing with IRL stuff and in all honesty this new season is just really hard to watch!

I really love the first seasons of monkie kid. They've done a lot for me and for my mental health so the fact I'm not liking season 5 is kinda doing a number on me because I really really want to like it.

I want to get that same joy and excitement that I got from first seasons but it is just! Not coming at all! And that's rough cause monkie kid was a big source of my happiness for a long while.

So many people seem to be totally fine with it and even say its the best monkie kid has ever been and I just feel! Kinda awful that I'm not seeing what they're seeing! Really wish I could! But!

I find myself being really negative when I watch any of the eps in this new season or even think about them at all because of how much I dislike them. Heck, I could like make a list of all the things I'm disliking about this new season but honestly I don't enjoy being negative! I just don't really like the person I am when I watch season 5.

I feel bad for not enjoying it and letting negativity into my reaction posts regardless of whether or not that is how i truly feel or even is just my gut reaction in the moment that i process and feel differently about later. It honestly doesn't help that I'll regularly get asks after posting the reactions telling me I'm being too harsh or that they didn't see what I saw and I just! I know it's honestly lighthearted and the askers don't mean anything bad by it but. Y'know what? I'd rather do without all that. Even if most of the asks are understanding and kind and in no way attacking me (so no trashing on my anons pls i love them <3) I really hate the feeling of bringing negativity when all I felt and brought was joy before. I don't want people who followed me for good vibes to be brought down because I complained about how they write monkey king for the 1245th time.

The hard part is I still want to finish it, people have said many many times it gets better, and maybe if I managed to watch the whole thing I'd come out on the other side really liking it! In fact I REALLY hope that's the case. but all of this combined is making it REALLY hard to work up the motivation or even the desire to watch. So...

Yeah! I don't know!

I find I'm getting a lot more good vibes from Dragons Rising right now. I'm loving the animation and the handle on the characters. Ninjago's writer transfer has been a glow-up and so much fun and I can feel that positivity and love i got from monkie kid coming from ninjago right now so ofc i'ma be focusing more on that. All in all I'm having a better time thinking about funky fruit ninja rather than brick monkeys. I do miss monkie kid a lot, but I only miss it more when i watch the new eps instead of less so... yeah. I guess we'll see!

Who knows maybe I'll wake up one morning and be good to go but I have no idea when that'll be. Haven't had the best experience with the first four eps or the fandom after watching them, so :T

Sorry this got really long-winded I am simply a jumble of emotions at all times :pensive_emoji:

Thanks for the ask! I hope the answer wasn't too disappointing and I hope you have a really awesome day dude <3

[bigdsgirl]

sobbing because its the finale, and I don't want my babies to go!!!

reliving the baby announcement brings me so much serotonin 🥹

why must I watch her be abducted, this will break me

HAHAHAH THE LEG REVEAL! FUCK YEAH

the second chance! its July 20th, 2023! Let's survive this bitch!

oh this is fucking stressful

Yi Joo, what a fucking baddie let's fucking go! choke him out, he deserves it!

side bar, Do Guk looks fire in that blue shirt

Oh god I'm stressed but I cackled seeing Jung Wook with the knife, all I can imagine is this:

shit the stab freaked me out get the fuck out Jung Wook, I will kill you sir!!!

that's right king, beat his ass!!!!!!!!!

oh the truck ruined me bye

the numbers are gone yes yes yes!!! its all over!

"Don't Cry, I'm Okay" - is bleeding out from the stomach, ok sir

MIL in the pink sweater, i love you queen

the tubes coming out of him, lol sir

Yi Joo, you have to eat it's bad for the baby!! Yes Mom!! You tell her!

Lol this dad is truly delulu if he thinks Jung Wook would change after being in prison

HAHAH I bet his mom cheated on him or something. That would be hilarious. All this BS for a mom that abandoned her son.

BOOM BABY I WAS RIGHT.

"It's my fault" too little to late bruh

Now it's time for Yoo Ra justice :D Oh she big pregnant and just shows up that the house???? LOL

"Let me stay here" - girl, you are asking for trouble. HAHAH It's time for a paternity test. Let's air this all out.

Manager Kim you have my heart, send all the good vibes

ahem, sir, flowers are not going to fix what you allowed to happen. Jamie, lay the man out. "it is your fault" - damn right it is!

oh the hands as she send him in 😭😭

"Meeting you taught me who I am" - I am going to sob. Just sedate me please.

"There is so much I want to do with you", I am so unwell, this scene is destroying me. She loves him so much and I love them.

The way he is back in his memories and wanted to help her even then. "What have they done to her", YES PROTECT HER! oh god oh god. never mind that's not protecting her.

the way he was that messed up and still went to her, I am losing it.

the prayer, you TWO STOP RIGHT NOW

"where did you go, leaving me all alone", sir. I love her sass of "I leave for 5 minutes!!! five!!! and you do this!!!"

TWO MONTHS??????????????????

"teasing you and giving you a hard time is the greatest joy in my life" I am tearing up, they are the light of my life.

HE'S HOME!!!!!!!!! MY BABY IS HOME!

Oh father-son heart to heart, oh good.

Hands, it all about the hands. Thank you show for giving me what I need.

oh look - back to the family I hate. OH MY GOD THIS IS A NEW WOMAN. He went and moved on.......... oh lord. oh sir a storm is coming. *evil laughter*

oh this is... iconic. I do feel so bad for the other girl, she does not deserve this. oh she is an angel. Joo Ri run, you deserve so much better.

Bruh, the way he fucked up so so hard. delicious. I love watching these people suffer. gorgeous.

well sir :) you got the girl :) nice work :)

"give me money" -- I'll give it to Yoo Ra, she is bold.

ok bad people got punished, let's have some fun :)

Mommy daughter time yay!!! I love them.

LOL I love that line "we are going to file our marriage" FINALLY!!!

Do Guk you DID IT!!!!!! You successful little bean you. <3

the ad placement is PRIME this episode. I love it.

Grandfather sassing that Yi Joo sees Do Guk daily. I love him.

omfg they lost the ring, hilarious - WAIT THEY ARE HAVING A MOMENT!!!!!!!!!! kiss kiss kiss!

omg look at them officially getting married and shit. I am squealing they deserve the world.

the way he RUNS to open the door for her. omg stop everyone is there to celly; they are so cute.

"I'm a good driver" okay queen, go off!

wait is she reenacting them first meeting???? I LOVE THIS. I LOVE THEM. I AM SQUEALING!!!! GTFO.

"I'm thinking I'd like to take my chance on a future with you" I-- I am so unwell.

I love love love love the ring. I love them. I love them so much.

WILL YOU MARRY ME YI JOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAY YES GIRLY!!!!!!!

oh my god the card key bit I am giggling

THE BRIDAL CARRY, THE EMBARRASSMENT I LOVE THEM. I AM OVERJOYED.

BABIES YES I WAS SO WORRIED WE WOULDNT SEE THEM.

MATCHING SHIRTS!!!!!!! MATCHING SHIRTS!!!!!!!!

I am overflowing with joy, this ending is everything to me. EVERYTHING.

"Every day and happiness"

the DUCK FACE AT HIS BABY GIRL.

"no more hearts" - has a million photos of them together. Literally me in life.

"So this is our perfect marriage" -- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

for the last time

SO I CAN SEEEEEE MY HALOOOOOOOOOOOO

10000000000000000/10. This show has everything. I love them so much. <3 <3

the CREW SHOTS AT THE END. I love love love <3

now i must live on, post perfect marriage revenge :(

[imaginespazzi]

Soooo it was not about GSV potentially getting that no 1 pick 🤣 nah i'm sooo friggin' happy for A'ja, absolutely deserves that and more so it was great news in the end!

Bruh all the different "theories" around how Stephie came to be are absolutely killing me. As I was doing my (not so) lil review, and got to my question about whether or not we'll find out how she was conceived, I did think maybe Nivi just wants us to use our imagination for once and fill in the blanks ourselves. "Choose your own adventure" lmao.

And just on their other GSV teammates - I wanna see GM! Nivi COOK (no pressure tho babes 😘)

Dw, i will hang on to this app by a thread just for you lol. For real, I've just put your post notifications on and that's the only time I check this app nowadays 😅

Look, I may have moments of weakness ok, but I would never cheat on the ucla fic. It will always be number one in my heart, I promise.

Alrighty, enjoy the rest of your week bestie! Catch ya next chapter (good luck with all the shots you're gonna have to consume throughout the series 🥲)!

-🙋‍♀️

I love seeing A'ja finally getting the respect she deserves. She's been insane this year and seeing her finally get everything make me so happy!

Listen I am so tempted to just not disclose how Stephie came to be cause a) it would be easier and b) some people have such funny ideas that I lowkey do want them to just be able to choose their adventure. But I have an idea for how I wanna play this and I think it's gonna be entertaining so y'all will find out eventually.

ALRIGHT TASK FOR THE CLASS because this is in fact a group project. Please be my front office and tell me who y'all wanna see on the team especially in the Starting 5 pretty please. Just remember that it's in 2033 so a lot of the current best players would not be there likely.

You have my notifications on awwww you looooove me (tee hee that just inflated my ego but I'm glad you stick around for me)

Have a wonderful rest of your week Queen <3

[sociallyawkwardsailor]

LOL copy-pasta'd from someone else in the tag 'cause people don't ask me shit.

Tell me about:

1. The thing that got you hooked on hockey

My city had an ECHL team when I was a kid, and my mom's side of the family would go to games sometimes. Eventually I went along too. I loved the atmosphere, the intermission events, the entire experience, especially when the Hampton Roads (now Norfolk) Admirals were in town. There was an intense rivalry and it was called the War of I-64. Hockey was truly the first sport I was really exposed to, and it's been my favorite sport since then. That team hasn't existed for a long time, so I've adopted the Admirals as "the home team."

2. Your first ever fandom friend

Bruh I'm a guy who doesn't talk about the players banging each other. Not exactly in the fandom's Demographic™. Nobody talks to me.

3. The jersey you would most like to own

Sergei Fedorov's Red Wings jersey. I was a kid when he was playing and never got the chance to buy one. At this point I'mma just have to drop stacks to get a customized one with his name and number.

4. YOUR player (you only get ONE so choose wisely)

Oh fuck. Um...if we're going with current players, I'd probably say...uuuuhhh....Brad Marchand.

5. A pairing that deserves more fic

This is not for me, but is for other people.

6. Your favorite on-ice moment

This is a hard one for me to answer, mainly because my memory is not the best (#TBIProblems), and it's difficult for me to watch games given my current +8 hour time zone difference. Also I didn't grow up with the NHL being as accessible as it is today, with streaming and such. I'm going to go with Panera Breadman being Bothered™ by (Alternate) Captain Eat Cheese And Sin.

This is a classic.

THEN link someone else’s art/fic/etc that you love & think everyone should check out

I am once again reminding you I don't know anybody here and don't read hockey fic.

AND

link something you made & are proud of & want people to see

IDK, I sometimes make .gifs. Nothing I do is exciting, unless the prospect of me discussing my Be A Pro career in Chel as self-insert fanfic is appealing to anyone (it's not).

[iaf]

Just watched episode 4 and 5 of Total Drama 2023 and bro... how does it stay consistently good??

The animation is still good, the characters become more likable and interesting with every episode (Zee's my number 1 for sure), and the eliminations aren't always predictable. Idk man, it's just a good season so far even when its corny or silly.

Oh, I have feeling this might get long sooo...

There's still a few things I would like to see from this season or some things I think its lacking but, I'll save that for when I'm done with it first.

Alright, so ep 4 was good. It had an enjoyable challenge and fun character interactions. Damien and Scary girl were a surprisingly funny duo. Also, that Millie and Priya alliance was something I expected yet I'm still interested to see play out. OH- and how could I forget that Bowie and Raj moment!! LET'S GOOO! Like I said, good episode even if I wished Scary girl lasted longer.

On to episode 5... now let's be real, would this really be total drama season if it didn't spend the majority of an episode dedicated to farts? That being said, it didn't have to go for that long bruh 😭😭. But what's more annoying is that this episode has some of the best moments too. The Wayne confessional about how he's can't wait for Raj to come out as Gay or Bi so he can support his bro is so sweet!!!! And then minutes later Ripper gets to 48 steamboats or whatever and that whiplash is too much for me lol. It's a funny episode, but not because of the excessive gas. Anyway, currently mourning the elimination of our boy Damien :(

Lastly, this is something I've noticed since my last watch but the Chris and Chef dynamic is... different. I mean, that was expected since Chef is co-host now but... how do I put this? Chef is out here trying his best to ensure they don't get some type of lawsuit and Chris just wants mischief. Chef is trying to keep Chris in check but is lowkey failing terribly. Idk its different... and think I enjoy it?

[when-can-i-nap]

One thing I love about tumblr is that none of the people I know in my personal life are on here. So Imma vent.

Me and my significant other have know eachother other since 2019. So that's what 4 or 5 years ago. About a year into our friendship, we kinda morphed into a serious relationship without putting labels on it. We both just had the conclusion that we were with eachother exclusively. Now mind you we were not seeing eachother in person. He lived in the states, and I'm in Canada. At this time, I had no clue what he looked like. Crazy, I know. My gut was just saying trust him, we like him. He didn't want to send pictures or video call because he hated the way he looked. My gut told me he was telling the truth, so I went with it. Talked to him everyday, he made me feel safe. He quickly became my best friend, I told him everything. That's something I don't feel often. Eventually our feelings got deeper and he tells his mother about me. She wants my cell number, and this woman sends me pictures of her son. The son I have been talking to for two years and never knew what he looked like but he sure as hell knew what I looked like. Bruh, the guy was so fucking cute. I was a little angry he hid this cute face away from me. But anyways I followed my gut and soon enough we announced to our friends we were dating. That is also the day I pointed out to him that neither of us asked eachother out, so I asked him out right then and there.

Somethings to note in our first two years of knowing eachother. He was suicidal went we first met, I saved him (his words not mine, I can't stress that enough. I always told him it was all him that got him through). The other thing is he has tried to break up with me several times. He would be crying, going on about how I should leave him because he was going to hurt me. I kinda told him to shut up, and that the only reason we were ever going to break up was if one of us thinks we would be better off not with eachother. Not this stupid "I'll hurt you" crap. I get to choose who hurts me. That happened approximately 3 times. Eventually he started feeling better, his depression was as bad as it was before. He even helped me with my confidence. In the years we were together, I learned to love myself. Things were looking up, we both had jobs and we were video calling almost every day. He made me so happy, he was my everything.

In December 2021, he came up to Canada and spent a whole month of December with me. It was our first time meeting, and we both agree it was the best time ever. It was just like always between me and him. We felt safe with eachother and we were happy. I was honestly even more in love with him. Of course he had to go home. That was the worst day ever, I couldn't stop crying from the moment I woke up on that day. He was no better lol. Once he had landed back home, we continue on what we did before. Trying to video call everyday, send eachother memes and messages all day. The distance was killing us though, we had a taste of what it was like to be together. At this point, we had been dating for about two years. He wanted to move up to Canada. So we started looking at the different options of getting him up here. We both joked about a green card wedding, but as time went on that idea seemed to be the easiest option. We had talked about it, I kept asking him if he was sure. I didn't want him to do anything he regrets. He was always the more hesitant one in the relationship, I always seemed to know what I wanted. My heart was obsessed him him, I thought everything he did was amazing. So I had no problem with knowing I was ready to swear my life to his. He assured me, it was what he wanted.

In August 2022, he comes up to Canada for a week and we get married. We were both so happy, but of course he had to go back because of work. So we continue on as usual, I'm researching the step to get him citizenship. The beginning of 2023 is when things turn South.

It started with him asking for a break. When I asked why, he told me his mental health was taking a turn for the worst and he just wanted to be alone for a little. Me being the caring and understanding wife I am, agreed to it. We stopped video calling but we were still texting everyday and sending memes to eachother all-day. So I didn't think things were getting to bad. I told myself if I wait, I'll get rewarded. How stupid of me. After about two months I started questioning him. I obviously missed him alot, so I started to push for video calls. I maybe got one every two weeks. I was horny and lonely. Suddenly he was responding to me less, sending less memes. Let's not even bring up the fact I am under a lot of stress constantly. In 2021 my mother had undergone brain surgery to remove a brain tumor. So she now deals with alot of nerve damage. So at the age of 20 I had started taking care of my mother, working full-time, cleaning the house and picking up after our various pets.

I think it was around late April of 2023. I had started a new job at the beginning of April and he says we need to talk. So we aduio call during the weekend, and he tells me what's been going on with him. To sum it all up for you, he regrets getting married. He didn't feel like he was actually ready, and apologized because I did ask him over and over before it "Are you sure?". He had this realization at the beginning of 2023, and didn't want to tell me because he was afraid of disappointing me. And that over time he felt worse about it, and that why he talked to me less because he was feeling guilty about keeping this to himself. Here I was, telling this man everything I ever thought and he was keeping this from me. I'm my opinion, him pushing me away while he dealt with that only made things worse. When we were talking he told me he was unsure about moving to Canada. To me that was a good reason to break up, because I'm not going to do this long distance relationship forever. And he knew I would not move to the United States.

I told him what I wanted and told him to figure out what he wants. Two weeks go bye and we call again. As we are getting into it, and he is sobbing. I asked him if he was sure and he said he was. So I started to go cold because it sounded like a fucking break up. So I started to talk to him like it was one. Wishing him luck in the future. He didn't like that, he told me to give him a little time to think about it. And to top all of that off when he was telling me how he felt, he kept assuring me that it wasn't my fault and his time with me has made him the happiest he has ever been. You can't tell me that you don't think our relationship is good for you and then tell me I make you happy. So it's been a week since our last call and he has only messaged me once. So I feel like my marriage is over at this point. I'm not receiving anything from him that suggests otherwise. It's just fucking crazy, how your best friend and life mate, can quickly go to ex lovers.

It's crazy! Where in a marriage do you start thinking about your feelings and not the other person. Where do I start thinking about myself, instead of us? I fucking hate life. I don't deserve this.

[nardonotes]

24 sep '24

8:52pm

hello my mankeys... (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ) i am so tired and my body is sore..... i didn't make an entry yesterday but i literally can't even rmbr what happened.. "( – ⌓ – ) like did i write one yesterday or no? me forgot huhuhu.. what did i even do yesterday bruh,, i can't rmbr. i got a bad case of ifuckingforgotinitis *facepalm* OH I RMBR! LOL i was 1. late for class and 2. had a 3hr long break in between and took a nap at home AND KNOCKED OUT!!!! I WOKE UP EXACTLY ON TIME FOR CLASS. it was like my body said BITCH WAKE UP U GOT CLASS......!! and then i RAN TO CLASS (which was literally pointless because i had done everything for that class on the weekend so i just sat there helping everyone. they need to pay me)

BUT ANYWAYS, enough of yesterday- let's talk about today! lord did i have fucking day!! (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝) first of all, LATE FOR CLASS AGAIN. and i remember waking up like 20 minutes before class and emailing my prof like "i will be late" literally lied out of my fucking ass... hehe. and then i went back to sleep for a little bit then BOOM. it's been two hours and class is almost over -_-/ u know what? idgaf. i really don't gaf, it's not a national holiday. ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ) it's fine cause im not super behind in that class anyways. but yeah,, and then right after class- i took a train to the nearest city (45 mins train ride) to meet my friend, yall know the friend i talked about a few entries ago, TO TALK ABOUT TEA!!!! but then they invited like three of their friends.... awko taco moment. but it's ok cause they're cool and we still got to talk about the situation that occurred. i would've still wanted to just talk to them though. also i was supposed to stay till 6pm but they were talking about unrelated things for so long,, and i was so tired my head hurt- so i left 2 hrs early!!

( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)

anyways, the second i got home i literally took a shower and did some work because FUCK!!!!!!! I AM SO FUCKING DRAINED AND MY BODY ALWAYS HURTS NOW AND I BEEN HAVING STOMACH ISSUES LIKE I WANNA SHIT ALL THE TIME BUT I HAVE NO APPETITE WHO VOODOOED ME??? the voodoo in question being my body not used to going out 5-6 days a week in a row. ｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡

ok last thing before i end this, i redownloaded instagram for chismosa purposes (i have insane chismosa virus) and had to get in the gc.. but while i was in the dms i noticed this girl i had been talking to for literally like i think months ( i aired her when i started college sorry!) (ó﹏ò｡) had dmd me asking how i been 3 days ago. and i feel bad cause it's like damn... u want me this bad or u just bored? like should i just give her my number and start texting her again? BUT THEN IT WOULD BE A SITUATIONSHIP AND LIKE I LOWKEY DONT WANT THAT.... but she is pretty. also far away still (everyone is far from me) but she's also giving yellow fever oo- anyways,, the attention is nice. idk what to do. ૮ – ﻌ–ა

ANYWAYS I YAPPED TOO MUCH AGAIN! idgaf. goodnight to pretty girls only and me <33

song of the day; Nothing Else Matters by Little Mix !! ♪♫~

[lonespektr]

SEPTEMBER 10TH HORROR WATCH

The Invitation (2022) specifying 2022 because it's a BUNCH of horror movies called the invitation and they are good but we don't want to confuse anybody

Okay

Old timey days fancy lady

Locked in the house, they chasin her

She kills herself off the fancy stairwell

"it ends here"

Clearly not because this is min 5 of the movie

party server women camaraderie over being groped by men

It's a gala thing for a DNA kit company

They snag a kit

Protag mails it in

English cuz is in NY wants to meet up

He's apparently the whitest man alive

Bestie says hell naw he's going to take her kidneys

She meets him he says she's a family scandal

One guess why

That's right their girl had a baby with a black staffer presumably the old timey woman that offed herself at the start

Black staffer raised her kin on his own

Eventually they moved to America

But homeboy told everybody about her 🤣🤣🤣

Now the whole family wants to meet the black american cousin 🤣🤣🤣

There's a big wedding this makes it a plausible reason for her to visit

Protag bumps the help and drops of bunch of shit the help are woc

The head butler of whatever tells her to to clean it up

Not very tall dark (obviously fucking white why do white ppl call themselves dark cause of black hair) hansom says no shes a vip

Protag like okay so it's ok talking shit to the help??

I realize this is a plot hole because she's fucking American he would know she probably wasn't the help not in a uniform and talking shit

Anyways the house has a bunch of gawdy art sculptures like animals

Is this maid welsh? Can i accurately identify welsh accent?

Fancy room maid says the fancy wrought iron bars are on the windows because of demon shrikes

The bars match the decor there's wrought iron shit and marble shit and carved shit everywhere

Former lady of the house??

Doesn't say yo mama

She know she fuckin dying she crying implying it's about the dead lady of the house it ain't she knows about the set up!!!

Bro y'all not related?? You talking about the home owner.

Nightmare lady of the house

Monster in the hallway

Very elaborate ritual just to see who has a cleaning assignment for a creepy locked room they look nervous

Mostly woc

Maid says not safe out of her room

Head host literally chanting

Wired headphones in the year of our lord 2022?

Got her

Everyone is too happy almost relieved that she is there

Mean girls

Short one doesn't travel much

Fancy pants stole her drink and pulled her into a live performance on a moments notice how romantic

Cuz is kikiing with mean girl constant she was supposed to be the whatever she now it's protag

Confirmation he's fully in on it

Clearly they need a female heir but why

Second? Third?? Time on that sword

Oh shizz monster in the room

Dude is in the room? 🧐

Made another glass mess for maid

Lots of sharp objects being set up

Dude not subtle

Protag not fucking around

I'm poor i want money to do shit bro

He's playing it obviously fake

Excellently done tension with the manicure scene

Keeps breaking shit

Seeggs he proposed because they are already doing a wedding so

She literally juz said yes and he didn't laugh wtf

Lol she checked like bruh I'm nawt serious

Friggin venician masks now

3 families

She's literally all the head of the table with home boy

Hes playing it so greasy

Shes physically repulsed yet she keeps saying yes

He announced they marriage at dinner

Another one bites the dust

Exposition speech teach people made a deal with the devil

Count Dracula (literally numerology obsessed 🤣)

Talking about 3 is the magic number of brides

So thought they were all vampires but it's just ones dude hoarding power

The bridesmaids drank blood??

Wait who's got fangs?

She's expecting the rich people who sell their daughters for infinity to help

He's delusional

Maid is VERY distraught

More exposition

3 is that magic number they all get to be immortal if they cross the three blood lines

Apparently all fangs are day walkers

Lots of screaming begging and crying

Maid rescue

They guy is literally from dowton Abbey righ?

First house trouble

Name dropped the family

Not very smart but observant

Back in

Wedding day

That was always the play

Wild AF the change being instant

Stakes him already

Miss

Girls fight to the death

Show down count v protag

She's already unvamped with the palace buying around her nice and tidy

Daughter surpases the mother in that too end it

You don't maurder yourself you kill the baddie you survive

Lol she goes after cuz later w bestie

[slothydaydreamer]

HOTD, episode 5 thoughts:

Me, seeing Lady Rhea for the first time: why the fuck would Daemon not want this badass specimen of a woman, hello I WANT TO MARRY HER. She is beautiful, she is strong, she is perfection.

Me a few minutes later: I now have a personal vendetta against this man. You lost your blorbo privileges, Daemon.

(Like EXCUSE ME, YOU HAVE ZERO TASTE IF YOU WOULD NOT IMMEDIATELY DROP YOUR PANTS FOR THIS WOMAN)

I love the concept of Criston Cole so much. Shjshxjsh Rhaenyra is a fuckboy who broke his heart and tainted his purity. It is amazing how seamlessly the trope is reversed here. This is soooo well done, it works without any mocking.

Corlys and Rhaenys are the only valid couple who's still around here, I swear. Hnnnn. True love, true love...

Well, Laenor and his bae were too, but that ship got murdered. >:/

Knew from the moment Laenor's lover went over to talk with Criston that this was a mistake. Lover boy, lesson number 1 is the less people know, the better, like BRUH. I knew this would go bad, but Criston later bashing his head in was not expected. Why must you hurt the gays :'(

Poor Laenor. He lost everything because of this marriage.

Also Criston, wtf. You're no longer valid. The only way this is possibly not just straight up homophobia from him is if he's so stuck up on not wanting the kingsguard to be filled with more oathbreakers like himself, he wants to bring everyone down with him....

Still no excuse, like, why is your first instinct murder??????????? And how is this never addressed by anyone? He literally attacked a guest accompanying the future prince consort. And it has zero consequences for him. Where is the justice in THAT?

Laenor lost a lover, Rhaenyra gets introduced to one.... Hello, Harwin.

Also bruuuuh, Daemon is no longer being cute with his possessiveness over Rhaenyra.

Yes, I'm still pissed about Rhea

Daemon has an awful habit of using and throwing away women as he pleases. Little leech.

I nearly forgot to talk about Alicent getting herself ready for war with her dress... I admit, she has a reason to be pissed since she got lied to. Begs the question for her of course what else she can't trust Rhaenyra about.

I'm sad the union between Laenor and Rhaenyra had such a rough start. They thought they got it all, and now...