#Bruce’s unwavering blind faith in his kids blinding him to the fact that it absolutely doesn’t go both ways
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I love me some delicious miscommunications so:
Bruce and Jason standing off (again) after a mission actually gone right and Bruce is looking constipated trying to articulate how proud he is while Jason’s just pissed as fuck that he accidentally followed the bats’ rules and
Jason, fuming, thinking to himself: Bruce must be behind this, he MANIPULATED me into playing by the rules the asshole I didn’t even get to shoot ANYBODY today im never teaming up with them again my reputation is ruined people are gonna think I’ve gone SOFT
Bruce, going through five stages of grief just trying to find a way to say that he’s proud of Jason without him getting decked in the face and Jason running away: today showed me that you will always be your father’s son (he means himself)
Jason, thoughts immediately going to Willis because Bruce would obviously never address him as his son: actually fuck you, fuck you never speak to me again I can’t believe I was stupid enough to agree to this what the hell is wrong with you
So, on one hand. now you have Bruce face palming because he’s sure he articulated himself in a way that couldn’t be misinterpreted so Jason obviously wants nothing to do with him and oh great they’re back to not speaking terms but hey at least Jason didn’t shoot at him so he obviously understood what he meant, right?? Right????
Meanwhile on the other hand Jason is capital H Hurt and so so angry about it because what the actual fuck. He’s TRYING to reform but obviously nothing will ever be enough for golden standards Bruce so he should just go back to at least beating criminals within an inch of their lives because he wasn’t going to prove Bruce right no matter how much he wants to take those pieces of shit off the streets permanently.
And of course, because both of them would rather shoot themselves in the foot than, I don’t know, talk, it results in a huge falling out and Jason’s “shoot at the Bats on sight” rule is back, until one day just happens to trap Bruce and Jason together in a warehouse rigged to explode. They accidentally went after the same gang and got themselves captured instead in the confusion. So Jason’s watching Bruce frantically trying to dismantle the bomb while sitting back casually taunting him like
Jason: you know damn well your cape’s gonna protect you from most of the explosion and the whole building is deserted by now, why are you trying so hard? The only one who’ll bite the dust is Willis’ son, fitting ending isn’t it? Always his son until the very end, you said it yourself!
And holy mothers of all fuckups Batman, there hasn’t been miscommunication this bad since the aftermath of the Tower of Babel
Bruce, turning around with the dismantled bomb in his hand, actively inventing new stages of grief: I was referring to myself actually.
#I would insert a joke about Jason’s head exploding but with his track record of bomb placements it would be too close to reality#this is meant to be silly so don’t come for my neck please#it’s basically word vomit#Bruce’s unwavering blind faith in his kids blinding him to the fact that it absolutely doesn’t go both ways#as in they neither have faith in themselves or in his faith in them#Bruce to any of his kids: you’re the best crime fighters I’ve ever known nobody will ever come close to you#and EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY GO#“WHAT???? Bruce are you okay are you dying what the fuck#and Bruce is so fucking confused?? like do they think he would allow and encourage them to lead entire superhero teams#and fight crime#if he wasn’t absolutely certain they were as competent as they can be and consistently the most competent people in the room?#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#dcu#batfam#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#batkids#ficlet#text post#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#crack post
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