Brooke Elby in the mountains + Nikki being h*rny
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What is Alex doing?!?!
From Beastmode Soccer Instagram
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Reporter: Would you fuck your clone?
Michele Vasconcelos: I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay
Arin Wright: I'm not gay, but I would totally fuck my clone
Tierna Davidson: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone. That's gross and weird
Savannah McCaskill: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong
Yuki Nagasato: I'd fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed
Julie Ertz: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck me than ME?
Danielle Colaprico: I'd do all sorts of weird things to my clone that I'd be too embarrassed to ask anyone else
Brooke Elby: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been a fantasy
Sam Kerr: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal!
Alyssa Naeher: It's not the same thing! It's like having sex with your twin! Wrong and bad!
Casey Short: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone was evil?
Sarah Gorden: I'd probably get it on with a bunch of clones at once. that's how pro-clone fucking I am
Nikki Stanton: You guys are nasty and I'm, frankly, a little concerned.
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When Naeher brought coffee ☕️ to everyone but Sammy ☠️☠️
My heart melted when she cutely turned her head to smile at the sarcastic “thanks Lyz” from Sam 😶😶 I’m—
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Samantha “the most humble person on Earth” Kerr
Naeher: *being her serious self*
Me: that’s gayly sexy Lyz 😭🤤😫🥺😘🤪😚
Naeher: *smiling*
Me: *heart arrest* *need CPR* *☠️💀⚰️*
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