#Incorrect NWSL Quotes
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A long, long time ago:
Christen Press: What if we went to dinner... not as friends?
Tobin Heath: As enemies?
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I sometimes wonder which would be faster for a response. Christen Press calling 911, or posting to Tumblr.
On second thought:
RealChristenPress23☑️: Help! Someone is breaking into my house. It's a robbery!
Press_Fiend_5eva: Yass my beautiful Queen 👑👑👑 you stole my heart! Can't wait to see you back on the field.
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Tobin reporting to camp for the first time in 425343 years.
I missed you Emily *hug* I missed you Becky *hug* I missed you Lindsey *hug* I missed you Tierna *hug* I missed you Pinoe *hug* I missed you Kelley *hug* I missed you Alex *hug* I missed you Sophia *hug* I missed you AD *hug* I missed you Alyssa *hug* I missed you Jane *hug* I missed you Alana *hug* I missed you Abby *hug* I missed you Midge *hug* I missed you Sam *hug* I missed you Kristie *hug* I missed you Rose *hug* I missed you Andi *hug* I missed you Cat *hug* I missed you Carli *hug* I missed you Lynn *hug* I missed you Christen *hug*
Christen: Babe, we have been together for 18 months straight Tobin: Yeah, but that was a big circle of hugs, you were too far away 🥺
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Tobin: I just like when people love the little things about me
CP: Well, I really love your quarks
Tobin: ???
Mewie: Quark. It’s the smallest particle of matter in the universe
CP: Cause it's the littlest--
Tobin: Thing to love about me. Got it
Mewie:...Cool. I’m gonna go now
#tobin heath#christen press#woso#woso community#womens soccer#uswnt#us womens national team#nwsl#uswnt incorrect quotes#incorrect nwsl quotes
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[at disneyland on the teacup ride]
christen and ali: *spinning slowly and enjoying the ride while having a conversation*
tobin and ash: *speeding past them, spinning at max speed, screaming*
#tobin heath#christen press#ali krieger#ashlyn harris#preath#krashlyn#woso#nwsl#uswnt#incorrect uswnt quotes#incorrect nwsl quotes#incorrect woso quotes
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ash: sonnett?
emily: *sigh* lindsey used to call me sonnett
ash: yeah cuz it’s your fucking name
#do you mean this isnt how pride practices went?#emily sonnett#ashlyn harris#lindsey horan#incorrect nwsl quotes#soran
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Introducing the new kits...
• Thunder bolt of lightning, very very frightening- sky blue
• ‘We got a black kit’- Portland
•What’s that coming over the hill?- Utah Royals
• ‘Let’s be original, put the stripes horizontally!’-Washington
• #Vamos Orlando (or not)
• Coming in like a flaming hot Cheeto- The Dash
• ‘Just add stripes’- The courage
• ‘Did we hire anyone to design the kits this year?’- OL Reign
• ‘We may have lost in the finals, but we won with this kit design’- Chicago.
#woso#nwsl#nwsl soccer#incorrect nwsl quotes#kelley o'hara#midge purce#rachel daly#ali krieger#rose lavelle
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emily sonnett: someone would need to blatantly tell me they’re flirting or else i’m oblivious.
lindsey horan: ha, yeah. i’ve been flirting with you for years and you’ve never known.
sonnett: see, just like that! if someone ever likes me can you tell them to tell me like that?
#emily sonnett#lindsey horan#portland thorns#orlando pride#nwsl#uswnt#woso#incorrect woso quotes#incorrect nwsl quotes#incorrect portland thorns quotes#incorrect orlando pride quotes#incorrect uswnt quotes
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#I switched games time for linds gifs lololol#she can have what she wants#lindsey horan#nwsl challenge cup#incorrect nwsl quotes#portland thorns
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Conversation
Emily Sonnett: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
Lindsey Horan: Thanks...?
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Kelley O'Hara: I apologize for saying "fuck" in front of Charlie. Alex Morgan: You just said it again. Kelley: I am not a role model.
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Lynn Williams: I pull guys.
Kristie Mewis: I pull girls.
Kelley O'Hara: And I pull on the push door because I'm an idiot.
#USWNT#NWSL#WOSO#Incorrect NWSL Quotes#Incorrect Quotes#Gotham FC#Kelley O'Hara#Kristie Mewis#Lynn Williams
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Megan Rapinoe: I'm a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic white men. Pinoe: Like me.
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Emily Sonnett: What do you call a dictionary that's addicted to drugs?
Lindsey Horan: If you say "addictionary," I swear to God I'll kill you.
Sonny: Well, I was going to say "high definition," but yours is better.
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New Coach: Please sit down in this chair, Kelley, I’d like to ask you some questions. Alex Morgan *whispering*: Deny everything. Kelley O'Hara: That’s not a chair!
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Lindsey Horan *texting*: You will machete through this! Lindsey: * make it Lindsey: please don’t machete your way through this Emily Sonnett: Too late.
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