#uswnt incorrect quotes

[the-nameless-queen]

LFG!!! Ertz is back baby!!!

[marvelousthoughts]

Coach: "We're gonna be pairing up"

Coach: "And then one in front, whose hold back by a chain by the one in the back"

Coach: "Then you need to run"

Y/n: "I'm going to be in the back"

Alex: "Fine"

Y/n: "Come on baby horse"

Y/n: "Run"

[incorrectnwsl]

A long, long time ago:

Christen Press: What if we went to dinner... not as friends?

Tobin Heath: As enemies?

[russos-one]

MEN DNI

Players I currently write for: Alexia Putellas, Niamh Charles and Kerstin Casparij.

Masterlist

[thunderquads2]

Lindsey: What are your goals?

Rose: To pet all the dogs.

Lindsey: No, fitness goals.

Rose: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

[i-am-mr-k]

I sometimes wonder which would be faster for a response. Christen Press calling 911, or posting to Tumblr.

On second thought:

RealChristenPress23☑️: Help! Someone is breaking into my house. It's a robbery!

Press_Fiend_5eva: Yass my beautiful Queen 👑👑👑 you stole my heart! Can't wait to see you back on the field.

[equalpay4betterplay]

Becky: How do you wish to explain yourselves???

Crystal: Uuuummm...verbally?

Sonny: Yeah cause from the look on your face

Horan: You're not gonna like the interpretive dance we came up with

[uswnt-chaotic-energy]

Rose: I drink to forget, but I always remember...

Sam: You’re drinking orange juice...

[wowsowoso]

rose lavelle: you’re smiling, did something good happen?

lindsey horan: can’t i just smile because i feel like it?

sam mewis: sonnett tripped and fell in the parking lot

[evelynns-sugar-bby]

USWNT as texts from my friend group

Alex Morgan: so what time are we tailgating?

Kelley: let's aim for 9:30

Pinoe: okay. I'm not sure I'll be there that early

Kelley: if you're not there by 10 am I'm gonna be pissed.

Kelley: 10 is my latest time that you can be there.

Kelley: you hear that??? No later than 10 am!!

Pinoe: last time Alex didn't even show up.

Alex: leave me out of this

Kelley: okay well I'm telling you guys to be there by 10 am. You have a whole 38 hours to prepare.

Pinoe: THATS IT? THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TIME TO GET READY

Kelley: What happened to the girls who got up at 6 am for a tailgate AT THE END OF OCTOBER?? IM STILL HERE. ASHLYNS STILL HERE. PINOE??? WHERE'S THAT GIRL?

Ashlyn: bitch ima be there at 5am

[nicolereallyhot]

Christen: I rescued Morena a while ago. It was so good, your never forget you first.

Tobin: Your first what?

Christen: First rescue dog

Tobin:

Christen:

Tobin: Ok...That is never what people mean by that.

[endlessanxiety]

Sonnett: FOUR MONTHS

Sam: What's she talking about?

Rose: It's really not a big deal...

Sonnett: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

[marvelousthoughts]

Kelley: "Think fast"

*Y/n dodging the ball*

Kelley: "Good dodging skill you got"

Kelley: "Think fast"

*Y/n doesn't dodge*

Y/n: "Kelley, think fast"

*The ball comes hard to Kelley*

Kelley: "You will regret that"

[incorrectnwsl]

Emily Sonnett: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

Lindsey Horan: Thanks...?

[sixsclassic]

Becky: We’re kind of missing something guys.

Mal: Cohesion?

Lindsey: Teamwork?

Andi: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Rose: And Sonnett is not here.

Lindsey: Oh yeah, and that.

[hardtchill]

i wonder what they talk about during their earthing moments... 🤔

Tobin: i have to tell you something? Christen: 'one with the ground' what is that baby? Tobin: I think i forgot to turn the stove off. Christen: T- Tobin: No yelling Chris, we're supposed to be calm and positive. Christen: *%*(#&$ Christen: Christen: Christen: *Chris gets off the grass* Christen: TOBIN POWELL HEATH, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU