#uswnt incorrect quotes

[the-nameless-queen]

LFG!!! Ertz is back baby!!!

[marvelousthoughts]

Coach: "We're gonna be pairing up"

Coach: "And then one in front, whose hold back by a chain by the one in the back"

Coach: "Then you need to run"

Y/n: "I'm going to be in the back"

Alex: "Fine"

Y/n: "Come on baby horse"

Y/n: "Run"

[russos-one]

Current Fics I am writing

Vivianne Miedema x !FemReader

[My Koala] Fluff

Summary- Reader is tired after a match and Viv being the good girlfriend she is carries the reader around

Vivianne Miedema x !FemReader

[I love you so much] Fluff

Summary- Reader gets Injured in a away match against Tottenham and Viv goes into protective mode

Vivianne Miedema x !FemReader

[Pent up anger] Smut

Summary- Reader plays for Chelsea and Viv plays for Arsenal, Reader and Viv are sworn enemies especially with Reader being a defender and Viv being a forward it’s a rough game and Reader and Viv get into fight which results with Viv and Reader getting a yellow card, skip to the end of the match Chelsea win and Viv isn’t happy about it and decides to take you anger out on Reader.

Katie McCabe x !FemReader

[part 1 The injury] Angst

Summary- Reader gets injured

[incorrectnwsl]

A long, long time ago:

Christen Press: What if we went to dinner... not as friends?

Tobin Heath: As enemies?

[thunderquads2]

Lindsey: What are your goals?

Rose: To pet all the dogs.

Lindsey: No, fitness goals.

Rose: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

[i-am-mr-k]

I sometimes wonder which would be faster for a response. Christen Press calling 911, or posting to Tumblr.

On second thought:

RealChristenPress23☑️: Help! Someone is breaking into my house. It's a robbery!

Press_Fiend_5eva: Yass my beautiful Queen 👑👑👑 you stole my heart! Can't wait to see you back on the field.

[jessicaaatje]

Quoting Song Lyrics

Reader x uswnt (platonic)

Summary: Reader starts quoting song lyrics...

A/n: So instead of making a whole incorrect quotes series of reader quoting song lyrics, I decided to make just a fic of it. The incorrect quotes can you find here and here. It comes from a prompt list that you can find here.

Enjoy!

Practice was hard today. Somehow you laid more on the grass then that you were standing, and that for a practice. Two things kept you from storming off the field right now.

Thing one was that you almost knew for certain that you would start in the next game, if you would leave the training now, you don't even think you would be playing the next game.

Thing two was that the one song you listened to before you came on the field was keeping you up. The thing was when you listened to your music, you knew that when your headphones were off, you would be stuck with the songs you heard, and that was now the problem.

Again, you hit the ground, you decided to lay for a second more. 'I'm a survivor', you mumbled behind your breath. Apparently, Tobin decided to bring you to the ground, but she was nice enough to help you up, meanwhile hearing you mutter something.

'Did you say something?', she asked. You Shaked your head in reply, but you said nonetheless thank you.

You were lucky it wasn't a day where one of you got mic'd up, because if your teammates found out that you were quoting song lyrics in practice, you knew they would always remember.

'I'm not gonna give up', you continued, hoping that you won't hit the turf much more before training would end. And it seems like somebody heard your prayers, because practice has ended, and you didn't eat any more grass.

It was time for you to go back to the locker rooms, you walked next to Ashley Sanchez, but it was not your intention to let you hear your next sentence: 'Nobody said it was easy, no one ever said it would be so hard', what you didn't expect was that Ashley heard you and needed to smother her laughter when she realized you were quoting "The Scientist" from Coldplay.

Ashley was smart enough to keep her mouth shut and not to say anything if she wanted to hear you quote a song once again.

Now arrived at the locker room you sat in your cube, next to Emily Sonnett. If she caught you quoting any song lyrics, you knew your teasing free life would end. You had some more songs in your head, and your mouth just couldn't keep shut.

'I found it hard, was hard to find, oh well, whatever, never mind', this time it was time for Nirvana.

'Oh my god, y/n, are you quoting a song?', you were doomed when you heard this sentence come out of the mouth of Sonnett. You wanted to go through the floor now, because Sonnett got the attention of most of the girls who were in ear range.

And still your mouth couldn't keep shut, while you were shaking your head you said accidently: 'I feel stupid and contagious'.

'If you are quoting lyrics now, were you doing that also on the field when I helped you up?', Tobin asked. 'Sadly', you mumbled in response.

'I know you love to listen to music, but does this mean you can sing also?', somebody asked.

'I'm worse at what I do best', was your reply while shrugging your shoulders.

'Are you saying now that you say that your bad in soccer or in singing?', Christen scolded you for saying something like this.

'Singing', you said.

'I think you can sing really good', Mallory Pugh chimed in, 'why don't you let us hear more?'

'Because I just can't sing', your reply was fast. Grabbing your stuff to head to the bus.

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Who thought it was smart to play a board game with 24 people? But for you it was much better then to play truth or dare or watch a horror movie. So somebody thought it was fun to play yatzee and it was finally your turn.

The dices were given to you and here it came. You were thanks to a lucky roll on the winning side.

'I used to roll the dice, feel the fear in my enemy's eyes', you sang, ''viva la vida'' was one of your favourite songs from Coldplay and you knew the song all too well. Next thing you knew was that you felt something itch.

You looked around and saw Rose, with only one shoe on, the item that hurt you was her other shoe.

'Stop it please, or I will throw a book at you', Rose said trying to send you a glare.

'I'm sorry I can't help myself', you threw your hands up, but only to take the cookie roll the winner would get, and you had won obviously.

[wosoimagines]

A List Of Upcoming Fics 11-29-2022

Emily Sonnett/Reader - dancing

USWNT/Reader - based off an incorrect quote

USWNT/Pulisic!Reader - comforting

Tierna Davidson/Reader - a new family member

Alex Morgan/Reader - babysitting Charlie

Vivianne Miedema - making sure to take care of each other

[equalpay4betterplay]

Becky: How do you wish to explain yourselves???

Crystal: Uuuummm...verbally?

Sonny: Yeah cause from the look on your face

Horan: You're not gonna like the interpretive dance we came up with

[uswnt-chaotic-energy]

Rose: I drink to forget, but I always remember...

Sam: You’re drinking orange juice...

[wowsowoso]

rose lavelle: you’re smiling, did something good happen?

lindsey horan: can’t i just smile because i feel like it?

sam mewis: sonnett tripped and fell in the parking lot

[evelynns-sugar-bby]

USWNT as texts from my friend group

Alex Morgan: so what time are we tailgating?

Kelley: let's aim for 9:30

Pinoe: okay. I'm not sure I'll be there that early

Kelley: if you're not there by 10 am I'm gonna be pissed.

Kelley: 10 is my latest time that you can be there.

Kelley: you hear that??? No later than 10 am!!

Pinoe: last time Alex didn't even show up.

Alex: leave me out of this

Kelley: okay well I'm telling you guys to be there by 10 am. You have a whole 38 hours to prepare.

Pinoe: THATS IT? THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TIME TO GET READY

Kelley: What happened to the girls who got up at 6 am for a tailgate AT THE END OF OCTOBER?? IM STILL HERE. ASHLYNS STILL HERE. PINOE??? WHERE'S THAT GIRL?

Ashlyn: bitch ima be there at 5am

[marvelousthoughts]

Kelley: "Think fast"

*Y/n dodging the ball*

Kelley: "Good dodging skill you got"

Kelley: "Think fast"

*Y/n doesn't dodge*

Y/n: "Kelley, think fast"

*The ball comes hard to Kelley*

Kelley: "You will regret that"

[russos-one]

HELPPP HOW DO I END A STORYYYYY

[incorrectnwsl]

Emily Sonnett: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

Lindsey Horan: Thanks...?

[nicolereallyhot]

Christen: I rescued Morena a while ago. It was so good, your never forget you first.

Tobin: Your first what?

Christen: First rescue dog

Tobin:

Christen:

Tobin: Ok...That is never what people mean by that.