#British Shit

[nostalgia-tblr]

when a government department offers u the information in one of the other two UK languages, Welsh or Large Print

[thatlittleloverboy]

need a bf that talks like the guy in the song parklife

just need that in my life man that would make things a lot better

Nasty British men should hit me up

[fettucine-afraido]

Wotsits for breaky today

[fairer-tales]

final level of britishisation is taking over: i am no longer uncomfortable adding kisses at the end of any text and am suddenly possessed by the urge to do so constantly xx

[fiapple]

(taken from @/sarahofmagdalene on instagram.)

A NOTE TO THOSE WHO MAY BE PARTICIPATING IN PRO PALESTINE ACTIONS IN VANCOUVER.

Please, even if you don’t live in Vancouver, reblog to spread awareness. The canadian media isn’t covering the protests, let alone the hostility protesters face, so we can only rely on each other to get news like this around!

EDIT: if you have either made this post about whether the punisher would disagree with the above, or you intend to do that, you are now being heavily advised to donate to either unrwa or the pcrf. i don’t care if you can’t spare more than a fucking nickel, donate the nickel. you saw a post about trying to keep anti-genocide protesters safe & reacted like this was fandom discourse, pay up & learn how to fuckin behave.

reblog this version going forward please.

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[bjorntheluckybastard]

where i’m from it’s literally only ever “do you want a brew?” i’ve literally never heard any of those phrases

[smallz-o]

we were all thinking this

[hookhausen]

no one

my friend texting me the news of king charles by sending me this

[meatballsub-senpai]

@marble-running i thought you would appreciate nigel fromage getting milkshaked

We are so back.

[tendie-defender]

“Blade Runners” are cutting down carbon tracking cameras in London. They seem fed up with all those taxes.

[mushroompoisoning]

when I'm in a whimpering competition and my opponent is the male lead of a horror podcast

[findafight]

Funniest part of Charles having cancer is that my grandpa might live to see his fourth British coronation

[woodofgreenleaves]

Wonder why cow milk and nut milk is measured different.

why does aziraphale tell crowley he can’t go ninety MILES per hour in central london. are they just fans of the imperial system?

This should be in the FAQs, pinned to the top of the blog.

[bizarrelittlemew]

calling it right now that season 3 starts like this

[clearnachopirate]

DBD True Crime AU

Charles and Edwin's bodys are burried together.

Someone is investigating Charles' death, eventually it gets enough steam that they get permission to escivate his grave... except there's two bodys there.

No DNA match, but its way older than Charles' body, from around the time another boy disappeared... so they track down the Payne family and see if they can match the DNA.

Of course, it does.

This, of course, spurrs a massive conspiracy that the school snuck the other boys remains in Charles's casket to cover up Edwin's death.

The Payne family pays for a proper burial for Edwin, but Charles, liking that he and his best mate have been together forever literally, moves the body back, much to everyone's confusion and shock.

Que a series of more bizarre ways people try to keep Edwin's bones in place, and the boys (to Niko's amusement , and Crystal's headache) keep moving them back. Sometimes they lay the bones next to eachother, sometimes they're high fiving. Charles likes wrapping his arm around Edwin's shoulder.

On one memorable occasion, Charles was so annoyed they kept being separated, he jumbled their bones around.

Now the bones are in the British museum on display with a few words about each of the boys, (there's an excerpt from one of Edwin's journals from when he was alive. There's a quote from one of the boys who attacked Charles about what a good mate he was.)

Charles and Edwin go and visit the bones sometimes, rearranging them again and again. They eventually leave the bones behind after having them hold hands.

(Edwin defacing museum property bc 'that is embarrassing, Charles. I hardly thought anyone would ever read that.' He also obviously crosses out what Charles's "friend" had to say.)

(There's one podcaster who is convinced the two met time travel style and fell in love, and they can't even be separated in death. She's practically laughed off her show, but Niko loves the show.)