#Brand-Shei
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#TES・Fo・Sf版セリフでワンドロ 第91回
Theme of the week: "Quality guaranteed!"
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Some underrated dunmer, in my opinion. XD
Brand-shei, dunmer by blood, argonian by upbringing. Romlyn Dreth, the guy with the balls to steal from Maven Black-Briar. Garan Marethi, one of the many cool vampires in castle Volkihar. And Geldis Sadri, the owner of the Retching Netch cornerclub.
#The Elder Scrolls#Skyrim#Brand-Shei#Romlyn dreth#Garan Marethi#geldis sadri#the elder scrolls v skyrim#TES#dunmer#dark elf#snowy's art
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Thinking what would happen in traditional Skyrim quests with my Skyrim mermaid AU which includes big deep-sea dunmer.
Brand-Shei getting arrested for allegedly stealing a ring that is way too small for him to steal
#also not sure how they’d actually arrest him if he didn’t want to cooperate#the threat of harpoon ig#he is an oarfish#skyrim#brand-shei#brand shei#riften guard#dunmer#mermaid au#mermay#Irileth patrols the waters around Whiterun like a shark
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Brand-shei my beloved
the Rift won the poll of which hold i should cover next: it's very daunting because there are just. So many elves. But one of them is Brand-Shei, whom I am very excited to figure out his look
#skyrim mods#dunmer#brand-shei#elder scrolls#reblog#character design#always such a fascinating character#and this redesign is just perfect#so much personality
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Different anon from the one you just answered...
You know you can take the ring, drop it somewhere- literally, just chuck it from your inventory, go to Brynjolf and tell him you lost it, then - BAM! - Brand-Shei doesn't go to jail and you can still start the Thieves Guild questline! I hope this helps :D
AHHHHH THANK YOU omg
This changes everything. I can't wait to disappoint Brynjolf!!
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Am I the only one who purposefully fails Brynjolf’s very first task of planting Madesi’s ring on Brand-Shei. Like. You want me to put that man out of business permanently? And for why?? Absolutely not, you slimy bastard.
#I get so sad when I accidentally succeed#I know how that sounds lmfao#also if I’m not mistaken Brand-Shei was raised by argonians right? that’s such a cool dynamic.#no Brynjolf you nasty sewer rat I’m not ruining his life#skyrim#Brynjolf
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there's no "right way" to play rpgs it's completely up to your choice. but you do have to make your character unhinged and commit atrocities and carry 500lb of equipment on their person because otherwise it's basically just like real life and at that point why even play a game. I can do all this in real life
#mia.txt#typing this while being too scared to do anything mean in games like a big bad mf#im replaying skyrim (i know) and i was going to try the thieves guild out but had to reload an old save bc i couldn't live with myself after#doing that to brand-shei. hes so nice he didn't deserve that#i didn't even make it through the first quest
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Brand-Shei: You're probably breaking like a million laws right now.
Jolinar Aren: It's three, to be precise. And don't worry! They're only minor ones!
#brand shei#oc: jolinar aren#brandyl and erandyl#riften#nerevar queue and star#incorrect quotes#incorrect elder scrolls#incorrect skyrim quotes#tes#the elder scrolls#skyrim#the elder scrolls v: skyrim#source: hollyoaks
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I played Skyrim today.
#its a big deal lads#i havent touched it since the fight that led to my break up.... and this is the first time I thought about that night in months#and it stings a bit.... like a healing bruise thats still just a bit purple but nearly gone#its on the Switch tho... I havent touched my PS4... but I dont have it with me so... Idk#what a dull pain... Mostly sad for the girl who got hurt and not the me who has moved on... poor baby#ugh.... I've hurt so many people.... and I've been able to run from them to heal all involved except myself...#I'm so mean to me... And that's why I wear crop tops and sleep naked and eat fish and love my cat and just do things I enjoy...#amd slowly we can begin to heal and be happy#when I start standing up for me more.... Its all over for you bitches!!! Watch out cus Im close!!!#im healing#and#it feels so good#I had no fucking idea that Shavari follows you around Riften and makes dealing with Brand-Shei difficult#i just shoveled Vampire Dust into my face and hoped for the best.... Didnt know that freak ass cat was following me#IVE PLAYED HOW MANY FUCKING HOURS AND NEVER KNEW?!#killed Heimskr didnt get caught but still had the Dark Brotherhood sent after me#havent encountered Nazeem yet.... Intend to kill his ass when he opens his mouth#I. Will. Not. Kill. Partysnax. Havent met him yet tho... Cam you kill Delphine???#i wanna marry Farkas SOOOO BAD... Hes such a cutie! and hes so sweet#skyrim
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Justice for Brand-shei!
*avoiding thieves guild quest so brand-shei remains out of jail*
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The people need to know where Josh would and wouldn't jerk it
Hello!!! I'm dying for a Josh attitude laugh so without further ado, Joshi's Top Ten Best and Worst places to jork it in Skyrim Province. If this does well then he might write a list about Morrowind and or Cyrodiil. Under a cut for being very NSFT
The Best of the Worst!
10. Best My room at Severin Manor.
Yeah, obvious I know! But you tell me that your house isn't probably the best place to jerk it without worry... I just gotta remember to lock the damn door... or not. Fuck um... Ah...I guess this would also go for my room at the Netch. I do remember to lock that door. I have some standards!
10. Worst The Gray Quarter
Why I don't fucking want to jerk it here? One, it's fucking freezing, which is already a turn-off. Two, it's a fucking slum where the walls are made of paper and everyone in the whole district can hear you. Do you hear that Malthyr?! I can fucking hear you!!! You're not that fucking appealing! I'm soft now! 9. Best The counter top of Sadri's Used Wares
Yes I know it's fucking crass, but who're you talking to? It's fucking funny to look my now wife's ex in the eye after I've done it too an he has no fucking idea! Yeah fuck you too dude, clean-up on isle seven. I am a jealous, petty mer but I am atleast aware of it. 9. Worst Morthal
It's a vampire infected swamp! Who the fuck decided to build a town in a cold, wet marsh!? I want their number, I got words for 'em an I'm not gonna be pleasant. Like I'm minding my business in whatever excuse for an inn they have there an this chick just sits herself on my lap like I was asking for it. Corruption sees corruption you know- she knew what I was an I her. Flaccid for a good few days after that near miss so there was no opportunity to jerk off anyway. You know how fucking hard it is to get clean yourself in water taken from a swamp? Give Morthal a skip unless you're into swamp vampires. 8. Best When in Riften
Sydari drags me to Riften fairly often to check on "business". Said "business" is in a secret hidey hole in the sewer an naturally I'm not allowed down in the super secret hideout. That's fine- it's fine! Anyway I get her house to myself a lot of the time (unless her ex husband has decided to ruin my day). Honeyside has it all, a lake I can swim in, a bath, a workshop I can tinker in... Look I may have chosen specifically to come in Brand-Shei's bathrobe after he broke my nose out of spite an I don't apologise for doing it. Fucking heir to House Telvanni? Bastard wouldn't even qualify to lick the guar shit from Neloth's shoe! Um...what was I talking about? Oh right-
8. Worst The Thieve's Hidey Hole
The cistern smells exactly like you'd think it does. Think about how Riften smells like stagnant canal fish water and stale piss. Now turn that up to ten an you have the fucking Cistern! No I'm not meant to be down there an yes I did follow Sydari down there once when I was bored. The guild can have it. I'm not jerking it here. It stinks! 7. Best A Jarl's Throne
This is more a fetish of mine idk I just think it's fucking funny to break into a throne room, rub one out on the great big chair an fucking leave without anyone noticing. Ultimate power move in the face of a self-congratulatory bastard who got that seat through an accident of birth. Taking them down a peg turns me the fuck on an I'm not gonna apologise for it! No I haven't jerked off on Ulfric's throne yet but that stupid fuck in Falkreath had a fun morning! 7. Worst The sulphur flats of Eastmarch
If it's not Hircine worshiping witches with a goat head fetish then it's dragons or wolves or Stormcloaks. It smells like the ass end of Red Mountain (also not a recommended place to jerk off). Look, there was one time ol' Sanguine got in touch with me whilst I was with my girlfriend an we kinda ended up in a weird marriage pact with a hagraven. It's not sexy I can assure you. There's just a fuck tonne of beasties that could ruin your me-time. It's just not worth your time. Also there's a group of Ashlanders that follow Ulath-Pal that have set up camp there an they kinda want the head of the Urshilaku Ashkhan...and I like my neck the way it is. Having said that.
6. Best The Eldergleam Sanctuary.
But TELDRRYYNNN you whine! That's a place of worship! You complain. Hey! Hey! Who are you talking to? I do not give a fuck! Look Sydari an I camped there an we had a huge fight over me being me. I left an found me a secluded little corner by a waterfall. Had a pretty rainbow and everything. I was actually relaxed for once an things just kinda went that way. It's a nice place to get yourself off... Spriggans not withstanding. Do not tell the Dragonborn that I'm the reason for everyone in that sanctuary being chased out by angry Spriggans, kay? No I haven't learnt anything from this an I'd do it again simply because of the above-mentioned thing about how defiling a place of power getting me off.
6. Worst Candlehearth Hall
I'm not allowed in here. None of us Dunmer are allowed in here! It's in Windhelm so I'm not really inclined to stick about yeah? Like sure I could ruin something but the atmosphere here just makes me painfully soft so... I'll piss in that cunt's stew though! 5. Best Any Temple of Talos
Because of the irony. BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING IRONY! 5. Worst. Bandit Camps
The temptation's there, I get it. You've cleared out a camp full of second rate idiots and you've pilfered their treasures. You're fucking tired an maybe you found their drug stash...usually you've found their drug stash an you're all prepped to pass out after blowing your load in the chief's bed. Take a second to think because I sure as fuck didn't an now I got another scar on my ass!
That was some real post-nut clarity right there! 4. Best Markarth's Dwemer Museum
Look the whole reason Calcelmo an that fetching nephew of his even have a museum is because of my research. The guy had my favourite sword an dagger in a case which like I appreciate the Crescent was in good hands an all but like also they're mine. It's all mine...I have a possession problem I guess. No I haven't rubbed one out here yet but fuck...my mind is so fucking warped! Like I would! I want to. FUCK!
4. Worst Wolfskull Cave
A cave near Solitude, seemingly inconspicuous and you might be tempted to take some time to yourself, yeah? Guess again. First thing you're gonna notice about this cave is that it smells like rot. That's your first sign it's probably not a great place to whip your dick out. Secondly you're gonna find the place is crawling with undead and fucking necromancers! Look, I'm not the best around anything dead an walkin. I avoid burials like the plague. I'm fucking terrified of it! I spent the whole time trying not to lose my cool in there. I spent all night trying not to freak the fuck out. Last thing I was doing was playing with myself.
Oh look, top three! I'm surprised you've made it this far in my guide to jerking it across Skyrim. I guess I should throw in some special mentions, DO jerk off as close to the Thalmor Embassy as you can. It's hot to make those stiffs angry and I know they wish they could taste me. DO NOT jerk off in the Blue Palace coz you will get caught and they will put you in a dungeon. Don't go in their dungeon I'm serious! Also don't try both in one night because you're drunk and lonely. It doesn't end well. Anyway... 3. Best The beach near Nchardak
I have a small camp set up on the beach near the ruins. Spent a fuck tonne of time there when I was "working" with Neloth on the puzzle locks there. It's where I used to go when I'd had enough of Neloth's bullshit. So naturally I've found myself cranking one out after a long day of researching. There's something oddly romantic about it. The sound of the Sea of Ghosts lapping at the ash covered sand, the beauty of the aurora overhead an no one to fucking bother me! I ah...I don't like bedclothes so the solitude lets me relax and just take care of shit. 3. Worst Tel Mithryn
Do you know how unsexy a giant fucking mushroom is? Why do you think most Telvanni Wizards are older than Vivec's left nut? No one wants to fuck in mushroom stink! It's like I'm smelling dirt an that's bothering the fuck out of me as I'm tugging an it's just ruining my mood! That an I think Neloth jush knows when I'm doing it and sends his dumb fuck apprentice over to offer me Canis Root Tea.
You can see how this is a problem right? It's fucking torture! Why do you think I just set up a yurt on the beach? My poor dick hurt!
2. Best Blackreach
Yes, there's Falmer an Animunculi an wisps an all that but I think you are well aware of how much I feel at ease over things that are pretty. Blackreach has everything that makes me happy. Dwemer ruins, things for me to belt the shit out of, clean water, GLOW. You stop me from whipping it out here? 2. Worst High Hrothgar
You know, I was tossing up between this an like the top of the mountain coz both have the same problems. One, it's colder than anything I can describe. Even inside the building there's fucking frost! You can light all the fires you want and the place is still fucking freezing! I gotta wear actual underwear when I'm here on top of all the other layers I gotta wear just to not feel like I'm about to die of hypothermia! Do you know how much I hate wearing underwear? Do you know how fucking uncomfortable thermal underclothes are? Even if I wanted to rub out a quick one, an believe me I have on multiple occasions, I'd have to fish my cock out from all the layers an he's hiding something fierce! Then you've got all those stuffy old men who haven't gotten off since I was still mortal watching me like they know my dick still works. Mothballs, old man stink, cold, dark walls with ice coating the door. I mean I can and have fucked here, I'm pretty sure this is where my daughter was conceived so like that's saving it from the number one spot. It's just I'd rather be anywhere else! 1. Best Sky Haven Temple
I hate the Blades. I hate what they represent. I hate that they still think they can boss around people in the name of an Empire that died long ago. I hate how they speak to my now wife an I hate that they expect me to lead them given my old position in the organisation. One- I have never wanted anything to do with the Blades. My membership was part of my prision sentence. Two- I killed my superiour out of revenge for my Corprus infection an I have zero regrets about it. They still think I owe them something. I don't! So why is it at the top of my list? Well, I'm fucking the Dragonborn aren't I? No one's gonna kick me out without her following me. Look I knew it would end with us leaving but I just could not help myself. It's the whole throne room thing again. I legitimatly get off on this shit! An fuck me was this one of the best solo nuts of my life! I don't care if Delphine has to clean the War Room. That's my territory now! 1. Worst Apocrypha
The question of "Can you jerk off in Oblivion?" isn't one that comes up often... unless you're me of course. I've done a good ninety year stint in Revelry. It's possible if the relm's set up for pleasure. Mora's house? That guy's missing his section on erotica. Yeah I know there's something to be said for all the oily tenticles if you're into that kinda thing. I'm not. I'm really not into it. You'd think I would be, given my love of knowlage an all that but FUCK! I've never felt so sick in my life! No, I have but that's not important. Why you don't want to jerk off in Hermaeus Mora's house? Simple. It smells like fish and rotting books! I'm not a guy who'll fuck just anywhere an that also goes for fucking myself. The place is disorientatiting at the best of times, the floor moves under your feel an there's strange Daedra behind every corner. I got taken by Sydari's predecessor whom I accedently released whilst I was looking for her an yeah...kinda got stuck there for gods know how long! I was mad at the end of it, took me far too long to recover after I'd been pulled out of there. I missed my daughter's first steps, her first words. It was a fucking nightmare the likes that only the Sharmat would conceive- no, no Voryn actually tried to get me off so... Look, you don't want to even set foot in Libraryland, let alone whip your dick out and rub one out whilst you're lost there. Unless you're partual to having it morph into one of those tenticle things before your eyes. Unless you're into that kinda thing, I ain't judging.
I am judging...
Anyway that's it um...Why was I talking about this again?
#asks#Jerking World Tour#Joshi's Top Ten Best and Worst places to jork it in Skyrim Province#danger!josh#nerevarine#tesblr#nsft
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We need more art and fanfics of Brand-shei.
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Painting practice with Skyrim
My high elf, Renduril, and my boy Brand-Shei
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another diff anon! you can also fail, get caught, and go back to brynjolf if you want more roleplay! i think i've only sent brand-shei to jail twice in the 7 years i've been playing skyrim !
Y'all are single handedly saving me Mara bless you. I can start my Thieves Guild playthrough guilt free next time.
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a mutual mentioned skyrim and I am once again pining for Brand-Shei
#tes#'who's your fave skyrim character?'#folks like 'brynjolf' and 'lydia' etc etc#and I'm over here like 'look'#'i don't know why the only two telvanni in the game live in my brain'#'but damn if I'm ever asking them for rent'
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i've been thinking of writing from a courier's pov on skyrim. i have a character semi-fleshed out but i'm having trouble deciding his name. he's a bosmer, but was raised by nords in riften. should he have a nord name, like brand-shei has an argonian name? thoughts and suggestions are welcome :)
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