#I know how that sounds lmfao
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Am I the only one who purposefully fails Brynjolf’s very first task of planting Madesi’s ring on Brand-Shei. Like. You want me to put that man out of business permanently? And for why?? Absolutely not, you slimy bastard.
#I get so sad when I accidentally succeed#I know how that sounds lmfao#also if I’m not mistaken Brand-Shei was raised by argonians right? that’s such a cool dynamic.#no Brynjolf you nasty sewer rat I’m not ruining his life#skyrim#Brynjolf
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WHAT'S GOIN' ON IN THAT HEAD OF YOURS?
#DAMN#tribute ig to one of my favourite lines in the game lmfao i love how baffled he sounds😭 leave her alone!!! she doesnt know either!!!#tcm game#texas chainsaw massacre the game#johnny slaughter#sissy slaughter#eyestrain#maybe he misses how she was before she went all looney tunes😔
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I was hoping for Grucy fanfictions after DM4 but all I got are fanfics about Gru cheating on Lucy with that cockroach villain like wtf is even this fandom
#i wanna know how this sounds for those who aren't in the fandom lmfao#but like why#first y'all make him f with dru who's his effing brother and now this#grucy is the healthiest ship i know and yet they have so little appreciation#grucy#maxime le mal#gru#despicable me 4
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In their new WHAT? HUH???????
#LMFAO??????#bakudeku#bkdk#katsudeku#ktdk#bakudekus never lose#i know it's not meant like that but i also think it's really funny how it sounds like they just started dating or something#i actually have No Idea what goes on in this game. someone tell me if it's fun
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cw: implied dom reader/sub Izuku, humiliation, degradation
“You’re a fucking dirty, rotten pervert, Izuku.” you murmur under your breath, watching how his pretty, curved cock twitches where it lies on his belly. you run a single finger up the shaft, around the bulging vein, until it settles under the head. its flushed a deep red, a pretty contrast to the tan of his skin, the freckles that dot his hip. you look at him from under your lashes, smiling when his eyes flutter and he settles back into the silkiness of the bed sheets.
“Yeah,” Izuku sighs all prettily for you, an almost dopey expression painting his face as you watch his chest rise and fall. its a pretty sight that he makes, with a flush that goes all the way down to his nipples, perky and brown, his pecs wide, and his jaw so relaxed that you watch him swallow every few seconds.
"What would everyone do if they knew what disgusting shit the Number One Hero was into?" you ask quietly to yourself, one hand still toying with that sensitive spot under his head, the other starting to run your nail over the seam of his balls. Izuku sucks in a shaky breath at that, eyes clenched shut as you can almost see how he bites back the need to cum.
"If they knew how much of a little slut you are for me?" you grin now, when his eyes roll open and his mouth drops open in a pant. fuck, he's so pretty like that, when his eyes cross momentarily when you cup his heavy balls in your hand.
"Oh, fuck," he hisses out, hands clenching the pillows beside him tightly. you cock your head at him, can't help but feel like you have to be a little mean to him. but its okay; he likes it.
"Say it. Say you're my little slut." you bite at him, showing him your teeth as you feel a whole body shiver wrack through his body.
"I'm, shit, I'm your l-little slut." Izuku groans, eyes squeezing shut when a drool of precum slides down onto his belly and you scoop it up with that same finger that's been teasing him. you play with the sticky substance between your fingers for a second, almost examining it, before you turn your eyes to him. you smile.
"Good boy."
#I started this with just the first two lines of dialogue on feb 25 lol that's insane actually#life was just beating my ass its chill#actually its not chill I hate everything#anyway I wanted to do something freaky with him but couldn't think of anything specifically which is why its so vague lol#I wanted to try sounding but sounding actually scares me a little AJSGDLAH#maybe next time lol#or maybe this time#everyone imagine he has a sounding tool in his wiener lmfao#okay bye sorry I don't know how to act sorry#—new treat in the streets! 🍫#deku treats! 🍬#IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL WIENER??? OR IS IT WEINER???? WHERE IS THE RED LINE????
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why did someone on telegram just dm me asking if im not sick of being hyperfixated on woy after a year
#n they deleted their acc so i cant message them back 💀#it sounded mean but its probably a joke#it must be a joke cuz the only ppl who have my telegram n know im a woy fan r nice#probably#but im kinda 💀💀💀#like what does that even mean#funny asf if ifs a joke tho i totally fell for it#but like bro what if it isnt 😭😭😭#the only hate i ever got was some kids being racist under my redraws on tiktok#n it wasnt even directed at me#but also wow :33 someone cared enough to track down how long ive been a woy fan for :3#this is so stupid#pbj#idk why im posting this on tumblr this was supposed to be my art blog or whatever man#imagine they read this this gonna be so awkward lmfao
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lalala makes more guy
#hihi#wojld it be duma to nami him Tulle someone help me i dont know how that sounds to english speakers sound fine to me lmfao#would*#sonic oc#hes a fuckinnnn ant eater#resembling the animal in a similar fashion to the rest of sonic characters - not at all#please bear with my lack of confidence suiudishsihv#art#oc tulle
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How do you feel about Dungeon Meshi (i think i spelt that right) getting more popular? I feel like i’ve only seen u post about it but now its popping up a lot more on my twt / tiktok
Mixed feelings! Glad it has an anime now and that ppl are enjoying it, because its really good!
I myself think its annoying when ppl are like "im gatekeeping x media bc its important to me 😡" so thats not how I feel on the other end. It has impacted lots of ppl so if it can get a bigger reach and impact more, thats good. ^_^
if i did not have the time or energy or resources to read it, I would've hated feeling alienated just bc it became a favorite media of mine after the anime came out
Its more like. Idk.
I know ppl who hope it gets Bigger for more official merch but I just don't want it to get Embarrassing ykwim.
I need it to not get so popular that in a few years I'm hiding the volumes from my shelf because its an embarrassing, beat to death thing thats present in every store, backpack, socks, sweater that looks like characters clothing, funko pops, etc. something i cant even enjoy anymore bc its been wrung dry and overexposed and misinterpreted, "of course u like it EVERYONE likes it!" and now I'm tired of it, and wouldn't want ppl to associate me with it LOL 🧿🧿🧿
#anonymous#skunk mail#its like how i do enjoy jjba but id never wear merch out bc what if some fandom poisoned man makes a kakyoin doughnut#joke to me. which happened in college when any mention of it came up#or like how. (insane evil hater mode) when i see people really into BNHA or SNK still im like 😬#can u imagine if those were somehow your favorite series' in the past and now someone who doesnt even go there feels weird about it For You#when you mention it being your fave. LMFAO. i recognize that'll happen regardless due to ppls tastes but ykwim!!! fandom poison!!#the subreddit has already started with unfunny memes 😭#AND already started with ''um but my shipping??? my Het shipping why no het people shipping?? why no het Canon ship??''#ok this is the other hater part that sounds like the ''im gatekeeping this thing thats already popular 😡'' crowd#and im already sorry for the wording im gonna use but you KNOWWWWW the type.#i need it to not ever be on the list of anime that harry potter GOT loving normies my age list as their fave 😭😭😭#SORRY. this is why i cant interact with jjba bc i know my harry potter loving old friend's husband loves it#or like how my friends boyfriend balks at any mention of ''gay shit'' in it. YKWIMMMM. DONT LET IT GET THIS COMMON#we cant let it get to ''i love marvel movies disney harry potter GOT and [ANIME]!'' status 😭 SORRY.#I need it to get so popular they release a thistle figure im already saving for just in case. But not marvel funko pop lover popular. 😭
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#I'm sorry I'm behind on asks I feel like it never fucking ends#can't talk to family about it. they worry too much. cant talk to friends about it. they just start giving unwarranted (well meaning) advice#and plus they basically live with me atp with how often they're over helping me fuck do I do?? bother them more??#dude it's embaressing even if it's not chronic shit it's just unlucky shit like how u gonna have an allergic reaction & then seizure same d#idk about therapy therapists scare me. it's not a therapy issue though I'm just tired and in pain all the fucking time#one more person says “same omg” or “well have you tried-” i will start cutting peoples throat and eating their livers#you do NOT know what it's like having to write your own will before 30 like this shit aint right shit aint fair#makes me petty and shit too people who are healthy like can you just fucking suffer why do you get that freedom but not me#it just never ends#like I really fucking hate it when people say “oh you have so much to live for” because no I don't#Not so sound like a right winger gosh dang god fearer but like deadass people focus so heavily on “mental health!!” they don't#realize even if you feel better and get therapy or shit that's not gonna be realistically helpful for anything physical going on in sm#it's a cycle even if you manage 1 thing - the medications cause a 2nd thing#and that's alongside all the OTHER things you take medications for which cause all those other things#it's like multiplying and makes your body slowly deplete but like never quite die. like I know realistically I can just die anyday#and yeah it is getting worse but it's no different because it's not about that#when you're sick it's not just “OMG DYING!!!” it's like. everything else in your life dies.#you can't cook for yourself. you can't clean. you can't move. you can't hang out with people anymore. you can barely work LMFAO.#I'm REALLY close to quitting it's not even funny lmao. cant put clothes on without struggling.#do people not know it's. physically impossible. to even eat sometimes. just vomit it all up or seize.#yeah it does make me petty#rant
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this was an addition on another post but I thought it deserved its own because I keep seeing posts about marriage that would fit in on right wing conspiracy YouTube
people should be allowed to choose whether or not they want to get married. posting about how people who don't want to get married are idiots and there's no viable reason why a person might choose not to get legally married makes you sound like Jerry Falwell. marriage should be legally accessible by ALL people regardless of disability, gender or sexuality, but basic rights should ALSO be available to all and not, as this person puts it, locked behind dominant cultural institutions
#jerry falwell was like a big marriage and family conservative btw#theres a post I see going around sometimes where they basically assert that the only reason people choose not to get married#is that they think its 'too permanent' and the post is like 'as if buying a house and having kids arent permanent'#reblogging that is an autoblock for me. you have to be such a fucking ridiculous asshole to agree with that post lmfao#people have been choosing to have long term relationships that dont involve marriage for thousands of years#and they have a myraid of different reasons that dont come down to being too dumb to understand long term commitment#how far down your throat does the boot have to be for you to think the institution of marriage should be the only way to access rights#especially if youre american#its hilarious to me seeing tumblr gays coming on here making posts that sound like things southern baptists have said to me#when the missourian thinks you sound like a reactionary evangelical you know its bad
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Made a sim for @squea's Corn! A friend, a lover, an enemy, who knows! I would like to apologize in advance for all the sliders included in his download, making fat sims is borderline impossible without them! Cries!
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Insert witty bio here! I promise I'll come up with something after some food and a nap ;__; For now I offer you this:
Grant "GiGi" Guillaume - adult, gay, he/him
World-Famous Celebrity Aspiration - squeamish, outgoing, lavish
He only has his everyday outfit since I didn't want there to be an overwhelming amount of CC, but I copied his makeup and accessories to the other outfits to hopefully save you some time when editing him. You can change whatever you'd like, btw; be it gender identity/expression, pronouns, sexuality, whatever!
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Included in the download is all the CC used for him, including a trait mod. Again, I used a LOT of sliders for him, so please keep in mind that if you don't use them all, he may not look as intended. Maybe one day double chins will be base game, right? For sure. Slams face on desk.
[DOWNLOAD] If anything doesn't work or is amiss, please let me know!
#in case it wasnt obvious anyone can dl and use him!!#weird phrasing. anyway#tag me if u do i want to see him. please. i would die#also i didnt have game audio on so idk what he sounds like lmfao soz#sims#sims 4#sim download#can u tell i dont make tumblr posts often#rereading this a bunch of times to make sure i got everything right n im like damn i sure love exclamation marks#autism is overusing punctuation bc u dont know how to convey friendliness thru text haha oopsie
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phone calls my detested
#i had to make a vet appointment and Wow i am not cut out for this whole independent adult thing lmfao#i had to write down a little script for myself...#i feel so bad for the receptionist i was stumbling and 'uhhhhh'ing my way through that call#fuck and when i was supposed to end the call. i didnt realize#I DONT KNOW THE PROTOCOL OKAY#do i hang up??? do i say bye??? she didnt say bye so was there something else i was supposed to say#she hung up so Yay but oughhhhhhh what the fuck#youre telling me people just Know how to carry a conversation? they just Know the routine? sounds fake#i had to rev myself up for the call too#put on a hat. put on sunglasses to trick my brain into thinking we're outside doing things thus fabricating confidence#phone in one hand fidget-dodecahedron in the other. Pacing#my brain is a normal brain that works perfectly fine thanks for asking#absolutely unprompted#i feel so connected to my neanderthal ancestors when i have to make a call#theyre being stalked by a smilodon... i have to talk to a person... same Fear <3#no but fr whenever i have to talk to someone my thought process shuts down Completely and i forget that im a living human being#fight or flight - neither. freeze and play dead#i think in my next life... i would like to be... a decorative plant#perhaps one of those tall ferns outside a seaside barbecue restaurant#i'd Win at that life. id be so good at photosynthesizing & rustling in the ocean breeze
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"this time i did not argue"
HE MISSES HIM, HE MISSES HIM REALLY.
(if you look close enough you can see monk smiling like his crush just asked him out & randy wondering why the fuck his boss is glad to see monk, what happened to bros before... sweet, fragile mr. monk, huh captain, huh??)
#monk 2002#adrian monk#leland stottlemeyer#stottlemonk#stottlemeyer x monk#monk tv: s01e04#mr. monk meets dale the whale#randy's expression is KILLING ME LMFAO#captain stottlemeyer obviously has a weak spot. that weak spot is monk#my gosh imagine how the precinct probably knows and theyre like “captain's stumped? he's so gonna call in monk”#they make BETS on how long the captain will hold out before calling on monk#leland you're devotion is showing#looking nowhere else but at mr. monk#pls when he said “i did not argue” he sounded so sweet and happy to see monk come along anyway#i am not well
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i will never be able to put into words how amazing it is to have hanae natsuki play mikoto
#milgram#im actually this guys biggest fan#i freak out over his role announcements literally every time i see them even if i have no fuckin idea who hes playing#im just happy hes getting roles man#such a phenomenal voice actor#i get so sad whenever hes doing sad scenes because just hearing his voice sound heartbroken makes ME heartbroken#doesnt matter how dogshit the rest of the series was#if a hanae natsuki character is sad then IM sad#im emotionally deranged over mikoto. as u can imagine#lxm textposts#also in case anyone doesnt know he has a youtube channel#and its the funniest fucking thing ever because he only plays horror games#and the other day he posted a lethal company video and its like#dude why is kayano mikoto playing lethal company LMFAO#god i wish i knew japanese i just watch these vids having absolutely no idea whats being said but i enjoy it so much anyway
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I know a lot of ya’ll say “fiction doesn’t affect reality” and “x isn’t real” but call me delusional (or maybe it’s a byproduct of my maladaptive daydreaming) but… I do see some characters as real? Like, as real as they can be, that is.
If you know about maladaptive daydreaming, or if you do it yourself, you probably have or have seen someone talking to themselves, like I’ve carried on conversations w these characters like they’re real and I talk to them throughout my day.
Like I said, call me whatever you want lmfao but that’s why I can’t get with those sentiments. These characters feel very real to me most days and I literally see myself being good friends with them or hanging out with them so when ya’ll say that or like, write them OOC or in a situation they’d never be in I’m like… you see this shit Leon???
#God I do sound delulu but this is the best way I could describe it all and how I feel about that#LMFAO like… I know these characters personally and they wouldn’t do that shit!!#like leon is a regular customer in my store and we have wonderful conversations whenever he comes in#what are YOU talking about#o talking#o text#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#maladaptive daydreaming
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I have to thank all the people who draw chubby/fat Nami because seeing a character I relate so much to being drawn with that type of body does wonders for my mental health. Not gonna get into detail, but after going through an ED and still fighting against Orthorexia, the fear of gaining weight haunts me, and seeing Nami being drawn oh so beautifully with gorgeous different types of bodies just makes me feel so much more comfortable around food!
#it might sound silly but it does help a ton#when i tell you sanji's backstory kind of saved me i'm being 100% real#and every time i see a chubby/fat nami i start crying a little bc she's just so beautiful and aaaaaaaa#i know i'm not fat and it's not ??? even a bad thing wtf ?? but y'know how eds work etcetc irrational fear that comes from mommy issues etc#i started venting out of nowhere lmfao anyway live laugh love nami#one piece#nami
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