#BrOTP: Men of Science

[longeyelashedtragedy]

granit and uhhhhhhhhh šime 😭

i was legit just thinking about šime earlier today 😭

@colorsofmyseason also asked me granit so i will answer š's here and then tag u in that one!

favorite thing about them: man, of everyone who's made an appearance on my favs list, he is absolutely the most mysterious, both because he is mysterious but also because he would rarely do an interview in a language i can understand (tyoma is monolingual but somehow very understandable anyway 😂). šime speaks spanish and english but would only really do interviews in croatian or italian i feel like. so i feel like i know so little about him! but of course: he has the absolute most beautiful footballer tattoos (that BUTTERFLY!!!), fantastic taste in music, and his sense of style--a little more alternative/edgy than other footballers. he's clearly a guy who did his own thing without seeking a lot of external validation, and it was fascinating how he comes across as very mysterious but very steady at once. he's also very uniquely beautiful--there is that "you can tell a lot about a person based on whether they think šime or dejan is hotter" concept 😂 and the whole tungelr knows where i stand on this, but, damn if šime's slutty pirate/širen self isn't captivating to stare at. i miss him SO much and think constantly about how he essentially gave his whole career to the 2018 world cup without realizing.

something else is how humble and normal he always came across. of course you can only know about these people what they put on social media, but back when he was active on there, he was never vacationing to dubai or ibiza or on some yacht--he'd go home to Zadar and repair old cars with a grungy tshirt tied around his head.

least favorite thing about them: that he knocked up some Instagram Hot Lady and got together with her! and disappeared off social media and is made of literal glass! promise i'm not showing favoritism--i don't think šejan had a dramatic and bad breakup, but i think science kind of proves that the breakup was driven by šime bc dej is persistent as fuck and clearly a very devoted long distance boyfriend 😂

favorite line: omg i can't remember the exact translation of it, but it was during the wc when he was like "you film me doing everything, you'd probably film me taking a piss" and dej was like "THAT'S RIGHT!!!" i mean, the šejan lajvs had a ton of classics that i could go back and find, but i'm contractually obligated to say that one

brOTP: ŠLUKA! i loved their drunk asses together at the Slutty Pirate Party in zadar after the wc

there's a lotta good photos but obviously this one has širtless content so... I also feel like šime and domo would make a great brotp.

notp (switching these next two around): probs will piss off some section of gen z tumblr saying this kind of thing but...his girlfriend/fiancee/wife/whoever. just...Not feelin the vibe

otp: i mean...

to see šejan, two grown ass men, in hysterical giggles in their own private world, is something else entirely. those 2 really had something going on. they kind of had "read each other's minds and finish each other's sentences" vibes, except they were usually laughing too hard to even finish a sentence. at the same time, šime's calm, even energy was obviously so healthy for dejan's uh, in the words of Mo, stormy head. it breaks my heart that it is over.

(PLUS. when deki said šime should get his name tattooed on him on šime's pornographic workout livestream...)

(i think all my other photos are on insta somewhere)

random headcanon: i don't think i have one? in mare liberum, i want to figure out the headcanon about how he uh...got Cursed to become...what he is (NO SPOILERS even though i think mare liberum only has one reader lol).

unpopular opinion: idk what would be unpopular? i think that like, his playing when he wasn't injured was super underrated.

song i associate with them: so these are songs i associate with him because i've seen him listening to them:

badr hari by grše | california love by dr dre/2pac | i'm still standing by elton john (LOL) | klinka by jala brat (the song in the background of the Pissing Video).

jgb edit of deixa a gira girar by os tincoãs because i listened to this on repeat while writing 5.VII lol. i think i wrote the entire bathroom porn scene in 1 sitting and i needed something awesome to power me through

and then also... song for the siren by this mortal coil | o meu amor marinheiro performed by carminho (this song makes me cRYYYYyyY...i think it played a big part in inspiring mare liberum)

favorite picture:

ok i know this seems like a copout because it doesn't have his face, but...there's something about it

[shameless-sol-apologist]

DJ X(as always lol）

im so sorry this took so long, these take way longer than i expected and half way through i just. straight up forgot about this thing

favorite thing about them

just. the tragedy surrounding his character. how all he ever wanted was to save everyone. how his need to do the right thing, to save humanity is what made him destroy it. how the one person who gave him hope turned out to be bitter liar using him in his petty scheme. hes just so. ough

least favorite thing about them

say it with me now, his Post GW Characterization Sucks Ass. especially in gacha resort because, like 90 percent of the cast of this game, his only purpouse is to be annoying and derail the plot. hes just an overprotective dad with a shotgun stereotype that. hates lyte now for some reason? back in gw their 'rivalry' was entirely one sided on lytes end and is resolved by the end of the chapter

favorite line

i uh. dont really have one. sorry

brOTP

i think him and cyko would get along. theyre both just Silly Little Guys (theyre both mass murderers)

OTP

phanvier, full stop. its the ship equivalent of a 50 car pile up that you cant look away from and i love every second of it. what if there was something wrong with you that was also wrong with me and i wrapped my hands around your throat as you smiled and asked if id missed you that much and we were both sad old men

random headcanon

the ultimate records explosion left him with permanent hearing loss so he uses hearing aids. but like. Evil hearing aids (designed by himself, of course!)

nOTP

lyte/x since ive personally always interpreted x as being much older than lyte. lyte seems like. 19, meanwhile x is a whole ass scientist with a sort of dead adopted daughter yknow

unpopular opinion

i dont like his fanon characterization. like hes such an interesting character and its so annoying seeing him get boiled down to Chaotic Asshole Obsessed With Explosions

song i associate with them

weird science - oingo boingo

gravity bong - meth wax

favorite picture of them

:D

[the-blue-fairie]

If you’re still doing the character ask, how about Epcot’s own Figment?

Ooh, I am still doing the character ask, but I've never actually been to Epcot (I'm a California gal and, even then, I haven't been to the park in California in ever so long) so I'm not as familiar with Figment, so this might be disappointingly short, but I can still try my hand at it: 

Favorite thing about them: I love the marriage of a more science-based, steampunk, Jules Verne-y aesthetic with outright fantasy. These days, the old-timey Jules Verne style sci-fi vibe lends itself really well to fantasy but it's not fantasy - so adding an actual fantasy purple dragon to the mix is really cool and it tickles my fancy. It inspires my mind to go in wild and creative directions, which is fitting, I feel.

Least favorite thing about them: From the clips I've seen online (I guess of the newer version?) his voice can be a bit grating. I hear tell Billy Barty did the his voice originally though and I like him, so yay!

Three things i have in common with them:

My imagination takes me to wild and phantasmagorical and often wondrous places.

I have a fondness for costumes, dress-up, etc.

I am very enthusiastic about my sometimes niche interests and approach them with gusto.

Three things i don’t have in common with them:

I am not a dragon.

My voice is not so high-pitched.

I am usually less rambunctious - but I must admit when I get enthusiastic about something I do get rambunctious lol.

Favorite line:

"Imagination Imagination A dream can be A dream come true With just that spark In me and you"

brOTP: Figment and Dreamfinder

OTP: I am ignorant of shipping with regards to this character.

nOTP: See above.

Random Headcanon: In keeping with the Verne vibes, I think it would be cool seeing him and Dreamfinder on a Journey to the Center of the Earth style adventure - or, going off in a more HG Welles fashion, a First Men in the Moon scenario. Like, these characters lend themselves to old-fashioned fantasy or sci-fi style adventures and, as a fan of those things, I love that.

Unpopular Opinion: Since I'm basing most of my info on osmosis/those old Defunctland videos, I don't think everything about the new take is terrible, even if it does seem to pale in comparison to what was before.

Song i associate with them: One Little Spark

Favorite picture of them:

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my followers r terrible SMH!!!

1: sexuality headcanon - UGH i have to admit he does have a gay little thing going on but i also think he would call reed a slur at least once as a "joke" that doesn't land in like uni and he sends an apology email four days later after reed ghosts him.

2: otp - tonyemma. fuck you. altho. i'll admit. i obviously haven't read loads and i don't want to but him and madame masque were kinda sweet in some random ass issues i read.

3: brotp - rhodey i guess, they're fun.

4: notp - tonyjan i guess i don't know i just find this relationship genuinely so boring . also tonypatsy get patsy OUT OF THERE!!!

5: first headcanon that pops into my head - i'm not sharing that for legal reasons.

6: favorite line from this character - uhhhhhhhhhhhh "you're america's kooky science uncle" to reed

7: one way in which I relate to this character - janet van dyne appreciator i guess. although he does it in the wrong way.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character - the fact that he was played by rdj?????

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? - anti-blorbo. hatred. violence. rage. his facial hair is stupid.

sue!!

1: sexuality headcanon - bisexual

2: otp - reedsue obviously BUT. sue/medusa #always...... sue/storm.... sue/jennifer cute...... sue/janet...... many possibilities but i am accepting of all!!!

3: brotp - sue and ben is a really cute dynamic!!! they're buddies they care abt each other they're hanging out it's a vibe! and sue and johnny :)))

4: notp - suenamor.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head - i think she's a bit of a trekkie and has gone as janice rand once or twice on halloween!!

6: favorite line from this character - i love the exchange of "do you really think i'm the most powerful?" "as long as i can still be the smartest" exchange between reed and sue from season one which is objectively a bad comic but thats #MY power couple.

7: one way in which I relate to this character - HMMMMMMMM i'm not actually sure i don't think i have that much in common with sue. i guess both transfixed by reed's autistic swag.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character - that four boob window costume...... it's deeply fucking stupid but the costume that came after was actually really hot so.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? - problematic fave i guess considering how determined a certain breed of x-men fan is to make her homophobic. if she wants to commit a mutantphobic hate crime i'll let her.

character asks

[jervis-tetch-my-beloved]

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1) Sexuality Headcanon

So, I can’t really see him being attracted to woman. I don’t really have anything exact for him, but something not attracted to woman, but attracted to men.

2) Otp

Scaredyjokes!! They are gay. So gay.

3) Brotp

Honestly, him and Ecco would be such a cool team up. Mean lesbian teaming up with a Feral little bug man.

4) Notp

Hattercrow… I’m sorry but I just don’t vibe with Gotham! Hattercrow. Like I like Arkhamverse and Btas, but gotham Jervis is my wife and ONLY my wife.

5) First Headcanon that pops into my head

So, he loses his voice a lot, which leads to him being mute a lot. When he was first like sprayed or whatever with the toxin from his dad he screamed a lot until he lost his voice, and when he got it back he would scream more because of the things he saw.

So that lead to him not taking often, which he eventually became accustomed to.

6) Favorite Line from this character

I love his introduction. He’s just like.

Dad :(( I know your murdering for science and everything but the parking meter ran out :(((((

Idk his actual line but a it’s so funny ahaghahah

7) One way I relate to this character

I also wear a bag around my head

I mean, idk. I don’t relate to him a lot.

8) One thing I get second hand embarrassment about this character

I don’t know how to answer this one. I mean. Idk.

9) Cinnamon roll? Or problematic fave?

Cinnamon roll!!!! He’s never done anything wrong. In his life.

[vulcankin]

How do you feel abt eridan? dfjhgdjhjkhfl

1: Sexuality headcanon

Pan-concupiscent a-conciliatory. OR Pan-concupiscent demi-concilatory.

2: OTP

Erisol, 100%. Erisol is literally in the top level holy pantheon of my HS ships. I'll admit I have a heavy pitchrom preference for them, which I could expound upon for hours, but flushed is cute, too. I do think they'd be godawful moirails though, for many reasons.

3: BrOTP

EriKar, because I really love their friendship, as exasperating as it is to the latter. The idea of them sitting together and gossiping about the rest of their friends while watching romcoms is just very good to me, and makes me happy.

4: NOTP

EriCro. For obvious reasons. Eridan/Rose, because I really just dislike the vibe.

5: First headcanon that pops into my head

I cannae say it... Second is that on Earth C he wears high heels both because fashion and also because of the joke that he's like "only highly important and wwhalethy men in earth's history wwore high heels."

6: Favorite line from this character

"yeah ok wwe wwill see wwhos becoming the proud recipient a wwhose ass noww" and "noww go and be cleansed by the light of truth purity nonfakeness hope and abovve all SCIENCE"

7: One way in which I relate to this character

Hate to say it, but the misguided self-assurance. I used to have a big complex about my importance/delusions of grandeur. However, unlike Eridan, I went to therapy.

8: Thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

How woobiefied he is.

9: Cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION? Problematic fav by FAR. Love this horrid little man.

[our-stitch-lab]

[blackberry-gingham]

For the ask game… our boy toad?

Yes! Let's give him another go lol

Favorite thing

Another one for the personality aspect tbh. He's very shy most of the time, but he can be assertive when he wants to be, so lots to play with when writing him which I like. However, I will say that his appearance is what drew me in at the very start, so maybe that.

I have no excuse here, I just like stereotypical looking British guys with the long face and huge, sad eyes combo 😪

Least favorite thing

The way that he's treated in comics and most media hnnnng. He's always someone else's clown or plot device, never his own person. Like.... NEVER. I get it, someone needs to be the henchman I guess- but this is just relentless sksksksk I'd like to see him with a moment of triumph or even redemption sometime.

At his core, he's really not a bad guy, he's just so severely rejected by literally everyone else, he feels like he has no choice but to play the villain half the time

Favorite Line

This is always hard for me bc 1) I never really pay close attention to lines and 2) I haven't actually consumed much content with Toad in it bc I don't usually like how he's represented ksskssk I did like his line in the Wolverine school comic or whatever where when he's asked what he had to say in his defense for all the shit with the hellfire club attack he says "All I did, I did for love"

It sticks out to me bc it shows he has at least something of a poetic or intellectual side, aside from the fact that he's actually very caring, perhaps even empathetic towards a romantic partner. It's also extremely fucking sad bc it goes to show how he's so easily manipulated all the time, considering he'll do quite literally ANYTHING to get his targeted person(s) to like him even just a little, but yeah

brOTP

Nightcrawler, for reasons you can read on my previous ask in this game lol, but also Spiderman. I just feel like he and peter have that "smart kid outcast" vibe together

OTP

I think I'm going to have to unironically say me again for this one skskkss Literally no one in the comics can be bothered to give even a FRACTION of a legitimate fuck about him, so 😔😪

nOTP

Again, also an unironic pretty much everyone but me. See above

Random HC

This is a headcannon that I can also back up with science to make a case for why it should be canon, but: Toad's toxin is so insanely powerful that, if the proper conditions were made available, he could kill guys with the regen power of even Wolverine with it, making him actually one of the deadliest, most dangerous mutants to live. However, he either doesn't even know this about himself, or refuses to take advantage of it. Like I said, he's not ACTUALLY villain

Unpopular opinion

I'm pretty sure last time I said that I find the x-men evolution version of toad actually kind of annoying, so idk if that counts if I say it again, but yeah.

Oh, someone was upset once when I said that his NEURO-toxin is potent enough to kill wolverine, sabretooth, or deadpool for good, even tho I, again, have air tight science to back me up on it- so there's that one ig lol. Their argument was a whole bunch of stuff, but at the very start they said that "unless his poison was somehow attacking the brain first, there's no way he could kill any of these characters bc Blah blah blah"

But guess what organ a NUERO toxin attacks first tho. Go on, guess.

Song I associate

You're going to have to pry my association between Toad and Liam Gallagher from my cold, dead hands lmao. I'll never not associate an Oasis song with him primarily- Lately I'm feeling either Rockin' Chair or Fade Away both off of The Masterplan album

The former has a line like "I'm older then I wish to be, this town holds no more for me" and the latter "While we are living, the dreams we have as children fade away". Basically just giving up on happiness and being disillusioned with life, both very accurate to his sentiments as a character

Favorite Picture

Idk my dude lmao. I like how he looks in contest of champions, the days of future past movie, and how he looks in that comic arc I was talking about with his quote, but only the ones where he actually looks like a person and not a little gremlin ksksks

Most of my own art of him I like as well, but that might just be me lol

[makkoskafanfic]

Hashirama for the meme thing ;)

favorite thing about them: The way he dedicated himself for what he thought important: Madara, creating a shinobi village, Madara, peace and Madara. I love how Hashirama listened to his heart, ignoring all voices of reason and made his dream come true.

least favorite thing about them: how he let that dedication go in the end, and did what he thought he HAD to do, instead of doing what he felt was the right thing to do

favorite line: It's really hard to beat "Madara was a gift from the divine", isn't it? But I also love how Madara was a "kind man" for allowing Hashirama the choice to kill himself, too. More a whole scene then a line, but that moment on the hilltop, when he tells Madara he's the most suitable man to become the Hokage.

brOTP: uuuh, does actual BRO count? Because it's his relationship with Tobirama

OTP: well, you know.

nOTP: In the sense that I only ship him with Madara, anything else? But nothing is giving me the OMG NO feels, I just won't read them.

random headcanon: I think at this point I have trouble telling what are canon things, what are things I wrote about and what are things I read other people thinking and accepting them into my own picture of Hashirama. Okay, here's one: teenage Hashirama really-really wanted to show Madara his Mokuton as he wanted to impress him. He only got to show it on the battlefield, which he regretted in his whole life.

unpopular opinion: I think Hashirama is one of the gayest man in a series full of gay men. I don't buy into him being bisexual or anything. Having a wife and child doesn't mean anything, lots of gay men had wives in and kids in history, plus weird Naruto science really just would have took care of any issues there.

song i associate with them: The Zephyr Song from Red Hot Chilli Peppers

favorite picture of them: the one where's just about to kill himself. He's so beautiful when he just decided to do it, for Madara

[celestial-ringleader]

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Remy & Pietro??

@lucifers-favorite-child Buckle in y’all because this is gonna be a long one

Remy LeBeau:

favorite thing about them: So. Many. Things. I can’t decide on one so I’m just gonna list off my top three:

- His entire aesthetic is just so cool to me?? I love the idea of his character, just him being a thief (and an heir to an entire Guild on top of it) but I also like how he’s often seen as siren-like with how he can pull people in and smooth-talk his way out of almost anything. Also his eyes are so fucking cool idc what anyone else says. The black with red sclera is just so awesome.

- His powerset, omg people seriously underestimate what he’s capable of. Some think his power is just throwing explosive cards when it’s so much more than that. Like do you have any idea how useful it could be to manipulate energy?? He could literally make a moving object stop because he can just sap out the kinetic energy within it. On top of that he made a missile explode in Excalibur which I think was an interesting way of using his powers.  Also his goddamn reflexes are broken as all fuck, like he can sense a bullet coming even before anyone else notices it and dodge it perfectly. And if he’s quick enough he can hit it back at the person who shot at him. It’s fucking insane. And let’s not forget that in an alternate universe he was able to kill the Dark Phoenix and destroy his whole planet in a fit of his powers overloading. So.

- This is gonna be cheesy, but I love the way he talks. I like how no matter how much time has passed, he hasn’t changed how he speaks and is proud of it. Besides, his accent is just,,,so good.

least favorite thing about them: Aside from the moments where he’s characterized and portrayed poorly, I can’t think of anything.

favorite line: “I ain’t a thief, or an assassin. I’m an X-Man and I’m never comin’ back.” He said that to Belladonna in X-Men: The Animated Series and it stuck with me so much.

But also the line “You need ta get a life. Seriously.” is so good too. Just ANXF in general had a lot of good lines.

brOTP: Oh boy I have so many so I’m listing them off:

-Remy & Ororo Monroe

-Remy & Laura Kinney

-Remy & Anna-Marie (and before I get people asking, I personally don’t ship them romantically. Not saying no one else should, it’s just a personal preference.)

And some bonus crack brOTPs:

-Remy & Neena Thurman

-Remy & Felicia Hardy

OTP: There’s a lot here too,,,

-Remy/Pietro Maximoff (obviously)

-Remy/Fantomex

-Remy/Johnny Storm (this is more of a crack pairing, but I blame rping on discord for this)

-Remy/Kurt Wagner

-Remy/Warren Worthington III

nOTP: Honestly Remy is so shippable with a lot of people so I don’t really care all that much. Like,,sometimes I like people exploring him in toxic relationships (like with Sabertooth or Mister Sinister) so I really don’t care skjvbdkj

random headcanon: I like to headcanon that Remy has ADHD, which mostly shows itself through him having special interests, stimming, and having a bad case of RSD (Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria) because of past trauma associated with him being abandoned by those close to him. Also I like to imagine he uses playing cards to stim and his special interest is science fiction and space operas. Let him be a nerd.

Also he’s an Omega Level mutant. There I said it.

unpopular opinion: Okay, nobody get out the pitchforks and torches, but I don’t like this common headcanon that he’s a himbo and a narcissist. Usually a himbo is described as a character who is dumb while also being kind and beefy, but Remy just doesn’t tick all those boxes in my opinion. He’s incredibly clever and learns quickly, but he also doesn’t waste his time with knowledge that won’t help him. Like maybe he can’t do basic calculus but he understands how to get a lock to break based on it’s materials. Also because he was a physics teacher and I’d buy that he understands physics very well, especially since energy is such a big part of physics. So to me, he isn’t a himbo, he’s just a decent man. And as for the narcissism thing, he just doesn’t fit into the personality of someone with NPD. In fact, most of the time he talks down about himself and thinks himself less worthy....the exact opposite of a narcissist. Sometimes he’s just full of himself because he loves himself for once and that’s perfectly okay to me.  

song i associate with them: “Blood on my Name” by The Brother’s Bright, it has a southern gothic feel and it fits well into his backstory. Also “Poker Face” because why not. And also “Addict” by SilviaHound (yes it’s a Hazbin Hotel song but the vibes fit him so well)

favorite picture of them: I have,,,way too many I like. But these ones are just so good.

Also this one because it genuinely made me laugh

okay and now onto pietro

Pietro Maximoff:

favorite thing about them: There’s so much I love about Pietro so I’ll just list it off again ajkdbvkj

- His powers are actually really fucking cool. Like people think he can just run fast but forget that running fast is just one thing he can do. He can literally vibrate himself fast enough to go through walls, he has been shown to have some control over metal like Erik, he ran faster than the speed of sound (and possibly light), and he can leg press over 2,000 pounds. Also his superhero name is just so good, not even being ironic, the name Quicksilver is so badass.

- I love his relationship with Wanda, like sometimes it’s written really bad but other times it’s the cutest thing ever. Like he feels so protective over Wanda because of the environment they were raised in, but at the same time he learns when to let go of his own insecurities and let Wanda be her own person. Like,,their sibling dynamic is one of my favorites.

- His entire backstory is so tragic and I love it. He always feels like he isn’t good enough and tries to be as good as he can despite it all, but he’s also unabashedly pissed off about the circumstance he’s in. Like Pietro has every right to be bitter and I love seeing him call people out on their bullshit (especially in Quicksilver: No Surrender when he calls out people for marketing and appropriating Romani culture) 

least favorite thing about them: ...I literally can’t think of anything akjdbvkj

favorite line: Oops it’s all gamquick

Remy: Are you being difficult on purpose?

Pietro: What other reason is there to be difficult?

And also-

Pietro: Well, that’s a step up from a blow-up doll, isn’t it?

Remy: Did anyone ask you?

(Yes these are both from ANXF)

brOTP:

-Pietro & Wanda

-Pietro & Lorna Dane

-Pietro & Clint Barton (not MCU)

OTP: Okay I really only have two but I’m gonna gush about gamquick for a minute-

-Pietro/Remy LeBeau: I don’t even know where to begin with these two, I guess to start out with they both just look so good next to one another. They also bounce off one another banter-wise very well and while neither of them take bullshit from anyone, they still don’t mind messing with one another because it’s strictly playful. Also both their backstories are similar and lends itself to them finding solace in one another, they both recognize each other’s pain and will try their best to alleviate it as best as they can. They both understand what it feels like to be abandoned and abused and would never inflict that on each other, they both came from poverty and find it hard to fit into the “normal world”, but also Pietro usually never shows his softer side to anyone, but with Remy he’d make the exception because Remy wouldn’t hurt him like that. It’s also cute to explore them being able to settle down and get away from the superhero life for a while, but also them being a battle couple is A++

There’s just so much to say about them ajbdvkj

-Pietro/Namor Mckenzie: This became one of my favorite Pietro ships mostly because of @imperiuswrecked​ but also because apparently they were gonna be a couple in House of M?? Like that sounds so good to read about! Like Pietro is more carefree than Namor in some instances and it would be nice to see Namor relax a little bit more around Pietro. But also because I love imagining them being That royal couple and it’s so good.

nOTP: Pietro/Crystal. Just no. That ship is a garbage fire and it should’ve burned out ages ago.

random headcanon: Pietro has darker roots because his hair used to be the same color as Wanda’s before his powers manifested themselves. Also I like to headcanon/draw Pietro with darker skin.

unpopular opinion: Sometimes Pietro is seen as being misogynistic towards Wanda and I hate that interpretation of him. He’s protective over her, but he still allows her to make decisions on her own. Also people need to stop blaming Pietro for the events of House of M. For the love of god stop that shit.

song i associate with them: “Dollhouse” by Melanie Martinez

favorite picture of them: Need I say more? Pietro carrying his Cajun bf goes without saying

This was a lot of fun to write out and there’s so much more I can say but for now I’ll leave it here ajdbvkj

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Send me the name of a character and I will tell you my:

1: sexuality headcanon: this is one of those times when I accept canon 😌 most of the time I go by the rule of "queer until proven straight", but they are canon gay and bi and I'm good with that, love that for them 💖

2: otp: I mean. each other. obviously. even the universe wants them together, who am I to say otherwise??

3: brotp: kylex 😌 we love a comedic gay-bi disaster duo 😌 and science buddies Liz and Michael. everytime Liz calls him Mikey, it adds five years to my lifespan. and they are not quite a brotp yet, but I can't wait to see more of Rosa and Michael.

4: notp: I don't really have any. I liked miluca, and I liked Alex and Forrest too.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: following your post for Liz, I'm sharing a headcanon I came up with for the other ask game too: when Alex has bad dreams, Michael sings him to sleep. I may or may not have been thinking about this a lot lately.

6: one way in which I relate to this character: I relate to them when it comes to taste in men 👀 and women 👀 on a more serious note, I relate to Michael in that I either try to fix everything by myself and have it be perfect, or I don't try at all. I relate to Alex in that if I found a secret basement door in an old cabin, I wouldn't choose to open it, or if I found myself in a creepy cornfield in the middle of nowhere, I'd prefer not to split up either. and I also sometimes have self care low on my list of priorities when something else is going on.

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: I don't think there is anything extra embarrassing they've done?

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? cinnamon rolls 💕

this was fun, thank you 💙

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Bill for the thing

1: sexuality headcanon - he's a bicurious individual.... never really experimented but always was a little curious ... strongly believe he deserves to kiss some men.

2: otp - goliant is such an underrated ship honestly i love it so much.... they really get each other in a way that's rare and there's a lot of mutual respect and friendship that's hard to find there. bill/hank deserves more love :( also him and celia from issues 4 and 5 of black goliath were kinda cute even if everything that happened in there was insane. miss them <3

3: brotp - bill and hank again! they are friends i miss them! also him and jan but alas we see very little of their friendship :((

4: notp - uhh not enough content to really have one!!

5: first headcanon that pops into my head - he has a naturally high body temperature which makes looking for fevers kinda annoying and that's why he's always got a boob window ventilation thing there.

6: favorite line from this character - honestly in issue 1 of his solo where he goes "hiya kiddies!" at a bunch of supervillains still gets me he's such a dork.

7: one way in which I relate to this character - i'll admit to lying in the past for the attention of pretty girls won't lie won't lie.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character - what i said above, the fact that he lied for attention dbjfdjdfvjn

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? - he's my perfect angel who needs to come back i want to see him again i want to see him spend time with tom i want him to meet william and nadia i want him to do science shit again i want him to have a good time being alive.

character asks

[coffeeshib]

The first chance Lena got to design a suit for SG she gave her pants and protection from Kryptonite. Men wish they could get on her level of genius 😏

lena just has her kryptonian gf's best interest at heart while having taste & EYES. tbh though i think brainy would (also) do kara's suit justice if he got his hands on it!! i love my science brotp nerds

[blitheringmcgonagall]

Ahsbejsnfjr Mia!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!

I'm so Happy for you :)))) 💛💛💛😁😁😁😀😀😀🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

Anyways can I get Sirius and Lily brotp please......💛💛💛

You can't tell me she wasn't bestie with Sirius before James. They are so amazing!!!!!!

@secretsongdeer thank you!!!  to celebrate a very exciting/big reader milestone of We Can Be Heroes on fanfic.net (I still can’t get over it, I much prefer ao3 but anyway!), I asked for prompts and so... Okay so this got out of control and ended up being more that just Blackevans brotp but I hope you like it...

   Prongs, what did you do?

 “I hate men!” Lily said, flinging her bag onto the floor of the Gryffindor common room and throwing herself onto the sofa.

Sirius Black, who was already seated on said sofa and had been pretending to read when she came in, looked up briefly, raising his left eyebrow.

“What?” said Lily.

“I am a man, Evans,” he said.

“And?” Lily said, sending him a petulant scowl.

“Oh, it’s like that, is it?” Sirius said, trying not to smile as he went back to pretending to read said book.

“Very like that,” she said, sliding down the sofa and crossing her arms in front of her chest.

“Any particular chap bothering you today?” he asked lightly.

“I told you, all of them!” Lily said, rolling her eyes at him.

“All of them in particular?” Sirius asked.

“Well... I can’t tell you about one of them,” she said, kicking her foot against the low footstool.

That had to be Snape. Sirius made a mental note to hex the bastard as soon as the opportunity arose.

“And?”

“I can’t tell you about the other two either,” Lily said, throwing her head back against the cushion and sighing again.

Snape’s friends. The six mini Death-Eaters Snape hung around with could all do with additional hexing, the bigoted bastards. He clenched his jaw.

“And?” he said.

“And your stupid, infuriating friend!” Lily said, looking up at him again and glaring.

Her emerald eyes were utterly beautiful, but most people found them scary as fuck when she was angry.

Sirius Black was not most people. He knew Lily Evans like the back of his hand. This was only a recent and rather startling discovery.

“Ah, Prongs?” he said, failing to keep a straight face. “What’s he done this time?”

“He’s...”

“Yes?”

“He’s... well, if you must know, it’s more a case of what he hasn’t done!” Lily scowled.

“You’ve lost me there,” Sirius said, putting down his book and turning towards her. “Evans?”

“Black.”

“I’m notoriously impatient.”

“That’s not a virtue, and you need to work on it,” Lily huffed.

“Duly noted,” Sirius grinned. “You’re pretty impatient too, by the way, old thing.”

“So?”

“So, à propos de rien, what did Prongs do?”

“French doesn’t suit you, Black.”

“I think it does, actually,” Sirius said, flicking his hair and settling back into the couch more comfortably.

Lily glanced up at him briefly.

“Oh fine. I’ll allow that.”

“I’m always right,” Sirius said, with a smug grin.

Lily gave him an exaggerated eye roll.

“Name once!” she snorted.

“I said you fancied Prongs and I was right,” Sirius said, casually biting into the apple he had been holding in his right hand.

Lily’s cheeks infused prettily.

“You’ve literally never said that!” she yelped.

“I did just now, Evans,” Sirius said smoothly. “And I was right.”

Lily opened her mouth to protest and then closed it.

“Kneazle got your tongue, old thing?” Sirius said, grey eyes sparkling.

“Fuck off!” Lily said, jabbing his shin with her foot.

Sirius folded his arms and stared back.

“I can’t believe I’m telling you this!” Lily said, covering her face with her hands and groaning dramatically. “If you tell him, I swear to-“

“My lips are sealed,” Sirius replied, taking another bite of his apple. “Do tell!”

“I’m going to die of-“ Lily said, still hiding behind her hands.

“High stakes. Sounds like Prongs,” said Sirius, taking another bite.

“Listen, you’d have lost it too if you have just worked up the courage to ask Remus out and another person beat you to it at the last minute!” Lily said, flinging herself back against the armrest with force. “Two seconds ahead of me! Two bloody seconds!”

“What?” said Sirius, looking mortified, and pointedly ignoring the reference to one of his best friends.

“James, Prongs, whatever you call the useless, dorky git.”

“He didn’t say yes though, surely?” said Sirius, who still seemed a bit flummoxed.

“Didn’t he?” Lily said, her voice rising. “Desdemona asked him to go to Hogsmeade on a date. He said, and I’m quoting here, thanks very much that’s so kind of you I’d love to go only in his stupid polite voice.”

Sirius winced.

“And?”

“And?” said Lily, cheeks bright red at this stage. “And then she said oh James, that’s, like, so amazing? I’m going to, like, die of happiness? I can’t wait to, like, tell all my friends, they’re actually, I’m not going to lie, going to scream?” Lily said, putting on a highly convincing version of a snooty pureblood accent. “And then she kissed his cheek and ran off! He stood there, like a deer caught in the headlights! And she’s not horrible or anything, she’s actually quite nice despite her snobby voice, and very attractive to boot, and I’m just being mean and-“

“Fucking hell!” Sirius said, staring at Lily. “What the fuck was he thinking?”

“I know, right?” Lily glared. “Tosser!”

“Blithering idiot!” said Sirius, growling.

“Stupid git!” Lily added.

“Wanker!” said Sirius.

“Gobshite,” Lily said.

“Merlin’s sake, man!” said Sirius.

“Well at least we’re on the same page,” said Lily, shooting Sirius a small smile.

“Blindingly incompetent...” said Sirius.

“Incompetent what?”

“Incompetent flirt? He’s meant to be asking you out?”

“He is?” Said Lily, staring at him in confusion.

“Hand on, when did this happen?”

“A few minutes ago.”

“Merlin, fuck!” Said Sirius, pacing up and down in front of the fireplace. “He’ll come flying in through that door in the next few seconds, Evans, mark my words, so you need to leg it upstairs and let me handle him, alright?”

“Is that wise?” Lily asked, biting her lip.

Sirius stopped pacing and stared at her momentarily.

“Well. I’d say wise would be pushing it,” he said. “but still preferable to your future husband pulling a Prongs.”

Lily raised her right eyebrow.

“Fucking it all up monumentally,” said Sirius, resuming his pacing. “I shall fix this, old girl, leave it to me.”

“What have I done,” groaned Lily as she hurried upstairs.

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 The door of the Gryffindor common room flew open and James Potter stormed inside.

“Spot of bother with the fairer sex, Prongs?” Sirius said, lounging against the mantelpiece looking suave and sophisticated.

“Why, Padfoot?” James said, slamming the door so hard that the Fat Lady shrieked in fright. “Why is this happening to me, eh? What the ever-living fuck am I meant to do now, eh?”

“Prongs, care to enlighten me as to why the fuck you said you’d go on a date to Hogsmeade with Desdemona Demelza de Mimsy-Porpington?” said Sirius, his voice hard as steel.

James glared back at him and then threw his arms into the air helplessly.

“I have no idea, Padfoot! Literally no idea what possessed me, okay? I’m disgusted at my absolute barminess! It’s like I can’t be rude to a girl and then I can’t tell her she’s wrong either? I’m a disaster, Padfoot! A walking disaster area!”

“I agree. Your idiocy has risen to stratospheric heights, Prongs,” Sirius said, folding his arms crossly. “! just had Evans in here, in literal tears, all your doing!”

“In tears?” Said James, looking appalled and tuggi8ng at his hair with both his hands.

“Howling,” confirmed Sirius.

“Merlin’s tits!” Said James, turning white. “Do you think I-“

“I think your mother shall hear about this,” said Sirius primly, pursing his mouth shut and shaking his head with a disappointed sigh.

“What!” James shouted, looking horrified. “You are not telling mum, Sirius Black, you traitorous turd! It wasn’t my fault! I didn’t mean to-“

“All you have to do is ask the damned girl out, Prongs, it’s not exactly rock ’n’ science.”

“Rock ’n’ what? Oi! Now listen here, you little shit! I won’t have you chastising me like a bloody two-year-old when you are literally doing the exact same thing when it comes to Moony!”

Sirius’ elbow promptly slipped off the mantelpiece.

“Ouch!” He yelped, digging his elbow into his side. “What the fuck is that meant to mean!”

“Oh don’t you try this palaver on me, Padfoot! I damn well know you’ve had the hots for Moony for at least the last six months, and you’ve done fuck all about it, so don’t get on your high horse and-“

“What?” Sirius croaked, his voice shrill with fear. “I haven’t ever-“

“Oh shut up, Pads! I’ve had to listen to all sorts of Godforsaken moans coming from your bed as you call out Moony’s name. Darling Moony! Remus yes! Moony don’t stop!”

“What?” Sirius is now white as a sheet. “B-but I put up silencing charms every single night?”

“Yeah, about that, you never learnt how to cast a very effective silencing charm, mate. Which was fine, I covered for you, until you started mouthing off this gross stuff about Moony. I sent a remedial charm so don’t worry, Remus didn’t hear you mooning over him. He just thinks you are obsessed with Benjy now.”

Sirius stared at him, momentarily speechless.

“Excuse me?” he croaked. “He what?”

“Yes, well, I may have charmed your voice to say Benjy every time you said the word Moony or Remus,” James said, not looking at all apologetic.

“What? Why? Why would you do that?” said Sirius, looking at James with abject horror.

“Because I was sick of you both! Useless gits!” said James. “You’re both besotted and doing fuck all about it!”

“Fuck all? I’ll have you know, you may not have noticed, but I’ve been flirting my arse off with Moony for MONTHS now Prongs, months! And where has that got me? Nowhere! I don’t think I could be any more bloody obvious!” Sirius said, looking affronted.

“Don’t be ridiculous! You and I may think it’s obnoxiously obvious you fancy him when you send him  origami notes telling him stuff like Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? Or even Guess what's on the menu? Me-n-u, but Moony,” said James.

“But Moony what?” said Sirius, looking frazzled. “What the fuck could he possible think that relates to?”

“I bet he thinks you’re joking around, old chap,” said James calmly. “I did at the start.”

“Merlin, what the hell could he possibly think when I said Here I am. What are your other two wishes?” said Sirius.

“It’s Moony we’re talking about, not an ounce of sense in him when it comes to you, Padfoot!”

“He doesn’t like me!” said Sirius, his voice rising. “The time I sent him that note saying Are you French? Because Eiffel for you, do you know what he did? He turned around and told me, and I quote here, You’re a fucking idiot!”

“Merlin’s tits, Sirius!” shouted James, grabbing a hold of Sirius’ shirt collar. “That’s Moony’s way of flirting with you, you imbecile!”

“What?” said Sirius, eyes as wide as saucers.

“You’re blind!” said James heatedly.

“But how the fuck does Moony thinking I fancy the pants off Benjy help me?” Sirius said, grabbing a hold of James’ Quidditch top in turn and shaking him.

The door of the Gryffindor common room burst open once more. Remus Lupin stood there, eyes narrowed, lip curled, fists clenched, looking as though he planned on taking on every single wannabe Death-Eater in Hogwarts at once and could easily beat them. Sirius drew in a short breath, suddenly aware he was standing very close to James.

“Pray continue, don’t let my presence interrupt the snogging session you two had planned there,” Remus said, in a voice so icy that the dripping disdain had solidified.

“This is how it helps,” said James pleasantly, beaming at Sirius proudly.

“Oh fuck,” whispered Sirius. “Prongs, what did you do?”

If you liked it I can finish it??? It’s basically Jily & Wolfstar both oblivious idiots with wingmates Padfoot & Prongs (major Jily & Wolfstar shippers respectively) to the, ahem, (supposed) rescue....

[our-stitch-lab]

You saw James Miller today.

          requested by a lovely Anon

[taketheringtolohac]

for the character meme: hewitt and/or twooney

ty for the ask!

hewitt best

favorite thing about them i think it's how caring he is where when he tries and talks to someone they never really feel misunderstood, he has a sense of fairness that he really strives to hold himself to

least favorite thing about them hes in the vault ://///// idk if that counts so i will say the way that he doesnt really get how to assert his boundaries when he's not the face of something or talking for other people. please take care of urself king.

favorite line [blaseball radio 2 voice] hewitt best hits a grand slam!

brOTP while i WOULD talk abt his relationship with pdz, also marco stink and hewitt roommates is genuinely one of the best things we've ever done. imagine you're a pretty normal and decent guy and then your roommate is an incredibly endearing but hyper active and not very smart bug. hes a good guy he will also just embarrass you accidentally at any given moment.

OTP i think he and yeong-ho garcia should date. bring back crowmmunism that shit was so cute

nOTP women. idk really maybe leach but i feel like thats a cop out.

random headcanon no one is allowed to yell at me or be weird about this but he uses grindr so often like marco is the person who made his text tone the grindr sound bc he associates it with him. he deliberately tries to sleep with blaseballs most famous men. its just so so funny bc everyone teases him for it too just lmfao

unpopular opinion reluctant friends with tillman forged in the hall. they went to the vault together after all.

song i associate with them material girl by madonna <3

favorite picture of them so uh. this one hasnt been posted anywhere. but its my pfp on ao3 of hewitt in the pissfaggot jacket from disco elysium.

twooney

favorite thing about them she's literally not even a scientist on the breath star she has a PhD in art history and you know what that's really sexy of her to not know anything about science and live in space

least favorite thing about them stop voicemailing to the rotation you are not a good pitcher twooney and are SO much better at stealing

favorite line when we got yo hitter and twooney moved to the lineup like <33 shes so good at stealing

brOTP actually you know what. also marco. i think she would just really enjoy talking at him and he'd respond like he does and she just. engages him fully in the conversation even if all he's saying is What! on that day she just talks to him

OTP truthfully i've never thought about this but wouldnt it be funny if atlas guerra and twooney- jk jk... unless 👀

nOTP idk the moon. she kinda lives there and thats her clones wife. kinda weird.

random headcanon she named the birds after dead breath mints to keep her company in space like... thats not even my hc but i just think its so sweet. shes a big bird person, and even though she didnt KNOW any of those breath mints it makes her feel closer to the team in those early seasons. also shes still a mad scientist she just has absolutely NO reason to be and has no justification for it.

unpopular opinion i think twooney shouldnt be white actually

song i associate with them just a girl by no doubt #girlboss!

favorite picture of them toasts once drew this picture of short haired twooney and i think about it Often

send me a character and i'll answer these things about them!