#Bottom Futakuchi

[cottonlemonade]

One More Snooze

warnings: mdni

The world beyond the blanket was cold and unforgiving so you snuggled further into the coziness of the soft rustling warmth and your husband’s arms. Both of you had been half awake for a few minutes, quietly stretching and trying to get as close to the other as possible. His hand trailed down to rest on your stomach, lazily kneading the plump access flesh that made you his all-time favorite pillow. He nuzzled against your shoulder and you shuddered. The heating must be out, the tip of his nose was ice cold. You burrowed yourself deeper into the duvet, but his hand traveled with you and landed even lower.

“Babe, we can’t.”, you pouted, but did little to stop him.

“Why?”, he mumbled as he began gently kissing your neck.

“Because we have to go to work.”, you sleepily replied. You relaxed into his touch.

“Why do we have to go to work?”

The small, perfectly pressured circles he drew between your plush thighs made the task of talking rather difficult.

“Because…”, you started slowly, adjusting yourself to give him more access as well as pressing your back against him, “we both like the whole roof over our head, food, and electricity thing.”

He clicked his tongue as if to dispute the argument and with a little nudge made you turn from your side to lay on your back. He shimmied under the cover so he could use his free hand to unbutton your Pyjama and push it down far enough to kiss your breasts.

“Stupid work.”, he muttered, muffled from the thick blanket. You joined him underneath, running your fingers through his soft hair and he hummed against your skin, never stopping his movements on your clothed clit.

“Haven’t been able to have you all week…”

He pushed his hand into the waistband of your Pyjama bottoms and panties, unhurriedly sliding his fingers through the warm wet folds awaiting him.

When the alarm went off you both groaned in annoyance. You reached out of the blanket cavern to your nightstand and looked at the time. “One more snooze is fine.”, you said and tapped the button.

Osamu, Atsumu, Tendou, Komori, Kuroo, Bokuto, lowkey Kenma, Oikawa, Meian, Suna, Nishinoya, Konoha, Futakuchi, Hirugami, Sugawara, Yaku, Matsukawa, Kita, your fave

[oshygoshy]

“do you think i’m pretty?”

word count - 567 words

warnings - cringe couple activities (im so lonely) also i'm not sure abt some chars so i put question marks but these can fit any and all ur faves. lmk if i forgot anyone!!

a/n - back from the dead. school started up again and im depressed and i have so many exams next week but here i am procrastinating!! maybe one day i'll write something again but in the mean time have this (it's been marinating in my notes app for like 3 months by now)

“yeah, you’re cute. adorable, even...” 

he said with a million-watt smile, his fingers absentmindedly tracing shapes against your thigh. you raised an eyebrow, questioning his taste. right now, you were wearing his old pajama shirt and bottoms which were both faded and fraying at the hems. out of all the times to call you cute, did he really choose right now? 

he leaned in to kiss the tip of your nose lightly, his fingers making their way up to your hands from your legs. he held them in his own warm palms, and kissed the corner of your lips. “don’t give me that look,” he whispered. “i think you’re the cutest wearing my clothes, y’know.” he kissed your cheek. “it makes me feel at home,” he said against your lips, and you couldn’t help but smile with him. something about his charm was infectious, and no matter how much you might doubt yourself, you knew he would always love you, tattered pajamas or not. 

hinata, bokuto, komori, yaku (demon senpai or not he definitely has a soft spot), aone, asahi, hanamaki, yamaguchi? aran? tendou? kenma? kageyama?

“beautiful. absolutely gorgeous,” he breathed.

your eyes widen, taken aback at the sincerity of his tone. a light flush couldn’t help but creep its way up onto your cheeks, and you look away, abashed. his fingers brushed against your cheek, tilting your face back at him. “why are you being so shy?” he questioned. “i mean it. truly. even the simplest things you do make me fall in love all over again.” his thumb rubbed soothing circles against your soft skin. "every time you fall asleep on my shoulder, every time you raise an eyebrow at me, and even right now when your cheeks are glowing pink make my heart stutter like we're on my first date," he said with a laugh. you could feel your cheeks burn aflame at his honesty, and couldn't help but look away. “quit blushing,” he teased. “i can’t focus when you’re looking so pretty like that.” 

akaashi, sugawara ("little shit") koushi, sakusa, the hirugami bros (acting like they don't have a combined word count of 20 in the entire series), iwa chan, daichi, semi, kita, ushijima?, tsukki?

“you’re pretty sexy.  hot, if i dare be promiscuous.” 

you roll your eyes at first, huffing through your nose and turning your attention back to your phone before he drags you back to his side. “i’m being serious,” he murmured into the side of your ear, his breath tickling your skin. “it goes beyond your looks, you know. it’s the way you walk, the way you carry yourself…the way you’re so confident in our relationship and in me,” he said, heartfelt. “that kind of unwavering confidence? unbelievably hot.” he leaned back, taking in your entire body. “also, you have a nice ass, which really helps.” he deserved the slap he got, but he couldn't help but grin at the sound of your giggles. he placed a chaste kiss against your temple, his hand looping around your waist again. "keep doing whatever you're doing. i'm in love with you, always. it's hard not to be when you're so irresistible," he whispered against your skin. 

kuroo, THE miya twins, meian, futakuchi, daishou, konoha (that legendary "nah, don't wanna" panel lives in my heart), oikawa, mattsun fs,  suna, noya, i would say tanaka but i don't want to be a homewrecker

[jacenotjason]

The Ōmukade and the Futakuchi-Onna

aka totally epik battle Hyaku vs Winifred Winifred obv belongs to @itsnotmourn

Hyaku vs Winifred have been living in my head rent free for like. four days. They bring me SO MUCH joy. so many scenarios... soo many thoughts... woowaoh.....

I'd ramble but this is an art post and I don't want it to get too long hehae

i will say this song makes me think of them, sort of thinking of it as Winifred being like "I just want to be safe and be left alone, wtf is your problem? Why can't you leave me alone?" kinda deal

ANYWAYS art!!!!!

i had so much fun drawing this, i got a new outline brush and it made shit real fun. PLUS. i kept adding to Winifred's hair hehaehabzf

Bonus, Hyaku's bottom hands are supposed to be doing the "Bring it on" motion

HERES SOME FUN ALT VERSIONS:

No shading + a fun saturated opposing colors version

theyre literally red vs blue, opposing colors they are MEANT TO BE ENEMIES hEHEAH

[joseimukeaddict]

Haikyuu and Public Transportation Headcanons: Date Tech

So I had planned to finish this like a month ago but then I got stuck and then finals hit and now I may be pulling an all-night to finish my final project for art… and yeah, I really do only post whenever I’m stressed out of my mind 🙃. Anyways I’m trying sth new and am linking some good causes below if you guys want to support someone in need ⬇️ ⬇️⬇️ Also at the bottom are my headcanons for the other teams.

Third Years

Yasushi Kamasaki - Bro is the most normal guy on the subway ever like actually I got stuck on him for WEEKS bc I couldn't think of anything; every once in a while he has payment problems with his phone not scanning but other than that riding the bus and subway is just riding public transportation for him; he gets his driver's license and a car pretty quick too and bro would never get on the subway again if his car didn't have limited capacity (it's not like he hates the subway or anything) (I'm so sorry to any Kamasaki stans I cannot get a read on this guy)

Kaname Moniwa - Always been a bus kid, has his bag in his lap to not take up space; gets slightly motion sick on longer rides; eyes glued to the phone on rides so not to accidentally make contact with random passengers

Takehito Sasaya - Prefers the train; honestly, I see him riding the train often on the way to a date with his girlfriend (who will be his future wife, I can’t believe someone actually gets canonically hitched in Haikyuu AND WITH KIDS, damn the sacrifices you have to make to be a main character 😔); stander on the train even when his gf is with him but it’s annoying bc of the height difference so she needs to pull him down into a seat (this man is a girl dad, he listens to his future wife)

Second Years

Mai Nametsu - Travels either on bus or train with a small group of friends except for mornings when she comes in early to prep the gym before practice; always works on something when she’s alone like notes for practice or homework (my girl gives such diligent worker vibes); public transportation has always been convenient for her so if she gets a driver’s license, she’ll still use public transport if she can

Takanobu Aone - poor lonely boy on the train who people won’t sit next to 😭 (actually from Haikyuu-Bu!!); he’s very punctual and has a very predictable schedule so eventually the people who always ride the same train car as he will realize he’s not scary and some grannies will end up sitting next to him later on, not much of a talker but a great listener and they’ll offer him candies; I don’t care if this is not canon but he’s a sitter because the train car heights are too short for him to feel comfortable standing

Kenji Futakuchi - sits at the end of the seats right by the door so he can immediately get out of the train car because he has no patience for slow people; wants to nap on the train but the train seats are so uncomfortable so he just ends up scrolling on his phone the whole time, which just makes him more tired and cranky; actually prefers riding with friends since he won’t have to be on his phone but man will not make conversation himself and will just half-heartily listen, unless he’s with Aone, in that case, Futakuchi needs to talk or else it’s going to be a silent train ride

Yutaka Obara - Power naps at the back of the bus, waking up just in time to rush to the doors to get off at his stop; doesn't like the subways much because it's always crowded whenever he has to get on one and he hates the feeling of being packed like a sardine; loves a long-distance bullet train ride, especially if he can get some extra leg room, then he can stretch out and watch the world go by

Tarō Onagawa - One of the few kids who get driven by their parents ( helicopter mother) so riding the subway for the first time was kinda special for them; a little wary of all the strangers in close distance at first but the headphones and music combo makes the experience so much better on the subway than car; I see the guy never getting his license when he grows up and gets a job that allows him to make great use of public transport

First Years

Kanji Koganegawa - chronically barely makes it onto the ride and thus rarely gets to sit (it's fine bc he's too tall to sit comfortably anyway); gets his jacket caught in the doors after barely making it too so after tugging for a bit, he gives up and waits for the next stop; even when the ride is completely packed, he really likes looking out the window so at least one perk of being this tall is there's rarely anyone blocking his view

Jingo Fukiage - Rides the bus but stands since he's also too tall for the seats to sit comfortably; similar to Aone, people didn't really sit near him until they realized he just had a resting blank face, and Fukiage definitely noticed this happening but just didn't do anything because he has no idea how to respond; if someone asks him for directions he blanks on response until a minute later when his brain has finally booted up and he can give an articulated response

Kōsuke Sakunami - He cannot ride public transportation with anyone from his team, because 1) the train is almost always packed and he has to be squished like a sardine, and 2) his dignity when his face is squashed between the wall and Koganegawa's chest, which isn't helped by the fact that Koganegawa keeps asking if Sakunami is okay when Sakunami can't even move his mouth without fear of biting the inside of his cheek; the slipperiest traveler in the subway, he can squeeze in between and around half a train car's length of people and slip onto and off a train as the train doors are closing; he ends up getting his license but chooses instead to carpool since he was kinda lonely and now it feels weird to travel anywhere without Koganegawa’s insistent yapping

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Bonus:

Takurō Oiwake has a car, which cannot be any smaller than mid-sized if not an entire truck. This man has ridden public transport a total of 3 times in his life because his family can fix their own cars.

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Other Teams: Nekoma, Seijoh, Karasuno

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Yea I need to get back to lineart, next one is either the owls or foxes, I'll decide when it comes to it. Remember to pretend these headcanons don't exist if you don't like them, and stay safe everyone!

[chlosology]

chlone4lyfer clocking in with some questions, journalist style!

what’s are some of your favorite things about aone? what are some of his favorite things about you?

do you guys have any pets together? if not, what pets would you have?

when did you know you were in love with him?

who confessed first? who said i love you first?

what are some of y’all’s favorite stay-in activities? how about some of y’all’s favorite outdoor activities?

are there any games the two of you enjoy playing together? or do the two of you have any favorite movies, tv shows, or books?

who cooks more? who cleans more?

that’s it for right now! i’ll be back :) <3

HI LOVEY. oh i’m so excited to answer these ok.

what are some of your favorite things about aone? what are some of his favorite things about you?

honestly? that i’ve never had to doubt his love for me. he expresses himself in such a unique way. even just the way he looks at me is so full of love & gentleness. i can’t not feel adored by him. also he’s just so extremely beautiful inside & out. i’ve never met anyone that harbors such genuine kindness from the bottom of their heart in the way he does. his favorite things about me? hm. probably that i’m patient HAHA. when we first got together, we were very different people & it took time for us to understand each other. he was a lot slower to opening up in a way i understood & i stood by his side until he was ready, even though at times it was difficult & i didn’t quite understand. we’ve learned so much about each other since then & now know each other like the back of our hands haha. but i guess on both sides it was that dedication & willingness to persevere & learn because there was always an element of love there for one another.

do you guys have any pets together? if not, what pets would you have?

we doooo! my cats & i are a package deal. where i go, they go. we also have his pet turtle— apparently it can live for like— ever. i’m still learning about long term turtle care LOL. but i love him very much, he’s a cutie. so yes, two cats & a turtle! trying to convince aone to get a little dog rn (he’s unsure, thinks it might be too much stress for me w my job. working w kids is a lot!!)

when did you know you were in love with him?

oh, god. i was being totally neurotic. was super panicky, pacing & freaking out rambling about anything & everything that could go wrong with some stupid work thing. he just sat there, listening intently & then when my back was turned, he got up & wrapped me in a hug. that was the first time he ever Hugged me, ykwim? i mean i just melted in his arms. it felt like i was meant to be there with him. all of my irrational worries melted away, it was just him & i in that moment. poor thing was TERRIFIED i’d reject the hug. i guess he’d been weighing out the pro’s & con’s of just hugging me because i was freaking out & went w the hug ;) sweet boy.

who confessed first? who said i love you first?

i actually SAID how i felt first, but he’d been practically courting me for a while. it was sort of an unspoken thing. all our friends were SO over us, just telling us to spit it out & confess already. aone told me he was worried he’d been misreading my feelings & responses to his sweet gestures LOL. i ended up getting frustrated after what one could call a date & straight up asked him if he had feelings for me fr 😭 i was also the one who said i love you first. he’d been kind of standoffish with me & i was really concerned so i asked harassed his friend, futakuchi about it. apparently he’d heard some rumors & gossip going around about how i “really” felt about him. people were saying all these horrible things about him & how they thought he’d be in a relationship. of course, during this, he was always the sweetest, but he was definitely a little more closed off & out of it around me. anyways, we were hanging out at my house & i couldn’t handle his sad eyes any longer & told him that i was truly & genuinely in love with him. & that all those people were fucking stupid. god, his expression made me want to cry. he looked SO surprised that i was in love with him. my boy. was the easiest thing i’ve ever done.

what are some of y’all’s favorite stay-in activities? how about some of y’all’s favorite outdoor activities?

we stay in a lot!! or do really chill dates hehe. we do art together, painting & crafts & such. little at home candlelit dinner dates are one of my favorites, they always come as a surprise even though we do it all the time. i’d do anything as long as it was with him, honestly. outdoor-wise? i’m not a big outdoorsy person. we go to aquariums & zoos, parks & stuff. but i’m not a big hiker or anything (although he’s dragged me on quite a few </3)

are there any games the two of you enjoy playing together? or do the two of you have any favorite movies, tv shows, or books?

yes!! we play minecraft together all the time !! it’s one of our favorite wind down activities after a long day. aone’s not fond of horror but sometimes i’m able to convince him to watch a scary movie with me >:) otherwise we watch lots of 2000s films & shows !! (he’s a sucker for romcoms) he also thoroughly enjoys marvel films (to my dismay 😔😔) so we do marvel movie marathons occasionally !! reading is HUGE for us. we’ve got a big ass library & read alongside each other all the time. sometimes we’ll read & then trade once we’ve finished the books & then discuss them.

who cooks more? who cleans more?

it’s pretty 50/50! we communicate really well on what needs to get done & we divide & conquer >:)

[kazuyummy]

hihi, im back with another ask :P

which haikyuu characters do you think would probably get turned on by an angry/intimidating reader?

(something about this situation is both hilarious and hot lmfaooo)

LOOOL ok so i see these characters in two groups - one that gets turned on bc they want to be dommed by reader, and another that likes it bc they love teasing / riling up reader and hoping to brat-tame them (but does it always work out?? certainly not!) - these guys are usually switches tho tbh. so let's see who goes where 😈

oikawa toru: definitely has bottom vibes - though i see him initially teasing, i think he's longing for someone to put him in his place and would get wild and feral about it lmao. since he normally has people returning his affections, he'd like to play chaser sometimes. i think this type of reader would honestly remind him of iwa-chan too haha, this guy is a bit of a masochist and would have SO much fun.

tendo satori: hoooo boy, this lil' devil would LOVE to push reader's buttons. i think he likes someone more on the intimidating side (again, maybe i'm biased bc of wakatoshi.......) but he'd love if someone stepped up and showed him who was boss. def a bit of a switch as well but he certainly loves feisty ones! i think his eyes would light up whenever you yell at him tbh ;)

kenji futakuchi: what an underrated, provocative guy who would LOVE riling someone up and get under their skin in the best ways. though i think he'd mostly love trying to fluster a reader with sassy quips and a sharp tongue - calling them out for staring at him though they may vehemently deny it, rolling his eyes at them to piss 'em off, and even throwing a little kabedon in there. and would love every second that they can throw that all back at him!

tsukishima kei: how could i not put this salty king on the list? don't get me wrong, i love pairing him with a classically sweet & cute reader as well. but something about him trying to get on your nerves and act calm, cool, and collected about it... certainly potential for enemies to lovers here. though i think he'd finally get flustered in bed, and wouldn't mind you maaaybe taking the reins once in a while - only so he can pay you back double and turn your yelling into begging.

honorable mentions: terushima yuji, kenma kozume (in a quiet way), miya atsumu, suna rintaro, kuro tetsuro (you can put them into whatever category you think above 😏)

thanks so much for the ask love, i enjoy answering these types of questions sm so feel free to send more my way 😝 i might take long buuuut i love them!

(protip for my lovely thirst / hc requestors - easier for me to do requests when you either do the above - ask which boys would fit into a certain situation - or give me a situation and specific characters!)

(as per usual,) banners from cafekitsune!

[haikyuucollective]

Part 1/? - Why Volume 37 of Haikyuu is Goated

Rereading Volume 37 never gets old. I'm so confident that I could reread it over 1,000 times and still never tire. The amount of anticipated events unfolding during it is definitely one of the two main factors, but of course, it couldn't have been executed as wonderfully as it did without the author himself. Furudate is amazing at his craft, and in my opinion, I think this volume showcases it extremely well; for starters, lets talk battle. Spoilers ahead!

The End of The Battle of The Garbage Dump

Perhaps one of the biggest attributes to this volume was the greatly anticipated ending to Nekoma vs. Karasuno. I can only imagine the excitement going on during the release of this volume; would Nekoma somehow take the last set? Is Karasuno going to lose against them again? Are they going to win? How will both teams react, regardless of the outcome?

With only a few pages left in the battle, each team pushed themselves to their limit, with even the opposed-to-sweat-and-tiredness Kenma giving it his all. While watching this scene in theaters, I was literally at the edge of my seat, gripping my ICEE cup and armrest as if one of them scoring would cause the theater to crumble. My friends and I were so entranced, that we, along with Hinata, didn't realize that the game was truly over until the scoreboard was shown.

I remember feeling my grip slowly release, gasps from both sides of my seat (along with my own), slapping me back into reality.

Turns out that the slight mishap Kenma had with setting the ball due to the sheer amount of sweat accumulated on it lost Nekoma the game.

However, even though they lost, Nekoma was dedicated the entire time. I figure they knew that this was the last set, and as such, every point mattered 110% more than usual. They forewent being passive and instead chose to try and truly embody their schools' motto: connect.

We can see how they did this until the very end, with Nobuyuki and futakuchi rushing, slamming themselves against the floor in order to have a chance at receiving the ball.

Even though they lost, Nekoma lost knowing they had given it their all.

The ending sequence right after, although having zero dialogue, was perfect. Words didn't need to be said; their actions speaking for them all.

In the panels below we see friends from both teams embracing each other, celebrating Karasunos victory and a match well played. Rivals are respected, kouhais are praised, and our beloved seniors in the bottom left corner are seen holding eachother after winning yet another match during their last season.

We also see supporters from both sides, giving both teams their applause at the very end. While rivals, the respect they hold for each other is clear, and no negative responses were shown. Both sides won, and lost, with grace.

Finally, and in my opinion the most heartwarming, the thanking of the mentors. Similar to the supporters, both of the mentors show obvious respect for the other. However, while this scene may seem sweet to those who have not been keeping up with the series, it's even moreso meaningful when you have. This match may had been highly anticipated by the viewers, but it was even higher for the teams themselves. Finally being able to play each other again at nationals was a defining moment for these players, and especially, coaches.

As we see Nekomata shaking hands with Takeda, our eyes scroll to the next page to find Coach Udai, the retired renowned coach of Karasuno and Nekomatas close friend. He had been watching the match closely with his neighborhood team, and seeing Nekomata with Takeda, both congratulating on a game well played, reached out his hand as well.

In spirit, he is with Nekomata, the two of them standing on the court where their teams finally played against one another again. They shake hands; the cat and crow both satisfied.

And there you have it, a game well played. I was planning on going even further with this, however tumblrs 10 image policy politely said "not today". However, with what I have jotted down onto here, I hope your opinion on Volume 37 has been affected at least the teeniest bit. Furudate was able to convey so much with so little, which is inherently a gift most mangakas acquire, however I believe he went above and beyond here. The third years with their backs towards the crowd, facing the future. The players embracing their parallels from the other team, showing friendships and rivalries that continue to stay strong. Nekomata and Udai finally being content, the cat and crow standing passively towards each other, the battle of the garbage dump finally complete. All in all, the ending to The Battle Of The Garbage Dump was one of the key reason why Volume 37 is goated because it wraps up the highly anticipated match in a way that is satisfying and meaningful. I'm sorry I couldn't go into as much detail as I wished to, but I hope you all enjoyed nonetheless.

Thank you for reading! I'll try my best to get the next part out extremely soon.

Citations

Furudate, Haruichi. "Haikyu!!" Shonen Jump, April 4th 2019, vol. 37 chapter 324

[cottonlemonade]

Hand Warmer

You and your husband were very well matched. He and his cold hands kept you cool during the summer months while he sought your warmth during winter.

Whenever he came home from work and found you waiting for him on the couch, ready for some cozy snuggles, he detoured to the bathroom to get rid of his icy, rain or snow-drenched clothes and returned in soft pyjama bottoms and the loose shirt you all too often stole. He’d drop down on the couch and scooch in behind you, wiggling under your blanket and making over-the-top shivering sounds. You knew his spiel. Not too long after, his frozen hands traveled down to your legs, and with a sigh of complete and utter satisfaction like one would let out after the first sip of a fresh cup of tea, he’d slot his fingers between your heavenly soft and warm thighs. You pretended to scold him every time because the gold of his wedding ring was particularly evil against your plush but couldn’t keep a straight face when he nuzzled into your neck and set kisses against every inch of exposed skin he could find.

Tendou, Atsumu, Osamu, Suga, Noya, Komori, lowkey Tsukki, Hinata, Ushijima, Kenma, Suna, Hoshiumi, Hirugami, Yaku, Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Futakuchi, Konoha, your fave

Honorable mentions (those who would sneak under your shirt and hold the boobs for warmth): Bokuto, Kuroo, Kageyama, Mattsun, Makki, Semi

[specters0rd]

Listen up, Bipolarwolffish, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis manifesto for someone who still believes that attending anime conventions with a multi-colored wig is a personality trait. "Otacore"? Really? You’d think that genre was invented just for you to justify your taste in music. If your playlist was a snack, it would be expired Pocky that someone found at the bottom of a forgotten drawer — potentially edible, but deeply questionable at best.

And what's with your top artists? “The Vanished People”—you know, if they’ve vanished, maybe it’s time for you to take a hint and vanish with them. Or how about “二口魔菜 Futakuchi Mana”? Seriously, are you sure you didn't just trip over your keyboard trying to type a name? Not that anyone will recognize them or care. Half your music choices scream, “I’m trying way too hard to seem unique,” while the other half shrieks, “I might be plotting a rebellion against pop music from my mom's basement.”

But kudos for that eclectic mix—your “Most Played” songs are a solid reflection of your chaotic audio taste. “SICK OF HUMANS” and “Why Am I in This Room?” must be your personal anthems! Bet you have those on repeat while you shove leftover ramen into your face without a hint of self-awareness. Bravo for creating a personal soundtrack that simultaneously screams “artsy introvert” and “disaster waiting to happen.” Remember, it’s okay to listen to something mainstream once in a while—just don’t let your Spotify account turn into the soundtrack of an existential crisis.

LMAO. Too bad I'm worse than angsty teen who loves to torture her ocs....

@natimiles @miss-rori @welp-back-on-my-bs @rou-luxe

Might as well try this and see how it goes…

Go to volt.fm, get your spotify roasted, then share the roast here and tag some friends!

Tags! @shreysheep , @jester-to-the-king , @roughbuddy , @miranalvjy

[zayray030]

Motherfucker

Summary: You know that saying 'Never judge a book by its cover'? Well apply it to what happens in the bedroom and that's the fic. OR people assume the roles of the, ahem, significantly taller people in the relationship. Things get revealed after a certain curse word is uttered

Relationships: Yakulev, Sugakage and Moniwa x Futakuchi

You know the saying, ‘never judge a book by its cover? Well, it applied very well in these situations.

See, when some people had announced their relationship everyone had already thought about the, ahem, arrangements of the relationship. Mostly who tops and who bottoms.

And due to some people being kinda close-minded they had all, in what they had thought, rightfully assumed that the taller people in the relationships were the tall ones. Think again.

The couples knew what everyone thought and they didn't bother correcting them, not wanting to embarrass themselves or the others. The Bottoms thought it was funny at the beginning but they slowly stopped thinking so for 2 reasons.

It had made them that due to their height they couldn't be the one on the receiving end and looked after which had lead to a bunch of cuddling

And two it was because it ended up with them getting railed into next week. After all, the tops were incredibly possessive

One day, however, everyone found out who the actual tops were in the relationship. One thing was for sure, the curse ‘motherfucker’ was from now on prohibited to be said.

~Moniwa x Futakuchi~

“Motherfucker!” yelled Kamasaki in pain, holding his broken pinky in his hand.

“You called?” asked Futakuchi, always the cheeky little delinquent. Too bad it backfired.

Everyone had turned to Moniwa, expecting him to look flustered but instead, he smiled serenely which immediately put Kenji on edge and answered with a sweet tone.

“Now, doll. Don't go spreading around things or you'll get punished k bunny”

It was silent as everyone tried to absorb what was said until Kamasaki doubled in laughter, his laugh sounding closer to a witches cackle in Kenji’s opinion.

“Pffft, ha! So Futakuchi is a subby bottom, eh?” he asked, wiping away tears of mirth from his eyes as he looked Futakuchi up and down as if he was seeing him for the first time.

“S-shut up, Kamasaki-san!” Kenji cursed his stutter but cursed his annoyance of a boyfriend even more. Why did he have to have such a big mouth? Just why?

You know what? No! He wasn't going to blame himself because a totally inaccurate word was said! Absolutely not! If anything, it was Kamasakis fault for saying it in the first place!

Whilst he was cursing away at his senpai he felt an arm wrap around him and he almost jumped a foot up in the air.

“You okay?” whispered Moniwa, concern clear in his voice.

“Yeah. Just annoyed that Kamasaki was the one who ended up revealing it.” answered Kenji, leaning in his boyfriend's arms, feeling content.

“Wanna come over to my place and cuddle? We can even watch your favourite and eat sour gummies.” wheeled Moniwa as if his offer to cuddle hadn't convinced Kenji as it was.

He would have gladly slipped practice to hang out with his boyfriend but Kamasaki had to open his mouth again.

“Yo, so like whilst you two are cute and all, my hand still hurts like a bitch!” Kenji was really amazed at his patience if he hadn't already punched his idiot of a senpai yet.

“Since when did I care?” voiced Kenji and immediately closed his eyes when Kamasaki began bitching at him even as Nametsu began dragging him away. He jumped a little when he felt a hand on his ass and inwardly whimpered when he saw the look in his boyfriend's eyes.

“Whilst I do think it was time for the actual status of our relationship to be revealed,” began Moniwa, voice hushed as everyone else in the team began conversing among themselves. “You being a cheeky brat can't go unpunished sweetheart. Expect punishment, k doll?” and the actual asshole had the nerve to wink before walking away to Sakunami to correct him on his receiving.

‘Guess it wasn't going to be movie night for a long time. This was all Kamasaki’s fault’ thought Kenji as he began to mentally prepare himself for the night to come.

~Sugawara x Kageyama~

“Motherfucker!” yelled Nishinoya as he crumbled to the floor.

“Yeah?” Everyone went quiet, not expecting the raven to respond. However, it seemed that the setter strongly regretted saying what he just said as he stared at his silver-haired boyfriend.

When Suga smiled they all smirked, thinking that he was going to say something along the lines of ‘Nothing for you tonight!’ or ‘Kageyama! Don't be so vulgar’. Absolutely none of that was anywhere near as close as to what was said.

“So that's how you wanna play it, baby? Wanna see how long you can go again? Can't wait to play with your hole again!” Suga then stood up and walked out of the gym, to go to the clubroom and to go collect himself, not even bothering to see what chaos he created on his way out.

It was silent until Tsukishima, of course, broke it.

“So king, what type of things does your boyfriend punish you for? Because I sure as hell want to tell him about the shit you've been doing.” that smirk really made his face punchable.

“Go burn,” Kageyama growled but the effect was ruined by the bright blush on his cheeks.

“I'm not the one going to hell here. But I'm sure if we get you and Sugawara-san some holy water it might be able to save you. Unless you both have a thing for-” he ducked just in time to avoid getting hit with the volleyball as Kageyama stormed out of the gym.

“No fucking in the clubroom!” yelled Nishinoya behind him and they could hear the embarrassed ‘shut up’ from the raven.

‘Great. Now I'm going to have to skip practice and wake up to my body being sore as fuck. This is all Nishinoya's fault!’

~Yaku x Lev~

“Motherfucker!” yelled Yamamoto as Kuroo blocked another one of his spikes.  His team had officially lost the three on three match and coincidentally it had been the same time that practice finished.

“Yeah? You called?” Lev regretted the words before they even came out of his mouth, face paling even more than he had thought possible.

Everyone sniggered, thinking that Lev had paled because Lev was going to kick his ass. And like they weren't wrong, but they weren't exactly right either.

They had all turned to see Yaku in demon-senpai mode but that's not what they saw. No, instead they saw the libero with a vindictive smirk on his face. They were even more shocked when he just swaggered over to Lev and wrapped an arm around his waist, his hand landing in his ass. They all felt their Jaws drop when Yaku spoke.

“So I'm guessing it's going to be 20 lashes, k baby? See you later.” and Yaku had the actual audacity to walk away, especially after slapping Lev’s ass, the sound echoing in the silent gym.

Lev thanked his remaining lucky stars that the coaches weren't in the gym. He already felt the need to die because his teammates knew about his sex life, he didn't need the coaches to know it either.

“So, Lev,” began Kuroo, smirking at the boy that made the rest of Nekoma shiver.

“No. I am not doing this today.” declared Lev, already going to the clubroom. Thankfully, nobody bothered calling him back to clean up. His only blessing. Or so he thought.

“Since we are so kindly allowing you to miss clean up time you can run a whole lap around the gym!” and Kuroo better be grateful that Lev was such a nice human being and that he couldn't punch his upperclassmen because otherwise, Lev would have decked him in the face ages ago.

‘This was all Yamamoto’s fault and his unneeded urge to curse at everything.’ thought Lev as he walked in the clubroom to see his boyfriend smiling evilly, holding his hand out for him to take.

[the-travelling-bitch]

i demand an explanation-

act fool act fool act fool act fool

ahem, just imagine…

a deep, melodic voice, brushing right against your ear as his warm breath fans the side of your cheek; he pulls back as you lower your head in embarrassment at the heat flushing your face just from his words alone but he’s not having any of it

with two fingers under your chin he’s tilting your head up to meet his gaze, entrancing eyes swirling with something darker as his other hand on the small of your back pulls you flush against him, letting you feel the bulge in his pants

“you’ll be good for me, won’t you, doll?”

˗ˏˋ– i’m thinking… zhongli, al-haitham, kaeya, draken, osamu, semi, lucifer, malleus

he’s teasing, you know he is, but there’s not much you can do about it; no, not when he has you sat between his legs with your knees hooked over his thighs as his fingers flutter over your skin, dangerously close to where you need him most but never. quite. there.

this is how it has been all day; a fleeting touch here, an amused whisper in your ear there and your thoughts were spiralling out of control just like that, getting more lewd the more you tried to fight them off

and you also know he’s enjoying this, riling you up and acting coy about it later on, biding his time until you give up and give in, begging him to do something; his chuckle vibrates against your back, enough to make you whine out for him again before his fingers finally run through your soaked slit to collect your arousal

“look at you, so worked up all because of a few words? tell me what’s been running through that pretty head of yours~”

˗ˏˋ– i’m thinking… childe, bachira, reo, asmo, belphie, solomon, koko, hanma, ran, suna, oikawa, mattsun, jamil, leona, lilia, ace

soft praise is rolling off his tongue like honey, clouding your head and slowing your thoughts; not that you’d need to think much anyway right now, all that mattered was the feeling of plush lips on yours, biting down on your bottom lip gently before he pulls back, so you can catch your breath

his knuckles brush over the bones of your cheeks and you lean into his touch, basking in the comfort of his warm and familiar embrace; attentive eyes study your features as if he saw them for the first time, drawn to the movement of his thumb swiping across your kiss-swollen mouth

“you’re the prettiest sight i’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing. truly, nothing could ever compare”

˗ˏˋ– i’m thinking… kazuha, diluc, thoma, satan, barbatos, simeon, akaashi, kita, chigiri, isagi, inui, mitsuya, riddle, trey, jade, vil, silver

somewhere in the back of your head you wonder if he ever shuts up; he’s been running his mouth since your innocent kiss evolved into something a little friskier, tongues tangling together and your hand gripping his hair tightly

his babbling turned more incoherent the second his hips bucked against yours, in desperate search for friction to relieve the tension building in his stomach; how could you not give him what he wants when the roll of your hips forces a whimper as pretty as this from his throat?

“fuck, you always feel so good, baby; you’ll let me make you feel good to, right?”

˗ˏˋ– i’m thinking… mammon, levi, gorou, hinata, shinichiro, takemitchi, ruggie, idia, kalim

he’s so mean, downright cruel, words not even teasing anymore but already mocking you in that condescending tone; he knows you love it that way though and he’s holding that fact over your head, making white hot shame burn through your veins

as if your sweet whimpers aren’t evidence enough, the clenching of your cunt around him certainly is; with one hand around your throat he’s making sure your looking right at him while he’s making you agree with the lewdest of statements

“what’s with the tears, sweetheart? i thought you liked being used like my personal little cock sleeve? so be good and take what i give you”

˗ˏˋ– i’m thinking… scara, pantalone, sae, kaiser, futakuchi, izana, floyd

stoic and expression unreadable, a few deep grunts and groans are what you mostly get to hear, his actions doing most of the talking instead, big hands splayed on your hips and pulling you back down onto him with every thrust

but then again, his mouth practically moves on his own when you keep whimpering his name, pulling him back in with every flutter of your walls; you don’t think he even knows he’s talking to you, doesn’t even consciously try to make you melt under his touch more; the bluntness of his words is what has your head spinning, the genuine way he merely describes what he sees and feels when he’s got you spread so nicely for him

“this is the spot, isn’t it? can feel your cunt clench, ‘s real tight around me right now, you’re making it so hard to move”

˗ˏˋ– i’m thinking… xiao, nagi, rin, kunigami, beelzebub, rindou, sakusa, iwaizumi

wow, i got way off track, what were we talking about again—

obviously, no character is solely in one category only but these were my initial thoughts, i’ll see myself out now (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

[depravitycentral]

Cw: yandere, dub-con, oral (m receiving), degradation, cum play, spitting, photography, fem reader

When you ask him to call you pretty, he does.

Especially when he’s got you on your knees in front of him, chest heaving, your eyes a little teary. He likes how they get all glassy like this, your pretty hair all messed up and tangly from him gripping it so tightly.

He likes how your lips are still parted, swollen and pink, a bit of drool staining your chin, a bit of sweat at your temples. He likes how the mascara he’d asked you to wear is starting to run, the dark color leaving little trails across your cheeks that make him stifle a groan.

He likes the way your body looks in the pretty dress he’d picked out for you to wear, the satin material making your skin look even smoother and softer than normal. It’s his favorite color, you know – his favorite girl in his favorite color. It makes him blush like a school boy, but he knows you wouldn’t dare mention it.

He likes the way the gold jewelry he’d gifted you for this evening looks against your collarbones – dainty and loopy, his initials inscribed against your throat like a mark of ownership. It looks nice against the hickeys and bruises he’d sucked into your neck earlier, he thinks.

He likes the way one of your tits is hanging out of the dress, nipple perked up and taut, the material bunched up at its bottom. He’d had bad self control, he’ll admit – he wanted to keep you pristine and perfect for this, but his hands had a mind of their own.

But most of all, he likes the way his cum looks smeared across your face, the off-white making your skin glow. It’s in ribbons across your lips and cheeks, a bit on your forehead, even some in your hair. Cum stains the lovely jewelry you’re wearing, and he shudders at the sight. A dribble rolls down your breast, pooling at your nipple, before dripping down onto your lap.

He licks his lips.

“Ask me to call you pretty. Ask me if you’re pretty right now.” He says, and you do.

“Am I pretty?”

He’s silent for a moment, before a smile slowly spreads across his lips. His thumb comes up to your cheek, the pad rubbing against your skin – for comfort, you hope, though you know he’s just rubbing his cum harder against you, spreading it along your skin to claim you as his his his.

“So pretty.” He murmurs, and for a moment your heart leaps out of your chest.

But then the smile turns sour, like a rotten apple, and he pinches your cheeks between his thumb and forefinger.

“My pretty little slut, covered in my cum. What would all your friends and family say now, huh? Now that you’re just my little toy to fuck and taint?”

His voice is cruel, and fresh tears well up in your eyes as he whips his phone out, the flash of the camera blinding you.

“You’re very pretty, babe. Very. But I think you’d look even prettier with my cum in that pretty ass of yours, yeah?”

You don’t agree, but as he slaps your cheek and sneers down at you to get on your hands and knees, you do it.

You say nothing as the zipper of his suit trousers goes town, veiny hands tugging his tie looser around his neck, the white dress shirt he sports scrunched up at the elbows.

And when he flips up the bottom of your dress, nudging your legs apart and spitting down onto your pretty folds, you say nothing. What can you say? He’s right, after all.

You really are just his slut, and you’ll take whatever he gives you.

He thinks you’re pretty, after all.

Tetsurou Kuroo, Kei Tsukishima, Tooru Oikawa, Kenjiro Shirabu, Kenji Futakuchi, Rintarou Suna Pariston Hill, Shalnark, Milluki Zoldyck

[chaoticevilorange]

Haikyuu x reader

Stealing kisses

Your best friends gives you a surprise kiss, friends to lovers scenarios (but some of them ran away before you give them a proper answer)

You're talking about a new ice cream you wanted to try with him, when you both arrived one of the menu catches your attention, you wanted to try it but the waitress says is for couples only, he immediately gives you a quick peck on the lips stating you're both in fact a couple "1 heart Sunday with sugar and cinnamon covered cookies right away" says the woman leaving you both alone, when you look at him he avoids your gaze blushing lightly "you wanted that one right?" Chuckling you nodded "we should come here often" you say making him blush bright red

Iwaizumi, Daichi, Ennoshita, Tanaka, Semi, Yamamoto, Osamu, Atsumu

You're buying snacks for your weekly movie/series night, you only walked away to grab your favourite bag of cookies, when you arrive a woman is talking to him, but he seems uncomfortable, getting closer you hear how she was very insistent about getting his number, when you walk near him you decide to announce yourself"heyyy~ got the cookies" he immediately wraps and arm around your waist and pulls you closer to him giving you a quick peck "hey kitten, was wondering where you left" the woman left almost instantly, when she was out of sight he backed away like you've burned him or something apologizing a lot, you smile at him pecking his lips before walking to the ice-cream machine

Kyotani, Asahi, Yamaguchi, Sugawara, Yaku, Aran, Koganegawa

He doesn't know why your lips look so soft, he's staring at your mouth while you talk about some random fact of your favourite show, when you pay closer attention to his behaviour you see him looking at your lips, thinking you might have something you lick your bottom lip unconsciously making his eyes widen and his face flush red, you barely registered when he leaned forwards giving you a soft peck before walking away quickly blushing furiously, it's up to you if you want to chase him or if you want to talk with him later preferably alone in your room 😏

Hanamaki, Nishinoya, Goshiki, Kenma, Lev, Akaashi, Aone

You won't shut up, you've been ranting about something that upset you for like 2 hours, even with his level of patience he's getting grumpy, you go back and forth on his room, he is laying on his bed looking at you pretty much like a lazy cat fiddling with his phone, when he gets enough he silently walks towards you, grabbing your arm and spun you around to face him, he leans over capturing your lips in a quick bruising kiss, he doesn't know why he did it, but you look so cute pouting at him, he has to do it again, but this time he grabs your face and pecks your lips several times until he gets tired of the position, so he takes sit and pats his leg for you to take sit

Oikawa, Tsukishima, Satori, Kuroo, Suna, Futakuchi, Sakusa

He wants to kiss you, has been wanting it for a while, but he's not sure if you like him back so he kind of stays on his current position, he wanted to tickle you but the tickle war ended up with him on top of you, you're smiling at him huffing, trying to catch your breath when your face leans to a side like a puppy "what is it? Giving up already?" And he does gives up, he presses his lips against yours, and then he gets off you taking sit in your bed nervously, blushing a bit you take sit and grab his face softly, pecking his lips a couple of times until he decides to return them all pulling you towards him

Matsukawa, Kageyama, Hinata, Ushijima, Bokuto, Kita

Thanks for reading 🐨✨💖

[izaanagi]

♡ HAIKYUU MEN ASKING TO PUT JUST THE TIP IN ♡

He knows what he is asking for, and just follows his own words. He loves driving you crazy, and gets off mostly by the fact that he knows putting just the tip in us not close enough to satisfy you, and seeing you writhing in frustration makes his feel powerful enough to just get on with it. He carefully never lets more than the tip penetrate your cunt, no matter if you ask or beg him for more. The power play in having your wrapped around the tip of his cock is just the beginning to see you unfold under his ministrations. He wants you to try and grasp his entire length just to let it disappear before your eyes, fully knowing how much you like taking his cock, and enjoying the slow torture he is imposing on both of you.

Daichi, Aran, Iwaizumi, Yamaguchi, OSAMU, Ginjima, Yaku, KENMA, Matsukawa, Komori, Futakuchi, Keishin, Akiteru, Shirabu.

He wants you so bad, that he would be happy about putting the tip in. But it’s not enough, it’s never enough. He tries to control himself, sliding in and out of your wet hole slowly, enjoying the friction between his swollen cock and the tight walls of your cunt, feeling it entering and then smacking out. He tries to keep himself busy in order not to behave like a cave man and fuck you rough, so he sucks your nipples dry, plays with your neck and your lobes, kisses you down to your stomach. His hips circle letting you wholly feel what you are doing to him, until he finally cums and bottoms out in you, and sees you cumming right with him, out of frustration and that slow build up made of heaven promises, and yet still craving for more.

SEMI, Kita, Tendō, Akaashi, Bokuto, H I N A T A, Kyoutani, Oikawa, Hanamaki, Sugawara, Aone, TAICHI, Lev, Hoshiumi, Asahi.

Just the tip? He does not know what ‘just the tip’ means. He drills you with his cock, right from the start, letting his balls slap you, and keeping an insane abs rough pace - disregarding entirely the tip thing. He loves seeing your gasp for air, when the bed has been banging to the wall and your cunt is so full of him, him and his damn huge cock. He just cannot understand how it might be enough not to see you whining and moaning, taking his cock so well, swallowing his length up, and finding that sweet spot inside of you, just to get you to clench your walls tighter around him. His rough fucking brings you to orgasm so hard, you crash right after, as he does, and then only after letting him keep the damn tip in, cockwarming him.

DAISHOU, Ushijima, TERUSHIMA, K U R O O, Atsumu, Kageyama, SAKUSA, Tsukishima, Ennoshita, S U N A, Hirugami.

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[fulloffencekurooishotterthanyou]

can I request what would be the 5 love languages of hq boys ? :)

Oh, dear Anon, you have me squealing in my study. Hopefully, I interpreted this correctly for u, it’s my first request. If you’d like any specific characters and their love language in detail, feel free to let me know and I’ll whip smth up :) ~ Jitsu xoxo

Words of affirmation:

He knows exactly what to say to you. It’s been the case since day one of your relationship, all the way to the present day. Some say he has you wrapped around his little finger, but you know from the bottom of your heart everything he says is genuine. He reminds you you’re worth it, with every “I love you, my dear.” and whispers little secrets only for your ears on the train or when you’re falling asleep beside him. His love language is so obvious, his words definitely affirm you and your relationship with him, and you wouldn’t want it any other way. 

Daichi, Kenma, Oikawa, Asahi, Yamaguchi, Kita, Aone, Hayato, Fukunaga, Narita

Acts of service He’ll do anything for you. Except for the times when he knows you want to be independent, he is ready to fight the world to make you happy. He’ll grab things higher up (but maybe he put them up there on purpose, who knows), rub your back when you ask for it, do the laundry even though you offered to do it; he’s always been a man of action, and you don’t see that changing any time in the future. He also does subtle things like filling your car tank with petrol when he knows it’s low on fuel and stocks up on the beverage he knows you love.

Bokuto, Tendō, Atsumu, Iwaizumi, Aran, Kinoshita, Lev, Futakuchi, Kyōtani, Washio

Gifts His gifts never seem to run out. Sometimes you wonder how he even finds all these things, but you love and cherish everything he has ever bought you. Even the pair of socks with cheesy, cliche quotes on them; you wore them as soon as they were washed. His gifts are usually sentimental, if not beautiful or useful, such as bouquets of flowers, little pastries he saw you eyeing from a nearby pastry, new earphones when you dropped them on the floor ONE time and they broke, or anything he finds that reminds him of you. Over time you have a little treasure trove of your trinkets and gifts, that always make you smile when you see/use them.

Akaashi, Yahaba, Konoha, Tanaka, Kai, Semi, Yaku, Goshiki, Koganegawa, Haruki 

Quality time He always makes time for you. Even when life gets hectic or your schedules aren’t aligning perfectly, he does his absolute best to see you. With every meet up or date, he makes sure things run as smoothly as they can, so he can be there in the moment with you. Sometimes, he doesn’t say anything, you just bask in the comfortable silence together, enjoying each other’s company. A few times he has cancelled big plans because you desperately needed him, and you know he will always come to see you when you ask. All of his time with you he calls precious and you both can’t resist having each other’s company.

Kageyama, Hanamaki, Tsukishima, Sakusa, Ennoshita, Ushijima, Kindachi, Kunimi

Physical touch His love is physical and present. Brushing hair out of your face, hugging you from behind or kisses on your neck, he does his best to keep close to you in all the ways he can. You savour every touch from him, basking in his presence. You know he’s not always around, but when you are together, you become near inseparable. His touch always lingers around you, and for the times he’s gone for longer periods of time, he always makes it up to you, through wordless, intimate contact.

Osamu, Hinata, Sugawara, Kuroo, Matsukawa, Nishinoya, Terushima, Suna, Akiteru

[nishipostitz]

haikyuu men as brothers best friend

scenario: waking you up for breakfast

gn!reader x multicharacter

part 1 | part 2

tw!! underboob in second one bc of a crop top. no pronouns. NONE ;D

the ones who dont bother to even go upstairs to your room. they just yell from the bottom of the stairs. there is absolutely no energy put into this. when they hear no sign of your being upstairs, they end up calling you with their phone. that still doesn’t wake you up. so they wrap up a towel and throw it at you from your door. they’re not going to invade your personal space, nor waste energy to walk anymore. they also just want a reaction out of you..

kenma, tsukki, oikawa, futakuchi, kindaichi, sakusa

the ones who would go into your room. be very polite and cautious inside your room. they don’t want to disturb your peaceful sleep, even though it was their mission from your brother to come in and wake you up while he made breakfast. but oh my, oh my. you were wearing a crop top and shorts. the way you slept was comfortable. leg propped up on a decorative pillow, arms above your head and your body at a slight angle. he was holding in the giggle of the sight of you sleeping in such a weird way. but later caught site of some underboob. immediately starts blushing and throws the blanket over you, covering you up. then runs out the door completely forgetting to wake you up

suga, daichi, asahi, iwa, tanaka, kuroo, bokuto, akaashi, ushi, goshiki, kunimi, kita, yamamoto, aran, ushi

they’re dressed up ridiculously in a quick and cheap remake of body armor. carefully entering your room like it’s a battlefield. a pot and wooden spoon ready to be used. they’re going to enter your room and start banging the instruments in hand. knowing that you’d attack them when you wake up. so the makeshift armor was there to protect them. the banging continues and you wake up in anger. how dare they disturb your sleep in this way?

kageyama, lev, yaku, inouka, noya, hinata, miya twins, tendou

the guys who would still be asleep. they don’t care. sleep is sleep. your brother can handle two on his own, he’ll be fine. 

kenma, atsumu, goshiki, tendou, oikawa, noya, aone, bokuto, tsukki(just to annoy your brother)

well that’s the end to my writing inspo.. im probably doing a part 2 😁