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[nishipostitz]

how they fell for you

notes before we go: i wrote this at like 1-4 am so pls be nice :3 hopefully you guys enjoy!! 4.5k words.

tw! atsumu might be a creep. mentions of food and kind of unhealthy eating and living habits (not major). and kind of rushed stories.

atsumu

so i had this idea that this is him, and i cant see anyone else acting like this, except from a select few. 

he was driving around in his car and waiting at a stop light while absentmindedly staring around waiting for it to turn green. he just so happened to turn and look at the crowd walking past his car, and he laid his eyes on you. someone so beautiful. you were laughing with your friend while walking and turned away to wipe away your tears of joy. then– you made very short eye contact with atsumu. his heart stopped and his eyes were sucked into your own – however it only lasted 0.0001 seconds because you just turned towards him (and he’s delusional) – and his trance was interrupted by cars behind him honking at him to go. atsumu knew he had to find you and find a way to ask you out on a date. 

he knew his very actions were concerning and stalker-ish, but he just had to get to know you. so he followed you and your friend with his car. it’s not like you and your friend weren’t aware. hell yeah you were both aware. not only was a car following you in “incognito” mode, but it was an expensive car – a ferrari SF90 stradale to be exact. you both didn’t know what to do other than confront the creep. at least it’s a rich creep? he noticed your halt in movement and took that as a welcome signal. so he parked and ducked his head to exit his car. your friend and you were ready to square up if anything. your arms were crossed and your friend was already elbow deep in her bag holding onto her labubu (she’s just a girl). “yk what, he’s kinda fine. take one for the team” your friend whispered lowly at you. “is it bad i wouldn’t oppose of that idea?” you replied. 

but alas the jokes and whispers came to an end when atsumu slowly started getting closer. 

atsumu walked up with artificial confidence (shocker) because this is his first time; creeping on someone, yearning, and going up to someone for the first time because he was interested in them. his steps towards you got shorter, his stride had a stutter, and when he finally reached within 5 feet of you, he tripped on his own feet and tried to play it off cool. “hah, sorry. name’s atsumu and i was just drivin’ by” you and your friend gave each other a look. “ik it’s abrupt and all, and i’m glad you guys stopped. although i dint think i was that obvious” he nervously chuckles and rubs his neck. “i have never done that before, and i would not condone this any other time and– ok i’m gettin’ off track. lemme restart. hello ladies, name’s atsumu, and would you give me the pleasure in knowin’ yur names?”

you exchanged names and atsumu smiles on the inside. replaying your name in his head at least a couple hundred times before you interrupt “and what do you want with us?” cocking your eyebrow and trying to seem tough. cute. atsumu thinks. “well, i saw ya at a light a couple blocks away and i just couldn’t stop thinkin’ of ya”. you blushed and your friend’s danger radar is fluctuating. is this a good guy or just a creep? “you couldn’t stop thinking of me? am i supposed to be flattered?” he’s taken aback. he probably did sound creepy but he doesn’t know how to make the situation better. “listen, ‘m sorry if it sounds like ‘m jus’ some creep from the streets” “mmh hmm” “but i swear. ‘s all good intentions. i jus’ wanted to ask you on a date is all. if you would allow me the pleasure, that is” his voice lowers while nearing his sentence. you didn’t know if you should enjoy and agree since this is still a stranger – hot one at that – but it’s all spinning to quick for you. “here” he hands you a card, “this has my contact info, for if yer interested” you take his card while eyeing him. “mmh ok, thanks” you reply, a bit drier than you wanted to. awkward silence bubbles up after a few seconds and he takes that as a sign to leave. “u-uh well-” he trips on his feet “i’ll leave ya ladies to yurselves! stay safe yall” and he jogs away awkwardly. 

once his back is turned and his car is away, your friend nudges you with her elbow. “so? are you gonna accept the offer?” you ponder on the thought. “wellll, he is pretty fine, and he’s rich” your friend nods. “however his wealth can be fake, like renting the car-” “so you want to see him again” “no i didn’t necessarily say that. but it wouldn’t be too bad. from that, he seems harmless” your friend agrees again. “well maybe you should give the guy a chance. he gave you his card so the ball is in your court”. she has a point. he wasn’t like the other sheep-brained sleaze from your campus who would try to add their number on your phone. “yeah i guess i’ll give him the chance. but you’re coming with me, but in real incognito” your friend agrees. “we’ll show him how incognito is really done.” so now fast forward. atsumu’s loser behavior is told at every gathering. your engagement party, wedding (vows), baby shower, your kid’s first birthday, anywhere where it can be mentioned, it’s talked about. is atsumu embarrassed? yeah. would he do what he did again? in a heart beat. because if he hadn’t mustered up the courage on that day, he wouldn’t have met you. and a future without you in it, is not the future he wishes to live in. 

akaashi

you were loaded. stupidly rich. your family would joke how you have a bottomless wallet. true. however, it’s also because your wallet is always getting filled up really quick as if it’s nothing. the only downside is that you don’t have as much free time as you’d wish you did (too busy girl bossing out there). you loved to enjoy good food, and loved to try new foods. however trying new food from different restaurants can be time consuming, and you’re not always in the mood to cook new dishes, nor have the time to. your best option was to hire a private chef. 

you find an agency that has a bunch of chef’s on deck and go through their profiles. you had just finished filling out your form and profile with your needs and interests, hoping someone was compatible for you. ironic, you don’t have time for much, especially dating, but the way you’re scrolling through the different chef options made you think this was cooking tinder. you halted mid-scroll when a certain profile caught your attention. keiji akaashi. 6 years experience of private chef cooking, 9 years cooking overall, has a large variety of dishes from different cultures and countries, and many great reviews. sure, his profile was stacked with positive reviews and impressive states. however, like you said. this is like cooking tinder. his profile picture was taken professionally and knew how to highlight his best angles and features. since the agency was pretty popular, each customer had to put in their first through fifth choice of chefs they wanted. akaashi definitely being your number one choice. you needed to see if his face could live up to the hype he was receiving, or if they were all reviews he bought from bots. 

after a long day of work, you were finally able to lay on your couch. kicking off your house slippers and tugging the throw blanket over your figure. you needed screentime, but not the work kind. but out of habit, you checked your emails first. an email from 8 hours ago caught your attention. congratulations! we will be sending over your chef today, welcome to our program and please leave a review. “huh, that’s quick. but they didn’t tell me-” like out of some horror movie, your doorbell rang. you walk up and checked your camera. the sight in front of you made you open the door quicker. “i see someone is hungry” were the first words keiji spoke to you. you invited him into your house and even offered house slippers. everyone gets these, and these are his forever. he thanks you and follows you into your home. a home well built will floor to ceiling windows, minimalist decor, and a way too empty kitchen. he almost drops his bag in awe and horror. a kitchen that is so empty but is so clean. a kitchen with not even a coffee maker or air fryer in sight. 

so now your once peaceful evening supposed to be spent on the couch rotting, turned into store hopping, trying to find the perfect kitchen appliances that keiji swore were essential. when it was time for checkout, you offered to pay but keiji pushed your card away. “please, let me. this is y housewarming gift to you” your eyes widen in shock. “what did you say? housewarming? i’ve lived there for 3 years”. he imagines his jaw dropping to his ankles, but they didn’t. “you’re joking. 3 years but no air fryer in sight? who are you?” you giggle. “well once you’ve become engrossed in work for basically 24/7, cooking is not the best option. so i often settle for takeout or just find somewhere and dine” “do you not have leftovers?” “i do” “so how do you reheat it?” “in the microwave?” keiji’s eyes are almost blown out. “you mean if you were to eat fried chicken and have leftovers, you’d microwave it. leaving it to be soggy, instead of airfrying it and having crispy leftovers?” “woah ok! maybe it’s sacrilegious of me i apologize. but i really can’t help it. work just takes up so much of my time, unwillingly” he tries to sympathize since he is at work right now technically, and he will be for however long you want him to stay. “ok, well hopefully now that i’m here, you can enjoy your food at it’s peak and come to appreciate these fine appliances. you almost made me walk out the door when i saw your kitchen” you stare up at him and cocked your brow. “and what made you stay?” he slightly blushed and hoped you didn’t see. he couldn’t flirt with you on his first day, so he swallowed his words and said “because your kitchen is the cleanest i’ve seen from all the other clients, so it’d be a waste if i didn’t spend time there” you nodded in agreement. “yeah, can’t really get it dirty if i don’t use it. go all out, the kitchen is yours.” 

day 5 of being your private chef. you really weren’t kidding. all you do is sleep, breathe, and work. maybe sometimes free time gets rotated into your schedule, but he’s only seen it once, and that was his first day with you. from the form that you had filled out, you were open to trying new cuisine and you loved to try different things, yet didn’t have the time to. keiji made it his mission to bring different foods from different cultures to your table without you having to go to different restaurants and “waste away” time waiting for the food, eating, and driving back home. you were so grateful for keiji. he always tried so hard to make the best meals for you and even encouraged you to take your time and enjoy your food because your work can always be continued later. he was starting to feel like a househusband. because fast forward a few weeks, not only was he cooking for you, he was lounging on the couch and even cleaning your almost empty home. he almost seemed like a live-in nanny for an old kid that can’t keep a healthy lifestyle. so you decided to just push a little harder and find a way to treat keiji back. 

so now you’re on a plane together, first class, and booked to travel for at least 4 weeks together. honestly keiji was just worried he lost his job when you told him to pack up. not expecting to be driven to the airport with you and boarding a plane. “is this a work trip you are going on?” you turned to face him. “hmm, take out work and replace ‘your’ with ‘we’, because this is a vacation, and a treat for you keiji”. keiji blushes but is grateful for the dim and blurry airplane lights. “what do you mean? don’t you have work?” he asks worriedly. you giggle slightly and tell him the reason why you were overworking yourself so much the past couple weeks. it was to make up for the work that you would skip out on for 4 weeks. his eyebrows lift so high they could touch the cabins. “4 weeks? is that really you? or are you an imposter?” he whisper yells. you smile again lean closer to his ear and whisper “well, let’s just say i ran away from my responsibilities” and you lean back. your hot breath on his ear sent chills down his neck, because you were so close to him, and he could smell your scent (boi he aint a dog tf). 

you let him research all the countries you’ll be visiting, and even let him pick the restaurants. thought little did he know you also booked reservations for some high end restaurants a few weeks prior. the enjoyed the trip and wrote notes on almost every dish he consumed, claiming that he needs to keep these to make for you in the future in case you have a craving. your heart fluttered with the mention of his plan. he didn’t have to do all of that, and this was supposed to be a break from work. however, you were able to understand his work ethic and appreciated his efforts. every day, every meal, you were both met with extraordinary flavors and tastes that couldn’t be replicated anywhere else. you cheered him up though and told him his cooking comes very close to the original, and with his first hand experience and taste with all these different foods, his cooking will be even better for you, and for his future clients. the mention of future clients has him sitting straight up. 

“what, you’re tired of me already?” he half-heartedly jokes. “well aren’t you tired of me? seeing me only working. shoot, you’re even doing some light cleaning for my home too. it’s like you’re babysitting me” “well it isn’t much of a bother. not like you have much stuff in your home” “still, your job is just to cook, but you did all that you didn’t have to. so it’s understandable if you wanted to quit.” keiji was stunned. he didn’t know you thought that deep into things. he appreciated your thoughtfulness and reassured you. “please, you think i’d do this for anyone else? out of my 6 years of being a private chef, i’ve only ever cooked for someone. never touched anything else that wasn’t related to cooking. i’d say you’re special” you blushed. “yeah, i probably already knew that” you teased back and winked at him. he smiled softly at you. “if i may-” he askefd for permission before reaching for your hand across the table. “i know we were strictly in a professional relationship. you’re my boss, and i’m your employee-” “what boss just brings their employee on a 4 week trip across the world? let me do the honors for you-” “comical how we’re both eager for this conversation. but i think i just have to say it first. do you want to be more? may i be your boyfriend” you blushed and tried to pull your hand away from his grasp but failed. you looked down at your lap to hide your blush but failed. he nudged you for an answer, and you gave in. agreeing to his question with a shy nod “i would love that”. 

safe to say, your trip got better from there. travelling and on vacation not with just your private chef, but he is not your boyfriend. being able to travel the world with someone you had so close to in such a short amount of time. someone who mutually respected you and knew your boundaries. he would definitely still be your private chef, but not in a professional setting. just, yours. and definitely no new clients for him, just you. 

kuroo

bruh you can’t tell me this mf was not in those random weird ass clubs. like. you CAN'T. 

you were in a bowling club. actually, you’ve been in it ever since you were able to walk. your parents wanted to develop you into a professional at something, and also wanted less college bills to pay. so here you were. club bowling, getting lessons, coaches, and joining different teams to gain experience. on your club team, there was this nerd, and he just wouldn’t shut up about his fixations. for as long as you’ve known him, math and chemistry are things he just can’t get over. makes you want to stuff your bowling ball down his throat (it’ll prob fit, big mouth for big yapper). aside from being a yapper, he was a pretty nice guy. kuroo loved spending his time doing the nerdiest things and he was bordering the typical cs major stereotype (he wasn’t in cs). growing up, your school’s bowling team wasn’t mentioned a lot, and a lot of people would joke about it. bowling was basically a hidden club at your school and you quite liked it that way.

unlike everyone else from your school team, kuroo actually took bowling seriously. he would write up calculations and go through different balls to choose the right weight for himself. in fact, after day 2 of being on the team, he already finished calculating all he needed and bought himself a custom ball. at first, you scoffed at the fact when he boasted about his ball to everyone. but you can’t judge since you also have your own custom ball and all the gear one would need to bowl. you didn’t have any friends on the bowling team either since all your friends did other activities, so you were mainly isolated during practice and matches. you were intimidating to say the least, not only were you cracked at bowling but you just had this aura that told everyone on the team to not approach you and distract you. however, that didn’t stop your team from supporting you at each match. whenever you got multiple strikes in a row they would cheer you on and congratulate you for another win. 

kuroo

was interested. your calculations were better than his and he just has to know how you do it! he started approaching you and lingering around you. you didn’t mind the company since he didn’t distract you much. but whenever he asked for your calculations, you just gave him a look of confusion and disgust. yeah calculations weren’t in your book, just a whole lotta exp. he would not stop following you around. asking for your coaches, your lifestyle, how many hours you sleep, how you do calculations so quickly. but you turned down his questions every time. “sorry uh-” “kuroo” “yeah, kuroo. there isn’t anything in particular that i do. i’ve just been playing for a really long time” you tried to give him a smile but it came out uneasy. he nodded in understanding and left you alone for a while. 

a couple days later, he showed up at your outside bowling club and you were shocked. he somehow registered for lessons, and it just had to be the same as yours. he greeted you and tried explaining how he worked so hard to find a good coach to receive lessons from. “you sure you just didn’t want to follow me around?” you teased. “actually, you’re right! where else would i learn? maybe i’ll be like you one day” he replied with a wink. you blushed slightly. you nodded and walked away to do your own thing. 

seeing each other outside of school has become a routine that you’ve gotten used to. lucky him, he improved and got quite good very quickly– he was very proud of his progress. always jumping and skipping over to you to tell you about his newly achieved skill, and telling you he’s learning how to calculate his plays even quicker. you tried your best to congratulate and hype him up as well, but his energy was hard to match. slowly you both got closer and started interacting outside of bowling and talking about other subjects that weren’t bowling related (shocker). it has become a routine that you both grew accustomed to; attend classes, go to club, then go to lessons right after, and maybe a hangout after that. all of that and repeat, you probably saw kuroo the most out of all your friends. he is a friend. right? he has to be. but sometimes the question bubbles in your mind. you guys have started to share more moments together, with mutual teasing, and some blushes here and there. but it was nothing more than that. 

kuroo actually didn’t even know there was a bowling club. but he knew you were in a club! you shared a single class together, but whenever it ended, you would rush to somewhere. he was curious, so he followed you. he was just curious. nothing more. right? kuroo entered the bowling alley as nonchalantly as he could to see what you did after classes. when he saw you play, his mind filled up with admiration. your level of playing and your elegance when playing roped him in. so he decided to find the coach for the team and sign himself up. nothing more! he just wants to join this club and get closer to you and learn more about you! 

so how did he find out your lessons coach? he’s always watching you and paying attention to you. he saw your gear and saw the logos and brands. he went home to research with coaches in his areas are sponsored by those brands and nailed it down to one organization. so he signed himself up to surprise you. you weren’t exactly strangers anymore, but this can bring you closer!

out of habit, since you guys hung out after your lessons, he would offer to drive you home. his excuse was “logging around all that heavy gear around on public transportation can’t be safe! you could get robbed, or you’d be in danger if someone were to chase after you!” so you just accepted so he wouldn’t come up with more narratives. “we both know i’m never leaving my gear behind, they can take me but leave my gear be” “and that’s exactly the reason i have to bring you home. can’t have my partner be kidnapped” you blushed at what he said. surely he just meant bowling partner, nothing romantic. “oh shut it. but thanks for the ride anyway. it might become a habit” “who said i’d mind that?” he smiled with his eyes closed while facing you. your eyes widened slightly and you blushed once more so you turned away. “focus on the road or we’re both going down” ordering him to pay attention to the road. 

once you arrived to your place, you opened the door and grabbed your gear. “lemme bring this up for ya” he said while jumping out his car. “wow such a gentleman. i’d usually save this for a boyfriend or something” you teased him. “well who said i can’t be?” he teased back. “boy sit down” you rolled your eyes and kept walking. he was holding your gear and following you up the stairs to your place. “hey i wouldn’t be opposed to coupling up with you” he said in a sing-song tone. “please never say that again” you said in disgust and he let out a laugh. you finally entered your home and invited him in to chill for a bit since there was still some time left before the day ended. “what, then maybe i should rephrase the question?” he asked again. you were confused. was he joking with you? why bring this up? “what do you mean?” “well, we’ve kinda been hitting it off lately and i know you know there’s some spark. we weren’t purely platonic or anything” he had a point. you were basically stuck to the hip and you’re now always associated with each other to other people. “i guess you have a point. but i kinda need you to be more specific” you egg him on to speak what he really means so there won’t be any misunderstanding. 

“can i be your boyfriend?”

you blinked. and blinked. and turned to look at your clock. then back to kuroo. then you blinked. you didn’t actually think he would ask that question, and you thought he was just teasing you the whole time. but with your long pause he started feeling dejected. “so it’s a no” he looked away and got up from his spot on your floor. “no answer doesn’t mean no” you said quietly. looking away as you said it. he looks down at you from where he stood. a blush crept up on his cheeks, then he bent down to your level. “then what is your answer then?” he teased you. even now, he still had the audacity to tease you. “maybe i should’ve said no straight up” turning your head to face him. he gave you puppy eyes as a response. “but maybe i’ll say yes just this time, and see how it is.” kuroo smiles. “well, babeee. what shall we do now?” you cringed at the pet name but chose to ignore it for now. “let’s start by talking about your bowling skills and your weird habit of calculating” he was offended. “am not weird. you’re freaky for not calculating” kuroo retorts, “all i hear are excuses from someone who still can’t beat me” “oh we’ll see about that. just you watch, babee.” you cringed again, but this time more openly. so you light slapped his shoulder. “hey! i’m showing my affection!” “well show it some other way. grossssss.” it’s safe to say that kuroo was your first and last boyfriend. and the same goes for him. 

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[nishipostitz]

where they cuddle you!

arms- will nooooot leave your arm(s) alone. in public you hold hands or cling to his arm, but when its cuddle time, hes clingy to your arm. he tries squishing your muscles and attempts to flex and show off (MUSCLE MOMMIES BETTER SHOW HIM UP THO). he WILL start nibbling and blowing into your arm 😭

bokuto, atsumu, oikawa, kiyoomi, tsukki

thighs - bruh they're down baddd. they love the plush of your thighs and it's so squishy and comfy they can fall asleep just cuddling and laying there. like you’re leaning against the headboard playing on your phone, reading, watching smt on your laptop, and he’s just massaging and grabbing your thighs. he likes laying on your lap and falling to sleep. he sleeps so good he starts drooling so you take pics of him for blackmail and also use it as your wallpaper. (he also cant sleep without cuddling your thighs or wrapping his own legs over yours)

kuroo, daichi, NOYA, hinata, TANAKA, akaashi, iwaizumi, suna, hoshiumi, issei

tummy- similar to thighs, you’d be sitting up and they’ll lay their face next to your stomach. or you’re both laying down and he rests his head on your tummy. or maybe he’s spooning and just LOVES your tummy. especially the squish and plushness of it mmmhhmm.

suga, osamu, aone, asahi, kenma, kageyama, kita, aran, yama, USHIJIMA

lowk they’ll just nibble wherever 😭

[nishipostitz]

my take on random things haikyuu men do

i feel like sometimes when the moment is right (most of the time it doesn't matter) they will walk past you and dunk on you. like pretend you're a ball or the hoop and they dunk.. yeah thats a lotta weight one you now.. imagine y'all fall down together LMFAOOOOO

oikawa(pls agree), bokuto, noya, tanaka

they crochet. and they crochet things that you like. favorite animal? made. a plushie you want online? made. a scarf for winter pics? made. beanie? made. himself? also made 💀

suga, asahi, semi, ushijima, akaashi, yamaguchi

bruh they walk into your room and fart and run. is this equivalent to coming into the room and turning off the light? or flickering it giving you a headache...

tanaka, noya, miya twins, hinata lowkey, oikawa, tendou, LEV, ukai

bro's a menace and would unplug your phone while it's charging. even worse when the battery life is at 1%

oikawa. atsumu miya.

would hose you down when you come back 1 second late from like a hangout or smt. he's out in the yard for some reason, and when he sees you arrive home a second too late he uses the hose in hands to spray you

kageyana, kiyoomi, tanaka, tsukki

hi did this make you giggle and let out a lil toot 🥺

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700 or so words, 4 min read

after a long day of fun activities, such as cafe hopping and playing bumper cars at the amusement park, you guys finally arrived home to slump on your couch. after ridding of your jackets and shoes, both of you dropped down to the coffee table on the floor by the couch, not making it to the couch because of how tired you guys were from such an eventful day. your feet were so sore from walking all over that you guys couldnt walk back home and had to catch an overpriced uber. it was a relief, or else youd both call off of work tomorrow due to the fatigue. yet you couldnt realllyy blame anyone else because you were quite obstinate on playing the whole day to take advantage of your time together. youll keep a mental note to do a spa day as a date next time. finding the strength, suna got up from his spot on the floor to fetch some drinks from the fridge. “ah, refreshing!” you say as you took a sip, imitating the tiktok audio. suna smiled at you and squeezed your cheeks. how you both managed to stay awake was questionable. after your continuous rounds of roller coasters and playing all sorts of fair games, you still had some energy. you snuggled up against suna’s shoulder on the floor and glanced at one of your photos on display. and you had an idea. “suna hold on a sec, turn on the tv but dont pick anything yet, ill brb” and you scurried away to your room. suna was too tired to question so he only did what you requested. you came back to your spot with a basket of old films and videos/recordings. “these are ancient, you brought them with you when you moved out?” suna was surprised. “well they werent gonna be used at my parents’ anyways. and who knows, maybe we could watch some!” you smiled. and like that, he felt butterflies in his stomach. you guys have known each other for so long and dated for so long, but you still have the same effect on him. you rummaged through and found old recordings of your childhood. “wasnt that when we entered primary school? you were crying that day because we werent in the same class! you even tried to bribe someone to switch classes with you” your face reddened. you were so attached to suna at such a young age, and him bringing those memories back was a little bit embarrassing. “well i got over it didnt i? i survived. and besides, we saw each other at every break anyways!” you respond. you connected the film with the tv and enjoyed your old times with suna. you both had grown up with each other and experienced your whole life together. the proximity only made you both realize the mutual yearning and took the risky move of going out. safe to say youre both happier and more open with each other after you started dating 5 years ago. ending the night with a memory marathon was relaxing as it was nostalgic. you both giggled and cringed at the variety of clips. “i cant believe you were already looking at me with heart eyes since junior high! look its so evident in your eyes!” you say to suna as youre watching. in the video, you were both only 13 and performing a little skit to convince your parents to let you have a sleepover. and suna was on the side waiting for his turn, but he looked at you with so much love. he knew couldnt deny, he had liked you for so long, it turned into love not long after. he fell first but you fell harder. he just shrugged and squeezed you closer to his side. with refreshing drinks, and a warm atmosphere, both you and suna dozed off as the comforting silence cradled you both to sleep. after such a long day, you were still able to relax and enjoy it with suna. your very first friend, best friend, first love, and last love. its your biggest wish to stay like this with him forever until the end, because no one else made you feel so loved and warm inside.

stop why am i in love with suna

[nishipostitz]

theyre the type of guy to see any hate comments about you, and will retort each one. not a day in your life with him will you be bothered and saddened by a mere social media comment. bc you wont even see them with the way he scans yours and his feed to delete and get rid of those comments. he stays up late to report and block all the haters. if the hate continues on mainstream media, he will do something about it bc nothing will hurt you. he will protect you and make sure you can only think about puppies and ice cream. he wants your life with him to be smooth sailing and that no outside factors can effect your relationship. he is the man that will fight to death to protect and shield you away from the bad.

kenma, gojo, get, kento, kageyama, sugawara, atsushi, ranpo, daichi (hehe lil officer), megumi, yuuji, sanemi, kamaboko squad, obanai (haters are gonna rly get it), atsumu, TENGENNNNNN

i wanna put light down so bad(hes my bbg im sry) but ik hes the one writing the hate comments - not refuting them.

[nishipostitz]

how anime men react to you getting a love letter

haikyuu, jjk, bsd, death note, and demon slayer

tw! none. i mightve forgotten a good chunk of ppl ngl

men who are confident

bro knows that whoever wrote that letter has 0% chance with you bc he is just that confident. he also believes that you wouldnt do anything about the letter bc my my, you already his hottie self as your man 😭😭 but he sees you trying to find out who wrote you that letter and he goes 🤨 this wasnt what i calculated 🤓☝️ and so he follows you to see what you were doing. you went to reject the person. he chuckled and said me 1 them 0

oikawa, gojo, sukuna, tengen, kenma, L, chuuya, ranpo

men who will be dramatic

starts shedding a tear and begs you to not leave him 😫 babe please dont fall for that letter 🙏🙏 i can treat you better you already know that bbg. and then he fakes faint on top of you to get pity points. you only giggle and tell him that he has nothing to worry about hes your bbg

princess gojo again, rengoku, bokuto, atsumu

men who will write back a letter

he is a menace to society. since hes been dating you, he hasnt been on his heart breaker agenda as much as he was before. but hes not complaining. but now, this is his chance to be a heart breaker once again. but not for himself, (is it really?) its more for you. he gripped that letter so hard before you even saw it, read it through and got rid of it with no trace. he then wrote a letter, with his best handwriting rejecting the person. one heart broken, and you were oblivious. he thinks he did a good job 😇

dazai, light, megumi, toji, kageyama, akaza, tsuki, akaashi, daichi, geto (calls them a monkey), osamu, iguro, zenitsu, akutagawa, sanemi

men who will write you more letters

hes in a sad mood now bc someone else has their eyes on you 🥺 so he took it upon himself to be even better and write you more personal and heartfelt letters that will definitely bring the other person to shame. you were surprised to say the least. you werent expecting that many letters from him, but you arent complaining. this is great!

yuta, itadori, hinata, asahi, yamaguchi, suga, nanami, choso, atsushi, tanjiro, kunikida, gyomei, muichiro, giyu, ushijima

men who wrote that letter 💀

hes trying to start drama. we cannot live in peace when hes around 😫. but thats okay! bc you knew it was him anyway with his little pp drawing and that hard to read handwriting. you still love him, but he just needs to do better if he wants to start drama

all the menaces: dazai, gojo, oikawa, inosuke, kuroo, suna, nikolai, tengen if you squint

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megumi is your tutor drabble

megumi x gn!reader

tw! mentions of a snack 💀

you needed help in your english class, and megumi was drafted to help you. you were quite embarrassed to get help from megumi bc hes intimidating and you didnt wanna seem stupid in his eyes (you did). but in reality, he wasnt that bad. you were expecting to get hit at least once, but it never happened. megumi was patient with you in sounding words out and explaining the grammar. it was unexpected bc he wasnt as patient with yuuji (poor soul 💀🙏). with megumi’s help, your grades on your assignments started getting better and you had hope. megumi wouldnt say it out loud, but he was proud of you too. right before your tutor/study session, he was actually strolling around in the stationary isle of a store trying to find something for you as a good job gift. he settled on a cute mechanical pencil that would hopefully motivate you to keep working hard and study so hard the mechanical pencil breaks down (its the thought that matters). but he was also unaware, that in the same store, you just purchased some items for him as well as a thank you gift for his kindness and patience in helping you. so when you both showed up to the designated cafe to study, you were both surprised to see that the other had a gift bag in hand. “oh? isnt it too early for christmas?” “say what you want you cant speak” megumi replied. megumi was happy internally, and so were you. you exchanged gifts before studying “im gonna use this right away and show you how good at english i am!” megumi tried to keep a poker face. somewhat worked? but now his face is a little.. distorted. you found it cute and funny though. he was reluctant on saying the snacks you got him were good. they were in fact so delicious. he offered some to you but you declined. but you both know that youll be sneaking some pieces for yourself during the study session. and whilst you tried to be sneaky, megumi couldnt hold back his smile while sneaking glances at you either.

note: i dont think anyone really noticed tbh, but i was gone for almost a whole year 💀 (11 months) idrk how rhat happened and how i didnt notice. for some reason i was delulu enough to think that i was still uploading new writings bc i kept receiving notifications 😭😭😭 common L for me. but ive just been trying to find myself again and going theough some odd things. im back now for another month and a half before my fall term 😔😔 ive missed writing, but the writers block is lowkey brutal. my apologies if this drabble wasnt very entertaining, i tried 🙏

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since its my birfday, im writing a special 🥳

haikyuu x reader

boys who would come up with a plan with your friends to make your day magical. they would plan out places you and your friends would go to for your birthday. cafe dates, lunch, anywhere. and he’ll be there early and pay for all your expenses. you got a pastry and a drink? he paid ahead for it. his card was on file. you even got your meal paid for. and the excuses were just “oh youre the 100th order” and “on the house” and whatnot. you thought you were the luckiest person there was. to end the day, he would surprise you with himself and shower you with even more gifts. he loves you so so much

notes - inspired by missmangobutt’s recent vlog 😉

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how theyd react to you having someone else as your wallpaper hc?

atsumu, kageyama, tsukki, oikawa, kenma, and bokuto x gn!reader

tw! nothing really. its just fluff. mentions of phone jacking and hacking

atsumu is offended, thank you very much. hes like “gasp!! how come your wallpaper is anyone BUT me?? this is ridiculous!” and youre here smacking your own forehead. damn hes pretty dramatic you think. so you give him some kisses and then take a secret photo of him while hes distracted and set it as your new wallpaper. he whines bc it isnt the best pic(every pic is tsum’s best pic) of him. but you tell ‘im, “its either this or i change it back to what it was before” so he just goes along with it

kageyama/tsukki are baffled bc why have someone else as your wallpaper. they will beat him em up. like both of them will hunt down whoever is on your screen. yall in japan rn? your wallpaper is jaemin from nct? you know he’ll fly to korea and be like “yo jaemin! y/n is mine buddy, back off!” and youd be so embarrassed. but hey, you were in jaemin’s proximity 😍😍

oikawa does not like it. bc hes your one and only, how dare anyone else be your wallpaper besides his amazing self. so he jacks your phone and changes it to a quick selfie he just took to place as your wallpaper.

kenma hacks your phone and changed it to himself(oik is jacking, kenma is full on hacking from a computer ). bro infiltrated your phone… bc kenma is just that good. but not just any picture. its a cute picture you cant even deny or have the heart to change it.

bokuto gets gloomy and depressy. and then he goes around following you “babyyy why not me? pick me. choose me” and youre so confused. until he claws at your phone and starts pointing at the screen do you realize hes salty about someone else as your wallpaper. and so you sooth him by letting him sleep on your lap, then you take a pic of him and make it your new wallpaper. bokuto wakes up as a happy man once again

notes - what i whipped up at 1 am. excuse any mistakes

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kageyama x athletic!reader who does track and field ?

kageyama x athletic!reader

notes - this brings back memories bc i used to run track 🥹writing this as im half asleep, i apologize 🤞🙏🙏

tw! none so far

you guys were not like a hush hush couple, you just didnt flaunt around the fact that you were dating. whenever any of your friends tried to hook you up, you’ll just be like “i have a boyfriend” and your friends will get the shock of their lives when they hear its kageyama. basically, you guys were kinda like the golden couple. both were star players on their teams and you guys just had an intimidating aura. but your were still approachable. kageyama always made time to go watch your meets and you would make time to support him at his games. during your meets, he would sit in the crowds and admire you. the way you’re the anchor of the relay and vaulting team makes him realize how he scored a gem like you. when you run, you make it all look so easy. everybody cheering you on and celebrating when you win the race. when you support kageyama’s games, you always try to be the loudest and most supportive. decked out in all kageyama. with his uniform, a hat with his face on it, and a speaker to cheer him on. kageyama would get all shy and stuff, but deep down he really appreciated how supportive you were. after every game or meet, both of you would go out on a date to really enjoy each other’s presence after a long day. all in all, he really likes the idea of having an athletic lover because they would understand him more, and he wouldn’t feel like he’s all alone when he’s not having a good play day because you would understand him better. kageyama also likes the idea of having a running buddy.

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running buddies

ushijima, iwai, kageyama, bokuto, hinata, and oikawa x gn!reader

notes - ngl, this is really self indulgent bc i always thought like, how come readers are never working out with them? since im a runner, i wanted to write something where i can represent my athletic readers and have the reader actually participate in the activities.. ykwim 😭

tw! none so far. just.. running 💀 lowkey boring. whoops

youre not exactly an early bird, but once you wake up, the adrenaline starts pumping and youre no longer dreading the run. waking up is hard, but once you start running and feeling it in your veins, you’re unstoppable. which is why youre compatible with him! he like to wake up early and go on his runs, and you enjoy the feeling of running. the run just clears your mind and gives you time to enjoy the scenery while everyone else is still asleep. giving you time to appreciate your surroundings and explore new areas. a bonus, catching up on podcasts (totally not canon). and while youre running, your mind is distracted by the man running beside you. he always motivates you to keep going and push yourself. not only has he improved your stamina, but your overall athleticism. getting together with him was a life changer, not only did he make you happier, your life and everything changed for the better. youre healthier, much brighter and just overall happier. but one thing, running is also just really calming and intimate in a way where nothing else can compare.

totally not a canon event bc i started doing my morning runs again my has my life been better. i dread the thought of actually running, but once i start running, i love the feeling. so this is just something i thought of while on a run 😭

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how jujutsu kaisen men get their first kiss

tw! geto x gojo, fluff, crack, kissing?¿ 😭 choso’s brothers mentioned. not taken seriously. not really an x reader or x anyone

starring!!! gojo, yuuji, megumi, and choso

gojo

it was in his second year of high school, there was this pretty annoying fan girl following gojo all around and begging him to date her. one day gojo was fed up and whisked up a plan to get rid of the fan girl for good. “i swear gojo i do not want to be doing this. youre stinky, too!” but gojo was not gonna let up. so he offered geto something ans he agreed to the plan. the plan was; have geto let down his hair and just sit nice on the bench. gojo would write a note and tell the fan girl to meet him under the cherry blossoms. so when the girl arrived, she would see gojo and geto kissing and get the hint “oh this man is taken”. but to geto’s dismay, the bench’s legs were a little unleveled so when gojo say down, geto slid down the bench and they actually kissed. lets say they both cried after that. but geto cried harder 😭

yuuji

he was only in elementary and he was just playing on the playground with his buddies. and suddenly, this really nice girl in his class came up to him and started hanging out with him. yuuji’s really nice so he let her play with him and his buds. when recess was over, they went to their desks to start working on classwork again. the girl gave him a lil peck on the lips and ran away. yuuji was so surprised what had happened and started crying because A) it was his first kiss and B) he didn’t know her that well and he wanted to save his first kiss to someone he actually cared for. so yuuji was a sobbing mess for the rest of class until megumi knocked him out with a textbook saying “i gave him a real reason to cry” he loves him.

megumi

he would rather admit his first kiss was with his demon dogs than admit he never kissed a real human before. poor baby 😔

choso

choso was keeping me entertained with his idea. so basically, he gave away his first kiss to a curse because it threatened him “kiss me now or your younger brothers get it” and without a second thought he kissed the curse. the curse didn’t even want a kiss. it only wanted to eliminate his brothers, but who knew he loved his brothers so much 🤷‍♀️ i love choso jail me

hopefully the gojo one was funny bc i got the idea before my nap and .. hehe

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hi i really liked your 'haikyuu boys seeing you in revealing clothing for the first time'. could you write the same prompt with noya, kageyama, kenma and iwaizumi or whoever u want, really. i apologize in advance if you don't take requests, feel free to reject this

ive actually been wanting requests bc i dont have any inspo to write rn 😭 so this was a god send 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 alright lets go 🤠

IM SO SORRY HOW LATE I POSTED THIS 😭 ive been so unmotivated to write lately 😣✌️

part 2 to ‘how haikyuu boys would react to you wearing revealing clothes’

iwa, noya, kags, and kenma x gn!reader

tw! it’s gonna be suggestive if im being honest. uh the gn!reader turned into a fem!reader in noya’s.. sorry yall. yall im sorry kenma sounds like a perv 😔

iwaizumi

- if im being honest, he goes to the gym regularly

- so hes used to it… but

IWAI SAW YOUR LATS!! and he loves them. also bc youre only wearing short shorts that show off those quads and he just. wow. he loves them. bc yk him

noya

- this man has never seen the real deal

- bc i just know he has posters and magazines

but noya never actually took initiative to see the package for himself. so when he saw you wearing an oversized sweater with booty shorts on, he literally had steam coming out of every pore on his head bc of how flustered he was. yeah kiyoko was his crush, but he never imagined himself to be interested in another woman. especially asahi’s sister 😟. bc how could jesus asahi have a sister like you? noya didnt even intend to look at you. he just so happened to look in your direction when you were walking up the stairs. and asahi noticed.. surprisingly. “i can hook you up man. my older sister has been quite lonely lately. but you have to do something for m-“ noya didnt even think twice. if asahi could help him land a date with you, he’d do it. “asahi hook me up!”

kageyama

- you already know

- this man is so handsome but he has no game

ok so.. to sum it up. he was happily enjoying his lone time, watching highlights from his play, and he heard a noise from outside. it was you, washing cars on the driveway. kageyama was so shocked to see you washing cars, because a, who does this in february, b, why on a driveway, and 3, why are you wearing barely anything. kageyama was literally so flustered, but like why dude… 💀 y/n cant even see you. but yeah…. lets say kageyama dirtied up his parents’ cars so he could see you again………….

(guys im sorry kageyama’s sucked 😔)

kenma

- my bro is literally gaming

- he turns and he sees you walking past his door

*shiver me timbers did i see that right???* he thought. first things first, he was on a twitch stream so he cannot possibly act up rn. and two, why were you in his house? wasn’t just kuroo supposed to come over? but its fine. he got some good views, but he was very flustered and shy. but that really motivated him to win many of his games. after he finishes his games, he went downstairs to see what you and kuroo were doing. kenma couldnt look you in eye after seeing you wear such a small amount of clothing. a tank and shorts. kenma almost got a nosebleed… 😔

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Your writings are so good🤩

this is too nice 🥹🥹🥹 i afyually love you so much 🫶🫶🫶🫶

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haikyuu boys who made time capsules with you

 starring! hinata, tendou, bokuto x gn!reader

tw! drinking in hinata’s and bokuto’s, mention of cemetery in tendou’s. it’s not a bad thing though! maybe? idk..

hinata would be such a cutie when opening the capsule with you. he has a very vivid memory of how you even agreed to make a capsule. the capsule was made 5 years back when both of you were in your third year of high school. you guys had just started dating then. hinata may have forgotten how you ended up making a capsule, but he would never forget what was put inside of it. okay, it might be gross to hear now, but he probably put a piece of a steam bun in there or something. or maybe a snatched hairtie from the coach.. or maybe a cigarette butt, idk, that guy is..... anyways, what you buried inside was nothing that special. just a pencil that hinata had given you when you forgot your pencil pouch at home. some other things, like stickers you would put on your notebook and EVERYTHING. so when you guys opened up the capsule, the amount of memories rushing back inside your heads was enough to make you both nostalgic. and so after that, you guys called up the karasuno team to plan a hangout, even inviting coach ukai for some drinks because everyone is legal!

tendou introduced the idea of the time capsule at first. you were questioning the suggestion, but you were also intrigued. because in your mind, you thought that the time capsule wouldn’t even be stay underground for more than a week or so. but lo and behold, you forgot about it after burying it.... tendou and you weren’t really dating yet. you guys were in the friends but mutual pining stage. so still shy. like c’mon, you guys BOTH know you got a thing for each other, but no one wants to say anything first. aside from that, tendou suggested the idea because he wanted to see where you guys would be in the future when you actually open the capsule. so now as you two are a couple, you came back to where you buried the capsule and dug it out. the spot was not the best because it was really close to a grave site. your high school selves would’ve never guessed the cemetery would expand this much. so you were getting the dirty looks from some people. like ‘have they got no shame doing this is broad daylight?’ and all that... but alas! you got the capsule out and the people around you had released a breath they didn’t know they were holding. inside, you saw a magazine that tendou would share with ushijima. you also found some treats in there. but what you both were surprised to see were his finger tapes. oh the memories 

bokuto was dead beat drunk when he randomly mentioned the idea of the time capsule to you. you had actually forgotten about it. so you dragged drunk bokuto with you to sober him up. surprisingly, he was able to remember where it was. it was no surprise that it would be outside of akaashi’s house though.. but him being drunk and all, you guys decided to reminisce the past. bokuto had snuck out of practice early that day, saying how his mom fell down the stairs- and you both gathered all the things you wanted to bury. bokuto laid out his singular knee pad, a ball pump, a piece of a sandwich, while you had stolen some drunk guy’s alcohol bottle off the street and your diary. bokuto was confused at first, but when you explained why you had an alcohol bottle, he understood. “I wanted to see if we would be able to drink when we come back to dig this out”. so here you were, both cringing and ‘ew’ ing at the old bottle. “I may be drunk, but I know gross when alcohol when I see one” and you both broke out into fits of laughter. 

let me know if you guys want a part two or not!! because I kinda wanna write for more characters, but I've run out of ideas T_T and feel free to request anything! for now, I'm willing to write about anyone and anything LOL

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haikyuu characters x gn!reader

tw! none for now. just fluff

he was the boy your parents wanted you to bring home. before you woke up, he would've already finished making your breakfast. he had opened all the curtains, folded the fresh laundry, and possibly cleaned your bags... he was so fond of you. every little thing he did showed how much he cared for you. in return, he wanted your love, and you were never coming short of that. walking out of the house to your next destination, the car would already be warm or cool for you before you enter. his job was always opening the door for you. on some days, if he's feeling extra generous, he would do the iconic drama seat belt thing.. hehe.... anyways- if you guys were going to classes, he would carry your bags for you while you walk to class and get you seated in class before you leave. if you were shopping, he would push the cart and hold your things. now, moving on to food dates. upon leaving the house, he would rush to the car to open the door for you. then when you arrived, he would get out of the car and open the door for you. entering the restaurant, he would pull out your chair and push it in for you. honestly, he was just really in love with you and you really don't understand how. he has treated you the best out of your last relationships. he was really the ideal.

kita, iwai, daichi, ushijima, kageyama, kuroo, yaku, akaashi, sugawara, asahi, osamu, aran, sakusa, hinata, makki

finals and exams are coming up!! so I haven't been alive nor writing lately, so this post might've been just a sht post.. sorry guys!!

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i like bungou stray dogs, haikyuu, jujutsu kaisen, sk8 ♾️, saiki k, kuroko no basuke, buddy daddies, blue lock, kimi ni todoke, death note, demon slayer, bleach, and sakamoto days

you can call me jelly :p

masterlist

haikyuu

from oldest to newest

suna literally the title is just ‘suna’ 💀

haikyuu duos + you throwing up during a gathering(multi character)

kita as food shop worker (coulve worded it better)

kenma

haikyuu boys reaction to revealing clothes | part 2

how their lips feel when getting a lil kissy kids

reactions after having a dream/nightmare

what theyd buy for your birthday

haikyuu men as brothers best friend series (ip. no actual m.l for this, so its just the first part, but there are links!!)

you or them saying “id give you head”

how they propose

iwa

when youre in public

perfect boys.

time capsule

running buddies

kageyama

how they react to someone else as your wallpaper

birthday special

love letter + jjk, ds, bsd, and dn

hate comments + jjk, ds, and bsd

i love suna

my take on random things haikyuu men do

where they cuddle you!

jjk

how theyd react to your lame joke

jjk men’s first kiss

megumi is your tutor (drabble)

love letter + hq, ds, bsd, and dn

hate comments + hq, ds, and bsd

demon slayer

love letter + hq, jjk, bsd, and dn

hate comments + hq, jjk, and bsd

death note

love letter + hq, jjk, bsd, and ds

bungou stray dogs

love letter + hq, jjk, ds, and dn

hate comments + hq, jjk, and ds