#Both of them are now brickhouses

[ziigee]

Eeeeeeee when did these happen? I had only seen a couple

Hands on shoulder, the other crounching down- my new fave cockles pose

What's the last one supposed to be? Hand in THE ass!

So much married vibes 💙💚

[captain-mj]

What can I offer for another part of Small Switch? A feemor? My tibia? The skull of a questionable sourced Shaman?

Honestly, I loved that little fic! The subtle differences in the characters from their original selves, but they still kept the integrity of their characters! 10/10 fic!

~ Deuteronomy

Ngl I had massive brainworms from this and had to write a second part. Previous part here

After the little incident, Soap took a while to calm down. He hadn't necessarily been angry, even though no one believed me. He'd rather die than suffer through the humiliation of admitting Simon scared him.

Simon. Cute little guy who bleached his hair and didn't talk about himself much and apparently walked silently. Every time he made a sound was on purpose. For Soap he was now realizing. Probably other guys too, but around him specifically, he was always extra loud. Soap had considered it annoying. A sign that he was too comfortable around him. But now he realized it for his comfort.

It set him on edge. Ghost could sneak up on him any time. An unnerving presence that Soap just didn't pick up. How terrifying.

How... weirdly attractive.

All of these feelings made Simon's expression that much worse. The way he laid on the floor, blood smeared on the bottom half of his face, eyes wide and vacant. It bounced around his skull to remind him how awful he was. How much of a monster.

And the worst part?

Soap wanted to apologize.

To Ghost.

The FNG.

He always did when he forgot himself. Usually clearly forced. Apologies were said through gritted teeth full of something just to the left of hate and down from malice.

But he wanted to this time. Wanted to ask Simon to forgive him. As if that was possible.

Soap sat in Price's office, leg shaking. They weren't speaking. Didn't have to. Price could yell and scream all he wanted, but they both knew Soap couldn't change his fear response. That it was Ghost's fault for getting comfortable. For thinking sneaking up on him was okay.

Price would still make him apologize.

His phone buzzed and Price checked it, huffing like he saw something amusing. He flipped the screen around to show Soap Simon's bright and smiling face. His face had been cleaned and his lip clearly wasn't as bad as Soap originally thought. Simon also had his hand on shot, giving a thumbs up.

"Just a few bruises, he's fine. You can stop moping now, Soap."

Soap sighed. "I... didn't mean to. He just startled me." Johnny had turned around, ready to talk. To find something to fill the space between them. But there wasn't enough space between them. If Soap had leaned back, his head would've touched Simon's stomach.

Too close.

Far too close.

Simon's hair still felt so soft in his fingers.

Soap had taken his gloves off to feel the heat from his mug. Just one less layer between them.

"MacTavish." Price broke his thoughts gently. "What's going on between you two?"

"Nothing." Soap told the truth. "Unfortunately. You know why I can't Price."

"Rules."

"That too. I guess."

Price clearly was thinking something over and then he chose his words carefully. "If... something did happen... as long as I was sure it was... consensual, I'd look the other way."

Soap nodded. "I understand, sir. But it won't."

"And why not?" Price said it as a friend.

Soap sighed. "He's... too good. Too... soft and squishy."

"He's built like a brickhouse and benches more than anyone here."

"His insides I mean."

Price grimaced. "You know the drill, Soap. Go apologize for hurting him. Try to make it genuine."

Soap nodded and stalked off, sure to add angry flourish so the rookies would rush off.

Simon had already went to his room apparently. He was still a sergeant so he stayed with the rest of them. It bothered Soap a little. Made more sense for everyone in a taskforce to be together.

Funnily enough, this never bothered him when it was just Gaz. But now they were split in half and it was just messy.

Simon was chatting with someone. They looked friendly.

"Sergeant Riley." Soap spoke coldly, watching the other person jump. Both of them fell into formation. Like Soap might scold them otherwise. "Take a walk with me."

Simon nodded and grabbed his gloves, slipping them on as they walked. Skeleton print.

"Don't suppose that's because you're a fan of me?"

"My brother got them for me." Simon smiled at him. Like nothing had happened.

Soap tried to piece together a decent apology. Just saying I'm sorry did not seem like enough.

"I'm sorry for scaring you. I will admit, I lied in there. I was hoping to impress you. I know better. Used to scare everyone on my last base like that. I never... wanted to scare you." Simon looked down at him. His eyes were so big and brown. So soft.

Soap shook his head. "it's fine. It wasn't an excuse for me to hurt you. I actually came here to apologize."

The space between them was back. There were no words to fill it.

"You have any more jokes?" Soap asked him.

Ghost hummed. "What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?"

"What kind?"

"A lamborghini."

Soap made sure his smile could reach his eyes. Simon smiled back.

Too much space.

He wanted to feel his hair between his fingers.

Where Soap was being extremely dramatic, Simon was calm. It was his fault. But he hadn't really been scared of Soap. Soap just... reminded him of someone else when it happened.

Simon held up his hand, making sure Soap could see it, before he put it on his shoulder and squeezed.

"I love working with you, sir." Simon smiled, acting like he didn't just sink his claws into Soap and fill him with warmth.

He stepped away like he had done nothing.

Left Soap with a cold feeling where his hand should be.

-

"You cannot be serious, Soap." Gaz asked, grimacing. "Why can't you handle this by yourself? Or take Price?"

Soap noticed Gaz did not volunteer himself for torture duty. While yes, Soap could do this himself, standard protocol was two people. Price trusted his judgement on this since this was his area of expertise. Gaz was efficient. Soap knew his test scores blew everyone's out of the water. But Simon had never been part of this type of interrogation if his records were accurate. Soap wanted to see what he was working with.

Plus, if it scared Simon away from him for a bit, win win. Simon had gotten comfortable again. Now that he knew Johnny would let him, he touched him casually all the time. It drove him crazy and people noticed. A rookie had joked that Simon touching people was almost as rare as Soap getting touched and now the thought that he was somehow special kept echoing in his head.

"It's okay, Gaz. I went through the same training. I promise to follow everything as I'm ordered to." Simon smiled. He had fucking dimples. The bastard. He looked cute while offering to torture someone with Soap. Treated it with the same respect as if they were going grocery shopping.

Soap tried to convince himself he hoped this would knock him down a peg.

"Start by getting him scared. Rough him up a bit. I'll be right out of his sight." It was a scare tactic. People recognized Soap's mask, so when they dealt with whatever and then saw him, they folded. Usually.

Simon nodded. "So I just... hurt him, right?"

"Yep. If you cut him," Soap really doubted it, "Make sure he doesn't bleed out. Erases the point. I'll stop you if I think you're going to go too far. As long as you slap him around, we'll be fine."

Ghost stepped in the room. His posture straightened and it was clear he was trying to look intimidating.

Soap stood where the guy couldn't see him. He watched him with interest as Simon circled the table of things before settling on a knife. He did a fancy little trick with it before he turned to the man and rolled up the guy's sleeves. Simon pulled a chair and sat down like he was going to give the man a tattoo.

Soap watched, in both growing horror and growing attraction, as Simon slowly and painstakingly made cuts into his skin. None of them bled much as Simon avoided the bloodier parts of the meat.

"Where did you learn that?"

"From 14 to 18, I worked as a butcher. Got real knowledge about knives and meat. That's all we are. Go past the skin and we're not too different from cows."

Simon lifted his head to look at the man who recoiled from his face.

Soap's felt the air rush out of his lungs.

His eyes were lidded, something heady in his eyes. There was a nothingness to his features that made the stern expression from early look nice.

The man's breath sped up and he cringed back even further.

Soap stepped in and got the man to confess. Didn't take much more than pressing the already precision made cuts but he kept glancing at Ghost across the room. He stared like the man was a devil.

Seeing him in this lighting casting dark shadows down his face and the loose empty expression, he looked the part.

Soap gave a standard mission report, leaving out that Simon did almost everything.

Funnily enough, so did Simon's. He described it as informative.

Soap felt like he was being fucked with. He missed something. Clearly Simon was hiding something.

-

One night, after the 141 had went drinking, Soap took Ghost back to his room. The poor Brit was stumbling and holding on to Soap to keep standing.

"Didn't expect you to be such a lightweight."

"Had drank in a few years. I lose the ability to say no." Ghost smiled.

Soap understood the joke. Ghost was flirty. Or maybe horny was a better word. But something about it didn't land right. Made him feel weird.

Ghost tried to open his door and found it locked. He checked for his key and came up empty.

"Fuck. I must've dropped it." Simon looked at him. "What should I do?"

Soap pulled a lockpick he kept on himself out and got to work.

"Why do you carry that?"

"In case I get captured."

Simon did not press. He just nodded and smiled liked Soap had done something funny. Drunkenly, he watched Soap unlock his door and pull him inside.

"There. Now, sleep this off. You still need to be up bright and early."

"Gonna miss me if I'm not?" Simon asked, looking at him a little too seriously. He slipped off his gloves. Soap was very aware of the fact the door was open.

"I'm going to ignore your insubordination this once, Riley. Go to bed."

Simon groaned softly and his head fell back. "Don't be like that. I know we're friends." He slipped his jacket off his shoulders. It revealed his arms and Soap felt like Victorian woman seeing those shoulders get unraveled. Simon rolled his shoulders.

"Don't do friends."

Simon glared at him. That heady, dark look came back. "Right. Lone wolf." He dropped his jacket.

Soap looked at his arms again. He had tattoos on both his forearm. One of them was a patchwork tattoo, full of dozens of little "hardcore" tattoos. The other was flowers. Dozens of different kinds. They started at a place along his inner wrist where the veins were and trailed off to his fingers or up his arm.

"Do you like them? Every time I'm home, I get another tattoo."

"They're nice. Clearly well taken care of."

Simon smiled at him and sat down on his bed. "Yeah." He pulled off his shirt. More tattoos. The flowers wrapped around one of his collar bones. The patchwork tattoos flowed down his chest. Some of the ones further up were from bands or things that Soap recognized as from missions. Like the bomb they had to defuse, a safehouse, a few dates even. Soap wasn't sure if he should recognize them or not.

Soap blushed but his mask covered it up. "Can I get a closer look?"

Simon nodded. "Know you're an artist. Saw you drawing."

"Don't do that anymore."

"Liar. Your notes from meetings are covered in doodles." Simon moved so his arms were out. Soap looked along the delicate linework. The ink swirled in some places, making gorgeous designs.

"What's wrong? You're making a face." Simon mumbled, tilting his head to look at him better.

Soap brushed his thumb over the scars under his skin They were peppered over his skin. Cuts like he had been in a knife fight, burns and what he could only assume were bites from wild animal. "What's this from?"

"I was a dumb teen." Simon fell back into the bed, looking up at him. Soft underbelly on display. He had a few scars there too. Mostly cuts but also more burns and scratches.

Soap swallowed. "Go to sleep."

"Yes, sir."

He stood up slowly and turned around.

Simon's key flashed on the floor.

Soap stared at it. The way it was on the floor, it looked like it had been shoved through the door and then when Soap picked the lock, the door shoved it.

Their doors were set up so they could only be locked and unlocked with their main key and the master key. So if Simon shoved his key under his door, he would have to wait until the office opened up in the morning to get in his room.

Or.

Soap would let him.

He tried to brush it off as Simon planning on not going to his own room that night, a little overconfident in his ability to flirt.

But he hadn't wandered away from them all night.

Hadn't wandered away from Soap that night.

Soap flushed down to his toes and fled.

It was starting to occur to him that as little as everyone here knew Soap. They may know even less about a certain Simon Riley.

Why would he have so many scars? He had mostly been a sniper. This was his big break to be closer to the fight.

And some of them looked old. He was only 24.

Why the hell would a 16 year old get in a knife fight?

Who the hell was Simon Riley?

[tewwor]

🍒 huntershowl and also harerazor >:3

send  me  🍒  +  a  url  and  i  will  write  some  positivity  for  them — @crowshoots @huntershowl @harerazor

now, you might wondering why i gathered yall here today ... it's highkey because a) rio asked like a lovely friend does b) i literally met Both of you through raine HWOIEGAHOWIGHAWG

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[bitterarcs]

In lieu of a logical and reasonable explanation, the Turk defaulted by flashing his goods — surprisingly white and straight teeth with lips pulled wide into a smirk demonstrating both confidence and amusement. A trademark look was deemed such for a reason, and while a lesser man would be mortified or flounder over their words like some Cosmo Guppie during a drought, the truth ( and often a smile accompanying it ) did wonders to win people over. Tseng was a tricky matter, rather a tricky person who was not easy to win over . . not easy to do much with, in truth.

A stern man who only grew even more solemn and no nonsense after taking lead of the elite Turks, Reno struggled to get anything out of onyx haired man beside severe expressions and orders. More luck in the repartee department was found in the company of the President oddly enough. Tseng was one of them but still so far beyond his reach. Then again, Reno thought much the same about his best friend and partner when they first met.

He cracked the nut that was Rude, and said nut was currently handcuffed and missing a shoe. Scarlet haired companion was in far better shape despite being the one to lug the behemoth of a man. Yes, while he was very capable of shoving those AVALANCHE fools into the dirt, carrying a brickhouse of a Turk was another matter entirely. Reno took the moment to breathe, of course grin, and balance his partner carefully in order to wipe the accumulation of sweat on his brow.

(  ❛  Got a bottle of cognac at my place if you wanna level the playing field, sir. Better yet, stay sober and help me with his oaf, will ya? ❜  )

Now that would be a sight to behold — Tseng plastered and maybe in a good mood. He hadn't expected to stumble across their superior by chance outside the ShinRa housing complex much less receive such a response. Funny enough, for a split second he experienced dread as if they had been caught doing something heinous during work hours. Rude would definitely be embarrassed come morning time however.

(  ❛  In case you were wondering, I am not responsible for any of this. Am looking for a misplaced key though . . ❜  )

        ❛ i'm not drunk enough for this. ❜ @ceaselxss         (   is this a love confession, tseng ?  )

[justinmitchellfan12]

Part 106 of the mercariana/ MERCMAIA love story with tons of smut warning ⚠️ of mercedes varnado grande X Ariana grande and mercedes varnado grande X maia Valencia of the mercmaia love story

The same day of August 7 of 2046 as everyone is backstage as they are heading towards the shared locker room as britt baker catches up to them " hey maia, I love how you came out there to save me and give me a big fat kiss to which I'm pretty sure it made your girlfriend super jealous says Britt baker " you're welcome and it did make my girlfriend so jealous and instead of cosplaying as catwoman for the comic-con tomorrow, how about instead I cosplay as Deadpool baby girl says maia " sounds good to me baby says mercedes as everyone enters the shared locker room " I have a feeling that you are going to make me put on the very sexy Deadpool costume to do a bit of a fashion show for you baby girl says maia as they both sit on the couch as mercedes grabs her phone from the coffee table

" I might make you put on the secy Deadpool costume to give me a bit of a fashion show when we get back to the penthouse suite baby says mercedes " can I ask you a question maia says britt baker " what is your question britt " can I be in your corner for your non match against kamille brickhouse love says britt baker " that's up to my girlfriend britt says maia " your on-screen girlfriend can be in your corner for your match as I'll be in kamilles corner next week and i just don't want to make you lose or distract you to kamille next week baby says mercedes " I know but you have to distract or make lose to your bodyguard, are you afraid that you'll regret it cause it might make me angry baby girl says maia

" that's what I'm afraid of and ill regret baby says mercedes " honey, it's part of the show next week, I won't be angry, I'll still love you no matter what baby girl says maia as she reassures her girlfriend " i love you too baby says mercedes as she smiles at her girlfriend and maia smiles back " now were you about to post the pics on your Instagram account baby girl says maia " yes I am baby says mercedes as she logs onto her Instagram account and she adds the pics to her Instagram post

And mercedes adds the rest of the pics and then she posts 20 pics on her post on her Instagram account and she gets lots of likes and tweets on her Instagram posts and she then logs out of Instagram and she heads towards the suitcase and she puts her phone in the pouch of the suitcase " let's head back to our penthouse suite baby says mercedes " I'm gonna get back to my girlfriend who is waiting for me in my locker room says britt baker " who is your girlfriend britt says kamille " my girlfriends name is Taylor swift and I have mercedes to thank for that says Britt baker " are you and your girlfriend going on another date love says maia " yes we are and I might ask her to move in with me if she doesn't say no to that says britt baker

" by the way kamille, just so you know, britt baker does not handle rejection well ever since her ex girlfriend either cheated on her or broke up with her says mercedes " why don't you handle rejection that well says kamille and britt baker explains and about 20 minutes later kamille understood why britt dosent handle rejection well " I understand what your saying and don't keep your girlfriend waiting any longer britt and do you two lovebirds want me to take you two back to the hotel says kamille as britt baker leaves the shared locker room as both maia and her girlfriend mercedes grabs their suitcases " that's okay, my girlfriends personal driver will be taking us to the hotel says mercedes " wait, your girlfriend has people working for her says kamille as they all leave the shared locker room as they head to exit the building

" are you really surprised that I have people working for me and you know I pay them with respect and I pay them money says mercedes " what are their names says kamille " Britney Cooper harper is my personal driver, Taylor hill is my personal assistant amd her wife is gisele bündchen hill, Abigail fox is my personal trainer, Brad Smith is my second personal driver, I had a personal chef who i fired for not feeding my puppy named ace in the backyard and a personal shopper who i sometimes paid her 300$ for buying me groceries and her name is naomi Campbell says maia " who is your personal trainer married to and the same for your personal driver says kamille " my personal driver is married to stella maxwell harper and my personal trainer is married to megan fox and I have a personal pilot says maia

" amd my personal driver Britney Cooper harper sisters are lias ribeiro and bruna lirio and her parents are Elizabeth Turner harper amd christen harper says maia " interesting and how much do you pay your staff says kamille " i pay my staff 200 to 300$ and by the way what kind of car do you drive kamille says maia " I drive a Camaro amd do you want me to show you a pic of the car that I drive says kamille " i want you to show me as well kamille says mercedes " I'm going to show both you amf your girlfriend a picture of the car that I drive boss says kamille as she pulls her phone out of her pocket and she finds a picture of her car and she shows the pic of her car to maia and her boss mercedes

" that is a lovely car kamille says mercedes " what my girlfriend said says maia " thanks and I bought this car a while back says kamille as they exit the building " how much did you pay for the car kamille says mercedes " I paid 560,000$ for the car says kamille " you outta see my girlfriends car collection says mercedes " maybe I'll see your girlfriends car collection some day and how big is your garage maia says kamille " I have a big garage and I have about 20 cars in the garage so that's why I have a bug car collection and I also gave my girlfriend the bmw says maia " and i love driving the bmw baby says mercedes " oh i know you do baby girl says maia as they exit the building

" I'll see you guys later, im going to my camaro says kamille as she goes to her car as mercedes and her girlfriend head to thr car where maias personal driver Britney Cooper harper is waiting in the car " do you mind if I ask your bodyguard one more question baby girl says maia " go ahead baby says mercedes " hey kamille, I have one more question to ask you says maia as kamille turns her attention to maia " what is the last question that you have for me maia says kamille " how long have you had the car says maia " I've had the car for 12 years since I bought it 12 years ago before your girlfriend asked me to be back in aew says kamille and a few seconds later as they head towards the car once more and a few minutes later as they arrive back at the car

As Britney Cooper pulls gets out of the car and she heads towards the backseat car door and she opens the car door for her boss and her girlfriend " thanks for opening the car door for us Britney says mercedes " you're welcome ma'am says Britney Cooper harper as maia hands 280$ to Britney Cooper harper and Britney Cooper harper takes the money from her boss " thanks for the money boss says Britney Cooper harper " you're welcome and can you take me and my girlfriend to the hotel says maia " I'll gladly take you and your girlfriend to the hotel boss says Britney Cooper harper as both maia and her girlfriend get in the car as Britney Cooper pulls closes the car door and she gets back in the driver's seat and she puts her seatbelt on " how's your wife stella maxwell says mercedes

" she's real good and I've been satisfying her whenever I can and I really want to have kids with my wife says Britney Cooper harper " you can ask her if she wants kids and also ask her if you want to breed her says mercedes " I'll ask her when I head back home ma'am says Britney Cooper harper " does she let you be in charge when you two make love Britney Cooper harper says maia " most of the time boss and I tell my wife if she wants kids cause we've been married for 15 years says Britney Cooper harper " then take the res of the day off and tomorrow me and my girlfriend are flying in my golden private jet to go to San Diego California for the comic-con tomorrow says maia " brad Smith will take you to the comic in the limo right boss says Britney Cooper harper

" that's right and Alex Morgan is the pilot that will fly me and my girlfriend to the San Diego California airport hanger where David's brother Brad Smith will be waiting for me and my girlfriend with the limo says maia " how do you know Brad Smith Britney Cooper harper " he was my boyfriend for 2 years until I realized I was only happy with girls and that's when I met my wife Stella maxwell ma'am says Britney Cooper harper " you and your wife got married 15 years ago, have you and your wife ever had time to take a break and decide to have kids says maia " both of us have been busy from work that we haven't had time boss says Britney Cooper harper " you have the day off tomorrow and what time does your wife get home from modeling says maia " around 2 to 3pm boss says Britney Cooper harper

" you could tell her when she gets home from working tomorrow Britney says mercedes " sure thing ma'am and tomorrow I'll ask my wife if she wants me to breed her right then abd there tomorrow and I'll also ask her if she wants kids ma'am says Britney as they are 20 minutes from the hotel " does your wife have a day off from her modeling job says mercedes " only on Saturday and Sunday ma'am says mercedes " have you and your wife went on a date says mercedes " it's been a while cause my wife is busy working as a model but I'll ask her if she wants to go out on a date this Friday ma'am says Britney Cooper harper and then 20 minutes later as they arrive at the hotel " you can give your wife a text and tell her that you have something to tell her tomorrow at the house that you and your wife live in together says maia

" I'll ask her by text boss says Britney Cooper harper as she pulls into a parking spot and she puts the car in park and then both maia and her girlfriend get out of the car and maia closes the car door as mercedes heads towards the back of the car and she opens the trunk and she grabs her and her girlfriends suitcase and then she closes the trunk and maia pays Britney Cooper harper and extra 280$ and Britney Cooper harper takes the money for a second time from her boss " thanks for the money boss says Britney Cooper harper " you're welcome and this money is enough for a date for both you and your wife and you have saved tons of money haven't you says maia " I've have over 800,000 dollars in the safe boss says Britney Cooper harper " it's important to save money but it doesn't hurt to buy something nice for both you and your wife says maia

" I'll buy something nice for me and my wife before I head back to the house boss says Britney Cooper harper " tomorrow, you'll just take me and my girlfriend to the airport hanger and after the you'll head straight back to the house to have the day off okay says maia " sure thing boss, I'll drop you and your girlfriend off at rhe airport hanger boss says Britney Cooper harper as maia grabs her suitcase and both her and her girlfriend head towards the entrance of the hotel as Britney Cooper harper pulls away and she heads to buy something nice before heading back to the house " let me guess, she's going to buy something nice before heading back to her wife at the house baby says mercedes " she is baby girl and do you want me to show the sexy Deadpool outfit and give you a bit of a fashion show baby girl says maia

" yes baby and i want you to very sexy pose and then after you have given me a bit of a fashion show of you in the sexy outfit, I want to take it off you as well as you'll take this very sexy cowgirl outfit off of me papi says mercedes " oh i will baby girl says maia as they enter the hotel and they head towards the elevator to go to their penthouse suite and they both arrive at the elevator and mercedes presses the up button and the elevator opens and they both enter the elevator and maia presses the top floor button and about a couple minutes later as the elevator arrives at their floor and they both step out of the elevator and a couple minutes later as they arrive at their hotel room door and maia takes the room key out of her pocket and she goes to unlock the door

And maia unlocks the door and she opens the door for her girlfriend " after you baby girl says maia " thanks baby says mercedes as she enters the hotel room as maia does as well and they both set their suitcases to the side and mercedes grabs her phone from the suitcase as maia closes and locks the front hotel room door " do you have the sexy Deadpool costume in the closet in the bedroom baby says mercedes " I do baby girl and let's head towards the bedroom and I'll show the sexy Deadpool outfit that I'll be wearing to give you a bit of a fashion show by doing sexy poses for you baby girl says maia " oh I'll be drooling and very turned on when you'll do sexy poses in the sexy Deadpool costume baby says mercedes

" why am I not suprised at that, you always drool and also very horny with me baby girl says maia " you got that right daddy says mercedes seductively to her girlfriend as they both head towards the bedroom and a few minutes later as they both enter the bedroom " sit on the edge of the bed while I go in the walk in closet to put on the sexy Deadpool outfit baby girl says maia " sure thing papi says mercedes as she sits on the edge of the bed as maia enters the walk in closet and about a few minutes later as maia has on the sexy Deadpool costume " do you have the costume on daddy says mercedes " I do baby girl and I'll show when I exit the walk in closet baby girl says maia " go ahead and show me the outfit and ill try not to get so horny, wet or drool daddy says mercedes seductively

" oh you'll do all those things you just said once I exit the walk in closet baby girl says maia as she exits the walk in closet and does a sexy pose in front of her girlfriend making Mercedes drool a little as she so very turned on and very wet in between her legs as her eyes is now so very dark with lust and desire " do a few sexy pose before I take off your costume daddy says mercedes as she licks her lips " it looks so tight on you and i can see your bulge daddy says mercedes as she stares at her girlfriends bulge " do you want my dick mommy says maia as she does another sexy pose in front of her girlfriend making Mercedes get even more horny and more wet between her legs

" can I please pull down the zipper and pull out your dick daddy says mercedes as she pulls her girlfriend closer to her and she grabs her girlfriends covered bulge making maia moan in pleasure as mercedes gropes her girlfriends covered tits " if you want my dick then pull down the second zipper that i had especially made for you to pull out my dick mommy says maia as mercedes pulls down the zipper and then she pulls out her girlfriends huge thick 36 inch dick " your dick continues to grow in inches and i fucking love it papi says mercedes as she grabs her girlfriends soft 36 inch dick " actually take off the outfit cause I don't want to get warm juices on it daddy says mercedes as she unzips maias costume " sure thing mommy says maia

And a couple seconds later as maia takes off the Deadpool outfit and tosses it on the rug next to the chair as she is now fully nude and mercedes grabs her girlfriends dick and she strokes her girlfriends dick as Maia bends down towards her girlfriend " unhook my top cowgirl bra from the back daddy says mercedes seductively as she wets her hand with her tounge and she grabs her girlfriends 36 inch dick once more as maia starts to get very hard as she unhooks the top part of her girlfriends sexy cowgirl outfit and maia takes off the top part of her girlfriends outfit as mercedes is now toppless and maia tosses the top part out the outfit next to the sexy Deadpool costume on the rug as her very huge thick 36 inch dick is now so very hard and mercedes gets off the edge of the bed and she gets on her knees

" I'm in charge daddy and i want you to calk me mommy throughout the entire love session daddy says mercedes " yes mommy and please suck my dick and make me cum in your mouth mommy says maia as she moans as mercedes licks the tip of her girlfriends dick making maia moan in pleasure once again " what if your wife shows up at the wrong time while we are fucking mommy says maia as she moans " she's not and besides we both texted yesterday and she wants to spend some time with me at the comic-con tomorrow in San Diego and she still has no clue that I'm cheating on her daddy says mercedes as she kisses the tip of her girlfriends dick making maia moan very loud in pleasure

" suck my dick mommy says maia as she begs her girlfriend to suck her dick " oh I'm going to and I'm going to give you a real good blowjob daddy says mercedes as she puts the tip of her girlfriends dick in her mouth and mercedes starts sucking on her girlfriends dick real good as maia moans loud in pleasure and mercedes goes even deeper on her girlfriends dick as she bobs her head back and forth on her girlfriends dick making maia moan even louder in pleasure and then mercedes pulls away from her girlfriends dick and she gets up to her feet and maia takes off the rest if her girlfriends sexy cowgirl outfit and mercedes turns around and she leans down towards the bed as she sticks her ass out towards her girlfriend as maia gives her girlfriends ass a very big smack

Making mercedes moan very loud in pleasure " fuck my ass real good and then I'll give you a real good blowjob in the chair daddy says mercedes seductively as she jiggles her ass in front of her girlfriend making maia bite her bottom lip as her dick starts throbbing and she gets behind her girlfriend and she grabs her girlfriends hips " with pleasure mommy says maia as she sticks her dick in the entrance of her girlfriends ass " slam your dick inside my ass daddy says mercedes " yes mommy says maia as she slams her entire dick all the way inside of her girlfriends ass making mercedes scream very loud in pleasure as maia hits the spot inside of her girlfriends ass " I want you to dominate my ass until I tell you to stop daddy says mercedes

" yes mommy says maia as she starts pounding on her girlfriends ass making mercedes scream and whimper very loud in pleasure as maia pounds her girlfriends ass even faster and harder hitting the spot multiple times making mercedes scream even louder in pleasure " keep fucking my ass even harder daddy says mercedes " oh i will mommy says maia as she thrusts even much faster inside if her girlfriends ass as she does very fast strokes inside of her girlfriends ass as mercedes moans even much louder in pleasure as she grips the bedsheets as she loves how hard her girlfriend is pounding her now stretched out ass " more daddy says mercedes and ill tell you to call me whore in a bit daddy says mercedes

" I love calling you a whore mommy says maia as she does 5 very deep thrusts inside of her girlfriends ass making mercedes let out a very loud high pitch scream at the top of her lungs like a little girl " oh i know you do daddy says mercedes and a few minutes later as mercedes tells her girlfriend to stop and maia stops and she pulls her dick out of her girlfriends ass " go sit in the chair daddy says mercedes as she turns around and faces her girlfriend as she sexually smacks her girlfriends very huge hard thick 36 inch dick making maia moan very loud in pleasure " as you command mommy says maia as they both head towards the chair and mercedes sexually pushes her girlfriend on the chair and she's gets back on her knees once more and she gets in between her girlfriends legs and she puts her girlfriends dick in between her tits

And mercedes puts both of her tits together and she thrusts up and down on her girlfriends dick as Maia moans in pleasure as she watches her girlfriend do her thing and about 15 minutes later as mercedes grabs the lubricant bottle from the nightstand drawer and she pours some lubricant on her girlfriends dick and on her own tits and she sets the lubricant bottle down and she grabs her girlfriends lubed up dick and she starts stroking her girlfriend making maia moan very loud in pleasure and mercedes strokes her girlfriends lubed up dick even faster making maia moan her girlfriends name out loud in pleasure and mercedes feels her girlfriend get closer smd closer to her orgasm and a few minutes later

as mercedes takes her girlfriend to the edge of her orgasm and mercedes gets in her girlfriends lap as they do the lap dance as mercedes sticks her girlfriends entire dick all the way inside of her very soaking wet pussy and maia feels how wet her girlfriend is for her " you love getting wet for me don't you mommy says maia " oh you know it daddy says mercedes seductively to her girlfriend as she starts straddling her girlfriends dick inside of her pussy as maia moans in pleasure as mercedes smashes her lips onto her girlfriends lips as they aggressively French kiss with tounge as mercedes continues to straddle her girlfriends dick a bit faster as maia moans through the kiss and a few seconds later as mercedes bites down on on her girlfriends bottom lip

and she pulls away from the kiss with a pop as she straddles her girlfriends dick even faster taking her girlfriend to the edge if her orgasm yet again " please make me cum inside of you mommy says maia " oh I'll make you cum inside of me daddy says mercedes as she grabs her girlfriends throat amd squeezes making her girlfriend moan in pleasure " but i want you to beg me to cum inside of me daddy says mercedes as she starts bouncing on her girlfriends dick as Maia moans in pleasure " please let me cum inside of you mommy cause I'm close to busting inside of you mommy says maia as she begs her girlfriend as mercedes bounces even harder and faster on her girlfriends dick in the chair making maia scream her girlfriends name out loud at the top of her lungs as they'll do 12 different sex positions

" I love feeling your dick inside of me papi says mercedes as she once again takes her girlfriend to the edge of her orgasm a 3rd time but this time mercedes continues to bounce on her girlfriends dick even faster and harder as she knows her girlfriend is close to busting of cum inside of her pussy " how badly do you want to cum inside of me daddy says mercedes as she nibbles on her girlfriends earlobe " I very badly want to cum inside of you mommy says maia as she begs her girlfriend once again as mercedes bounces even harder and faster on her girlfriends dick as Maias stomach starts to tighten even more due to the build of her orgasm as she gets closer and closer to busting of cum inside of her girlfriends pussy " can I please cum mommy says maia as she begs her girlfriend once more

" not until I tell you to cum inside of me daddy says mercedes as she quickly turns around with her back towards her girlfriend as she does the reverse cowgirl sex position and she puts her hands on her girlfriends shoulders and her feet on both sides of her girlfriend as maia grabs her girlfriends hips amd mercedes bounces much harder and faster on her girlfriends dick as Maia is about to bust of cum as she is about to beg her girlfriend yet again " cum inside of me daddy says mercedes as she pulls away from her girlfriends earlobe as maia busts as she shoots loads of her cum inside of her girlfriends pussy and mercedes loves feeling her girlfriends warm juices inside of her pussy and 3 hours later as they did 3 different sex positions as they both cummed 3 times

as they do 10 more sex positions as they do the Dropbox sex position and mercedes is halfway off the bed as maia gets in between her girlfriends legs as maia rubs her girlfriends pussy with the tip of her dick as mercedes moans in pleasure " I want you to be in charge of me now daddy says mercedes " with pleasure whore says maia as she aggressively grabs her girlfriends hips making mercedes moan and scream very loud in pleasure " I want you to beg me to fuck your pussy real good whore says maia as she slowly slides her entire dick all the way inside of her girlfriends pussy as mercedes moans in pleasure as maia leans towards her girlfriend " please fuck my pussy daddy says mercedes as maia sexually slaps her girlfriend on the face as mercedes loves the slaps from her girlfriend

" keep begging me to fuck your pussy slut says Maia as she slaps her girlfriend on the face as mercedes is loving every bit of it as she continues to beg her girlfriend to fuck her pussy so hard and good and then a few seconds later as maia leans back up and she grabs her girlfriends hips once more and she starts thrusting her dick so hard inside of her girlfriends pussy as she hits her girlfriends g spot lots of times making mercedes scream very loud in pleasure as she grips the bedsheets " faster and harder daddy says mercedes as she moans even louder in pleasure " as you wish whore says maia as she does 5 very hard deep thrusts inside of her girlfriends pussy hitting her girlfriends g spot lots more times making mercedes scream and whimper even louder in pleasure at the top of her lungs like a little girl

" let's fully fuck on the bed daddy says mercedes as she moans even louder in pleasure and immediately feels her stomach start to tighten due to her girlfriend hitting her g spot " we'll fuck on the bed after I make you cum on my dick and partially on my body whore says maia as she slaps her girlfriends hips making mercedes moan even louder in pleasure and a few minutes later as mercedes is close to busting of cum " fuck I'm about to cum daddy says mercedes as she moans very loud in pleasure " then cum for me whore says maia as she pounds her girlfriends pussy even faster and harder making mercedes scream even louder at the top of her lungs as she loves every bit of what her girlfriend is doing and a few seconds later as mercedes busts as she cums so hard on her girlfriends dick and partially on her girlfriends lower body

And maia loves feeling her girlfriends warm juices on her body and she pulls out of her girlfriends pussy as mercedes hates it when her girlfriend pulls out of her " I know you don't like it when I pull my dick out of you whore says maia " you got that right daddy says mercedes as she gets fully in the bed as maia grabs some of her girlfriends juices from her leg and she puts her girlfriends warm juices on her fingers in her mouth and maia moans at the taste as she gets in the bed as they do 9 more sex positions " you taste so delicious whore and get on all fours slut says Maia " yes daddy says mercedes as she gets on all fours and she wiggles her juicy ass in front of her girlfriend making maia lick her lips as she loves what her girlfriend is doing and maia gets in position behind her girlfriends ass

and then mercedes back up towards her girlfriends dick and she has her girlfriends dick in between her ass and mercedes rubs her girlfriends dick in between her ass as maia loves what her girlfriend is doing " dominate my ass daddy says mercedes seductively to her girlfriend as maia stops her girlfriend and she smacks her girlfriends ass very hard a few times making mercedes moan very loud in pleasure " oh I'll dominate your ass real hard and good whore says maia as she grabs the bottle of lubricant and she pours more lube on her dick and she pours the lube on her girlfriends ass and then a couple minutes later as she sets the lubricant bottle on the nightstand and she goes back towards her girlfriends ass and then she grabs her girlfriends hips once more

And she slams her entire dick all the way inside of her girlfriends stretched out ass and she arches her girlfriend down towards the mattress and mercedes loves how dominate her girlfriend is with her " fuck me to sleep daddy says mercedes as she moans in pleasure " oh i will slut says Maia as she slams her entire dick all the way inside of her girlfriends ass once more making mercedes scream even louder then Before in pleasure " I fucking love it when you scream during sex whore says maia as she slaps her girlfriends ass a couple more times making mercedes gasp and moan very loud in pleasure " I want to bounce on your dick after you pound my ass daddy says mercedes as she moans in pleasure

" oh I'll let you bounce on my dick whore says maia as she does a couple of very hard deep thrusts inside of her girlfriends ass making mercedes voice go hoarse as she screams even louder at the top of her lungs like a little girl yet again and then maia continues to pound on her girlfriends ass even harder than before making mercedes scream and whimper at lot more louder as mercedes grips the bedsheets tightly and about 30 minutes later as maia grabs the back of her girlfriends hair and she pulls her girlfriend towards her as they do the helping hand sex position as mercedes bounces back and forth on her girlfriends dick as Maia gropes her girlfriends tits as mercedes moans in pleasure

" I want you to suck my tits after I bounce on your dick and i want to suck your tits as well daddy says mercedes as she moans in pleasure as maia grabs her girlfriends throat very aggressively making mercedes moan loud in pleasure as they do 8 more sex positions and then maia moves her right hand down towards her girlfriends very stretched out pussy " rub my pussy daddy says mercedes as she bounces very slowly on her girlfriends dick in her ass as maia rubs her girlfriends pussy as mercedes moans in pleasure " you love it when I rub your pussy don't you whore says maia as she rubs her girlfriends pussy a bit faster making mercedes moan very loud in pleasure " I fucking love it when you rub my pussy daddy says mercedes as she moans very loud in pleasure

And then maia pulls out of her girlfriends ass and she turns her girlfriend around " lay down on your back whore says maia " yes daddy says mercedes but before mercedes lays on her back maia grabs her girlfriends throat and she squeezes her girlfriends throat as mercedes loves it as she moans in pleasure " who do you belong to whore says maia as she slaps her girlfriends face a couple more times as loves that " I belong and only belong to you and you only daddy says mercedes and then 4 hours later as they did 5 different and unique sex positions as they both cummed so many times as they do 3 more sex positions as they do the cowgirl sex position as maia lays on her back " I want to add an extra sex position before we end sex daddy says mercedes

" sitting on my face while I eat you out whore says maia " two more because you read my mind daddy says mercedes " also I want to give you a blowjob before I bounce on your dick daddy says mercedes as she leans down towards her girlfriends lubed up dick and she looks at her girlfriend " then give me a real good blowjob whore says maia as she gives her girlfriend permission and mercedes licks her girlfriends dick making maia moan very loud in pleasure and then about 2 hours later as it is 10pm as they do two more sex positions as they both cummed 4 times and they do the pushing tush sex position as maia leans down towards her girlfriend as she slides her entire dick all the way inside of her girlfriends very stretched out and swollen pussy as mercedes moans in pleasure

" I love you daddy says mercedes as maia is very deep inside of her girlfriends pussy " I love you too whore says maia as she smacks her girlfriends face with her hand a few times which mercedes lives being smacked in the face by her girlfriend " kiss and fuck my pussy daddy says mercedes as she wraps her legs around her girlfriends waist making maia go even deeper inside of her girlfriends pussy making mercedes moan in pleasure once more " oh I will whore says maia as she does one very long hard deep thrust inside of her girlfriends pussy making mercedes scream and whimper very loud in pleasure as maia smashes her lips onto her girlfriends lips as they aggressively French kiss with tounge once more and maia continues to pound on her girlfriends pussy as she tounges her girlfriends mouth

Making mercedes scratch her girlfriends back hard as maia loves it as she does another very hard deep thrust inside of her girlfriends pussy making mercedes scream even louder in pleasure through the kiss as she immediately reached her orgasm " fuck I'm about to cum daddy says mercedes as she moans very loud in pleasure as maia bites down on her girlfriends bottom lip and she pulls away from the kiss with a pop " hold on a bit longer whore says maia " I'll try daddy says mercedes continues moaning in pleasure as maia pounds even harder on her girlfriends pussy as mercedes tries to hold onto her orgasm a bit longer and about a few seconds later as she can't hold on any longer " I can't hold on any longer daddy says mercedes as she moans and screams very loud in pleasure as maia continues to hit her girlfriends g spot

" then cum for me whore says maia and then mercedes busts as she cums on her girlfriends dick real hard as she moans very loud and about a few seconds later as mercedes calms down from her orgasm and maia pulls out of her girlfriends pussy making mercedes whine at that " I can't keep my dick inside of you all the time whore says maia " I know but i still hate it when you pull your dick out of my pussy daddy says mercedes as they both get on theor side and maia lifts up her girlfriends leg and she slides her entire dick all the way inside of her girlfriends pussy one more final time then lots of thrusting later as they both cum one final time together as they are now very sweaty with very messy sex hair as they are now very exhausted

And they both cuddle for a bit as they catch their breaths " I love you baby says mercedes " I love you too baby girl says maia as they both passionately kiss and a few minutes later as they both pull away from the kiss " do you hate it when your wife pulls of you or when I pull my dick out of your pussy baby girl says maia as her dick now gets soft " I hate it when you pull your dick out of me baby but as for my wife, I used to but now I don't cause your dick is much better than my wife's dick baby says mercedes " is my dick better than your wife's dick baby girl says maia " yes, your dick is so much better than my wife's dick and you fuck me so hard and good baby says mercedes " you keep a lot of secrets from your wife don't you baby girl says maia

" I didn't until the moment I met you and that is when i started to keep secrets from my wife babe and let's continue this conversation in the shower babe says mercedes as they both get out of the bed and they both grab clean clothes from the walk in closet " whenever my wife wants to hang out with me while you are with me, i have to say your name instead of calling you baby or baby honey says mercedes " you know you have to keep me being your girlfriend a secret from your wife baby girl says maia as they both exit the walk in closet and they both head towards the bathroom " I've done a good job keeping us being girlfriends a secret from my wife including me cheating on my wife cause my wife still thinks that you are my friend even though you are my girlfriend baby says mercedes

" you know you have to pretend to be my "friend" in front of your wife tomorrow baby girl says maia " I know and also you'll get to meet her brother and her parents tomorrow cause they go with her when she goes on tour baby says mercedes as they both enter the bathroom " you know the love triangle storyline that we are doing on aew, do not mention that to your wife ever cause she might tell you to end the storyline with Tony khan baby girl says maia " don't worry I'm not going to tell my wife about the storyline and I'm going to keep it a secret from my wife baby says mercedes " I know you'll keep it a secret from your wife and you said that your wife has a brother, what's his name baby girl says maia " my wife's brothers name is Frankie grande and he's married to his husband Hale Leon baby says mercedes

" I did not know that he was gay and what are the names of her parents baby girl says maia " her parents names are Joan grande and Edward butera grande baby says mercedes " did she have an ex husband baby girl says maia as they both get in the shower after setting their clothes on the sink counter " my girlfriend did have an ex husband before I came to one of her concerts and went backstage to meet her baby says mercedes " what was the name of her ex husband and how long was she only married to her ex husband baby girl says maia " her ex husband name is Dalton gomez and they were only married for 3 years baby says mercedes " why were they only married for three years baby girl says maia

" I think it's because my wife caught her ex husband cheating on her with someone else cause he couldn't handle long distances from his ex wife baby says mercedes and a few minutes later as they stand under the warm water " then i guess she didn't deserve him, do you deserve your wife as you are going to divorce her in 6 years baby girl says maia " look, I don't even love my wife anymore, I only love you amd your only cause every time I'm with my wife, we've been having a lot more arguments ever since I came back home to her baby says mercedes " how many arguments have you had with your wife baby girl says maia " too many arguments to count baby says mercedes and then after their shower, they both get out of the shower

and they dry themselves and they do their Hygiene and skin care routine and maia puts on a sports bra and boxers as mercedes puts on a bra and panties " another question, what if your wife asks what we did last night tomorrow baby girl says maia " I'll just make up an excuse to my wife about what we did last night if she asks that question before she goes on tour baby says mercedes " what kind of an excuse and when does she go on tour baby girl says maia " something like we played chess last night and like I let you beat me in chess and ill have to ask my wife when she goes on tour tomorrow baby says mercedes " okay and does your wife know how you stare at me baby girl says maia " she doesn't even notice the way i look at you but her Brother might or might not but she'll notice the tattoo on my throat baby says mercedes

" how long has Frankie grande been married to his husband Leon Hale baby girl says maia " I think they've been married for 30 or 35 years baby says mercedes " I've never met your wife's parents or brother and his husband right baby girl says maia " no you never met them and I'm going to introduce you to my wife's parents, brother and his husband Leon hale of 35 years baby says mercedes " where did Frankie and his husband meet baby girl says maia " no fucking idea, you'll have to ask Frankie grande where he met his husband tomorrow baby says mercedes as they both exit the bathroom and they enter the bedroom " can you show me the sexy green outfit that you'll be wearing at the comic-con in San Diego tomorrow baby girl says maia

" I'll show you tomorrow and I'll be wearing the sexy green outfit that will only cover my tits all the way to my pussy baby says mercedes and Maia gets very close to her girlfriend " well you do get so wet for me and it's also a good thing that I didn't give you any hickeys or otherwise your wife would've noticed a hickey on your neck tomorrow baby girl says maia " that's one thing that we prevented and avoided and if my wife wants to do more than just spend time with her, then I'll have to have sex with my wife when I rather want to have sex with you which i love having sex with you everyday baby says mercedes " and i love having sex with you too baby girl says maia as she pulls her girlfriend close to her and they both passionately kiss once more and a couple minutes later as they both pull away from the kiss

" tomorrow, we'll have to leave a bit early to have Britney Cooper harper only Just take us to the airport and brad Smith will be waiting for us in the San Diego hanger baby girl says maia " that is already ordered the big monkey mascot helmet and told them to give it to Brad Smith for safekeeping tomorrow baby says mercedes " let me guess, to complete your outfit baby girl says maia as they both get in the bed " you got that right baby says mercedes and Maia lays down on her back and lays her head on the pillow as maia lays her head on her girlfriends chest " is your bodyguard coming with us to the comic-con tomorrow in San Diego California baby girl says maia

" yes, she's coming with us baby says mercedes as she falls asleep on her girlfriends chest and maia kisses the top of her girlfriends head and she falls asleep as well and then the next day on August 8 of 2046 at 7:25am as they ate a breakfast early in what they slept in last night and they are now in their clothes for today and then they both grab their suitcases " you ready to check out of this hotel as i made reservations earlier this morning for a penthouse suite in San Diego baby girl says maia " let's go check out and have your personal driver Britney Cooper harper takes us to the airport hanger baby says mercedes " my personal driver will only drive us to the airport hanger and will your bodyguard kamille brickhouse be meeting us at the airport hanger baby girl says maia

" I told her to meet me and you and the airport hanger earlier when I texted her baby says mercedes as they head towards the front hotel room door amd they both grab their suitcases and they both exit the hotel room and maia closes and locks the hotel room door with the room key " I'm going to give the room key to the employee and tell her that we are checking out baby girl says maia " do you mind if I wait for you at the entrance of the hotel while you check us out of the hotel baby says mercedes " you can wait by the hotel entrance while I check both of us out of the hotel baby girl says maia and about 4 minutes later as they both exit the elevator on the floor and mercedes heads towards the entrance of the hotel to wait for her girlfriend and she sends her bodyguard kamille a quick text message

Mercedes: are you at the airport hanger kamille

Kamille brickhouse: i arrived at the airport hanger a bit earlier and I'm amazed at how your girlfriend owns a golden private jet

Mercedes: my girlfriend spent a lot of money making her private jet golden and have you met her personal pilot yet

Kamille: I've met your girlfriends personal pilot and he told me that his name is Alex Morgan

Mercedes: by the way i forgot to tell you that I have a wife who I'm currently cheating on

Kamille: let me guess, your wife is Ariana grande and is she about to go on tour soon

Mercedes: i don't know cause I'll have to ask my wife when both me, my girlfriend and you arrive in San Diego California

Mercedes: I'm pretty sure that my wife will have her brother, his husband hale Leon and her parents with her when she goes on tour

Kamille: I'll meet them with you and your girlfriend and has your girlfriend made another reservation for a hotel suite in San Diego California today

Mercedes: she did and we'll be at the airport hanger in a few hours

Kamille: see you guys when you get here boss

And mercedes ends the text message with her bodyguard kamille and she puts her phone in her pocket as maia lions her girlfriend " did you check us out and I texted kamille and she's waiting for us in the airport hanger baby says mercedes " is she waiting for us in my yet or outside of the jet and by the way i love the very sexy green outfit that you are wearing baby girl says maia "thanks baby and i also love the very sexy Deadpool costume that you are wearing baby says mercedes as they both exit the hotel " oh i forgot to ask, did you check us out if the hotel baby says mercedes as they both head towards the car " yes, I checked us out of the hotel baby girl says maia " when we enter our penthouse suite in San Diego California, you are going to take pictures of me in this outfit won't you baby says mercedes

" I will amd I'll post those pics on my Twitter account cause your wife doesn't even have Twitter at all baby girl says maia " what caption will you use when you post the pics of me on your Twitter or known as x account baby says mercedes " I'll have to think of a caption to use to post the pics of you that I'll take on my phone baby girl says maia and they arrive at the car and Britney Cooper harper gets out of the car as both maia and her girlfriend hand their suitcases to her " I'll put the suitcases in the trunk boss says Britney Cooper harper " I'll pay you when we get to the airport hanger and by the way I'm upping your raise to 320$ Britney Cooper harper says maia as it makes Britney Cooper harper speechless as she takes the suitcases to the back of the car

" I think you made your personal driver become when you gave her another raise baby says mercedes " I'm just speechless and i.. I'm happy tha.. thank you boss says Britney Cooper harper " you're welcome Britney Cooper harper says maia as she opens the back car door for her girlfriend " thanks baby says mercedes as she gets in the car as maia stares at her girlfriend almost exposed ass " are you staring at my ass baby says mercedes " I can't help it baby girl says maia " you know my big juicy ass belongs to you and you only and today I'm going to give you a break from sex just for today only baby says mercedes " usually you hardly ever give me a break from sex baby girl says maia as she gets in the car with her girlfriend as Britney Cooper pulls gets back in the driver's seat

After putting the suitcases in the trunk " airport hanger correct boss says Britney Cooper harper as she starts the car and she pulls away from the hotel parking lot " yes take me and my girlfriend to the airport hanger Britney says maia " way ahead of you boss says Britney Cooper harper as she drives away from the hotel and heads towards the airport hanger " do you think the outfit I'm wearing is a little to revealing baby says mercedes " I think the outfit fits perfectly on you and I love it when you wear something too revealing just for me baby girl says maia " well i do love showing my cleavage to you manly my tits baby says mercedes as she lays her head on her girlfriends shoulder " I love you baby says mercedes " I love you too baby girl says maia as she kisses the top of her girlfriends head making her girlfriend smile

And mercedes looks at her girlfriends lips and she gives her girlfriend a kiss on the lips and maia kisses back and about 2 hours later as it is now 9:20am as they are both nearly at the airport hanger " are we almost at the hanger baby says mercedes " we are 30 seconds from the airpirt hanger baby girl says maia and mercedes pulls away from her girlfriends shoulder as Britney Cooper harper pulls into the airport hanger where kamille is waiting for them and Britney Cooper harper parks next to kamilles car and both maia and her girlfriend get out of the car as maia heads towards the driver's seat window as Britney Cooper harper has the window go down with a click of the button and maia hands Britney Cooper harper 320$ and Britney Cooper harper takes the money from her boss

" thanks for the money boss says Britney Cooper harper " you're welcome and you have the rest of the day off and please speak to your wife about having kids and ask her if you want to breed her tonight says maia " I'll ask my wife those two questions boss and I'm going to breed my wife tonight says Britney Cooper harper as mercedes took both suitcases out of the trunk and mercedes closes the trunk " kamille do you mind taking the suitcases in my girlfriends golden private jet " sure thing boss says kamille as she grabs both suitcases and all three head towards the private jet " by the way, how much did the golden private jet cost to buy maia says kamille " I bought the golden private jet for half a million dollars kamille says maia as they all enter the golden private jet " no wonder you're so very Rich maia says kamille

" yes I am rich and I'm worth over 100 million dollars and my brother's support my career and so do my parents says maia as kamille sets the suitcases to the side " is there a bathroom cause I need to use the bathroom boss says kamille " take a right and head straight towards the bedroom and to your left is where the bathroom is and I'll use the bathroom after you kamille and do you need to use the bathroom baby says mercedes " not yet and I'll go tell my personal pilot Alex Morgan to take us to the San Diego Airport hanger in California baby girl says maia " sure thing baby says mercedes as kamille goes to use the bathroom and mercedes goes towards the couch to wait for kamille to finish using the bathroom

as maia heads towards the cockpit to tell the pilot and a few seconds later as maia enters the cockpit and she looks outside the plane as she sees Britney Cooper harper leaving the airport hanger and heading back to the house " yes boss says Alex Morgan as he starts up the jet " take us to the airport hanger in San Diego California as me, my girlfriend and her bodyguard have business at the comic-con says maia " you got it boss says Alex Morgan and maia hands Alex Morgan 450$ and Alex Morgan takes the money from his boss " do you have a wife by any chance sir says maia " I do and here name is Alexis Morgan boss says Alex Morgan " do you two have any kids and how long have you and your wife been married says maia " we have two kids named sasha Morgan and wade Morgan and we've been married for 28 years boss says Alex Morgan

" how long till we get to the San Diego Airport in California Alex says maia as they are now in the air " probably around 2 to 3 hours boss says Alex Morgan " I'll let my girlfriend know that we'll be at San Diego California in 2 hours says maia as she leaves the cockpit and she joins her girlfriend on the couch

[ambreiiigns]

Ok then now tell me about these sk8 big and little boyfriends? I'm interested by the distinction of big and little, you know? :P

ok after Thee category 5 doubleblack moment and watching tristamp w my brother i'll answer this sk8 ask. then i'll go look at deathnote images saved to my phone to complete the collection of anime i care about

so you will never believe me but sk8. is about. a bunch. of skater boys. we have langa who moves to japan from canada after his dad dies bc his mom's japanese. him and his dad used to do snowboarding together but langa got lowkey depressed after his death and doesn't feel much passion for snowboarding anymore. plus he lives in beachy town now so it'd be impossible anyway

he meets reki there tho. and Oh reki is just like. the sun. they're in class together but didn't really talk (langa doesn't talk much) but they bump into each other while reki's out skating and he gets langa to try it and it just. goes downhill from there

reki takes him to S !!! which is this like super secret skaterz place that opens at night on some mountain where they have races and place bets and stuff. long story short langa finds that Spark he's missed ever since his dad died in reki and skateboarding - as in, yeah sure skating's fun but it's reki that makes his heart beat fast and not the adrenaline or whatever. it's not Skating itself that makes him happy but it's skating With Reki. they're so fucking SWEET. they have a bit of a fight halfway thru the series bc reki has some inferiority complex and langa almost loses the Spark again. it's really sweet. at some point he vaguely talks to his mom abt this fight and she assumes it's about a girl he likes so she asks him. "you LIKE this person don't you" and langa BLUSHES HE'S SO CUTE and says yeah :// so she hypes him up to go talk things out and says. good lird. "show her she's a lucky girl!!" and langa. i am quoting word for word. answers. "what girl." gay people real

and those ^ are the little boyfriends. now the BIG boyfriends ugh !! unsufferable. you got kojiro aka joe and kaoru aka cherry and we meet them at s. in fact they FOUNDED s when they were teens along w adam who's the bad guy in this show and i want him dead. joe is. built like a brickhouse and mildly italian ?? he runs a restaurant during the day and the Gang meets up there a lot he's the sweetest in the world and worries and helps the kids anytime he can i adore him. cherry's gnc af (you're insane) he's pretty as fuck and had a Punk Phase as a kid where he had a couple of piercings and emo bangs and NO ONE has ever looked better EVER but he's Mean but still Cares. when they met adam back in the day him & cherry had a lil somethin somethin going on but he ended up dumping them Both for being boring bc he's insane. i don't wanna talk abt him. so that leaves cherry & joe alone again - which is cool. they've been together since preschool they're the type to bicker and talk shit 24/7 while still always being glued to each other. they're so Horny but they won't fuck. everyone at s wonts them carnally. the kids (by this i mean reki & langa but mostly miya who's like a little shit pro skater they picked up along the way) (shoutout to the icp clown rockstar legend shadow who's the 6th and final member of The Gang) call them mom and dad Frequently and they call the gang "The Kids" an incriminating amount of times (they accidentally adopted two 16yos one 14yo and one 24yo. at age 26)

realizing i don't Know how to explain joe & cherry you kinda just have to witness them. there's this bit where cherry's explaining to The Kids how adam does one of his moves so he skates right up to joe and says "Hello..." in a. weird fucking tone and joe hisses back "You're Too Close!!!" threatheningly like he's gonna fuckin Jump him. there's this other bit during THEE beach episode where joe's flirting w some ladies (he's a manwhore) and miya grabs him pretends that he's his dad and tells him that Mommy's mad !! pointing at cherry who's like napping sexily. and joe actually looks at him and like fuckin whimpers and blushes like a virgin and all he can say for himself is THAT IS NOT YOUR MOM !!!! hello. what was that. also there's the bit where adam fuckin slams his board across cherry's face (?!?!?!?) and joe picks him up like a princess (which he calls him sometimes. princess and pinky and the likes) and gets him to the hospital and THEN cherry sneaks out of the hospital to go to joe's restaurant and falls asleep there and joe looks at him sooo tenderly and says something like "at least we aren't alone right kaoru?" and it's Sweet bc cherry has troubles sleeping but he feels safe enough to sleep around joe..... don't u wanna scream

here look at them. the kids the parents the squad

[maniacwatchestheworld]

So I'm running @battlebotschampionshiptournament and right now we're doing a revival round. Normally I try to keep my opinions on what bots are sexy and not to myself as I don't want to influence the vote. But I think that in this specific case that there are enough participants that are being voted on, and so long as my opinions aren't posted to that account that it won't change things much. Because so far... There are some things that are very entertaining about how things are turning out thus far!

Group 1: It is very funny to me that there are 4 rookies in that group, so it's not surprising that HYDRA is winning by a decent margin! But damn... I like Big Dill and Beta... Like, Big Dill's builder only has one hand, and he's still a really good driver! I can't help but to like Big Dill for that! And why do people not like Beta!? It's a hammer bot like dark horse Shatter! And it has that big ol' honkin' wedge! That wedge is sexy as hell, and so is its big ass fuckoff hammer! One hell of a scary hammer! It's a shame that not many people are voting for Beta! I love Beta! Also poor Banshee with no votes. Makes sense, but still.

Group 2: It's surprising just how well Ominous is doing, and how not well Skorpios is doing! I thought that people like Skorpios! That plow of theirs? Hella sexy. But more people should be voting for Kraken. Kraken is a sexy bot! (Though I think that previous versions of Kraken were sexier than this current one. It has a few problems that it still needs to work out to be my top sexy vote!) But what hurts me the most... No votes for Jackpot...? I LOVE Jackpot! Jackpot is a favorite of mine! I like that it's a budget bot, and anyone who can show me a good time and save money while they're doing it is sexy in my opinion! I like its theming! I just love Jackpot alright! How dare you not vote for my boy like this! ;O; I voted for Gruff because Gruff is the best flamethrower in the game and is built like a shit brickhouse, and I had doubts that anyone else would be voting for Gruff and if Gruff got no votes, that would break my damn little heart! BUT IT ALSO BEAKS MY HEART THAT JACKPOT IS GETTING NO VOTES! ;O; I love two boys! Why can't I vote for them both!? JACKPOT NO!

Group 3: The person who said that this is the most mid group was right lol. And yet this is the group that has the most votes!??? How is the most mediocre group getting the most votes!? How does that math work out!? Weird to see. Almost double of group 2! (Which currently has the least number of votes at 25. Meanwhile group 3 has 49 votes!) Black Dragon is sexy tho. Also shout out to the guy who wrote "gigabyte sweep" into the tags... And then apparently didn't vote for Gigabyte! Gigabyte still has no votes! So people just don't think it's sexy lol! Gigabyte no sweep apparently! :p

Group 4: Probably the most exciting group and the most difficult to pick who to vote for! I am very surprised that Whiplash is presently winning! I didn't expect anyone to want to vote for it and no one said that they were voting for it in their tags or anything! SO surprise surprise! Rotator is still super sexy tho and honestly I felt like I was betraying Rotator by not voting for it and voting for Whiplash instead! I usually vote for the losers! So I'm sorry Rotator! You deserve the win! I just didn't expect Whiplash to be winning! ;O; Also I'm surprised that more people haven't voted for Fusion! Fusion is so hot that it's on fire! I would expect the Whyachi's to all be doing well in this given how popular they are! But apparently not!

So there you go. My opinions as the person running this whole thing. :p We still have a week to go on this, so I could be surprised! But go vote while you still can!

[poly-pan-0118]

Lost In Translation

A cold breeze rolling in from the ocean hit you out of nowhere causing you to shiver. The huge bonfire Bakugou made on the beach had started to die out a while ago but you refused to move from your spot. Honestly, you were still in a bit of shock having been invited out with the 'Bakusquad' 

Yes, you were good friends with all of them but made best friends with Mina your first year in school. Now in college, you'd hangout with them at the dorms enjoying movies and games, but you were never included in their little get-togethers. So when Mina invited you to an impromptu at the beachfront it took you by surprise. She told you that she was tired of being the only girl at these gatherings and needed some female help to reign in all the testosterone. Whatever that meant. Several hours, and several alcoholic drinks later, you noticed how everyone started to break off into their own little pairs. 

She wants me at the party, she wants me at the mall. She wants me in the bathroom stall.

Hey you, I know what you gonna do. I wanna be the person that you do it to.

The radio seemed to blare louder than earlier or it could have been your buzz. It could have been the fact that you were trying to focus on anything other than the couple standing a mere ten feet in front of you grinding up against each other. Mina and Kirishima have been going out since their second year and they sealed the deal on graduation night. You were happy for her. Kirishima was an amazing guy. He was smart, he was handsome, he was talented, and he was probably one of the sweetest guys you’ll ever meet. Watching them together pulled at your heartstrings and it also hurt at times. “Don’t worry babes. You’ll find your Kirishima one day.” She said trying to be comforting when she noticed you down one movie night. You however didn’t catch the wink she gave Bakugou as you turned around or the death glare he shot back at her.  

Girl, I gotta go

I'm finished with the show

If you wanna -  me, I won't say no

T-t-touchin' on my -

While I'm touchin' on your -

You know that we are gonna -

'Cause I don't give a -

Another song blasted from the speakers but you were still able to hear a squeak from Mina as Kirishima’s massive hands grabbed both her ass cheeks, pulling her to grind against him. You felt your face heat up and you were sure it was turning red as you twisted in your seat. You thought it was fucking hot to be honest, but you were not going to be a creep and watch your best friend make out.  You felt your body shudder hearing a piercing scream and looked to your right to find Kaminari and Sero chasing their girlfriends down the beach with a bunch of seaweed. “I guess boys will be boys.” You said giggling to yourself under your breath. 

“They’re fucking morons” You heard a grumble from the left of you. Craning your neck up you saw Bakugou standing next to you. You followed his gaze and watched as the two men caught up to their girls. You started feeling like a creep again as you watched them kissing and groping each other. Feeling secondhand embarrassment, you turned back to Bakugou and saw that he was holding out a bottle of beer for you. “Last one.” He said, shoving the bottle in your hand. “Thanks” you said timidly. Your eyes grew big when you noticed him sitting down next to you. You started feeling nervous and a bit…excited?  Bakugou was an intimidating guy to say the least. He stood six foot two and was built like a damn brickhouse. Still looking at him, you took a big swig and shivered. You couldn't tell if it was from the cold drink, the cold weather moving in or the stare down he was giving you with those intense red eyes. “Tsk, dumbass!” he scoffed. Before you could ask what the hel he was talking about he removed his hoodie and held it out to you. You stared at the garment for a second before you heard him grumbling under his breath and then swiftly pulled it over your head. “Lift your damn arms.” He mumbled. You complied quickly, switching the beer bottle to the other arm. “I swear, it’s like trying to dress a baby” The hoodie practically swallowed you whole. You peaked up at him from under the hood and caught a smirk at the corner of his mouth. You felt his hands still lingering at your hips before he cleared his throat and swiftly sat down next to you. You both sat in silence staring at the dying fire. 

You looked around and found no trace of Mina and Kirishima. You looked down the beach and couldn’t see Kaminari or Sero either and the realization of sitting all alone with Bakugou hit you. Bakugou Katsuki. The man you’ve had a mad crush on for the last three years. You hadn’t noticed yourself drifting closer to his side for warmth because the man exudes pure heat like a walking furnace. You also didn't notice how you were burying your nose into his hoodie subconsciously trying to smell more of him. Bakugou surely noticed. He watched your every move from the corner of his eye, not wanting to show that you had his full attention. Hel, when didn’t you? He all but begged Mina to ask you out tonight. He was tired of waiting around to see if you would join them. So, he had to ask. “Why haven't you ever come out to hang with us before?” Bakugou said, breaking the silence. You looked up to him with furrowed eyebrows. “I was never invited” you answered. Bakugou turned to look at you, his face was mere inches from yours. “What the fu-” he paused for a second and huffed, “Did you need a personal invitation or something?” he asked. You can tell he was quite irritated but not upset. You've seen Bakugou upset before. “I…I didn't know. I didn't want to just assume.” You stuttered your words as you looked down at your fingers twisting a string from his hoodie. “How long have we been friends now?” he asked. “With everyone, or just you?” 

It was a simple and honest question but it triggered something in him. Bakugou always had his guard up. He built walls all around him that took years for the others in the Bakusquad to break through. Especially Kirishima, that rockhead never gave up. You watched them crumble a bit tonight, but after that simple question, you looked into red eyes and watched as those walls slowly started building up again. Fearing you’d never get through to him and lose your chance you had to think fast. Looking down at his hands you reached out to hold one. You felt him tense up but you knew you couldn’t stop pushing or you would lose all your will power and chicken out. “How come you never made a move on me?” you asked him softly. He gripped your hand tightly but didn't pull away from you. Ok, that's a good sign.  You looked up at him and watched his eyes dart back and forth between yours as if he was looking for the correct answer within your eyes. “Truthfully, I never thought you were interested.” Bakugou answered. “What?” You said credulously. Did he really not get all the hints? All the flirting you did in front of him. “Bakugou-”

“Katsuki” he cut you off, “Call me Katsuki” he told you as he moved in closer. The tip of his nose now just barely grazing yours, sending chills throughout your body. One hand still in yours as his other made its way to your hip and squeezed. 

“Katsuki”

It came out as a whisper. Your lips ghosting ever so slightly over his as he moved in closer. Fuck did he love the way his name sounded rolling off your tongue. “Say it again,” he demanded. “Katsu”, is all you managed to get out before searing hot lips crashed against yours. This is it, you thought, this is the moment you've been waiting for. You felt his tongue against your lips begging for entrance as he pulled your body flush with his. You obliged and let his tongue in and it was game over. Katsuki breathed heavily through his nose not wanting to escape the delicious taste of your mouth quite yet. He thought he had made it to heaven. This is what he’s been craving ever since moving into the dorms. Yeah, he knew you from second year but now you were around each other almost constantly, even having several classes together at uni. He got to know you, the real you. And gods if he hadn't started to fall and fall hard. Pretty soon he was wanting to know where you were and what you were doing. He even thought of your well-being, going as far as cooking some hot soup just for you and bringing it to your room when you had caught the flu.

Mina, being the ever-sly woman that she is, saw his pining written all over his face plain as day. She had brought it to Kirishima’s attention who finally talked to Bakugou about it. Kirishima asked him if he wanted Mina to work her magic and try to hook them up, but Bakugou dismissed the notion telling them not to intervene and that they didn't know what they were talking about. So, the two lovebirds did just that. They left them alone and figured they’d both come around eventually. Until then, Bakugou was left to suffer on those movie nights at the dorms, watching everybody couple up and get comfy watching a movie. He couldn't tell you what the last couple of movies were even about because his thoughts were always on you. He always found himself looking over at you, finding you to be sprawled out close to Mina while she played with your hair and your legs seemed to find themselves over Kirishima's lap. He had thought that it was odd seeing how his best friend was dating your best friend. But Kirishima was an overly affectionate person and Mina was comfortable in their relationship and did not think anything otherwise. It’s just the way things were. But damn it if it didn't make Katsuki jealous. HE wanted to be the one playing with your hair. HE wanted to be the one that you laid your legs on. 

Bakugou would always end the movie night the same. He would dismiss himself under the guise of going to bed early which everyone believed. What he really did was lay in bed thinking of how soft your skin would feel under his touch. His hands would wander down beneath his boxers and grab his stiffening cock imagining it was you holding it. He would picture your lips and how they’d feel wrapped around his shaft. Before long, Bakugou’s imagination was running wild, dreaming of all the things he wanted to do with you. He would always cum hard ever so quietly whispering your name then lay still letting reality crash all around him. You weren't there. Bakugou would clean his mess then slowly drift away hugging a pillow wishing it was you and thinking of how to get the courage to ever ask you out. 

But none of that mattered right now. Not anymore. He had you in his grasp and there was no way he was gonna let you go. “You don't know how long I’ve waited for this.” Bakugou said against your lips. “What? Kiss me?” you asked him with a smirk. “To kiss you” he said giving you a chaste kiss on the lips, “To touch you” he said as a hand snaked its way up the back of your shirt where you felt callus fingers run along your spine, “To taste you” he moaned as his lips found their way to your neck where you then felt his hot tongue lick then proceeded up to nibble at your ear lobe.

“Nghh, Katsuki” you mewled as you let your hands wander up the front of his shirt feeling his tight abs and pushed your thighs together trying to stifle a moan. “What are we doing?” Your question came out as a whimper as his lips were leaving his mark on your neck. Pulling away Katsuki looked into your eyes. Fuck, did you not want this? He caught a gleam in your eye and grinned. Hel yeah you wanted this. But what exactly were you wanting? He could faintly hear Kirishima in the back of his head. Come on Kats man, just be honest about how you feel. It’s the manly thing to do.

“ I want you y/n, I want you so bad” Katsuki admitted while watching you standing there in a stupor, your eyes widening. “Fuck not like that. I mean, yeah like that but more than that” he fumbled over his words. “I-I’m not good at talking about this” he huffed. You cupped his face in both your hands feeling him relax under your touch. “It’s okay Katsuki” you cooed at him. Fuck he could had melted in your palms right there. You learned early on that Bakugou Katsuki was not a man of words, but of action. As you gazed at each other, watching the dim flickers of the fire reflect in his eyes, your mind began to put together pieces from the last couple years. When he made you food and brought it to your room because you were just too damn sick to get out of bed. “If I don’t feed you, you’d probably starve to death.” Translation: I made you some food because I’m worried about you. When you were stuck on a subject and he stayed up late to tutor you. “Come on dumbass I don’t have all night to teach you” Translation: Pay attention. I want to see you succeed. 

Katsuki nudged your nose with his. Don’t stop now, tell her. “I want all of you” he told you with a softness gracing his face you never saw before. “I want your mind and your body” his hands found their way back to your hips and pulled you close as possible. “And I want your heart. If you’ll give it to me.” You watched his Adam's apple bob. “You already have mine” Katsuki watched you gasp at his confession. He was on pins and needles as you stayed silent. It was killing him. It felt as if all the missing pieces fell in place. You and Katsuki being the last two. “Y/n, say something, please” 

“Are you saying that you love me Kat?” you asked him. You knew his confession was exactly that, but you needed to hear him say it. It’s something you’ve yearned to hear. A wide grin planted on his face at your nickname for him. “Of course, that’s what I’m trying to say dumbass” Translation: Of course, I love you. 

“I think I’ve been in love with you since Sensei Aizawa’s class,” you confessed, your arms moving up behind his neck. Katsuki’s breath hitched. Fuck that long? “We’re so stupid” he said thinking about all the time he’s missed out on being with you. “We’re together now, so it doesn't matter.” You said before placing a soft kiss on his lips.  “You saying you’ll be mine?” Katsuki asked with a crooked smile. “Of course,” you gave him a peck on the nose before finishing you sentence, “Dumbass” 

Katsuki pulled you into another heated kiss with a smile on his face and shut the world out. Nothing mattered right now. There was only you. So of course he growled when he heard someone calling his name. “Bakubro!” It was Kirishima walking back with Mina in his arms from wherever they had scoured off too. “We should get back, it’s misting, and temps are starting to drop,” he said. You looked at Mina who gave you the biggest grin and look of satisfaction as she watched Bakugou’s arms snake around your shivering body. You haven't even noticed that the fire went out. You were lost in Katsuki’s embrace. His touch alone warmed up your body. The two men grabbed all your belongings as you and Mina made it back to Bakugou’s car. Parked next to it was Kaminari’s. He was talking with Sero and their dates trying to figure out where to get something to eat this late. “I could go for a nice juicy burger right about now. I'm famished.” Mina exclaimed. “I could eat about four of them,” Kirishima said laughing but everybody knew he could actually do it. “What about you y/n?” Sero asked, looking at his phone at the limited options. “I think we’re just gonna head home. It’s getting late.” Bakugou said before you could answer. Kaminari and Sero looked up to see Bakugou standing behind you, his arm wrapped around you. “Alright, alright Kacchan” the yellow haired man said with a smirk. Bakugou gave Kirishima a knowing look. “Can we ride with you guys?” Kirishima asked. “Of course man!” Sero answered by opening the back doors letting the girls climb in then he followed. Letting the huge red head sit up front with Kami. Bakugou walked you over to the passenger door but before you were able to climb inside Mina shouted from the window, “Have fun you two!” She teased, causing a blush to spread on your cheeks. As Kaminari drove away both him and Kirishima sighed, “Finally” then the entire vehicle busted out in laughter. 

The drive back to the dorms was silent but comfortable. Katsuki held your hand all the way there. He parked the car and turned off the engine. Both of you sitting without speaking. Why does it feel so awkward now? “What’s wrong?’ you asked, seeing the distressed look on his face. “I don’t know what move to make next.” he admitted with a huff. “I mean” sigh “I just don’t want to fuck this up by rushing things.” You watched as he chewed the inside of his cheek. “Don’t overthink things babe. It’s not that hard.” you told him. “I can get used to this.” he said with a big smile plastered across his face. You gave him a puzzled look, “Your little nicknames for me” You giggled a little then asked. “What about me? Is there anything you’ve been wanting to call me?”  Katsuki moved in closer, letting his lips ghost light over yours. “You’re my babygirl” he said then kissed you softly. You let a moan escape from your nose and he chuckled. “Mmm, you like that name huh?” he asked, and you kissed him deeper. Your hands running through his hair and scratching his scalp slightly. “Fuck” Katsuki groaned. He wanted more of you, so much more, but he was letting you take the lead. “Take me inside Kat” you told him. Katsuki didn't need to be told twice. He quickly ran to your side, opening the door to have you jump on him. Wrapping your legs tightly around his waist and your arms around his neck. 

Stumbling inside he noticed the others haven't made it back yet. That was good. You both had the entire dorm to yourselves. Pulling himself away from another heated kiss he looked at you. Gods you were so damn beautiful. “Your room or mine?” he asked, breathing heavily. “Whichever is closer” you told him, crashing your lips together again. Katsuki made a beeline for his room. His strong arms held you tightly as he ran with you up the stairs, never faltering once. It turned you on more knowing how strong he was and you were itching to see his naked form. Kicking the door shut behind him Katsuki laid you on his bed, your legs still wrapped around him. His mouth made its way down your neck and he tugged at his hoodie you still wore. “Can I take this off?” he asked. “Same time” you said tugging at his. You both sat up to remove your shirts. Your hands moved to undo your jeans but Katsuki quickly placed his hand on yours. His words got stuck in his throat as he looked over your naked chest. “What’s wrong?” you asked, snapping him out of his trance. “You don't have to right now if you don't want to.” Oh, but you wanted to. “Stop second guessing this Katsuki. I want this” you placed a hand on his cheek, “I want you” 

“Then let me” he said gently laying you on your back. His mouth attacked your neck again then slowly made its way down your chest and finding your breast. He massaged one in his oversized hand while his mouth suckled on the other, his tongue flicking your nipple. He grinded his clothed hard-on against you pulling the sweetest sounds from your mouth. “Katsuki” you mewled. His lips moved lower down your abdomen and his fingers played with your jean buttons. You bucked your hips causing a deep vibration to come from his chest. Katsuki undid your pants and you lifted your hips for him so he could pull them off. “Your turn” you said grinning. He quickly removed his pants leaving him in his dark green boxer briefs. You took a deep breath as you saw the outline of his hard member. He was huge. “Oh fuck” You didn't realize you said that out loud till you saw Katsuki smirk. “All for you babygirl” he leaned down to devour your lips again grinding hard against you. You dug your fingernails into the flesh of his shoulder knowing only two pieces of thin fabric kept him from entering you. His fingers trailed down to the hem of your panties and teasingly tugged. “Can I?” You nodded and he gently pulled them down. 

“Got damn you’re so beautiful y/n” he said looking at your naked form lying before him. You pulled the elastic on his boxer's back and let go, causing it to snap against his skin. “Oi’, that’s gonna cost you ya’ damn brat” Your giggling came to a stop as you watched him palm himself. “Come on Kat, stop teasing” Katsuki smirked, “You think you deserve this after that stunt?” He pulled his waistband down just enough to see the tip and you whined. He thought it was the sexiest thing ever. Your breathing hitched watching him pull the garment down further letting his cock spring up and hit his abdomen. It suddenly dawned on you that this huge thing was somehow gonna try and fit inside you. Katsuki watched a worried look take over your face. “What? What is it?” he panicked. “I-” you suddenly felt embarrassed, “I’ve never done this before, I’m a virgin” 

“What?” he asked in shock. Well, he should have guessed. He’s only seen you date two other guys, one of them being that purple haired freak, but he didn't want to assume. It wasn't his business. “I’m sorry” you said, covering your face on the verge of crying. “Hey, hey” Katsuki said, pulling your hands from your face, “Do you think I’m mad or something?” he asked. “I mean..I don’t know. I’m just scared it’ll hurt.” He pulled you to sit up with him. “I told you we don’t have to do anything.” he said brushing hair out of your face, “I’m happy doing, other things” You placed both hands on his, “But I want to” you said with determination. “If it makes you feel better, I’ve never had sex either.” he said blushing. “Well, not with a girl” 

Your head snapped up and stared at him with wide eyes. Katsuki looked ashamed. He could feel your stare. “I’m bi-sexual okay!” he blurted out looking at you to say something. “That’s so fucking hot” you told him.  Well, I was not expecting that . “Anybody I know? Oh, I bet it was Kami” 

“Fuck no it wasn't that dunce face” he yelled out watching you get excited at the idea. “You're a little closet freak, aren't you?” he asked with a smirk. “Mmm, you like it” you teased, wrapping your arms around his neck again. Katsuki placed a quick kiss on your lips and hummed. “It was Eji.” he mumbled. Your eyes almost popped out of your head. “Kirishima?” you shouted. “Shhh” he hushed you, even though you haven't heard anyone return yet. “It was at a summer camp right before second year. We experimented.” he said shrugging. “Were you top or bottom? Was he big?” you giggled. 

“Oi’ that’s it.” Katsuki said, flipping you over on your front. You let out a yelp as you felt a smack on your left ass cheek. “That’s for snapping my waistband” he said before quickly smacking your right, “That’s for talking about another guy's dick” You moaned loudly and pushed your ass up in the air. “Fuck, you like that baby?” he asked, pulling your hips up to meet his. He grinded hard against your naked sex, his hard cock still in his boxers. “Please Kat” you cried out. “Oh fuck. I love hearing you beg for me.” He said leaning down to kiss along your back. “Okay baby, I’ll give you what you want.” He helped you roll back over onto your back and stood up to remove his boxers. You started salivating looking at the man standing above you. You sat up and ran your hands along his ripped abs and over his pecs. Your hands trailed down to his cock. The tip was a dark pink and already leaking some pre. You gently grabbed his shaft rubbing your thumb over the top spreading the sticky mess around. Hearing the moans escaping his mouth gave you encouragement to go further. You leaned down and took the head of his cock in your mouth. “Oh fuck” Katsuki gasped throwing his head back. You let your tongue circle around the tip then swallowed as far as you could before you started to gag. “Fuck, fuck” Katsuki hissed. “Do you like that Katsu?” You asked. “Gods yes babygirl” he said looking down watching you struggling to take him all. “Oh gods you look so beautiful sucking me baby.” Katsuki watched your hand move between your legs and moaned again. “Fuck baby lean back. Let me take care of you.” 

Katsuki settled between your legs and kissed you passionately. His fingers found their way between your wet folds. “You're soaked,” he said, nibbling at your bottom lip. Bringing his fingers up to taste them he moaned then pushed them inside your mouth. You let your tongue twirl around his fingers and sucked them tasting yourself, earning a growl from the ash blonde. He moved lower and pushed your legs apart. “I need to taste more,” he said, breathing heavily as if he just ran a marathon. He hastily dipped his face down letting his tongue slowly lick up your folds and tease your clit. He gently entered a finger and listened to a low moan come from you. He held your lower lips further open as he licked and sucked and flicked your click and pushed in another finger. You grabbed a handful of his hair and tugged his head inwards grinding up into his face. Katsuki moaned loudly against your core, the vibrations causing your legs to shake. Katsuki glanced up to find you massaging a breast and biting your lip. Fuck that's  hot  He slowly pushed in a third finger. “Ahhh” you screwed your eyes shut and bit your lip harder. “Don’t stop, don’t you dare stop,” you told Katsuki when he paused. You bucked your hips to get him to start moving and he got the hint. Thrusting his fingers faster he used his thumb on his other hand to rub your swollen bean. “Come on babygirl, I want to watch you come undone on my fingers.” he said as grinded himself into the mattress trying to feel some kind of friction. 

“Katsuki” you whined as you felt a tight sensation snap in your lower core. You screamed as your legs tightened against his head and you pulled his hair. “Fuck yes baby, yes that's it” he said watching your eyes roll back and your back arching. He lapped up more of your juices as you slowly came down from the most incredible high you've ever experienced.  Katsuki kneeled between your legs lining himself up at your entrance. “You tell me to stop, and I’ll stop, you got it?” he told you. You shook your head agreeing. “Tell me you understand,” he demanded. “If I need you to stop, I'll tell you” you told him. Your voice was full of nervousness and excitement. “Good girl” he praised and watched your eyes roll back again as you grabbed the bedsheet tightly. Oh, so she likes praises

Katsuki very slowly pushed the head of his cock in. You both moaned in unison. He bent your legs pushing your knees closer to your chest as he pushed in deeper. Listening to your moans he watched your face carefully for any discomfort. Your walls clenched so tight around him it was incredibly hard not to lose control. He wanted to fuck you hard and fast into the mattress. He finally bottomed out and released your legs to wrap around his waist. “You’re doing so well for me baby. Such a good girl.” he told you, leaning in to kiss you. You moaned at his praises and he felt your walls clench tight around him. Katsuki’s sucked hard at the pulse on your neck as he started slowly thrusting in and out. He pushed himself up to look at the deep bruised color he left on your neck and grinned. A primal part of him couldn't wait till everyone saw his mark on you. Everyone would know you belonged to him. You rubbed your hands down his back and grabbed his ass as his hips moved faster. 

“Kats please, I need you to go harder,” you begged him. He groaned at your words. “You want more?” he asked. “Yes Katsu, more. Please, please” Katsuki grunted, throwing your legs over his shoulders, lifting your ass off the mattress. “I’ll fuck you good princess, don’t you worry.” You moaned loud as his arms crossed over your legs holding them in place. His hips thrusted faster causing his balls to slap against your ass. Lewd wet sounds reverberated off the walls. Katsuki reached down and started rubbing your clit causing your body to shake. “I- I’m gonna cum again Katsuki.” you whined, “It’s t-too much” 

“Then be a good little girl for me and cum again.” he praised, goading you on. “I wanna feel you cum all over my cock.” You couldn't take it anymore. With a wild loud yell, you came harder than you did earlier. Flailing like a fish, not knowing what to do with your hands as he still held your legs tightly. “No more Kat please, no more” you pleaded as he continued to rub at your sensitive little button. Katsuki moaned as he pulled out and flipped you onto all fours. You were still lost in bliss to care how he man-handled you. He rammed into you hard and fast chasing his own release. “Oh fuck, ngh fuck” you whimpered as his balls slapped your clit hard sending shockwaves through your body. “I’m close. I’m so fucking close baby.” he said out of breath. 

Your eyes shot open realizing something you both overlooked. “Katsuki you can’t-” 

“I know,” he grunted. “I mean it” you yelled over your shoulder. “I know,” he growled. Fuck, he wanted to cum inside you so bad, painting your walls white. A few more deep thrusts and he pulled out fast to pump himself and shot hot ropes of his seed down your back. Katsuki let out a harsh grunt and fell to your side as you collapsed to your stomach. Neither of you moved or said a word for minutes before he finally left the bed for the bathroom. Returning he brought a warm wet towel to clean you then climbed back into bed moving you close to him and pulling covers up over both of you. “How are you feeling?” he asked, worried about you. “I’m a little sore but it’s tolerable.” you answered. Katsuki hummed as he stroked your hair. “Was it- was I good” you asked timidly. Katsuki propped himself up on one arm and looked at you like you had two heads then his face softened. “Y/N, you did amazing baby. You did so good and took me so well.” You lowered your head and blushed at his praises. “Look at me.” he said, lifting your head with a finger under your chin. “You’re perfect,” Katsuki said, leaning down to kiss you soft and gentle on the lips. “I love you” he told you he pulled you in tighter to spoon you. "Now get some sleep. I’ll make you breakfast in the morning.”

Translation: I want to do this for the rest of our lives.

[charnelhouse]

So now I have to watch Predator… but I know nothing about it. Isn’t there an Alien and Predator movie? In what order should I watch them?

Wait… how many of them are there?

There are two AVP's and 5 Predator movies all of them are on Hulu. Info below:

Predator (1987) - ngl i didn't see this for a long time bc i was just like an Alien/Aliens stan and then I watched it and was like damn this is good. The character design for pred is kewl

Predator 2 (1990) - i started it and haven't finished oops. i heard this one has a lot of the lore, but TBD.

AVP (2004) - i find this movie a tad boring, but you do have legit sexual tension between Sanaa Lathan and the Predator, Scar. It's just three BRICKHOUSE teenage predators going to Chiva to like kill some xenos to prove themselves/become blooded but humans get in the way. fools.

AVP - Requiem (2007) - This movie is WILD. It's a legit slasher flick and it's gory AF. There are a lot of moments seemingly just for shock value and I will say that both kids/pregnant women die in this. That being said, the Predator (named Wolf) is smoking hot and has to take down a PredAlien. This is also the only film we get to see the Predator's home planet for like 5 seconds. When will they give us a predator movie that just involves their day to day on their home world??

Predators (2010) - humans get dropped in an alien hunting ground. vibes.

The Predator (2018) - there's an upgraded predator in this that's legit 9 ft tall, but you also got this dude aka The Fugitive Predator ( who is a human/yautja hybrid). I feel like I blacked out watching this.

Prey (2022) - I loved this. The vibes. The older predator tech. It's gory and the setting is gorgeous. I just wish the predator had taken out some pilgrims bc how fun would that have been.

[laketaj24]

Single in Staten Island: Tattoos & Kisses

Author’s Note: This is a three-part series I am going to do on Pete!! I am going to use the prompts I got in the second part! I talked with a friend about him—he does truly deserve a good girl or someone who won’t fuck him over. Taglist is here! Reqs are open, but I’m slow, no lie.

Warnings: None, just language.- Smut in the following parts.

Pairings:Pete Davidson x Reader

Masterlist

“What’s your order?” The chipper attitude they were supposed to have had left the day you turned in your two-week notice. This coffee shop had been the bain of your assistance. Fuck this place. Fuck these people and fuck their fancy, overdone ass orders. You leaned on the counter, giving the man in front of you a stern look.

He looked around. Clearly, you didn’t have an attitude with him. He’d just walked in the fucking place. “Uhm—,” his eyes found the menu, but there was an aloofness in him that triggered you.

“You’ve been in line ten minutes, and you don’t know what you want?”

“Yep.” He nodded and shot a smile. “Ten whole minutes. Still a fuck up.” His finger tapped on the counter, and he looked up at the menu. Nothing here looked worth seven dollars, especially not a coffee. “What’s good here?”

“Look, I don’t know. ”You sighed. “I’m about to go lunch, and you’re the last order.” You flourished the lack of customers behind him.

“You from around here?”

“Yeah. Why?”

“Your attitude is pretty fucked up; I figured you lived up the block.” He took a pregnant pause and chuckled. “An Everything Bagel, jalapeño cream cheese, and a grande black coffee.”

“What’s the name?”

“Pete.”

“Spell that.”

“You can’t spell Pete?”

“You from around here?” You quipped.

“Yeah?”

“Yeah, I figured your name is probably spelled all fucked up and shit.”

He laughed, which was not what you expected; you just knew this was the gasoline added to a shitty fire. “What’s your name?”

“Y/N.”

“Kinda weird.” He shrugged. “You wanna go somewhere better than this on your lunch break?”

“Unless you have a gram and a beer, no.”

“I have a gram and some black coffee if the barista doesnt quit before she puts my order in.”

You snickered. “That’ll do. Where are we going?”

“Anywhere but fucking Staten Island.”

 The ferry. It hadn’t been in the plans, but you were happy you said yes to the lean stranger. He leaned against the railing, a cigarette in one hand a flask in the other. It wasn’t precisely beer, but you had no complaints. “You want a sip?”

“Sure,” You took the flask without hesitation and chugged down three gulps before passing it back to him. It was gin, dry grade A gin. “That’s the kind of shit you bring on a ferry?”

“I thought I grabbed my tequila, but I must’ve drunk it all.”

“Drunk at 2pm on a Tuesday?”

“I’m not drunk; I’m enjoying a drink. Judge much?”

You shrugged and turned, resting your back on the railing beside him, feeling the cool breeze run through your hair. “So why did you invite me out here?’

“You looked like you needed saving, and I’ve been there. Shitty job with shitty people.” He flicked his cigarette ashes into the water below him. “Plus, you cussed me out on the job, which means your kinda badass.”

“I like to think I am.” You admit and nod your head. “You ever get tired of doing the same old shit?”

“yep, that’s why I get tatted.”

Then you noticed the tattoos spackled across his body in random places, and they were once more in a random fashion. Yet, you liked them; they matched him, odd and somehow insanely attractive. “Pete, I want a tattoo. Take me to your guy.”

“What do you mean to take me to my guy? Does it look like I have a guy?” Pete laughs. “I’m like a god damn coloring book; let’s find the first shop and just do it. I pick yours… you pick mine. Stranger tats.”

“Why not?”

“Your boyfriend won’t appear and try to beat my ass?”

“Unless you’re imaginary, too, I think you’re good.”

‘Fucking Brickhouse like you, single in Staten Island?”

“Single in Staten island is not a rarity.”

“Well, you’re not wrong. It’s the only way to be.” He said with a bit of sarcasm.

 The conversation was random the entire ferry trip; you made wisecracks and rebutted, flirting with you but keeping his distance. “Tell me three weird facts about yourself.” You twiddled with your fingers and looked up to meet his brown eyes. “I’m sure you have more than three, but spare me the rest.”

“I like to be alone.” Pete looked back. “But I love a good party, but when I go, I hang out alone and watch people. People are interesting as fuck.”

“I find them to be boring.”

“That’s because you’re not looking for the right things.” He pointed to the woman about fifty feet away from the two of you. The older lady sat tired, sunglasses covered her face while the gray hair blew wild in the wind. “See Gladys there; she’s about to go home to a man she’s been with for thirty-five years. The best dick she ever had.”

Your face radiated with heat as you suppressed a chuckle. “Has to be to stay with it thirty-five years.”

“You haven’t had someone dick you down that makes you want to stay thirty-five years?”

“Not even make me want to stay a week,” You answered.

“That’s fucked up.” Pete smiled.

“That’s life, Pete. Unfortunately, people don’t always get good dick like Gladys.”

“Yeah, lucky bitch.” His phone rang, and he shifted, digging in his light denim jeans to retrieve his iPhone and answer the call. “It’s Pete.”

You turned, giving him some privacy and taking it all in. You didn’t plan to return to work, fuck that place and everything it entailed. You started a new job in three days; you’d take these three days to not give a fuck. That feeling started today; it started with your new friend Pete and this tattoo. The call ended after a few minutes; he didn’t talk about much, just a conversation with a friend and plans he had for a party later tonight.

“The shop is about five blocks from where we get off. Have you decided what I’m getting?”

“I want to see the designs first; I want it to be memorable.”

“Make it your number.”

“Is that your coded way in asking for it?”

“Not coded, I swear.” Pete leaned closer to you. “I kinda think if we are gonna get stranger tattoos, we should have each other’s number.’

“We won’t be strangers then.”

“Call them something else then.”

“I’ll let you know if you can have this number later… I haven't got an invite to this party yet.”

“You're totally invited.” Pete tossed his hands up. “Give me three digits.”

“847.” You snickered.

“Good, I guess I can work for the next seven.”

 The shop was grimy, with dark walls and low lights. The smell of weed and liquor hit your nose, and you felt at home for some reason. Your legs ached; the walking didn’t bother you usually but pairing it with walking didn’t do much good for you. You sat in the chair across from Pete. “Don’t make this a dumb tattoo.”

“You’re talking to the king of dumb shit.” He pointed to the small elephant; it wasn’t dumb, though. It had a feminine line design, and it was petite, adorable even. “I’m sparing you today. You’re getting this,” He smiled. “An elephant, not dumbo but a distant hot cousin.”

“I like it.”

“Good.” His smile was sincere. “I hoped you would. When is she up?” He asked the artist.

“I can get her now.” He answered as he started to sketch the elephant onto the transfer paper. “Hop up, sweet cheeks, and it’ll be about ten minutes.”

Pete extended his hand like a gentleman and led you to the red leather chair. ‘Ever had one before?”

“I have three.” You admitted.

“I see none.” He looked you over quizzically. “Not a one.”

“They are hidden….” You answered, choosing not to tell him they were down your chest and down your thigh.

“Secret tattoos. I like it. I can dig it.”

“Sure. Where is this party tonight?” You asked.

“Back in Staten Island.”

‘Can I trust you, Pete?”

“I hope so; I feel trustworthy?”

“You answered that like you didn't know the answer.” You shifted in the seat and pulled your shirt over your head. You revealed the tattoo of the moon phases going down your chest. “Just because you can't see something does not mean it isn’t there.”

“They're fucking awesome, like the person they are on.”

“You only think I’m awesome because you don’t know me.”

“I know enough.”

It was not like you to kiss a stranger because instead, you wanted to admit it or not, Pete was a stranger to you; you didn’t care. You leaned forward and pressed your lips to his, and he responded immediately, kissing you back eagerly. His lips were soft, full, and applying just the perfect amount of pressure to yours.

“You two want to fuck or get this tattoo.”

You exhaled, pulling away from him. “Can we do both?”

To be Continued.

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[kob131]

I can actually show you how with some other examples in Fixing RWBY.

Let’s start small- The onsen scene. Not the fact that there is an onsen scene (even though RT doesn’t do fanservice usually so this is just odd) but the moment where Neo disguises herself as Jaune to go into the men’s side to be with him. Generic anime stuff, right? ‘Haha, person is in gendered side they’re not suppose to, funny!’ Except that this kind of scene is done in one of two ways- A. The person is a pervert and the character promptly gets punished for their perversion, usually by getting beaten up. Or B. Character is in the wrong side by accident and they’ll be beaten up due to a misunderstanding (or be subverted and forgiven, with the subversion being the humor).

The jokes are set up this way because being in an onsen is a personal thing. You are naked and vulnerable, it’s VERY easy to violate your privacy and your space in this situation but people trust that you aren’t going to do so. By violating this space, you are committing a very serious crime and are looked down upon.

But not Neo! She just gets to be with her man despite them supposed to be GOOD GUYS. One of whom has OZPIN, a VERY moral man, in his head. All because ‘ahaha, me like ship!’

Moving back a bit- the joke about Ren and Weiss’ genders to Roman. The joke is that Ren isn’t a brickhouse and Weiss lacks big boobs, traits often used to identify men and women so ‘of course, Roman makes a mistake! Classic anime joke!’ 

But again, consider WHY and HOW these jokes are usually used. The traits we use to identify men and women aren’t exclusive to the genders aside from a few examples. So if you take away those examples, it becomes harder to identify one’s gender and it can be embarrassing to get it wrong. The issue with these moments are simple- Ren and Weiss lack ONLY the aforementioned traits. Other traits, like Ren’s deeper voice, Weiss’ facial features and both’s body types- they would easily inform someone that they are their gender, to say nothing of how they dress.

Contrast this with, say, Mordred and Astolfo from Fate/Apocrypha. They both dress and act more like the stereotype of the opposite gender (Mordred wears heavy armor and is highly aggressive and Astolfo wears feminine clothes and acts girly) alongside having less clear appearences. Ren nor Weiss act more like the other gender nor do they dress that way- There is no reason for Roman to assume as such aside from ‘haha, anime joke!’

Going beyond the onsen scene- Let’s take his change with Raven. He changes Raven from someone who didn’t think through her plan due to a character flaw, tying all her actions together to...lady who bury Relic because forever war. While she kills and murders people for her own selfish desires (not living a civilized life). The point with Raven in the original was to shoot down the idea that consolidating power was anyway to stop Salem and that someone in her position isn’t some noble Anti-Hero doing the dirty stuff to avoid the corrupt Ozpin and evil Salem- she’s a coward too scared to fight unlike the heroes.

But he changed it because ‘That everyone headcanon!’

And finally- Putting Ozpin in Roman’s body.

Think about Roman’s character. The way he’s voice acted, the way he’s animated, the lines he’s given, his design. They all indicate to the audience that Roman is suave, in control criminal who loves what he does. Then take Ozpin in all those same respects- Ozpin is a moral but flawed man who lost faith in people, a take on what Ruby would be if she lost her innocence. In essence, her predecessor and prototype.

Now tell me- in what way are these two characters compatible?

In what universe would Roman risk letting Pyrrha go to give her some kind of chance to consider her options and not pressure her continuously for his own survival, if not out of sadism? In what universe would Ozpin help a terrorist organization blast open a hole into one of the four major cities in the world to kill untold scores of innocents without so much as batting an eye?

In what universe is a criminal who doesn’t give a shit about anyone but himself and Neo AT ALL compatible with a man who spent hundreds if not thousands of years trying to preserve the lives of others?

Trick question: They AREN’T compatible characters. Aside from gender, general body type and some vagueness about control- Nothing unites Roman and Ozpin. Even the reason why they lie make them incompatible since Roman lies for his own benefit and Ozpin lies out of his own mistrust of others.

But ‘Roman so cool! He must be main character!’

No one questions this shit because they get what they want from it. Nevermind how it actually works in practice- They feel pandered to so it’s a-okay!

Because you can always call your critics ‘fanboys!’, as if you aren’t acting like the delusion of CRWBY you have.

You could not pay me to willingly read a Rwby rewrite written by a bunch of weebs who have almost no experience writing actually. I would rather remove my own eyes.

[bbugyu]

Okay so I know requests are closed so feel free to delete but I have to get this off my chest

I just read your svt sandwich headcanon again and gyuhao just 🧍🏻 the whole ✨soft artistic boys✨ thing and also the fucking size kink and “ganging up” (wtf) took me out and now I have a gyuhao brainrot 😵‍💫 and I was just wondering if you’d mind ever elaborating on your thoughts about them? Absolutely no pressure though!! 💕 As I said, I know requests are technically closed so 👉🏻👈🏻

oh my GODDDDD okay yes my requests are closed but i am ALWAYS DOWN FOR ASKS ABOUT MY THOUGHTS bc i don't know if you've noticed by. everything i've ever written LMFAO but i get carried away really easily and i am famously long winded so answering asks provides a good excuse to CUT THAT SHIT OUT and still be posting!!!! my asks are always open!

now that that's out of the way, GRRRAHHHHHHHH GYUHAOOOODFJKSDKFJJSDKLF they are sooOOOOOOO oh my god okay like actually i imagine they would want someone kinda similar in vibe to their existing relationship with each other so someone a little gentler, a little more artistic and whimsical and thoughtful. like hao would be so happy to have someone who actually gets up early enough to join him for his tea ceremonies in the morning (we both know mingyu is sleeping in). OMG guided meditations 😭 u n mingyu trying really hard to not make each other laugh with almost silent sniffles and vague coughing while minghao is literally in another universe KJHFKDJSHFJKS

and okay. listen. i know not everyone is of average height like i (174cm) but let's all be honest. you don't even have to be smaller than them for them to gang up on you LMAO you could literally be taller than them both and if you showed even a whisper of weakness your back is against the wall and they are all up in your shit AND YOU KNOW IM NOT LYING!!!!! YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!

oops we got raunchy here's a break

god sorry but like can you even imagine. minghao is this slender lean strong boy (dancing the way he does requires so much leg and core strength i am actually so scared of him) and mingyu is built like a fucking brickhouse and the way the two of them would LITERALLY sandwich you is 🥵🥵🥵 mingyu behind u. holding ur thighs apart. his big ol wolfy teeth digging into your neck and shoulder. like surely he would eventually drop a thigh to tug at your nipples and feel all up your body, admiring every detail in your skin and squeezing all your curves. and HAO fuck hao would just. his super sexy hands GODDD he would have his fingers like BURIED in you or wrapped around your member like DEALERS CHOICE LADS!!! THEY BOTH BI IT COULD BE EITHER!!!!! but he's working you into a fucking tizzy and he's all up in your face asking if you like being handled like this, mingyu's grip on your thigh tightening and your other leg like DESPERATELY trying to gain leverage by hiking up on hao's hip but he just. grabs it with his free hand and pushes it aside and your mouth drops open and and he laps into you in a way that leaves you breathless.

mingyu gets all whiney. he's like "why do they get all the attention :(" and hao's fingers are still steadily getting you closer when he tugs gyu over your shoulder and catches him in a liplock too. you can feel mingyu's grip on you falter. you feel the way his hard on flinches against your back, and he starts grinding into you in hopes for something to fix the PROBLEM in his pants. god and the way that's just the beginning. like you haven't even made it to bed yet and you're already not sure your legs can support yourself if they tried. GAHHHH

[electronicdelusionstarlight]

Gods, if people think some shit in BNHA is in poor taste or badly handled wait till they know about Captain Celebrity from the Prequel.

"Hello, I (30?M) am former number one top United States hero Brickhouse McBastard, and I used to have a brilliant career back in the states until several women, be them civilians I rescued, criminals I arrested, or even just women I interacted with, started coming forth with accusations of sexual harassment and assault on my part.

All lies of course, my Girlboss Lawyer Ex-Wife (30?F) I managed to wear down into marrying me back in high school and who has vocally expressed multiple times her complete disgust at my propensity of chasing skirts and going on dates with other women both in and out of the job has taken care of that by using her multi million dollar lawyer team my obscene wealth as a top ranked pro hero can acquire to mark ALL accusations as entrapment cases or by negotiating with the ones accusing me before going to court. So, in the eyes of the Japanese and American Hero Commission, that makes me innocent, I just need to rebrand myself in a different country all together.

Anyway, I just hired, for no real reason I swear, a new PR Manager (21F) to actually handle my image here so to relaunch myself.

I have of course gone on dates with said PR Manager while I was at it because I'm not some soy beta loser, this despite the fact her brother is a police officer who can use his Quirk to know if I'm lying, and the fact she is also a stone col girlboss using whatever mean necessary to appear more pleasing to the Japanese public, but I just learned my ex wife, the one who dumped me due to the sex scandals she is now covering up for me, also happens to be pregnant with our son right now, and she and my manager have been talking to each other behind my back for a while.

Do you guys of r/relationships think they are planning to ditch me and run away with the baby? Should I start pitching the idea for a Threesome before that? I await eagerly your answer."

[phoenixlionme]

DC and Marvel Official Latino Ethnicities

Something I noticed in the Hispanic superheroes in both DC and Marvel comics is that many of there ethnicity (?; I hope I’m using the right term, if I’m not please tell me, but BE respectful). Like, I notice there were a lot of Mexican superheroes (those born in Mexico or America) but there weren’t a lot of Hispanic heroes from other regions of the Latin countries. I can only count on one hand on those who weren’t Mexican (i.e., Colombian, Venezuelan, etc). And I'm going to say that this is NOT a dig on the Mexican heroes, it is just something I noticed. And I’m not Latino but I do care diversity and inclusion. I decided to my own idea of what the nationality each of these heroes would be. However, these will ONLY be the superheroes whose ethnicity has NOT been known/confirmed in canon (i.e., not going to count DC’s Jaime Reyes because he is widely known to be Chicano or Mexican American). To be fair, I will be doing it at random and checking the origins of their names to see if they have a specific origin. To restate, this is NOT canon, just my personal take on them. If a hero I listed already had a confirmed ethnicity, please let me know but BE respectful, I do NOT tolerate any form of undeserved hostility. 

NOTE: I will bold and italicize the ethnicity that comes from my own idea. I randomized it, to make it more fair. I also made sure to check their first and last names in case they have a specific name origin 

DC:

1.  Miguel Devante aka Vulcan - biracial; half white and half Costa Rican

2 . Lorena Marquez aka Aquagirl - Salvadoran American

3.  Isabella Ortiz aka Robina - Puerto Rican American

4.  Rosabelle Mendez aka Pantha - Brazilian 

5.  Jose Delgado aka Gangbuster - Haitian American

6.  Alejandro ‘Alex’ Sanchez aka Firebrand III -  Salvadoran American

7.  Kendra Munoz-Saunders aka Hawkgirl - Bolivian American

8.  Derek James aka Sideways - Venezuelan American

9.  Maria aka Aquamaria - last name unknown; from Milestone Comics; Paraguayan 

10.  Marta aka Brickhouse - last name unknown; from Milestone Comics; Guatemalan 

11.  Dusk - real name unknown; half Greek and half Ecuadoran; latter nationality unknown; from Milestone Comics

12.  Manuel Dexterity -  Colombian; from Milestone Comics

13.  Manuella Dexterity -  Colombian; from Milestone Comics

14.  Juan Templo aka Templo -  Uruguayan; from Milestone Comics

15.  Robert Diaz aka Bloodmoon -  Nicaraguan; from Wildstorm Comics

16.  Joseph H. Mendoza aka Dozer -  Argentinian; from Wildstorm Comics

17. Maya Ducard aka Nobody II - Afro-Haitian

18. Julia Pennyworth - Right now, all I can confirm is that she’s biracial but what her mother’s ethnicity is up in the air. Personally, I say she’s Afro Latina. In this case, Afro-Cubana

MARVEL:

1.  Miguel Santos aka Living Lightning -  Salvadoran American

2.  Roberta Mendez aka Captain America 2099 - Bolivian American

3.  Alejandra Jones aka Ghost Rider - Cuban

4.  Maya Lopez aka Echo - half Honduran and half Cheyenne; American born

5.  Fabio Medina aka Egg (formerly known as Goldballs) - Chilean American

6.  Carmen Cruz aka Gimmick - biracial; Afro Nicaraguan

7.  Laura Kinney aka Wolverine - biracial; taken from her ORIGINAL design in her FIRST CANON appearance in “X-Men: Evolutions”. I see her as Afro Latina, I was unable to find out what her creators stated on her ethnicity. Half white and half Afro Paraguayan 

8.  Armando Munoz aka Darwin - biracial; Afro-Nicaraguan

9.  Angel Salvadore aka Tempest - biracial; Afro-Dominican

10.  Lucia Callasantos aka Thornn - Haitian

11.  Maria De Guadalupe “Lupe” Santiago aka Silverclaw - biracial; lives in a fictional Hispanic island or country and is an Indigenous member; Guatemalan

12.  Ellie Camacho - biracial; half white and half Haitian

[sebbytrash]

Through His Eyes - Part Twenty (The End)

Summary - Bucky arrives at the compound to start afresh but you and him have a somewhat colorful past, colorful being that you met him once before as The Winter Soldier and it did not go well. New beginnings, yeah? If you can learn to forgive.

Pairing - Bucky x Reader

Warnings -  The end. 

A/N - Gah. I’m literally at a loss for words. This is almost 3 years in the making. My life has changed drastically since I started this. (I’m a mom, yikes.)  I can’t thank you enough for all the wonderful support on this one. It was truly a piece of my heart in words. So yes, the end is here and it’s a little bitter sweet but I might visit these two again one day. I hope this is everything you have been waiting for. <3

HUGE thank you to my other half @manawhaat for her exceptional Betaing as always

Through His Eyes Masterlist

“Are you sure you wanna do this?” Bucky asks, not for the first time, glancing worriedly down at your forearm.

“The surest.” You reassure him, fix him with your best full wattage smile and roll your sleeve up the rest of the way. The skin tingles in anticipation, or dread, and your heart thumps readily in your chest. It’s time, it says with each beat. 

At your nod, the needle descends and the first painful line of change begins. Bucky shudders at the noise and keeps his eyes on yours, or more accurately, keeps them anywhere but on that needle.

“You know, for an Avenger, you sure are squeamish,” you joke, grab his hand and give it a squeeze when he doesn’t smile back. “It’s just a tattoo, Bucky. Barely even registers.” The tattoo artist catches your eye with a soft smile and you roll your eyes in a playful isn’t-my-boyfriend-cute kinda way. Boyfriend, yeah, it still feels weird to think it, let alone say it. Truthfully, the word doesn’t even come close to what he is to you. The word simply doesn’t exist. 

“I know, I know,” the boyfriend in question says, “I just hate the look of it, s’all.” His mouth twists in that way that tells you he's still concerned and is probably going to be the entire time so you should just let him. 

This moment was a long time coming. You had thought and thought about getting your scars covered, these ones in particular that made wearing short sleeves a nightmare unless you wanted to flash an unintentional Nazi neon to anyone in a 2 metre radius. At first, you held on to them as a reminder, something to keep your heart cold and cruel, and then you held onto them as a shield, something to keep you from growing and forgetting, to keep you from leaving that part of you behind and finding out what was left without it. Now, you ache to transform, to strip away the last of the darkness and move forward with the growing light. That light that Bucky has shined into your life with that stubborn heart and those same unrelenting eyes that warily watch you close this chapter of your life. It will always be with you, be a part of you, but you no longer want it to be you. 

The tattoo itself, flowers chosen for their meaning, would now flow up your forearm with a soft wind replacing the haphazardly cruel branding you endured. Daffodils, meaning rebirth or new beginnings, and Irises for hope. Steve and Wanda had helped you with the design, the former brushing off his old drawing skills to do so and Tony had acquired the artist. Lee, a tall, severe looking man with the softest smile you’d ever seen on someone with a shaved head and ear gauges. He was kind and funny, and everything you needed to put yourself entirely in his hands with this precious piece of your history. 

It takes roughly four hours and Bucky is tense for every single minute of them. Lee spends half his time smirking at you when Bucky starts pacing again or sighs a little too deeply, his intense discomfort is nothing short of hilarious in the end. The finished piece is breathtaking, Lee has taken Steve’s sketch and created something so incredible, you feel the breath forcibly taken from your lungs and words from your mouth. 

“Wow. It’s perfect, Lee.” You stare at it unblinking before glancing at him. “Thank you so much.” 

“You’re welcome, ma’am.” He nods with quiet understanding and busies himself tidying his workstation. You turn to Bucky, tears gathering in the corners of your eyes and you try haplessly to blink them away, a few escape and Bucky steps up close to catch them with his thumb. His eyes reflect yours, and you wonder if it feels as significant to him as it does to you, looking at your arm and seeing that journey etched in colour, bright and beautiful and on display. 

Bucky lets out a breath so large, it’s like he's held it the entire day. "It's beautiful," he says, after a long minute, "It's you." 

It's still dark when you are catapulted from sleep, your sweet dreams stolen from underneath you in a swift movement just like the blanket so often is by your bedmate. It takes a second for the sound to match what you see, for you put the pieces of your reality together like a puzzle. He's dreaming again, Bucky, a bad one from the sounds being torn from his throat.

He's rigid beside you, muscles and ligaments all turned to stone despite his obvious turmoil. You suspect that it's a part of him that holds on to a sliver of reality, that fights to ensure he doesn't harm you, even now, when he's asleep. It doesn't shock you to discover that even unconscious, he's the best man you know. 

"No. Stop. I can't." He says and the words curdle in the air. You wondered if this would happen, after today and his reaction to the tattoo. His need to protect you runs bone deep and so it’s impossible to run from the dreams on the days he considers you hurt, or hurting. 

You smooth a hand over his face, gently and coaxing, "Shhh, Bucky. I'm right here. I'm with you, I'm safe." The magic words, you'd discovered, were less about his own safety and more about yours. Buttery promises that melt right through the brickhouse dream and pull him back to you. 

He wakes slowly, blinks up at you with those sea storm eyes, rides the crest of a wave in between realities and then blinks again and lets the waters crease and slow, settle into a soft hum. You place a kiss to his brow and leave to grab him a glass of water, giving him a minute to settle so that he isn’t forced to look at you before he’s ready. When you return he's sitting up against the headboard with his body tilted like he's waiting for you to slot right in. He downs the whole glass quickly and then grants you a smile, the smile, the one that makes electricity wake up in the morning. 

"Do you need anything?" You ask, like you always do, letting your fingers lace with his.

"Just you," he answers, pulls you gently to him so he can tuck your head under his chin and his fingers slot against your ribs, let's his breathing slow to match yours and his heartbeat to follow suit. 

It's what you do for each other, when the need arises. Just quiet understanding and quiet support. It doesn't happen often, but when it does, you no longer feel like it's going to strip the skin from your bones or send you plunging into the dark. Now it feels like stitching a wound shut, or rubbing an aching muscle, leaning on each other in a truly honest way despite everything, or maybe because of everything, and it's...nice. There’s not a single part of you that you have to hide from him, or him from you, and that feeling is measureless. There were stars living inside your chest, burning furious and bright, a sunshine heart and a moonlit soul. 

You stay that way long after sleep steals you both back, tangled limbs and tangled scars, and tangled hearts. 

In the morning, his tired eyes are not weary, as they once might have been after such a night. Instead, they hold a promise of a smile inside, the saltwater seas are waveless. His smile comes easily, harbouring a quiet joy he has not yet shared and so you're helpless, swept away in it as his lips take your reason captive. He stops to look at you and you look back at this resilient, gentle man who didn’t try to hide or reconcile all the complex truths inside himself, just simply existed exactly as he was.

“What’s got your face looking like that?” You ask, letting your fingers slide along his jaw in a lazy, familiar way. 

“Just realised somethin’” He smiles like he has the answer to a question you forgot to ask, continues when you raise your brows at him, “Bob isn’t sharing the bed anymore.”

Oh. 

It’s true, you’d finally found yourself ready to put your gun into an actual gun safe and not within 2 metres of you at all times. Since the great revelation, as you so often thought of it as, you’d taken Sam up on his offer to join him down at the VA for the group sessions, finally unburdening yourself in a more controlled and productive way, taking your own small steps to recovery. It’s not a journey, the voice of Sam scolds, it’s a state of being. One you need to work on every day. 

You make a noise of agreement. “Yeah. Didn’t really need him there anymore.” You admit, press a quick kiss to his lips and say, “Besides, they would need to get through you first. That’s why you sleep closest to the door.” 

He laughs and smiles sheepishly, the admission dies on his tongue when you hush it with yours, the curve of his mouth when it smiles simply too tempting not to taste. 

“There you go,” Wanda says as she zips your dress. “You’re ready.”

And you were ready. It was a date, a real date in a real restaurant with real people around you. You and Bucky had lived inside a bubble, protected and cosy, all bed covers and armchairs, netflix and books. He decided, or was reminded, that there were other ways to spend his time with you and tonight was to be the first. The first official date. It was exciting, and nerve wracking, and you tried not to hang your fate against the success of one night. 

“Yeah,” you agree, let the hum of unreleased adrenaline settle over your bones in anticipation, “I’m ready.”

You're halfway to the door when you stop, sudden, and hastily turn back to your dresser, rummaging around with abandon until you find it. You gasp in triumph, clutch the glass bottle in hand and show it to Wanda. 

“I haven’t worn it yet,” you explain when she casts you a confused glance. “I guess I was saving it.” 

Hope. The scent you’d purchased all those months ago when Bucky had first arrived, when you’d felt the very first flutterings of it within your chest before you even recognised what it was. It feels apt to wear it tonight when all that hope has become reality. 

“Hmm, well now does seem perfect, right?” She looks at you that way she sometimes does when her face turns into a mirror for your own feelings. It still makes you blink a few times, even now, when the feelings are joyful. 

When you make it to the door this time, you hesitate, hand gripping the cold handle long enough for Wanda to softly clear her throat. She doesn’t ask, but then again she probably already knows. It’s been a while since you’ve worn anything this nice, the dress is really nothing fancy, it’s flattering and comfortable, but still entirely different to your usual workout clothes and lounge wear that Bucky usually sees you in. It still makes your hands clench and your heart flutter with nerves, and you almost laugh at the absurdity of feeling self-conscious. The same man has seen your very soul, after all. 

He’s waiting for you with Steve, his back to you as you approach and so you have a few sweet seconds to admire the sturdiness of his shoulders in the shirt, how the fabric stretches and clings to his broad back and thick arms. Steve smiles when he sees you coming, gives Bucky a nudge and then watches him turn to you with barely contained glee.

When Bucky finally sees you, he looks at you with such fierce want, and love, that you nearly buckle at the sight of it. He smiles the smile that carves roots in your bones and stars in your heart. It’s only when you draw closer that you see your own eyes reflected in his, see yourself looking at him the way he’s looking at you. 

“You look beautiful.” He says, quietly and just for you. 

“Thank you.” You finally tear your eyes from his long enough to do a leisurely sweep of him, taking in that shirt and dress pants combo that somehow looks like it was how he looked all along, made for it. “You do, too.” 

He laughs, like you intended, reaches out to clasp your hand in his without thought and those two actions combined are threatening to let too much of that feeling leak out of your chest, the one that reminds you that you need him too much, love him too much. It’s still terrifying, this kind of love. 

You hate it. You don’t. 

The restaurant is small, a quiet but cosy kinda place that has more candles than menus and serves things called “Mom’s soup special”. Its soft lighting combines spectacularly with the coved tables, each individual one a private getaway that’s filled with fluttering lashes and toothy smiles. Bucky ushers you forward and tucks your seat behind you as you sit, the gesture all too natural for him and not all like the forced way you’ve witnessed so many people do it before. 

“This place is amazing,” you say, still glancing around with wonder hanging off your eyelashes, “how did you find it?”

“Oh, uh, Sam suggested it, actually.” He admits, tucks his chin a little before adding, “Haven’t actually been out to eat since, you know, melting.”

You blink at him stupidly, eyebrows gathering up into a frown. “But, didn’t you live in Europe? And Wakanda?”

“Yeah. Romania. Well, I was on the run so it was mostly tins of beans and whatever fruit I could find,” he explains, nothing of the painful memories showing on his face, even if they show on yours, “Wakanda was different. I spent a lot of time in the lab, and when I wasn’t, I didn’t exactly socialise. I wasn’t what you would call, fit for the public eye.” 

You reach across the table to take his hand in yours, try not to squeeze it as tight as your chest is squeezing your heart. “I’m glad you're here,” you say, still marvelling at the ease at which he now opens up to you, how these things don’t drag you both down into the dark. “I’m glad I get to share this with you.” 

He smiles, soft and pleased, “There’s no one I’d rather share it with, sweetheart.” 

The pet name, or perhaps the casualness in the way he says it, makes your heart stumble in your chest. Once, a gesture like that would have felt entirely foreign to you, probably even a little pointless, but when it rolls off his tongue with such tenderness you find yourself with sudden understanding that no amount of Hollywood movies could ever show you. 

If he notices your reaction, he doesn’t say anything. The rest of the meal is spent with easy laughter and enthusiastic eating, the staff leave you mostly alone but you catch more than one with a small, knowing smile on their face when they do approach. Caught in the feeling between you, your happiness that bubbles over and spills into every passing person so that their smiles mirror your own. 

You had spent so long denying yourself, and Bucky, these feelings that the now freely given love is pouring, uncontainable, from you both with such force that you can barely stand it. All that effort that went into holding back, denying, did not transfer because in truth, loving Bucky was no effort at all. 

You share a dessert, Bucky coming round the table to join you in what was surely just an excuse to be close, arm draped along the back of your chair, touching from knee to hip. You lean into him, letting his body heat soak into yours and his metal fingers dance along your shoulder. It’s quietly euphoric, and you know he feels it, too.

“I didn’t know it could feel like this.” You admit, turning so you can see his eyes when the words take shape, watching as those seas rumble against your meaning.

“Me neither.” He admits right back, turning to look at you the way he so often does, captures your mouth in a kiss, a lifetime's worth of affection hidden in the curve of his mouth. 

You didn’t believe in soulmates, not really, but as you lay back against his chest and feel his heartbeat on your back, feel the way the beats of his match the beats of yours so precisely, you can’t help but wonder if maybe, just maybe, they might. 

Or perhaps, Fate saw the damage you’d both done to each other and decided to forcibly fuse those souls together. That those matching scars would fit perfectly together and prevent you both from spilling out onto any of her other plans or people.

As someone once said, “May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.” 

He presses a kiss to the top of your head, whispers I love you in your ear and you think that you don’t care if it’s soul mates or fated or not. You know that you’d choose him every time. A fate selected by your own hand, or heart, and worth far more than dreams of paths forged for you.

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[fatashellidols]

Firmly planted on the ground, It would appear that Towa was sitting on a couch. Or at least, that’s what everyone who hadn’t seen Towa sit thought. The mere act of her sitting was something phenomenal to the new eye:

She wasn’t sitting on a couch.

Truthfully, is had been ages since she had last used any form of proper seating. At the most, a mat was laid out on the floor to keep her rear warm. Instead, the sheer mass that supported her was nothing less than her own bottom half. Barely shorter than she was standing up, a ludicrous amount of padding acted as a soft cushion for her. So thick her thighs and calves they barely tapered off as they reached toward her bloated feet, showing the signs of becoming engulfed by her own flab. And as comfortable as this soft flab was, it put her in a bit of a predicament:

She was stuck.

As of late, getting up from this position was becoming more and more difficult. But today? She had seated herself when she came in early to the office, and took various bits of food from the members as they walked by. Now it was lunch time, and despite her greatest efforts, any attempt at getting up only yielded more wobbles throughout her gargantuan body. Luckily, she had loyal friends, sorry, servants, to help her.

“It’s amazing, almost, how this happened...~”

Noel softly said, close enough to the devil’s ear to send tingles down her spine, as she bent over. Without even looking, Towa could tell that she was far from the only one that had been growing. She could hear Noel’s bras creaking from strain, all four of them.

She felt the knight’s breath pouring into her ear, “But not entirely unexpected, hm-hm.~”

“With the two of us, we’ll get you right up!”

Korone chippered. She was massive, at least by the average person’s standards, closing in on four digits in no small part due to her flab. But beneath all that softness, it was obvious that nothing short of a brickhouse was under all of that.

“Just like Okayu, when she’s feeling lazy!” She said as she grabbed a hold of one of Towa’s arms, and Noel grabbed the other.

Both heaved with all their might, unseen amounts of muscle giving it their all. And inch by inch, Towa began to lift off the floor. In contrast to Noel’s and Korone’s hidden phyiques, Towa’s poor core muscles barely contributed to the effort.

But as the devil got to her feet, both of her assistants stopped to take a breath, mildly strained from the effort.

“Now, lunch?” Towa asked.