#Boss Christmas Present

[noisycowboyglitter]

Top 10 Reasons to Love Grammy Bear: A Collector's Dream

Grammy Bear is a beloved character that embodies the warmth and comfort associated with grandmothers. This cuddly teddy bear is designed to evoke memories of cozy hugs, homemade cookies, and cherished family moments. Dressed in a floral apron and sporting a pair of reading glasses perched on its nose, Grammy Bear exudes a gentle, nurturing presence.

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The bear's soft, plush fur is perfect for snuggling, while its rounded belly and kind eyes invite children and adults alike to seek solace in its embrace. Grammy Bear often comes with accessories like a miniature recipe book or a tiny pair of knitting needles, reinforcing its grandmotherly persona.

More than just a toy, Grammy Bear serves as a comforting companion for those missing their own grandmothers or seeking a connection to family traditions. It's popular as a gift for new grandparents, a keepsake for grandchildren, or a nostalgic item for adults.

Grammy Bear also plays a role in intergenerational storytelling, encouraging the sharing of family histories and creating new memories. Its timeless appeal speaks to the enduring importance of grandparental love in our lives, making it a cherished addition to any family.

I'd be happy to elaborate on any aspect of Grammy Bear if you'd like more information.

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Christmas gifts for bosses require thoughtful consideration, balancing professionalism with holiday cheer. Ideal options often include high-quality office accessories, such as a leather portfolio, a sleek pen set, or a stylish desk organizer. For the tech-savvy boss, consider a wireless charging pad or a smart notebook.

Gourmet food baskets or premium coffee and tea sets can be excellent choices, especially if you know your boss's tastes. A sophisticated business book or a subscription to a relevant industry magazine shows your support for their professional growth.

For a more personal touch, a customized item like a monogrammed business card holder or a framed motivational quote can be appropriate. If your workplace culture allows, a nice bottle of wine or spirits could be well-received.

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Remember to keep the gift within a reasonable price range to avoid appearing inappropriate. It's often best to coordinate with colleagues for a group gift, which can allow for a nicer present while maintaining professional boundaries.

Funny Christmas gifts add a dash of humor to the holiday season, bringing laughter and joy to gift exchanges. These playful presents range from witty novelty items to clever gag gifts that poke fun at common holiday traditions.

Popular options include ugly Christmas sweaters with outrageous designs, humorous slogan t-shirts, or quirky ornaments featuring pop culture references. Practical jokes disguised as gifts, like prank gift boxes or silly gadgets with absurd functions, are also crowd-pleasers.

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For the food lover, consider unusual flavored candies or bizarre cooking utensils. Amusing books, such as adult coloring books with snarky themes or humorous "survival guides," make for entertaining gifts.

When choosing funny gifts, consider the recipient's sense of humor and ensure the joke won't offend. The best funny gifts strike a balance between being comical and still having some use or sentimental value.

[bloodmoon24]

A Sinsmas Carol~

[foolishlovers]

going to work for the first time in 3 weeks just to find out my coworker spilled hot chocolate all over my research 💀

[jendoe]

tagged by the always lovely @chuckhansen to use this picrew!

🍓 jen doe | 🌼 maisie buchanan

🏡 renee callahan | 🩺 karin garcia

🧁 lyn collins |🔎 liz clairmont

tagging @phillipsgraves, @queennymeria, @denerims, @risingsh0t, @indorilnerevarine, @shellibisshe, @loriane-elmuerto, @echo3-1, @jackiesarch, @shadowglens, @leviiackrman, @arthrmorgann, @florbelles, @unholymilf, and whoever else wants to do this!! no pressure ofc mwah

[cadenreigns]

Have a warm Holiday season

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[thatdrawdavid]

A Loona I drew as a Christmas present for a friend!

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

WE'VE GOT A DRAFT, FOLKS

[tjerra14]

Other than for a baffling lack of imagination, I became a vet to eventually be more capable in treating potential diseases of my (pet) fish. Uni was very disappointing in that regard, but lo and behold, today is the day where the whole thing finally pays off.

[fazcinatingblog]

I should be black friday shopping tonight

[angelmichelangelo]

feeling the emotion burn at work when i check my phone and see a very generous amount of ao3 emails from @wiccamoody <3 u made my day, friend. as did anyone else that has shown me so much love and support and encouragement the last 25 days. i’ll make a longer post later with all the links and the charity link but thank you thank you thank you, my heart is feeling very very full right now <333

[lupismaris]

A good summary of how bizarre my week has been is i got over charged and am out $200 that i may not see till next month and don't know if i can pay bills but we somehow have a $150 bottle of Cognac on the bar that i did not buy and yet

[bloodmoon24]

A Sinsmas Carol

Moxxie as Ebenezer Scrooge

Stolas as the Ghost of Christmas Past

Beelzebub as the Ghost of Christmas Present

Asmodeus as the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come

[noisycowboyglitter]

Ugly Christmas Golf Shirts for Men - Dry Fit Fabric Keeps You Cool

Combine holiday cheer with athletic performance in these unique Ugly Christmas Shirts designed specifically for men's golf. These shirts offer a humorous twist on traditional golf attire, featuring outrageous Christmas-themed patterns and designs that are sure to turn heads on the course.

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Made with high-quality dry fit material, these shirts provide comfort and functionality for the avid golfer. The moisture-wicking fabric keeps you cool and dry, even during intense rounds, while the stretchy material allows for a full range of motion in your swing.

Designs may include comical golf-related Christmas scenes, such as Santa teeing off, reindeer caddies, or Christmas trees made of golf clubs. Bold colors and intentionally tacky patterns embrace the "ugly Christmas" aesthetic while maintaining a sporty look.

These shirts are perfect for holiday golf tournaments, casual rounds with friends, or as a unique gift for the golf enthusiast in your life. They offer a fun way to showcase your festive spirit without compromising on performance.

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Available in various sizes, these Ugly Christmas golf shirts ensure you'll stand out for both your style and your game this holiday season.

Xmas holiday gifts encompass a wide range of items perfect for spreading joy during the festive season. From thoughtful presents for family and friends to creative options for coworkers and acquaintances, the choices are diverse and exciting.

Popular gift categories include tech gadgets, cozy winter accessories, gourmet food and drink sets, personalized items, and experience gifts. For children, toys and games top the list, while adults might appreciate luxury skincare products, books, or home decor items.

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Practical gifts like smart home devices or kitchen appliances are always welcome, as are sentimental presents such as photo albums or customized jewelry. For the eco-conscious, sustainable and ethically-sourced gifts are increasingly popular.

Whether opting for traditional presents or unique, handcrafted items, Xmas holiday gifts offer a way to show appreciation and strengthen bonds during this special time of year.

Selecting an appropriate Christmas gift for your boss requires thoughtfulness and professionalism. Consider items that are useful yet not overly personal. High-quality office accessories like leather portfolios or premium pens make excellent choices. Tech gadgets such as smart speakers or wireless chargers can be both practical

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and impressive. For coffee or tea enthusiasts, a gourmet beverage set could be ideal. Books related to leadership or their industry interests show attentiveness. A stylish desk plant or a sophisticated desk clock adds a touch of elegance to their workspace. Remember to stay within company gift-giving policies and your budget.

[official-redhood]

Commission for my sister in law

[obsessivevoidkitten]

How The Elf Saved Christmas

Yandere Rudolph The Red-Nosed Deertaur x Gender Neutral Elf Reader CW: Painful Noncon, nonhuman genitalia, size difference, possessive behavior, possessive sex, jealous behavior, general yandere behavior, rut cycle, reader fucked big stupid, overstimulation, cum as lube, mention of musk Word Count: 1.3k (This is your Christmas gift from me, I hope you enjoy it <3)

It was one of the earliest years since the start of the Christmas holiday. Rudolph had just recently joined the other deertaurs that drew Santa's sleigh. Not only did he have the magic ability to fly like the others, but he also could produce a fog and snow dispelling light from his nose. He was perfect to lead the sleigh.

Well... almost perfect.

A week into December, he started acting out. Behaving aggressively towards the other deertaurs, secluding himself, and acting unusually possessive over the elf who had been assigned as his servant.

That was you. You brought him his meals and made sure he was comfortable. Normally Rudolph was very low maintenance and your job was exceedingly easy. He was always considerate of you and treated you very kindly.

But lately, Rudolph wouldn't let you out of his sight. And snapped at anyone who got near you, especially if you happened to walk by another deertaur. One time, he even looked as if he was about to stab at Blitzen with his antlers.

The reindeer even looked different. His normally kind brown eyes were more frenzied and dilated. The normally straight, soft, brown hair of his human half was unkempt. And his muscular human body was always tense.

The other deer-men knew what was going on. But it wasn't like they could get near you to tell you.

Rudolph was in rut.

And he had determined, subconsciously, that you were going to be his mate.

The other deer hybrids had gone to Santa and apprised him of the situation, but he chose to do nothing about it. Forcefully taking away a rutting deer's love interest could get very dangerous.

Besides, Christmas was fast approaching, and the fastest way out of rut was for Rudolph to satisfy his urges. And really, what was the comfort of one elf compared to the enormity of the holiday? Christmas was at stake.

In your employee contract, you had agreed to uphold the sanctity of the holiday and do everything in your power to keep Christmas safe and running smoothly. If that meant you had to be a cocksleeve for a deertaur to keep his head clear so he could guide the sleigh, then so be it.

But even Rudolph didn't know why he was so irritable or why he was so odd in his behavior towards you. Why the thought of you being near someone else or out of his side filled him with rage and anxiety.

You were completely distressed. Your boss was acting so differently towards you. You couldn't even return to your little hut. Normally, you would be dismissed at nights but Rudolph wouldn't let you leave.

Instead, you were made to sleep in his house and on his soft, low to the ground bedding.

One morning, about a week away from Christmas, you both learned why he was behaving in such an egregious manner.

Rudolph woke up before you did and something about the way you lay sprawled out with your butt up in the air and your pants slightly falling off. You woke something up in him.

All his instincts shouted at him to breed this elf that was presenting themself to him. To claim you as his mate officially.

Careful not to wake you, because he didn't want you to struggle until it was too late, he pulled your red and green pants and candy cane striped underwear down to your knees. Then he proceeded to lower himself over you until he was in position.

You were ripped violently from your dreams as extreme pain rammed through you. Rudolph, now at the height of his rut, had jammed in all in one go and with no prep.

Your tiny elf body squirmed and writhed in confusion and pain, the frantic struggles sending waves of pleasure through his cock which was embedded so well within you.

"Wha-what are you d-doing?" You squeaked out through the pain.

He didn't bother replying.

Rudolph's body was all you could see above you as his strong thrusts moved you back and forth below him.

The act was raw, instinctive, and possessive. Like your personhood was being fucked away by this being much larger than you until you were reduced to his property.

Screams for help barely escaped your body. They went unanswered. Even if someone had heard you Santa would have told them to steer clear.

You cried and sobbed, powerless to remove the brute who was raping you. Though it seemed he finally had noticed the cries of his partner through his rut.

He slowed down his pace, just a bit.

Snow elves were small but extremely resilient and adaptable. That fact, combined with a slightly slower rhythm allowed you to feel a bit of pleasure as your body adjusted.

"Fuck! You feel so tight! You're just so small~ Gotta fill you with cum. Gotta breed. Gotta breed. Gotta breed..."

You whimpered as the deer man lost himself in his carnal desire to fuck you silly.

He slowed down as he came in you, and you thought you could relax. You went limp, but before you could catch your breath he started pounding into you with renewed vigor, roughly pounding you into the bedding.

Cum leaked down your thighs as his heavy balls smacked you. The smell of his musk filled the air and made you a slight bit dizzy.

The seed from the first round of breeding had lubricated you nicely, and he slid in and out of you in a much more pleasurable manner.

"You take me so fucking well!"

Your crying and sobbing gradually turned into gasps and shudders of pleasure as over the course of the next several hours you came over and over until you couldn't react anymore.

You just lay there and take, completely senseless and overstimulated. Weeping not from pain but from the sensations of seemingly endless mating.

Finally he came in you hard and left himself in a while before pulling out completely. His dick left you with a lewd squelch as at least a gallon of semen dripped from your well worn hole.

For the first time in weeks he finally felt somewhat clear headed.

"Gosh, I'm so sorry."

Rudolph picked you up, cleaned you, and fed you. You were too tired to protest.

The deertaur was remarkably tender for someone who had just taken you against your will, treating you like a snowflake that would vanish under the slightest mistreatment.

It was odd being served by him for a change. But you were too out of it to really give it much thought.

"I'm sorry I wasn't more gentle. But I'm not sorry that you're my mate now."

He was still in rut, and every single day leading up to Christmas Eve, he made you endure an hours long breeding session. You smelled just like him. As if his scent was ingrained in you at a cellular level.

Luckily, his rut ended just in time for him to be able to complete his job, guiding the sleigh without a hitch.

You tried to escape while he was out with Santa, but the higher up elves informed you that you had a new assignment.

You had to live with Rudolph permanently to make sure he never got wild again. His partner had to live with him. If they took you from him now, even outside of rut, he'd go insane. And he performed a very important task by leading the sleigh.

You should have felt honored. Not many elves got to personally save Christmas.