#Boruto and Sarada love Mitsuki to death

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Did You Know That Naruto/Boruto Openings/Endings Foreshadow The Future?

You can tell a lot from the opening and endings of the Naruto/Boruto anime.

Here, I'm going to show you some opening and endings that may foreshadow the future (I may have missed some).

First, we'll begin with endings.

In ending 4, team 15 had their moments where Namida and Wasabi were at a train station, whereas Sumire was seen walking in the rain.

Still in ending 4 (pretty sure it's straight afterwards), you see Boruto standing in front of Konoha, which shows before and after it's destroyed.

I was thinking, Sumire's the only character to be walking in the rain, and then the scene straight after is Konoha being destroyed. You can faintly see he's angry.

Could it be because something happens to Sumire?

Why would this scene be straight after?

Sumire is the only character that's connect to Boruto, except Kawaki. Not Sarada, not Mitsuki, not Shikadai. Kawaki's connected to Boruto through Karma, whereas Sumire is connected through Nue/Gozu Tenno.

Boruto means bolt, which is connected to Neji's name meaning (screw), but let's not forget that it's also connected to storms.

Why would Sumire be the only one out of all the endings (I think) in a storm, then the village being destroyed straight after?

Sumire's name means violet, but the surname she took on means family tree/lineage. This could connect us to the Otsutsuki or Divine Tree, just like Nue.

So I was thinking that either something happened to her (like her death) that results in the destruction of Konoha, or something related to her will trigger Konoha's destruction.

Now we're moving onto openings.

In opening 6, we see Sumire next to Hinata and Naruto, which reminds me of the next point.

I’m not sure where this was on, but I remember seeing it.

If foreshadowed NaruHina, Hinata being near Minato and Kushina, just like SUmire's near Naruto and Hinata.

So could it be foreshadowing BoruSumi?

In opening 7, we see Boruto, the only other character to be in the middle of a storm. But red is the color for rage. I believe this is connected to Sumire's storm and Konoha's destruction.

Could something happen to Sumire that leads us back to Konoha's destruction theory?

Also in opening 7 (I didn't get a very good pic of it), we see Kawaki actually rebuilding Konoha. Could that mean he actually wins the Boruto-Kawaki fight that was in the very first episode?

Next in opening 9, we see Kawaki with some white doves. White doves mean peace, new beginnings, love etc. So could it mean that Kawaki finally finds peace?

Maybe after the battle between him and Boruto and if they both survive, he helps Boruto and lives a new life of peace, similar to Sasuke, but instead stay in the village.

In opening 10, it shows Kawaki having red eyes.

Now, this is a wild theory, but could Kawaki have relations to the Uchiha clan?

Even in one of the manga covers, he has red eyes, just like Sarada's.

This could foreshadow KawaSara, or Kawaki just has relations to them.

Finally, opening 10 shows Boruto in the rain alone. This could mean someone he cares about died.

Sumire, for example, especially after everything that we've already gone over.

Or Naruto and Hinata's "deaths". Or even Sasuke's (those are the people I think are most closest to him who have a bigger chance of dying).

I think I've missed some, I don't really watch the endings, so there's probably more, but for now, this is it. If I find out more foreshadowing, I'll make a new post.

[doamarierose-honoka]

Boruto: Two Blue Vortex is continuing to flesh out the current state of the Hidden Leaf Village after its three year timeskip following Boruto: Naruto Next Generations, and the newest chapter of the series teases that there will be even more of a focus on Sarada Uchiha's feelings for Boruto Uzumaki! Boruto: Two Blue Vortex has picked up three years after Kawaki took Boruto's place and made the Hidden Leaf Village believe he killed his father Naruto, and things have changed for the Hidden Leaf Village as they have been recovering from the perceived death of their Hokage years ago.

Boruto: Two Blue Vortex reunited Boruto and Sarada following their run in with one another during Code's initial attack on the Hidden Leaf Village, and the newest chapter of the series picks up shortly after they reunited with one another once more. It was an emotional reunion as Sarada quickly ran up to Boruto and embraced him after seeing him for the first real time in so long, and the newest chapter of the series further explores those feelings as Sarada questions them herself.

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Does Sarada Love Boruto in Two Blue Vortex?

Boruto: Two Blue Vortex Chapter 6 picks up shortly after Boruto returns to the village to fill Sarada and Sumire on what's been happening to the Ten Tails. Sarada realizes that she ran up and hugged Boruto, and has many things she wants to talk to him about but has no idea how to do so. Sarada's jumping on him even took Boruto by surprise, but after these pleasantries in their reunion it's back down to business as Boruto doesn't have a lot of time before Kawaki detects him in the village.

Soon enough it's revealed to be the case as Mitsuki attacks Boruto (following Kawaki finding him in the village), and Boruto is forced to run away. Sarada's potential love for Boruto is one of the planted seeds we've seen in the original series, but it seems that all this time apart and everything that's happened in the time skip just might bring Sarada's feelings for him to the forefront in the future chapters.

Do you think Sarada has a crush on Boruto in Boruto: Two Blue Vortex? Let us know all of your thoughts about it in the comments! You can even reach out to me directly about all things animation and other cool stuff @Valdezology on X (formerly known as Twitter)!

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Boruto things that made me lose my mind (ep 94-119):

I like how none of the kids from the original naruto teams are friends as adults lmao

Chocho: how could my mom love my dad? It has to be his ravenous appetite

Kakashi @ sasuke: lol u r so bad at bonding with ur daughter *proceeds to give him terrible advice*

Kakashi telling sasuke how to interact with his daughter: use a soft and loving voice. When you talk to naruto- (ok stop, let's appreciate your line of throught right there)

Sasuke @ sarada: I wanted to be hokage once (and babygirl that was one of your top 10 most fucking batshit insane moments)

OK the cursed marks apparently use genetic manipulation, which is odd and really interesting. I assume it works like a virus, inserting and expressing foreign... demonic? DNA. Weird.

Why are all anime scientists evil?

Karin: time to torch all these cursed geese 🔥 Sarada: no, stand back, I'll do it myself 😠

The more they say Karin is not sarada's mother, the less I believe it

...a goose they said was genetically incapable of flying flew away... fucking what? Just tying hard in exactly the same way as everyone else is not how you overcome genetic disadvantages like that????

Why all this moralizing abt kindness toward animals? This is a show where kids beat the shit out of eachother and murder ppl. Can we focus on not doing that maybe???

Orochimaru: hm looks like mitsuki is becoming too gay, we may have to delete all his memories 😔

Kakashi: why dont u wanna believe in ghosts? Mirai: if ghosts are real, why hasn't my dad visited me? (Hey kakashi, this would b a good time to tell her abt the time u spent literally dead? No? Ok cool)

THE CULT OF JASHIN?! HAHAHA. Losers.

Why tf do they even hold the chunin exams? Just promote ppl based on merit like they literally just did with shikadai??? (Historically its bc ppl like watching death matches)

The commercialization of the shinobi within the village makes me wanna spit and bite

Houki abt kakashi: the one who nourished lord 7th 😤 (is that really true tho? I mean he did his best but team 7 was a clusterfuck)

Konohamaru: there is no shortcut to becoming hokage! (Yeah sure but there is huge favoritism toward those trained by the previous hokage...)

Boruto: people aren't in love unless they overtly say it (I love to image this is how Boruto sees how ppl feel abt everything and that's y he's so loud and blunt abt things)

Random village: we stave off a demon by joining two bloodlines in an act of incest ✌️

Konohamaru, casually: my grandpa died by entering a deal with an entity beyond human comprehension 🤷‍♂️

[dorn-queen-of-thorns]

"The power in me"

12th Chapter

Promises

At another place:

The boy sits alone in front of his girlfriend's protective coffin. A coffin where time stands still. Sustained by her spirit mate, Nue. This powerful beast's chakra, although descended from Kaguya Ootsutsuki, does not last forever and so the boy must act to save his girlfriend. He's under pressure.

His goal is very clear to him. He must harvest the chakra fruit and give it to his girlfriend. Momoshiki recently told him about the Gozu Tennō that it represents an almost completed karma mark and thus she is a vessel of Kaguya. Momoshiki promised him that if he gave up his body and let his soul fall asleep, Momoshiki would save Sumire and thus Boruto and Sumire would be together as Momoshiki and Kaguya forever.

The mark Sumire wore 3 years ago when they were all still in the Shinobi Academy.

These were good times. Along with Shikadai, Mitsuki and the other boys, he has caused a lot of trouble and pranks while Sarada and the girls tried to stop the boys, which often ended in chaos.

He fondly remembers the quarrels with Sarada and misses her protective nature towards everyone she counts to her group. And her target is supposed to be big in the future...

His childhood friend has big plans with her goal of becoming one of the next future Hokages and following in his father's footsteps. A goal he never aspired to himself. Much rather wanted to be as cool and capable as Sarada's father Sasuke while also being his master. He sadly recalls the old days slowly fading away, overshadowed by Momoshiki's personality.

Your blue eyes will make you lose everything you hold dear. This bastard prophesied his dark fate. The facial expression of the once cheerful boy darkens into a sad grimace and sheds tears.

Another memory appears: "Your eyes are much bluer than your father's!" Sarada once said, which could also be mistaken for a romantic intention and he also blushed at the time. But now he realizes more and more that Sarada instinctively saw ahead of his dark destiny.

" Remember! This miserable brat was pathetically trying to hide her Rinnegan from us,” Boruto hears a malicious laugh.

"As the last possible Uchiha with a newly awakened Rinnegan, she must die. She could prevent your plan if there is a possibility of a connection to Kawaki. You know her nature and her desire to protect everyone around her. She's similar to Naruto..." a telltale voice whispers into his own consciousness.

" No!!! I can't, I mustn't go that far!!!”, Boruto desperately tries to shake off this thought.

Sarada, Mitsuki....

He remembers the boy with his pale yet handsome appearance. His skin is white as snow, and his hair is slightly bluish to match. But his eyes radiate such a magical warmth for Boruto. He could never decide which was prettier to him. Mitsuki's warm golden eyes or Sumire's mysterious dark purple ones. He could never really make up his mind. Had Mitsuki been with him when he had to take Sumire to safety, he would have taken him with him.

Himawari, his beloved mother and his misunderstood father….

The relationship with his father Naruto had never been easy. There were times when he wished for a different father. Often he had no time for himself and his family. Everything changed when Kawaki moved in, and it pains him to realize that Kawaki was the reason he ended up spending more time with his father. However, he never wished for his father's death. He could only watch helplessly as he was drawn into the vast Dimension Gate.

Hinata…

Hinata, was always the calming influence of her family. She had always been there for him and his sister. She hadn't had it easy growing up, as the future head of the Hyuga family. All she wanted was a simple and normal life. A loving family. The love she missed so much from her childhood passed it all on to her own family, and that's probably why she was able to forgive Naruto's absence.

Himawari…

He will never be able to forget his little sister. The sunshine of his family. He hopes that somehow she will survive in this ruined world. Maybe she's lucky and Kawaki will take it in his own place. She wanted to follow in her big brother's footsteps and also become a great shinobi. She had great talent, even more than he did. She just entered the Shinobi Academy and hasn't even passed her Genin exam yet.

I'm sorry Hima... Are his last thoughts of her before Momoshiki takes over his personality again.

„ They’re all just miserable creatures and the price has to be paid in order to be able to stay with your girlfriend forever”, again that treacherous voice.

Kawaki….

Times weren't easy with his fiery adoptive brother, who never lied and infuriated everyone with his outspoken manner. And... yet there was a special bond with this intimidating boy. A loving bond that could exist only between brothers.

He doesn't want to have to sacrifice his brother; not by blood but by their bond; who was also forced and made to an Ootsutsuki. Far more gruesome than his own Ootsutsuki trial. Kawaki had to overcome a lot of suffering and pain. The period of family life was short-lived for him. This sensitive boy would never recover from this loss. Boruto firmly believes this and thus decides to end Kawaki's dark fate.

"You know what you have to do. There's no going back..." says his second personality in him.

His thoughts wander back to Sumire one last time. Tenderly he touches her cold hand and anchors his fingers in hers. He desperately wishes that someday she would be able to return his gesture of affection and love. But first he has to do something important:

To save Sumire he will have to sacrifice Kawaki and the rest of the world.

" Sumire, I promise to save your life! And if I have to sacrifice the world for it, I will end your suffering!” says a last part of his personality to the girl in the coffin. And so his goal is clear. He's willing to sacrifice the rest of the world for Sumire...

Same day:

Together with Suigetsu, Sarada meets Orochimaru in his laboratory. She is disappointed to find that Mitsuki is not present.

He doesn't come here to say goodbye to me, she realizes sadly. All she has left is a shambles of loose memories.

Orochimaru looks at Sarada in the old Akatsutki coat and has to suppress a smirk. Too much he would see his former teammate Tsunade's face when Sakura's daughter stands in front of her in that ill-omened coat. Too bad he won't see that reaction.

He points to two letters in front of him: "It's good that you're here. You should be familiar with Tsunade, also called the 5th. Your father must have contacted her too. She agrees to continue your further development of chakra control. You are fortunate that your mother made an impressive impression on her as her student, as one of the three sannin.

You'll be on your way tomorrow. Of course not alone. One of my team will accompany you to Sunagakure. The path has become dangerous and you and your father are the last Uchiha..." Her father's former master wants to continue, but is interrupted by Sarada.

"No, I don't want to!", Sarada refuses and looks her opposite firmly in the eyes.

The little girl really has the courage or cheek? to disobey his orders. The old Sannin looks at her in surprise and scrutiny, "No?"

Sarada shakes her head resolutely, "I want to stay with Mitsuki and you. Please train me to become stronger.”

The request surprises Orochimaru beyond measure. She takes after her father and his eyes soften for his standards. Memories are awakened again and his earlier desire for a Uchiha body reports back briefly. But he is aware that such a body is useless if this world is destroyed by one or both Ootsutsukis and will ultimately die despite having this body anyway.

"I refuse," he says matter-of-factly to her.

Sarada looks at him in disappointment and before she tries to rebel any further, he continues, "I don't accept disobedience. In addition, you only own the 2nd Tomoe. You are too weak to teach yourself any other useful techniques and you are untalented for an Uchiha. Your father had already developed the 3rd tomoe at your age..."

Hurt by this statement, Sarada looks to the side and wraps one arm protectively around her body, which clutches her other arm., "Whatever you say... I'll go ahead and pack my things then."

“It is important that you stay focused on your mission. Protect Kawaki from his own fate. If you save him, everyone else around you including your father will be safe..." Orochimaru tells her calmly.

"And what about mom? Why haven't I heard from her?” Sarada asks desperately. If she can't be with her mother during this difficult time, she isn't willing to have to break her newly formed bonds again.

"Sarada, I can't tell you what happened to your mother. I still don't know the exact circumstances”, the old Sannin tries to wriggle out of the increasingly unpleasant conversation with lies like a snake.

Sarada senses that everyone around here avoids her , when it comes to her mother. Mom… Where are you? she asks herself worried about her mother.

"You have to pack your things now. Karin will accompany you on your journey. She is the best choice for you. You can protect both of you sufficiently while she serves as your chakra source. She's already waiting for you. Now go !”

Alarmed by Orochimaru's statement, Sarada immediately wants to counter something, but remembers her promise to Karin and Suigetsu's statement that she had to do something.

Slightly relieved not to have to watch out for a pregnant woman on this dangerous journey, she goes back to her makeshift quarters and rests to recharge her batteries.

A few hours later there is a knock on Sarada's door and her foster aunt stands grinning in front of her with something important to her in her hand, "Suigetsu has returned to your room and brought me your broken glasses. I put in a new lens and swapped the broken temple for a good one.”

Sarada examines her repaired glasses: The glasses that were once fiery red now have a black bracket as a new splash of color. Sarada likes the new little change and is grateful to Karin for her care. She only knew such care from her mother until now. She unconsciously wipes her tears from her eyes...

" What is? Lord, if you don't like it. Let's buy you new glasses in Sunagakure. Please don't cry!” Karin tries to calm her down.

Startled, Sarada looks up at her foster aunt, "No, it's not that. Your caring reminds me of Mama. That's all and I want my glasses to stay that way. Thank you Aunt Karin!”

With slain cheeks and a trembling voice, which she tries to quell in front of Sarada. She hugs the girl so Sarada doesn't see her own tears, "Sarada, I promise to support you!", recalling the promise she made to Sakura shortly after Sarada's delivery.

Together they both go to one of the secret exits possessed by this huge laboratory built into a mountain.

Arriving at the exit, they are already awaiting by Suigetsu, Orochimaru and Log, Mitsuki's big brother? Sarada is disappointed to find that Log's more younger copy doesn't appear for her farewell . She remembers Mitsuki's statement that Team 7 is destroyed and that is a rupture in their friendship between the two.

Log notices her sad look, "I'm sorry for you. But I'm supposed to tell you that Mitsuki can't and doesn't want to come to your farewell. I also wished for a different ending for both of you. But when it comes to Boruto, he's very stubborn."

"I see.." Sarada says gloomily to Log, "please tell him that I didn't want it all that way. And he should take care of himself.”

"I will," Log tells her.

Then Suigetsu speaks up and approaches Karin and carefully takes her hand. He gently squeezes her one last time, "Be careful, okay?! And watch out for the brat that she doesn't do anything stupid.”

Blushed, Karin looks at Suigetsu and unnoticed, she strokes her hand briefly over her lower abdomen, "I will. And don't worry about her. She's quite reasonable for her age."

" Who knows? She's an Uchiha and a pretty girl at that. She'll quickly attract the interest of boys of her age and maybe some girls,” he jokes about Sarada.

" Do you have it right now? Man, boys are all the same, just so annoying!” precedes an indignant Sarada with a blush on her face and doesn't get anything from the exchange of words between the two adults. Kawaki's appearance appears in her memory.

Damned! He's just a mission for me. Nothing else! , she thinks annoyed and sets off.

Karin quickly catches up with her and they both begin their journey together.

The group that stayed behind looks after the two women for a while.

And you're really okay with Karin going with Sarada,” a curious Orochimaru asks Suigetsu.

Nervous beads of sweat form on Suigetsu's face, "Both of them will be fine. Sarada is a one man army and with Karin she has unlimited ammo,” he tries to calm himself and hide his own concerns.

"As you mean...", Orochimaru looks after the two women for a while until they are no longer perceptible. "Was the cloak your idea?" Orochimaru's mouth twitched imperceptibly.

Suigetsu becomes melancholic of his youthful days together with his group of Sasuke, Jūgo and of course Karin, "I thought I had to cheer the brat up a bit and gave her her father's old Akatsutki coat."

An audible snort followed by a whoop of laughter makes Suigetsu look up, startled, to see his master bursting with laughter.

"You already know that she's going to cause a lot of trouble with this. Well, it suits a native Uchiha..." and he wipes a single tear from his right eye.

A laughing Orochimaru terrifies Suigetsu. You don't see something like that every day...

[raveneira]

I dunno why ppl still believe Kishimoto is writing when gaiden and Boruto movie Sarada could not be more different from Boruto manga Sarada.

Kishimotos Sarada had goals, dreams, and ambitions, her own personal conflicts and development completely outside of Boruto, infact back then she actively opposed him and wasn't his mindless yes man but would actually call him out and have her own thoughts.

Boruto manga Sarada is a passive joke with no ambition other than just saying she's gonna be hokage yet making zero moves towards it, she says she's captain of their team yet after the boro arc where they had a common enemy to focus on, now we see the real deal when it's just her and they had zero respect for her and did as they pleased, then to add insult to injury Boruto takes over HER fight and tells HER to stand back while HE gets control of their team undermining her authority and she just lets this happen. This is not the first or last time he does this to her, it's literally 'stand back and let the men handle this' and she like an obedient dog just obeys because Boruto knows best I guess.

All her actions, motivations, and thoughts all center around Boruto, not even her own dad and Naruto her idol get even a fraction of consideration from her, she was more broken up over Boruto not catching a break than she was about Narutos death or her dad getting his eye stabbed out.

And yes, she really wasn't that concerned about Naruto dying because when Sasuke appeared she only mentions how everyone is after Boruto and Mitsuki is acting strange, she never once thinks about Narutos death in this entire exchange, it's all about Boruto.

The timeskip is the worse of the worst because it's confirmed all Sarada has done for 3 years straight is bitch about nobody believing her about Boruto, her only thoughts for 5 chapters straight was Boruto, the only time she mentions her dad IS IN REFERENCE TO BORUTO, not about how he is, and her mom isn't even a thought at all, ya know, the woman whose husband is rogue and her best friend is presumed dead, but nah fk Sakura entirely because God forbid Sarada cares about what anyone else is going through but Boruto.

The absolute worst look for Sarada is Boruto literally implying Sasuke was dead and she had ZERO reaction to it and instead just hugged him and said 'your late idiot '

She didn't even let him finish telling her what happened to her dad because hugging him was more important, him being late was more important than asking about her own father's status.

This is the same girl Kishimoto wrote CRYING her entire childhood from missing her dad, asking her mom all the time why Sasuke wouldn't come home, left the village behind her mom's back just to meet her dad finally, AWAKENED HER SHARINGAN OUT OF PURE JOY OF FINALLY GETTING TO MEET HIM, and cried tears of joy when he said her existence was proof of his and Sakura love.

If you think Kishimoto is writing the Boruto manga when her dad was missing for 3 years straight and Boruto came back twice without him and she never asked ONCE where her dad was, you are outta your fkin mind.

[bdamanlover4ever]

Mitsuki keeps the team peace

Boruto: Sarada, I can't sleep....

Sarada, going to bed: Oh well I can. Goodnight.

Boruto: I'm SERIOUS! I keep thinking who's more good looking? You or me?

Sarada, waking up: Why don't we ask, Mitsuki?

Mitsuki: It's late and I really don't feel comfortable being dragged into th-

Boruto: Mitsuki, answer this and next time you almost drown I won't think twice about not saving you.

Sarada: Yeah! Who's more good looking, Boruto or I? And remember who's the one who knows the secret location of where you live.

Boruto: Mitsuki!? YOU TOLD HER WHERE YOU LIVE? I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS!?

Mitsuki: I don't understand anything happening right now... You're both very beautiful.

Boruto: Well I'm BEAUTIFULER!

Sarada: That's not even a real word!

Boruto: YOU'RE JUST JELLY OF HOW CUTE I LOOK!

Sarada: I am a Uchiha princess! I don't need any validation from the likes of you!

Boruto: Oh, because I'm not royalty, I'm suddenly not good enough for you?

Sarada: I never said that.

Boruto: You never say a lot of things but you IMPLIED!

Mitsuki, sweating nervously: You're both FABULOUS! Okay? Now go paint each other's nails or something!

Sarada, smirks: Yeah, I can paint my nails way better than Boruto's.

Boruto: Over my dead sparkling electric blue nails you do!

Sarada: Have you ever even painted your nails before?

Boruto: Pff, Mitsuki can teach me. Right?

Mitsuki, pulls pillow over his head: How can they do so much talking? It's ONLY 3 am!

[christelightlavo]

Boruto "the mom" AU. Quotes.

•Waitress :- and what would you like?

Mitsuki :- I want to devour the unborn.

Waitress :- w-what?

Boruto :- *sighing* eggs, he wants eggs.

• Boruto :- that's it! You all are grounded!

Boruto :- *points at denki* no computer for you!

Boruto :- *points at inojin* no drawing for you!

Boruto :- *points at chocho and shikadai* no more tasty food, you are eating vegetables and extra work for you shikadai!

Boruto :- *points at mitsuki* and... Is there anything you love dearly???

Mitsuki :- I love my sun, you.

Boruto :- *sighing* well then, no me for you then.

•Kawaki :- I am not out of control, I am a law abiding citizen!

Boruto :- name one law.

Kawaki :- ...don't kill people?

Boruto :- that is on dad, he set the bar to low.

•Boruto :- did you guys brought eggs like I asked you to?

Himawari:- we brought something better!

Boruto :- ??

Kawaki :- *holding a chicken*

Boruto :- !?

Himawari :- his name is aka!

•Boruto :- so... Sarada kissed you... And you said thank you?

Shikadai :- *laying his head on boruto's lap. Half crying* yes.

Boruto :-..... That was extremely polite.

Half an hour later.

Sarada :- *eating ice-cream and crying on the phone* and then he thanked me!

Boruto :- *on the other side of the phone* maybe he panicked??

•Boruto :- how do you want your coffee, again ?

Sasuke :- as dark and bitter as my soul.

Boruto :- .....a latte?

•Kawaki :- I want to fucking die.

Boruto :- *covering himawari's ears* don't be like that.

Kawaki :- heckity heck, I crave death.

Boruto :- no--

[enixamyram]

My Ranking Of Naruto's Next Gen Characters

1. Shinki - I immediately had a soft spot for Shinki because he's Gaara's son and because I'm a sucker for adopted relationships. But since then I really do like him as his own character. The more I see of him the more interested I am. I really hope they do some kind of arc about his past and where he came from and I hope it lives up to the anticipation I have built waiting for it.

2. Himawari - A totally cutie, she's just such a sweet and fun character, the exact kind of thing I like most about this series. I also enjoy the fact that she's a natural with her byakugan and she's definitely one of those who I can't wait to see what she'll be like as she grows older. I hope she'll become a strong Shinobi but without losing her sweet soft hearted side.

3. Wasabi - Honestly I love any character that has some kind of cat-like affinity and Wasabi is no exception. That said, like Shinki, this may have been what drew me in at first but the more I see of her, the more I enjoy in general. Her being an original character also helps and even if she doesn't have a big story of her own, I enjoy the little ones all the same.

4. Sarada - Proof not all my favourites are bias because of their parents! I do not enjoy Sasuke or Sakura's characters at all, but Sarada is really growing on me! I find her quite entertaining, as someone who works hard to become strong rather than just being a natural, and even if Hokage is a pretty cliché goal at this point, it's still nice to see a female character with a desire that has nothing to do with a cute boy in her class.

5. Yodo - This ones a bit of a cheat because we really don't know that much about her. But from what we do know, I really adore her. I love her design and there are really nice little moments for her. I like that she seems to be the friendliest of the Team Shinki group, being the only one to really talk to others in a easy going way.

6. Araya - Again, another slight cheat for similar reasons but I have a soft spot for Suna characters. That and I find it sweet that Araya suffers from anxiety and leans on his friends (like Shinki) in order to stay calm and focus on the fight.

5. Inojin - And we're back to my usual bias because let's face it, a lot of my love for Inojin is that he's Ino's son, haha! Still, I wouldn't like a character for that reason alone and I do find Inojin to be entertaining. He has some really nice episodes and I don't believe anyone who wasn't at least a little moved by Akkun's death!

8. Sumire - She started off a pretty typical background character that I had no feelings for. She was the kind that was just there. Then they gave her an interesting backstory and villain arc and she definitely grew on me. I feel like there's room to develop her more but as she is, she's still fun to watch.

9. Metal - While his design is one of the most unoriginal (it's not even funny how much of an obvious clone he is of his dad), I actually really like that he has an opposite personality to him. I wouldn't mind seeing him build more as his own character but the parts we have seen have been interesting and I feel genuine sympathy for the poor kid a lot of the time.

10. Shikadai - He's just behind Metal in most unoriginal design. And that wouldn't actually bother me too much but he's got too much of his fathers personality as well. While I don't hate the character, I have no interest in him either since it's clear the show is just copying Shikamaru in most ways. Maybe if the series does something big and different to surprise the audience with him then he could earn a higher place but at the moment my biggest interest in him is that he's related to Gaara and Shinki.

11. Boruto - While he definitely has a lot of negative traits, I don't dislike him all that much. Even if I don't agree, I can understand why he feels and acts the way he does. Most of my dislike is an entirely personal issue. I just don't enjoy his random devotion to Sasuke (and not just because I dislike Sasuke) and I just generally do not find him to be an eye catching main character. I'd much rather watch the other characters.

12. Chocho - Again, not necessarily a bad character. I like her design and I enjoy some moments of her. But I'm also very much put off by her personality. I just don't like those kind of girls so every time Chocho get's into one of her big headed speeches, I need to skip and move on. That being said, I still like her friendship with Sarada and enjoy watching her fight at the same time.

13. Iwabee - An interesting enough character, but simply not one I'm interested in. This is a funny one because by all means there is nothing at all wrong with him, but I still just don't care for him either way. The only scenes of his I really enjoy also involve characters I'm much more interested in.

13. Namida - I've conflicting feelings about this young girl. I actually liked that episode where she took a seemingly useless and problematic power (her crying/scream) and showed she can turn it into a powerful weapon with training. It was a really good episode and I adore her relationship with Wasabi. However apart from those two particular things, nothing else about her stands out and she's not really interested me any more than that.

14. Denki - Honestly the most boring original character. He's not necessarily that bad, but he's kind of a cliché in my eyes and I just don't find anything about him interesting at all. And it's not like Iwabee who I can live with or without, but rather I skip his scenes altogether.

15. Mitsuki - I just don't like him. Not only does he act just like Sai (without even the excuse of being related to Sai) but I've never liked the character who idolizes another this much. I especially do not like it when I feel the series doesn't even give a good enough reason for them to idolize them. Maybe if they had built the friendship between Mitsuki and Boruto, I might feel different but as it is, I generally roll my eyes whenever he's on screen.

[chidoroki]

Boruto EP246

aka: worst ep. 0/10. incredibly frustrated and heartbroken. would not recommend. FUCK. EVERYTHING.

The beautifully catchy OP can’t even curve my anxiety over the possibility of Kagura dying. I’m beyond nervous. If it happens I’m not gonna be happy. at all.

Good, everyone should be angry and Boruto’s karma activated too.

One rasengan was enough to make the enemy forces withdraw? If that’s the case then why didn’t he just use the vanishing rasengan earlier when Kagura was help captive? It would taken this bastard by surprise at least.

Hebiichigo sews up Kagura’s wound while Sarada and Iwabe use medical ninjutsu to assist, please tell me that’s enough to save him..

“Why won’t the bleeding stop?!” No no no, that is NOT what I want to hear, especially coupled with this sad soundtrack that started playing!

“Everyone.. it’s fine. I can’t.. hold on.. anymore.” Bro stop, I’m gonna burst into tears.

“I’m probably.. not going to make it.” Kagura I swear to god..

I feel my heart starting to break I can’t even focus on his words towards the swordsmen.

For the love of god please don’t close your pretty pink eyes!

Don’t show me one last smile either!!

Damn it Kagura! You’re the only reason this dragged out arc was even worth watching for me and you’re certainly last person I wanted to die on this mission! Fuck!!

Goddamn it man, I’m so pissed off.. this is basically what it felt like when Asuma died for me. Maybe even worse, because at least Asuma died by Hidan, member of the well feared and powerful Akatsuki. Kagura though? Dies by some random Funato clan henchmen, who was then taken out by Boruto in one hit moments later? Are you fucking for real??

Dude we’re not even a full nine minutes into the episode and I don’t want to watch anymore.. I honestly don’t care about this arc anymore.

Meanwhile Chojuro is out here playing a stalling game of battleship with the enemy when his trusted assistant is out dying somewhere else.. great.

Do they expect me to care about Tenma’s backstory about being abandoned then taken in by the Funato clan after the heartbreak they just put me through?

Of course they buried my boy under the large tree in the village.

Oh wow, Buntan actually suggested Sarada to take over the mission as captain. I mean I agree as everyone else did but I just assumed Boruto would’ve been put in that position given Kagura’s final words.

.. I never thought I’d put “Kagura” and “final words” in the same sentence.. I’m never gonna get over this death man. Fuck the Funato clan.

Oh come on, don’t show me these wholesome flashbacks with Kagura and Boruto now. I’m gonna cry again.

Oh, I didn’t even think about how his karma mark activated while he’s using Amado’s medicine to suppress it.. oops.

Seeing Tenma and his followers get beat up by Chojuro gives me great joy.

Preview thoughts:

“Let’s go take down that bastard Funamushi!” Yes please. If one Funato clan guy has to die then it better be that dude.

The episode is title “For Kagura” ..my heart is fucking shattered y’all.

No joke, Kagura was is one of my top five favorites of the new gen characters alongside Sarada, Mitsuki, Inojin and Kawaki. I’m not sure which order they would go in exactly but he’s up there. So yeah, safe to say I’m gonna be sad about this death for the rest of my life. Damn it.

[musicalinny]

Events with Lord Seventh

Hinata: I married Lord Seventh.

Boruto: Obviously.

Hinata: And, he was also my first love.

Himawari: Ooh, destiny!

_

Sakura: Lord Seventh had a crush on me.

Sarada: Really? Woah.

Sakura: He was also my first kiss.

Sarada: ...eh?

Sasuke: Mine too.

Sarada: Wait, what?!

_

Ino: Lord Seventh trusts me! I think.

Sai: He once hated me because I said his equipment was questionable.

Ino: How did you-

Sai: I was telling the truth, though.

Inojin: You sound... close.

_

Shikamaru: I'm Lord Seventh's first friend.

Shikadai: That's cool.

Temari: I once called him a shrimp.

Shikadai: Cool...?

_

Rock Lee: Lord Seventh is my youthful rival!

Metal Lee: Youth!

Tenten: I went with him on many missions.

Metal Lee: ...

Metal Lee: Youth!

_

Gaara: He saved me from solitude.

Shinki: That's amazing, father.

Kankuro: Eh, I think he's cool. He's a hero!

Shinki: ...

Shinki: *faces Gaara again* That's amazing, father.

_

Choji: I gave Lord Seventh snacks!

Chocho: What kind of snacks?!

Choji: Potato chips!

Karui: Hah, I almost beat Lord Seventh to death!

Chocho: Mama...

_

Shiho: I bet you he doesn't even remember me.

Shino: First time?

Kiba: What are you guys even doing?

Shino: Memories with Naruto. You?

Kiba: Now that you said it, all I can remember now is that stupid Thousand Years of Death.

Shino: Memorable indeed.

Shiho: How are you still alive?

_

Orochimaru: I tried to kill him. Few times. Good old days.

Mitsuki: That sounds fun.

Orochimaru: It was.

_

Karin: Him? We're from the same clan.

Suigetsu: What?! But aren't you like cousins? Does he know about you?

Karin: Does he need to?

Suigetsu: ...

Jugo: ...

The snakes: ...

Karin: ...

Karin: Oh.

[keepyourlife]

Yeah I get your point with Sakura, but probably the only time she could beat his ass is when he doesn't fight back. The author didn't really want strong female characters.

The thing is wished Sakura stopped wanting Sasuke, like that at the end of Naruto she would have moved on. The way she was treated was horrible. I mean they could develop her feelings for him in the novel and buroto.

thing is, you're right. yes, sasuke would of course be able to easily defeat sakura. and that's on kishimoto and his fear of female characters being stronger than the male ones.

your point about her letting go of her feelings for sasuke?? you're so right. see, the reason i was happy they ended up together was nostalgia. i remember watching naruto as a little kid and really liking sakura, as i kind of identified with her. and when the anime showed us that sasuke and sakura were sharing some could-be-romantic moments, i loved that. (before anyone comes for me: i was 7, "toxic" wasn't something i knew. i literally just wanted my favourite character to end up with her love interest) so from that standpoint, i was happy. sakura of course deserves better. the shit sasuke put her through, all of them, but sakura AND THEIR DAUGHTER especially, is enough reason for her to just. dump him, really. if they made a storyline of it, them working through the whole part where sarada grew up without a father, how sakura was basically a single mom who didn't even know if her husband was still alive or where he was. how he literally tried to kill her once. like, a forehead tap is not gonna make that okay. (shoutout to itachi) then yea, please. but for that to happen, the authors would have to recognise that they're reducing a female character to being a mother & always forgiving her husband because sHe LovES hIM.

i don't like what they did to hinata. like, overall, but especially in boruto. the real tragedy are female characters in shonen anime, i feel like.

and, let's be real, kishimoto's tendency to just make all kunoichi medical-nins pissed me off at some point. like, with sakura it made sense. team 7 at some point all had their individual teachers (naruto had jiraya, sakura had tsunade, sasuke had. well. orochimaru) and sakura becoming the best in the field? makes sense. she wanted to be able to be with her teammates, but she also realised that she wouldn't be able to be as strong in fighting as they were. so she found another way, by working her ass off, cause she didn't have a freaking god inside of her, or a sharingan/rinnegan. but like,, i recently watched the episode of obito's death and yea, of course they made the only female character in the team the medical-nin. same with team konohamaru. i get it, boruto is the protagonist, he's the fighter, then you have mitsuki and sarada. and of course the med is sarada. ("she has her mom's talents" shut up shut up shut up, girls don't have to always be like their mothers)

and oof, yeah topic boruto and how sakura and sasuke are shown there. listen, i watch that anime for sarada, sasuke and sakura. that's just a fact. i love the og team 7 and i LOVE sarada. i think it's nice that one of the main characters is a glasses-wearing uchiha, that thank god isn't male for once. love that boruto is looking up to sasuke, while sarada wants to be like naruto. (and i swear, if that one doesn't end up with sarada becoming hokage)

[moonandblossoms]

For the ships ask:

2, 7, 9, 11, 12, 13, 14, 16, 17, 19, 20, 21, 22, 24, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 34, 35.

For any fandom.

2. Your newest ship: Megumi/Nobara from Jujutsu Kaisen, Licht/Tetia from Black Clover.

7. Most innocent ship: Kenny/Ming Ming from Beyblade.

9. Most angsty ship: Not sure, but maybe Obito/Rin and Yahiko/Konan from Naruto (?).

11. Ship I never wanted in canon but like to see them in fanworks: Sasuke/Tenten from Naruto, Naruto/Ino from Naruto, Rock Lee/Sakura from Naruto and L/Misa from Death Note.

12. Characters that I can imagine only in one ship: Hinata in Naruto/Hinata from Naruto and Boruto, Miguel in Miguel/Mathilda from Beyblade, Frankie in Mario/Frankie in beyblade, Neji in Neji/Tenten from Naruto, Sasuke in Sasuke/Sakura from Naruto and Boruto, Mitsuki in Mitsuki/Sarada from Boruto, Both Itachi and Izumi in Itachi/Izumi from Naruto.

13. Most shippable character: Hmm, maybe Sakura from Naruto? There is no such character as of now.

14. Character that I can't imagine any ship: Hmm, mostly Orochimaru from Naruto. I imagine him only with science, not a person XD. 

16. Characters that you kinda ship but prefer as BROTPS: Naruto/Sakura and Naruto/Sasuke (favorite BROTP) from Naruto, Boruto/Sarada from Boruto, L/Light from Death Note, Itadori/Megumi and Nobara/Maki from Jujutsu Kaisen.

17. Characters that I only view as a ship only and not as friends: Hmm, there isn't any such ship I like that way because I like to view them as friends before they become lovers.

19. Ship that you never expected to ship: Tala/Queen and Tala/Julia from Beyblade, Yami/Charlotte and Yuno/Charmy from Black Clover. Also Gojo/Utahime and Megumi/Nobara from Jujutsu Kaisen.

20. Ship that I liked but not anymore: Boruto/Sarada from Boruto.

21. Ship that I was one day thinking and thought, "Wait, when did I start shipping them?": Tala/Queen from Beyblade. I honestly have no idea when I started shipping them lol. Even Tyson/Hilary. There was a time when I equally or slightly liked Kai/Hilary more too but now I am clueless about when I started preferring Tyson/Hilary way more than them. Also Ozuma/Mariam and Kane/Salima from beyblade. I am kind of sure about KaneSal but sorta forgot when I started to become a die-hard fan XDXD

22. Ship that I immediately fell in love with after a scene despite not considering it earlier: Kane/Salima from Beyblade. It's the scene when Kane and Salima where put against each other to test cyber bit-beasts and each of them had the hella amount of trust they put in each other in episode 20 and also because of episodes 25,26 and 27. Also Ozuma/Mariam where Mariam was concerned about Ozuma in episode 39. Neji/Tenten from Naruto where Neji saves Tenten from Kisame's water prison in episode 14 or 15 from Shippuden.

24. Biggest NOTP: Sasuke/Karin from Naruto. Pah, had enough with these anti Sasuke/Sakura fans.

27. Ships that I expected to ship before watching the franchise and I still do: Naruto/Hinata and Sasuke/Sakura from Naruto, Ray/Mariah from Beyblade.

28. Ships that I expected to ship before watching the franchise but I don't: Nothing as such, but maybe Max/Mariam and Ray/Salima (?). I thought I would actually be shipping both these ships for the longer go until I saw Ozuma and Kane having some potential chemistry with them in the series. Another reason being Ray marrying Mariah and Max having some moments with Emily. I just prefer their relevant rival ships, that’s it. Also Boruto/Sarada.

29. Favorite crossover ship: Gojo/Shinobu from Jujutsu Kaisen/Demon slayer! I too like Kane/Karin from Beyblade/Naruto.

30. Favorite canon ship: Sasuke/Sakura from Naruto and Boruto (especially the latter).

31. Favorite non-canon ship: Neji/Tenten and Suigetsu/Karin from Naruto, Giyu/Shinobu from Demon Slayer. I would want to tell Kane/Salima too but they still have a chance to become canon in my opinion since the future of beyblade characters aren’t elaborated yet.

34.  Ship that you never expected to ship when you were younger but here you are: Suigetsu/Karin and Neji/Tenten from Naruto, Tala/Queen, Ozuma/Mariam, Kai/Julia and Tala/Julia from beyblade (Seriously, there was a time when I hated Tala/Julia but now I think that they are an awesome duo). 

35.Ship that you have kinda love/hate relationship with: Maybe Ray/Salima from beyblade, but more than even because of the ship, its because of some of these fans (except for two/three girls who I know are very civil and nice :) ). Maybe Rock Lee/Sakura and Sasuke/Karin too.

[uzumak1dump]

🎃 halloween night 🎃

konoha edition

🔮 uzumaki - 300% down for trick or treating, wears the most crack costumes (mostly bc of naruto), it’s almost embarrassing. hinata making halloween theme snacks– night of the living garlic bread, draculoni and cheese, voodoo doll cookies, bloody jell-o shots for adults. himawari giving kawaki her favorite fairy wings. caps off the night with a horror movie marathon, they were all scared and just end up making fun of pictures of fairy!kawaki.

🔮 uchiha - “the fuck is a halloween? my whole clan got murdered you don’t see me asking for candies”, still dresses up as a vampire after a terrifying death glare from his wife. “this is nonsense” sasuke murmured all night but goes activating his sharingan to everyone who won’t give sarada a lot of candies.

🔮 nara - both shika boys just throw in a white blanket with two eye holes. gaara, shinki and kankuro also celebrates halloween with them. kankuro insisted. he loves scaring konoha kids with his puppets. plus temari loves to embarrass gaara by making him dress up saying it's part of the kazekage's job to pay homage to konoha's "halloween tradition".

🔮 yamanaka - this family understand the assignment! everybody always anticipate their costumes. “dad why is your zombie drawing black and white? don’t you know what color of blood is?”, typical inojin halloween sass.

🔮 akimichi - chocho's matching costume with sarada and sumire. she asks for potato chips instead of candies. choji also gives out chicken pops instead of chocolates. he probs dressed up as a bacon strip coz why not. halloween after party at yakiniku Q! the one with the most grilled meat eaten gets to eat the halloween treats!

🔮 meanwhile, kakashi and gai fights over what costume should metal lee wear.

🔮 in a dark alley somewhere, shikadai, boruto, mitsuki and inojin are teaching shinki how to scare/prank their classmates.

[dorn-queen-of-thorns]

Yall there's the difference sarada likes boruto and sumire loves boruto.

Clearly.

Some fans say, that Sarada's break down was a confirmation for her hidden love, when Sumire was just blushing and in their eyes just worried, when she got the news of Boruto's transformation in the anime or death in the manga.

BUT! Sumire wasn't there in both situations and I assume Ikemoto will build up a scenerio, where Sumire will have to act. And I believe, that Sumire will do everything in her might to protect Boruto, no matter what!

Ikemoto created situations for Sumire and Sarada, when it comes to Boruto. The readers should see, how both girls react in different ways to understand, which character has a silbing bond and which is deeply in love with him.

It's the same , how Sarada and Kawaki reacted to Sumire's love confession for Boruto. Sumire said clearly, that she's interested in Boruto. When Sarada's said to her, that she isn't interested into Boruto. Kawaki asked Sumire bluntly, if she likes Boruto. Sumire reacted surprised and blushed deeply.

Next situation is the beloved ch. 69 of some westeners. When Mitsuki asked surprised Sarada, if she likes Boruto.

Her first reaction was annoyance, not blushing or an embarassed or shy reaction.

Second, she said, that her desire to protect Boruto is independent of her feelings.

It sounds for me, that she denies it and plus twisted the question back to Mitsuki, who has everytime shining eyes for him.

It exists also a novel between Boruto, Mitsuki and Sumire and it was the first arc in the anime . You could see clearly, that the love triangel is between Boruto, Sumire and Mitsuki. NOT Sarada!

[uzuma-take]

I don’t wanna be seem as I’m being rude and disrespecting anyone with this post. This is my opinion on some characters that where never confirmed nor denied being LGBTQ however they have had strong moments within there respective series that hints to them being LGBTQ. Let’s start with...

Joey ... I’ve been really into friends as of recently . And a lot of scenes with Joey make me think he’s either Gay or Bisexual. There’s a couple of moments that make stop and go oi that’s interesting. Let’s go through them

The biggest moment is Emma’s birthday episode when they are discussing the cake and Joey says something along the lines of “oi man I why did I like more as a penis.

Then there’s the gif below

Both him and chandler are enjoying that a bit too much for them to not like each other at least a little. Then there’s a bathroom scene I can remember it exactly but joey is very interested in seeing Chandler and Ross with no pants by looking over there stools.

Unfortunately back then TV shows weren’t a load to air any lgbtq stuff it would have been awesome to see joey in a loving relationship that didn’t seemed forced .

The next character is from friends too

Pheobe had more moments the Joey did flirting with the girls of the group she even had a massive falling out with Monica and Rachel when she picked Rachel as the person she’d date. There’s moments where she openly (unlike Joey accidentally) mentions how sexy some of the women are and mention there breast ect. However in the end she got married to Mike I think it was.

Lister and Rimmer what can I say I’ve shipped this for a while now . There is literally a Kiss scene albeit was a dream Lister had after rimmer left in season 7 but there have been other moments as recently as 9 April 2020 in the promised never land they had an extremely touching moment with Lister even stating the He was the sun the that was shining on Rimmers moon. “You can’t have Moonlight with out sunlight” that’s what a couple would say to someone the loved as it basically translates to I can live without you.

Oi he may be a science experiment but if you watch the show then you know he pretty much ignores Sarada unless she’s in danger it’s about his Sun Boruto the light that is guiding him I personally ship him and Chocho as I don’t think Boruto is into Mitsuki like that but I can see where people are going with it.

These two are my hardcore ship there is so much evidence even within Boruto / The novels. Out of every episode in shippuden there is only one ep I don’t consider canon and it doesn’t feature Kakashi or Gai. So my thoughts Kakashi is Bisexual cause of his heavy crush on the warden from his novel and Hanere .

Gai is at least Gay. I think the reason they didn’t get together at first is because after each of there traumatic experiences (Kakashi with Rin and Obito’s death . Gai with the eight inner gates) they pushed each other away Kakashi felt like he was gonna kill Gai and Gai being depressed not wanting to show Kakashi him being weak. (I feel he pushed Lee away for the same reason see the ep where he trains Metal Its heavily implied he hadn’t seen metal in a long time and Lee is very short with Gai later in the episode)

I also like to think that the movies are mostly canon unless stated otherwise (every ep unless stated) as we have had surprise confirmation from the manga and novels before . There’s a couple of moments in the third shippuden movie where they think Kakashi is implied to be gay . Near the end of the movie He actually makes a face of ‘well what did you think Naruto’ this causing Naruto to flee. Kakashi denies liking Naruto but not about liking other men . It’s also Lee who first points it out using Gai as an example stating “Gai sensei told me this was the spring time of youth” . Tenten replying with “I knew it” implying again Gai had that talk with Lee.

There’s also the whole Steam Ninja Scrolls arc where Kakashi literally gives Gai his food . The conversation at the end basically solidified the ship when Kakashi admitted that he’d make a dumbass move to save Gais leg even if it killed him . And we know for a fact he wouldn’t do that for anyone else at all. OK ENOUGH RAMBLING ABOUT MY FAVE SHIP... I need to talk about the last couples.

This is jus a shit posting ship but I think it’s cute so Toshi and Aizawa. Personally I don’t see any thing canon but it’s my personal fave ship in BHNA .

LOOK AT THEM . They are so cute yes Bakugou gets easily upset (but he does it with anyone) I DO NOT SHIP IZUBAKU OR DYNAKU (Dynamite x Deku) until recently that was a really abusive relationship. Kirishima was the only one Bakugou grabbed the hand of and Deku knew that. There’s been subtle hints but I unfortunately have the feeling if Bakugou ends up with anyone it’ll be Tsui as there’s been a lot of drawings with them together let’s hope KiriBaku wins tho.

Last one

These two are cute but it’s already been pretty much confirmed Deku and Uraraka will end up together

😭😞

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

The BNHA Group Chat Fic Nobody Asked For

Pairings: Todoroki Touya (Dabi)/Mr Compress (Sako Atsuhiro), Shimura Tenko (Shigaraki Tomura)/Chisaki Kai (Overhaul)/Kurono Hari (Chrono), Yamada Hizashi (Present Mic)/Aizawa Shouta (Eraserhead)/Shirakumo Oboro (Loud Cloud), Fukukado Emi (Ms. Joke)/Kayama Nemuri (Midnight), Bakugo Katsuki/Kaminari  Denki/Kirishima Eijiro, Iida Tenya/Monoma Neito/ Aoyama Yuuga

Word Count: 2,065 Words

Summary: Tetsutetsu's girl squad has a meeting, Halloween outfits, Sako and Touya are cute, and Kaminari comes out.

Warnings: Teen/Underage Pregnancy Mention, Period/Menstruation Mention, Food Mention, Blood Mention, Cursing, Death Mention, Half Blind Character, Deaf Characters, Mostly Mute Character (due to a different medical issue), Selectively Mute Character, let me know if I should add anything else.

Usernames: We Are Number One™ Aizawa: Dadzawa, Aoyama: immafiringmahlaser, Ashido: princessbubblegumknockoff, Asui: Galvan, Iida: Emergency Exit, Uraraka: 9.8, Ojiro: tailfloof, Kaminari: Pichu, Kirishima: baby shark, Koda: youredoingamazingsweetie, Sato: GuyFieriIsGod, Shoji: Cthulhu, Jirou: Jack Skellington, Sero: Spider-Man, Tokoyami: EdgarAllanCrows, Todoroki: WHERE?, Hagakure: cena, Bakugo: WHAT?, Midoriya: SmolMight, Mineta: Mineta, Shinsou: exhausted, Yaoyorozu: TheGreatCreator, Kurono: stopwatch, Chisaki: donthugmeimscared, Yukimura: choticgaydisaster, Bubaigawara: shadowclonejutsu, Shimura: idontfeelsogood, Awase: illrememberyouallintherapy, Kaibara: IDOWHATIWANT, Kamakiri: scyther, Kuroiro: itsmeyaboy, Kendo: Akimichi, Kodai: deadinside, Komori: shroomgurl, Shiozaki: wElCoMeToBiBlEsTuDiEs, Shishida: furry, Shoda: cryptid, Tsunotori: mylittlepony, Tsubaraba: airbender, Tetsutetsu: Iron Man, Tokage: t-rex costume, Fukidashi: glorifiedtextbubble, Honenuki: Eren Jaeger/spookyscaryskeletons, Bondo: Slimer, Monoma: HopeSummers, Yanagi: iLiEdImDyInGiNsIdE, Rin: snek, Toga: mystique, Sako: lostmymarbles, Hikiishi: queenofmagnetism, Iguchi: eye gucci, Shinokanri: stardust

Usernames: Emos Anonymous Kaminari: blackcloakedbrides, Shoji: fryingpan, Jirou: greentwentyfourhours, Tokoyami: myscientificinfatuation, Todoroki: twentyoneplotpoints, Bakugo: immobileinwhite, Midoriya: falldownboy, Shinsou: stabtheveil, Kurono: inhalecarolina, Chisaki: plummetingininverse, Yukimura: anxietyintheclub, Shimura: nappingwithsirens, Kuroiro: thousandfootcane, Kodai: marianaspit, Monoma: entiretimelow, Yanagi: recentyearsday, Sako: halfminutetomars, Aizawa: hollywoodlivingdead, Shouji: fryingpan, Kurono: inhalecarolina, Aoyama: phantomtown, Honenuki: visualizedragon, Sako: halfminutetomars, Awase: distressparade, Shinokanri: simplestrategy

Usernames: UA Teachers Are Tired™ Eraserhead/Aizawa: grumpy scarf cat, Present Mic/Yamada: screeching cockatiel, Midnight/Nemuri: chaotic goth gay Ingenium/Iida: gotta go fast, AllMight/Toshinori: actual sunshine, Vlad King/Kan: bloody hell, Power Loader/Majima: speechtotext, Ectoplasm: needalegup?, Snipe: kazoo cowboy, Cementoss: concrete block, Blackmist/Kurogiri: goth portals

Oh? Tea-Chapter 5

7:32 AM

We Are Number One™

WHERE?: [pic of Kumo, Ahma, and Sora playing tag with Kaede and Michi]

WHERE?: {pic of Hoshi, Tsuki, and Taiyo drawing with Asahi and Emica]

WHERE?: They're adorable today.

SmolMight: precious.

EdgarAllanCrows: I stan ten (10) good daughters of darkness.

SmolMight: Tokoyami and Dark Shadow helping with the girls is the cutest thing to see. I have been blessed upon witnessing this.

EdgarAllanCrows: They have claimed me as their weird bird uncle. I accept this. I shall cherish and spoil them.

chaoticgaydisaster: Thank god we have you to help, Tokoyami. I can't fucking move.

Emergency Exit: Why can you not move? Are you injured, Touya? Should someone help you to Recovery Girl?

chaoticgaydisaster: no, I'm just having my period and day two hurts more than day one.

lostmymarbles: I'll get your hot water bottle and ice cream.

Dadzawa: I got you excused from your hero training class today. Shoto, do you need to be excused today as well?

WHERE?: As much as I hate the assumption that me and my brother have the same cycle, we do and yes I do need today off hero training class.

mylittlepony: Why do they get off? Aren't periods normal?

SmolMight: they both have issues with their menstrual cycles where Shoto's is very heavy and Touya's is very painful.

mylittlepony: Oh, I get it, please excuse my ignorance of the situation.

chaoticgaydisaster: it's fine, Pony.

WHERE?: it's okay, you didn't know.

Iron Man: Do you two need anything?

HopeSummers: Tetsu, no, you can't abduct them into your little group.

WHERE?: I'm scared to ask, but what group?

Akimichi: Tetsutetsu is the leader of the UA Girls Protection Squad. He helps us all with our monthlies and just generally protects us from the grape gremlin in your class.

WHERE?: I agree to be abducted into this cult you have, Tetsutetsu.

chaoticgaydisaster: same here. let me join your cult.

Iron Man: These are now my children.

glorifiedtextbubble: great, he has more children

t-rex costume: meeting happens in one of you two's rooms tonight.

deadinside: We'll come at the meeting bearing food, tea, heat pads, and movies of you two's choice.

chaoticgaydisaster: I like disney movies.

WHERE?: pixar

SmolMight: oh god, this again.

SmolMight: just bring dreamworks movies. they can't fight over which is better then.

Iron Man: Thanks Midoriya.

SmolMight: you're very welcome. I just don't want to hear them have another pixar versus disney fight tonight.

Dadzawa: alright kids, time for class soon, make sure you're all ready except Yukimura and Todoroki.

4:07 PM

We Are Number One™

Iron Man: We come bearing zaru soba, oyakodon, curry bread, takoyaki, tonjiru, ice cream, and chamomile tea!

chaoticgaydisaster: so much food, jeez.

mystique: Tetsu insisted we make sure you two eat enough since you have bad periods and you might get anemic.

Iron Man: Plus, we also made sure they're all soft enough for you, Touya.

chaoticgaydisaster: hold on, gonna cry right quick.

WHERE?: don't cry too hard, it'll hurt.

chaoticgaydisaster: I know.

Iron Man: omw with the curry bread, tea, and cuddles! Girls, you better catch up, I'm running my way over to them.

chaoticgaydisaster: Thank you, Tetsu.

Iron Man: It's with my greatest honor.

6:24 PM

We Are Number One™

9.8: so what's everyone going as for Halloween?

cena: I'm going as the old school version of Mystique.

Spider-Man: only because I had to convince her to wear clothing and not do the movie version.

cena: you're no fun, Hanta! It's not like they'd see me!

tailfloof: anyway, moving on from the couple in aisle five, I'm going as Winter Soldier.

baby shark: me, Denki, and Katsuki are going as Mitsuki, Boruto, and Sarada

princessbubblegumknockoff: I'd kill to see Bakugo in a Sarada costume but we all know that's gonna be Kaminari.

princessbubblegumknockoff: also I'm goin as Eridan with Hatsume as Feferi.

TheGreatCreator: Me and Jirou are going as Sally from Nightmare before Christmas and Emily from the Corpse Bride. She insisted on scary and I cannot say no.

EdgarAllanCrows: This year, I'm going as a ghost bride. Last year I was a vampire, and the year before I was a witch. But this year, I am a ghost bride.

EdgarAllanCrows: And I have convinced my boyfriends to kind of match with me.

Cthulhu: What he means to say is he's going as a ghost bride, I'm going as a zombie, Koda will be a groom, and Sato is planning to be a skeleton.

Pichu: heh, four stages of life.

EdgarAllanCrows: He gets it. Our plan is working.

Galvan: I'm going as Harley and Ivy.

Emergency Exit: I'm going as the MCU Quicksilver.

immafirinmahlaser: I'm going to be the wonderful Viktor Nikivorov this year.

Dadzawa: I have been roped into group costumes this year

exhausted: what are they, dad, we're all so curious to know, I'm sure.

Dadzawa: you're going with us, don't act surprised.

Dadzawa: Mic and Midnight dragged me and Tensei into dressing up as the main cast of Heathers with Shinsou as a next generation Heather.

cena: which heather are you playing, Mr. Aizawa?

Dadzawa: Chandler with Mic as Macnamara, Midnight as Duke, and Tensei as Veronica.

cena: interesting. and Shinsou?

exhausted: well, ya see, I didn't want to go as JD so Mic came up with my character so it isn't the best character. I'm going as Heather Bay.

cena: and she is?

Dadzawa: Basically Chandler's kid that she gave up. Mic isn't very creative but we stan him anyway.

princessbubblegumknockoff: I think it's cute! you're still going as parent and child!

chaoticgaydisaster: me and Sho decided to go as Freed and Rufus from Fairy Tail.

Jack Skellington: so kinda twins but not really. crafty boys.

shadowclonejutsu: the rest of us ex-league are going as pokemon and Touya was supposed to be vulpix, but he wanted to be almost matchy with Shoto

chaoticgaydisaster: I know, I was supposed to wear a vulpix costume to match my husband being eevee but this is also my first halloween with my brother in well...forever.

princessbubblegumknockoff: Wait, so is this you two's first halloween?

WHERE?: yes. together at least. i've had one with my daughters and touya has had one with the League but we never had one together.

princessbubblegumknockoff: can I join the Fuck Endeavor squad @SmolMight?

SmolMight: I'm just the spokesperson of the Fuck Endeavor Squad. Touya and Shoto are the presidents. But yes, you can join.

princessbubblegumknockoff: good. yeet his stupid ass at the sun.

WHERE?: amen.

chaoticgaydisaster: preach girl.

8:34 PM

We Are Number One™

Pichu: babe, I need cuddles.

WHAT?: I'm on my way

Pichu: god, I love my husband

lostmymarbles: what a mood

chaoticgaydisaster: Atsu! don't make me blush! I have a reputation!

lostmymarbles: My husband is the best. God, I love him. He's amazing.

chaoticgaydisaster: Atsu, you're destroying my reputation!

lostmymarbles: sometimes I still hear him screeching when he blushes.

chaoticgaydisaster: I'm bout to be screeching at you, I'm blushing dammit

WHERE?: [pic of Touya blushing]

WHERE?: he's a tomato now.

chaoticgaydisaster: betrayed by my own brother. Monoma, may I join you on the roof?

HopeSummers: Sure, I guess but I don't want you to die so I'd have to shield you from the ground.

chaoticgaydisaster: worth it

lostmymarbles: babe no!

chaoticgaydisaster: Okay, I guess I won't.

HopeSummers: wow, that was easy.

chaoticgaydisaster: I am a simple man. my husband tells me not to jump off a building and I won't do it.

10:38 PM

We Are Number One™

Dadzawa: the name change paperwork is now done. now it's just the hearing and official birth certificate change.

Emergency Exit: That's great, Mr. Aizawa!

Dadzawa: we're having korokkes to celebrate. me and a few select Chosen Ones™ shall go get ingredients.

chaoticgaydisaster: sweet potato and chicken.

WHERE?: pumpkin and tuna

HopeSummers: Wow, you two have weird cravings.

idontfeelsogood: you should've seen Touya's cravings when he was pregnant.

shadowclonejutsu: It was even weirder combinations.

eye gucci: there was that instance with the pears and mushrooms

WHERE?: mine were bad too. but you can probably already tell that.

Dadzawa: anyway, anyone else want anything different than sweet potato and chicken or pumpkin and tuna

TheGreatCreator: shrimp please and pork for Jirou

shadowclonejutsu: I want shrimp too

SmolMight: I just like cheese in mine, Tokoyami says he likes salmon, Sako says he likes egg.

baby shark: Baku likes ham and cheese, Kami likes mushrooms, and I like shrimp too.

cena: Me and ojiro both like eggplant and Tsu and Mina both like peppers, onions, and cheese

idontfeelsogood: count me in for pepper, onions, and cheese

donthugmeimscared: me too

stopwatch: same here

GuyFieriIsGod: ya know what? I want octopus in mine.

Cthulhu: I second the octopus.

9.8: I like tomato and cheese.

immafirinmahlaser: moi likes ham and cheese as well, reminds me of home.

Spider-Man: spinach and tofu.

GuyFieriIsGod: Koda says kimchi and cheese for him.

Emergency Exit: ...kimchi and cheese as well

princessbubblegumknockoff: oh my god, Iida likes weird food combos too!? revolutionary.

SmolMight: we stan one (1) good fast boy

Dadzawa: and my son likes kimchi and cheese in his too. Ashido, Hagakure, and Yaoyorozu, you three are Chosen™.

Dadzawa: choose who you may to go with you.

cena: I'm bringing Tsu and Ochako.

princessbubblegumknockoff: I'm dragging Mei with me.

TheGreatCreator: I'll bring Jirou

cena: girls only outing with Mr. Aizawa!

Pichu: does that mean I go too?

GuyFieriIsGod: Kami, you're a girl?

Pichu: I'm kinda working on that.

baby shark: you sure you wanna tell everyone?

Pichu: yeah, it's not like they won't find out.

Pichu: I'm in the process of transitioning mtf. I'm just trying to get up enough money to get bottom surgery. then it's just my HRT.

WHERE?: is there a way I can convince you to let me pay for it?

Pichu: I...wait, did you just offer to pay for my bottom surgery?

WHERE?: yes.

Pichu: Todoroki, I can't accept that! I have to earn this myself.

WHERE?: okay

Dadzawa: anyway, girls, come on. (yes, you too Kaminari)

Spider-Man: Hey, Kami, is there a name you've picked out yet?

Pichu: yeah, I was thinking Akari or Uzume. I'm leaning more toward Uzume.

princessbubblegumknockoff: I love our good pichu girl Uzume Kaminari.

Dadzawa: I'll begin the paperwork for getting you switched to the girls dorms if you'd like after we eat.

Pichu: Thank you, Mr. Aizawa!

Dadzawa: I have a clinging pokemon daughter and I couldn't be happier.

princessbubblegumknockoff: [pic of Kaminari hugging Aizawa tightly in the van]

Izukrew

11:04 PM

We Are Number One™

WHERE?: I have an idea for Kaminari.

SmolMight: I'm all ears.

WHERE?: before that happens.

WHERE? has added WHAT? to Izukrew

WHERE?: where does Kaminari work, Bakugo?

WHAT?: Heiwa to Chowa in Kamino. Evening shift from 5 to 10 every day. I have a feeling I know what you and your brother are planning, Fireball.

WHAT?: And I greatly approve of what you're planning. Uzume is a stubborn woman, she won't accept help if she's put her mind to doing it herself. She's only got the last 300 dollars from the cost of the surgery to cover.

WHERE?: Good, thank you. I shall plan accordingly. Touya starts the same shift tomorrow so I have an excuse to be there if questioned.

WHAT?: I'm leaving now. I'll be there to watch at her shift start tomorrow. You better be nice to her.

WHERE?: I may be gay but I know how to treat women, I drink my respecting women juice every morning.

WHAT?: Good, drink your respecting women juice or else I'll explode your face.

WHAT?: With that lovely sentiment.

WHAT? has left Izukrew

9.8: I feel like I just watched a back-alley deal and I love it.

SmolMight: You get used to it. That's just how Kacchan and Shocchan interact with each other now that they're friends.

9.8: Kamino made you two scary close.

WHERE?: we're also pretty close with Shinsou and Bakugo had a real bonding moment with Touya.

WHERE?: you bond pretty well with a person when you're trapped together and happen to have your periods at the same time while kidnapped.

9.8: you got me there.

Emergency Exit: Todoroki, are you going to take money out of your father's card to pay for Kaminari's surgery?

WHERE?: you're getting it Iida. you are correct, that's exactly what I'm doing.

Emergency Exit: Then I shall go with you to make sure you don't do anything stupid.

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