#Anti Boruto Uzumaki

[naruto-shipping-confessions]

[sasucaty]

currently thinkin about how menma from naruto rtn movie is literally sns lovechild🎀

and he's way better looking than 'canon' couples fugly ass kids in boruto!!

[angelsyrip]

sasuke: *exists* naruto:

[sourinartt]

nh/hnt fans being completely disgusting is unbelievable, they even surpass their craziness every day

showing homophobia and misogyny because there are people who say that hnt's character meets with patriarchal stereotypes

leave aside that her crush on a boy causes her to be a terrible character, (and yeah, it reinforces a patriarchal idea)these people are calling sns misogynistic but they downgrade their favorite to a girl who gets married

most of the answers are "hnt marries naruto, she won" as if it were a good thing?? what if the guy married your favorite girl out of pity and now she lives crying because he abandoned her I don't understand where the importance of her winning and sasuke not staying with naruto...

they talk about marriage as if Kishimoto didn't mention that marriage is a punishment for naruto to reward hnt

"l love misandrist women" LMAOO are you guys serious? her character is literally a total man-worshipper, she ditches her sister for a man, ditches her family and bodyguard for a man and she even neglects her daughter to be behind that man. what misandric woman are you talking about? If she were misandric, she wouldn't be loved by dudebros first of all

Calling sns a fetishist because they call sasuke with female pronouns is funny to me, they fetishize the gender roles that nh has but ok?

say“just let sasuke be a boyy” in response to people feminizing sasuke. they’ll complain it’s mischaracterizing, as if

1. his gender expression would dramatically change his personality

2. he’s some ultra masculine character canonically?

He’s associated with common symbols of femininity, like yin, the moon, snakes. He has soft features and is drawn to be a bishonen, and was mistaken as a baby girl by kushina. they will bring up heteronormativity, saying we just want sasuke to be a woman in our ship becauseof course, femininity = woman. Doing crazy logic to basically claim gender nonconformity is actually regressive in contrast to what, a masc4masc relationship? As if irl masc4masc gay men dont discriminate against feminine gay men bc of their own internalized homophobia/misogyny

naruto/sasuke being hypothetically feminized in fanon explorations, doesn't make the dynamic heteronormative. queer people reapporiate the social constructs of feminity and masculinity outside of the patriarchal cishetero dyad, it's expansive and resists normative expectations of gender. feminine men and masculine women are not being actively fostered by society, and that's why there are countless stories of feminine gay men and masculine lesbian women, in particular being killed and hate crimed by bigots.

they are also obsessed with sex, thinking like nh always has it because "they have two children" but of course, sns can't publish fanarts, some meme or some content like that because they fetishize!

I still remember how obsessed they were when naruto and hnt were in another dimension because in their heads they would fuck and make the "red-haired uzumaki". talking all the time about how nh fucks, but if sns talks about how beautiful their relationship is, how they love each other...it's just fetish....

reminds me...

although they consider sns as misogynistic, it won't change that hnt's character is for the male consumer, as her character only revolves around one man and nothing else. "She- she decided to be a housewife!" no? She's a fictional character, and her creator, a misogynistic and sexist man, chose for her to remain a housewife. he even says that if you like hnt, it's because of her big breasts.

and even if they want to defend her by making her a boss, it doesn't change the fact that she is a submissive doormat... which even feminist women have criticized.

[bimgtt]

True Uchiha clan not that bulshite shown in the Boruto series so called fake Uchiha pathetic historically ignorant family( Sakura and Sarada who treat clan crest some sort of ornaments or achievements or trophy to brag about or show off for them without knowing its struggle and past history and how you get to wear it) or how the story tries to revise Uchiha tragedy and the oppression and racism against the Uchiha collectively.

[lunaneko14]

I’m gonna say it….

HIMAWARI WOULDVE SAVED NEJI!

So much for Sakura being relevant again.

[carmenserenity123456]

I actually think it's kinda funny how Naruto's behavior toward Sarada in Gaiden points to how little she actually resembles Sasuke in any way besides her having the sharingan. The same way Sasuke is heavily involved in Boruto's life because he's Naruto's son, I believe Naruto would be, as well. Yet, Sarada didn't know her parents were on the same team with Naruto and calls him "Lord Seventh," implying there's little personal relationship between them. Sure, Naruto knows Sarada is an Uchiha, so Sasuke's kid, but his actions show that he doesn't actually see much connection between the two. Sarada doesn't even think similarly to Sasuke and is completely disconnected from their culture as Uchiha (which is itself sad. The first Uchiha hokage likely being the one who is the least connected to their history, memory, and culture is really bleak and cynical imo). MK just had to get his last laugh in with this pairing 😂

Hi, Gaiden confirms that Sakura did not tell Sarada anything about Sasuke's past with Naruto, she only told Sarada shallow things like Sasuke being the most handsome and every girl wanted him even Ino. She did not tell Sarada anything about them because firstly she does not know anything about Sasuke's feelings, what was his past and how much Naruto changed him but also she sees Naruto as a threat. If a 32 year old woman still feels insecure about Ino and Karin, I cannot even imagine what she thinks about Naruto. She knows that Sasuke will always choose him which means Naruto is more important in Sasuke's eyes than she can ever be. Look at her face when Naruto propose to Sasuke that he will go with him but Sasuke turned it down in a petty way which is very interesting to say the least. Sakura is nervous and starts to sweat. Kishi drew her there on purpose and this scene has a deeper meaning that is why Boruto anime changed it.

Also Sakura did not contact Naruto and Kakashi at all. Shizune confirms it when Sakura faints. Sakura did not have anyone to help her and also Shizune took care of the situation with her house. Sakura does not contact them because she got what she wanted. As I mentioned before, Naruto and Sakura's friendship was always fake. Sakura used Naruto to get Sasuke and Naruto used Sakura to hide his affection for a boy. There was also a competition between them for Sasuke's attention. Typical love triangle.

When it comes to Naruto, he just was not interested at all with Sakura and her child. Would you be if your whole relationship was fake? I don't think so. Naruto only become interested because Sarada's situation revolved around Sasuke. The same was with Sasuke, he only started to accept Sarada thanks to Naruto's involvement. Moreover, Sasuke is so interested in Boruto because he looks like Naruto and his behaviour is a mix of Naruto and Sasuke. Basically Sasuke sees Naruto in Boruto.

[bananaman-mp3]

"why are you watching boruto" im cherry picking for the divorce headcanon and i want to get an accurate idea of what the father child dynamics between naruto and sarada sasuke and boruto are.

[malfack]

i've been thinking for a long time about who was the first to realize own romantic feelings - naruto or sasuke. u know at first glance it may seem like naruto since he showed his attention and love for sasuke throughout the anime but in fact i'm sure it was sasuke who was the first to realize his feelings.

sasuke started thinking about it after he sacrificed himself for naruto in the land of waves. sasuke thought a lot about why he did what he did and over time he began to figure it out. in the valley of the end he definitely knew that naruto was his only weakness. sasuke was only convinced that he was right when he first saw naruto growing up after years of separation. everything turned upside down, and sasuke made that damn chaotic jump and hugged the lover before he realized what he was doing. every time naruto tried to bring him back to the village, every time he looked at him, every time he talked to him - sasuke was more and more convinced that he was in love than ever before.

naruto is a bit more complicated. for a long time he didn't realize the true nature of his feelings so he considered sasuke his brother and best friend, explained his care and desire to be close to him with that. until some point naruto couldn't even think that his feelings were romantic. uzumaki always thought sasuke was handsome. even in his conversation with sakura, he openly stated that sasuke was much prettier than sai which meant that naruto paid a lot of attention to it. in general all the years of separation uzumaki was an example of a loving partner willing to do anything to get his sweetheart back. everyone saw and understood this except for him. naruto began to realize his romantic feelings for sasuke only after a heartfelt vote2 conversation when he explained to sasuke the reason for his actions and said the final you are my best friend and his heart ached with the feeling that he had put much more meaning into those words. then naruto saw sasuke's tears, his wonderful smile and heard the soothing and familiar usuratonkachi. at that moment he realized that sasuke felt the same way. naruto didn't yet know what that feeling was and what to call it but he knew for sure that it was beautiful and only applied to sasuke. at that moment their hands connected in a heart-shaped pool of blood. the final point of acceptance was hinata's confession. she told of love describing all the things naruto felt for sasuke. then he finally understood all the things and gave his feelings a name - love.

just my headcanon so -

[bright-hope-spot-19]

Anyways, gonna put this under a read more. For context, I've watched a video on YouTube trying to justify why Narusaku would've made more sense than Sasusaku, and as you can imagine, the comments section had people rightfully hating on SS but by siding with Sakura and putting the whole blame on Sasuke, accusing him of being an abuser and whatnot. So, this is a response to those people under the cut:

Can Sakura stans please, stop blaming Sasuke for Sasusaku? Accusing him of being abusive or that he doesn't deserve her, cause she should've ended up with Naruto, Rock-Lee, or worse, there's also the girlies who believe Sakura was a closeted lesbian and had feelings for Ino! When she's as straight as a ruler, lol. Sasuke never wanted Sakura. He told her on multiple occasions that he doesn't want her. That he thinks she's annoying, that Naruto and Itachi are the only bonds he cares about. She's the one who kept obsessively simping and chasing after him, and crying and pouting like a baby, whenever he didn't pay attention to her.

The scene in the war arc, where she tried to act all cool by charging at Madara in his sague of 6 paths form, unable to see his clones and Sasuke and Naruto had to rescue her? She was doing it for Sasuke's attention cause she pouts and gets sad when she sees he doesn't care about her. When Kaguya showed up and she started switching dimensions and at one point switched to a lava dimension, and they started falling? Sasuke summoned his hawk and chose to rescue only Naruto, even when Naruto had the unlocked ability to levitate while ignoring Kakashi and Sakura. If it weren't for Kashi, Sakura would've fallen into the lava and died. Same with him covering team 7 with his Susanoo when the Tsukuyomi was first launched: he explicitly said he only wanted to protect Naruto cause he was necessary to end the war, he didn't care bout Kashi and Sakura. They just got lucky to be standing next to Naruto when it happened.

At one point, before Sasuke put her in that genjutsu of him stabbing her through the chest, she literally started crying and complaining about him not loving her or caring about her, to the point that, Kakashi started coddling her as he always does, also insisting to Sasuke that 'Sakura's feelings are pure and genuine and she only cares about him and how can he not see that.'

Sasuke tried making it clear to her time and time again that he's not interested, yet she cannot for the life of her, get it through her thick skull and leave him alone. Guys, Sarada canonically exists, only cause Sakura kept harassing Sasuke on his travels outta the village and chasing after him, until he gave in and fucked her. In one of the Naruto novels (not the trash written by Jun Esaka. I think it was Sakura retsuden or hidden or smth). She herself has a line saying that she'd never stop chasing Sasuke, and would keep insisting and harassing him till he accepted her feelings. That's highkey criminal behavior. She's a stalker and she asked for the loveless marriage she's stuck in now. That's what she wanted. She should've known with that 'oh so great intelligence of her' (note the sarcasm) before she started chasing him that it was very likely she'd end up pregnant and a single mother to boot. Because Sasuke doesn't love her.

It's further proven in Boruto, in that one arc where Sarada first meets Sasuke and shit? Heavily implying Sasuke never kissed her, and when he sees Sakura injured from her fight with Shin (the weirdo with the multiple sharingan ) he barely shows any concern, he's just like 'yeah, you can heal yourself, whatever'. At the end of the arc when he's leaving again, he just gives her a look and doesn't even bother with a forehead poke (and it's not a signal of love like SS fans like to believe).

SS is a trash ship and not because of Sasuke who got dragged into it against his will, ruining his character in the process, but solely because of Sakura. She's not the victim just cause she's a girl, ya'll. She's the active perpetrator. If the roles were switched and Sasuke was the one obsessively chasing Sakura everyone would recognize that behavior as toxic and criminal, but just because she's the one doing it and Sasuke constantly refused her she's a victim? Utter bs, lol.

[the-real-sasuke-uchiha]

[hanami-bunny]

Karin Uchiha

[generouskittensong]

No clan wants to have Sakura's useless genes and especially not the Uchihas. It's a shame for the whole clan

What I also find funny is how delusional Sakura fans are. Do they really think that Sasuke's parents would accept this loser into their family? The big, strong clans are only after other strong genes to produce even stronger and more powerful children. If Sasuke's parents were still alive, Sasuke would have ended up in an arranged marriage with someone from his clan and he would be completely fine with that since they are very family and clan-oriented.

The other possibility would be that he marries a girl from another, strong clan to solidify their relationship with the other clan. In this case Hyūga or Uzumaki.

Knowing the conflict between Uchiha and Senju and also knowing that the Uzumakis are related to the Senjus, … if they finally want to make peace with someone each other, then only a girl from there would make sense for that… and on the other hand, who is the only remaining and pure-bred Senju/or Uzumaki?

It's Karin.

Funny that even from a political standpoint, they would still have a chance to end up together thann Pinky. And clearly, Kishimoto wanted to go that way. Sasuke knows this too. It was literally part of the Zabusa arc to get married so stronger Kekegengai could be created. Sasuke would NEVER choose Sakura. That's why I will never believe they are "married". Sasuke is not retarded. And in order to create more powerful genes, it's funny that Kishimoto retconned Karin's past at the literal end of the story and made her an Uzumaki to strengthen that bond.

And Sasuke left Konoha to become stronger. He was under Orochimaru. His whole life was dedicated to becoming stronger. He knows how valuable it is to give a baby strong genes not useless ones.

The ending will never make sense. They completely destroyed his character. Sasuke loved his parents. He knows how important family is. Sasuke would always stay by his wife's side and never leave her. And him not staying with pinky and the whole mess in Gaiden proves that to me, Sasuke is married, but just not to pinky and I'm sure some pinky stans know that but they can't say that because it will destroy they delusional bubble they created for themselves with all the pathetic fanarts and fanfics.

It is a waste of genes to get together with someone weak and useless like Sakura. If we are not talking about politics but about love, Kishimoto has brought Sasuke and Karin closer there too. If we ignore Karin's side, we see Sasuke approaching Karin and smiling, Sasuke who is on Karin's side in arguments, Sasuke who actively interacts with Karin, talks to her, listens to her and agrees with her, Sasuke who created a new power for Karin and the same Sasuke who was shocked when he found out that Karin is an Uzumaki.

Everything is there, whether we look at it from a family perspective or from a love perspective. Sasuke's parents would be very happy with Karin because she has the Uzumaki genes and is an asset to the clan, not only from a political perspective between Uchiha and Senju but also because she can enrich the next generations with her genes.

Sakura on the other hand is not even in the conversation.

Sasuke's parents wouldn't even look at her and would be very disappointed in Sasuke. Sasuke would never want to disappoint his parents or betray them. That's why Sasuke x Sakura will always stay a retarded dream and fanfic of it's stans but will never have any kind of importance in canon.

[sourinartt]

what is this obsession that nh/hnt stans have with making her some kind of "boss" who tramples Naruto whenever she wants?

I understand, the filler in the anime changed everything from Kishimoto's manga to make hnt look good, not as a submissive woman who accepts anything from her husband, but as a boss who can trample him or scold her children without shyness making her look more like a sakura

but that is not kishimoto's canon, this is the canon

a "boss" should not cry because her children feel abandoned by their father, on the contrary she should go and kick the man's ass and make him understand how much his children suffer without him

(a boss who scolds her children? better said, her own children are the ones who scold her)

but that's not hnt, she's happy to have married Naruto and that's it, she doesn't have the guts to face Naruto either, because she is a submissive woman who will not do anything without his decision

when boruto is angry at his father she does nothing, when naruto is disrespectful to boruto making him feel embarrassed among so many people, she does nothing either, but she has no problem sending her son to take care of his father's ass because she couldn't and almost died trying

this "boss" has a serious thing about abandoning her children if it were to go after a man, it's not something a "boss" does but ok

the first time she was lucky and was saved by skr, but the second time not only does her husband see her as useless for a mission knowing that she has a byagukan, but he also doesn't think about his daughter, Ironically naruto has to remind him that he has her so that he doesn't abandon her and leave her adrift

'tired sigh' seriously I repeat it again, she is not a boss who solves her children's frustrations for not seeing their father, she just cries because she can't do anything and her son gets angry with her, this "boss" has no problem abandoning her daughter not just once but twice to go after a man like she has pursued him throughout her childhood, she also has no problem sending her son into a fight where he will probably get hurt and killed as long as her man is okay

but if she has enough trouble to hurt a child that is not hers, it is only naruto's, this is a debate and I can understand that she did not want her son to be killed but girl, you haven't done anything for him, you have tendencies to abandon your daughter for a man, why do you want to become a responsible mother now?

when naruto simply decided to take care of kawaki without consulting her, she accepted it and that was it, kawaki was already a danger and the village knew it, she herself saw how he sought to fight and hurt his son at all costs, she also sees how he almost destroyed his house and literally acted suspicious almost all the time she didn't do anything either, in fact, she wanted to do something but again naruto raised his hand like a dog to its owner and she simply chose to stay still

the only one who rules the house is naruto, this family accepts anything that comes from him if that makes him stay longer, I hate that headcanon where Naruto is trampled by her because It doesn't exist, and not only hnt stan has that obsession, skr stan also has it quite a bit, just because naruto lets himself be beaten by her doesn't mean he's a lapdog for that girl

naruto can get carried away by skr until she crosses a line and then we have scenes where she cries because she can't be the same as naruto or she and her ego are simply rejected by him, yeah... Great bosses

[antisasukeretsudenantisasusaku]

Sarada is fucking ugly.

Okay,maybe not Sarada herself,but her clothes certainly are.

Sarada’s clothing style looks ridiculously out of place and touch with Naruto/Boruto reality.

It is not just that Sarada is dressed like a hooker and her clothes are extremely unpractical and unsuitable for battlefield: she also is like a white crow compared to all male characters, the clothing style is just not the same.

Somebody put Sarada after time skip right next to her male teammates and Sarada looks like a low class teen only fans prostitute compared to them.

Ew,just ew.

[thesauce8]

The effort put into the “who’s my mommy?” arc would’ve been better spent addressing the gay allegations. They know damn well that Karin is not the one people suspect Sasuke is cheating on Sakura with.