#Anti Boruto Uzumaki

[naruto-shipping-confessions]

[sasucaty]

currently thinkin about how menma from naruto rtn movie is literally sns lovechild🎀

and he's way better looking than 'canon' couples fugly ass kids in boruto!!

[angelsyrip]

sasuke: *exists* naruto:

[sassykinzonline]

anyways lets talk about the actual real problem with boruto aka the massive retcon and plothole that is the heterosexual marriages.

in the original manga its already established that iruka + itachi serve as the platonic foundation of sasunaru: the imperfection of these important bonds highlight the necessity of both boys to each other. iruka tries to accept despite inhumanity and inability to contribute to strength. itachi emphasizes weakness and dehumanizes, but accepts regardless. this is the key significance in the confessions: they make explicit reference to unconditional observation of strength and humanity to each other. these imperfect platonic foundations serve as the lifeline that allows for further "perfect" love to be explored and understood.

so it doesnt make sense that in boruto with 0 explanation whatsoever (this is even accounting for the light novels), sasunaru becomes the "platform" for the relationship for the suddenly more important relationships with the wives. why? if you have an exclusively perfect relationship, youre not gonna look for another. moreover, ideas like "you acknowledged me more than anyone else" and "i cant lose you" and "you alone make me feel less alone" and "only you make my life worth living, only you bring me light" and "you are my prayer and my hope for the future" are randomly attributed to women who were explicitly told the opposite. in those same light novels, sasunaru becomes a relationship exclusively of conflict/desire for space and distance, but in the boruto manga they cant stay away from each other while scorning their wives.

total actual clusterfuck, the character assassination of sasuke and naruto by that point is entirely secondary and becomes borderline understandable when you consider key values and themes are totally abandoned to give way to these couplings.

[malfack]

i've been thinking for a long time about who was the first to realize own romantic feelings - naruto or sasuke. u know at first glance it may seem like naruto since he showed his attention and love for sasuke throughout the anime but in fact i'm sure it was sasuke who was the first to realize his feelings.

sasuke started thinking about it after he sacrificed himself for naruto in the land of waves. sasuke thought a lot about why he did what he did and over time he began to figure it out. in the valley of the end he definitely knew that naruto was his only weakness. sasuke was only convinced that he was right when he first saw naruto growing up after years of separation. everything turned upside down, and sasuke made that damn chaotic jump and hugged the lover before he realized what he was doing. every time naruto tried to bring him back to the village, every time he looked at him, every time he talked to him - sasuke was more and more convinced that he was in love than ever before.

naruto is a bit more complicated. for a long time he didn't realize the true nature of his feelings so he considered sasuke his brother and best friend, explained his care and desire to be close to him with that. until some point naruto couldn't even think that his feelings were romantic. uzumaki always thought sasuke was handsome. even in his conversation with sakura, he openly stated that sasuke was much prettier than sai which meant that naruto paid a lot of attention to it. in general all the years of separation uzumaki was an example of a loving partner willing to do anything to get his sweetheart back. everyone saw and understood this except for him. naruto began to realize his romantic feelings for sasuke only after a heartfelt vote2 conversation when he explained to sasuke the reason for his actions and said the final you are my best friend and his heart ached with the feeling that he had put much more meaning into those words. then naruto saw sasuke's tears, his wonderful smile and heard the soothing and familiar usuratonkachi. at that moment he realized that sasuke felt the same way. naruto didn't yet know what that feeling was and what to call it but he knew for sure that it was beautiful and only applied to sasuke. at that moment their hands connected in a heart-shaped pool of blood. the final point of acceptance was hinata's confession. she told of love describing all the things naruto felt for sasuke. then he finally understood all the things and gave his feelings a name - love.

just my headcanon so -

[bananaman-mp3]

"why are you watching boruto" im cherry picking for the divorce headcanon and i want to get an accurate idea of what the father child dynamics between naruto and sarada sasuke and boruto are.

[bimgtt]

True Uchiha clan not that bulshite shown in the Boruto series so called fake Uchiha pathetic historically ignorant family( Sakura and Sarada who treat clan crest some sort of ornaments or achievements or trophy to brag about or show off for them without knowing its struggle and past history and how you get to wear it) or how the story tries to revise Uchiha tragedy and the oppression and racism against the Uchiha collectively.

[lunaneko14]

I’m gonna say it….

HIMAWARI WOULDVE SAVED NEJI!

So much for Sakura being relevant again.

[0ynes]

I will die on the SNS hill

Sasuke knowing how it feels to be asked that question

And knowing exactly what to answer. Answering with a word he doesn't have to explain to Naruto what it means, the same way Naruto doesn't have to explain what "friend" means to him. Naruto is Sasuke's usuratonkachi, his one and only friend, with who Sasuke shares his pain, who saved Sasuke.

At this point Sasuke asks this because he wants to hear the answer. The way people just like hearing "I love you", Sasuke just wants to hear Naruto say he is his friend, because of the meaning Naruto gives to this word.

Golden hour will always be SNS aesthetic

At this point, I think Naruto sits on the floor because he knows Sasuke will offer his hand to help him get up.

See how the answer to that "what are you" question is still not "your brother"? This two have yet to adress each other as "brother", the same way Sasuke did with Itachi.

Obviously, anything BORUTO related is dismissed by me and this game is just redoing the final chapters of NARUTO but reversed and not as good, nothing new here. Also they know which characters pay the bills lmao. But it's nice to recognize Naruto and Sasuke's characters, seeing them act like themselves and see their real dynamic again.

[japplejottomjeans]

u ever catch me watching boruto its for them and them alone

[antisasukeretsudenantisasusaku]

Sarada is fucking ugly.

Okay,maybe not Sarada herself,but her clothes certainly are.

Sarada’s clothing style looks ridiculously out of place and touch with Naruto/Boruto reality.

It is not just that Sarada is dressed like a hooker and her clothes are extremely unpractical and unsuitable for battlefield: she also is like a white crow compared to all male characters, the clothing style is just not the same.

Somebody put Sarada after time skip right next to her male teammates and Sarada looks like a low class teen only fans prostitute compared to them.

Ew,just ew.

[leportraitducadavre]

“Sarada is the first Uchiha that awoke her MS out of a sense of pure love, unlike the rest of them that were rooted in hatred –she’s the first one to break the “Hatred Cycle” of the clan.”

*sighs* Listen, there’s nothing I’d like more than to leave Boruto and all of its byproducts behind for good, yet over and over again the rabid anti-Sasuke fandom comes back to trash on the original characters of the show for the sole purpose of chanting “old Uchiha bad, new Uchiha good” around a barely lit pit fire.

Allow me to quickly break this notion, as it doesn’t need much more inspection than a faint passing of our eyes through the original series to debunk it.

After hearing Naruto is sealed away alongside Hinata and everyone blames Boruto, Sarada starts crying and, in desperation, asks her dad to “help Boruto”, awakening her Mangekyou Sharingan.

[Contrary to what I initially believed as I thought she might be asking for help as she couldn’t move, she’s not injured, she appears to be (at most) in shock due to everything that Boruto has to face, so, in case you’re one of those Naruto fans that are used to have pretty plot-relevant, emotional moments after the initial awakening of an Uchiha’s MS, let me tell you: That’s not happening, at all.]

Regardless of the minuscule and for real, for real, not sarcastic at all, very-well thought and constructed attempt to empower a character whose relevance to the main plot lies in the fact that she is the only daughter of Boruto's mentor, many stans of the child saw this opportunity to trash on Sasuke’s power as an Uchiha (you know, the reincarnation of Indra itself), and to justify such an awakening of one of the most powerful forms of the Sharingan under the premise that “it’s a different type of awakening because it’s linked to love, not hatred.”

So, in order to fact-check such affirmation, let’s see how other characters achieved the Mangekyou:

Sasuke:

Sasuke awakes his MS originally from learning the truth behind his family’s genocide; before this (and I mean, chapters before this, as his MS is dedicated a total of three chapters) Obito explained that the Uchiha were planning a coup and that Itachi, to protect Konoha and his brother, committed the annihilation of his entire kin following the government’s orders. We see him crying before a new resolution is reached: destroy Konoha. His MS awakes due to his pain which turns to complete anger.

However, you wouldn’t believe how Sasuke has conscious access to both Mangekyou:

That’s right folks, he has conscious access over his right MS by thinking of those he wants to protect, Team Taka and Team 7. So this “hatred” cycle that powers up his Sharingan is fuelled by one thing and one thing only: love.

Furthermore,

Sasuke got conscious access over his left MS technique when trying to save Karin, as she’s a very dear comrade of his. Something similar happened when he awakened his Sharingan versus when he got conscious access to it when trying to save Naruto.

[Sasuke awoke the Sharingan when he was eight years old, so the idea that “haha, Sarada awoke her MS when she was younger than him so she’s better!” is stupid as he awoke it when he was at least four years younger when facing the genocide of his people, unlike her that got it from daddy issues. In fact, awakening MS or the Sharingan before or after has nothing to do with the person's capacity as a ninja as it solely depends on the traumatic events that said person experiences. It's safer to say that her emotional threshold is significantly lower than her father's given the "peaceful" times in which she grew up than to claim a "superiority" based upon the age they both experienced traumatically enough events to influence their chakra and develop or evolve their doujutsu.]

Obito:

Obito, somewhat similar to Sasuke (and this is due to their feelings, as they’re heartbroken and such pain triggers their raw hate), awakes his MS when he sees the girl he loves get killed by the boy he started to consider a friend when he was twelve/thirteen years old. His feelings are so strongly connected to his Sharingan that they also evolve the doujutsu that Kakashi possesses.

However, there’s a striking difference between how Obito awakened his Sharingan (basic form) and how Sasuke or even Sarada did as he achieved such power when trying to save his comrades.

[Sasuke awoke the Sharingan due to the pain he felt when seeing his parents get killed by his brother, which turned into hatred when Itachi "explained" his reasons. Meanwhile, Sarada got her Sharingans due to the pain she felt when her father didn't recognize her, which turned into fear when he threatened to kill her.]

Obito’s Sharingan was completely awakened by a sense of protectiveness over those dear to him, in other words, love. 

Every single Sharingan or evolution of the same doujutsu is driven by the same emotion. From there, it either derivates to different states (pain, hate, grief, and so on), or it doesn’t, but no Uchiha can access either form without feeling a strong positive connection with someone or something they are trying to protect.

P.S: Unrelated, but look how pretty Kishimoto's art is compared to Ikemoto's (who also sexualizes minors constantly, as this is the cover of the newest volume), Sasuke looks so ugly and Sarada's MS is the most awful thing I've ever seen. No wonder the manga is flopping. Yikes.

Edit to add: It’s devastatingly hilarious how the whole point of Sarada’s Mangekyou wasn’t even about her; nor her power, nor the relevance of her bonds, it was about making a powerful enough moment for Sasuke to believe her and help Boruto! Everything becomes, yet again, about Sasuke.

[thesauce8]

The effort put into the “who’s my mommy?” arc would’ve been better spent addressing the gay allegations. They know damn well that Karin is not the one people suspect Sasuke is cheating on Sakura with.

[generouskittensong]

Thank you Sai for telling the truth, Sakura is indeed an ugly dog with an ugly personality,. the moment Sasuke starts hating that pink useless piece of shit,.

because making fun of one orphan to another is just something an ugly shit like Sakura would say,. no wonder Sasuke wants to let that abomination of ugliness die in hot lava.

Kishimoto really despises that pink shit, thats why we got this. Mother and daughter wearing the same clothing while being far away from each other

[malfack]

why team taka is so underrated ? they’re such chaotic silly dudes and i love them sm .

[sasukarin-real-canon]

Sasuke x Karin wedding ~