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Fluent Freshman - Part 45
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Renee Walker stands next to two of her best friends in the entire world holding up a hand drawn sign. There's an, admittedly crudely drawn, Fox on the sign that Allison had made up.
Renee had seen it and smiled from across the airport as she made her way over to where Dan and Allison were standing waiting for everyone to come. The team had managed to coordinate their flights to land all within about two hours of one another and Allison had exactly zero desire to go back and forth from the airport so her driver was waiting out at a nearby cellphone lot to come and get them once everyone was there.
"Is it nice having a driver again?" Dan asks Allison.
"I sometimes miss driving around in my car but it's a lot easier to do my makeup with him driving." she says with a shrug as they continue to catch up. Renee is holding up the sign since Allison had complained that she had lost so much of the muscle she had previously had.
"Yeah, New York City seems like a major pain in the ass to drive in too." Dan agrees as her phone buzzes. She pulls out her phone and looks at it before a huge smile fills her face, one that means she's talking to Matt, "Oh! They just landed!" Dan says confirming Renee's suspicions.
Allison looks at her watch, "Wow, 20 minutes early. They must have gotten through boarding quickly." she comments.
"Or some good tailwind." Renee offers.
"When are Neil and Andrew due up?" Dan asks looking at Renee who smiles back at her friend.
"Andrew said they're going to take a break halfway here so they'll be here tomorrow morning." Renee says.
"Get it Neil." Allison nods and it had been a wonderful thing last year to watch Andrew and Allison make peace with one another. Their mutual desire to dress Neil up a bridge towards....maybe not friendship but camaraderie.
It warms Renee's heart to see her friends get along.
"The plane got tailwind, Neil's getting tail." Dan jokes.
"I'm looking forward to meeting the new kid that I've heard about." Renee says gently moving the topic on from their friends getting together. It didn't bother her at all, but she knew that Andrew would prefer no one talk about what he and Neil got up to.
"Oh! Yeah, uh..." Dan visibly buffers.
"Dan, you're the only one of us that's met the kid. His name's Smith." Allison says with eyebrows raised in judgement.
"Look, when Coach and I went to recruit the kid my brain was like 90% on the fact that I needed to go to my interview." Dan defends herself.
"So he wasn't that memorable for you?" Allison asks.
"Yeah, I'm surprised that he's getting along so well with the guys." Dan says. "Getting stabbed over Thanksgiving feels more like a Neil move than the quiet kid Coach and I met." she adds.
That had been an interesting phone call from Andrew. Renee hadn't even realized that she had become Natalie describing the best way to get rid of the body until Andrew had clarified that it'd been an accident and Smith was alive. Renee had been a little ashamed.
She was excited to meet the kid who Andrew had spoken to her about. Glad that their strange found family was growing just a little bit bigger.
They wait around continuing to talk about plans for the break together. Allison wants to go shopping and she wants to do it once Neil and Andrew are back. Dan wants to skate at the Rockefeller center. Renee would love it if they could do Christmas Eve Mass.
They're sure that Kevin is going to want to check out an Exy game. They're mostly sure that Matt will want to check out the LEGO store in downtown manhattan and that Aaron will be as excited for that as Matt is but pretending not to be. Nicky wants to catch a drag show and has made it clear that he will be going regardless of what anyone else wants to do. Andrew and Neil will probably just want to be alone when they have the chance though Neil had expressed some prior interest in the EXITES superstore and Andrew will more than likely enjoy the day Allison has planned to go shopping since she wants to update Neil's wardrobe.
The new kid, Smith, will be a mystery, but they're more than willing to be flexible.
Eventually they hear the tell-tale sign of most of the boy's arrival. "Babe!" comes from across the airport and Dan's head shoots up and spots the sight of Matt Boyd approaching his arms out wide almost clotheslining four different families on his way to Dan.
Dan is not much better as she rushes to him arms as wide.
They embrace like they always do whenever they have to spend time apart from one another and Renee knows that part of the reason that Dan took her job as assistant coach where she did is that the Washington State Congress Team had been looking at Matt the year prior to scout him.
She looks beyond the passionate reunion and sees Kevin, Aaron, and Nicky. She frowns brows furrowing...
Weren't they going to bring-
Nicky throws his arm out and it wraps around a kid she hadn't even realized was there. She blinks startled by his sudden appearance and blank expression as Nicky was pointing them out. He points to her and he can see her name on his lips she gives a wave and a smile.
Smith nods back in greeting.
He seems quite nice.
***
Renee is at the end of her proverbial rope.
This kid is a threat and she doesn't understand how she's the only person who can see it.
Being a threat isn't really an issue when you're a Fox. It's almost a given that there's some part of you that can be dangerous when backed into a corner but no one seems to be treating him like a threat.
She watches as Nicky and Matt throw their arms around him. As Kevin pushes smoothie after smoothie into his hands as he blankly sips. As Andrew and Neil sit with him quietly. As Dan pinches his cheeks. As Aaron ribs him for being bad at MarioKart.
She can't feel anything from him, no joy, no anger, nothing.
She can't even track him.
Renee has always prided herself on her ability to keep track of those around her. Spacial awareness was incredibly important when you're in a fight and it had always been one of her strongest points. She always knew where she was in relation to everyone else.
Except Smith.
The kid had given her no shortage of heart attacks as he appeared and disappeared seemingly at random.
She had finally gotten Andrew alone to ask, "Smith's quiet, non-intrusive." Andrew says with a shrug.
There's just something about him that makes the hair on the back of Renee's neck stand on edge and she hates feeling like she's the only one. She hates it even more that there's no real evidence that there's something amiss with this newest Fox.
So she settles in to watch.
They're out shopping and Allison is doing her best to get Neil a proper wardrobe with Andrew's considerable help, AKA nodding in approval when Neil comes out. She's not skimping on any of them but Neil is her main focus.
"Smith, what's a color you like?" Allison asks as she's looking at hoodies.
"I like purple." Smith answers and Renee barely manges to stop herself from flinching as his voice comes from right next to her.
"Pass." Andrew says as Neil comes out in a charmingly orange sweatshirt.
"I like it!" Neil argues.
"You have 10 sweatshirts that are that exact shade of orange." Andrew dismisses. "Try the blue one." he says pushing Neil back into the dressing room.
"Which one?" Neil asks.
Andrew sighs dramatically in a way that lets Renee know that he's doing exactly what he wants to be doing, "I'll show you." he says going into the dressing room with Neil.
"I still don't know how it took Baltimore for me to realize they were together." Nicky says as he's holding up two different purple sweatshirts to Smith's body. "You look good in a more purpley purple." Nicky says putting the more indigo colored sweatshirt back on the rack.
"Pants are coming up next, I'll get a lay of the land. I know everyone else's but Smith what's your height?" Allison asks.
"Five feet, nine inches." Smith answers as Nicky pushes him towards the dressing room. "Nicky it's a sweatshirt, I can put it on out here." Smith says.
"I know but I need an excuse to go back there and make sure Neil and Andrew aren't defiling a dressing room." Nicky says with a grin that implies he'd be more happy if they were.
"Gross." Aaron says as he takes a picture of himself to send to Katelyn to approve of the new outfit that Allison was pushing for him to get. "Wait," he pauses turning to where Allison was looking through various men's pants, "you know our heights? Like you've memorized them?" he asks.
"Yeah." Allison says looking at a pair of black slacks. "Everyone's measurements." she says nodding to herself.
"Even bust sizes?" he asks, voice not as quiet as he likely thinks it is.
"You're such a boy." Allison laughs not even looking up from the very different rack.
"How much longer are we going to be here?" Kevin asks with a sigh.
"Well, at least the time that it took you to ask that longer. We'll be done when we're done Kevin." Dan says long having given up on stopping Allison when the woman is on a spree.
"She knows that EXITES closes at 5 PM right?" Kevin asks.
"More importantly," Matt leans in, "that the LEGO store closes at 8 PM right?" Matt asks.
"How is that more important? The LEGO store is open later?" Kevin asks.
"Because we're not going to EXITES today, but we are going to the LEGO store." Matt says.
"If we don't spend the whole day here we can do both-"
"We're not going to EXITES today Kevin." Dan says with a sigh.
"But-"
"We're not going to EXITES today Kevin." Renee says with an apologetic smile.
"But-"
"Kevin, we're not going to EXITES today. Just sit down and let me find pants that'll make your pin-up days look tame in comparison." Allison says.
"That's not what those posters were!" Kevin argues with a blush on his face.
"Sure." Allison dismisses
***
Renee is quite happy with the sundresses she found even if they won't do her any good here in New York City during the Christmas break. Their next stop on their shopping day is over to the LEGO store where Matt makes no attempt to hide his enthusiasm as Aaron very valiantly does try to pretend like he's not utterly entranced by the sets and builds.
Renee thinks it's all very charming.
"We could have gone to EXITES." Kevin says with a frown as he looks at a build of an Exy racquet. "Can you take my picture with this?" he asks but he's not quite looking at Renee.
"Sure." Smith says from beside her, where he had apparently been.
"Thanks Smiths." Kevin says and stands next to the Exy racquet of LEGOs and crosses his arms and leans back.
"Kevin, stop posing like this will be for the cover of a Forbes Magazine." Andrew says with a sigh as he comes to stand on Renee's other side.
"Shut up, it's a picture for me!" Kevin says and continues to stand with his arms crossed.
"Oh, can you get a picture of me next Smith?" Neil asks coming up eyes shining in excitement as he looks at the racquet.
"Sure. As an apology for letting Nicky-"
"Don't talk about it." Neil and Andrew say at the same time.
Kevin gets his picture and then Andrew hands his phone to Smith for Neil's since Neil had broken the lens on his camera ages ago.
They wander around and Kevin finds a set to build the National Court that he grabs without a second thought. Neil and Andrew find a little LEGO man of Kevin that they buy as their 'preferred Kevin'. Kevin of course threatens to buy their LEGO figures once they have them and refer to them as his 'preferred Andrew and Neil'. A threat that neither of them comment on but Renee does buy the little Jean Moreau she finds. She'll paint it Trojan colors and send it over to him as a little gift.
As she continues to browse with her purchase in hand she hears Nicky, "Smithy, if you like it you should get it!" Nicky insists.
"Is it the price?" Allison asks.
"Yeah, I don't want to spend that much." Smith says with a nod expression still worryingly blank.
"When's your birthday? It can just be an early or a late present from me." Allison asks.
"March 1st, but really I'm fine not getting it." Smith shakes his head. "It's not that I'd like it just my little brother liked trains." he says and Renee watches Nicky's face turn from joyful teasing to intense determination.
"We're getting this set." Nicky says grabbing it and marching over to the counter even as Smith followed after him.
Interesting.
***
They finish off their day with some ice skating.
Matt, Aaron, Andrew, and Kevin all fall into the 'challenged' category.
They get on the ice and all four immediately fall. Renee stifles her laughter as Andrew and Aaron scowl. "Are you okay?" Smith asks and Renee almost loses her balance as he skates by her.
"Why the fuck are you good at skating?" Aaron asks scowling even as he takes Smith hand. Renee skates over and offers a hand to Kevin as Matt and Andrew are being helped up by their respective partners.
"Oh," Allison says skating by, "have you been up to Canada or something often?" she asks.
"I've been to Canada a few times. It's more that there was a rink I would go to every once in a while." Smith answers before turning back to Aaron, "I can help you keep balanced." he says offering his other hand.
"Smith, I don't want to hold your hand. That's kind of gay." Aaron huffs letting go of Smith's hand only to immediately beef it again when he tried to move forward.
***
Skating was fun even if Aaron kept blushing as Smith helped him skate since he never really got his 'ice legs'. The rest of them all more or less skated on their own by the end or, in the case of Andrew and Matt, seemed fine to keep skating while holding on.
Renee was warming herself by the fireplace in Allison's home enjoying some hot chocolate as Allison took a seat next to her. There was a lot of commotion in the kitchen as the team was working to make dinner together. Renee had excused herself after Smith had startled her while she had a knife in hand and she'd almost stabbed him on instinct.
She's just relieved that no one seemed to notice the near murder.
"You okay? You seemed tense in there." Allison asks.
Well, almost no one.
"Yes, I'm fine." she smiles and hopes that Allison will believe it.
Allison looks at her and Renee does have the benefit that Allison is slightly drunk since she was told firmly not to help with the cooking since she'd paid for the majority of the day.
"I'm glad I got you alone, there's something I want to hear your opinion on." Allison says deciding, apparently, to let it go for now.
Renee relaxes smiling at her friend, "What's that?" she asks wondering what purchase or thing unpurchased Allison was regretting.
Allison looks at Renee, expression utterly serious. "Don't you think there's something...weird about this kid?" she asks.
Renee straightens up glad that Allison had also felt like something was off with the kid that her friends had brought along. "What do you mean?" she asks wanting to hear what Allison thought.
"Look, he seems really nice. I mean a little too nice to be a Fox to be honest but I mean I guess you're a Fox as well so..." Allison rambles slightly taking another sip of her wine.
"Yes, go on." Renee nods.
"Yeah, he seems nice and Matt said he's got his own stuff even if he didn't wanna go into what that stuff was." Allison continues and it's a good thing Allison is drinking white wine considering the white carpet and her gesticulations. "But...it's just.. okay you can't make fun of me. Even though this is about to sound crazy." Allison says.
"I would never do something like that." Renee swears.
"Promise me." Allison says expression grave as she lifts up a pinky.
Renee smiles despite herself and hooks her pinky with Allison's, "I promise to not make fun of you." she swears other hand over her cross.
"I think he's Justin Bieber."
MASTERPOST FOR ALL PARTS OF FLUENT FRESHMAN AU
#Fluent Freshman AU#I would like to thank Emry#Since I was talking with them about commissioning a pic of Smith#I searched 'bland white guy' and Justin Bieber popped up#and it has been my head canon.... EVER SINCE#So now you all have to deal with the fact that Smith is almost identical to JB#He's got the hair#he's 5 foot 9#Born 3/1#Brown hair#brown eyes#Smith just completely lacks JB's stage presence / confidence / rizz and it mostly renders him very distinguishable#Nicky absolutely bought that train lego set for Smith#and is like 'this summer you and me are gonna fucking build this for your brother'#Andrew and Neil were also like 3 hours later than they said they were going to be#due to late check out reasons#Kevin may have looked for a Riko figure out of habit but didn't find one#Neil and Andrew may have also looked for a Riko figure but they wanted to burn it#different strokes for different folks i suppose#Renee got some nice paints to do her little project for Jean#She's heard from Jeremy that he's recovering from the meatball head injury quite nicely#Jean keeps saying to stop calling it that#Jeremy: ābut you almost bled Bechemel all over the place.ā#Jean: āFor the love of god stop saying that. I was concussed from the meatball.ā
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "šš¼šš¼ā" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) āwhy didn't he use š«µš¼?ā didn't exist yet. āwhy didn't he use š?ā dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. šļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent šš¼šš¼ as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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Leo learns something about himself š³ļøāā§ļø
Based roughly on this old post.
Bonus:
[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall heās mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of āThe Talkā.]
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#trans leonardo#trans leo#rottmnt headcanons#turtle art tag#rise draxum#happy pride everyone~#if youāre wondering why thereās no backgrounds thatās because my files got messed up so just blankness in the bg sorry#but yeah!#this is forever and always my fav headcanon for Leo it makes too much sense to me#I wanted to make sure I got it done in time for pride haha#I donāt know if itās obvious by the end but Draxum ran off because he was for once doing something nice for Leo#that being leading him somewhere else not in front of everyone so Leo can process the fact that he was born female in peace haha#(but he also just - wanted to avoid the ensuing awkward Talk as long as he could lol)#āhow would Leo NOT knowāā he had an inkling but never thought much of it because heās a teenage turtle mutant with no access to healthcare#also yeah thatās splinterās hand at the end there I just KNOW heād want those pics#also also - Leo here can technically be trans or even intersex in some way too#both is good#making this made me remember why I never do color#at least for comics#it just takes sooo long#but it was fun and worth it for my fave hc#this is like the first time Iāve drawn Draxum and man heās kinda hard to draw#also their sizes are just 1 2 and 3 because Draxum had a simple system in place for sizing his subjects#(aka I was too lazy to think of anything else to put there)#also dunno if anyone noticed but look at Raphās paper and look at his babyās selfās photo
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"You're more than what you're going through. And you wear it well."
#dragon age: the veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#datv rook#rookcanis#gamingedit#datvedit#uservorgoth#userstar#usertogepies#usermoxie#usermojaves#.gfx#š«£#c: lleyth de riva#š¤: a murder of crows#i've died 50000 bajillion deaths. i think i was born under an evil star#and i spent like 3 hours in photoshop on this and i think it sucks. it is what it is#watching lucanis go thru the full spectrum of human emotion kills me. i need to kiss whoever animated his expressions#the way he grimaces and then smiles ššš and looks so in love. bashing my head against a concrete wall so hard it leaves a crater#and then they KISSED and everything was fine and they DIDNT get scared 1 inch apart and spook each other like wild horses#and then run off to go shiver and scamper about it in their rooms.#š§<- in denial#a heem heem. whimper#also im obsessed with their height difference (aka the lack thereof)#lleyth is literally the shortest person in the group aside from harding. so the shortest non-dwarf#and lucanis is BARELY taller than them ASHGSDJHHFJDJKD the second he leans it's so over. we need to get him a box to stand on#ok im sorry ill shut up š§ flinging this at the dash and running away#datv spoilers#sorry im insane about a fictional man from my video game do u guys still like me
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was having trans marty thoughts again and i came to a realization about this scene
#back to the future#bttf#bttf fanart#marty mcfly#lorraine baines#lorraine mcfly#kit does an art#drew this one a while back and was hoping to save it until i compiled enough doodles in the same genre#but i like it better as a standalone picture bc it's funny so. here you go#poor marty he had so much going on in this scene alone#and if you think about him being trans it just adds another layer to that#1. just woke up from getting hit by a car#2. realized he wasn't dreaming and he definitely is in the past#3. that's his mom. in the past#4. his mom is HOT in the past. wasn't she born a nun or something this is wrong and terrible and he hates everything about this realization#5. where are his pants. why does he have no pants where are his pants. they're halfway across the room??? why are they over there#6. HIS MOM IS HITTING ON HIM???? his mom who is objectively hot in the past is hitting on him and he's in her bed with no pants on and ohhh#oh god. she took off his pants. to look at his underwear. and guys usually have something noticeably under the wear don't they. oh shit#7. SHE TOTALLY NOTICED. SHE'S GONNA ASK AND HE'S GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT AND IT'S GOING TO BE SO AWKWARD AND BAD#8. there's no way someone in the 50s is gonna get it she's either going to think he's a girl (problem 6 is taken care of but replaced with#perhaps an equally uncomfortable experience) or like. they're going to stone him or something he doesn't know how they react to this stuff#in the 50s#luckily for marty the last 2 problems never happen but that still would've been a very stressful minute just thinking about it#she was so perplexed by the purple underwear ig she just didn't notice haha.#kit yap session#for the tags. as usual
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#kabuto#okay. i'm gonna admit something. pokĆ©mon rby came out before i was born. right#pokĆ©mon is 5 years older than me. so gen 1 is not a generation that i was intimately familiar with until later on in my life#to meā gen 3 is the real gen 1. so i got into other things before i really got into pokĆ©mon#and especially before i really got Back into pokĆ©mon later on in adulthood#which is to say. i got into naruto. before i really got back into pokĆ©mon. as a kid#and thus. this thing's name. makes no sense to me. except through the lens of that one naruto character#with the knife hands. so. i don't know what this thing is#why both gen 1 fossils are water-types#or what this thing's name means#nor did i know that it apparently has two sets of eyes. or. at least looks like it does#i dunno if this is a bellibolt situation but you look under the cut and tell me. i only knew about the red ones
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I know the Kƶnig x secret admirer reader is not gonna be officially continued but I was wondering if you could maybe explore part of itš thereās a part that mentioned that Kƶnig gets laid in the military and I was wondering how angsty it would be if reader found out?š¤
Yes of course! ^^ It would be angsty... and fluffy! These two are the silliest people who ever lived tbh š©·š„
Kƶnig is young in this AU (around his early 20s) and wildly inexperienced compared to some of the other recruits his age.
His first time was with a girl who joined the army when Kƶnig had been there for about 1.5 years already. Desperate as he was with hiding the fact that heās still a virgin, he tumbled into bed with this lady after a night out at the bar. She thoroughly seduced him, and Kƶnigās instincts told him she was only looking for fun, but he went with her anyway because, well. Loneliness can kill you, you know?!
He tried to woo her a bit after that until it became quite clear that this woman was not planning to settle down anytime soon. If anything, she was looking for a new conquest ā and itās fine, totally fine, except that Kƶnig had surrendered a tiny piece of his heart to her along with his dick... Thatās just how he is, and it took him more than a few months to get over the fact that it was ājust a shagā and he āshouldnāt take things so seriouslyā.
Thatās also why he closed off from people again, decided to concentrate on work and training and gym ā until our cute little angel stumbled into his life like the prettiest saving grace! Kƶnig was a goner from the start because this girl's approach was very different, so gentle and sweet compared to grimy shot glasses and smudgy lipstick and raunchy jokes. Itās a given that he was a little shocked when she sent her that pic š reminding him of promiscuous women who are not looking for a soul but a body, but because he is what he is the first thing he did was crank things up a notch and send her a dick pic backā¦
Yes, heās desperate, but heās also an go hard or go home man and this time, Kƶnig is relatively sure heās dealing with a lovely, delicate soul. Someone who wouldnāt just leave him out in the cold after getting what she wants.
And everything is like a fairytale between these two until she finds out heās not a virgin despite he seemed a bitā¦ like oneā¦ (in this scenario I think reader is a virgin and she thought Kƶnig was one too because of obvious reasons? lol) And itās fine, totally fine for her as well, except that the image of Kƶnig having the night of his life with some military babe is haunting her from dusk till dawn.
Thereās bound to be some drama when she starts asking timidly whether sheās still thereā¦ Whether they see each other every day. If they talk to each other, if he trains with her, etc. What if they test rifles together, or go out again with the sniper crew and get drunk and Kƶnig feelsā¦ a little lonely?
She knows he would never cheat on her, not in a million years, but knowing how much of a wet dog he is she canāt promise that sheāll be all calm and relaxed during weekends, knowing her boyfriend is out there, full of testosterone and heart, his heart somewhat susceptible to female influenceā¦ Maybe even good old seductionā¦
And whatās even worse is the jealousy, the envy.
What if sheās more badass than her? That doesn't take much... She must be fierce if sheās in the military, something completely different, a forbidden apple Kƶnig might want to taste again. Itās maddening, and when she finally opens up about it to him, spitting it out one night when he asks whatās bugging his sweet angel, thereās a big fat silence that follows.
Kƶnig can't even believe she has torn her heart to pieces over something like this, alone and upset and ashamed when she's a literal angel. He sits her nice and pretty in his lap and talks her ear off about how he has nothing against this woman, truly, but that she is nothing compared to his first (and hopefully last!) girlfriend. Their love could never be compared to what happened between him and that girl, these things canāt even be spoken together in the same sentence. If heās completely honest, his first time was... disappointing. Awkward, humbling, a total drunken mess of which he remembers nothing except that the woman wasnāt completely present either and that he was ashamed that his first time had to be like this.
Honestly, he felt like he lost his virginity on the night when he came to see her. Sheās everything heās ever dreamed of, all he thinks about these days... Itās quite annoying, actually, because heās supposed to concentrate on how the wind blows and that the ammo doesnāt get wet and that heās properly concealed.
He could be lying in a ditch with dummy rounds whirling past him and all he could think about are her eyes and lips and giggling and tits and, andā¦ that. How warm it is, how nice it is, how he would just want to curl himself next to her when he hops back to his bunk in the evening. Her smile is the last thing he sees before he dreams, her voice is what he hears. All the things she said, all those sweet, silly little things, chime in his ear before he sleeps.
And all the precious moments theyāve already spent together, the times he made love to her under the trees... Thereās nothing like that in the whole world and if she thinks something else can top that she's even sillier than he thought. He could comb through all the continents and he would never find a girl like her.
So tell him again... Why would he go to a shot glass of saltwater when he has a jar of wild honey right here at home?
#lmao what kƶnig doesnāt tell her probablyyy is that the lady is not interested in him either#she just hops from D to D so she barely remembers Kƶnig even exists#heās only a co-star in some stories she tells her friends#like āOoh yeah that one guy had a horse cock but he fussed around with the condom so much I almost fell asleep hahaā#āwhat was his name again? shit I canāt rememberā#meanwhile our angel reader is ascending to the 7th plane with the help of the horse cock in question like āKƶniii T^Tā#always the funniest thing when a secret admirer gets jealous of his object of obsession whoās actually fucking enamored with their no 1 fan#Kƶnig gets jettisoned to the sun everytime she so much as *looks* his way#like are you both completely utterly dense or were you just born this wayā¦#<3 sillies
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am i tweaking out or do i actually see vaxleth parallels with dorym. and itās making me very unwell somebody help me
#critical role#dorian storm#orym of the air ashari#dorym#vax'ildan#keyleth#bells hells#c3#campaign 3#dorian x orym#vaxleth#campaign 1#both revolve around slow burn pining#gay in some fashion#liam oābrien character sells soul to protect loved ones thus destroying their own future#other character is highly important and also born to be silly but forced to be serious in some way#two very different classes falling in love#communication is hard#not to mention the similar relationships with gods#and also tragic backstories#but thereās so many things that are paralleled perfectly in my opinion#WHICH MAKES ME SCARED#GOD HELP US
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An important question, heavy on my heart š„ŗ who is going more rounds, Gojo or Sukuna šš I have opinions on this š¤
also ily ā¤ļø
Shit. š donāt do this to me.. cause as a gojo girlie I wanna say gojo š but I know REALISTICALLY it would be Sukuna because heās not even humanā¦ BUT gojo does have reverse cursed techniqueā¦. BUT does it have to be p in v? Cause I KNOWWW gojo is a munch and heād go many rounds by prolonging readers pleasure.. ugh how can you say ily but ask me such hard questions ššš¢š
Imma have to say Sukunaā¦despite how much it hurts me to say this and how much I HATE that man (sorry @yenayaps)
tbh at the end of the day, once youāre fucked stupid, it doesnāt even matter how many rounds Gojo or Sukuna are going if youāve already lost count LMFAO
Also ilyttt ššā¤ļøā¤ļø
#āļø remās inbox#āļø remās mooties#I hate Sukuna like he killed my first born#which he did cause he hurt megumi šš#Sukunaās 1 hater tbh#I know he doesnāt wash his ass crack#bro probably can't even reach their cause of his fossil bones#I bet he stinky from the heian era#sukuna stinker than toji cause he hasn't showered in over 1000 years#madamechrissy <3
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stress doodlleleee hello mr jay ! ! walker
#drawign this i realised i never figured out my ninja's designs' colour scheme#since i so often draw them on paper....kai n lloyd are like the only ones figured out LOL#also this was born thanks to an oppo fic. the fic was so good had me giggling and kicking my feet teehee#teshfarts#ninjago#ninjago jay#ill just put those two since this is just a. well. a doodle with hardly any context#besides the fact that in the oppo fic he was very >:[ . until he :0 and then he :o#also dont look at this too long his gi looks all wrong and makes it look like hes got huge. well. I can never figure out how#to make it look right TT#fun fact jay used to be number 5th on my list. lloyd being 6th#now theyre all tied to top 3 besides kai and zane tying in top 1#šŖšŖ love all the ninja its a win#okay thats. enough rambling gnight everypony#and thank you if you read this far š hopefully it was entertaining
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heeeyyyy it's been a while š
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sooo three days ago it was Shinrei's birthday (march 19th) andddd this marks 1 year that my first ososan oc was born šand i wanted to commemorate it
#ghost's doodles#oso san posting#shinushi#shinrei mijime#jyushimatsu matsuno#osomatsu san#ITS BEEN A WHILE HELPPPP#sorry im still lmk pilled but i was reminded the other day that shin was born three days ago </3#i love them so much despite not focusing on them atm but they do have a special place in my heart#baby is 1 fucking year old now LETS GOOO#all of my ocs are born in march or like nov/dec Help
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I was yesterday years old when I realized I've been coloring my Exo wrong all this time ā but instead of updating in game, I'm retconning my art
#destiny 2#destiny the game#destiny art#bungie#exo guardian#the young wolf#oc guardian#fanart#in which alfa the hunter was legit born with wormhusk palette in her head before it ever existed#ngl i was bothered a long while with the white head for many reasons#1. too bright 2. elsie's head is also white 3. didn't fit her color scheme#so prb if she had white head i would change to a golden tint bUT THEN REALITY SLAPS ME#PAST ME HAS BEEN RIGHTER THAN PRESENT ME WTF#fun fact tmblr ppl i got my own apartment 8D not living there yet tho#gotta buy literally everything else but AY biggest part is done
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nononono why did you make this why did you combine both of my biggest hyperfixations
why did you combine rottmnt and genshin impact
i am not joking that i teared up a little just by how overwhelmed i was (but in a good way)
i dont know what to say genuinely I dont know how to react??? thank you??? your art is so beautiful??? and detailed??? you're an inspiration??? please keep making more???
i have never felt more emotions thank you
dfjklsdjfkldkfj thank you so muchhhh!!! ššš omg this is so nice! i'm having a lot of fun with this crossover so i'm very glad it made you happy :)
i've got more planned for it, i know i at least wanna try and finish designs for the four of them and i've had donnie and leo's designs in progress for a while now (i actually started both of them before mikey's, but mike's was the first one i finalized. favorite boy privileges and all that š§”), but i needa redesign them cuz they look like shit ;-; have a lil peek of leo's current design tho!
#also some info abt the au if you're curious: 1) they all have mondstadt visions cuz i figure splinter is from inazuma#but they were raised (and possibly born?) in mondstadt like how it is in canon (but there's no genshin equivalent of new york (yet))#2) i assume that in a world where u have literal cat people in towns and everything is a giant monster trying to kill you#turtle people are far from the strangest thing you've ever seen so no one really bats an eye at them#and 3) mikey = pyro bow; donnie = electro polearm (ei simp momence); leo = anemo sword; raph = geo catalyst :3#rottmnt#rise genshin au#ask#rottmnt au
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he's been 39 for a while : )
#shitposts#ship: jackalope#this was low effort but I had to draw it before it stopped being funny to me#list of things wrong with him:#1) caroline probably dropped him when he was born#2) cult family#3) living on a secluded island making him socially inept#4) he probably found drugs in those 200 years of living#5) the list goes on
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Hi there! If you've already done this moodboard and I missed it in the list don't hesitate to ignore this but I have a request if you're willing! Could you possibly do a masculine royalty/prince themed moodboard? A paci included but no gems or charms (if you can!). Thank you thank you thank you for reading and for your time! I appreciate it :3
Here you go!!
#prince moodboard#!!!#this is actually number 3 i think#the one you might have been looking for wasn't a request#it was part of my fairytale event#and i wanted to add something more masc to it#hence Prince 1 was born#anyway i hope you enjoy!#sfw interaction only#moodboard#sfw agere#age regression#agere#sfw littlespace#agere moodboard#babyre#age dreaming#baby regression#tw weapon#kinda#it's broken but still there
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so victoria dallon was canonically born sometime between october and december 1993.[1] Now, this sort of thing is pretty variable, pregnancy isn't exactly known for being similar to clockwork.
However, assuming that victoria is in fact born in very early october , this means that she was born a little more than 9 months after December 1992. (I promise I'm going somewhere.)
That means conception most likely occurred roughly between mid-late december 1992 to early january 1993.
Behemoth's first attack was on December 13th, 1992.
Canonically, it's entirely possible that Victoria Dallon was concieved as a direct result of the emergence of Behemoth.
#[1] so some guy on the worm wiki did a shitload of research and determined this.#mainly hinges on victoria being 17 when she goes into the asylum in june 2011 but being a senior in high school#it could also be mid-to-late september 1993 when she was born too she just says she's 21 in october 2015#forget that 3 names taylor post this better take the fuck off#everybody needs to know that carol dallon fucked nasty after a giant monster killed a bunch of people#worm#wormposting#victoria dallon
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