#Book Thug

[theblackestofsuns]

The Iliad Book XXII: The Death Of Hector (2007)

Lisa Jarnot

Book Thug

[sincerely-sofie]

I'm thinking of how funny it would be if Ark and Twig came across an outlaw that they don't actually know is an outlaw. And they tag along, hoping for the chance to steal their stuff for a quick buck.

And then they quickly realize just how bad of a situation they're I'm because these two adventurers, NEITHER of whom are registered under an official guild, are destroying these monsters with ease! For goodness sake, that creepy one just powderized that guy while discussing dinner plans! And he didn't skip a beat! Eventually they make their way out and, ever so thankfully, they're not infamous enough to be wanted in this somewhat isolated town. But now they're crashing at Twig's place because he let slip that they dont have a place to stay?? And they can't sneak out because that creepy floaty guy isn't going to bed???? And they have a kid that can transform but ISN'T a ditto!?!? Apparently they have guests coming later, that's good. Maybe they can slip out when they're distr- IS THAT CELEBI!?!?!?!??

Anon you have NO idea how in love with this concept I am. It veered in a rather different direction than what you originally provided— hope I didn’t take too many liberties with your initial premise!

Later on during a family get-together:

[pixelbumblebee]

(Modern flash dictionary, containing all the cant words, slang terms, and flash phrases, now in vogue by George Kent, pg. 6)

(A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue by Francis Grose, pg. 490)

okay Edwin holy shit chill

[jackstheprinceofhearts]

I need to know if it's a good shambles or had shambles 😭😭😭😭 my life will be ruined if evajacks don't end up together

it's both shambles. i was low-key disappointed with some of the book 😭 tbona is probably my favorite still

[mydarlingbat]

THE RATING OF TEN COMICS.

Batman #200 is about Scarecrow creating a gas that makes Batman and Robin terrified of him. It terrifies Batman and Robin so much that they think about hanging up the cowl, that's until Alfred decides to remind them of why they started this superhero thing in the first place. It does help. Batman and Robin goes out to catch other criminals, like the Joker, Penguin man, and other villains to build their confidence back up again, however when they face the Scarecrow again. It only lasts for so long, and they're petrified of him once again, but in the end they fight through and win the fight when they're reminded about their parents death. 7 out of 10

Batman #201 is about all Batman's villains coming to his recuse. They all decide they can only murder the Batman, so the thugs who begin to sets theses traps to murder the Batman, fails everytime because Batman villains is secretly helping him from being killed by the thugs. This includes the Joker by the way. Plus Batman wonders who saving him, although he never finds out. 9 out of 10

Batman #202 is about Robin getting involve with a gang of motorcycle marauders, and he misses the school election. He wounds up shedding a tear at home. He realizes how much this job effects his life. 4 out of 10

Batman #203 is about brando finding out Batman's secret identity. Brando wounds up discovering the bat entrance, and finding out Batman's secret identity and Robin's too. The criminal got Robin tied up, as he holds him in his grasp. He threatens Batman he'd murder Robin if he tries anything. Batman punches him senseless. He wounds up stumbling into a jack in a box, which is in the bat cave. It sprays him in the face, poisoning him. Robin wants to leave him for dead, so they can still continue in their work, but Batman refuse not to help the man. Batman creates a cure and saves the man's life, as soon as the man's cured, he's ready to reveal Batman's secret identity still. Lol he finds himself by a whirlpool. Bats attacks brando, knocking him in the whirlpool. It's looks like Batman and Robin secret is safe after all. 6 out of 10

Batman #204 is about Batman informing the Commissioner that he's going undercover as a blind man, but suddenly a blind man wounds up dead, leaving Commissioner Gordon to believe that Batman has died. The Commissioner mourns the death of Batman, but let's take a step back. Batman isn't really dead. He is about to die in the crossfire, but Robin shows up to save the day. The blind operation makes it look like Batman died, however when Batman does return everyone believe he's an imposter. Batman does tries to explain to Gordon that he's not an imposter, that he's the Batman. He even supply his Detective skills in this case, although Commissioner Gordon doesn't believe him one bit, so he locks Batman up. Batman does eventually escapes after finding out Robin is in danger. At the end of the comic Batman finally proves he's Batman, with the help of Alfred and Robin. 8 out of 10.

205 is the same comic #204 Batman just proves he's not an imposter. 8 out of 10

Batman #206 is about man who claims he's the brain behind Batman's mind. That without him Batman wouldn't have solved any of theses cases. The criminal asks Gordon for a challenge of duel to prove he's the brain behind Batman. Gordon agrees to the man's terms. The criminal does in fact supply information to him before Batman could, but in the end Batman finds out the criminal tricks, and puts a stop to him. The man wounds up getting electrocuted with a bat suit on. 6 out of 10

Batman #207 Batman has to find a bomb that's located in Gotham, and It's not any bomb. It's a hugh bomb. Haha! Batman takes awhile but Batman finds the bomb in the back of a trunk, due to the bomb not having a switch or any wiring that's visible. Batman can't disarm it, but in the end he finds out the little boy got the timer in the ball the criminal gave him as a gift. 3 out of 10

Batman #208 is about all the women in Batman's life, but to be honest it's a bunch of golden age comics. 8 out of 10

Batman #209 is about Batman and Robin trying to stop a gang of thugs from robbing a bank, but the thugs wound up setting him up. They plant a device underneath the bat mobile which causes Bruce to see people as tigers and elephants, not only is this device affecting Batman's imagination, but also Commissioner Gordon's. Batman believes he's in a jungle. Batman soon finds the device, and stops the crooks for once and for all, but casper is really the mastermind behind this brilliant plan. 7 out of 10

Batman #210 is about Catwoman bringing a group of women together to become cat felines like her of course. Catwoman dresses theses women like her to help her commit a crime. Planning to steal the pricey Jewelry from nizam head, although she fails, it wound up being Alfred dressed up as him, so Catwoman is caught by Batman. The rating is 5 out of 10

[slaughter-books]

Day 17: JOMPBPC: Required Reading

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[raddestrose]

Bros discovering emotions for the first time

best of wishes to him

[blurryvizionz]

Any book recommendations?

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory: Oi... what are you lookin' at? 😒

Thuggory: Oh? I've got some porridge on my cheek? Thanks! 🥰👍🏻

[matrixwhore]

i think that the fact that daniel started on the right with claudia’s journal even though Louis by proxy of Armand told him to start on the left—the beginning (“you’re jumping ahead” / “let the tale seduce you)—had a lasting impact on the way he [daniel] viewed claudia and her circumstances. He didn’t start from where she was doomed to this life. The first thing that really impacted him was reading about her feeding off of POWs and recording the experience and he seemed really put off by it, considering the way he says “wow”. it’s definitely giving: I would care about this tragic young life you describe if they weren’t breaking laws and going against my morals and all that. i don’t know that he was going to ever be able to empathize with her. but he definitely took a boohoo you’re doing all these bad things cause your childhood was sad. boohoo approach to learning about her that i think louis wanted to control/avoid going into it. im not really saying anything that hasn’t been touched on i’m sure and not much more to say really just thinking thoughts on yet another rewatch 💭

[berberriescorner]

Don’t mind me guys…

I’m just up at the ass crack of dawn crying over a book.

Said Book:

The excerpt that started the waterworks:

Then I read this and it got worse😭:

I need a damn hug. This just made me miss my besties as if they're not a direct message, phone call, text, or a damn car ride away🤦🏾‍♀️😩😆🤣. That's right @thirtysomethinganduncensored, @darqchilddaydreamz, @starrynite7114, and @astoldbychae! I'm talking to y’all😆😂🤣🫶🏾. Love y'all! @thirtysomethinganduncensored I need to see you soon! I need my best friend🥹!



Don't judge me mutuals. I can't help if I'm a sensitive ass gangsta😆🤷🏾‍♀️.

[downthetubes]

First issue of The Beano, with only known surviving Free Gift, offered at auction

A copy of The Beano Comic No.1 with its free gift Whoopee Mask and promotional No. 1 Flyer leads the latest Comic Book Auctions sale, online now at compalcomics.com and closing on Sunday September 1st 2024

[alvfr]

I have grown strangely fond of the three generic thugs that I only intended to be cannon fodder before the actual bad guy shows up. Meet Ratty, Goatee and Baldie:

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[summersplashpark]

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[the-cat-at-the-theatre-door]

🔥 Mungojerrie and/or Rumpleteazer

I don't know if this is unpopular or not, but I will always prefer suave, deceptively smart, and more devious than they seem Jerrie and Teazer over "just a silly little guy/gal - heads empty no one home" Jerrie and Teazer. Way more interesting and deserving of their spot as ex-Macavity agents, imo. They obfuscate stupidity to get away with what they do. That's why I like their jazz number just a fraction more.

I don't think they're bad cats - I think they're overtly clever kids who felt stifled in their lives under stricter and/or higher expectations, and rebelled and acted out, and while it certainly started as silly little heists and swiping things that didn't really matter, and staying out all night, it quickly spiraled into something bigger. And while they got better at it and bolder with what they were able and willing to do, it put them in deeper over their heads. Makes for more interesting stories that way.