#Bobby Bray

[geekhead79]

[ambreignsfan4life]

[mrawkweird]

Lashley said he wasn’t about them little kid games and Wyatt went “Bet, pussy; DO SOMETHING”.

[jasvvy]

[xxamorxexmortexx]

Bobby, horror movie 101, do not go into the haunted house when the demons are after you

[its-sports-anime-life]

Wait. Was Bobby Lashley and bray Wyatt supposed to have a feud or am I mixing things up?

[gamergirl929]

Why was that so fucking funny to me???

[chargetheintruder]

Wrassle Gibberish, and a Poll? Sure, why not?

Because you know what? Windham over there, a.k.a. Bray Wyatt, might need something to irritate and/or motivate him? Yeah. So first the Poll:

And with that out of the way? Okay, my apologies for being harsh but I was looking forward to some Wyatt, Uncle Howdy and Bliss weirdness at Wrestlemania, damn it. I'm not sure what happened, but here's my guesses. Educated hunches.

-- Maybe Windham legitimately got sick at a bad time. I don't know. The first reports I heard were that Windham had a finger injury or two, but that's not usually something you can't rest and recover from in 2-3 weeks. Ditto with a stomach virus. It just seems strange that nobody really knows why the guy behind Wyatt just quit?

-- Or maybe Lashley and Wyatt just couldn't work with each other. There did seem to be a HUGE personality conflict going on, with Bray Wyatt not wanting to do anything but his usual horror/cinematic style of match, where Lashley refused to do anything but a bare-bones beatdown of the kind he usually favors.

-- The Uncle Howdy presence didn't help matters, sure, given Lashley's track record of not taking kindly to head-games of ANY sort. But he had to know something like that was going to happen, he's not stupid. I don't know really. What I do understand, though, Is that I was asked to "lie for him" and "Can you keep a secret?" And as of right now I did both of those, a bit middling, but I did them, and for nothing? Yeah.

So I lied by pretending to give the secret away, saying "Oh, it's going to be a huge cinematic thing, and that's the issue: it was recorded weeks ago, it's in the can already and it's put a lot of people ON HOLD waiting for real time to catch up with 'Mania." I don't think people bought it but then again, nobody asked me, and I did spread quite a few lesser lies too.

As for the Damned Secret. Here it is: Fictional character Bray Wyatt is a fan of Fictional TV Station Local 58. This is a GIGANTIC clue as it regards Uncle Howdy, and Bray Wyatt's narrative. Or at least it WAS.

Here is a sample of Local 58 Broadcast material:

The hint here is the key to the narrative: in the Local 58 setting, The Moon is a living, cosmic horror type of entity, and the theme of that channel and its associated materials is that "the Moon will Eat the Earth." And people in that setting, some of them worship the moon, hoping they won't get devoured.

So where's the clues? The Main one reflects on Uncle Howdy. The resemblance isn't 100 percent clear in the mask, but in this new context, Uncle Howdy is supposed to be The Man in the Moon. This should be considered closely: who has routinely said "to the MOON!" in his promos? Who's intro is nearly identical in posture and body language to Uncle Howdy's?

Cameron Grimes. NOT Bo Dallas. Consider that the mainstream wrestling press on YouTube knows Grimes has been promoted to Main Roster, but "doesn't know what he's doing", they just know he's a) grown his hair out, and b) that he's "jacked", meaning extra muscular lately. Does that sound like the guy who attacked Bobby Lashley in Bray Wyatt's place?

The second clue is less obvious. The Moon Phase for tomorrow, April 1st, night one of Wrestlemania, is Waxing Gibbous, or the rising three-quarters phase right before the Full Moon. This could coincide with either the Return of The Fiend (whether it's Bray Wyatt or not) or Uncle Howdy's becoming his own force to be reckoned with, although it did look like Bray was trying a new, seventh character with the new Black Mask, and with the hint in the Uncle Howdy Weather Forecast during the Firefly Funhouse's tribute to Local 58. That clue was that the temperature ranges in all cities on that weather map were identical and showing the same seven-degree temperature spread. Seven, and not Wyatt 6.

So it LOOKED like, past tense, we were going to get either The Fiend, or a Fiend Alternate, with Bray, more insight into Uncle Howdy, in a match involving Bobby Lashley that could have been a banger, and all this with some Bliss on the side. But nah. Illness and maybe egos getting in the way.

Do I have more hunches? Sure, but they're less clear, and more in Bliss-fit country. And they assume a bit. Point is, someone had the whole world in his hands, and he choked. It happens. Maybe don't do it again? Or maybe do better at Wrestlemania Backlash: the Backlashening? The hell if I know. (*shrugs*)

[codchrist]

Bray targeting Bobby Lashley or Brock Lesnar oh shit

[thlayli-ra]

Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment, Impact Wrestling | Total Nonstop Action Wrestling Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: LA Knight | Eli Drake/Uncle Howdy/Bray Wyatt, LA Knight | Eli Drake/Bobby Lashley Characters: LA Knight | Eli Drake, Bray Wyatt, Uncle Howdy (Professional Wrestling), Bobby Lashley Additional Tags: AU - Valetverse, Valets and Dominants, Male Slash, Dom/sub, Dom/sub Undertones, sex dungeon, Sexual Content, Whipping, Implied/Referenced Torture, Cock Cages, Rough Sex, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Drugged Sex, Dubious Consent Series: Part 2 of LA Knight (Valetverse), Part 3 of Valetverse Summary:

At the Royal Rumble, LA Knight faced Bray Wyatt in a Pitch Black match.

And lost!

Now he belongs to the sinister dominant and his mysterious masked accomplice, Uncle Howdy. Kept locked up in their cold, dark playroom and tormented every night, Knight secretly plots his escape.

With a little help from the Almighty!

[iamfindingmyvoice]

i would like to ask how Logan Paul gains knowledge on emotional Intellagence if he knew it he would of been born with it so speak leave me a message your not going to use emotional intellagence to make you a new life when i did not get one so you can see how i pissed and i did not deserve a second chance but you did bull shit

[littlevampie222]

We eatin' good tonight, ladies and gentlemen! 🍽

Brock and Lashley again? Yes please!

Seth becoming the US Champ? Not what I wanted for him, but I'll take it. After seeing Brock and Lashley, I didn't really want (or see) Brock winning a title like that. So, Seth's win makes sense.

DX!!!

The mention of Chyna (and allowing the fans to refer to Billy Gunn)...not to mention Corey saying "the other guy is doing something with office supplies now" 🤌🏻

I'm not particularly big on Anderson and Gallows on their own. But I always did love them with AJ Styles. So in that regard, it's good to see them back! (Hopefully it'll lead up to something worthwhile with the JD).

More interesting Bray Wyatt content. "Revel in what you are". Hm 🤔

Also, I SEE you Bray, with those Donnie Darko and the Black Phone inspired things!

And lastly, ELIAS!!!!!!

That was quicker than I expected. I honestly thought we would just see him return at the Rumble.

Lots of great surprises tonight, and a pretty solid show top to bottom! HHH is still doin' the mf'n thang!

[dalekofchaos]

Wrestlemania 39 predictions

Night 1

Brock Lesnar vs Omos. I predict a Hurt Business Reunion and Lashley and Omos joining forces. Omos wins

Austin Theory vs John Cena. I predict Theory wins, Cena puts him over

KO and Sami vs The Usos. KO and Sami wins and the crumbling of The Bloodline begins

Rhea Ripley vs Charlotte Flair. Rhea Ripley should win. In my opinion it should be a squash match. Rhea pulls a Bane and breaks Charlotte and rectifying the 3 year mistake

Night 2

Bobby Lashley vs Bray Wyatt. Personally I just hope Lashley no sells this hooky spooky bullshit and squashes Bray. Sorry to Bray fans, but what the fuck is Bobby Lashley doing fighting Bray Wyatt? He should be facing Lesnar in the blowoff match, also I'm sorry but this latest run has exposed Bray and I just can't stand him anymore

Gunther vs Sheamus vs Drew McIntyre. Gunther retains. Gunther keeps the IC title until he breaks Honky Tonk Man's record, but I wouldn't be opposed to see Sheamus winning the IC title On the other hand if it's Gunther vs LA Knight, I'm pulling for LA Knight

Bianca Belair vs Asuka. Asuka wins. Give Asuka a Wrestlemania win already

Becky and Lita vs Damage CTRL vs Ronda and Shayna. Anyone but Ronnie Lousey and Shayna

Roman Reigns vs Cody Rhodes. Roman should retain. Not because I hate Cody, but because Roman should hold the title until Summerslam, he should break Pedro Morales and Hogan's title reigns, because fuck Hogan

[wyattsw6rld]

[xxamorxexmortexx]

Hi, Edge!

I've missed him. I hope we're getting him a good feud. Maybe with Bobby? 🤔