#Blue mullet era

[anotherdescentintomadness]

Wang YiBo and His Glorious Blue Mullet

You heard me. It was glorious.

Those who are just coming into Wang YiBo’s fandom may not know that before this era of black-on-black-Wang-YiBo red-carpet looks, there was a blue-mullet era: Blue Mullet Wang YiBo. Let’s be honest, this wasn’t a universally loved look, but it happens to be one of my favorites. As it seems highly unlikely Blue Mullet Wang YiBo will return to us, I memorialize it here with this blue mullet aesthetic:

See my Blue Mullet Fan Art

[liliana-von-k]

[whisperturnedecho]

Just go with what I'm saying

George Clarke x reader / mild angst, steamy smut

Summary: You’re all kinds of nervous around George Clarke, feeling unsure. And just like that, George cooks up a surprise plan.

TW: swearing and some degradation, male dom/female sub game, masturbation, anxiety w/a happy end, phonesex

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18+ MDNI!

You walked into a lunchroom together with your friend Arthurtv and found a booth by the window. Once the drinks were sorted, you started eyeing the menu, stomach growling. "Ham, egg 'n' chips sandwich it is!"

Arthur smirked as you talked about wanting a change, only to end up with what was familiar. "I'll also stick to my go-to: a Caesar salad with garlic bread," he told the waiter.

While waiting for lunch, Arthur started chatting about the Bach & Arthur podcast. They were introduced to their cool new space themed setup not too long ago. You’d know Arthur loved his work; he’d go on about it for hours.

"The other day, someone asked if I’d post philosophy vids on the 'Arthur Frederick' channel, but honestly, it feels more like a podcast thing. Don’t you agree?" You nodded and sipped on your cappuccino. "You’re a perfect team when it comes to deep talks like philosophy. I often listen while cycling or cleaning."

The food arrived; it looked delicious. Arthur got lost in his salad.

"Before I forget!" Arthur suddenly blurted out as he checked his phone. "There is a party at the boy's flat. Come! It's this Saturday at 8pm. George invited a bunch of friends and we'd like you to be there, even though you haven't been around for long." You said yes right away, no second thoughts.

George. It was a mix of excitement and butterflies imagining being with him again. You were low-key obsessed with the guy rocking the curly mullet and big arms. Playing it cool? Not a chance. And nope, you hadn’t mentioned it to Arthur. The redness in your cheeks didn’t escape Arthur’s attention.

"What's happening here?" he wondered.

"Oh, the eggs on this sandwich aren't fresh," you quickly made up, "I'm getting some kind of flush." Arthur tilted his head. "Yet you ate three-quarters of it, we could have sent it back, stupid." You chuckled. You couldn’t tell if he’d figured you out, but it seemed like you got away with it.

When the bill arrived, you reached for it, only for Arthur to stop you with a cheeky wink. "This one’s on me, next time, you’re paying!"

Heading back, your mind kept drifting to George Clarke. There was something about him. While Arthur felt like a safe haven, George always left you a bit on edge when you met him. It wasn’t easy keeping cool while talking to someone you secretly liked. He might’ve guessed you were dodging eye contact, keeping busy, and fighting the urge to giggle. You were so caught up and smitten.

Saturday night, you kept it simple but classy—white blouse, black jeans, and ready for a great night. You wondered if George might like you in heels. Sure, you could manage heels, kind of. But why make things harder? Blue Converse it was. A quick dab of Coco Mademoiselle behind your ears and you were good to go, remembering your mum’s advice to never settle for cheap perfume.

Hill opened the front door when you arrived. "Y/N, you’re here!" he said, all hyped up. After a big, warm hug, he pointed you toward the kitchen for drinks. You grabbed orange juice for now, but shots might happen later.

The atmosphere of the night was chill. Hill took charge of the music, while Arthur quietly focused on his chess app after the second round of drinks. It didn’t trouble anyone. Chip was laughing with Calfreezy. Chris was in the kitchen. George roamed the room, socialising. You watched him from a distance, trying not to be too obvious about following his every move.

You found yourself twirling just a little on your toes as he neared your table.

The two of you started talking. When you asked him about life as a newbie streamer, he replied that he was currently in his active era. He was still trying to work out how everything worked on Twitch. "I did a 7,5-hour stream not too long ago. " Your jaw dropped as you thought about your early nights, propped up in your bed with a book and your cat Bella.

"Were you okay the next day?" you wondered. "Don’t worry about me, Y/N. I can take care of myself." Watching him, so smooth and self-assured, made you feel like you couldn’t compare.

You got chatting about his childhood in Bristol, and out of nowhere, he mentioned Arthur had told him about your love for drawing. He said he might show you his sketches someday. While you studied his face, you made sure not to meet his eyes, the awkwardness eating at you.

George excused himself to visit the bathroom and walked away. He stopped. "Can a man not just turn around, without someone looking at his ass? " he called out. Out of nowhere, you snorted. Oh no! You slapped a hand over your face to keep yourself from losing it. His trip to the bathroom was a small blessing, so you could die in embarrassment.

Arthur came by and put his hand on your shoulder. "It sounds like you are having a good time," he said. "Promise me we’ll dance soon," he insisted. You nodded.

George came back with two cocktails, and you grabbed one. Classic you, spilling it right in the middle of the room after tripping on your shoelace. Chris and George cracked up. “Butterfingers and twinkle toes,” George teased. At least your blouse survived.

"Cool that you’ve got it all together," you said with a hint of sarcasm, barely paying attention while grabbing napkins. "Do I?" he replied, sipping slowly. You noticed a playful smirk behind his cocktail glass. "You’re into people who know how to take charge, aren’t you?"

Don’t blush, don’t blush, you thought, but you felt the blood rush to your head. For a moment, your mind went blank, and you didn’t know what to say. George winked at you and grazed his beard with his fingertips.

As Arthur asked you to dance, George wandered off, his attention caught by a female friend on the other side of the room. "Thanks for saving me, " you told Arthur with a sigh. He frowned. "What happened?" he asked. You let out a nervous laugh and confessed to acting silly in front of George. "Don’t stress—no chandelier antics, right?" he said, twirling you with a smirk. "It’s just George, you’re good."

Party over, you crashed at home. After feeding Bella and removing your makeup, you got into bed all warm and cosy. "Men are confusing," you muttered as Bella paced with her tail curled like a question mark. "Avoiding them seems easier—especially the charming ones. I definitely made a mess of things tonight." Bella didn’t care and was already distracted by something outside the window.

After scrolling through "X" on your phone, you started feeling the pull of sleep. Nightlight off, pillow hugged tight. It was time to sleep. Ping! Your phone went off after 20 minutes. It grabbed your attention. Who texts this late? It was the middle of the night. Did you forget something back at the party? You picked up your phone and read the text:

George: It's me, George. Add me on WhatsApp.

You: How did you get my number?

A 'please' would’ve been great, you know? What was so important? With Wi-Fi on and his number saved, you were sitting straight up in bed, curious and nervous.

George: Chill, we were just tidying up after the party, and I asked Arthur for your number ‘cause I wanted to keep chatting with you. He said I could grab it from his contacts, so it’s all good.

All's good? You were going to kill Arthur.

George: You looked amazing tonight, no lie. That blouse and your silver bangles totally caught my attention.

Hold up, was George flirting? You couldn’t believe it and covered Bella’s eyes. You were a mess, with butterflies fluttering like crazy.

George: Everyone’s free to dress how they want, but I prefer when women leave a little to the imagination instead of putting it all out there. That’s my vibe for my girl.

Omd, you were scrambling to text back, completely panicking.

You: Yup, that’s totally me. But honestly, I’m not sure what you’re trying to say here. You had questions. George: You don’t need to get me, just go with what I’m saying. Wanna play a little game? We’re both in bed now anyway. I love dirty talk. I think I’ve got an idea of the kind of stuff you’d like. You: Are you serious? I don't know how good I am at stuff like that, but it sounds hot. George: At any moment you feel uncomfortable we can stop, okay? And then, we just move on like nothing even went down. You agreed. George: You wore black jeans today that fit perfectly. I saw you dancing with Arthur. Your ass looked too hot not to spank. You felt how your body reacted to his words, and you pressed your legs together. You weren't a beginner, but didn't have a lot of experience in the bedroom. You felt aroused, no doubt. Normally, one of the first people you'd reached out to when there was something exciting going on was Arthur. Crazy that he was the first person you wanted to talk to. Instead, you typed a reply to George. You: Maybe I would let you. Playing him at his own game felt wild. Nothing came through, even after several minutes. Out of the blue, your phone lit up with a WhatsApp call. George? Seriously? You hated taking calls, and now your nerves were all over the place. "Hey?" you said, unsure, as you picked up the call. "I called you because want to hear you say it. Tell me that you want me to spank your ass." Your mouth felt dry. "I—I want you to spank my ass Ge—orge." You could hardly talk. Your ears were on fire. Your pussy was throbbing. You had to talk normal, please. "Good girl," he replied "you can do it. You can say all the naughty things that your mind tells you that you can't say. Unless you want to go back to texting? Or stop?" You steadied yourself and said, "No, go on." The way he spoke had you curling your toes and feeling all kinds of things. "You liked that, didn't you?" he said in a sultry voice. You like it when I call you a good girl. You're a very special person Y/N. I think you are just right for me." You soaked up his words and moved your fingers underneath the edge of your panties. You needed to touch yourself. You rubbed your clit through your upcoming wetness. You heard how George hummed. It was as if you felt electricity all over. Fuck. "I would put you over my knees Y/N and pull your panties down, so that ass would be ready for me. I would put a drop of that perfume you wear on your thighs." Your back arched at his words. "I would slap you, then rest my hand on your ass to enjoy the heat. I would squeeze your ass and slowly dip my wet finger in and out of your arsehole after warming you up. You would tell me about all the times that you have masturbated thinking about me. You'd confess to everything with those bright red cheeks. Got it Y/N?" "Yes George." Your face flushed. It was impossible to stop touching yourself. You circled over your heat. Your fingers circles from your clit to your hole. My god that felt good. "George?" you said. It was more of a plea than a question. "You are touching yourself, aren't you?" he asked. "I can hear it that you are touching yourself. It's making me really hard." "Yes, I am George. I couldn't help myself. You do so much to me. "

"As do you. Next time you are going to ask me for permission to touch yourself, is that clear?" "Yes sir." Sweat ran down from your head to your neck. "Do you have a sex toy?" George made it sound like the most casual question in the world. "Umm, I have a solid glass dildo. You know, a toy you can warm up." "Get it out now and get ready to fuck that velvet pussy for me, Y/N. Push it all the way in. You are going to look so sexy. Your legs spread wide, filling yourself up. Your eyes all desperate." You lifted your legs to pull off your wet panties and did as you were told. "Can I put it in George… please? Can I? I want it so much. I want you." "Yes darling, put it in your tight hole." Your heart was racing when you moved the dildo in and out. "You are going to cum for me, fucking yourself with one hand, rubbing your clit with the other hand. I will count from 10 to 0." You gulped. You were so close, but you didn't know if he could actually make you cum that quickly, but you knew that you had to be honest with him. He was the one in control. "10…….9…….8…….7..…..6……. 5……. 4……." Please! Oh god. You felt your head spin. "3..….2….. you are going to cum for me. You look me right into the eye. Cum over my cock, you little slut …..1…..0." You cried out at the top of your lungs. "Oh god George, George," you called out as you climaxed. Your phone fell from your hand. You were shaking all over. You had a deep urge to please him, to make him feel proud of you. "Gosh, that was incredible," you said when you felt mildly sane again. "Thanks, I guess, I didn't expect this." "We are not done. I know that you have it in you to cum a second time Y/N," he said with a low voice. " You really think I haven’t noticed you avoiding eye contact? You’ve been waiting for someone like me, and it’s obvious. I’ve been watching you from every corner of the room. I know you think about me… sexually. A girl like yourself is made for submission. You would do anything for me… yes?" "Yes, I would George," you panted, and you felt yourself climax again. Damn, it felt so good. As you were caught up in your own joy, you heard George moaning as he came. It was the best sound in the world. Silence followed. He probably stepped away to clean himself up. After, he told you that your loudness was charming. You were leaning into his words, tired and drowsy. It felt weird and wonderful to share such an intimate moment with George. "Do you think you’ll manage to look me in the eye next time we’re face-to-face?" he asked. "Nope, no way!" you answered. "Goodnight darling."

"Goodnight George."

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[epimetheusswrites]

THE MARAUDERS SCHOOL PHOTOS THROUGH THE YEARS

taken at the beginning of each year :)

REMUS LUPIN

year 1: so cute and innocent, excited for a new school year year 2: matron made him shave his hair after a lice outbreak at st edmunds, new scars after a rough moon year 3: finally allowed to grow his hair out a lil

year 4: all the marauders refused to wear their uniforms for photos, remus was nervous and wore something similar anyways year 5: he and sirius got really high beforehand and he let sirius cut his eyebrow and pierce his ear in exchange for sirius's ac-dc shirt year 6: post prank, grew in the eyebrow cut because it reminded him of sirius, got a bit of a mullet cut by the people he ran with over the summer, in a really dark place

year 7: he and sirius finally started dating, got more piercings, finally feeling happier (although who knows how long that will last...)

SIRIUS BLACK

year 1: absolutely freaking out because he got sorted into gryffindor year 2: going through a rebellious phase, told mcgonagall to fuck off when she asked him to put his uniform on year 3: family really threatened to disown him so he's very much in his conforming-to-societal-norms era

year 4: starting to come into his own style and rejecting his family outright, spent all summer growing out his mustache (james and remus held him down while peter shaved it off later that night) year 5: he and remus got really high beforehand, gave remus his shirt so he ended up in remus's jumper year 6: post prank angst, new scars from when his family kicked him out, more piercing because he's finally allowed to fully express himself

year 7: finally dating remus, let remus dye his hair, truly happy for the first time in his life

JAMES POTTER

year 1: hyped asf about gryffindorrrrrr year 2: aww cutieeee year 3: let euphomia put sleek-eazy in his hair for once (it still managed to look a lil messy), new glasses because his old ones broke in his first quidditch match the year before

year 4: in on the no uniform scheme, lily walked by while the photo was getting taken year 5: got an eyebrow cut to feel included with sirius and remus (regulus saw it, lost his mind, and then barty and evan proceded to lose their minds listening to him going on about it for a week) year 6: post prank blues except james can't be that sad because he started dating regulus at the end of fifth year (and yes that is reg's jumper), reg pierces his ear

year 7: broke up with regulus when he joined the death eaters, now dating lily, she put a leaf in his hair and he didn't notice until after the photo was taken :))

PETER PETTIGREW

year 1: scared shitless, pleased to be in gryffindor with james year 2: what a sweetie, grew his hair out a lil year 3: evan and barty made fun of the bowl cut his mom have him, put on one of james's beanies

year 4: mullet era (it was a dark time) year 5: had to run away from james to avoid getting an eyebrow cut, gilderoy gave peter his crystal necklace year 6: rough time post prank, spent the summer with gilderoy and they finally start dating, grew out his hair because lockhart off handedly said he like it long, gil did the bun

year 7: super happy because gilderoy finally told him what cologne brand he uses, lighthearted and wholly unaware that he would fall in with the death eaters that year which would eventually lead to him betraying his besties

[fadedtoneverland]

˱ 𓈒 𓈊 ┈ 𓈒 ˲ pirates’ ship | atz masterlist

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ — “the ship lulled against the crystal blue waters gently, rocking your movements slightly as your boots creaked on the pirate ship plywood. all sorts of trinkets can be seen. an eccentric hourglass with baby blue glitter sand, some stacks of old cds and worn down dog plushies, all of that galore. as you stepped into the captain’s cabin.. you spot a slightly ajar treasure chest.. and take a peak inside, opening the door to all sorts of stories and wonders..”

theme keys - personal favorites ♡︎ , fluff ✿ , angst ❦ , smut ❣︎ , crack ✦ , platonic ✩ , suggestive ❤︎ , yandere ➷ , dark fiction ✝︎

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⭒❃.✮:▹ kim hongjoong

➵ “softer, honey” — gn!reader, ✿

soft scenario of reader dating mullet!joong

⭒❃.✮:▹ park seonghwa

➵ “midnight chocolates” — afab!reader, ✿

hwa takes care of you with snacks while you’re on your period

⭒❃.✮:▹ jeong yunho

➵ ♡︎ “birthday” — male!reader, ✿ ❣︎ [nsfw]

yunho threw the perfect birthday surprise for his boyfriend. however, he has a special gift for him

⭒❃.✮:▹ kang yeosang

➵ “don’t worry, darling” — fem!reader, ✿ ❣︎ [nsfw]

yeosang hates to see his pretty girl suffering so much.. so he does what he can to make her feel better

⭒❃.✮:▹ choi san

➵ “ice on my teeth” — afab!reader, ❣︎ [nsfw]

san is feeling himself too much during the iomt era.. and it’s got you going feral

➵ “smut alphabet” — gn!reader, ❣︎ [nsfw]

smutty alphabet headcanons with san

➵ “make it bouncy” — gn!reader, ❣︎ [nsfw]

you and san get too handsy after he practically whored himself out for the whole crowd tonight

⭒❃.✮:▹ song mingi

➵ “pretty, city boy” — male!reader , ✿ ❤︎

headcanons of mingi having an idol bf reader

➵ “dazed” — male!reader , ❣︎ [nsfw]

your boyfriend looked way too good, all fucked out in his glasses… it drove you insane

⭒❃.✮:▹ jung wooyoung

➵ ♡︎ “silver & sin” — gn!reader, ❣︎ [nsfw]

despite your protests, your reckless boyfriend gets a certain body modification for your pleasure..

➵ “smut alphabet” — gn!reader, ❣︎ [nsfw]

smutty alphabet headcanons with wooyoung

➵ “yes, chef” — gn!reader, ✿ ❣︎ [nsfw]

dating wooyoung, who happens to be a talented chef

⭒❃.✮:▹choi jongho

sorry! this section is currently empty~

⭒❃.✮:▹ ot8 / multiple

➵ ♡︎ “8 makes 1 brain cell” (ot8) — gn!reader, ✦

silly headcanons of what it’s like living with the ateez members

➵ “you as the fem!maknae” (ot8) — fem!reader, ✩ ✿

[OLD FIC] headcanons with you as the youngest member of ateez

➵ ♡︎ “girl dads” (p.sh, c.sn & j.wy) —fem!reader, ✿ ❤︎

headcanons of woosanhwa as the best girl dad to your daughters <3

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[phanfictioncatalogue]

2k Word Fics (2) Masterlist

part one

2 minutes (ao3) - dipnpip

Summary: On the long flight to Australia, Dan gets a tad bit handsy. They sort it out in the bathroom.

a different form of intoxication (ao3) - moonalive

Summary: dan and phil play around with phil's favorite kink

A winter day in the life (ao3) - Frog910

Summary: It's Christmas! Dan and Phil have a cozy day filming at Christmas.

and hearts will be glowing (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Prompt: bottom Phil

anniversary (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: Dan and Phil go to Vegas to celebrate the end of the US leg of the tour – and their fifteenth anniversary.

baby mullet (ao3) - danhoweiis

Summary: dan gets a mullet and phil has some feelings

Bite Me (ao3) - skygremlin

Summary: “Do you know how it tastes kind of good when you bite your tongue and you can taste the blood in your mouth?”

Phil really wants to bite something. Dan mostly wants to be left out of Phil's weird new kink and stop hearing about vampires. But when they go to look in the mirror and nothing's there, Phil might just be right about the vampire thing after all (just don't call the army).

bottle, blanket, balcony (ao3) - gaydreaming

Summary: March, 2018.

The Interactive Introverts Tour is set to begin in a month. The venues are all booked, the fans are riled up and Phil is ready to enter an era that will surely be the peak of their career. There's only one problem: Dan doesn't want to do it anymore.

brand new colony (ao3) - lestered (clonetrobed)

Summary: Phil’s begging him to understand something, he can tell. His eyes are pleading, his voice softly desperate. Dan bites his lip because he thinks he knows. He’s pretty sure. He nods and drapes his arms around Phil’s shoulders.

“I really,” he tugs Phil down to kiss him and then whispers against his lips, “really, really like you too. Okay?”

brews and serendipity (ao3) - bejulesed

Summary: it's 2009, and dan and phil meet each other in a coffee shop.

Charming (ao3) - eatmedrinkme (incrediblytired)

Summary: The panties should have been nothing.

And maybe in any other world at any other time, they would have been nothing. Today they were something.

Christmas at the Lester's (ao3) - trashcanfromgallifrey

Summary: A quite fluffy fic that also goes into themes of finding safety in Phil’s family when they were closeted.

clay dog (ao3) - ShiwiSins (IetjeSiobhan)

Summary: “We could get married while we’re here,” he finds himself saying. “Australia would be a nice place for it. We could honeymoon in Iceland, after the tour.”

cloud nine (ao3) - SylvesterLester

Summary: Phil had been Dan’s floor supervisor for the six months since he started working there. He was tall, good at his job while only being somewhat obnoxious about it, and was still the only one in the store who Dan thought could pull off the tacky blue polyester vests.

Or, the Superstore AU I treated myself to writing (:

come on, mess me up (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: Dan nuzzles his nose against Phil’s cheek, arms coming to wrap around him tightly. “Got me all messy,” he says. “Wanna feel?”

conversations and deviations (ao3) - CapriciousCrab

Summary: Dan thought he wanted a traditional omega. What he found instead was Phil.

Dan Howell is My Boyfriend (ao3) - iihappydaysii

Summary: As a joke, Dan buys Phil a hoodie with a very interesting phrase on it

Demon of Temptation (ao3) - dipnpip

Summary: "Why do any of the difficult stuff when the fun is right there?" - Daniel Howell

Did Your Son Take It? (ao3) - steddieornot

Summary: “Did your son take it home?”

She watched as his face distorted into a bizarre mix of horror and disgust. Whoops. Not his son then.

She went to open her mouth to apologise before he slurred out “erm, yep, he’s bringing back clean clothes,” he then sluggishly attempted to school his expression into a neutral one.

don't wanna walk alone (so let's get married) (ao3) - lesbaurinkos (pluginbaby)

Summary; Phil’s always been a little wistful about the idea, some part of him a bit hopelessly romantic, perhaps, but his mind always catches on the thought of marrying Dan.

(or: marriage chats on a saturday night)

family (ao3) - hello456there

Summary: Dan and Phil unexpectedly have to babysit their niece

Find Me Again (ao3) - llama_sidekick

Summary: Phil wanders into the forest and upsets a forest spirit, right when a handsome stranger steps in to help him. Dan didn't plan his day to go this way but maybe it ends in a pleasant surprise.

family (found) (ao3) - huphilpuffs

Summary: Dan reflects on his friendship with Martyn.

Good Boy (ao3) - ingydar_phan

Summary: Porn without plot basically. Phil is FTM and they have sex and it's lowkey puppy play with heavy praise. That's it that's the fic.

Hit and Run (ao3) - skygremlin

Summary: "I would ask no questions, and I would help him get rid of the body." - Dan Howell, 2025

homegrown (ao3) - angelmichelangelo

Summary: dan and phil host their first christmas in their forever home

idgaf (because it saved me) (ao3) - gaydreaming

Summary: When Dan sits down at his piano, he doesn't expect to put so much emotional vulnerability onto the page. But TATINOF had a song. Introverts had a song. Terrible Influences needs a song. And, more importantly, Dan and Phil need to figure out how exactly they plan to take back what the internet took from them.

low light (ao3) - thuscoffee

Summary: where dan and phil just moved in to their new flat in london and they're too in love to resist each other

moon dreams (ao3) - dizzy, waveydnp

Summary: It's three in the morning, and they're okay.

natural. (ao3) - razussy

Summary: tampa, florida. known for plenty of things ranging from busch gardens to outback steakhouse. unlike the amusement park, however, there’s a certain drink phil’s been eyeing since he’s seen promotional advertisements on his nightly youtube sessions.

Night In (ao3) - antiadvil

Summary: Phil feels bad after a five second fight with his boyfriend. He is extra soft to make up for it.

no machine (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: dip and pip return home after the american leg of the tit tour. just a soft, loving fluffy thing <3

one more shot in Helsinki (ao3) - m_katiep

Summary: The tour has brought them to Helsinki. The night before the show Dan and Phil get to experience the hospitality of locals in the form of free shots. Phil gets tipsy and Dan gets jealous.

[orange heart emoji] (ao3) - natigail

Summary: WE'RE ALL DOOMED finds its home on YouTube and Dan breaks the whole phandom with one single emoji. It's okay. If Phil can be earnest, then so can Dan.

our lips must always be sealed (ao3) - uhmyeah

Summary: dan and phil have silly tour sex

PeggleTwink9 (ao3) - yikesola

Summary: “I’ll peg you,” Dan says in their usual tone of your mum jokes, but then keeps planting kisses along Phil’s collarbone and says more sincerely, “C’mon, Birthday Boy, I wanna peg you.”

A fic about mornings and indulgence.

pride (ao3) - watergator (orphan_account)

Summary: phil growing up gay through the eyes of his mother

real and different (ao3) - SylvesterLester

Summary: Phil is different than Dan imagined. Different than his videos.

But he likes it.

Scent (ao3) - dipnpip

Summary: Dan buys a new cologne and Phil is a big fan!

Send My Love (To Your New Lover) (ao3) - phantasticworks (steddieworks)

Summary: Dan has some jealousy issues to deal with when he finds out Phil has had a run-in with someone from his past.

Subtle Foreshadowing (ao3) - dprkives

Summary: 2018 era dnp yuri after that one halloween pumpkin carving video because its my favourite uhhh yeah its absolute filth I hope you enjoy

Surprise Delivery (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: A package arrives that Dan didn't order.

The Father and The Nun (ao3) - cosmic_angel_writes

Summary: Sister Daniel has wanted nothing but Father Philip since she first joined the church. Today is the day she finally gets what she wants.

True Colors (ao3) - kattdan

Summary: There's some tension during lockdown. Dan's having moodswings.

Vibe Check (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: Sometimes, Dan needs a vibe check.

we'll go down this road (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: It's the day of the London Marathon, and Dan doesn't want to be at home.

You and Me (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: Birthday sex after Dan's birthday livestream

You are my Night Sky (ao3) - VanillaVelvetPoet

Summary: Phil decides it's time to do what they should've done a long time ago. At the last London show of the tour, he's going to surprise Dan, along with the audience.

[me0www77]

Day 9!!!!! ‘fav hongjoong look’

oh as a hongjoong Stan (he’s one of my biases) I LOVE ALL OF HIS LOOKS HES ICONIC (I mean like coconut hongjoong is reason for my life))

I REALLY LOVE GUERRILLA ERA HONGJOONG (Oreo hongjoong). And I also like inception era hongjoong (blue hair)). He also has blue hair in bouncy era I think he looks GREAT in blue hair. Also hongjoong is the only idol who looks REALLY good in mullet (I also like mullet mingi but) Below is like my top 5 not in any pecific order

[moonytoasted]

how i see the sailors - marauders era

pandora rosier: light brown skin with vitiligo. dyed pale blond hair to match with evan. always cold, so she always wears scarves and hats. her eyes are ocean-blue with pale white lashes. always wearing a necklace her mother gifted her, before it all started.

barty crouch jr: spiky, short black hair. shit-eating grin, always. kinda lanky. always wearing some kind of combat boots. practices stick'n'poke tattoos on himself. gets tons of piercings when he's older. black eyes.

xenophilius lovegood: pale blond mullet, but like a cool mullet. he works out and he's jacked. muggle and wizarding tattoos all over his arms, back, and one on his neck. wears tanks to show them off whenever he can. pale, scary-blue eyes.

bertram aubrey: pale, often sunburnt skin. short copper hair, his bangs are always in his eyes. thick glasses, cracked in one lens. amber eyes with gold flecks in them. clumsy, his knees are almost always scabbed.

sybill trelawney: deeply tanned skin, with light brown curly hair. it's pretty messy and long, halfway to her waist. always wearing flowy clothes in purples and blues. deep green eyes framed by long lashes that she's always picking at.

[rooks-archive]

This is a blog about my Rook(s), things I write about them, and DA. An introduction to my rook(s) is below, as I make more and get attached this will get longer.

❝ THE SHADOW OF ANTIVA ❞

“Grace in the hunt, elegance in the kill.”

🕰️ BASICS

Name: Rook / Shadow

Alias: The Shadow of Antiva (Itwa’adisi)

Occupation: Antivan Crow Assassin

Race: Qunari

Gender: Nonbinary (they/them)

Age: 25

Languages Spoken: Common, Antivan, Qunlat

🌙 APPEARANCE

Skin: A dusky lavender-grey, reminiscent of faded parchment under candlelight.

Hair: Snow-white, styled in a flowing mullet, soft and unruly as wind-tossed pages.

Eyes:

Right: A luminous green, sharp as emerald glass.

Left: An icy blue, shadowed by a jagged scar that whispers of danger.

Horns: Ram-like spirals, their curves as elegant as wrought iron.

Build: Towering, statuesque, and powerful—like a marble figure brought to life.

📜 SIGNATURE DETAILS

Scar: A striking mark tracing down their left eye, weathered yet dignified.

Attire: The refined yet practical armor of an Antivan Crow, blending muted tones of leather and steel, tailored for both form and function.

📖 CHARACTER IN BRIEF

Rook is a figure out of a gothic tale, embodying the allure of the mysterious. They carry themselves with the poise of a noble from a bygone era, yet their eyes betray a restless spirit, weighed down by duty and longing for freedom.

🖋️ BACKSTORY

[hisaribi]

So, I decided I wanna dress up Nightwing like a doll into the favorite parts of his costume, but because I'm too worn out to draw it, I'm gonna just put screenshots here

Gonna start with his Robin first years, I do adore this new-ish version of him wearing shorts and still being like barelegged and all that

also I'm ignoring all and any interpretations in which Dick joined Bruce past ten y.o. He's a freak baby

Also gonna ignore his Robin later years because the only main difference was him adding pants as he grew older. and it was the color of his family, not nightwing colors, but yeah

So, let's go to the Nightwing era. While I do his current suit, I feel like I wanna it to be more complex in a way, so I'm gonna make him wear all the best parts at the same time and what're you gonna do about it

First, whoever thought of this metal bracers on his leg in utrh was a genius, and I think Nightwing must keep it all the time. What? is it related with me having to wear compression sleeve for the knee? nah, you're seeing things my dude. anyway, pics

The next very best design decision one can make for Dick is him having a long hairs. Not a mullet, but hairs past his shoulders, maybe reaching his shoulder-blades or however you call that

then, THE JACKET, that's like the best thing, both the one that follows the Nightwing sign and the one that's just a bit baggy and leather

ALSO, add golden feathers back, pls, just DO IT, it's so pretty (won't ask to add the discowing neck thing, because meh, he can have this in his jacket as a treat though)

also maybe, just maybe, give the dude a utility belt? and maybe a holster? but his sticks still on his back?

and yeah, blue soles and blue stripes on his hands and fingers is still the best thing in the modern design Nightwing costume, leave it be. as well as everything (but a jacket) hugging his body frame tightly. and a blue mask

Also he must be disheveled and covered in band-aids, as a treat

(and I fucking love the art of this issue, I need to find the artist)

Now some short propaganda

His jacket is great to take down and put over some victim's shoulders for comfort. Or for his friends and family even when they're down and he gets serious to deal with a threat, like a sign of here, rest a bit, I got it

Long hairs are just perfect for the villain of the week to hold him on them, as he's almost unconscious

Nightwing needs more shazaah cue the golden touches to his costume. also the dude's been running around in stealth dressed in bright yellow, just black and blue won't make him more stealthy, yk

The guy needs a lock pickers and a gas mask in his inventory, knowing the shit he's been dealing with his whole life, so the utility belt is a must. and also once again some candies and first kit aid for victims and other vigilantes

He had so much physical trauma, he's been doing it since he was a kid, he's been doing a physical activities since he was born, you know, living in a circus and all that, of course at least one of his knees is gonna be absolutely destroyed, there's no way around it, and him having this constant reminder that he's human, he's doing his best and so on, just yeah. but also is it the great aim fpr hi s enemies to hit on? yep. do I care about that? nope. also he doesn't hit with his right knee not because he's gonna hurt himself, but because he's gonna totally break bones with this bracer

thanks for coming to my ted talk, noe I'm gonna fuck off

[liliana-von-k]

[legendary-guest]

There are a lot of ideas out there as to what Dr. Drakken and Shego get-up to post-Graduation. From remaining in traditional villainy, turning good, laying low and going corporate to a life of domestic bliss.

Well, what about... Dr. Drakken becoming a teen pop sensation? Becoming hero of the world has reinvigorated public interest in his hip-hop debut on American Starmaker. It becomes a huge hit! Ridiculous views on the Internet, the song is being played on the radio, in malls, it's everywhere! A record label reaches out to him - they want an album. He's the biggest thing since the Oh Boyz. Pardon from the UN, a medal, acknowledgement of his genius and now his artistic prowess is being recognised, too?! He's a real Renaissance man (he pronounces the 'c' as a 'k')! Like, what's-his-name - Leonardo Decaprio! How can he say no, Shego? Like everything he does, this is not without consequence. The song's popularity serves as Junior's villainous breakdown - he is seething with jealousy, with fury. Shego's old, out-of-shape, so-pale-he's-blue boss, with a face that not even the world's most prestigious plastic surgeons can save - not to mention that nasty scar! And his hair! His awful, terrible - what is that - a mullet? The 80s called, they want their biggest mistake in hairstyle history back where it can stay dead and buried. It even looks like he cuts it himself! Senior. Sr. can see what's happening, and he can't believe it. Is this it? Has his son found his villainous purpose? His raison d'etre? He can hardly keep his composure, he's about to cry tears of joy, of villainous joy!

O, and how poetic, Senior Sr. goes on as Junior - paces, o, he's pacing like he's actually thinking - no, plotting, scheming! - to have it be that his teacher's former student rises up against her employer! Well, it doesn't quite roll off the tongue and it's a bit of a convoluted trope, but it will have to do. It's the modern era, after all, things change.

This moment is immortalised with a Polaroid picture - it's blurry, but it will have to do, since Junior is so focused. Besides, it gives an air of uncertainty, of mysticism, of - and Junior interrupts with a well-timed chastising exclamation of "Father!" Junior ropes in Bonnie, he must, for he will surely need some moral support and a beautiful partner in this caper. She agrees once he assures her there will be custom outfits for them to wear, only the very latest, and most expensive, in fashion today. Dr. D's debut album is called Blue Period. A very special thanks to @gogofordrakgo for volleying ideas with me, having him get a record deal and for having Dr. D pronounce the 'c' as a 'k' in Renaissance man.

[blubushie]

that person saying the in game voice lines are sexist and homophobic annoyed me so badly bc the mercs calling each other ''ladies'' is like the most basic military trash talk, please learn how military men especially in the 60s act and talk with each other, i cannot handle these stupid takes anymore head in hands head in hands. also not to be that guy, but i don't think hired killers are going to care about being sensible with shit like that.

Hired killer called me a cupcake I'm gonna go cry cuz my feelings got hurt.

It's not even some "women belong in the kitchen"/"women are meant to be barefoot and pregnant"/other misogyny shit it's just referring to men as "ladies" which is like. Yeah. It's emasculating cuz men aren't ladies. They're men. It's meant to piss off the mercs, who are men.

Guise... I think Medic might actually be a misogynist because he teases the mercs about being little girls having their ovulation pain...

S'almost like the game was made in 2007 and is a product of its era. Wow.

Also that bloke's the same one that I got in a blue with over Sniper not having a mullet because they insisted that hair tuft is one LMFAO

[justyourtypicalwriter]

heellooo wifey!!! im drawing a bunny comic thingy and i wanna add bv bunny to it, can i? (crediting u ofc!!) also if i can, can u tell me alllll about how they look like so i can draw them the way they are :3

HI DARLING!!

Of course you could add BV Bunny! I’m honored! So, I’m assuming that you’re talking about highschool bunny since I haven’t really talked much about them when they’re older. Please feel free to reach out if I’m wrong lmfaoo!

KENNY: Tbh he and Stan are twinning so he has a very grunge aesthetic. Loose graphic t-shirts over a tighter black long sleeve shirt. Typically wears cargo pants because of their many pockets. Ratty pair of black and white converse that he never fucking cleans smh. His hair is on the shaggier side, again kind of mimicking Stan so shoulder length and mulletish (THE SIDES ARE NOT SHAVED😭), just a bit sloppier. He has two small lobe piercings courtesy of Craig. His dumbass keeps getting himself killed which means the chronic pain gets worse which means the forearm crutches come out more. They are covered in random colorful stickers.

BUTTERS: Knee deep in his depression era so very comfy but colorful clothes. Ex: pastel hoodies or sweatpants with a funky pattern. He has a pink and blue streak dyed in his hair (courtesy of Cartman💀). His hair is a lighter shade of blonde than Kenny and the cut is similar to a Korean mullet. More often than not his nails are painted. He also often wears colorful bracelets! And he is a vans wearer (me too bro😔)

[kpop-yapper]

SKZ COMEBACK TRAILER LETS GOOO!! (I know i'm a bit late to this, I fell asleep before I could posy anything about it)

- BANGCHAN WITH BLUE HIGHLIGHTS HAD ME MELTING

- LEE KNOW AND HIS SILLY COFFEE BIT WAS SO REAL (coming from a daily coffee drinker)

- CHANGBIN LOOKED FIIINE (His smirk in the good luck bit had me giggling and kicking my feet)

- SOMEONE GET HAN IN A KDRAMA, HE SLAYED SO HARD IN THIS TRAILER

- FELIX AND HYUNJIN NOEASY ERA HAIR IS BACK!! FELIX ALWAYS SLAYING THE EXTENSIONS

- SEUNGMIN'S BITS WERE ADORABLE AS USUAL, HIS INTERACTIONS WITH THE DOG WAS SO SILLYYY

- THE ICONIC IN FACEPALM IS BACK (kinda wish we had more of him in the trailer)

- FINALLY MY BOY HYUNJIN! THE LIKE 1 SECOND CLIP OF HIM STEPPING ON A LEGO WAS SO REAL AND WE CANT FORGET, BLACK MULLET(???) HYUNJIN IS BACK BABYYYYY

HES SO FUCKING PRETTY ALSJSJSMSMJE

The fortune cookie advert ass theme had me giggling. I love how insertions they are lmao

AS THE NAME SAYS, MY BOYS ATE AND I CANT WAIT FOR THE RELEASE!!!

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

the second, cooler gravity falls post

anyway, this one requires a bit of context. did you know that this creature has synesthesia? well, now you do! specifically, the kind that makes you associate different things with colors (and patterns and...its a bit hard to explain. its mostly about the colors)

without further ado, lets talk about what synesthesia-assigned colors the gravity falls casts' names are (of course everyone sees them differently, this is just how i see them)

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Gravity Falls and Pines are both green! More specifically, Gravity Falls is a slightly desaturated green and Pines is a deeper, darker shade. They also both have a bit of somewhat dull orange thrown in

Stanford/Ford/Sixer - as a whole: bright electric blue, dark melancholy blue, bloody red, silver. Stanford is slightly reddish-brown + labcoat beige, Ford is a pale sienna with a tiny bit of ash thrown in, Sixer is dark coral + dusty rose

Stanley/Stan/Lee - as a whole: burgundy, bloody red, and ash. Stanley and Stan are both shades of red, though Stan is lighter and more vibrant. Lee is a sort of pale, desaturated yellowish green (it looks nicer than youd imagine it would)

Fiddleford - this guy is green as hell. it gets more yellowed and dusty as time goes on, until hes eventually more dusty yellow than light green

Mabel - bright pink and a sort of warm, pale yellow. the shade associated with stars and dreams (realizing now that that might not make any sense)

Dipper - torrential downpour blue. color of mist at night

Soos - shade inbetween Gravity Falls green and Pines green. also a very dark shade of green

Melody - pale warm colored with no yellow! a sort of mix between orange and red, leaning more towards reddish. coral if coral was made of meat, mayhaps (like with Lee, its a lot nicer to look at than it sounds). also a bit of purple

The wonderous married couple known as Waddles and Gompers - warm greyish brown

bonus time eras!

Young stans era - youd be surprised! yellow (not highlighter yellow, though)

Mullet stan - reddish brown, burgundy, night but warm-colored

Paranoid ford - grey with just the slightest bit of color thrown in, that color being dusty brown. veins and sleep deprivation (again, something that does not make sense to anyone but me)

Researcher era ford - the most labcoat beige of any ford to ever ford. theres also a bit of dark navy blue, but not much

Pre-betrayal everything - pale green and sickly yellow

Post-betrayal everything - a lot of dark greyish color. extinguished crimson and spiderweb blue

Portal era from Ford's side - navy/ocean blue, cool grey, slate. imagine you were looking at a neon sign (the kinds where only the lettering is neon). the blue/grey/slate is the background, the lettering is vibrant reddish-orange and pink

Portal era from Stan's side - pale orange and yellow, some pine-bark-brown. you would think there would be a lot of grey, but theres really only a tiny bit

Weirdmaggedon - hoo boy thats a lot of dark dark red and orange and firey colors and- wait what do you mean weirdmaggedon isnt yellow? not even a little bit? huh.

Sea grunks era - dark ocean blue and cool grey :]