#Bleep blorp

[kindahoping4forever]

Ash IG Story

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

scylla and different beast are good songs

[void-kill]

I'm like if a girl was also a boy was also a robot was also an alien

[ryansholin]

Looks like a nice modular synth case.

[miwachan2]

Fae Eclipses date outfit looked pretty so I drew it UwU AU / Fae Eclipse belongs to @sourtomatola

[absolutebearings]

the most 'humanity is beautiful' moment i've had in a long time:

a woman is swinging her toddler around while he laughs, and his little hat flies off into the grass. a passerby picks it up and places it back on his head. the mom smiles in thanks, and the game continues.

[intosnarkness]

Reasons a nine-year-old yelled at me this week (Which should be taken a good natured grousing ala this list because we had a lovely time):

The Amtrak takes too long

We had to walk more than five blocks

There was a line to get into a restaurant

There was a line to get into a show

I said they did not have scientific evidence to back up a claim they made (this got my foot stomped on because I “said they didn’t know science” and we had to have a talk about asymmetrical retaliation and mutually assured destruction)

I told them we weren’t going to take a cab three blocks

It “doesn’t make sense” that the streets are numbered and on a grid

It’s hot

There were no pancakes at breakfast

It’s still hot

We were walking and she got dripped on by an awning and that was my fault for “walking her into the drips”

I said fuck

I jaywalked

I made HER jaywalk

I stepped into the street to hail a taxi and that’s not safe

We didn’t ride the cyclone on Coney Island (she threw up on the ride before and we were done)

We needed to get her out of the clothes she threw up in but we were in Chinatown and had to find a private place to change

We threw away her vomit dress

I asked her not to read at the breakfast table

I told her not to stare at the man who was injecting himself with something and keep walking

It’s not hot anymore and now she’s cold

I don’t speak Gaelic

I didn’t try to save Peri when he had cancer and that reminded her that her dog will die some day (this nearly made me cry, but I held it together enough to explain that when you are a pet owner you have to make the decisions that are right for the pet and not the ones you want to be right)

Not all the queens in Six did stage door

Once again I am reminded that I am not cut out for parenting and am glad to be home with my cat

But here is a sweet picture of an exhausted child and her aunt.

[irrelevaantidiot]

reblogging so more ppl can see!

SORRY FOR MASS FANDOM TAGGING BUT ITS IMPOTANT

a poll.

only a select amount of ppl know what this is for

pick one or else ill piss ur pant

[papaya-art-doodads]

shadow sketch raah

[threetrenchcoatsinatrenchcoat]

robot invented by trans girls who's trying its best to be polite but is confused by cis people

[tortletheturtlel]

Blep

[squid-bean]

I think sound design alone is reason enough to buy the Inkopolis hub DLC, if you're into that kind of stuff lol

[absolutebearings]

we're making our way east, and its much slower going that we planned. being that it's almost june, of course we got stranded by a blizzard in montana. yeah ok its in the mountains but damn i thought we could do a cross continent trip without a blizzard for once. at this rate we'll probably be rolling into michigan by tuesday

my dad's out here making donner party jokes XDD 'u know u got 3 cats so you'll be ok until help comes!" i tell him dad i will eat my own foot before i eat my cats.

[intosnarkness]

My nieces and nephew have been given the ability to text me and no one is allowed to explain memes to them cause they are killing it.

[scanlinesymphony]

Hey uh. I really don’t wanna be the first one to break it to you. But We Haven’t Invaded Other Planets.

[finnsworldz]

I love graphic design