#Bizarro Ninja AU

[perchatochkiii]

Some bizarro!ninja AU concept

02.06.2024

[swampythesweetsketch]

FEM BIZARROS!!!!!

Left to Right

Xena (B!Kairi) Turned into a personal babysitter/bodyguard for rich families to help pay for her part of rent, loves to shop for sweaters and stomping boots.

Jam (B!Juleka) Not real work but is the sole menace of Ninjago City attacking gangs and cops left and right, pulls a ton of cash via stolen wallets. Secretly waitresses in a cozy diner.

Ashley (B!Zen) Was a carbon copy of her og before dealing with said og's death, decided to go down a road of phase chasing and found a love for the emo/goth. Does midnight tours in the biggest Ninjago City cemetery.

Jade (B!Colette) Found life to be awesome once she stopped ordering the others around. She chose to run off to the mountains and become a impromptu guide and geode hunter.

[sunnylighter]

“What can I do with three alternate versions of Ninja and the cast of Monkie Kid?”

Take it one step further and incorporate the Bizarro Ninja. Potentially this entire series of miscommunication where The Bizarros are individually mistaken for their respective ninja and are rolling with it because nobody else knows about the Bizarros. The “Lil’Lloyd was a clone” theory can be mentioned as a joke at some point. Mei totally makes a par-TAAAAAH joke about the sunglasses, not knowing it’s to hide the red eyes. Etc. Etc.

Welp, thanks for the suggestion and getting me involved with the polls. I blame you for this ;)

[raishifts]

soo i total HAVENT been gone for over a month-

anyway have rock band bizarro ninja au-

[moonlightblueandicegrey]

My thoughts about b!Jay and Jay in general

I know that all the bizarro ninja are dangerous villains. But what about B!Jay specifically?

Let me explain why i think that he could be the most dangerous one:

Humans:

In my au and in my opinion, Jay himself is a little bit misunderstood and kinda underestimated by the people in Ninjago.

From my experience, i noticed that humans have this weird habit to be impressed by muscles and physical strength although it is known that someone can be dangerous and "strong" without the physical strength.

In my Ninjago headcanons:

My headcanons for Jay is that he looks "weaker" than he is. Jay is a skinny boy, without many visible muscles, and he is the cutest and shortest out of his team. Sadly, people see that as a weakness although none of those things means that Jay is weak. Jay is not weak. Okay, we must admit that Jay's "greatest ability" isn't physical strength, (as it is for Cole for example), but Jay has some other abilities that might become even more dangerous than physical strength under certain circumstances. An example is speed. My headcanon is that Jay is the fastest out of the ninja. But even now, speed isn't the main reason why i think of Jay (and in the next step: B!Jay) as the most dangerous.

Their way of thinking:

In my opinion, Jay's mind is what makes him as dangerous as i think he is. Because the other three ninja act like this:

Kai: He is strong and brave. But he is so brave and prideful that he becomes reckless. Yes, he'll go straight into battle and he'd rather die fighting than surrender. He'll fight to his last breath to protect the people he loves but this can be a mistake sometimes. Kai protects by becoming a "sword". He protects by attacking his enemy. Face to face battle even if you know you'll lose isn't the best choice. Sometimes you'll have to surrender in a battle if you want to win a war. (Yes, Gryffindor vibes if you are also a harry potter fan).

Cole: He isn't as reckless as Kai but his physical strength is messing with his mind sometimes. It gives him the feeling of winning but sometimes it's incorrect. Cole will surrender though but only if it's absolutely needed and if there is no other choice. He will fight to protect his loved ones but he will protect by becoming a "shield". He won't attack. He'll just fight back/dodge.

Zane: He has the potential to follow Jay's steps. But there's one problem. Zane is fair and honest. Although he won't start a battle that he can't win, his fairness and honesty will keep him a few steps back. Zane fights in the right place and in the right moment, when he is ready to do it and goes for a straight win (except if he has no choice but to fight earlier). He is not reckless and he plans his moves before going to battle. The problem is his ethic. He wants to win fair and with honesty, following the rules of a "τίμια μάχη" ("fair/honest/honourable battle").

Jay's way of thinking:

And here comes Jay: He is brave but he isn't reckless. He seems scared all the time but he isn't a coward. He'll fight when the time comes, but he just wants to save his skin. Jay will fight to protect if it's needed but he'll mostly fight for revenge (after the bad thing is done. Examples: Skybound, Prime Empire and Seabound). He doesn't give a fuck about such things like "fair battles" and "honour", "honesty" blah, blah. He just does whatever it takes to win or take what he wants no matter if his sneaky ways are unethical. Jay isn't the one who will throw himself into battle. He isn't the predictable one that you'll see coming to attack you from miles away. He is the type of guy that you won't even notice how he stabbed your back. And that my friend is much more dangerous than physical strength.

How's b!Jay related to that?

The question is, why does Jay use this thing only in specific occasions (like in skybound)? Because Jay is a hero. Jay has a good heart. He avoids using his unethical, sneaky ways to win and he just follows the rest of the team and the plans that the others make. Our kid tries hard, give him some credit for it.

Does b!Jay have this kind of problem though? No. Of course not. He'll just do it. Because he can. Because he doesn't care about being good. So imagine how powerful he could be if he only had a second chance in Ninjago... He could be a nightmare.

And i haven't seen dragon rising yet but i wish they could use Jay's potential now that he is villain. He could be great!

What do you think?

[mixelation]

do you think tori/kakashi/sasori would work?

oooh i talked about this some in the sasori girls au. and the.... possibly separate ninja rpf au? what was happening back then. anyway, here's a post and now some Thoughts

i don't think it could happen in mutagenicity because kakashi would never go for a romantic relationship with tori. he's known her since she was 12 and it would freak him out.

for the course i currently have plasticity on....... there's no romance, but tori and kakashi have mutual interests and will have an interesting dynamic (hopefully). so in a plasticityverse au..... yes, and it's terrible :)

idk in the slew of posts about rpf there's two basic themes. one is that it apparently takes place in an au where kakashi knows tori and that she's shady, but he DOESN'T know about akatsuki. he thinks she's civilian yakuza or works at a ninja supply store servicing missing-nin or something. he meets up with her periodically to talk Fannish Content. the other theme is that sasori rpf is ultra popular and tori desperately wants acceptance into the fandom, even at the cost of sasori's disapproval (and HE wants her to shut up and do things for him).

so there is a world where kakashi and sasori cross in some sort of bizarro fandom based comedy of errors. consider:

sasori is at a bar to meet one of his contacts. kakashi is on his way back from a mission. they spot each other. kakashi's first thought is "that's tori's blorbo" and NOT "oh shit that's an s-rank missing-nin" and he will have to live with realization that these are his priorities for the rest of his life. sasori acknowledges he's there and is like "oh that's tori's weird friend" and THEN he's like "oh wait didn't she say he's hot under the mask" and he goes over to say hey

kakashi after he's determined sasori's in a good mood: hey this is. this is SUPER awkward. can you sign something for me

sasori: .....why

kakashi: my friend is.... a fan? i guess?

sasori: (feels his soul leave his body)

anyway a week later kakashi presents Tori with a signed napkin from Sasori and he's like "he's surprisingly nice" and she gets to feel her soul leave her body

[calypsolemon]

cannot stress enough how funny it always will be to me that I spent like 3-4 years in the ninjago fandom thinking the bizarro ninja were just some really popular evil ninja au bc they were like so unmemorable to me I just forgot they happened

[zaptrap]

ok too much stuff is piling up, here’s my to-draw list in no particular order:

my pixal and morro designs

nindroid!jays

bruise

administration!jay

tbh i kinda wanna draw my old ocs from like 2012 lmfao

and also my other old AUs lmao

the ninja as furries

sora

arin

headcanon lloyd or smth??

headcanons in general

bruiseeeeee feat. bizarro jay, maybe nindroid jay too

jay having an identity crisis

raspberry

Miss Demeanor

feel free to pester me about these every now and again cuz i 100% will forget

[simpleskull200]

Doing some concept design work for a Bizarro Morro that is going to be featured alongside the Bizarro ninja in the Twist of Fate AU.

He's a menace and a genuine threat. He doesn't care who he has to step on to get what he wants.

[perchatochkiii]

bizarro!Kai/Lloyd

12.06.2024

[swampythesweetsketch]

Please ask me about my bizarros please ask I am rabid I want to punch Jay in the face and bite him like a squeaky toy-

[penofwildfire]

I wanna make Bizarro Ninja designs so bad you guys. I want ideas. I want headcanons. I want y'all's AUs where they still exist after Double Trouble. Gimme.

[dark-twist-fairytales]

okay, so for the ask game,,,, what about an AU where the bizarros take the place of the original ninja in the show? ykyk? like they go through everything the og ninja did except they're all evil/have bad intentions. and then the ninja are the "bizarros" for them :D

Oh fuck that's good

I- I'm mad that I didn't think of this but- I- Holy shit?

... Okay, spot on with the accuracy. Your brain is LARGE. I might- I might actually write this- I- Holy fuck-

~ Kai (Flare/Flares), Jay (Spark/Sparks)

[angelicdemons337]

Take that bizarro come back as oni au by @swampythesweetsketch. A lord garmadon gets revived, and sensai garmadon comes back also, a smidgen of this au I heard of which is where a mad scientist tried to recreate zane (elemental powers included) and decided to do the rest of the og ninja, and perhaps add a sprinkle of og ninjago from cannon ninjago ending up here somehow and what do you get...

A clone group therapy au.

[existentialcrisisrambler]

I've decided to make this into a Ninjago blog.

Upcoming stuff (totally not a To Do list to motivate myself):

1. Finish my Ninjago rewatch series of posts. I'll try to come up with something analytical instead of simply gushing over it.

1. (a) Watch the new stuff that I missed.

2. Write the plot for an AU where the Bizarro ninja didn't literally go *poof* and have to face the consequences of existance.

I already have the character notes in hand. Already settled on the names of some of them. Guess who is named Robin Banks :)

2. (a) Draw stuff for the AU. Decide on simply posting fanfiction or do something else.

3. Write an Apotheosis AU.

I won't post anything else on this account until I do this.

[trappedham]

My AUs/Projects (updated regularly, except I'm slacking lol)

Everything is under the cut bc it got too long :P

Ik I have it in my bio but I'm pinning this post again for easy access while I whip up master posts for each of my aus... and a masterpost for those masterposts, probably. again, for easy access

Bizarro Ninja

- Kai centric

"In the fight against the Bizarro Ninja, Kai gets dusted by his Bizarro counterpart."

Unwritten

Written in Stone AU

(Aka, the most developed one. Still subject to retcon/change)

- Morro + Lloyd centric

"After being pick-pocketed in Jamanakai Village, Morro takes pity on the brat and adopts takes him under his wing, as his master once did for him."

Some drabbles written, subject to change/retcon (need to link all drabbles and shitposts for this au here. Also playlists?)

Masterpost/doc in the works

Master of Creation! Morro AU

- Morro (+ maybe Lloyd) centric

"For better or for worse, Morro inherits his master’s legacy and raising the Green Ninja until his time comes to defeat the Overlord."

Unwritten

Need to link playlist(s)

"Dark Souls" Ninjago AU

- Morro + Lloyd or Ninja centric

"After a great calamity leaves the balance tilted, the Realm of Ninjago descends into darkness."

Unwritten

(Lmao I have so many Morro + Lloyd centric AUs, can you tell I have a lot of Green Cousins feelings?)

Smith Sibs Angst AU

- Kai + Nya centric

Instead of leaving the two kids to fend for themselves, Krux strategies to keep them apart.

Security Breach 3 star ending/"Human" Freddy AU

(Aka Thing I Don't Have A Name For then again do I have a name for anything around here?)

- Freddy, Gregory + Vanny centric

(Vanny and Vanessa are most likely the same person in this AU but that might change later)

We're ignoring that canonically, Freddy doesn't have a body in this ending- just. He keeps his body and he, Gregory, and Vanny(Vanessa?) leave the Pizzaplex together. Angst/fluff. Also slice of life and found family.

Masterpost/drabble in the works

Maria Lives(?) Or something AU (Sa2)

(Very basic name, I'll find a better one for it later. Probably.)

Maria + Shadow centric

I'd write a proper description for this one if it wasn't a very rough basic idea. Also I just love these two alot and they stole my brain. That's okay I didn't need it

Sonic 06: Original Timeline + Rewrite (unofficial title)

Uhh pretty much everyone gets a role so. Everybody(?) centric?

Rewriting sonic 06 just a bit, and also exploring more of the doomed timeline

Doomed Timeline/Original Sonic 06 Timeline

Shadow centric, and maybe some Silver too

Hey, wouldn't it be funny of Shadow the Hedgehog (2005) came after Sonic 06. Haha jkjk... unless? 😳

Shadow The Hedgehog (2005) Rewrite

Team Dark centric

Yes this is yet another au/fic project centered around found family dynamics what about it

Somehow accidentally made a Sonic X oc so now Shadow has his own scrappy kid

Shadow + Original Character centric

Ya so I started watching Sonic X, just finished s1 fantastic amazing that season finale was just *chefs kiss* literally I am. Dying for Shadow content even tho it don't come until season 2 and boy we are. Speedrunning the adventure games huh. Anyways I accidentally made an edgy teen oc so now I'm sticking them with Shadow and they have to put up with each other and also I love them. Uhh oc introduction soon? As soon as I've got some good 💪art💪 for them...

SatBK but make it gae and the plot make sense

Probably Sonic and Shadow/Lancelot centric. Possibly Sonadow.

I finally watched a playthrough of SatBK and I have Opinions but I'll be merciful and spare you the wall of text. Straight to the business, I desperately want to do SatBK some justice bc God help me it's called Sonic and the BLACK KNIGHT- istg if the "black knight" is supposed to be "king arthur" im gonna. ITS SHADOWWW ! !!! I'm nothing if not a Shadow truther and he and Sonic should've had an enemies to friends frenemy bromance arc SEGA PLEASE- also there's some fuckery going on with the plot but thats not important

Sonic Western AU

technically omniscent?

mostly an excuse to put sonic characters in silly hats and costumes.

Shadow's Mixtape AU

Team Dark centric but mostly big sis/lil bro Rouge and Shadow

something something Shadow missed out on a lot since he was asleep for 50 years. Rouge takes it upon herself to catch him up on the times... with a mixtape. Things dont go as smoothly as the bat would hope...

(yes, fic/drabble and playlist in the works)

IDW Metal Virus arc AU

Sonic and Shadow centric (obvs but this is technically omniscient)

Just a big fat excuse to have the two but heads but have to begrudgingly work together to Fix Things I just. Ough theres so much to play with I'm a kid in a candy store rn I'm just gonna go HAM >:DD

Strays AU

Shadow centric, lots of fluff

Shadow seems to have a habit of collecting strays... and they aren't just cats.

Projects & stuff

- The Idea TM

- WiS! Morro (Serpentine War Era)

- MoC! Morro

- Ronin wip?

- Finish Elemental Team Up

- Come up with a better name for Bizarro Ninja AU T-T

- TAG YOUR SHIT MARS T-T

- Written in Stone Masterpost/Infodump

- WiS: the Vengestone Situation

- should probably link all of the WiS!AU drabbles here, just to have them all in one place..

- 3 star au masterpost/general content

- baby Phos pentest doodle :P

- Valentines day shitpost

- Valentine's day shitpost (late) 😭😭 girl help

- all of my aus probably need a masterpost of their own...