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lostfirefly · 1 year ago

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With each word your tenderness grows, tearing my fear apart, and that laugh that wrinkles your nose, it touches my foolish heart (Ch.1)

Buggy and Catherine (OC from my “You’ve Got the Same Dream as Me” series) were spending their evening at a bar. He was busy all week with his circus, so they hardly saw each other (yes, this happens too). A simple game leads to their first fight.

English is not my native language, errors may occur. As always, feel free to share your thoughts :)

Warnings: Arguing. Drunk Buggy. Sadness.

Words: 1730

The title is taken from "The Way You Look Tonight" by Frank Sinatra

Taglist: @gingernut1314

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“Tails!”

Buggy tossed a coin. “Heads! I won again, my cotton candy.”

“Because you are cheating!” Catherine pushed Buggy in the shoulder.

“I’m not! Don't blame me, baby. Blame the Universe,” he laughed and sipped his beer. “Ok, it’s your turn to answer. Tell me about.. your worst date.”

“Of course it's my turn. You tricked me again and I'm answering for the fifth time in a row. Ok.. My worst date.. My worst date.” Catherine set the chin on her hand and thought for a moment. “Jimmy Bimmy Bean!”

“Jimmy Bimmy Bean? Gosh! He’s already won the award for the stupidest name ever!”

“He has his mom to thank for that. But he was cute. So.. He invited me to an amusement park..” Catherine ran her finger over the wine glass.

“But it's not so bad.”

“Shush, clown! I haven't finished yet. But I don't know if he decided this date would cost him too much, or if I wasn't worthy of riding the merry-go-round with him. All in all, he took me to an ordinary park.”

“Bastard!” Buggy said in a mocking tone.

“Shut up! This isn't the end of the story. His mom was following us. She was hiding behind bushes, trees, benches and other shit. And when he tried to kiss me, she showed him how to do it, standing behind some oak tree. Imagine, someone’s arms are hugging you, a face is approaching you, but at the same time this face is looking somewhere sideways, where his mother was standing and showing what to do.” Catherine laughed and took a sip of wine.

“I don't want to imagine that,” Buggy's face changed, he pouted.

She stood up from her chair, came behind him and hugged him. “O-oh, don't be jealous, my silly clown. It was many years ago! I was 20.”

“I’m not jealous! Jealousy is for teenagers. I'm an old grown man!”

“Yes, yes. You're a grown man.” She kissed his cheek and buried her forehead in his temple. “You know, I’m so happy we can finally spend some time together. I haven't really seen you for the whole week because of your show rehearsals. I’m ok with that. But I missed you.” Catherine gave him three quick kisses on his cheek.

“Baby, I told you, you can come to my circus tent at any time. I know where we can hide there and have some fun.” He turned his head towards her and winked.

“You're disgusting sometimes, you know that?” She pecked him on his temple. “Well. Feel better now?”

“No, your scary story about Jamboo Bamboo has deeply traumatized me. I will never be the same again and it’s your fault now, because you fell in love with me completely differently.” He turned around on the chair, made puppy eyes and hugged her around the waist. Catherine rolled her eyes and kissed him on the lips.

“Stop grabbing my ass, jerk!” She removed his hand from her buttocks. ”And what are you laughing at?”

“You should see your face now,” he laughed loudly and ran his fingers over her lips, wiping away any traces of his lipstick.

“Oh, fuck you. I hate cosmetics, and because of you, now I’m always smeared with your makeup in every possible part of my body. Even in those that are embarrassing to talk about.”

Buggy chuckled mischievously.

“Hate you. Better order me one more glass of wine.” Catherine clapped her hands lightly and sat back. “O-okay! It's my turn now! Heads or tails?”

“Heads!”

Catherine tossed the coin.

“Yes!! You finally lost, little asshole! Ha-ha! Tails!!” She happily spun around in her chair twice. “Ok-ok.. Oh! I know! When I was about 15 years old, my friend and I had a fight. To be honest, I don't really remember what it was about. But at that time I perceived our quarrel as a betrayal on her part and almost as the most tragic story in my life. Then I was afraid to talk to her for a very long time to make things better. So here's my question. You're all strong and brave. But you have to be afraid of something, right? What is the main fear for Buggy The Most Handsome Clown?”

Buggy's mood changed in a second and he answered rather dryly. “You know, I don't want to play anymore.”

“What? Why? What's wrong? What did I say?” She looked at him with surprised eyes.

“Nothing. I’ll order more wine for you.” He showed “the refresh sign” to the bartender.

“W-what? Are you offended or what? Come on! It’s just a silly question. Buggy….” She took his left hand. “What's…”

“Heeey, boss! Hi, Cath!” Suddenly two men approached the bar counter where Buggy and Catherine were sitting. One was a tall slender man with light green hair that covered a half of his face, he was a large checkered scarf. The second was with a muscular torso and thick lips, he wore a fur vest that covered the area of his chest.

“Cabaji! Mohji! What are you doing here?” Buggy's face was relieved and he patted them both on the shoulder happily. Catherine smiled slightly and nodded her head at them.

“Decided to spend the evening with beer and girls.” Cabaji smiled and made an order to the bartender. “I'm sorry, are we interrupting you?”

“Actually, y…” Catherine didn't finish her sentence.

“No. Of course not. Sit down.” He waved his right hand and the nearby chair and pulled the other out of Catherine’s hand. “Oh, your wine, sweety.” He moved the glass to her.

While Buggy, Cabaji and Mohji were talking and drinking one beer after another. Catherine gently hinted to the suddenly appearing guys that there were cute girls in the bar and they were looking at them. She rose from her chair and stood between Buggy and Cabaji.

Placing one hand on her boyfriend's back and the other on Cabaji's shoulder, she cleared her throat. "Look, Cabaji, I don't want to be rude, but we're kind of on a date here. I just.. Can we…”

“Oh, sorry. He just said..” he suddenly blushed.

“He won’t go anywhere!” Buggy’s drunk voice rang out.

“You know, I think you’ve had enough beer for today.” Catherine said calmly and tried to take the glass from his hand. “Let's go home?”

“And I’m not going anywhere. Oh, I know! Let’s throw a party in your honor! Let’s have some fun!! ” He pulled the glass out of her hand.

“All the fun of the bar is already inside you.” Catherine glanced at him.

“Baby, we’ve just started our evening. Sit down. I’ll order one more glass of wine for you. Or two. Do you want two glasses? I can order you all the wine in the world because you’re with me and you are lo-o-ovely.” He barely touched her hair with his hand and immediately took a sip of beer.

“No, Buggy. I don’t want one more glass of wine. Now I want to go home because my boyfriend is acting himself like a complete jerk.” She grabbed her belongings.

“Where are you going, my biscuit?”

“Home. And you can stay here and drink the whole bar down.”

Catherine left the bar and went home. She spent three hours on the couch, covered with a plaid. Occasionally getting up to make tea. She didn't know what pissed her off more, the fact that he didn't explain the strange reaction to a simple question or something else.

"Damn you, clown. Catherine, you promised yourself you wouldn't become the kind of girl who freaks out over little things. So why are you reacting this way? Of course, instead of explaining something, he went out of his way to answer an innocent question and started drinking with his friends. But maybe you're freaking out over nothing." She muttered to herself.

She heard someone trying to get the key in the keyhole. Finally the door opened and she heard shuffling sounds. Buggy padded drunkenly into the living room and collapsed on the couch next to Catherine.

“I’m back, my Cathie-pie,” he tried to kiss her. "Why did you leave? Do you know how sad I was without you?"

"I noticed. You know, I'm usually amused by you being like this, but right now, please get your hands off me," she tried to get up from the couch.

"Don't walk away from me, my biscuit. I love you so much," he pulled her back.

"Buggy, what the fuck?" Catherine jumped up from the couch. "Fuck, during our relationship I've never reproached you for staying late at your rehearsals or coming home drunk. I wanted to spend one evening with you. What's the bottom line? Everything was ok but you suddenly freak out over some stupid question. God, I didn't want to offend you. And what? I was trying to find out what I did wrong. Instead of telling me the reason for your weird reaction, you start drinking with your buddies. And I'm sitting in a chair like a complete idiot because I didn't know what happened. Score!”

"Baby, jeez, it's just..." He tried to get up from the couch, but fell over. "Damn, the floor's moving. You're going overboard with your desire for fucking romance. Stop overreacting."

She sighed heavily. “Thank you for saying that shit about me. Now I really don’t want to talk to you.” She went to the bedroom and lay down under the blanket.

Buggy came into the bedroom a few minutes later and lay down beside her.

"My cotton candy, stop pouting," he poked her in the shoulder.

She jerked back. "Don't touch me, what if my, as you said, overreaction causes pink unicorns to come and trample you."

"Oh, Lord, lie here and take offense till morning." He turned his back to her and closed his eyes. Suddenly he heard a soft sob from the other side of the bed.

“Catherine.. Baby, why you...” He asked, turning his head back. She didn't answer.

It was the first (and last) time in their relationship that he had heard Catherine cry.

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punkscowardschampions · 2 years ago

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JJ & Bimmy & JC

Jimmy: Are you gonna let me know?

Jimmy: you haven’t said

Janis: yeah, I will

Jimmy: go on

Janis: I’m scared I knew it was wrong the first time and I still did it and what that makes me

Jimmy: If you reckoned it were that wrong it makes you some sort of monster or some bollocks, you wouldn’t of

Janis: not a monster or some film shit just

Janis: bad, maybe, a bad person

Jimmy: Nah, fuck it, as a bad person I’m not letting you in the club

Janis: well who died and made you president

Jimmy: [some celebrity namedrop idk someone who’s died recently in your current era though]

Janis: RIP

Jimmy: so piss off, you, nobody’s having none of it

Jimmy: you’re a top person, my top person, and you made us better

Janis: I’m gonna believe you, even it’s only ‘cos I want to

Jimmy: 👍

Janis: don’t #trigger me to prove you’re such a bad boy

Jimmy: President or nowt

Janis: you can think again if you reckon I’m calling you that, boy

Jimmy: What I imagine you calling us is between me and the rest of the club

Janis: 😖

Janis: but

Jimmy: 🤐

Janis: so mean

Jimmy: On brand 🏆

Janis: 🙂 to you then, not telling you any more secrets

Jimmy: We’ll see

Jimmy: meantime, dunno how I’ll live with you being SO fit and mysterious

Janis: you were managing just fine before, mate

Jimmy: Dunno about that neither but

Janis: what happened, why did you stop wanting me

Jimmy: I didn’t, I haven’t

Janis: you had

Janis: it was different, last time

Jimmy: It weren’t about you why I stopped doing all sorts, just

Jimmy: I just took it out on you, in the end

Janis: ‘cos you were depressed and I didn’t see it, or didn’t get you help

Jimmy: ‘Cause you were gonna leave us, so it’d be better if I pushed you to it, better that it were my fault and all up to me

Janis: you didn’t know that

Jimmy: yeah, it’s what everybody does

Janis: you weren’t supposed to think I was everybody

Jimmy: I don’t want to think none of it

Janis: we’ve both done it now, like you said

Jimmy: like I said, I did what I did, can’t undo it now

Janis: cheers

Jimmy: I would if I could

Janis: is that undo it or cheers us

Janis: ‘cos I’m pregnant and driving so

Jimmy: Both, I’d undo it and drink myself to death for not being able to

Janis: we can’t fuck each other up like this forever

Janis: I love you too much

Jimmy: I love you, and I’m so so sorry I ever fucked you up

Janis: I know you are, I know

Jimmy: I don’t know when it started, what the fuck happened to me

Janis: we were just kids, really messed up ones

Jimmy: I meant it though, you did make us better, I thought I were

Janis: the good can still be true

Janis: it is, that’s why it hurts

Jimmy: The bad feels truer, that’s always gonna be what’s louder in my head

Janis: we were really fucking good, you can’t take that away

Jimmy: I don’t want to, don’t let us, okay?

Janis: fat chance

Janis: it’s mine too, I’ll protect it

Jimmy: You have to

Janis: we were together longer than any proper adult couple I know

Jimmy: And you weren’t everybody, that’s not me chatting

Jimmy: it’s what I think sometimes, not how I feel

Janis: yeah, there’s shit in your head that kicks you when you’re down, we know who it is

Jimmy: I’m sorry, I’ll keep on saying it for the rest of our one life

Janis: I am and will and all but I’ll have a go at showing you too

Janis: for accidentally proving his bollocks right, ‘cos that don’t make it true, I’m still here, better or worse

Jimmy: Can’t have that, him even accidentally half right the once ain’t on

Janis: another one for us to cling to

Jimmy: I am and will

Janis: I just can’t hack hurting everyone no more

Jimmy: Nor can I, the once for that would be too often an’ all, and it’s already not just, state of my track record

Janis: we’re even but can’t call it quits

Janis: just have to do better, I reckon

Jimmy: All I’m after

Janis: same here, Jim

Janis: we’re gonna be proper mates, no matter what

Jimmy: 😁☀️

Janis: 🐶🐾🦴😘🥰❤️

Jimmy: Emoji’s not doing her justice there

Janis: [send him a picture that this lady has just sent because you’re like hi I’m coming NOW]

Jimmy: [guestimate a time based on how far away this lady is and thus it’ll take her to get there and back like is that what time it’ll be]?

Janis: thereabouts, yep

Janis: won’t let her keep me 🤞

Jimmy: 👌

Jimmy: I won’t keep you neither, drive safe

Janis: have the kettle on for us?

Jimmy: What kind of proper mate if it weren’t

Janis: not one I’d have

Jimmy: Have to chuck the dog at us then chuck us, bit awkward

Janis: couldn’t chuck the lack of a brew at your head, real pisstake there

Jimmy: Pillow fight it is then

Janis: you having a nap?

Janis: still have a key but the puppy licking your face will probably wake you more than a knock would

Jimmy: Might, knowing what puppies are like

Janis: sweet dreams then

Jimmy: 🐶🐾🦴😘🥰❤️ weren’t it, you said?

Janis: more emojis than I’m usually after using but yeah

Janis: sounds about right

Jimmy: See how many of them I can get after in my dreams before you pair wake us

Janis: new ⏰ her

Jimmy: Earn her keep

Janis: gotta earn those biscuits somehow

Jimmy: Can’t just be giving ‘em all away

Janis: 😏

Jimmy: Night, for now

Janis: night night, see you soon for 🐶🐾🦴😘🥰❤️

Jimmy: in a bit

Janis: [now what do you wanna do, do you wanna do JC because you’ve clearly just done a moonlight flit from work on your own or?]

Jimmy: [that makes sense, unless you wanna do like JJ in person interactions when she brings this dog over first?]

Janis: [I guess it makes sense to do that first still, even if there’s some time overlap in said convos; get this little lady and the rest of her things and get her home, like to think you’d have stopped bothering him but like five minutes before sent the sort of ‘bout to be there text so he has some warning if he’s awake and if he’s not you’ll keep her downstairs until he is or whatever]

Jimmy: [I’m sure that he’d have put his phone on loud or vibrate under his pillow, whatever works, in anticipation of her sending that sort of text so he’s got enough time to wake up from his nap, sort himself out and get all this dog’s stuff from the hiding place it was in, it means you’ll definitely do the thing where you open the door before she even gets near enough to get her key out never mind knock because too overeager, but that’s adorable and I love it for you]

Janis: [definitely in this car talking to this dog when we see you like there’s Jimmy, your sort of owner, lmao at the custody situation of this dog, soz Libi; we’re the definition of excited you’re excited right now and also love to see it, letting this gal out but she’s gotta be on lead so she don’t run away so then you’re getting dragged to this door and into this boy/house ‘cos excitable is puppies whole personality]

Jimmy: [JJ can never stop being rom-com esque even in this era, love that cliche of y’all basically colliding via this puppy and then her jumping up him and being all excited and cute, let Janis shut the door while Jimothy and Peach are having this meet cute moment and then he can let her off to properly explore this gaff without getting herself or them tangled in her lead while he goes to make them all a cuppa because of course the kettle is literally also boiling while all this is happening, as his love language, to add to the scene]

Janis: [my boo says okay hugh grant and she’s so real for that, just can’t help yourselves, it will be fun watching her explore because love a new place so just following this pup around whilst this tea is being made and you’ve got yourselves and all this shit inside, would also like to note she’s bought a couple tins of paint in whatever colour we know Libi would like for the spare room, whether that is just plain ass white for that clean girl aesthetic or we have popped off with her fave colour, regardless it’s just being put in said room for whenever without mention]

Jimmy: [me like don’t you DARE ask her to help you paint, sir, because if y’all end up having a paint party and getting covered in paint and being all cute I will KILL myself, you’re gonna have to talk to Libi and ask her to do it with you as a lil bonding activity, but for now let us focus on the fact he has also made Peach her own cup of tea too cos welcome to the fam, babe]

Janis: [she’s putting her foot DOWN, also don’t think about the fact that whatever colour and whoever paints it, it’s gonna be Bobby’s baby mama’s room anyway, not yours, so that’s a slap in the face lol; ‘she’s the colour of a decent cup’ with a shrug as you’re clearly thinking of names you could call this dog that are tea related]

Jimmy: [mhmm, it REALLY upsets me actually because it will be her room for long enough for her to get comfy in it probably and then she has to literally move out of it to make room for his baby mama and eventually baby Cammie too, that’s SO rude of us, but meanwhile in the now, Jimothy just looking down at all their respective teas with an expression like there must be something wrong with yours cos Peach be orangey af and tea is simply not, but he’s amused and only pretending he’s gonna take hers and tip it away and make her a new one]

Janis: [nudging him gently like shut up and moving your tea out of his way and taking a sassy sip ‘fuck knows what she’ll have you shouting out at the park’ ‘cos truly, Libi could have really been weird and pretentious about it like lol, that’ll be fun]

Jimmy: [just a shrug because he had to deal with Twix at the worst possible time when he was a too cool angsty teen so ‘be alright’ as he loves upon this dog who’s probably trying to steal his tea like ooh what it is that, cos gotta wait for hers to cool, she’s just a baby, lowkey like he’s trying to convince himself he can do this now this dog is actually here]

Janis: [just smiling like yeah, of course it will, without having to verbally confirm that and be dramatic about it ‘she’s pretty chill’ because Peach isn’t a mental dog particularly so it matches the content and makes your life easier in the process so slay ‘she’ll pull her weight, sure he will too’ meaning Libi and Bobby because Libi better lmao and we’re sure Bobby will come ‘round to the idea]

Jimmy: [just have a lil reminisce about how naughty Twix was at first like at least she won’t do such and such then, because yeah thank god we’re giving you a slightly easier life than when it was a toddler/kid and tween/teen brother and a literal puppy, well done Ian, at least until baby Jac and Cammie are both born anyway]

Janis: [this dog is the least of everyone’s worries then, respectfully queen, you will just be there chilling lol, oh Twix, you rascal, RIP ‘was a good mate though’]

Jimmy: [‘she had her moments’ said with all the feeling because 1. She did and she was an icon but 2. He always says that about this gal and he’s looking at her as he does, nbd nbd]

Janis: [we are just looking at you, doing another push but it’s actually a feelsy lean ‘she will too’ like there’s going to be more good memories and times to come, I swear]

Jimmy: [giving this dog a look like hmm idk about that, but he’s only playing, obvs, we all know you’re gonna LOVE her and be devastated in the baby mama era when Libi has to move out and thus I’m sure takes Peaches to mcvickers as the cali gaff is a no go, proving that by getting up to set her little bed area up under the stairs where all the dogs get put, including Chubby for that very very brief time, playing with her when she’s inevitably nosey about it]

Janis: [not everyone being gutted you’re there but your mother has chucked you out alas, can’t also kick you to the curb; we’ll just sit ourselves down on the sofa whilst you do this because wanna let you have alone time with this pup and not over involve ourself]

Jimmy: [it’s gonna be a HORRIBLE time, because it’d be one thing if nobody else wanted her there but this babymama and Bobby were madly in love and thus didn’t care and had an us against the world vibe, but we know they don’t even like each other that much, so ugh, really ruining everyone’s lives here miss including your own, ANYWAY, come back and drink whatever is left of your tea, boy and give this dog hers, letting all of y’all just have that nice shared moment]

Janis: [yeah it’s not even like she’s buzzing to be there she just has no choice, what a time, it’ll be interesting, give you that hun lmao; just watch this dog make an absolute meal of this cup of tea and lol because the way dogs use their tongues to drink is amusing, just sneaking glances at this boy as well]

Jimmy: [nudging her when he feels one of these glances for the first time because of course he do, wiping his mouth with his sleeve like what, what’s on my face? with such oh you, affectionate energy as he shakes his head and does a half smile mostly behind said sleeve that he then reveals for her as they have a lil but not lingering moment of eye contact, turning the nudge into a shameless feelsy lean the next time though, and letting that eye contact last a beat longer, just rom com vibes]

Janis: [doing the thing where you touch on your own face like just there, no there but being silly about it and just covering your whole face ‘cos obviously there is nothing and we sincerely mean the ‘you look alright’ because good would be a stretch when we know things are still tough and will be but it’s good to see you interacting with the dog, joking and being more like the old you; when we get the smile reveal, reflexively adding ‘better than that then’ because we know okay > alright, smiling down into our tea when we have to break the eye contact before it turns into EYE CONTACT]

Jimmy: [doing the thing where you kinda self consciously but also kinda flirtily run your hands through your hair and touch the back of your neck too as a boy when someone gives you a compliment without being really aware of it, because we’re all aware he was having a nap just before so it’s probably slightly messy + depression era also contributes ‘Do you need to be back in work or-?’ just blurting that out when she’s looking and smiling down into her tea]

Janis: [smiling at you harder because it’s very cute to see you even vaguely flustered and it’s just nice to get to compliment you ‘I moved my appointments’ ‘cos you probably didn’t know how long this would all take and you literally just dipped so I assume that would be how you handled it ‘not very professional but-’ shrugging because the vibe is clearly that you’re good so hoes want you and you can take the piss a bit more than someone who wasn’t as good ‘can’t walk her yet but-’ ‘cos you probably need to have some injections and all that miss peachy, leaving that sentence open ended ‘cos do you want us to go, we don’t know]

Jimmy: [doing his own shrug that means he knows how good she is at her job and that she doesn’t need to worry so he won’t because he would know that, especially how in demand she is, after living with her schedule for as long as he has ‘what we can do is-’ like he’s finishing off her sentence after the but, trailing off as he leads Peach to the kitchen door and lets her out into the back garden to explore a bit, following her out and knowing Janis will too because of that deliberate we he used]

Janis: [of course we are, gonna be nice and say it’s not pissing it down today so y’all can be out here and not be getting soaked, although again, v rom-com, we shan’t thank you, just doing a deep breath like you’re enjoying that fresh air and no other reason to]

Jimmy: [we know all too damn well that wet clothes leads to getting out of them, and we MUSTN’T, be good please, lads, speaking of, after however long of being outside living y’all’s best life watching Peachy gal living hers, doing the kind of jump up you do when you remember something, saying ‘fuck’s sake’ to himself under his breath like how could I forget that was there or to tell her and going inside, coming back out with some kind of other snack she likes that he has made her, same as he did that sandwich on their lil lunchdate but it could be anything, just know the plate would be cold from the fridge because he literally made it ages ago now before he went to go and nap like a thoughtful bastard so it’s wrapped up in clingfilm or whatever and it has a little post it note on it, with some kind of doodle to signify that it’s hers and if he’s still asleep she should eat it, all of which I am FINE about]

Janis: [Mhmm, we have to at least try and not put you in such ridiculous positions like that off the bat lmao; but the way we would jump so hard too, here looking after you like WHAT, which is TOTALLY why we’re here choking back tears about it, just had us shook, mhmm, holding this cold plate to the pressure points on our wrists lowkey because we don’t wanna cry that would be very dramatic when it’s a nice gesture but it means SO much to us for SO many reasons, popping this post it note on his forehead to cover his vision lowkey for a moment to compose yourself and obviously offering you some of whatever this snack is]

Jimmy: [Like, I’m not saying y’all will NEVER AGAIN makeout or hookup in the future cos you very much could and might without it needing to burn everything to the ground or mean y’all are getting back together/can’t be mates, but for rn you’re both trying very hard to keep things platonic and we get why, taking this post it note off his forehead and crumpling it into a tiny ball like oi to throw at her, doing that but putting a hand on her arm instead of reaching for any of this snack, because duh he knows, and he doesn’t want any because it’s hers, giving her arm the gentlest squeeze ever to be comforting]

Janis: [we know it’s confusing and neither of you know what you’re doing but you’re both trying and that’s a lot, when you do a cross face ‘cos you hate when he just trashes his art even when it’s literal doodles but then you’re like oh, probably can’t take that with me, which is an awkward and upsetting realisation but you’ve gotta keep it running, have your snack and maybe you’ll calm down, leaning into this arm squeeze like thanks in all the ways, resting your head on his shoulder until you go to take your first bite because rude to cover you in crumbs]

Jimmy: [when you make a big show off picking it up and putting it in your pocket as if she’s upset at you for littering a garden which isn’t even hers anymore when we know in reality he’ll smooth it out and keep it because she can’t and they are both having that realisation, distract yourself by acting like you’ve gotta do the most to distract this dog while she’s eating so she doesn’t try and steal whatever the food is, despite the fact Peach is probably just busy happily exploring this garden until you get her attention by being a fool]

Janis: [we’re both having emotions about this but we don’t have to address it right now honey, watch this boy and this pup be fools together and have your food, it will help, in that way food do when you’re having a time ‘like you done it before’ at him, like looking like a natural, boy]

Jimmy: [mhmm, not only is it the first drawing he’s done for her that she hasn’t kept which is HEARTBREAKING enough, it makes him think about all the ones she has kept over the years and where they are and what’s going to happen to them in this divorce, so he’s just here SPIRALLING in his head about that and about all the stuff he still has of hers she might want too like clothes etc, hence ‘Is there owt you want, as you’re here?’ after what would feel like SUCH a dramatic pause but probably isn’t, and as if she hadn’t spoken the last thing she said cos did NOT hear it, the tone has shifted and he’s talking quiet and sad, nbd, lowkey sitting down on this grass with this dog like he cannot stand up, but without that looking as drama, cos it’s all internal obvs, from an outside POV he’s just sitting to continue playing and like, rub this dog’s belly or whatever, nbd nbd]

Janis: [when we know because we’re on the same spiral, obviously, because you’re in this together and there’s no getting around that fact, for better or worse, when you’ve finished your snack, coming over slowly and putting this plate down for the dog to lick as you’re sitting beside him and doing the same reassuring arm pat/squeeze he did to you like hey ‘nothings going anywhere’ with the is it? in how you’re looking at him as much as the tone ‘we’re allowed to keep it all’ because you don’t have to burn your old lives, that’s clearly not what either of you want ‘I know where all my special things are’ ‘cos you have to have some kind of memory box vibe for things like that you wanna keep but don’t just have about your house on the side]

Jimmy: [touching the JJ af rose tat we all remember Ella has even though I can’t remember where it exactly is, he obviously does, with clothes in the way or these loud sad thoughts, because what are you gonna do laser that off, I think not, just so you know he is listening to her despite not saying anything or making any other signs of the fact rn]

Janis: [excuse me for being a million years but I had to find the picture to confirm where it was and MY GOD, me thinking she was in Budapest, was in fact in Prague, ffs, but I found it and it's on the side of her knee like just below the knee cap so now we know, I knew it was her leg somewhere but kind of relevant for our feelings here thank you my messy shitty folders; putting our hand over yours to show that we know you’re communicating without saying anything rn, how you are sometimes want to do ‘if there’s anything you really want, or I do, and we realise the other person’s got it-’ gesturing like well then we’ll just ask for it ‘yeah?’ like is that okay because some people really are GET YOUR SHIT OUT OF MY HOUSE types, even though we do not think you are remotely]

Jimmy: [no worries, boo, I figured you were trying to find the pic, cos yeah I likewise thought it was on her leg but I couldn’t remember for the life of me where, I was thinking it was lower like her ankle maybe, so good to know and have in writing as a definite JJ tat and the first, even if she has others that Ella either does or does not have, I feel like he’ll be a bit more like I NEED TO GET CASEY’S SHIT OUT OF HERE when Libi’s room decorating starts but that’s valid for her sake just as much, the point is it’ll be hers, and he’s assuming for lowkey until she’s an adult now cos doesn’t know the BIG storm coming ‘you barely took nowt’ because she did not when he told her she had to leave, for obvs reasons, and it’d be as obvs how little she took whenever he was in the mindset to check]

Janis: [that’s way more valid, for the obvious reasons and also the reason of wanting the room free, so we understand that, nodding like I know ‘suppose moving is a good time to sort it’ when you don’t want to because it’s too real but you can’t just shout no in his face and run, why yes it is giving when we were a teenager and lived out of our rucksack at all times, like the way anyone else would want their stuff and you’re just like nope, I would rather it stayed where it was thank you ‘another thing to add to the list’]

Jimmy: [my heart hurts at that teen parallel you just threw out there and how real it is, EXCUSE YOU, resting his head on her shoulder and squeezing his eyes shut the way he always do when he’s sad and doesn’t wanna be here, cos he knows she doesn’t wanna pack up any of her stuff and he doesn’t want her to either, the levels neither of y’all are ready]

Janis: [excuse them everyone, not like this has been the best part of their lives thus far and entangling that takes time if not the rest of your life, should you actually want to be in each other’s in any meaningful way, WE’RE NOT SORRY ‘chuck it on a bonfire’ so quietly like genuinely would rather you burnt all our clothes and other shit we don’t care about than have to turn up and get it like well this is it]

Jimmy: [the ‘no’ being blurted out in that !! way he always will when he’s FRANTIC about something, usually her leaving, we know, it should be in CAPS despite the fact he’s also saying it quietly, cos of the depth of feeling, obviously because doing that would break his heart as much as having to hand it over to her in bin bags or whatever]

Janis: [just clinging to his arm now as if you’re being forced to at gunpoint because you know logically you should just take your fucking stuff but you feel like you seriously can’t and that goes against your whole trying thing you’re attempting to stick to ‘I don’t know, I dunno’ with the same !! energy]

Jimmy: [when you’re just crying because you can’t even think logically about it, you’re literally just like DON’T TAKE YOUR STUFF EVER!!!! And that’s the only thought you’re having, all thoughts of trying or anything else have just been temporarily abandoned]

Janis: [turning this into a proper full hug instead because you don’t want to end up spiralling fully here, you’ve got the wherewithal to know that that’s not the idea ever and you’re making attempts to not end up there, lowkey squeezing the life out of him here a bit but with the best intentions ‘keep my stuff, dickhead’ in a way softer voice than that suggests ‘I’ll be here all the time, when I need it’]

Jimmy: [likewise returning the actually suffocating energy of this hug, there’s nothing else he can do but that for however long it takes until he’s cried out for this particular crying sesh, excuse us Peach]

Janis: [just here holding you until you do, not even sure if we’re crying or not ourselves we’re in that sort of too focused on the other person mood to realise or be worried about it ‘it’s okay’]

Jimmy: [Am I an absolute dick if I want Bobby to come back while she’s still here? Because soz but I do, not while y’all are here crying on the grass but at some point lol, pull away a tiny bit space wise and wipe your eyes with the backs of your hands/palms so have to let go and you can look at her like is it? Because you feel INSANE rn, wipe your nose on your sleeve as well, like a gross kid, for a sad parallel to when you used it earlier in a much happier way]

Janis: [my boo says y’all gon’ see me today and I think you’re right for that, face the reality of the situation a bit hun, what are you gonna do, fight her, I think not lol; wiping his face for him some more even if it’s not necessary because you have to touch him as you’re nodding ‘okay for being total messes’ like this is again, very normal for people who’s lives have blown up]

Jimmy: [he wouldn’t DARE cos god forbid anyone faces up to the fact he’s like Casey in any way whatsoever except for Casey himself, but you very much do have to see this, I think, boy, as well as seeing this dog here that Jimothy hasn’t told you about, but until then, Jimothy just dropping a date on her with no context at all but we know it’s the date of his doctor’s appointment he’s made some time after that Bobby convo and she will too, I doubt it’s any time immediately soon as doctors take 30 years to get you in, but I’m glad he’s made it and he’s telling her]

Janis: [mhmm, we all know you’ll just have a sulk, you are a teenager, it is your god given right, slam a door, go nuts; immediately feeling for our phone in our pockets or whatever to save this date but saying its in the house so you tap your head like I will save it here until then, moving your hand down his arm to hold his hand again and give it a squeeze like proud of you because we are]

Jimmy: [As am I because you’ll feel so much better when you get some pills down you sir, I know from experience, yes they take like a month to start working and you feel cray during that time, but then, even if it’s not as straightforward for you as it was for me, we can still say it’ll start to make a difference over the next few months before the shit hits the fan re all these babies, for now, looking down at their hands, as always, doing a blink like oh, cos feel yourself coming back at least a little bit from that spiral]

Janis: [mhmm, it’s all going to help you deal with everything in a better way, ‘cos getting to talk to someone who’s not involved in the situation does too, manageable doesn’t mean perfect and no one is expecting that; pick your hands up and kiss the back of his gently]

Jimmy: [get up and handhold your way into this gaff again to get yourself a glass of water because you must be and feel dehydrated af, no notes, it can start to rain when you’re all in and they are passing said glass of water between them how they do, then it’ll be a cosy vibe instead of a saucy one, I imagine Peach will need a snooze from all the excitement and exploring so that adds to it as well]

Janis: [snuggle this pup up with blankets and all that goodness on the sofa with you because you’re probably also tired still because always when you don’t feel well, even if you don’t go back to sleep, it’ll be good to destress and cuddle]

Jimmy: [agreed, listen to the rain and make the most of snuggling before Bobby loudly strolls in and ruins it, makes sense y’all would lose track of time when you’re in that cosy half asleep kind of mood, especially because they should both be at work and aren’t if we’re calling this a weekday for Bobby being at school]

Janis: [thank the lord you’re loud, not that we’re being saucy but you wanna have that five second warning still lol]

Jimmy: [thank god they weren’t being this time because IMAGINE, instead we get to imagine Peach adorably barking, I’ve never heard her but I bet it’s cute, as would be her zooming about like who is this and what is going on, I’m excite and intrigued]

Janis: [me like serves you right as if it does lmao, we don’t need the tailspin that would put Jimothy in though so no, like it’s going to be awkward enough how much he doesn’t want her here but at least the dog is going to distract you like hello, who is this, will kind of be lurking like do you want me to go so you can talk about it, trying to say that with our eyes without assuming and pissing off or straight up saying it either]

Jimmy: [soz not soz Bobby but he does not want her to go and he will be saying so with his eyes because you sir are a teenage boy and not the boss of him ‘stay for tea, [whatever it is], if you fancy it’ like this is casual, because not gonna be made to feel like it’s so !! she has to leave immediately when they are doing nothing wrong and he’s already told Bobby that they were gonna try and be friends and do this]

Janis: [it is important for y’all to learn the world doesn’t actually revolve around y’all, tis true, however we’re now mentally debating staying for tea vs not and what makes sense and what is for the best ‘I better see’ ‘cos that’s honest, you need to check in with Casey but that doesn’t mean it’s a definite no or that it has to be]

Jimmy: [It could be argued that going from letting the world revolve around him to springing Janis being in his gaff and a new dog who’s literally gonna be living there, as is Libi lowkey therefore, all in the same day is a bit much, but Jimothy is nothing if not flawed and we’ve always said that ‘another brew while you are?’ as a genuine question, not like a ploy of you gotta stay a bit longer, but he’d be heading to the kitchen anyway to start whatever this food is, cos everything takes twice as long when you’re depressed]

Janis: [like yeah, lowkey this is rude and isn’t going to win you any favours but he’s a grumpy grumpy boy and nothing would’ve made him happy about any of this, even if you did it right because he doesn’t want to be happy about it so fuck it lol; just smiling and nodding ‘help you in a sec’ as we’re heading to his office or some other room for some privacy to do this]

Jimmy: [It gives Bobby the chance to come at him if he wants, depending on the vibe his sulk about all this is taking, regardless Jimothy will be in this kitchen doing his tasks, fetch the plate off the grass too because I doubt y’all remembered to bring that in with you before and it doesn’t need to stay there forever if you see it from the kitchen window or through the door if there’s glass in that, whichever]

Janis: [would you like me to switch to Bobby to do a lil of that or you switch to Casey to do a lil of that?]

Jimmy: [It’s up to you if you think Bobby would or if his vibe is gonna be to try and wait it out til Janis leaves, I don’t mind switching because that’s a convo that definitely would happen, though we might have to go back a bit to when she’s literally done her flit to get Peach, so we know what the tone is between y’all, like whether he’s angry or still asleep rn because of not getting up for work yet or what]

Janis: [let’s do some Bobby even though yeah it probably won’t be too long or anything, it’ll be easier to get in here and done ‘cos as you said, we’ll be going back some before this part in the JC convo]

Bobby: [following Jimmy into the kitchen in literal disbelief because excuse me ‘why have you done this?’ signing this AT you because you’re walking away and thus not engaging with us but we need you to know we are VERY concerned about this random dog storyline lmao]

Jimmy: [when you have to get him to sign it again because you know he’d have said something but there’s no reason for you to have caught it if you’re busy doing shit and therefore not looking, oops, that’ll really help his frustration, soz]

Bobby: [‘why is there a fucking dog here?’ change of pace to reflect that frustration because what the hell]

Jimmy: [‘it’s Libi’s birthday present, I’d have said but you told us you wanted nowt to do with none of this’ when that sounds sassy as hell me writing it, but he’s not giving that attitude at all, I swear lol, him here patiently explaining as per]

Bobby: [‘a dog isn’t a present, it’s a chore’ so true babe, it is very irresponsible to give this girl a dog as a present, hence it’s in your house, which is our point and question here ‘why is it here?’]

Jimmy: [‘I said I’d have it here, you heard I wanna see more of her, and it’s that or at her nan’s, they’d reckon it’s a right chore’ why do everything I say sound so sassy rn lol, me like um fuck you Bobby appaz]

Bobby: [‘or you could not get someone who lives with a bunch of cats a bloody dog, that’s not our problem’ like am I the only person around here that hasn’t lost it]

Jimmy: [‘It’s not a problem, it’s all sorted’ trying to get across in a chill and calm way that you want this dog here because not trying to say it’ll give me something to do that isn’t top myself ‘she’s good as lived here before, but I’ve heard you an’ all about her, I’m gonna do up the spare room this time’ calling it the spare room again, ouch my heart]

Bobby: [‘why didn’t you tell me about this, you can’t just get a pet and not let me know’ like he has but I see your point hun, it’s upsetting and a problem to you ‘you care more about them than you do me and I’m the only one who stuck around for you’]

Jimmy: [‘I should’ve, I’m sorry, it’s all happened a bit quick, but that don’t mean I’ve proper lost it’ a shrug like or maybe it does idk but nevertheless it’s done ‘or that I don’t care, you know that ain’t true, nor is it they’ve not been about ‘cause they don’t’]

Bobby: [‘you clearly don’t care because you don’t listen to anything I have to say anymore’ because apology not accepted]

Jimmy: [‘I don’t back down on us pissing off out of this house or showing them the door, more like, I’ve heard every word you’ve said, I just don’t agree, mate, I can’t’]

Bobby: [‘Well I don’t agree with you doing everything she tells you to hoping she’ll come back if you do’ and that is your cue to exit the kitchen and go to your room, sir]

Jimmy: [that went well, but at this point, who among us expected it to go any other way, lol lol, love Bobby in his teen angst phase]

Bobby: [like you got points but like all teenagers you think you’re the only one who does and are NOT up for a debate about it, thank you kindly lol]

Jimmy: [mhmm, it’s Libi being blissfully unaware ANY of this is happening for me, how funny]

Bobby: [happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you]

Janis: [okay so when we’re going to get Peach, at whatever that time was ‘cos we dropped everything and ran]

Janis: Hey, you’re sleeping and there’s no need to wake up but the dog is ready now and Jimmy is keen to have her too so I’m just going to pop over and get her

Casey: [when he wakes up which is roughly around Bobby coming home]

Casey: Where are you now, can’t still be having your ear talked off by the dog woman, been ages

Janis: oh, alright mindreader, was just about to see if you were up

Janis: yeah, she was gutted you couldn’t make it, sends her best, obvs

Casey: me too, like

Casey: dunno what you’re playing at doing something like going without us

Janis: I know, we’ll have to piss off for no reason at all but we wanna now

Janis: keen plays it down, he needs the boost and her birthday is basically here so it just made sense, I’m sorry

Casey: I get all that, but you could’ve done the tiny detour to wake us, give it a sec and I’d have been ready an’ all

Janis: it wouldn’t have been fun, like we wanted

Casey: you don’t want me hanging about round his, but I weren’t planning on it

Janis: no, that ain’t what I meant

Janis: you can read between the lines, he weren’t doing well so I just went and got it to give him something to focus on

Janis: didn’t say that in my first message because it weren’t like anything you needed to be worrying about if you did see it earlier

Casey: yeah, alright

Casey: you would say shit that’s all totally valid so I can’t even be 🥺💔

Janis: you can be a bit but then I’ll be 🥺💔 right back

Janis: I promise we’ll go on another roadtrip, soon as we can

Casey: have to take him, he’ll know you’ve cheated on him with some bitch today

Casey: be another one who’s 🥺💔

Janis: he’ll love her soon enough, not dealing with any more 🥊💔 from babies

Casey: I’m showing him her pics again, butter him up for you

Casey: sort of boyfriend I am, not that you deserve me

Janis: 🤏 pimpy, that

Janis: don’t

Casey: don’t what, let him have no mates

Casey: 🤏 of a dickhead thing to do, that

Janis: you know what I mean, boy

Casey: 😏

Casey: you coming home to us or what

Janis: that’s what I had to see

Janis: the kids just got here, so Jimmy asked if I wanted to stay for tea, as Bobby was obviously THRILLED to see me and the random dog in tow

Janis: I said I’d ask, see what you were thinking

Casey: do you, with them pair

Casey: I don’t need telling he needs the backup, as per, but if it was up to you and nobody else

Janis: it’s more about looking like a united front about it, so he can’t say I ran off tail between my legs, I guess

Casey: there’s your answer, show the little twat

Janis: you’re sure?

Casey: nobody else is gonna unless you do, and it’s about bloody time

Janis: you’re right, I don’t deserve you

Casey: what I said, girl

Casey: have a think about how you’ll sort the making up you’ve got

Janis: aren’t I always

Janis: you know the answer to that

Casey: there’s no one answer to how you could, the fun of it always

Janis: I’ve missed you, have you both been sleeping ‘til now

Casey: I reckon so, about to take him out for a mad one, lazy little shit

Janis: he’s gonna need a raincoat this rate

Casey: nah, well hard, him

Casey: [but pics of raincoats he could and might buy this dog lol]

Janis: he’s too white, looks like a proper pig in shit once he’s jumped through all the puddles

Casey: oi, don’t you be dissing my lad like that

Casey: you’re only fuming you’re gonna miss out

Janis: fuming about the mess he makes, more like 😏

Casey: time you’re back, won’t be none

Casey: he can have a bath as well as

Janis: I’ll be back before you leave

Janis: can’t miss everything

Casey: too right, or you’ll be down the club else, you know what’s good for you

Janis: 😍

Janis: you’re so

Casey: go on, least you can do is finish your sentence when you’re not here to show us

Janis: I wish you were here

Janis: its dead silent so I know he’s slagging us off right now, dunno what I’m meant to say to him

Casey: what room you stuck in

Janis: went in his office

Casey: wish I were there’s mutual then, would be the one room we’ve never done owt

Janis: not that we’ve got a problem or anything

Casey: I’ve got a problem with you on your own on his massive desk

Janis: Casey

Casey: you’ve another with how bad you wanna say my name right now

Janis: and how badly I don’t need to be turned on trying to deal with this but

Casey: that’s why I’m here to sort that for you, you can be on such a lovely comedown dealing with them once I’ve made you cum instead

Janis: don’t know how long we have

Casey: so you best stop pissing about and lie down, he’ll have a pen or something you can bite, it’s an office

Janis: gutted neither of us will ever work in one

Janis: you’re properly good at it

Casey: I had a desk I’d let you bite it, leave your teeth marks right in the wood for me to look at when I’m typing away there all day

Janis: [send him a selfie on this desk as proof]

Janis: no pissing about

Casey: that’s it, make yourself comfy, been working so hard, the pair of us

Casey: I’ll take my tie off, get comfy myself

Janis: let me do it for you

Casey: sort of co-worker you are, yeah

Janis: 😳 dunno what you’re talking about, sit on everyone’s desks and chat to them every time I walk past…

Casey: I was gonna let you borrow it anyway, it’ll look loads better on you, what I think every time you walk past

Janis: have to show me how to tie it

Casey: a good tight knot is really important, it’ll stay put no matter what if you do that right

Janis: if you teach me right, I think we can put that to the test

Casey: [I can’t remember how to tie a tie because it’s been so long, but tell her in the flirtiest way possible cos y’all love choking yourselves and each other so of course this is how you flirt]

Janis: the way you explain things really sticks in my head

Casey: why they asked us to mentor you your first day in the office

Janis: I can tell how dedicated you are, I really, really appreciate all the extra attention you’ve given me

Casey: I do take my job serious, but it don’t feel like one looking after you, you know

Janis: I’m glad because I really like you and it’d be embarrassing if you only spent time with me because you have to

Casey: you’re too good for this place, but I’m so happy you’re here

Janis: here isn’t so bad, if you have someone to bend the rules with sometimes

Casey: I’ve never worked with nobody like you before, might have to break the rules

Janis: I’ll make sure you don’t get in any trouble, take all the blame

Casey: a good girl like you, they’d not believe it, but I’m well grateful you’d risk it all for me if we was caught

Janis: I don’t know about that but I know I wanna behave for you and not them

Casey: write something for me with that pen, somewhere they won’t see it

Janis: [a picture of your inner thigh where you’ve written ‘bite me’ ‘cos you cannot stop thinking about teeth marks after what he said]

Casey: press down harder

Janis: [a little video of that]

Casey: put it back in your mouth and find your ruler

Janis: Jesus, okay

Casey: you know how many inches you’ve got to play with, no more

Casey: show me you’re still behaving

Janis: do you remember when I was the otherside of this door and I wasn’t

Janis: with the remote

Casey: how could I forget

Janis: you could make me do anything, the way you talk

Casey: we could only sign when you was on the other side of that door

Casey: I called you baby, never signed it before

Janis: you should help me practice, might’ve lost the knack for it

Casey: [a vid of him signing ILY because I’m reading that bit of that convo to see what happened and he made her touch herself and be totally silent about it using that sign because it’s 🤟 like remember when]

Janis: [a vid of you doing it back that also subtly shows you a hint of what we’re using the ruler for at the bottom ‘cos we do remember and we’re so about it]

Casey: [a vid of him posing himself with the pillows from this bed the way she did on the sofa that day which was basically just between her legs but in a pregnancy pillow kind of way as if he’s just snuggling and getting comfy to watch her, when in fact he is !! signing so it’s silent ‘sign daddy for me again’ because that day she also did over and over and it was before she’d said it I think, and definitely the first time she’d signed it and he was going feral]

Janis: [putting the two signs together because our heart eyes are off the charts at how he looked in that video and we are not okay]

Casey: [a video of him biting his lip SO hard in response to that so he stays quiet too, putting his pinky finger out because they were doing pinky promises that day too, they only stopped when he broke loads of his fingers and I forgot so gotta bring it back, like he’s promising to not make a sound either cos she can’t and won’t but also suggestive af of where he would and wants to put said finger]

Janis: you make me wanna make the most noise, it’s very mean of you to look like that

Casey: [shamelessly showing her more of his body via another vid because he’s just woken up so if he’s wearing any clothes it’s barely any and there’s so much he can]

Casey: like that, you mean

Janis: I’m drooling

Janis: you just

Janis: I’ve never seen anyone as fuckable as you

Casey: is it all over the desk

Janis: [a video of you dramatically swallowing like this is what I’m doing so it ain’t]

Janis: have to think of how to clean it up, if you want it to be

Casey: don’t go sliding off how you did the table, not there to catch you

Janis: [sign daddy at him again because protective as always]

Casey: promise, baby

Janis: [video of a pinky promise]

Janis: I’ll only end up on the floor if that’s where you want me

Casey: neither of us can piss on it unless you blame the new dog

Janis: 🥺 she’s a much better behaved girl than me

Casey: gutted she is a girl, I’d not be able to cock my leg against that desk and say she done it

Janis: have to wait for me to come home

Casey: [a 🥺 selfie because he cannot wait for that, could not wanna see her more rn]

Casey: bring the pen with you, I wanna feel your teeth marks with mine

Janis: see where they fit, where they don’t

Janis: glad I didn’t bite the ruler, bit of a harder one to steal

Casey: obvious place you could put it but would make walking out a bit hard, yeah

Janis: I’m a model, keep walking no matter what

Janis: another thing you can test later

Casey: steal it then

Janis: [selfie of the reddest face of all time]

Casey: you heard me, take it, you reckon you can

Janis: you know what I can take

Casey: you fancied a test, there’s one that you can do right now

Janis: I don’t wanna let you down

Casey: you never have

Janis: I’ll try

Casey: give us one, we can do it together, spur each other on

Janis: Hmm, what would be a challenge for you

Casey: I’ve no rulers lying about but there’s all sorts else nicked off our old landlord

Janis: I was thinking you shouldn’t be allowed to touch yourself at all but

Janis: I am intrigued what you thought you could do

Casey: [sending her pics of all sorts of household items that I’m sure you shouldn’t put inside yourself in any way sir but nevertheless]

Casey: what do you think to this lot

Janis: I think I won’t be happy ‘til I’ve seen you do every single one now

Casey: okay, dunno how much time we’ve left but I’ll try

Janis: I won’t forget how ambitious you are, got all the time to

Casey: I just wanna make you happy

Janis: you’re amazing at it

Casey: [a video of him absolutely deepthroating one of these random objects, thank god nobody could walk in on him cos he’s home alone, you will have very sadly had to mute it though, boy, so Jimothy doesn’t hear her watching it]

Janis: you’ve got better at it, I swear, practice is paying off

Casey: you can make us proud an’ all, go on

Janis: you want me to sit there, the whole time, or can I do it before I leave?

Casey: if you have to sit like that the whole time you won’t be able to say nothing, what you’re there for

Casey: but I do wanna make you, for leaving me

Janis: if you tell me to, I will

Janis: but I didn’t leave you

Casey: you wasn’t about when I woke up

Janis: baby, you’ll break my heart

Casey: set my alarm so you would be and everything

Janis: I’ll cry

Casey: you’re not allowed, they’ll see you have done

Janis: but I’ve made you sad

Casey: if it’s for me, you’ve gotta save it for me

Janis: it’s all for you

Casey: no crying til you’re home and it’s only us

Janis: you’re going to let me make it up to you

Casey: yeah

Janis: ‘til you have to leave me

Casey: come with me, I don’t want to

Janis: okay, I do wanna see you in your work clothes now

Casey: I’ll sit you on a table in the back where it’s darkest and nobody can see us how you are on that desk

Janis: I only want to be seen by you

Casey: you won’t have to be as quiet as you have been, that’s your reward

Janis: I don’t deserve one

Casey: you do, for being here with us at the minute and not them

Janis: I’d never ignore you

Janis: did I

Casey: you can’t

Janis: you know, I’ve always liked you a little too much

Casey: *loved

Janis: **love

Casey: I fucking love you so much

Janis: I couldn’t love you more, you keep getting better and I don’t understand how it’s possible

Casey: it’s ‘cause of you, how you keep on making me feel better than I was before or reckoned I could be

Janis: I just wanna make you happy too, baby

Casey: I’ll stop it sulking like one, I just miss you

Janis: you haven’t, well, that’s not how I’d describe it

Casey: 😏

Janis: I don’t think a sulking baby could have me in here desperately trying to cum without making a sound

Casey: you’re right, the sort of sulking baby I am would have you loud about it, and desperately trying to make milk for us

Janis: I wanna be a good mum to you, give you everything you need

Casey: you’re the best

Janis: I need you

Casey: [his own dramatic swallowing so he doesn’t get spit everywhere video like the one she did earlier]

Janis: you’re thinking about it

Casey: I’ve not had nothing to eat yet, I need you too

Janis: you know I’m going to have to bottlefeed you now, just to try it

Casey: you have to before we go

Janis: I wanna touch you whilst you’re feeding, it’s all I can see in my head, how hard you’d be, begging me to help

Casey: fuck

Janis: you can play with me, just keep focused on what you need

Casey: I need you to keep the bottle in my mouth and my cock in yours

Janis: God yes, let me drink everything from you, show you how to behave

Casey: you deserve a full stomach an’ all, it should be mutual, how well you behave

Janis: I want my belly to swell, it’s so full of your piss and your cum, everything you give me

Casey: that full of me you can’t move and I have to help you

Janis: I want to rely on you for everything, and you on me

Janis: nothing but each other

Casey: I’ve never wanted nothing else

Janis: if I could eat you I would, there’s no part of you that I don’t want

Casey: it’d kill us but hearing it is

Janis: I just need you inside me whilst I’m inside you, at all times, nothing else is good enough

Casey: then forget anything else, you can have it

Janis: you’re mine?

Casey: all of me

Janis: my boobs feel so tender, because of you

Casey: it’s a pisstake you can’t put your nipple in your mouth

Janis: yet

Casey: don’t, I won’t think of sod all else

Janis: I’m going to be sat having dinner thinking about giving you yours, it’s only fair

Janis: make them big enough I can suffocate you with them

Casey: [a silent but still the most dramatic response vid to that of ALL time, because he is DYING and he needs her to see exactly how much]

Janis: tell me why I want you to fill a bottle full of your cum for me, that I want you to feed me it ‘til I puke

Janis: you’re so close, please save it for me somehow

Casey: [not him literally trying to find something so he can and taking her along with him like it’s a silent little scavenger hunt vid that keeps getting more and more desperate until he finds something that will work like !!]

Janis: [show him this desk you’ve drooled all over watching him]

Casey: how massive is the puddle you’re sat in

Janis: had to kneel on the floor, thinking about you

Janis: [send him a video of the state you are in down there]

Casey: shit, that’s fucking gorgeous

Janis: yours, forever

Casey: you are mine, don’t go nowhere without us again

Janis: I’m so sorry, please please make me regret it

Casey: you know what to do

Janis: [write his name on your other thigh and send it]

Casey: more

Janis: [draw one of your hearts on your ass ‘cos idk how you’d write anything legible there otherwise lol]

Casey: now slap yourself how I did it, across your face

Janis: [you’re going to have to time this well but we’re doing it, we all know it]

Casey: [it’ll be the absolute end of him that she did, we all know it, so send her the delightful footage of filling up whatever random bottle/jar/cup you found for the purpose, lord knows]

Janis: 🥺 gimme

Janis: I’ll clean up, one step closer to being with you

Casey: I won’t, I’ll stay like this til you are

Janis: you’re so lovely

Janis: my favourite and best

Casey: how long

Janis: just long enough to eat it, show he didn’t catch us doing something we weren’t meant to, say bye

Janis: [a guestimate of how long this will take]

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