#Biff Hooper

[thenonbinarydetective]

SO YOU HAVE TWO COOL MOMS

SO YOU HAVE TWO COOL MOMS

SO YOU HAVE TWO COOL MOMS

YEAH

[fugitivus-from-gerard]

Enjoyed this one just as much as the first!

Stranger Danger part 2

This is part 2 of Stranger Danger. Thank you for reading! quick disclaimer, this one has a short scene with an attempted attack on the boys.

part 1

Years later, on the Halloween of Frank’s 18th year and Joe’s 16th, they were once again celebrating the holiday.

The two brothers barely went tricker treating after the incident when they were younger, but they would instead have a tradition of watching a scary movie and opening the door to tricker treaters.

This year, Frank and Joe were left at the house alone while their parents had left for one of dad’s business dinners.

Fenton and Laura had always been wary on this particular night after what had happened, and they almost decided not to go and leave the boys alone. Of course Frank and Joe reassured them they would be fine and wouldn’t be going outside recklessly, they had even decided to invite their friends Chet Morton and Biff Hooper to watch the movie and hang out.

Chet Morton was a stout, heavy set boy who had red hair and freckles. He was good friends with both boys and often had the two brothers laughing their heads off. They laughed mainly when something happened to Chet’s treasured jalopy which he had named “Queen”. When something befell the car the red head would go wild.

Biff Hooper was closer to Frank than he was to Joe, due to the fact that both blondes had gotten off on the wrong foot in middle school, due the fact that Joe was indeed the spoiled younger sibling and didn’t like how Biff was taking up Frank’s attention. Joe and Biff later grew out of their major rivalry and ended up becoming friends. They still bantered jokingly and liked to annoy each other.

Biff had his blonde hair cut short and was taller than Frank by a few inches, but had double the muscle Frank did.

Today Frank ditched his dress shirts because he couldn’t stand Joe nagging him to dress more causally for a whole day. He wore a large dark blue sweater and black jeans while Joe wore his “Bay Port High” basketball jersey over a black T-shirt with ripped blue jeans.

The four friends were currently alone at the house and were setting up for the movie.

“Joe! Help me get the plates for the pizza!” Frank called from the kitchen to Joe who was in the living room across from it.

The house had an open hallway by the front door which had the kitchen on one side and the living room on the other. The bedrooms were located up the large, dark wooden stair case.

“Yeesh! I’m coming Frank, calm down.” Joe retorted in annoyance as he sauntered into the kitchen and walked to the cabinets over the sink.

“Hey does anyone know where the popcorn is?” Chet questioned opening and closing cabinet doors rapidly in search of the snack.

“Dude, you’ve basically lived at this place, if anyone should know where anything is, it’s you.” Biff teased with a smirk as he strolled into the kitchen. “Also, Frank, where do you keep the soda?”

Frank gave Biff a deadpan expression. “Am i the only one who knows anything around here?” Frank exclaimed exasperatedly as he began to cut the pizza with the cutter roughly.

“No, I know something.” Chet interjected snidely. “I know that you guys don’t have any fricking popcorn!”

“Language.” Frank warned, digging the cutter into the pizza particularly hard.

Biff only chuckled as he watched Frank struggle with the pizza cutter. “Did you burn that thing’s crust because it looks like you are cutting into a rock.” Biff joked as he tried to take the pizza cutter from Frank so he could help.

“For your information, No I did not. Now go get the soda, it’s in the fridge you big idiot.” Frank stated sternly, yanking the pizza cutter away from Biff who raised his hands in mock surrender.

“Frank, is Biff bothering you?” Joe questioned as he stalked over with the plates in his hands.

“Ye-“ Frank started but Biff interrupted rapidly.

“Don’t sick Joe on me Frank.” Biff laughed nervously.

The four fools finally finished bickering playfully and got all the food laid out in the coffee table in the living room which stood in front of the leather couch.

“Alright, we are doing this by popular demand!” Joe announced standing in front of The TV. “we have three selections to choose from.”

The majority ended up voting for “The Village” much to Frank’s dismay. He absolutely hated that movie and knew it would be picked when Biff said he never saw it.

Joe always played it just to mess with Frank and get him to flip out when a jump scare happened.

The group began taking their seats on the long couch.

Frank sat in the middle seat which was usually his designated spot for movie nights, and Biff tried to sit next to his best friend but Joe was faster. Joe zipped from in front of the TV to Frank’s side almost instantly, plopping down smugly next to his brother who rolled his eyes at the two’s playful shenanigans.

Biff laughed then sat on Frank’s other side while Chet sat on Joe’s.

They were 20 minutes into the movie and Frank had already gotten frightened and spilled the popcorn when he jolted from a jump scare. This happened two times more until Joe ripped the popcorn bowl from his hands and revoked his snack privileges.

Chet also flipped out a bunch of times already, and a pizza slice had landed on Joe’s lap in the process.

Biff laughed heartily and Joe scowled at him grumpily. Everyone was enjoying the movie, some more than others, when the doorbell rang.

“Oh yeah, this is about the time when tricker treaters start trickling in.” Biff observed.

“I got it!” Frank offered a little more eager than he meant to, causing everyone on the couch to laugh. Frank stood up and began walking out into the hallway, grabbing the candy bowl on his way out.

Now do you remember how calm Joe had been after the incident years ago? Well, let’s just say that Joe wasn’t really that calm on the inside. He always was wary of the Holiday after what had happened.

The disturbing memories were now attached to this day, which is why Joe also got up and followed his brother to the door. Joe never forgot that night, so he always felt justified when he became uneasy on this day.

Frank unlocked the door twisted the nob, opening the door to find a tall person in a black hoodie and pants, wearing a white face mask with only the eyes showing. Frank’s eyes traveled down to spot something sticking out of the man’s hoodie pocket, Frank couldn’t be sure what it was but his best guess was a kitchen knife from the look of the wooden handle peaking out of the pocket.

Before Frank and Joe could move, the mysterious person took out his knife and tried to lunge at them, but thankfully Joe was fast enough to start pushing the door closed.

Frank dropped the plastic candy bowl to the ground and him and Joe immediately began pressing all of their weight against the door which the masked person was trying to push open.

Biff and Chet rushed into the hallway to find the two brothers battling with the door.

“What the hell?” Chet screamed when he saw the white mask peek around the door.

“Don’t just stand there you idiots!” Joe shouted furiously.

Biff and Chet got the message and all four of them were slamming their bodies against the door, successfully closing it. Still pressing their bodies against the door Frank reached for the door lock and turned it harshly.

There was no sound except for the heavy breathing from the group. They all were wide eyed and frightened, but they felt relief.

“Chet, go call the police!” Frank ordered between heavy pants.

It took Chet a second to process the command, but when he got it he sped off down the hall and into the kitchen where the phone was.

Meanwhile Frank and Joe could only stare wide eyed at each other.

The boys did not even attempt to look outside the windows, but instead made sure everything was locked and that the blinds were down. No one said a word except for Chet who wouldn’t leave the police phone operator alone until the officers came. When the officers arrived in two sturdy squad cars Frank and Joe were hesitant to open the door for them, so instead Biff did. The policemen asked questions and the boys gave their best answers but in the end there was no trace of the man that tried to attack them, he had just vanished.

Sadly there was no way to identify the man and no proof of force entry, so The officers couldn’t do anything. Once the officers left the boys were alone again.

Frank decided to phone Fenton and tell him what happened, but it went straight to voice mail.

“What we should do is just stay all together in one room and try to calm down.” Biff reasoned, seeing clearly that Frank and Joe were shaken quite a bit, Frank was completely quiet, but fright was etched in his features.

Joe was too stubborn to show fear, but Biff knew he was still just as afraid.

“Yeah…” Joe responded quietly, as he watched his older brother try to hide his emotions. “don’t worry Frank, everything’s gonna be ok.” Joe tried to reassure his sibling even though he was terrified himself. Joe’s comforting words relaxed the black-haired Hardy, but he didn’t want anyone to think he was being coddled by his younger brother.

“I-I know that. I don’t need to be comforted!” Frank stuttered in embarrassment, causing Joe to give a small smile. Joe then took his brother’s hand in his and led him back to the couch, the two then settled down and the others joined them. Frank and Joe huddled against each other while Biff and Chet took their original seats.

For the rest of the night the four boys tried to watch something lighthearted and funny to distract themselves.

Time passed and they chuckled softly at some parts of the new movie they picked, but Joe never let go of the baseball bat that he had retrieved from his room and Chet would often nervously look over his shoulder.

Biff was ready to jump from the couch and defend everyone if he had to and Frank was a ball of nerves but tried not to show it.

Finally at 12:55 the parents arrived home. At first when the doorbell rang the boys froze and exchanged frightened glances, then they heard the faint sound of their Father yelling to open up.

The door was practically ripped off its hinges and the parents were pulled in by the four erratic boys. The boys all began talking at once, trying to explain the events that had happened.

Fenton immediately stopped them and tried to calm them down.

They eventually explained everything and the Hardy parents were in shock, but Fenton’s detective mode kicked in and, believe me, he knew how to stay calm in these types of situations.

The first course of action was to get Chet and Biff home safely, so Fenton called their parents and told them what had happened. Finally Biff and Chet were saying goodbye to the brothers with tight hugs, but their smiles were forced and tight. Once Biff and Chet were gone Fenton and Laura sat the boys down in the kitchen around the table and asked them if they were alright.

Of course they lied, not wanting to look like cowards in front of two people they respected and loved.

Fenton knew they were lying, but he couldn’t force them to talk about it so he let them go get ready for bed. once they were in the bedroom, they were silent for the most part while Frank changed into his flannel pajamas, and Joe swapped his jersey and jeans for his boxers and a T-shirt.

Up until it was time to get into bed, it was dead silence.

Frank stared at his bed in horror. He didn’t know what would visit him in his dreams tonight.

Joe also dreaded climbing into his bed, not excited for bad memories to replay in his head all night.

“Joe…” Frank called quietly, but he didn’t have to say anything else, because Joe understood what he was getting at.

Joe walked over to his brother’s side, and the two climbed into Frank’s bed like they did years ago. Once settled under the covers together, Joe spoke softly. “And you said you weren’t sensitive.” Joe teased in a whisper. Frank huffed grumpily, but didn’t have a comeback.

“Just shut up and go to sleep.” Frank then shut his eyes, moving closer to his brother.

Joe grinned, then wrapped his arm over Frank’s side.

Wow! I did it! I posted my first fic….it might not be that great but I had a lot of fun writing it.

Thank you so much for reading!

[drfrankenjoe]

Hardy Boys Friends - Dr Frankenjoe Style

Chet Morton - Primed to take over his family's farm and feels stifled by it, so he throws himself into any hobby he can, hoping something will stick well enough to justify him going into another career. Good-natured and confident, though cautious to join in the danger involved in the Hardys' adventures. Rarely is he ever cautious enough not to tag along.

Callie Shaw - Aspiring news reporter. Curious by nature, her goal is to bring any and all secrets of Bayport to light, whether it be underrated gems or corruption. Naturally, she crosses paths with the Hardys often. Her down-to-earth, coolheaded nature has earned her many contacts, including Frank. They swap stories regularly.

Allen "Biff" Hooper - Always willing to hang out with the Hardys, if only just to liven up their trips. He and Joe share a similar sense of humor; once they get started, there's really no stopping them. He's a passionate boxer, but prefers to keep fights inside of the ring, not with whatever potentially armed criminals the Hardys attract. He will fight if he must.

Phil Cohen - Hobbyist computer scientist and chemist. Behind the quiet exterior, he's a little blunt. He does appreciate the Hardys giving him practical uses for his hobbies, and in turn, they get valuable information from him. The trouble they bring hardly bothers him at all, but he's not much of a travel guy. However, if given a beautiful location to paint, he'll go almost anywhere. He's closest to Frank, his hacking protege.

Iola Morton - Wants nothing more than to inherit her family's farm, but not by Chet's demise. She's extremely wary of the disaster magnets that are the Hardy Boys, how they tempt her brother into going along with them. She tries to steer everyone towards safer forms of thrill-seeking, but it rarely works out in her favor. So sometimes she takes matters into her own hands and tags along to make sure no one dies. She's fiercely protective of Chet; the two are each other's biggest supporters. She has a fondness for nature and animals, the latter of which she bonds with Joe over. If it weren't for the detective thing, maybe they could've been closer friends...

Tony Prito - Loves being out on water. This has become a little hard for him for a few reasons. One, he works for his father's trucking company. Two, his beloved speedboat the Napoli got blown up while helping the Hardys on a case. He's... still a little sore about it, but he'll lend a helping hand to them so long as they lend a donation towards his purchase of a Napoli III. To tide him over, he has the Napoli II, an innertube with a motor attached.

[ghostboycharm]

Joe: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Biff: I do have a sense of humour, you know.

Joe: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Biff: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

[bisexualmultifandommess]

I’ve started watching the 2020 version of The Hardy Boys and I love it!

It’s a bit different from other adaptations but I love some of the changes. I like that Joe and Frank have a bigger age gap because I’m a big fan of the protective older brother trope especially if the younger brother is a lot younger. I wish they’d kept Biff the same but I do like her in the show

Also it has Atticus Mitchell in it which is awesome I loved him in MBAV

[your-mums-nuts]

Honest opinions on hardy boys season 2, you probably won't agree or like them but anyways.

Laura coming back was a good move, the show didn't know if it was gonna get renewed for another season so it needed to end on a cliffhanger, if you don't like that then you're not thinking logically enough.

They focused on the wrong relationships this season, Phil and Biff were sweet on screen but did nothing for me, Joe and Lucy was so bland and contrived. Joe didn't need a love interest and if he did, him and Biff would've worked better. I know it's stereotypical but it's at least funny and they know eachother and trust eachother, besides having a crush on your childhood best friend is hilarious. When they hugged awkwardly? When he mentioned not having a wife and then tried to rectify it? Hilarious. Lucy as a character was watered down in order to keep her vague and that bored me to death. Belinda was great for Chet's development as we did not see enough of him season 1, I would've liked to see him and Callie become friends again.

Joe and Frank had some sweet moments and I really loved the little family they built with aunt Trudy and Fenton, but again there was not enough room to focus on their relationship more, I hope they fix this in season 3.

Wilt was iconic as always, I wish they would advertise the show more, its way better then Riverdale and even though it's got some pretty weird plotlines, they make it work.

[platanchorsociety]

George, Nick and Bess are on a stake out for Nancy when they catch her walking hand in hand down the street with a blond haired young man who is very much not Ace, Nancy’s boyfriend. At first they think it has to be some sort of cover and ask Ace what Nancy is working on but Ace admits he doesn't know anything and asks Nancy who the guy she was seen with is. Nancy manages a weak response and Ace accuses her of cheating in front of all the Claw’s patrons. They have a massive break up which immediately gets posted on Nancy Drew’s News. George, Nick and Bess feel caught in the middle between the two as they continue to fight over Nancy’s cheating. They eventually try to get the two to talk it out which leads to an even more dramatic fight and Ace saying he wants nothing more to do with Nancy. Bess agrees to go after Ace while George and Nick work with Nancy to try to work out if there is any way to fix things.

Bess goes to Ace’s house where she finds a picture of the blond young man Nancy was with. But the picture is pretty recent and shows Ace and the guy hanging out. Ace admits that him and Nancy breaking up was all a ruse as one of Nancy’s enemies has been threatening him and they decided not to tell the others so they could gauge how convincing the act is. The guy Nancy was seen with was Ace’s high school best friend, Biff Hooper.

Ace calls up Nancy to tell her that Bess knows only for George and Nick to realise Nancy is talking to Ace on the phone because of the lovestruck expression on her face. They challenge her and she admits to the ruse to them.

With the guy threatening them left reeling as he tries to work out if Nancy still has feelings for Ace or if he should go after her mysterious new boyfriend, the Drew Crew are able to track him down and have him arrested.

[buffyfan145]

Already excited for Hulu’s “The Hardy Boys” coming back tomorrow for season 2 but even more so now seeing Jake Epstein’s in it!!! :D He posted on Instagram last night he’ll be playing Joe and Biff’s teacher.

[fugitivus-from-gerard]

Thank you, Tony "Captain Obvious" Prito. That was very valuable information no one could have figured out from all the numerous fat jokes this series makes.

[argeriant18]

What if . . .

Biff Hooper (from The Hardy Boys) is a distant relative of Molly Hooper (from BBC Sherlock).

At some point Molly visits Bayport to get away from the stress of London and Sherlock and all that. She intends to spend some time with her young cousin, Biff, only to stumble on a mystery with the Hardy Boys.

[thenonbinarydetective]

WAIT SHE'S OPENLY SAYING IT

SHE'S BIFFS MOMS GIRLFRIEND

BOTIR[WHN

[getacluedrew]

His dog’s name is Sherlock I can’t!! ❤️🐶

Biff Hooper is a blessing to us all. He’s also dating the 70s Ned in our universe 😅

[ghostboycharm]

Frank, addressing the squad while under the influence of the Eye: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Biff: But – that’s just a trash can.

Frank: It sure is!

[boxoftheskyking]

Here's a secret

Every story I wrote I have to resist the urge to name all OCs after Hardy boys characters

[platanchorsociety]

Biff Hooper was Ace’s high school best friend. Biff left town to pursue his dream of being a boxer but he and Ace have kept in constant contact and tell each other everything.

Biff reacts to Ace’s stories of ghosts with a 'yeah, sure, and I just knocked out the easter bunny' sort of point of view but he loves hearing them anyway. He is waiting for the day Ace and Nancy get together.

[thejoeisthejoe]

Oh gosh.. uh... 

- empath Joe idea where he can see ghosts... Stacy from s2 is all in his mind

- The psychic brothers idea where Frank controls stuff with his mind and Joe can touch you and see your emotions

- Vampire!Joe and Werewolf!Frank

- Immune compromised Joe

- Uh you’re new idea to give Joe Leukemia 

- Asthmatic Joe 

(what else do we do to this boy?) 

- Um Joe takes after their mother - so he looks like her. XD 

- Frank has a mom complex LOLOL. You had a fancier name for that. 

- Frank and Nancy get KINKY when they do the deed. Like tie up Nancy sort of kink and she likes it when Frank gets rough and controlling *coughs* (basically angry Frank turns her on) 

- On their anniversary they always check into a hotel under the name Fredericks

- Joe tried to get Bess pregnant first so their child could be the oldest and failed again. XD

- Frank is terrified of losing his brother like they lost their mom so thats why he’s so over protective of Joe. 

- Aunt Gertrude helped Fenton raise the boys and she moved in after Laura died. 

- Laura Hardy died giving birth to Joe. It’s why they never showed her in the 70s TV Show and why he’s the only family member with blonde hair. 

- Joe tried out for wrestling once and everyone including the coach tried to talk him out of it.. it didn’t end well XD and Frank got to do the “told ya so dance” 

- Callie is gay and falls for George Fayne. 

- TV Show Callie may have a thing for Fenton instead of Frank. She just uses Frank to get closer to Fenton. 

- TV Show Ned is really gay and falls for Biff (from the books). (Ok I need my strong muscular gay man who plays foot ball and is the captain and has a thing for this adorable geeky guy) 

- In a weird AU Joe is actually Trans and was once a girl. It literally explains EVERYTHING in the 70s TV show.

Uhhhhh WHAT AM I MISSING?!?! 

Hey Clue Crew! I’m curious what are you’re “off the wall” theories or “off the wall ideas” you have involving Nancy and her buddies and the mysteries they solve?

What weird connections have you made? What crack pairings do you have? What AU’s exist? What twisted head cannons are out there? PLEASE TELL ME!!!

And these can be for shits and giggles or serious whichever you choose.