#Better luck next time
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bread-wizards · 3 months ago
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Yasha, I'm so sorry to objectify your wife, but how do you work out? Like, what do you do? Because this such an amazing-- the abs.
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m-1-8 · 1 year ago
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DADDY’S LITTLE FAILURE
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“Welcome home, Simon” “Seems we have a new addition to the family” ”Saved ye a seat, Lt.”
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doraingrid · 2 months ago
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imposter syndrome won this time, to the wip graveyard you go
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ch-4-eri · 3 months ago
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Watching everyone argue about Chloe and max but I’ve always preferred Chloe with rachel anyway
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that’s all that matters, really
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inquirewithbillcipher · 6 months ago
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are magic anons a thing here?
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Nope! Try again sucker!
-Bill
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phloxsmenagerie · 10 days ago
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thatsbelievable · 8 months ago
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pushing500 · 12 days ago
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Well, Ivy seems to be adjusting to her new arm/flesh whip/companion well enough (she's named it Henry).
The Jones Boys were naturally a bit shocked and confused when they got back to find a pool of blood by the twisted obelisk and a writhing tendril where their kid's arm used to be, but we all have to put up with strange stuff on the rim.
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After ensuring Ivy and Alistair were okay, the Jones Boys returned to work until a transport pod fell from the sky! They begrudgingly rescued the hapless occupant, as it was a person from Wasbum, which is the faction we need to become allies with to get the first piece of the Archonexus map.
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Mechi seems to be enjoying his new private bathroom (being an Acolyte has its perks) to get some well-earned relaxation time. Surely nothing else could happen to stress him out today, right?
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Who's spreading rumours that Mechi is charming?? The man has the approachable personality of a moose with a toothache.
No, Purple, he's not marrying you. Don't be silly.
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With that nonsense taken care of, it's time to curl up in bed with Security Chief Ratchet keeping a dutiful watch so no aspiring fiancees make it past.
Goodnight, Mechi. Enjoy your beauty sleep.
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wishchip106 · 1 month ago
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gonna need a fic where they didn’t end up arguing and Raven was just left waiting in Eriks room nearly all night
or maybe they do argue but it leads down to a very different path 😼
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geez i can feel the tension from here 😧
one of them is going to be crawling across the table any minute now
they spend nearly every day in there whats wrong with them
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Imagine trying to successfully tear down the Veil with these two sad puppy dog-eyed women telling you to knock it off.
You're madly in love with one of them.
The other one kind of looks like a younger version of the one you're madly in love with, complete with the same Vallaslin she had before you stripped it away.
You've betrayed both of them, multiple times, killed their friend, and they still think there's something in you worth saving.
They also brought a living fragment of your dead mom.
Good luck.
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Day one of going out dressed as Emily Prentiss to see if I can find a Jennifer Jareau coded girlfriend: Encountered a lesbian in a coffee shop, but she was too old for me and not my type. Good Luck, Babe!
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questionable-idea · 2 months ago
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Life update: figured out he's not gay just autistic. common mistake
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smtown-tourist · 2 months ago
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HYBE thinking they were insulting SHINee World by claiming Shawols to have a Superiority Complex when in reality we take that as a compliment and now use it as the new running joke inside the fandom is the kind of Chaotic Energy that SHINee instilled in us to have. We are our fathers’ children. Better luck next time, HYBE!
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aioliravioli-69 · 10 months ago
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I'll repost it here for the people who aren't in the discord
(btw if you aren't you should totally join! Everyone's really sweet and it's a blast!)
https://discord.com/invite/7Ug37ZK4
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hahhaha, he's waiting for a certain short brat in shining armour
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plus this small extra
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upn-the-sky · 1 year ago
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Wanted to draw Lysandra, after a couple of months since her and Kratos's wedding. You know, it is wedding tradition for spartan brides to cut their hair very shortly (somewhere written they should be shaved very closely to the scalp). She did that too. Her hair is slightly grew up since then, and Kratos gifted her blue hair band which she wears in the first games. Actually, all this time he cheered her up about her man-like look, because she is the most beautiful woman and love of his life anyway, and if she were a man, he'd find her a place in his army and never left her alone.
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