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Old Deadpool comics are so fun because it's like having this weird close friend group where people kind of all know each other but don't really know each other. Or even like each other that much.
Like Wade has a kind-of-who-knows-at-this-point "Best" friend tech guy who kind of tolerates him and he tolerates that used to be Peter's college classmate. He almost took a gig from Osborn but actually was Bullseye fucking with him in revenge while dressed up in a Clint old suit. He got on a mission with Black Widow. He got beef with Avengers clones to a point the avengers themselves got to be involved. They don't like him he doesn't like them so they both agree to be civil to do the damn mission so everyone can go their own way. He's having a middle age crisis where he kind of wants to quit being a mercenary but he doesn't know yet who the fuck else he could be and all the reasons pointing up to be a hero are wrong and distorted in his own egoistic views.
A hit monkey want to fuckin kill him. The hit monkey doesn't know he's immortal. The hit-monkey never saw him personally but somehow set him up to get his jaw sucker punched by Spider-Man. Which results in the worst team ever for both of them. I sweat to god except from fucking Old man Logan, I've never seen Wade so stressed in working with someone. And while this whole shit storm works, Wade keeps bullshitting about Peter's life being so fucking easy and loved by the public and Peter has to stay there and listen to it. They bump into each other on the subway out of costume and Peter hates him on sight.
Wade doesn't want to be there and the first opportunity to bail on Spider-Man he takes it and Spider-Man on the other hand learns that Deadpool is immortal and kind of gets "Okay what if we let you get shot" and Wade is so offended he starts calling him names.
Wade goes to bother X-Men, X-men tells him to fuck off. Wade considers blowing up X-Men for full two panels. X-Men sends Domino who's kind of one of Wade's friend to fuck with Deadpool, we're convinced by two pages he beat the shit out of her, just to show up on the next pages that he actually made her fall over a bunch of pancakes.
It's so messy, it's so fucking funny because it's not "oh it's this BIG THING" and this "BIG TEAM UP" it's like they're on the same city, they have similar jobs of course they're going to bump on each other.
#Deadpool#q rambles#Deadpool 2008#aalso is very early 2008 so unfortunately it has a lot of bullshit it's auch a fucking shame Deadpool writers#are to busy trying to reinvent him or making the 7th fourth wall breaking joke and brining concepts that have no fucking sense to his canno#instead of just taking the good stuf and old background characters and make something good out of it#I only forgive Mx Wong for actually writing him in an endeared way but if I could nuke the monster's arc bullshit of his cannon I'd so do i#I'd so do it#HE'S JUST A GUY#HE'S JUST A MERCENARY#LET HIM BE A MERCENARY#FUCK SAKE#“oh kind of the monsters–” I'm taking your pen I am taking your pen right now I al breaking your computer WHO THE FUCK got this idea from#the kind of rejected X-Men kind of fucked around and find out random mercenary of new york city and canada#and whatever else place that pays the best
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I need a completely rewritten teen wolf series with Derek Hale as the main character. I think it would heal me.
#we follow Derek from New York. Laura left for beacon hills. it’s been six years since he was back but he hasn’t heard from her#and hes going stir crazy waiting. he packs up and travels back. it’s almost too much immediately. he still can’t get a hold of Laura#he can’t resist going home. it’s like a natural pull that guides him back. all at once he’s 16 again. staring at the wreckage of his life#deputy stilinski is sherrif now. it’s reassuring in the slightest that the police force seems to have moved on from how corrupt it was#he catches her scent and it’s putrid. bile catches in his throat. he seeks it out. still in denial to what he knows it means.#when he finds Laura it’s like the world ends all over again. he can’t stand to see her like this. he gives her a proper burial.#the best he can do at least#he visits Peter. he’s not the man Derek remembers- so full of fire and cunning. their relationship may have been strained at times.#often Derek felt more like Eve being swayed by the snake than a normal friendship#but this isn’t the sharp tongued uncle who guided him. this is a broken shell. all that remained of his family. he was so lost.#22 but he barely knew how to function without his family- his pack paving the way#Laura handled everything. she got the apartment. she made sure they had food. Derek looks back and feels so useless#he was so lost in his grief. Laura must of felt the same way but she never let them drown in it#she made sure he got his GED. even got him to enroll in community college classes.#he took them online. he never was able to warm up to people the same way. he used to be so full of life. now he just wanted to be left alone#he studied English. never finished his degree. doesn’t look like he ever will now. he can’t go back to Laura and his shared home.#can’t bare to see another shell of a home#he vents to the vacant audience of Peter and his cold fixed eyes#Derek leaves. he wants to promise he’ll return soon#but promises feel costly these days#he decides to go back to the reserve. maybe he can find some clue as to what happened to Laura#someone lured her here. someone who knew them and their history here#his mind went to the worst. Kate. why would she go through the trouble six years later. why wait so long.#Derek couldn’t stomach the thought of facing her. he focused on the woods. the scents were all over the place.#clearly multiple people had been through here recently. two scents were much stronger. Derek follows them#but when he hears the crunch of leaves he realizes why the scents are so strong. they’re still here#he ducks behind some trees. listening in on their conversation. but an echo of their scent catches his attention#he spots an inhaler on the ground. he puts two and two together and swipes it from the leaves.#he comes out once they’re closer. tossing over the inhaler- he figures they’ll leave. dumb kids messing around in the woods#he reminds them this is private property. though that may not be true anymore. he recognizes the scent of a new beta. interesting.
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You know what? I’m honestly surprised there isn’t (as far as I’m aware of) a ROTTMNT 2012 crossover that takes place immediately after the Rise Boys just after defeating the Shredder and losing their Karai and through some accident one way or another they end up in the 2012 TMNT universe
But here’s the kicker: instead of usually running into the 2012 TMNT or their Kraang they run into Karai and her foot soldiers (somewhere after she takes lead of the foot clan) and being the morally-grey and fresh-out-of-losing-their-Karai trauma turtles they are they immediately attach onto her like children lost in a store
Look where I’m getting at is I just want morally-grey rise turtles hanging out with 2012 Karai and just having some not-so-innocent fun, you know? Like I feel like the fandom should make more Rise Turtles and 2012 Karai content, it would be great
#I have a feeling Rise Leo and 2012 Karai would enjoy making fun of 2012 Leo together#like okay yeah angst and everything when they realize she’s evil and all that but also#the boys: we can fix her#also the boys: after we’re done bullying these mutant losers that work for her#just guys c’mon#like it would be fun cmon#I’d like to imagine she and rise donnie get into roasting matches#she brings Mikey to the best places for him in New York for him just to go apeshit and graffiti stuff#and maybe set the occasional thing on fire#(the purple dragons lair coinceidentally a sewer drain close by the 12 turtles lair just the places of people she doesn’t like)#I think she and Raph would have genuinely good heart-to-heart moments AND give him a proper outlet for all his emotions#and as stated before she and Rise Leo would have WAY too much fun roasting the 12 turtles#(also remember that offer of stealing a katana she gave to 12 Leo in that one episode? Rise Leo would ABSOLUTELY take her up on that)#THAT PLACE IS GETTING ROBBED#like yeah eventually they redeem her through the power of the found family trope#but also—#crime turtles#rottmnt#rise tmnt#tmnt crossover#2012 tmnt#2012 karai#like obviously they all turn good in the end and shit BUT CRIME#sorry I’m obsessed with this idea now#I’m gonna go try to find fics where she and the rise turtles bond now goodbye#and then they see her turn into a snake and they’re like#AYO POP OFF QUEEN#while she’s viciously tearing apart her enemies#and then they see Shinigami and they’re like ���Ayo guys we got another lesbian sister’#like I just think we deserve them as a group you know
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where are u going!! come to italy!
ONE DAY… i’ve only ever been able to travel abroad once and it was to canada to see the lovable and huggable mcchickenstream. i’m going to new york!! i’ll be at nycc for the very first time with some of the best girls i’ve ever known. if i spot any bodega cats on my journey i will post pics
#i fucking love new york so much it’s one of my favorite places in the world#yeah it’s garbage but l.a. is worse and even more embarrassing#plus ny has the best museums#bunnyaskz
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So @captainlordauditor had this in their response to a different post and mention of Marv Wolfman has triggered me. Because I was just thinking about how serial fiction works and how if you're working with serial fiction (comic books, soap operas, movie franchises) one of the things you need to remember is DON'T BREAK THE PLAYGROUND.
Example: In the DC universe (the DC universe of your imagination, not the official DCU of whatever some executive considers canon this week) Metropolis and Gotham are both considered stand-ins for New York City. They feel different, but they're both stories about life in a big US city. This works fine as long as you don't have an actual NYC in your DC universe. Do you prefer to imagine Metropolis as New York? There are a couple of easy places to put Gotham where it's close enough to visit but not so close that you wonder why Superman doesn't take fifteen minutes to clean up Gotham's streets. Want to imagine Gotham in the place of New York? Again, you can imagine Metropolis as close by but not so close that Bruce Wayne could just drive by and kick Lex Luthor in the nuts.
DAILY PLANET ONLINE EDITION HEARTWARMING: WORLD'S ONLY BELOVED BILLIONAIRE TURNS GLOBALLY HATED ASSHOLE INTO SOPRANO
But then Marv Wolfman drops actual real NYC into the DC Official Canon, and now Metropolis and Gotham can't be New York. New York exists. You can't imagine Metropolis as New York even though the writers and artists blatantly intended it to be so (Aerial shots of Metropolis used to straight up copies of the NYC skyline minus a couple of specific buildings). It has to fit into a much more limited space. Same with Gotham. Suddenly you have two fictional cities that are supposed to have populations in the millions that need to fit somewhere around a similarly large real city. It limits the fictional universe and raises questions that don't really help the story.
It also means that Clark Kent could plausibly take an hour to drive to NYC, interview the Titans, and drive back in time for an afternoon meeting with Perry White. Why doesn't Superman fly in and beat the crap out of Deathstroke for annoying Nightwing, Supe's favourite nephew? Batman can take his plane and fly to New York in fifteen minutes. Shouldn't Wayne Enterprises have offices in Manhattan?
Throwing New York into DC didn't add anything new, or solve any story problems. Gotham and Metropolis had all the New York the stories needed. But it limited where readers could imagine their versions of Metropolis or Gotham to be. Marv Wolfman subtracted from the possibilities of the DC universe. And a lot of his writing did that, taking away possibilities that other writers could have used. Crisis On Infinite Earths was rampant vandalism of the entire playground, not just one playset.
And then there's the whole Tara Markov debacle.
#in the bronze age metropolis was much more new york than gotham ever was#gotham felt older and more worn than metropolis#not the urban death zone it has since become but just a place whose best years are behind it
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every day i am so mad that i was not in london to see the globe theatre's lesbian ass 2022 production of julius caesar and you can't even buy it from their dumb stupid streaming site
#some would say i can't complain because i live in new york which is probably the second best place to see shakespeare#but i can complain. and will. and am.#julius caesar
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Yeah the part two would mainly focus on the town's folks first interactions with the twins and their Pokémon. Most would be completely made up since we haven't fully seen everyones take on them.
Potentially interactions were:
Pierre's hostile first meeting the twins and their starter, he places a 'no Pokémon allowed' sign on the door because he's subtle. (He also hints that all Pokémon were driven out by removing all berry plants when they try to buy berries)
Harvey being a good person but they mistake his friendliness as professionalism, he falls in love with Klinklang.
Emmet and Durant mets Sebastian out on a walk, it is painfully awkward. Sebastian thinks a giant metal ant is cool.
Jas and Vincent sneak into the railway. They met Archeops and call her a turkey since she's 'too big to be a chicken'.
OK I've realised I actually have alot more scenarios then I first thought (I have four-five more tucked away) so that part two is actually possible.
Most of the people are just awkward around the twins and their Pokémon but the few who are hostile kinda warp their views on things.
Fun fact: in the drafts of the fic, the scene between Lewis and the twins was called 'Lewis pulls some petty manager-esque BS to bully Train Boys into not fucking up his train station'.
Oh god Pierre. Step aside Morris we might have a new main antagonist lol
For Harvey, we were thinking that he isn't opposed to Pokémon exactly, just more concerned about the health risks they pose. The twins themselves aren't the healthiest people (Emmet collapses from overwork in his 2-heart event....) and they're a bit out of the norm even among other Pokémon trainers. He's worried for them and they find a mutual annoyance between Harvey's nagging and the twins' stubbornness. Here's their checkup dialogue! Ingo is haunted and Emmet is immune to paralysis due to prolonged exposure. They're fine.
Harvey and Klinklang would be cute though, I haven't considered that!! It fits well since we were thinking that Maru would adore Klinklang too... We were thinking that Maru would be the one to look into getting better Pokemon healthcare in Stardew Valley (with the help of Marnie, since they're essentially animals)... the hospital nerds and Klinklang!
And oh god..... Emmet and Sebastian..... man do I have thoughts on that. Any interaction would definitely be awkward between them and quite possibly end in disaster. I know a few people want to see Emmet and Sebastian together but outside of both of them being the "rude but really just socially inept" type, I think they would clash. Since the twins are on good terms with Maru because she watches over the pokemon for research(/babysitting), Sebastian might be bitter towards them out of association, the twins themselves would feel sorry for Maru for having her brother hate her for no reason of her own. The twins support each other and push each other to be the best they can be, they're inseparable (or at least... shouldn't be separated...) and the thought of their sibling hating them terrifies them. I wouldn't say that they have a healthy relationship since they're a bit dependent on each other, being a two-car train and all.
Ingo would dislike Sebastian for being a bad big brother, and Emmet would dislike him for how ungrateful he is for the people in his life; Emmet's distaste would be stronger though. Along with being terrible to Maru, Sebastian's relationships with his friends would also raise red flags for Emmet (poor guy has trust issues and a low tolerance for that kind of thing). Sam and Abigail both favor Sebastian, but Sebastian has lines about not really seeing Abigail as a friend and thinking that Sam is clingy/annoying to hang out with. Emmet is a little insecure about being the lesser-liked twin and an outcast, he's lonely and while he doesn't bother with faking courtesy like Ingo, he is still verrrry grateful for anyone who isn't deterred by him for whatever reason that may be. Emmet is also a bit clingy with the few people who do win his trust and would probably make Sebastian feel bad for being a bad friend. Emmet and Sebastian are opposites in a conflicting way.
Here's some dialogue made super early on referencing how Sebastian visits the Railroad in his schedules:
Sebastian has a line about how he used to like trains when he was younger too, but it's very distant and angsty, like much of his reflections. He'd probably think of the twins being passionate about their special interest in trains to be a little cringe.... they would think he's cringe for not liking trains as much as them. I feel like they would project a bit and see each other as a reminder of their insecurities so.... they would not be good being together for too long.
Sebastian taking an interest in Durant would be interesting though..... Durant and Excadrill in this mod are drafted to have a henchman and mafia boss dynamic with each other and are always getting into trouble together so maybe he'd enable their shenanigans.
We do have a bit about Jas and Vincent liking Pokemon too! They'd love Archeops since he's basically an extra big and colorful chicken... the kids and Evelyn are the three people who aren't initially deterred by Pokemon, they get used to it for the most part later though.
And LOL love that. Thank you for sharing your thoughts!
#subway to stardew#mail car connecting line#subway to stardew terminal station#Emmet and Sebastian friendship is not happening they're going to be enemies#The chad Emmet vs the virgin Sebastian#doctorsparkle and I both started playing with dating Sebastian in mind but left him for Harvey and Elliott LOL we might be biased#I married Sebastian to see what the hype was all about and divorced him because I hated it lol sorry everyone#I'm sorry Elliott for making a new husband you will always hold a special place in my heart </3#Actually started getting into modding because I wanted to see all of the content in an Elliott mod and started digging around in the files#Shoutout to Elliott for making stardew submas real#If you go after Emmet then he makes it verrrrrry clear that you are his best friend and how important that is to him even after dating btw#I have Many thoughts on Emmet and his relationship/socialization struggles......... this conductor has problems#Excadrill and Durant have thick new york accents#Garbodor and Linus is also a fun one.... Linus doesn't like Garbodor at first but later learns that she's not fighting him for food#She's going for the actual garbage LOL it all works out in the end
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I can physically feel the localizers fighting for their life on this one
#they did their best with the restrictions put on them from the original 2008 localization. they did their best#although i will say maybe this is just because im mixed race but i always thought there was an easy fix#when you have an old americanized localization and u later have to translate a very japanese story#but i feel like thomas yamada wouldnt be too out of place in fictional new york city aspicio#he could even have a japanese name given by his grandfather that he could ramble about the meaning#and jake could be mildly confused and the scene could still work i think. i dunno it think grandchild of japanese immigrants#and/or biracial american would work. although maybe they didnt want to add any implications about#the us's history with Japanese immigrants..... PLUS they were probably on a time crunch#and not being paid enough as most localizers are RIP#but sudhfkaifdjskifjd some of these later cases (i think the ones in ghost in thr dusk are the#last four phone stories released?) really leaned into the japanese setting#these poor localizers...they did their best#edit: wait like a chapter after this two random background characters were introduced with Japanese names#watanabe the one off lawyer and a side character buddhist monk named toko ....#i wonder why they couldnt make mr yancey here japanese american then.....#maybe some localization guidelines from 2008? or something like that
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Holy shit! Clinching a series against the fucking Astros is the absolute best start to baseball season! I would fucking love to see them sweep tomorrow
#Cabrera out there making everyone else look bad jeez#this dude is going places and I love it#and my boy with his first run??? hell yeah!#let’s gooooooo#new york yankees#I’m filled to the brim with excitement I had to keep cobrained bc I was watching on my phone while at a function#but guys this is legitimately the best thing ever#I’m so fucking happy rn
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& 𝐑𝐄. OPEN / @dihstarters
❪ location ➔ utp ❫
THE LIGHT WAKES HER — red behind her closed lids , the slight burn of it making her squeeze them together . one small tear leaks from the corner of her eye before they open , blinking back the blinding light as mismatched orbs adjust to her surroundings ... the nephilim slowly sits up , confusion ( and a small amount of fear ) upon realizing that this is NOT HOME . not her bedroom or the dorm or julian’s room . no ... this is not where she fell asleep at all . perhaps she should be more panicked , but drowsiness submerges her into a dull-like state until she realizes she is not alone . ❛ who’s there ? ❜ her hoarse voice calls out , head turning towards the sound that alerted her to the stranger’s presence .
#𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. ❪ aurora de’ medici ❫#dih.starter#i'm leaving the location open so it can work best with your muse who replies#and because ya'll as so creative and could be funny place#and a sleep walking nephilim could get into... all sorts of places#are they in the woods? in the city? is she in your house? xD#in new york? faerie? ...hell?
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Reader's Digest: 2023's nicest place to live, in America, is Buffalo, NY!
Every NYer I've Talked To So Far: lmao surely that is a joke??
#ny#new york#upstate ny#western ny#out of context shit#dayblogging#lmao#im sure there must be nice parts of buffalo#but ive never seen them lmao??#no offense buffaloers - but best in *the whole usa*??#who bribed readers digest man#idk about now but fifteen years ago i helped deliver phonebooks in buffalo and my god were some of those streets scary#i know its technically wny but i consider everything Not City as upstate#and know plenty of folks hereabouts who think about the same#if i had to give a best place to live id probabky pick somewhere less taxed than ny
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[THIS IS THE BEST DECORATION AT ALL. THEY COME FROM NEW YORK. THERE'S NOT A SPARE PLACE TO PUT ANYTHING. I NEED MORE WALLS. I NEED MORE WALLS.]
#s01e01 classics#guy fieri#guyfieri#diners drive-ins and dives#best decoration#new york#spare place#more walls
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actually New York is doomed to lose that poll because all you brainless fuckers forget that there's an entire state here and not just fucking Manhattan
#the tags for that poll are infuriating like tell me you don't think of us as a state without telling me#yes colorado mountains. okay. tell me more#you can't. new york's got mountains and waterfalls and inverted mountains and the best state park in the country#and lake ontario and two specific rare natural phenomena that don't occur anywhere else#or if they do I think it's only like one other place?? whatever#anyway shut the fuck up about nyc new york is a STATE it's a fucking STATE not a fucking CITY
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https://www.tumblr.com/beatingheart-bride/715448548820484096/theheadlessgroom-beatingheart-bride
@beatingheart-bride
“O-Oh,” Randall nodded as he set down his candle, allowing him to better see her as he grabbed the stool he’d left earlier, sitting on it so that they could see eye-to-eye.
For a moment, he was mesmerized by her eyeshine: He knew some creatures, such as alligators, had them (having seen the shine of a gator’s eyes a couple times in his life); Dorian once told him the scientific term, tapetum lucidum, a funny word he struggled to pronounce when he first saw it, and had long forgotten until he looked at her now, in the dimness of the bathroom. Her eyes had a sort of rose-gold glow to them that was haunting in its presentation (once again reminding him of an alligator lurking just barely on the surface, watching laxly from its place in the water), and yet beautiful in its own right. He felt as if he could look at that shine forever.
Snapping out of his reverie, he remembered himself, and so he stooped to pick up the little bowl; there was plenty in there. Shyly, Randall looked up at Emily, then to the bowl in his hands, and then back to her, asking softly, “D-Do you, u-um...d-do you want me to, um, p-put more o-on?” He repeated the rub action, well aware of how warm his cheeks were as he asked her this, absentmindedly fidgeting with the bowl all the while.
#((oh absolutely! there's still tons of shows that will draw in plenty of customers; both nyc natives and visitors to the big apple))#((but i defidently do think the community will feel its absence; especially after being such a huge part of it for so long!))#((i hope that the crew; in particular the orchestra; will be able to get new gigs with one of the other shows running on broadway))#((because that has to be so stressful; to have that steady gig suddenly go up in a puff of smoke; and i really do wish them the best))#((and hope that they'll be able to get new jobs in the same field!))#((and y'know i admit; i sometimes find myself imagining broadway as just a long string of theaters and art houses))#((like i know it's an actual borough of new york and i'm sure there's lots of residential places/other things there beyond theaters))#((but i find myself imagining it being just a bunch of theaters all crammed together; each one playing a different musical!))#((silly i know; but that's the image that just pops into my head!))#outofhatboxes#beatingheart-bride#V:Part of Your World
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Babygirl, it's not New York, it's your friends. Don't say that New York doesn't have good Mexican food just because your friends are too bougie to take you to a Poblano deli in Sunset Park.
#Newyorkers 🎤
#the best Mexican food in NYC is from the Puebla region#you can find it in Harlem#you can find it in Jackson Heights#and you can find it in Sunset Park#Mexicans are the third largest Latino population in New York right behind Puerto Ricans and Dominicans#and they are mainly Poblano#i love Pedro but his friends probably took him to some Tex-Mex or Cali-Mex place in the LES#or DUMBO#and#like#of course THAT kind of Mexican food is not going to be as good#it's not New York's fault that Pedro doesn't have adventurous foodie friends#I'm not even Mexican#but as a 15-year New Yorker I take offense
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Expert Advice on How to Sell Your Wedding Band in New York
Learn expert tips on how to sell your wedding band in New York for the best price. Explore the best places, online options, and key considerations for a successful sale.
#sell your wedding band in New York#Sell wedding ring for cash#Best place to sell wedding band#Sell diamond wedding ring#How to sell wedding band online
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