#Ben Gordon

[oldshowbiz]

""Mickey Moore and Ben Gordon used to do an act that was reminiscent of Nichols and May," recalls comedy club owner Mark Breslin. "He was the one major Second City guys that they never tapped for SCTV. He was bitter about it for the rest of his life."

Instead he ended up as the story editor on the unwatchable Don Adams sitcom Check It Out.

[binders-and-beanies]

Parkway Drive, 2012 (x)

[parkwayevird]

[tampire]

Married couple knocks some sense into that nerd and his husband joins in

[arcanespillo]

also please tag the person you're thinking about while voting this? it's not useful to the poll i just wanna know.

[frownyalfred]

Listennnnn, I need some Batfleck headcanons, please. Thank you 🫡

This man is too overhated :/ I still think he was an amazing Bruce (and Batman), and I wish we had seen more of him. Dare I say, Jeremy Irons' Alfred is one of my favorite interpretations ever. Loved him in BvS. Specially scenes with him and Bruce.

Started going grey at 32

He and Alfred jog around the Manor property together for exercise

He’s a functional alcoholic but only in between his cases / big missions. Otherwise he’s 100% sober for peak physical performance.

The kind of Batman who beat up criminals for even looking at Robin, much less making a joke about hurting him.

Darker, grittier and more pessimistic even before he lost Robin. He didn’t trust anyone beyond Alfred, and it took years for him to warm up to Robin (Dick or Jason, depends on if you go off Snyder lol)

Every single inch of property and every cent he owns goes to Alfred immediately upon his death. This is an expectation, not a worse case scenario.

Most of his failsafes are a complex series of satellite uploads and then explosives. Soooooo many explosives under that lake.

Sustains on an insane amount of calories per day (see my protein post)

So big/massive that the Bane matchup in this universe was much more balanced (he didn’t get his back broken but absolutely got beaten up)

On that note: breaking his bones doesn’t stop him, it just makes him more angry (this is a man who pulled a knife out of his own rotator cuff to stab someone with)

GCPD doesn’t just fear him because they’re corrupt, they fear his brand (he has a bad habit of branding cops who betray innocents right in the face)

Once spent ten or so days pit fighting in the Narrows for intel and actually won minor fame as a brawler

Alfred has slapped him awake on more than one occasion so that Bruce can help move himself (he weighs too much for Alfred to even try moving)

Alfred never left him or the lake house because he made a promise to Martha that he would always watch over Bruce

Jim Gordon respects and fears him in equal amounts. He watched what happened after Robin’s death and just shook his head.

The acid burn on his shoulder is from the Joker taunting him for being too pretty after unmasking him and threatening to burn his face off.

[dailyflicks]

THEATER CAMP (2023) dir. Molly Gordon, Nick Lieberman

[freshmoviequotes]

Theater Camp (2023)

[olipeaksforever]

albert's whatsapp done by yours truly to celebrate 34 years of twin peaks

[h4unted-d4rling]

I think we all know the answer to this one

[halflifebutawesome]

bwuuuuuuaauu 🟢🟢🟢

[cherubbies]

i wish you roses while you can still smell them 🌹

[binders-and-beanies]

Parkway Drive // Wild Eyes

[parkwayevird]

"Rehearsed and ready for our first show of the year tomorrow.

See you soon Manila! 🇵🇭"

-Parkway Drive 22.03.24

[tampire]

This gifset slaps!

[vinegar-rights]

Uhhhhu wall-e au :3