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âMASTERLIST OF
HAZBIN HOTELâ
(Color sorted)
Edit: I DONT DO REQUESTS OF HAZBIN HOTEL NO MORE.
âSWAG! *sends pic in hospital*â
Hazbin hotel x Jeff the killer! Reader
âI think I killed someone on accident mom/dadâ
How they react to teen! Reader learning how to drive
Hazbin hotel x slenderman! Reader
LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR X READER
Friendship hcs with the hazbin crew
ALBERT/FLAMINGO! READER X HAZBIN GANG
Cat! Reader x Lucifer
Hazbin hotel x elder! Sister of Lucifer Morningstar
Elder! Sister meeting others
Lucifer Morningstar x gn!reader
Younger sister! Reader of Lucifer Morningstar
H.H. Cast react to penguinâs reader mouth
platonic Lucifer Morningstar x gn! Child reader
VEES MEETING MY VERSION OF Y/N
Hazbin hotel x Bendy! Reader
âDad/mom, I got a headacheâ
Dogday!reader
Dogday!reader getting hurt
How they react to you throwing up
HAZBIN HOTEL X MOTH COTL! READER
HAZBIN HOTEL X NOOB READER
HAZBIN HOTEL X RACCOON! READER
Hazbin hotel angels x trailblazer! Reader
Hotel hazbin x Caelus! Reader
âCracked outâ- Alastor x male stoner! Reader
TWIN READERS X HAZBIN HOTEL
Platonic Alastor x gn! Reader
How they react to child gn! Reader being bullied
ST. PATRICKS DAY WITH HAZBIN GANG
HELL/HEAVEN X GARDNER! READER
Hazbin hotel x Ben drowned! reader
âWould you love me if I was a worm?â
JELLYFISH! READER X HAZBIN HOTEL
Hazbin hotel x penguin! Reader pt 1
Hazbin hotel angels x penguin! Reader pt2
RETURN OF PENGUIN IN HELL pt3
COURT FOR PENGUIN/PENGUIN!READER PT4
Where the Penguin! Reader will live: pt.5
Catnap!reader
Enderman! Reader headcannons/imagines ïżŒ
CATNAP! Reader hanging out with the VEES
Enderman! Reader
Hazbin hotel x fem! Catnap reader headcannons
âMOM/DAD LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!â
ENDERMAN! READER GETTING HURT
Angel Dust platonic x gn! Reader
Hazbin hotel x Kirby! Reader
Cute chibi! reader headcannons
How they react to child gn! Reader getting hurt
âMom/dad! I had a nightmare!â
Hazbin Hotel x Wally Darling! Reader
HAZBIN HOTEL X CHIBI! Reader
#masterlist#deadghosy speaksđŠ#deadghosy#crossovers#hazbin#minecraft x hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x enderman! reader#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel x platonic!reader#hazbin hotel x male reader#hazbin hotel lucifer x reader#hazbin hotel imagine#hazbin hotel headcanons#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel adam x reader#hazbin hotel x child reader#hazbin hotel x you#hazbin x you#hazbin alastor#hazbin angel dust#hazbin lucifer#hazbin husk#hazbin charlie#hazbin vox#hazbin vaggie#jeff the killer creepypasta#bendy and the ink machine#enderman minecraft#penguin
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Let's talk about Scream Queens (Season One)!
2015 saw Fox debut Scream Queens, a horror comedy series produced by Ryan Murphy. Yes, the same Ryan Murphy who produced Glee and American Horror Story. Clearly going off of those shows, he's got a thing for scaring his viewers, right?
The Story:
Scream Queens focuses on the residents of the sorority house Kappa Kappa Tau. Kappa Kappa Tau is struggling to keep itself together in the midst of a masked serial killer haunting the campus. Our mysterious villain, the university's mascot, the 'Red Devil', targets the various people there for malevolent reasons.
Throughout the series, we discover more about the Red Devil's origins. All of it ties back to a baby born on a sorority party. Who is the killer, and who has their eyes on vengeance against Kappa Kappa Tau?
The Cast:
The various sorority sisters are a pretty colorful cast when you get down to it. I admit that a lot of them are purely used for comedic effects. Deaf Taylor Swift for example is a pretty obvious death, and she's mostly just there for the jokes.
When you get down to it though, the cast is surprisingly fun enough on its own. The characters also give some strong impressions on what there are. More than that, their actors give some strong performances as well.
Let's run down the list, shall we?
Chanel Oberlin, played by Emma Roberts, is basically the apex predator (Heh, Mean Girls) of the Sorority House. A mean-spirited elitist, Chanel is one of the focal characters outside of Grace. She has other followers behind her, including the deadpan Chanel #3, played by Billie Lourd, and the suck-up Chanel #5, played by Abigail Breslin. In addition, there was Chanel #2, played by Ariana Grande, who was quickly killed off.
Just beneath the Chanels are the various 'Pledges'. Half of them are actual characters, like Zayday Williams (Played by Keke Palmer), Grace Gardner (Played by Skyler Samuels), and Hester Ulrich (Played by Lea Michele). The other half? No, not so much.
The cast doesn't just end with Kappa Kappa Tau, however. The Dickie Dollar Boys are an established fraternity at Wallace University, led by Chad Radwell who is played by Ben Powell. Behind him is Boone, played by Nick Jonas, and Earl Grey, played by Lucien Laviscount.
Outside the university's institutions stands Dean Munsch, played by the iconic Scream Queen Jamie Lee Curtis. She is a consistent antagonist to Chanel Oberlin, and also the catalyst for many of the new pledges' induction into the sorority.
Denise Hemphill is a riot act played by Niecey Nash, and the acting university security guard. Gigi Caldwell is the sorority den mother played by Nasim Padrad, who is stuck with part of her psyche trapped in the 90s. Wesley Gardner, played by Oliver Hudson, is Grace's overprotective father who stays on campus because of the Red Devil. Pete Martinez is the campus barista, an ex of Chanel Oberlin's, and a current boyfriend to Grace Gardner.
The Kills:
Scream Queens fashions itself off of the iconic horror movies of the past. A masked killer stalks a group of scared youths and then chops them up. It's a very basic premise, so it plays with a lot of the more 'obvious' tropes. This is all loving though, so it's nothing to poke fun at.
The Red Devil can get quite brutal when acting his kills. One moment he's using a lawnmower to brutally decapitate a young woman. The next he's just using a chainsaw to slice off a guy's arms. He also uses it to decapitate a guy in an ice cream cone costume.
When I was younger, I was bothered seeing Miss Bean get her face pushed into a fryer. The way that she's still alive, and her fingers are peeling off the burnt skin on her face. It bothered me, and it's one of those kills that's stuck with me ever since.
The experienced horror fans might be one of two categories. A, you will probably be bored by the overall kills, or probably just imagined they were done better elsewhere. OR Category B; you will actually find some of them alright.
Conclusion: Scream Queens is Totes Worth It (If you like the Comedy).
Scream Queens is a series that knows its genre in and out. Overall, I would rate the series pretty well. There is a lot of fun that I got out of watching the series.
Should there be a sequel? It's an important question to ask when it comes to certain TV Shows. Obviously, you would want to be aware of seasonal rot setting in. Some shows are just okay with ending and having the comfort of knowing that they happened.
Scream Queens is a fun series, and I would watch a new revival for it. However, I just find that there is nothing to really 'bring back'. The cast have gone on to do greater things beyond the show. The series is fine as it is, and I'm not sure if a revival would bring in a new audience.
If they somehow find a way to revive the series with good prospects, then I'd be interested. They could potentially rope in an all-new cast, preferably with some older characters as well. Kudos to the writers if they find a way to make Scream Queens work eight years after it's time.
Overall? I hope you enjoyed this bite-sized review! I'll be using something like this format for my TV Show reviews going forward. I'll try and hit up numerous other avenues for discussion.
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Cinematic Comfort: Movies to Lift Your Spirits When You're Feeling Low
Image: AMĂLIE/Proudction House During moments of low spirits, a well-chosen movie can serve as a comforting companion, offering solace, inspiration, and a gentle escape. Here's a curated list of films that have the power to uplift your mood, whisking you away to worlds filled with heartwarming stories, laughter, and moments of profound joy. The Pursuit of Happyness (2006):Based on a true story, "The Pursuit of Happyness" follows Chris Gardner, played by Will Smith, as he navigates homelessness while pursuing a career in stock brokerage. The film's message of resilience and the pursuit of one's dreams is both inspiring and uplifting. The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014):Wes Anderson's whimsical and visually stunning "The Grand Budapest Hotel" is a delightful escape into a fictional world of eccentric characters and charming adventures. The film's vibrant palette and quirky storytelling provide a whimsical respite from reality. Up (2009):Pixar's "Up" is a heartwarming animated tale that follows the unlikely friendship between Carl, an elderly widower, and Russell, a young boy scout. Filled with humor, adventure, and poignant moments, this film reminds us of the transformative power of unexpected friendships. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013):In "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty," Ben Stiller portrays a daydreamer who embarks on a global journey to fulfill his fantasies. The film's stunning visuals and uplifting narrative encourage viewers to embrace adventure and the pursuit of their passions. AmĂ©lie (2001):The whimsical French film "AmĂ©lie" tells the story of a young woman who finds joy in bringing happiness to others through small, magical gestures. The film's charming narrative and enchanting visuals create a world where kindness and imagination reign supreme. La La Land (2016):"La La Land" is a modern musical that weaves a tale of love, dreams, and the pursuit of artistic passions. The film's vibrant musical numbers and poignant storytelling offer a cinematic journey that celebrates the beauty of following one's heart. Good Will Hunting (1997):"Good Will Hunting" explores the transformative power of human connection and self-discovery. The film follows Will Hunting, a janitor at MIT with a hidden genius, as he forms deep connections with those around him. The themes of friendship, love, and personal growth make it a compelling choice for lifting spirits. The Princess Bride (1987):A timeless fairy tale, "The Princess Bride" combines romance, adventure, and humor in a tale of true love. With memorable characters and quotable lines, this film is a whimsical escape that can bring a smile even on the gloomiest days. Eat Pray Love (2010):Based on Elizabeth Gilbert's memoir, "Eat Pray Love" follows Julia Roberts as she embarks on a journey of self-discovery through Italy, India, and Indonesia. The film's exploration of personal growth, cultural experiences, and the pursuit of happiness makes it a comforting watch for introspective moments. Forrest Gump (1994):"Forrest Gump" takes viewers on a journey through decades of American history, seen through the eyes of the endearing and simple-minded Forrest. The film's charm lies in its optimistic and heartfelt storytelling, reminding us of life's unpredictable and beautiful moments. In moments of low spirits, these films offer a cinematic embrace, providing a space for laughter, reflection, and inspiration. Whether through heartfelt stories, enchanting visuals, or soul-stirring music, each movie on this list has the power to lift your spirits and remind you of the beauty that exists both on and off the screen. Read the full article
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Imagine the Demon Purger deciding whether to start with you or Ben.Â
Youâre both so cute. The way you grabbed your boyfriendâs (?) hand in fear was so cute. He hopes youâre a couple. Heâs never had a couple before, consensually or not. Good thing the miscreantâs wearing a mask, in case he met either of you after this...Â
The Demon Purger shook his head, which was enough to send a shiver through your body. Your guy just remained paralyzed. His previous victims never, ever made him feel infatuated. Obviously, neither of you were purgers and... It was better just to get it over with and fuck. What if he used your secretions as lube, before taking your boyfriend?Â
But if I start with her, he realized, Iâm gonna wanna finish inside.
Restrain the guy, make him watch?Â
Iâm going to bang your girl, the Demon Purger decided. Then make you eat her out. Eat my cum. Out of her. Yeah.
#Demon Purger#Ben Gardner#The Purge#imagine#smut#minors do not interact#non con#butt stuff#bon*dage#or*al#cun*nilingus#three*some#three*way#reader insert#horror#villain imagine#The Purge series#The Purge franchise#The Purge TV show#Max Calder#Joel Allen#N*SFW#N*S*F*W#The Purge imagine#Demon Purger imagine#Ben Gardner imagine#Max Calder imagine#Joel Allen imagine#horror imagine
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Does anyone else have nightmares of Bill just showing up unexpectedly in your life?
I have a recurring a dream/nightmare where Iâm teaching a yoga class. Itâs a virtual and in-person class (because thatâs how it is now) and there is some name I donât know signed in. Iâm checking everyone in and then BAM! This mysterious person ends up being Bill Hader and I lose my shit.
I spend the first 10 minutes telling everyone to breath normally and THAT is really just for me. And then Bill leaves himself unmuted and I hear him swearing through the poses and laughing in my ear the whole time.
Fucking nightmare.
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Yes hon do whatever you want its your day â€ïž
#joe mazzello#joe mazello x reader#joe mazzello imagine#john deacon#tim murphy#gardner langway#Queen#queen movie#bohemian rhapsody movie#bohrap#my boyfriend#bohemian rhapsody#gwil lee#gwilym x reader#gwilym lee imagine#ben hardy x you#ben hardy#happy brithday#brian may#roger taylor
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24 hour self reblog!
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#Guy Gardner#and guy gardner#body horror//#self reblog#whats this comic gonna be about then ben#'imagine a kid missing his grandpa soooo much he starts dimension hopping looking for a similar version of his grandpa' and thats what#euclidean Crab universe#euclidean crab
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Who I Write For
Hi! My name is Cooper and I am hoping to be a writer one day so I thought what better way of starting off than by writing about my favorite celebrities and characters? I am in many fandoms but not all, so if you don't happen to see one of your favorite celebrities or characters on my list you can still ask me to write about them and I'll do my best!
American Horror Story:
Tate Langdon
Violet Harmon
Nora Montgomery
Lana Winters
Kit Walker
Sister Mary Eunice McKee
Queenie
Madison Montgomery
Zoe Benson
Cordelia Goode
Misty Day
Kyle Spencer (pre and post death)
Dandy Mott
Tristan Duffy
James Patrick March
Elizabeth/The Countess
Kai Anderson
Winter Anderson
Michael Langdon
Mallory
Brooke Thompson
Xavier Plympton
Montana Duke
Harry Gardner
Slashers/Horror Characters:
Michael Myers
Jason Voorhees
Billy Loomis
Stu Macher
Bubba Sawyer
Vincent Sinclair
Bo Sinclair
Lester Sinclair
Tiffany Valentine
Baby Firefly
Doomhead
Brahms Heelshire
Darry Jenner (Jeepers Creepers)
Norman Bates (Bates Motel)
Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal)
Art the Clown
BTS:
Kim Seokjin
Min Yoongi
Jung Hoseok
Kim Namjoon
Park Jimin
Kim Taehyung
Jeon Jungkook
Jackass:
Johnny Knoxville
Steve-O
Ryan Dunn
Bam Margera
Chris Pontius
Rachel Wolfson
Marvel/Avengers Characters:
Loki Laufeyson
Thor Odinson
Tony Stark
Peter Parker
Natasha Romanoff
Steve Rogers
Sam Wilson
James "Bucky" Barnes
Bruce Banner
Wanda Maximoff
IT (2017 and 2019):
Richie Tozier
Bill Denbrough
Eddie Kaspbrak
Mike Hanlon
Stanley Uris
Ben Hanscom
Beverly Marsh
Patrick Hockstetter
Henry Bowers
Reginald "Belch" Huggins
Victor Criss
What's Eating Gilbert Grape:
Gilbert Grape
Arnie Grape
Harry Potter:
Harry Potter
Ronald Weasley
Hermione Granger
Luna Lovegood
Fred Weasley
George Weasley
Draco Malfoy
It's Always Sunny In Philadeplphia:
Charlie Kelly
Dennis Reynolds
Deandra "Dee" Reynolds
Ronald "Mac" McDonald
The Last Of Us (show):
Joel Miller
Ellie Williams
Wednesday:
Wednesday Addams
Morticia Addams
Xavier Thorpe
Miscellaneous:
Javier Pena
Kevin Khatchadourian
Jay (Jay and Silent bob)
Jareth the Goblin King (The Labyrinth)
Mort Rainey
Victor Van Dort
Tarrant Hightopp/The Mad Hatter (Alice In Wonderland)
Edward Scissorhands
I will not write rape, 18+ content for underage characters, or anything where the character is another species. I will not take requests containing pedophilia, ablism, racism, homophobia, transphobia, sexism, or any other form of bigotry. Comfort imagines for things such as depression, eating disorders, and anxiety are fine as long as you do not want them to be very descriptive and/or explicit. Please make formal requests through my ask as I will not take comments as formal requests. I write for multiple genders but only smut for afab people as that is the anatomy I am most understanding of. I do take "x reader" requests. I can try to write crossovers, though I'm not too experienced with them and I do write for celebrities as well.
Requests are open now so if you do decide to make one, please include the character(s) you want and at least a small description of what you would like the plot to be. Thank you! <3
#american horror story x reader#slashers x reader#bts x reader#jackass x reader#losers club x reader#bowers gang x reader#joel miller x reader#wednesday addams x reader#pedro pascal x reader#american horror story#jackass#the last of us hbo#pedro pascal#joel miller#bts fanfic#fanfiction#imagines#smut#wednesday netflix#joel tlou x reader
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Zannahâs Kylo Ren x Reader Masterlist
Chaptered Fics
All My Stars - A Medieval!Kylo Ren AU*** [Complete]
Beating of My Heart***Â [Complete]
Beautiful Beloved*** - A Titanic AUÂ [Complete]
Each Eye - A Mob Boss!Kylo Ren AU*** [Complete]
Last Straw - A Modern!Kylo Ren Choose Your Own Adventure Story***Â [Complete]Â
The Shape of You -Â SL!Kylo Ren; A Shape of Water AUÂ [WIP]
Biting Dust [WIP]
Beyond Reasonable Doubt - Lawyer!Kylo Ren AU [WIP]
Spellbound - Kylo Ren x OC; Hogwarts Professor AU [WIP]Â
Oneshots, Headcanons & Imagines under the cut!Â
Because I hit the link limit for this masterlist, Iâve split up my fic into various sections. These sections are organized by AU. Â
âCanonâ/Supreme Leader!Kylo Ren MasterlistÂ
Modern Kylo Ren AUs Masterlist (Mob!Kylo, Biker!Kylo, Lawyer!Kylo, & Solo-Triplet!Kylo)
Historical Kylo Ren AUs Masterlist (Medieval!Kylo, Titanic!Kylo, Ancient Emperor!Kylo, Bond Villain!Kylo, Archeologist!Kylo, Vampire Solo Triplets AU)
Miscellaneous Writing:
Oneshots that donât have their own AU section:
Fathoms Below ; Pirate King!Kylo Ren x Mermaid!Reader NSFW
Next Time ; Outlaw!Kylo Ren AU x reader (spoilers for Biting Dust ch3!) NSFW
Highway to Hell - COLLAB! with @safarigirlsp NSFW
Kylo The Malevolent â COLLAB! with @safarigirlsp! NSFW
A New Prometheus - Part 1/2 ; Kylo Ren x Reader
Other writing:
Magician!Kylo Ren AU blurb
Vampire!Kylo Ren AU blurb
Devil!Kylo Ren AU blurb
Hades & Persephone AU blurb
VictorianGardener!Kylo Ren AU blurb
Modern Lawyer!Kylo Ren finger fucking you in his office
Millionare!Kylo AU - Giving him a blowjob while wearing expensive jewelry
General VictorianGardener!Kylo AUÂ HCs
Victorian Gardner!Kylo confessing his love for Maid!Reader
Victorian Magician!Kylo Ren putting on a show with you
Modern!Kylo as a professional chef AU HCs
Modern!Kylo as a CEO HCs
Solo Triplets - Kylo, Matt, and Ben getting into a dumb fight on Thanksgiving
#reader insert#kylo ren x reader#kylo ren/reader#kylo x reader#kylo/reader#my writing#kylo ren#adam driver#adam driver character#kylo ren imagine#kylo ren headcanons#kylo ren fanfiction#kylo ren fanfic#supreme leader kylo ren#kylo ren smut#kylo ren fluff#kylo ren angst
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Masterlist!
Hereâs the masterlist of all my imagines and preferences! Imagines marked as * are smutty imagines! Imagines marked as ` are requests!
IMAGINES
CRIMINAL MINDS the runner ~ aaron hotchner` punishment ~ aaron hotchner`
LUCIFER make you a believer ~ ella lopez silence ~ lucifer morningstar
HEMLOCK GROVE get away ~ roman godfrey (part one) midnight drive ~ roman godfrey (part two)
AMERICAN HORROR STORY freak ~ xavier plympton (part one) protecting you ~ xavier plympton (part two)` a surprise by the lake ~ xavier Plympton` taken care of ~ michael langdon donât worry ~ michael langdon` loopholes ~ michael langdon*` change in plans ~ michael langdon` revenge ~ montana duke
RIVERDALE grief ~ archie andrews the new queen ~ fp jones (part one) seducing the queen ~ fp jones (part two) the list ~ jason blossom something more than just points ~ jason blossomâ no one will hurt you` ~ sweet pea
THE BODYGUARD new assignment ~ david budd (part one) nightmares ~ david budd (part two) the photoshoot ~ david budd (part three) take away and beer ~ david budd (part four) art ~ david budd (part five) threats ~ david budd (part six) getting her things ~ david budd (part seven)
PEAKY BLINDERS not part of the deal ~ thomas shelby private ceremony ~ thomas shelby superstar ~ thomas shelby` too good ~ thomas shelby` canât lose you ~ thomas shelby crossfire ~ john shelby an accidental addition ~ thomas shelby family ~ shelby family the enemyâs sister ~ thomas shelby (part one)` a dangerous love affair ~ alfie solomons a woman leader ~ john shelby disapprove ~ thomas shelby (part two) no oneâs whore ~ thomas shelby* daddyâs girl ~ thomas shelby take a break ~ thomas shelby
THE WITCHER dance partner ~ geralt of rivia (part one) company ~ geralt of rivia (part two)* stay the night ~ geralt of rivia*` some sort of miracle ~ geralt of rivia same problem ~ yennefer of vengerberg my lady ~ geralt of rivia*` imperfections ~ geralt of rivia`
DOCTOR WHO always loved you ~ thirteen
GAME OF THRONES betrothed ~ robb stark (part one) riding alone ~ robb stark (part two)
Z NATION facing it alone ~ 10kâ let me go ~ 10k what are we gonna do? ~ 10k
THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY love and drugs ~ klaus hargreeves the horror~ ben hargreevesâ no one helps but you ~ klaus hargreeves` and they were roommates ~ klaus hargreeves` lock the door ~ ben hargreeves*`
VICTORIOUS a little too good at acting ~ beck oliver faint ~ beck oliver`
THE VAMPIRE DIARIES living dead ~ damon salvatore eternity ~ damon salvatore*`
HANNIBAL are you going to hurt me? ~ hannibal lecter his type ~ hannibal lecter
BARRY what they do in the movies ~ barry berkman
BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY i have no one ~ freddie mercury
K-12 donât send me home ~ leo` jealousy ~ angelita`
BREAKING BAD/EL CAMINO hideaway ~ jesse pinkman* project partner ~ jesse pinkman
DCEU the new intern ~ clark kent rescue mission ~ harley quinn manâs world ~ harley quinn
SCREAM scary movies ~ billy loomis talk me down ~ stu macher`
HARRY POTTER tutor ~ draco malfoy stood up ~ draco malfoy
MCU see you again ~ loki my hero ~ mysterio delivery boy ~ peter parker locked up ~ clint barton`
KINGSMAN not a damn damsel ~ eggsy
A QUIET PLACE keep quiet ~ emmett no time for love ~ emmettâ
MIDSOMMAR get out of here ~ mark` may queen ~ mark` little sister ~ mark*` secret thrills ~ mark*` donât go ~ markâ sacred ~ markâ seven minutes in heaven ~ mark*` friendship necklace ~ mark` it meant nothing ~ mark` awful ~ dani ardor` somethingâs wrong ~ mark` whoops ~ mark` enemies to lovers ~ mark`
1917 not the same ~ will schofield
DIVERGENT recruit ~ eric coulterâ rookie ~ eric coulter (part two) donât belong ~ eric coulter`
8 MILE embarrassed ~ jimmy smith jr.
TWILIGHT soulmates ~ paul lahote`
THE DIRT glorified groupie ~ tommy lee maybe i should ~ tommy lee` be like daddy ~ nikki sixx` normal family christmas ~ nikki sixx`
DIARY OF A WIMPY KID done pretending ~ rodrick heffley the girl next door ~ rodrick heffley`
IT: CHAPTER TWO picking up the kids ~ richie tozier
LES MIS for the revolution ~ enjolras
CHRIS EVANS set ups
BEN HARDY doing him proud
MACHINE GUN KELLY not so bad (part one) remember me` secret meeting (part two) surprise` awkward family dinner (part three) staying the night (part four) out on the town (part five) a very special meeting (part six) feeling used` christmas in cleveland (part seven) lady killer*` weâll be okay (part eight) the one` getting caught* sweet revenge` get off my girl` canât do it anymore seeing it all` hear your voice*` do you love me?` one and only (part nine) photographs` why are you here?` happiest i've been` trying` i believe` welcome home*` killshot (part ten) i think iâm okay` itâs not over (part eleven) mistake` drunk fun (w/yungblud)*` reunited (part two of photograph)` bad girl*` fixed` meeting the family (part twelve) good enough` the question (part thirteen) kissing lessons` the wedding (part fourteen) too rough*` teach me` sneaking you out` red carpet` on beat` what if i canât` role reversal*` massage*` secrets` celebrating*` almost caught` back off*` first time*` trying something new*` missing` not yours` hurting mommy` sweet disaster` loved you first` running linesâ
DANIEL WEBBER nothing happened` misunderstanding` advice` loving father` beach day`
TARON EGERTON take me to the pilot*
RICHARD MADDEN lost`
YUNGBLUD not a rebound (part one) a great team` no hope (au)` cuffed, literally (part two)` sick baby` coming home` kisses` drunk fun*` (w/machine gun kelly) lessons` struggling` father to be` coachella` the songâ front row` love you as you areâ cliche`
HARRY STYLES saved (au part one) always a winner` exploring eroda (au part two) picnic (au part three) awkward
KENDALL SCHMIT just us`
CODY FERN distance`
ANDREW SIWICKI secret first date a regular guy` beautiful to me wear my hoodie`
DAVID DOBRIK only yours science experiment bon appetit`
DYLAN GARDNER surprise date`
JEFF WITTEK busy my oh my! passing the time* in trouble a fun game six feet apart you wonât be able to`
EMINEM surprise performance age gapâ private` chains`
ROOK pretty picture` love on tour` protective` toxic love` why are you like this?â keep it down*` taking care` sick` youâre cute when youâre jealous`*
CILLIAN MURPHY proud`
GEORGE MACKAY medic (au)â
ARIANA GRANDE done with boys
SCOTTY SIRE stuck together
SEBASTIAN STAN the bossâ girl (au)
G-EAZY unimaginable pain` bad reputation` hate*` i do`
CORPSE proposition (part one) caught feelings (part two) actually excited
ZAC EFRON fatherhood`
HENRY CAVILL you deserve better`
AARON TVEIT i thought itâd be happy` a baby next christmas
PREFERENCES
tiktok trends that they participate in with you ~ the vlog squad who walks in on the two of you ~ the umbrella academy
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Dust, Volume 7, Number 11
Walt McClements
Weâre winding down for another year, looking forward to time off for the holidays and seeing friends and family in a semi-normal way. Â Once again itâs dark at 4:30 p.m., and once again, it doesnât matter all that much if youâve got a fire going and some good music playing. Â And so, we take stock of the albums that have caught our ears lately in another Dust. Â Here are garage bands playing jazz standards, Dutch jazz duos evoking night skies, Berbers playing wedding music, a whole album full of ambient accordion music and the final recording from a 101-year-old Creole fiddle maestro, as well as lots of other unexpected stuff. Â This monthâs contributors include Jennifer Kelly, Andrew Forrell, Ian Masters, Bill Meyer, Bryon Hayes, Chris Liberato, Justin Cober-Lake and Jonathan Shaw.
Aeon Station â Observatory (Sub Pop)
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You could definitely get old waiting for another Wrens album. Their second and third albums were famously separated by ten years in the wilderness, and even Meadowlands, the triumphant, long-awaited return is 16 years old now. The photo my husband took of Kevin Whelan tossing his bass in the air on that tour is yellowed and curling at the edges, and Charles Bissell has publicly stated that the Wrens will never record again as a band. Â But at long last we have SOMETHING from former Wren Kevin Whelan, here supported by the rest of the band, that is Greg Whelan on guitar and Jerry McDonald on drums. Aeon Station is almost the Wrens, and if Observatory is missing the wistful ironies and clever observations that made Meadowlands heartbreaking, itâs got the big pop swells and irresistible choruses that made it exhilarating. To hear the steady bass pulse of âFadeâ erupting into giddy overload is to relive the heady days of 2005, when these boys were exhausted but on top of the indie pop game. When the fragile uncertainties of âQueensâ surge into drum-kicking, guitar-destroying exuberance, you can hear the way âHappyâ picked listeners up out of the doldrums and headed for exultation. Sure, youâd maybe like a little more lyrical introspection, and the second half of the record is better than the first, but itâll do for now. Â Who knows? Maybe in another decade or two, there will be more.
Jennifer Kelly
Beach Fossils â The Other Side Of Life: Piano Ballads (Bayonet)
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Beach Fossils front man Dustin Payseur reinterprets some of his indie tracks in jazz trio settings with former drummer Tommy Gardner (piano, sax, and bass) and Henry Kwapis on drums. The results are mixed. On one hand Gardner and Kwapis provide excellent if unstretched backing for Payseurâs croon, on the other the songs remain the same and oneâs response may depend on your attitude to the original material. On its own The Other Side Of Life is a pleasant side trip down an imagined memory lane. Payseur is a decent singer and occasionally acute songwriter and Gardner shines but the leap from lo-fi indie to jazz trio is neither wide enough nor narrow enough to make this more than a well-made curio. Enjoyable but inessential.
Andrew Forell Â
The Black Watch â Here and There (Atom)
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The Black Watchâs John Andrew Frederick steeps his tunes in the psychedelic 1960s, laying a radiant jangle across fuzz-bombed but catchy melody. This 20th album for the last of LAâs Paisleyâs underground is equal parts crunch and drift, with the hard lines of guitar strumming filled in with pastel drifts of vocal harmonies. âThe Real You,â matches the droning sweetness of Ride with the winding, searching guitar soliloquies found in the Bevis Frond or Teenage Fanclub. Yet thereâs also a new element, the lush string arrangements of Ben Eshbach which line the contours of âNow & Then,â with velvety ease. If you like your Nuggets-y guitar racket with a fair bit of craft and melody, this oneâs for you.
Jennifer Kelly
Bremer/McCoy â Natten (Luaka Bop)
Natten (The Night) by Bremer McCoy
A Danish duo of pianist Morten McCoy and bassist Jonathan Bremer makes sparkling, evocative music poised somewhere between jazz, ambient electronics and new age in this nocturnal themed outing. âNattenâ means night in Danish, and its namesake cut glitters with starlight in the piano and electric keyboards, while Bremerâs bass elicits velvety dark skies. âMit Hierteâ (âMy Heartâ) bobs and weaves with pensive syncopation, the startling clarity of keyboards set off a bass that swaggers, but subtly. The earthiness of bass contrasts sharply with synthesized sound washes; thereâs a swing in these tunes, but also a meditative aura. These compositions balance nightclub-dwelling, martini-quaffing suavity with something clear and clean and natural, so that itâs hard to tell if itâs very late at night or very early in the morning.
Jennifer Kelly
Bruno Bavota â For Apartments: Songs & Loops (Temporary Residence Ltd.)
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Italian composer Bruno Bavota is far from alone over the past couple years in finding himself staying home more often. While the notion of âaccomplishing somethingâ with our enforced extra time around the home quickly became both obnoxious and a meme, Bavota is also far from the only one to actually find himself producing work conditioned in some way by the lack of change in environs. The title of For Apartments: Songs & Loops might make it sound like a bit of a grab bag but there are actually two equally impressive but very distinct and demarcated albums here, with the six loops making for just under 40 minutes of synthesizer travelogue that feel a lot less constrained than the term âloopâ might suggest, and the 13 songs sketching out slightly less than 29 minutes of calm, graceful solo piano complete with room tone. Maybe the best moment of the assembled For Apartments is the switch from the sixth loop to the first song, two totally distinct sound worlds briefly bumping up against each other, the heady excursions into (inner or outer) space of the former informing the patient space of the latter and vice versa. Itâs very fine music to be stuck in an apartment with, however eager we might be to test it out in different contexts as well.
Ian MathersÂ
Pedro Carneiro / Pedro Melo Alves â Bad Company (Clean Feed)
Bad Company by Pedro Carneiro | Pedro Melo Alves
Put aside your rock-rooted associations. Bad Company is named after a story by Yasuoka Shotaro which depicted the seductive lure of antisocial cruelty and the corrosive outcome of such flirtations. So, who is the bad influence here? Carneiro, who plays marimba, works mainly in contemporary classical music but maintains a sideline in improvisation. Alves is a drummer whose work in new jazz is often tinged with an awareness of classical form. They would appear to be made for each other, and the recorded evidence from this totally improvised encounter adds evidence to supposition. Alvesâ playing is quick and precise and Carneiro more patient, which conveys a sense of sonic depth and contrasting, complementary motion. Form derives from the differences in tone and velocity; if Portugal ever puts its cultural budget behind this duo, it would be great to witness this music being enacted in acoustically apposite spaces around the world.
Bill Meyer Â
Hocine Chaoui â Ouechesma (Outre National)
Ouechesma (Remastered Version) by Hocine Chaoui
Sometimes music comes at you unhindered by context. Take Ouechesma. If you donât know the Chaoui language, youâre not going to know what Hocine Chaoui is singing, or why his surname matches the names of his ethnicity and language. Knowing that the Chaoui are a Berber community situated in mountainous eastern Algeria wonât really tell you anything about this music, and the sleeve doesnât even tell you when the original cassette edition was issued. But hereâs what you really need to know: it has a good beat, and if you canât dance to it, youâre going to be awfully lonely if you attend one of the weddings where it gets played, because itâs very effective at motivating movement. It is pretty basic; a commanding chant of a vocal that alternates with an effects-dipped flute, and a galloping programmed beat that doesnât waver for the whole song. Basic, and devastatingly effective.
Bill Meyer
Ted Curson â Pop Wine (Souffle Continu)
Pop Wine by Ted Curson
Souffle Continu is relentless in its mission to reissue quality Gallic-related jazz sides, and this time the theme is an American sideman in Paris. Wielding his horn on acclaimed recordings by the likes of Charles Mingus, Cecil Taylor and Archie Shepp, with Pop Wine Ted Curson takes on the lead role; heâs got a trio of talented Frenchmen by his side. George Arvanitas handles the ivories, while Charles Saudrais rides the drumkit and Jacky Samson plays bass. On this 1971 studio recording, the quartet offer up five pieces, effortlessly working their way through a handful of styles ranging from funky fusion all the way to feisty free jazz. Each player is at the top of their game, meaning thereâs no true hero here. Samson goes from laying down a groove on the title track to whipping his bow out for some string sawing on the fiery âL.S.D. Takes a Holiday.â On that latter piece, Arvanitis works his way up and down the keyboard. At times he's swift and supple and at others he demolishes the keys. Curson shows that he can be lyrical, such as on ïżœïżœLonely One,â and he can frolic frantically (âQuartier Latinâ). Saudrais keeps the former piece from being a maudlin affair with his jumpy rhythms, and even lets loose a rollicking solo on the speedy romp âFlip Top.â Pop Wine doesnât necessarily have a pure varietal character, but such stylistic breadth allows for an intoxicating body and bouquet. This heady brew is the perfect tipple for many moods.
Bryon Hayes
Willie Durriseau â Creole House Dance 45 (Nouveau Electric)
Creole House Dance by Willie Durisseau
This exuberant single captures legendary fiddler Willie Durriseau as a spry centenarian, playing in a frictive, squalling, sprightly Creole style that disappeared before World War II. Louis Michot of the Lost Bayou Ramblers captures Durriseau in all his homespun glory, sawing away at zydeco dance tunes and blues rambles that havenât been heard since most of us were born. Near the end of âWillieâs Zydeco,â here embellished with jovial accordion, Michot asks Willie about how he made his first fiddle out of a take-out box. âHowâd you do it?â he says, âBecause I want to make one.â âYouâll just have to watch the film,â says Durriseau, taking that and other secrets with him when he passed shortly after this record was made. Remarkable.
Jennifer Kelly
Wendy Eisenberg â Bent Ring (Dear Life)
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Wendy Eisenberg doesnât want you to look while theyâre writing love songs. âItâs embarrassing enough for meâ they sing, strumming unassumingly along. Periodically, a percussive swipe cuts across the track like a scythe attempting to end Eisenbergâs progress. Other times, a bell tone sounds at a lineâs end, reinforcing a positive thought. Several times, in the middle of the track, the two sounds clash. âLittle Love Songsâ is from the experimental guitaristâs latest solo record, Bent Ring, which is the result of a self-dare: âto write an album of songs that donât use guitar at all.â Instead, they employ a salvaged tenor banjo for a meditative and disarmingly complex collection about their artâs relationship to the world and themself. âWe work very well together. I believe itâs true,â they sing, almost blissfully, during one of the final verses in which the bell chimes alone.
Chris Liberato
Equipment Pointed Ankh â Without Human Permission (Astral Editions/Sophomore Lounge)
Without Human Permission by Equipment Pointed Ankh
Without Human Permission feels like a message in a bottle, only the inkâs a bit smudged, so the communication is far from clear. Is it from the past? The LP has a Ralph Records c. 1978 vibe to it, quirky yet catchy. Is it from far away? The liner notes say these guys are from Louisville, but they drove to Rhode Island to make the recordâŠwho does that? The music is instrumental, but it doesnât fall neatly into a genre, and the line-up of multiple synths, lots of guitars and some drums generates suspicion that this crew thought about who they wanted to play with before they thought about what instruments a band needs to have. And we havenât even gotten to the Terry Rileyâs piano meets your grandmaâs organâs rhythm box jam that melts into a psychedelic clarinet puddle yet. This record was made for those moments when your head needs scratching and your leg needs pulling, and if you donât know what weâre talking about, well, we never said that we did, either, did we?
Bill Meyer
Hard Feelings â Hard Feelings (Domino)
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On the closing track of Hard Feelingsâ debut, Amy Douglas sings âI will bend time where I want it to go,â but she almost doesnât have to; she and Hot Chipâs Joe Goddard have just spent 42 minutes doing pretty much that. Not only can the grooves and Douglasâs indelible performance at the center of Hard Feelings lead to the kind of dancefloor hypnosis where youâre not longer sure if itâs late at night, early in the morning, both, or neither, Goddardâs productions touch on many of the sounds and strengths of house, disco, techno et al, but they do so in a way that feels neither like an unnecessary âupdateâ not just a throwback for the sake of nostalgia. Those tracks alone would make Hard Feelings more than worth a listen, but Douglasâs Alison Moyet-goes-to-the-club vocals and sharp songwriting are more than just incidental to the impact of these songs â the duo has been describing the album as an âopera of sad bangersâ and maybe the best testament to that is the way Hard Feelings can remind the listener that emotional intensity, even melodrama, is definitely not a bad thing when itâs also this (body)moving and this much fun.
Ian MathersÂ
JoĂ«lle LĂ©andre / Pauline Oliveros / George Lewis â Play As You Go (Trost)
Play as you go by JOELLE LEANDRE / GEORGE LEWIS / PAULINE OLIVEROS
In 2014, JoĂ«lle LĂ©andre, Pauline Oliveros and George Lewis convened for one night at the Vs. Interpretation Festival in Prague, Czech Republic. It wasnât really a first encounter; LĂ©andre has decades of working acquaintance with both other musicians, and given the diligent scholarship that Oliveros and Lewis have applied to music, they canât have been unaware of each other. But neither is it a meeting of an ensemble with an established dynamic. Rather, they bring their shared experiences with jazz, classical and free improvisation together on a common ground cleared by a shared commitment to listening and intuitive response. Whether they contribute instruments (double bass, accordion, trombone and computer), voice (LĂ©andre), or electronic processing of collective sounds, they do so in ways that build a cohesive sound environment. The name of the festival seems especially applicable; each musician is all in, present in the moment rather than figuring out how to react to what they just heard.
Bill Meyer
Kiran Leonard â Trespass on Foot (Self-Released)
Trespass on Foot by Kiran Leonard
Trepass on Foot is really two records, the first a sprawling meditation made by the Manchester experimental songwriter all by himself, the second a series of shorter, more song-like collaborations with friends among the UKâs avant-garde. Both are worthy but require a real listening commitment; the two discs comprise nearly two hours of music, and several tracks, especially in the solo portion, are in the ten-plus minute range. âThe Ship,â for instance, swells slowly, with tidal force, beginning in scratchy sampled recordings, guitar strums and ambient hum and reaching a near orchestral climax over its 15-plus minute duration. Loosely shaped and morose, it has some lovely intervals like the off-kilter song verse with slanting guitars, which sounds like a lost bit from Loren Conors, and the blinding beautiful surge of massed guitar and voice near the end. âSights Pastâ is even longer and follows a similar trajectory, building slowly, taking a variety of guises and reaching a nearly unbearable intensity. You donât always know where you are in these compositions or whatâs coming next, but if you allow yourself to wander from room to room, youâll see some gorgeous things.
The second part of Trespass on Foot is somewhat more readily accessible, divided into songs that are more conventional in length and structure. There is solace, too, in the support of other musicians, like the lovely harmonies that Jolliff Seville supplies in âThird Day of February,â or the plaintive clarinet (Margo Munro Kerr), bass clarinet (Hannah Hever) and cello (Francesca Ter-Berg) that thread through found-sampled âUntitled.â âCastellâ turns into a meaty folksong with the addition of drums and a yearning, forthright melody; the violinâthatâs Dan Bridgwood-Hillâand supporting vocals Isabel Thorn give it dizzying density and resonance.
Jennifer Kelly
Mandy, Indiana â ââŠâ (Fire Talk Records)
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The debut EP from Manchester band Mandy, Indiana is a pulverizing explosion of industrial grind courtesy of Scott Fair and Liam Stewart; over this racket, Valentine Caulfield chants and hisses lyrics in her native French. âBottle Episodeâ careens between Stewartâs metallic martial percussion and a defibrillated heartbeat as Caulfield chants with increasing urgency and a flanged guitar chord thrums. The sound is rough, close, full of tension with little release, before it all clanks to a halt. âNike Of Samothraceâ slows the formula and adds what maybe the death throes of a cello and a sheets of controlled feedback, while Caulfield sits to one side commenting on the maelstrom. âAlien 3â is a little more straight ahead but still sounds like SPK or EinstĂŒrzende Neubauten mugging techno in nightclub alley, so pretty damn good.Â
Andrew Forell
Walt McClements â A Hole in the Fence (American Dreams)
A Hole In The Fence by Walt McClements
Walt McClements is not the first musician to make ambient/drone music primarily with an accordion (and in fact he happily acknowledges the influence of Pauline Oliveros among others), but one of the catch-22s of making music with a relatively rare lead instrument is that itâs not youâre often more likely to get closely compared to others using than instrument than (say) someone focusing on guitar or piano is. By any standards though, McClementsâ A Hole in the Fence is more than just another richly textured, emotionally complex, sometimes sonically overwhelming album of accordion music. These 33 minutes sometimes feels more like movements of a single composition, one that takes in McClementsâ theme of the various liminal spaces and secret worlds heâs moved through in his life (various music undergrounds, gay cruising scenes, even train hopping) and creating a work that in turn can evoke the foreboding, peace, hesitance, and joy we find passing through those gateways and finding our places past the literal or metaphorical fences in our way. That combination of love and exploration courses strongly through the sounds and drones of A Hole in the Fence, and the result would be noteworthy whatever instruments McClements used to get there.
Ian Mathers
McKain / Murray / Radichel / Suarez / Weeks â The Running of the Bulls (Radical Documents)
The Running of the Bulls by McKain / Murray / Radichel / Suarez / Weeks
The cassetteâs title signals the attitude if not the content. No bovines were jostled in the making of this music, but the participants do pitch themselves into this free jazz fray with abandon. This quintet convenes improvising musicians from San Francisco, New York and Philadelphia, but the vibe brings to mind certain vintages of sound made in Chicago or Wuppertal. Saxophonists James McKain and Tom Weeks apply an array of techniques, but put them together and they impart the blammo wall-of-reeds sound of Mars Williams + Ken Vandermark + (occasionally) Peter Brötzmann. Drummers Leo Suarez and Kevin Murray have a similar tendency to meld, albeit into mass of discrete textures and densities. Bassist Jared Radichel navigates the shifting masses with aplomb, working hard enough in the lengthy group pieces that one does not begrudge him the option of sitting out when the paired instruments break out for briefer improvisations. Points added for the excellent cover art.
Bill Meyer
M(h)aol â Gender Studies (TULLE)
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M(h)aol isnât fucking around. A five-person post-punk outfit with Irish roots and members in Dublin, London and Bristol, the band thunders and rampages in gender-empowered fury. âWhy donât you study my gender/Tell me Iâm no fun anymore/That I used to be quiet and pretty/And you liked the old me more,â snarls the singer in the title track before revealing, âGuess what, I like the new me more.â The lyrics are uncompromising, but not without humor (âNo one ever talks to usâŠunless they want to fuckâ), and the sound is hard and unyielding, with sawing bursts of rapid-slashed guitar and rickety architectures of snare and kick drum. In an odd bit of symmetry, the mostly female M(h)aol has connections with the all-male Girl (now Gilla) Band; Jamie Hyland is the voice on âHolding Hands with Jamie,â and the two bands share an affinity for noisy breaks and smart, unusual lyrics. However, M(h)aol draws its name not from the other gender but from the legendary Irish female warlord GrĂĄinne Mhaol who faced off Elizabeth I with, supposedly, a dagger in her bodice. Yup, sounds about right. Good stuff.
Jennifer Kelly
Matt Mitchell & Kate Gentile â Snark Horse (Pi Recordings)
Snark Horse [Box Set] by Matt Mitchell & Kate Gentile
Drummer Gentile and pianist/synthesist Mitchell toil in a manner that transcends any of the idiomatic signposts of jazz. Their compositional style conjures up the energy of punk rock and the bleeding edge wizardry of experimental electronic music. The pair push limits and dive headlong into whatever challenge they set for themselves. For this gargantuan six-disc boxed set, the duo set up an experiment, constraining themselves to write compositions of only a single bar in length. They call the resultant body of work Snark Horse, but thereâs nothing cynical about this music. To realize the project, they assembled a ten-person strong Snark Horkestra made up of some of the finest American instrumentalists. Alongside Gentile and Mitchell are Kim Cass on bass, Ben Gerstein on trombone, Jon Irabagon on reeds, Davy Lazar on horns, Mat Maneri on viola, Ava Mendoza on guitar, Matt Nelson on saxophones and Brandon Seabrook on guitar and banjo. The 70 compositions were putty in the Snark Horkestraâs hands, around which Mitchell and Gentile encouraged the crew to improvise. The two composers perform across the entire set of music, with others joining the fray in a variety of permutations across different pieces. There are moments when only one or two of the members jump in, but things get wild when the entire crew goes at it. One of the most immediately noticeable characteristics of these songs, which vary in length substantially, is the rhythmic complexity. Gentileâs drumming style is unique, as she plays around with time signatures and constructs intricate patterns of beats. Add Mitchellâs dextrous piano work and the music becomes a furious beast that just might be the jazz equivalent of math rock. When you thread in the adept contributions of the eight other players, the proceedings heat up quickly and the energy is downright enchanting. Even when the tempo slows to a crawl, the music has an infectious electricity. To add icing to this already elaborate cake, Mitchell has dispersed a series of abstract electronic works of his own devising across the set, which perhaps serve as markers for a listener to return to once their flagging stamina has been replenished. One imagines that listening to over 270 minutes of adventurous sounds in one sitting would test the mettle of even the sturdiest set of eardrums.
Bryon Hayes
Moonlove â May Never Happen (Concentric Circles)
May Never Happen by Moonlove
Moonlove isnât the most motivated band to come out of greater Akron (see: Devo). But then, so little is known about the trio that weâre left only with what they tell us on 1985âs appropriately titled May Never Happen. On twangy jangler, âCast Your Troubles and Dreams Awayâ (riyl: Bonny Doon), Jeff Curtis sings about his ambitions of sitting around and caring less. And when he finds himself behind a âHearse On The Highway,â he doesnât even consider taking to the passing lane. Instead, he downshifts and dwells hard on the absence of time over a charmingly degenerate blues shuffle (think: VU). Beth Erickson takes the wheel on âBlue Skies,â and continues on the same trip. âHe lies in bed all day / wasting hours and hours away,â she sings with the kind of undynamic yet heartfelt lilt that makes you wonder what mightâve happened if theyâd sent their tape K Recordsâ way instead of no oneâs. Luckily, though, almost 40 years after the fact, a copy ended up in the hands of Jed Bindeman, whose Concentric Circles label has built its name on this kind of reissue (read: magical). Climb on in!
Chris Liberato
Jessica Pavone â Lull (Chaikin)
Lull by Jessica Pavone
Some composers write scores that test the physical limits of those who play them. Composer and violist Jessica Pavone does the opposite, considering what feels right to play and using that knowledge to center whatâs asked of each musician. The results, however, are by no means limited; Lull is one of the most inclusive albums Pavone has ever made. It encompasses chamber music and improvisation, shifting between ultra-detailed improvisations featuring drummer Brian Chase and trumpeter Nate Wooley, and boldly colored, intricately layered string passages by an octet that includes Pavone. Ranging between spare turbulence and patiently evolving presence, the music uses changing textures to externalize nameless but palpable emotional states.
Bill Meyer  Â
Fredrik Rasten â Svevning (Insub)
Svevning by FREDRIK RASTEN
In this CDâs liner notes, guitarist Fredrik Rasten explains that the Norwegian word âsvevningâ has two meanings. One applies to the sort of effortless glide that birds achieve when theyâre riding air currents, and the other refers to the beating effect obtained by sounding two sustained notes. Translated into math, the formula is 1 word = cause / effect = 38:15 + 38:55 minutes of hovering tone. Rasten operates in the same sonic galaxy as Cristian Alvear and Taku Sugimoto, which is to say that he explores acoustic phenomena with unemphatic precision. These two pieces employ the same method, which is for Rasten to repeat a figure with very slowly evolving changes on a guitar tuned in just intonation. The effects of plucked notes in proximity, approaching and transforming each other, is gently hypnotic. This could be your next sound meditation.
Bill Meyer
Steph Richards With Joshua White â Zephyr (Relative Pitch)
Zephyr by Steph Richards
Zephyr packs a lot of musical exploration into a small space. The album is divided into three suites, each of which uses an environment as a cue to examine relationships between musician and musician, artist and family, and sound and space. The five-part Sacred Sea uses trumpeter Steph Richardsâ technique of playing with water as a method to ponder her suppositions about her then-unborn daughterâs perception of sound as well as the limits of instrumental capacity; Joshua White uses preparations to similarly transform the sound of his piano. Sequoia and Northern Lights are a bit less literal, but in both sequences, the duo press the limits of their instruments and techniques as they evade expectation.
Bill Meyer  Â
SiP / Prezzano â SiP / Prezzano (Moon Glyph)
SiP/Prezzano by SiP/Prezzano
The existence of this duo will validate your belief in destiny. Conversely, if Jimmy Lacy, who performs as SiP, and Pete Prezzano, who runs the Love All Day Label, had not gotten together, you might look up at the cosmos and ask, why not? They both live in Chicago, and each makes and/or distributes music that uses synthesizers to take the edge off of whatever lifeâs dealing with you. Their collaboration is pretty seamless, and the four tracks on this half hour long tape flow together effortlessly, which means that youâre likely to spend less time figuring out who did what than you are giving in to the temptation to let the mind drift wherever long, oscillating tones and ambling modal melodies might take you.
Bill Meyer
 Snotty Nose Rez Kids â Life After (Distorted Muse / Fontana North)
Life After by Snotty Nose Rez Kids
Indigenous Canadian hip-hop duo Snotty Nose Rez Kids were on a roll when the pandemic hit. As the quarantine era wore on, they kept getting attention (the placement of âBoujee Nativesâ on Resident Alien was perfect) but they struggled with recent and past trauma. Out of the crisis came Life After, the title referring not just to exiting lockdown, but to getting through any sort of hardship. The group still has its warrior side, and Yung Trybez and Young D sound as angry as ever, taking on various forms of oppression while addressing the particular struggles of First Nation peoples. They haven't lost their sense of humor, though. âUncle Ricoâ references Napoleon Dynamite as it looks at both personal hubris and family mythology. âOral tradition / I can barely spell,â makes for a fun moment while capturing the attitude of the album. All of the work, though, serves to work toward something better. Chill track âAfter Darkâ closes the album with its real thesis: âI pray we at peace and not in pieces / And that we break the cycle for my nephews and my nieces.â Right now, we're all in life after disaster; but SNRK brings hope that we're headed toward the light after dark.
Justin Cober-Lake
Mai Sugimoto â Monologue (Asian Improv Records)
monologue by Mai Sugimoto
As titles go, Monologue is an unsparing self-assessment. For what else is a solo concert? But between a pandemic thatâs made it hard for bands to get together, and an upsurge in anti-Asian violence, the timeâs right for Sugimoto to put some points across. Sugimoto recorded this album alone except for an engineer, accompanying her alto sax and flute with some handy percussion. This combination of woodwinds and little instruments suggests that one local legacy on Sugimotoâs mind is the AACMâs. Like Roscoe Mitchell, she gives each idea the space it deserves, neither more nor less, and she feels no need to sugar a pungent attack. The titles assigned to this CDâs 14 tracks evoke vulnerability, spirituality and playfulness. But, compared to her previous recordings with her trio and the collective Hanami, thereâs also a pithy toughness.
Bill Meyer
Tigers & Flies â Among Everything Else (Violette)
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This is the stuff! Or at least at first blush it sounds a heck of a lot like it â the brassy, soul-influenced indie pop that bands like Orange Juice, The Jasmine Minks and The June Brides played, bridging the gap between post-punk and c-86. But unlike their predecessors, Tigers & Flies are only occasionally capable of playing with convincing passion, as they do, for example, on âIn My Skin.â Here, drummer Arvin Johnson bashes his way into the chorus with a fist-pounding-the-table beat and the song unspools momentarily in response, via its bouncy syncopated guitar lines, before folding forward in frustration again. âAre you seeking enjoyment?/ Are you seeking a change?â wonders frontman Arthur Arnold. But his vague gripes also point to the bigger problem here: there isnât much at stake in these songs and the music rarely makes up the difference. Lead single, âHalf,â tries to twist itself into a more musically complex knot that it hopes will hold. âWhen you leave, half of me walks away too. / So donât leave, because I need that half of me that is you,â Arnold sings, while trumpeter Matteo Fernades attempts to recall a leaving lover with a pair of confident bleats. Instead, all he gets is a synchronized, frolicking dance with the rhythm section. The bands theyâre aping began as novices and played with a conviction that canât be faked. On their debut, Tigers & Flies arrive in reverse: theyâve got the sound down, perhaps a little too well, but when it comes to selling the songs' emotion theyâre only, as Arnold puts it, âpretty good at doing fine.â
Chris Liberato Â
Unda Fluxit â Stone Ringing Sorrow (Ever/Never)
Stone Ringing Sorrows by Unda Fluxit
Unda Fluxit makes no attempt to find ease in its jangling, discordant melodies, which reverberate with haunted chaos in the space between experimental folk and noise music. The main creative force behind the band is Huma Aatifi, an Afghan native relocated to Boise, Idaho as a child, and her compositions bristle with jarring dislocation. âChance of the Towelâ clatters noisily with assaultive percussion as Aatifi croons lost lyrics about snow and circumstance, guitar notes crowding behind her like a migraine gathering for attack. â(sunset rain)â is more muted but still full of suffering, a yodeling vocal melody floating uneasily over thunks of hand drums and detuned strums of acoustic guitar. You could make a connection to Christine Carterâs abstracted guitar melodies or even to Karen Daltonâs blasted, desolate folk. Like them Aatifi doesnât care about conventional prettiness. Like them, she achieves a strident kind of beauty in the clash of notes.
Jennifer Kelly
Uranium â Wormboiler (Sentient Ruin Laboratories)
Wormboiler by Uranium
For a power electronics project, Uranium delivers some fairly formed songs on Wormboiler: see âWe Deserve Death,â which sort of has verses and what feels like a refrain. âSort ofâ and âfeels likeâ are necessary qualifiers; the music on Wormboiler, provisionally legible as it may be, is fully tapped into the volatility and ugliness that have always been baselines for power electronics â just check out that record title. Still, interesting as the intermittent suggestions of song form are, Uranium is at its most effective when its chaos and appalling deformity are most grotesque. âHate Thyself for the Callous World Cares Notâ slithers and vibrates and jolts with bad feeling. Like some of the best power electronics, the music feels its way along, flowing and climaxing with weirdly livid energy. Which, as the projectâs name implies, is toxic stuff. Itâs all pretty nihilistic, building toward a final track called âThe Glorious Voidâ that contains samples of symphonic music interpolated with an impossibly distorted horror-movie-Satan voice. The track flirts with goofiness for a bit, but soon it achieves an apotheosis of hostility, obliterating any trace of levity. Schopenhauer would dance to it.
Jonathan Shaw Â
Vaulted â Left in Despair (Self-released)
Left In Despair by Vaulted
The songs on Vaultedâs new LP Left in Despair sound like a bad day in Boston: damp, cold and full of ornery ill intent. That makes some sense: Melville says Americans learned to âsay âNo!â in thunderâ up in Massachusetts. But instead of any gloomy New England-style austerity, Vaulted pour on the aggro hostility with a sort of excessive glee. The Boston band makes chugging, crunching hardcore, redolent with the burly filth of the death metal that sprouted from the trail of slime left in the wake of Suffocationâs Pierced from Within (1995). See especially tracks like âLaceratedâ and âNo Place to Mourn.â But make no mistake: Left in Despair is a hardcore record, at its best when it hits hardest. âMote It Beâ mostly moves with a mid-tempo truculence, doling out overdriven riffs that want to bruise. The downshift that occurs around the songâs third minute has a palpable threat attached to it â itâs that slight pause you make when you approach a dark corner at 3 am in Southie. Hunch your shoulders a little tighter, squint your eyes with a sharper âdonât-fuck-with-meâ look, because who knows whatâs coming. If youâre listening to Vaulted, itâll probably be another thumping, thundering, three-minute hardcore tune. And heads-up, all you freaks for obsolete formats: you can cop a cassette version of Left in Despair from War Fever Recordings, the label run by Vaultedâs bass player Nicholas Wolf.
Jonathan Shaw
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Peter wanted to go home. Heâd been homesick before, heâd been scared before, but never had he been so sure that he was never going to see his home again. This May was nice, and her little apartment was cozy, Peter could easily imagine growing up here, cramped but happy.Â
But the fact was, he didnât. He grew up in a narrow little two story in Forest Hills. His Aunt May was a small, sad eyed woman with grey in her hair but a hug for those who needed it. His Aunt had just gotten her nursing degree and was working night shifts in the hospital. His Aunt was the best Gardner in Queens, loved baking shows and hated cop procedurals because they reminded her of Ben.Â
This wasnât his May. This wasnât his Queens. He wanted to go HOME.Â
Still, he didnât want to be rude, especially when this May had so graciously opened her home to him after heâd gotten stuck. So he smiled instead of sobbing and brought his plate to the sink, nudging May with his hip.Â
âIs there anything I can do to help May? Iâve been told Iâm good at doing dishes.â
@webbedauntâ
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A Pirate, Two Hundred Years Too Late
Pairing: Gardner Langway x reader
Word Count: 4.2k
Warnings: idk itâs really soft, if youâre rowan youâll probably cry, thereâs like.. one? swear word? and references to sex
A/N: Happy birthday, Rowan!!! Youâre the love of my life, and Iâm the luckiest girl in the world to have a best friend and soulmate like you :â)Â
The title is from a Jimmy Buffett song (A Pirate Looks at Forty), I know itâs super long. Iâm just really soft and I love Rowan thatâs all, here we go, lads.
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     You awoke to the sound of silence. Something you definitely werenât used to anymore. Soft morning light peeked through your curtains as you yawned quietly. Stretching, you rubbed your eyes and looked out the window and squinted at the dim sky, realizing it was still extremely early.
     Much too early to be awake.
     If the sun wasnât even up yet, why on earth should you be? You squeezed your eyes shut once more, trying to hold on to those last few moments of sleep, and rolled over to cuddle up with your husband. At least, you tried to.
     Your brow furrowed, eyes still shut, as you tentatively stuck your arm out and felt around the other side of the bed, as if Gardner was somehow hiding under the sheets. Whining quietly, you gave up and opened your eyes. Sure enough, you were alone.Â
     With a small frown, you rolled over again to glance at the clock.
     Five thirty. Christ, what could he be up to?
     You moved onto your back, staring at the ceiling and letting yourself wake up. It was when you finally sat up that you realized you knew exactly where he was.
     Throwing your covers off, you yawned once more and clambered out of bed. You stood for a moment, eyes closed, just listening to the sound of a quiet house. Your kids had been visiting your parents the past few days for a summer visit, and while you were very happy to have a little time to rest, you still found yourself missing them. It had been so long since the house was quiet, empty. You missed their hugs, the way theyâd snuggle up next to you on the couch, and even their shrieks as they played pretend in the backyard. Penny, your five-year-old, had a tendency to rope Ben, who was three, into countless make-believe games that left them both in hysterics. They climbed all over Gardner like he was their personal jungle gym, and you were often roped into a piggyback ride as well. Still, as much as you loved the peace, you certainly loved them more.
     You couldnât complain about the alone time you were getting with Gardner though. You loved your quiet morning cuddles, not worrying about figuring out lunch for everyone, and being able to make as much noise as you wanted whenever you wanted (he always did have a hard time keeping quiet).Â
     You played with the hem of your shirt (well, Gardnerâs shirt, but that was beside the point), as you made your way into the bathroom, and smiled at your tired reflection. Your hair stuck up in every direction, reminding you of your time with Gardner last night, and you waggled your eyebrows at yourself playfully. You did your best to tame your mane before finishing getting ready for the day. After slipping on some shorts, you headed downstairs.Â
     You made your way to the kitchen, grabbing a peach from the fridge and going to wash it. As you ran the fruit under the cool water, you felt a slight pressure against your leg and looked down to find your cat, Tybalt, purring at your feet. You smiled down at him and greeted him sweetly, receiving a happy âmrrap!â in return. He weaved between your legs a few times, his usual morning greeting, and then hopped up on the counter to watch you cut up your breakfast.Â
     As you placed the peach slices in a bowl and subsequently gently pushed Tybaltâs face away from them, you looked out the window above the sink and your suspicions were confirmed. Out in the backyard stood your husband and his brother. Theyâd been at this for days, and while theyâd done a fantastic job, you definitely thought five thirty was a bit much.Â
     Still, you had to smile. Sure, the man never ceased to amaze you, but his devotion to his children was no surprise at all.Â
     You stepped out the back door, breakfast in hand, and breathed in the morning air. The sun was fully up now, the only trace of the sunrise the pink smudges in the clouds. You popped a slice of peach into your mouth as you watched your husband fondly.Â
     Before you stood a pirate ship. Or at least, a large model of one. You and Gardner had wanted to do this for a while now, you certainly had the backyard for it, but youâd been putting it off. Youâd known it was going to be difficult, and you had no idea what the kids would want. You had considered asking them directly, but you could never find the right time. That is, until last week when you were looking online for some new Fourth of July decorations. Somehow, the two of you got very sidetracked, and wound up looking at playsets. You hadnât planned on actually buying one until you saw Gardnerâs face as he pointed to the pirate ship.Â
     Their own boat!!! Like our family one but just for them!!!Â
     You had laughed at his excitement, but his words struck a chord. His boat was his home for so long. Penny and Ben knew that, and they loved going out on the river with their dad, playing pirates and helping him navigate, so you could only imagine how ecstatic theyâd be to have one for themselves. You just knew you had to.
     It wasnât an easy task. Gardner and Calvin had spent the past four days working on it. Theyâd just gotten all the materials and a complicated set of instructions in the mail, so it was basically built from scratch. Also, it wasnât his fault, but your husband wasnât too skilled in the DIY department (putting together the ikea furniture for your first apartment with him was a nightmare), so the first day or so was spent teaching him how to use a power drill. However, after you made it over that hurdle, it was relatively smooth sailing.Â
     You looked on now with a grin as Gardner and Calvin painted their prized creation. The red paint shone bright in the morning sun, and it looked truly gorgeous. Royal and fierce at the same time. The perfect pirate ship.
     âA bit early isnât it?âÂ
     The boys looked up at your shout, Gardner almost dropping his paintbrush in surprise, and you waved. Both waved back, and you began making your way over with a smile. Gardner tossed his brush in the bucket on the patio table heâd dragged to the âconstruction siteâ as you walked over, wiping his hands on his pants to get some of the paint off.
     You greeted him with a sweet kiss when you reached him, murmuring a good morning against his lips and asking how he was.
     He broke the kiss and licked his lips, grinning.
     âMm, peachy.â
     You laughed loudly at that, swatting his chest before offering him a slice that he gladly accepted.Â
     You set your bowl down on the table and snaked your arms around him. He grinned and pulled you closer as you squeezed him tight, having missed your regular morning cuddle. He tucked his face into your neck, breathing you in. You stayed like that for a few minutes, just enjoying being together, but eventually your hands began traveling south and slipped into the back pockets of his paint splattered overalls. Gardner chuckled softly as he realized what was going on but still yelped as you gave him a good squeeze.
     âMm⊠you are quite peachy, arenât you?â
     He giggled breathily at that, but you could hear the blush adorning his face. He nestled further into your shoulder, hiding his pink cheeks, and you shook with a laugh.
     âYou better watch those hands,â he mumbled against your skin, âIâm a married man, you know.â
     âAt least I know youâre faithful.âÂ
     You playfully pulled his hair as you said it, and he pulled back to give you a look that said âdonât start something you canât finish.â You were about to suggest you go inside and continue when a head peeked over the side of the boat.
     You and gardner immediately sprung apart like kids caught getting a bit too handsy, giggling sheepishly. Calvin shook his head with a smile.
     âSo did you come out here to distract my brother, or are you gonna help us paint?â
     You laughed, still bright red, and shrugged.
     âI can multitask.âÂ
     Gardner fondly rolled his eyes as you donned an apron and picked up a paintbrush. You gave him a quick peck on the cheek, making Calvin scoff good naturedly and retreat back to the upper deck. You opened your mouth to ask if you should paint anywhere specific when Calvin shouted from above.
     âYouâve been married for like a decade now and you still act like teenagers!â
     Gardnerâs head fell into his hands, embarrassed, as yours fell back in a loud laugh.
     âWe didnât meet until we were in our twenties! Weâre just making up for lost time!â
     You heard a yeah, yeah from above and stifled a giggle before pulling Gardner close with a smirk, knowing Calvin couldnât see.
     âAnd itâs not my fault youâre so damn delicious,â you whispered, capturing his lips once more. He whined quietly, both out of desperation and out of protest, not wanting to be caught again. Before he could say anything though, you pulled away and smiled brightly. âSo where do you want me, sweet boy?â
     You saw a flash in Gardnerâs eyes at the implications behind your words, but he quickly regained his composure with an exasperated grin and directed you to an unpainted section. He explained which brushes to use and how many coats to put on with his perfect little focused frown that made your heart do somersaults.
     âThe painting is basically all we have left,â he phrased it as a question, like he was just hoping he was correct. âWeâll definitely finish by the time the kids get home tomorrow.â Ever punctual, your husband. And you had to admit, it drove you wild.
     âAye aye, Capân,â you saluted jokingly before getting to work.
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     The time passed quickly, the three of you making fantastic progress together. By the time lunch rolled around, you were nearly finished. All you had left to do was finish painting the upper deck and then decorate the inside. After a quick break for sandwiches and a few drinks, you set back to work, determined to finish.
     The detail work of the cabin took a lot longer than the painting of the hull, as it called for more precision. You knew that it would be easy to paint it all one color, like the outside, but you just couldnât. It had to be perfect. Once you were satisfied, the three of you called it a night. All that was left was putting in some chairs and cushions along with some knickknacks once the paint had dried. Calvin stayed for dinner as well, insisting he had to help you finish the playhouse.
     âYou two canât take ALL the credit! Iâm the one who had to teach Gardner how to use a drill! Plus, I need all the âCool Uncle Pointsâ I can get!â
     Gardner choked on his takeout at that exclamation and stared at his brother, genuinely dumbfounded.
     âCal, you know they think youâre the coolest guy in the world, right? They love you!â
     You watched happily as a blush spread across Calvinâs face at your husbandâs words. He tried to play it cool, but no one could deny the fact that he was glowing.
     âOhhhâŠâ he smiled softly to himself, waving off the compliment slightly, âyou know what I mean. Anyone can be the coolest guy in the world. Iâm gonna be the coolest uncle.â
     He paused briefly as you laughed, endeared, and his smile widened before he added softly,
     âAnd I love them too.â
     After the three of you finished your meals, you checked on the playhouse. Youâd planned on getting it all done tonight, but the paint hadnât fully dried everywhere, so you decided to wait and âfurnishâ the ship tomorrow morning before your parents brought the kids home. Calvin made you promise to call him over help, to which you readily agreed, and he headed home.Â
     You leaned back against your husband as you watched Calvinâs car pull out of your driveway and he instinctively wrapped his arms around you, giving you a gentle squeeze.
     âFeeling okay, honey?â
     You smiled softly, trying not to let your favorite term of endearment affect you too much, and nodded. Turning around in his arms, you hugged him properly.
     âMm, just tired,â you hummed, leaning up to press a sweet kiss to his lips. âAnd paint-stained.â
     He chuckled softly at that and pulled you closer again, tucking his face into your neck.
     âYeah, I could definitely go for a nice shower.â
     A sly smile spread across your face.
     âOh me too⊠but I donât know⊠our water bill was a bit high last month,â you said with a fake frown, âmaybe it would be smart to⊠yâknow, conserve. Shower together.â
     You pulled away to get a good look at the blush you knew had blossomed over your husbandâs face, but the second you made eye contact, you both burst out laughing. Though you were nearly doubled over, you couldnât help but marvel at the way his eyes crinkled at the edges and the way his perfect nose scrunched up in his joy, still awestruck by your love after all these years. You raised up on your tiptoes to press a giggly peck to his nose before quirking an eyebrow as if to say well?
     He turned a deeper shade of red, somehow only now realizing that you were completely serious, but nodded quickly.
     âThat sounds like a uh⊠thatâs a⊠sounds good.â
     You nearly burst out laughing once more at your husbandâs terrible attempt at concealing his excitement, but you settled on grabbing his hand and pulling him to the bathroom.
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     You laid together for a while after your shower (and what it led to), heat still radiating off your bodies. You were on top of him, your face buried in the crook of his neck, having simply collapsed after you both reached your highs. Neither of you spoke, though you knew he wasnât asleep. You could feel his heart in sync with your own from where your chest pressed against his, their beating the only sound in your quiet house.Â
     Lifting your head up, you looked at your husband beneath you. His freckled shoulders, his red hair, sticking out in every direction, his soft cheeks. His eyes fluttered open at your movement, and you smiled gently. Bringing a hand up, you gently moved the still damp hair out of his face, and he sighed at the touch. You brushed your thumb across his cheek and watched him lean into your hand. He nearly melted as you continued your exploration of his features, running the tip of your finger down his lovely nose before pressing a kiss to it. You could feel his soft tummy shaking with laughter under you, and it made your smile widen. He scrunched his nose up before you swiped your thumb across his lower lip and his giggle cut off abruptly. You were about to playfully tug on one of his sweet ears, but your previous touch had struck a chord with him and, before you knew it, his hand was laced in your hair and his lips were on yours.
     You groaned softly into his mouth, your hands cradling his face as he smiled against you.
     âGod, youâre insatiable today, arenât you?â
     He giggled softly, pecking your lips once more.
     âCanât help it, just love you too much.â
     At his words, you giggled softly, just so full of love, as you kissed him again. Your mouths moved in sync, quiet moans escaping you both.
     Eventually pulling away for air, you leaned your forehead against his.Â
     âAnd I love you too.â
     With one more quick, sweet kiss, you rolled off of him with a small grunt, and he whined at the loss of contact. A laugh escaped you as you pulled on another one of his shirts.
     âIâll be right back, sweetheart, Iâve just gotta set the alarm and make sure all the lights are out, okay?â
     You heard a soft groan from the bed, but when you turned to face him, he was smiling sleepily.
     âOkay, but be fast please, I already miss you.â
     Giggling, you made your way back to the bed and kissed right between his eyebrows, murmuring a promise that youâd be back before he knew it, and set off downstairs.
     He waited patiently for you as you moved about downstairs, listening to you sing to yourself. He couldnât help but smile as he heard you have a small conversation with Tybalt. A small giggle escaped him as he heard you reminding your cat to come up to bed when he feels like it, just reminding him to make sure heâs quiet.Â
     After a little while, you made your way back to your husband, turning the lights off in the hallway and slipping into bed behind him. Immediately, he cuddled into you, sighing sweetly at the feeling of being back in your arms. A soft smile graced your features as you pulled him even closer. You kissed the back of his neck, murmuring a soft goodnight, and he pulled one of your hands up to his lips, whispering a goodnight back.
    You had worried that you wouldnât be able to sleep, too excited to see your kids the next day, but holding your husband and feeling his deep breaths against your chest quickly calmed your nerves, and you were out like a light.
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     Thankfully, you were allowed to sleep in the next morning. You both began to stir at about nine thirty, and you thanked your lucky stars that he hadnât woken you before sunrise again.Â
     You laid in bed for a few extra minutes, gazing at each other and talking quietly, but before long, you were up and at âem. You got ready for the day quickly, taking another joint shower, and making breakfast. After a bowl of cereal each, you called Calvin.
     You and Gardner were standing in the backyard, simply looking at your creation, when a clap sounded from behind you.
     âAlright! Letâs DO this!â
     You turned to see Calvin walking over, rubbing his hands together excitedly. Gardner nodded, his endearing look of concentration appearing once more as he followed his brother on deck. You werenât far behind, and as soon as you were up, the work began.Â
     You moved quickly, knowing your parents would be there with the kids around lunchtime. Chairs were placed in the cabin, maps were hung up, and you even set up a little bookshelf like the ones on the Dear Sidewalk that they had commandeered for their picture books in recent years. They had their own little working compasses and a rope that rang a bell up above. A pirateâs paradise.
     It was just as you put down the last cushion that you heard a car door. Your heads snapped up at the noise, and you and Gardner immediately rushed out to the front. Your kids jumped out of the car, running at you full speed the second they saw you, and you and Gardner immediately gathered them up in a huge hug. Their little voices rang out, a jumble of excited shouts, telling you how much they missed you and what they had done with their grandparents. You and Gardner listened intently, nearly tearing up just at having them home again.Â
     After a little, you broke off from the little group hug and made your way to your parents as your kids continued to excitedly cling to their father.
     âWell, it certainly sounds like you had a good time,â you chuckled as you hugged each of them. They laughed, saying yes they absolutely did, and you knew they, as well as Penny and Ben, would be sleeping soundly that night.
     âYou had a nice time too I hope,â your mom smiled, âIâm assuming you enjoyed the quiet?â
     You couldnât help the blush that rose to your cheeks at the thought of all that you and Gardner had gotten up to in the last few days, but you still smiled.
     âOh definitely, it was nice not to worry too much about them for a while, but Iâm certainly still glad theyâre home.â
     You watched with a wide smile as your kids ran circles around their dad, climbing all over him and giggling loudly. He was chuckling as well, lumbering around with them on each of his legs as they screamed in excitement. They certainly took after their father, the sunlight glinting off of their auburn hair and their precious laughter ringing out. He hoisted both of them up, one on each shoulder, and turned to you with bright eyes.
     âShould we tell them?â
     âTell us what?â Penny asked from Gardnerâs right shoulder before you could answer. Her eyes were wide, excited at the prospect of a surprise.
     âTell us what! Tell us what!â Ben bounced on his dadâs left, always following his older sister.Â
     âWhy donât we just show them instead?â
     With a grin, you took your husbandâs hand and began leading them to the backyard, your parents close behind, and stopped just before they could see the playhouse.
     âWell, your dad and I-â
     âAnd Uncle Calvin!âÂ
     You laughed at both the shout that came from around the corner and at the childrenâs expressions as they realized their uncle was waiting to see them.Â
     â-and Uncle Calvin, yes, worked really hard while you were on your big kidsâ trip,â you paused, smiling at their wide eyes, âand we know how much you love going out on the boat, soâŠâ
     At that moment, you gently pulled them around the corner and revealed the pirate ship in all its glory. You didnât really know how they were going to react, but it was better than anything you couldâve hoped for. Aside from when Gardner almost dropped them because of how loud they screamed, but even that was funny after the initial shock.Â
     Penny sprinted over to the ship as soon as she was on the ground, shouting our own pirate ship! over and over as Ben just stood and looked on in awe. Gardner knelt down next to him.
     âYou alright, bud?â
     Ben nodded slightly, mouth hanging open.
     âDaddy?â
     âYeah, love?â
     He looked up at his dad.
     âDo we get to keep it?â
     Gardner stifled his laugh, not wanting to embarrass him at all, and nodded excitedly.
     âOf course you do! We built it for you!â
     Ben looked at him, shocked, for one second more before running off after his sister.Â
     Gardner stood, grunting softly, and made his way back over to you. You leaned against him with a smile.
     âDad noises.â
     He chuckled, pressing a kiss to the top of your head.
     âFitting.â
     You laughed, taking his hand, and watched as your kids dragged their uncle and both grandparents aboard, showing them around. You noticed they had started calling Calvin âfirst mate,â instructing him to raise the sails and mop the deck, and all sorts of pirate-y things. He was very quick to accept his new title, playing along and doing his âchores,â looking back at the two of you with a huge smile.
     As they began their game, you turned around, putting your hands on Gardnerâs hips, and pulled him into a kiss. His hands immediately moved up to cradle your face, and you smiled against him. You leaned your forehead against his and squeezed his hips gently.
     âI think we did good.â
     You felt his good-natured scoff rather than heard it as he kissed you again, murmuring âYeah, I think youâre right.â
     His arms wrapped around you, and he moved to deepen the kiss, but a shout broke you apart.
     âPirates donât kiss!â
     You looked up, startled, to find Penny leaning over the shipâs railing, looking both embarrassed and slightly grossed out.Â
     Her expression paired with her words and distressed tone made you double over in laughter, you just couldnât help it. She put her little hands on her hips and stared at you, brow furrowed, as you leaned in and kissed Gardner again, yelling back, âThese pirates sure do!â
     You heard her sigh exaggeratedly, followed by her telling you that she needed you on deck immediately, they were about to shove off, her favorite phrase of her dadâs.
     You looked at your husband, smiling softly, glad to have your little family back together. He kissed your nose, and you laughed before motioning toward the ship.
     âWhat say we weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen?â
     He sighed sweetly, looking at you in lovestruck awe, like he was seeing you for the first time all over again.Â
     âYâknow, Iâd marry you again if I could.â
     You kissed his cheek once more, a pleased grin on your face, and pulled him toward the ship.
     âCome on, dork.â
     He took your hand, smiling.
    âAye aye, Mrs. Langway.â
#holy shit i'm nervous about this#rowan im sorry this took so long i love you#you're an angel#gardner langway x reader#dear sidewalk#joe mazzello#My writing#gardner langway imagine#gardner langway#joe mazzello x reader#joe mazzello imagine#here's hoping this is good
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Ten student architecture projects from the University of Westminster
A project that examines restoring damaged peatlands in Scotland and another that addresses the housing needs of income poor young people in Beijing are included in Dezeen's latest school show by students at the University of Westminster.
It also includes a mycelium product factory where a repurposed prison provides ideal conditions for growing sustainable products and a redesigned climbing wall highlighting the connection between sport and the natural world.
University of Westminster
School:Â University of Westminster, School of Architecture + Cities Course: Architecture BA (Hons), Architecture and Environmental Design BSc (Hons), Interior Architecture BA (Hons), Architectural Technology BSc (Hons), Designing Cities BA (Hons), Master of Architecture (MArch) (RIBA pt II) Tutors:Â Constance Lau, Stephen Harty John Zhang, David Porter, Paolo Cascone, Panagiota Adileniduo, Ro Spankie, Diony Kypraiou, Allan Sylvester, Ana Araujo, Tabatha Mills, Adam Thwaites, David Mathewson, Elisa Engel, Kester Rattenbury, Sean Griffiths, Anthony Boulanger, Stuart Piercy, Callum Perry John Cook, Laura Nica and Ben Pollock
School statement:
"The School of Architecture and Cities offers a wide range of undergraduate and postgraduate courses as well as research degrees a few moments from Baker Street. Here, students can enjoy state-of-the-art facilities, including the extensive Fabrication Laboratory and dedicated open-plan design studios.
"Open 2021 is a rolling programme of events being created by the school's staff and students, which reflect the varied design approaches of the School of Architecture and Cities and their place at the heart of London.
"It will feature 750 student projects, drawing on the vast body of developmental and finished work imagined and realised over the course of the last academic year. The show will transform student work into digital assets, creating an extraordinary display of new architecture and a compelling visitor experience. The show opens on 17 June until 30 September."
The Bioengineering Experimental School of Architecture: Designing for the Prevention of Fires by Momchil Petrinski
"In this project, the notion of 'fire' from the laboratory experiments serves multiple purposes, from the 'gallery' for public knowledge, heat distribution to the surrounding buildings and the cultivation of the green spaces.
"The dense urban site of Little Britain and proposed Tower is approached as a Borgesian labyrinth where the ever-green public gardens extend across the horizontal and vertical landscapes, and resting places for the homeless community are embedded within the public realm."
Student: Momchil Petrinski Course: Architecture BA (Hons) Tutors: Constance Lau and Stephen Harty Email: [email protected]
Ideal Landscape from Luo Shen Fu Tu by Yunuo Zheng
"The proposal is a spatial narrative telling the ancient Chinese story of the painting Luo Shen Fu Tu created by the famous Eastern Jin painter Gu Kaizhi based on the plot of Cao Chi's work Luo Shen Fu.
"This is not just a love story â it is a story of frustration and anger caused by feudalism when people could only express thoughts and feelings through landscapes and myths. It is these landscapes and myths that give the form to an immersive exhibition situated in London."
Student: Yunuo Zheng Course: Â Interior Architecture BA (Hons) Tutors: Ro Spankie, Diony Kypraiou, Allan Sylvester, Ana Araujo Email: [email protected]
Intercultural communal living as a catalyst for refugee integration by Anne-Flore Smits
"Nature avoids monocultures and lives in diversity to feed its system. The harmonious living between living forms is known as symbiosis. Through intercultural communal living, symbiosis is regenerated, where the forgotten lives of refugees can integrate back into society.
"With local and foreign amalgamation, the most vulnerable group in society can write their futures. The design of social-communal connectivity incorporates multi-use courtyards, creating a unique spatial arrangement within the male and female quarter and central community compound.
"A common roof with various environmental qualities ensures the proposed and established buildings receive minimal solar radiation, that is experienced in its extreme within Cameroon's Far North capital of Maroua."
Student: Anne-Flore Smits Course:Â Architecture and Environmental Design BSc (Hons) Tutors: Paolo Cascone and Panagiota Adileniduo Email: [email protected]
 Ark for an Ant Tribe by Yuen-Wah Williams
"This project addresses the acute housing needs of well educated but income poor young people who come to Beijing to seek their future â affectionately known as the 'Ant Tribe' in China.
"The project is a co-living mega-block with floating courtyards, rooftop running tracks, and community programmes open to the broader neighbourhood at the ground level. The novel tectonics draws inspiration from traditional low-rises, high-density Hutong courtyards and local experiments in soviet-era social condensers.
"The generous and intensely social outdoor spaces become rooms in themselves, responds to the changing patterns of life in a pandemic."
Student: Yuen-Wah Williams Course: Architecture BA (Hons) Tutors: John Zhang and David Porter Email:Â [email protected]
Climb Air Theatre by Zhiqing He
"The conditions of isolation and lack of physical interaction due to the pandemic gave birth to this project with the aim of evoking memories of intimate communication stemming from the past. Inspired by The Phantom of the Opera, London's historic musical production (forced to close during the lockdown), Â the proposal suggests an open interactive theatre, situated at St Dustan park in London.
"The audience gets invited to follow actors through the theatre's three main theatre stages and participate in distinct moments of the play while re-connecting them to each other through this musical, theatrical and spatial journey."
Student:Â Zhiqing He Course:Â Interior Architecture BA (Hons) Tutors: Ro Spankie, Diony Kypraiou, Allan Sylvester, Ana Araujo Email: [email protected]
The Arch Climbing Wall by Tom McGinnity
"The Arch Climbing Wall is located in Bermondsey, London. The redeveloped climbing centre uses all the existing building while also developing a new building adjacent to the existing one. The design aims to highlight the connection between climbing and nature.
"New climbing walls were positioned in the existing building to create an environment of valleys and mountains. The new building acts as the final challenge, with climbers able to scale the exterior of the building and the tall structure within. The new building is open-air with large use of open mesh, allowing climbers to connect with nature."
Student: Tom McGinnity Course: Architectural Technology BSc (Hons) Tutors: Tabatha Mills and Adam Thwaites Email: [email protected]
Old Kent Road: A New Precedent for Mixing Leisure, Manufacturing and Housing by Daniel Sefton
"By combining industrial, residential, and leisure spaces using innovative changes of level, land-use pressures in the inner city could be significantly alleviated.
"An undulating raised park set against the side of an existing recycling centre creates a pocket of urban rurality. Pavilions break through the park's surface for exhibition and retail space, with micro-manufacturing occurring on the submerged ground floor.
"HGV access to ground floors occurs through a road network beneath the park. The park removes both social and physical barriers that industrial land creates through controlled, increased public proximity to manufacturing and community-connecting active transport routes."
Student: Daniel Sefton Course: Designing Cities BA (Hons) Tutors: David Mathewson and Elisa Engel Email: [email protected]
The Mycology Institute by Gemma Mohajer
"The Mycology Institute re-purposes existing buildings at Wormwood Scrubs Prison. Former cells provide ideal conditions for growing mushrooms, used to make sustainable products. The project extends one of the cell blocks creating a mycelium product factory.
"It forms a route to the scrubs and a public square created by demolishing the prison wall. The building is constructed using sustainable products, including rope elements, developed from chance operations. These are used as part of the roof structure and as a screen that shades the building and takes rainwater off the roof. Columns and floors reuse the 916,000 prison wall bricks."
Student: Gemma Mohajer Course: Master of Architecture (MArch) (RIBA pt II) Tutors: Kester Rattenbury and Sean Griffiths Email: [email protected]
The Rotherhithe Cooperative Press by Rebecca Gardner
"Newspapers are dying, and with them, an integral part of London's civic life and tacit skillset is at risk of extinction. The Rotherhithe Cooperative Press reinvents newspaper production, turning away from mass media favouring temporal print that focuses on specific events and protests.
"Through exploiting the natural diurnal cycle of the printing industry and the Thames, the scheme acts as a production framework and distribution network for marginalised media outlets at night whilst a community print-work mobilises the community to engage in protest during the day."
Student: Rebecca Gardner Course: Master of Architecture (MArch) (RIBA pt II) Tutors: Anthony Boulanger, Stuart Piercy and Callum Perry Email: [email protected]
Peat Observation: Carbon Cycles through Plant Matter by Seni Agunpopo
"The project looks at preserving and accelerating the restoration of damaged peatlands in Scotland â one of the world's most effective carbon store/sinks.
"This project uses a wider parametric masterplan strategy of landscape probes and responsive blanket systems to alter and control the conditions of soil moisture, temperature and humidity, as well as the deployable modular research units that support the ongoing scheme."
Student: Seni Agunpopo Course: Master of Architecture (MArch) (RIBA pt II) Tutors: John Cook, Laura Nica and Ben Pollock Email: [email protected]
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Joe-nak segĂtsĂ©get kell szereznie a többi kĂ©pzĂ©sben rĂ©szt vevĆ lĂ©lektĆl, pĂ©ldĂĄul 22-tĆl, egy lĂ©lektĆl, aki örök idĆket töltött a Te szeminĂĄriumon, hogy visszatĂ©rjen a Földre. felszabadĂtott: 2020â12â25 Runtime: 102 percek MƱfaj: AnimĂĄciĂłs, VĂgjĂĄtĂ©k, Kaland, CsalĂĄdi, Zenei, Fantasy Csillag: Jamie Foxx, Tina Fey, Ahmir-Khalib Thompson, Phylicia RashÄd, Daveed Diggs RendezĆ: Trent Reznor, Bobby Podesta, Steve Pilcher, Pete Docter, Pete Docter Kulcsszavak : Lelki ismeretek elĆzetes magyarul, Lelki ismeretek ingyen letöltĂ©s, Lelki ismeretek netmozi, Lelki ismeretek magyar premier, Lelki ismeretek film online, Lelki ismeretek teljes film, Lelki ismeretek teljes film videa, Lelki ismeretek indavideo, Lelki ismeretek magyarul online, Lelki ismeretek teljes film magyarul indavideo, Lelki ismeretek online filmek ingyen Lelki ismeretek online 2020 filmek magyarul Lelki ismeretek filmek magyarul Lelki ismeretek online videa 720p 1080p Lelki ismeretek film letöltĂ©s Lelki ismeretek 2020 teljes filmek magyarul videa Lelki ismeretek online sorozatok Lelki ismeretek ingyen filmek Lelki ismeretek 2020 film letöltĂ©s ingyen Lelki ismeretek filmek online magyarul Lelki ismeretek magyar filmek online Image for post Its somewhat ironic that a movie about time travel canât be reviewed properly until your future self rewatches the movie. Itâs bold of Nolan to make such a thoroughly dense blockbuster. He assumes people will actually want to see ~Lelki ismeretek more than once so they can understand it properly, which some may not. This movie makes the chronology of Inception look as simplistic as tic-tac-toe. Ergo, itâs hard for me to give an accurate rating, without having seen it twice, as Iâm still trying to figure out whether everything does indeed make sense. If it does, this movie is easily a 9 or 10. If it doesnât, itâs a 6. Itâs further not helped by the fact that the dialogue in the first 15 minutes of the movie is painfully hard to understand / hear. Either they were behind masks; they were practically mumbling; the sound effects were too loud; or all of the above. The exposition scenes are also waayyy too brief for something this complex â a problem also shared with Interstellar actually. (Interstellar had this minimalist exposition problem explaining Blight, where if you werenât careful, youâd miss this one sentence / scene in the entire movie explaining that Blight was a viral bacteria: âEarthâs atmosphere is 80% nitrogen, we donât even breathe nitrogen. Blight does, and as it thrives, our air gets less and less oxygenâ). I guess itâs a Nolan quirk. Hopefully, a revision of the film audio sorts the sound mixing out. I do like the soundtrack, but itâs too loud initially. I liked all the actors. You think John Washington canât act at first, but he can, and he grows on you as the film progresses. And Pattinson is his usual charming self. Elizabeth is a surprise treat. And so on. Its worth a watch either way. See it with subtitles if you can. And definitely donât expect to fully understand whats going on the first time around. Its one hell of a complicated film. It will be very hard for an average viewer to gather all the information provided by this movie at the first watch. But the more you watch it, more hidden elements will come to light. And when you are able to put these hidden elements together. You will realize that this movie is just a âmasterpieceâ which takes the legacy of Christopher Nolan Forward If I talk about acting, Then I have to say that Robert Pattinson has really proved himself as a very good actor in these recent years. And I am sure his acting skills will increase with time. His performance is charming and very smooth. Whenever he is on the camera, he steals the focus John David Washington is also fantastic in this movie. His performance is electrifying, I hope to see more from him in the future. Other characters such as Kenneth Branagh, Elizabeth, Himesh Patel, Dimple Kapadia, ClĂ©mence PoĂ©sy have also done quite well. And I dont think there is a need to talk about Michael Caine Talking about Music, its awesome. I dont think you will miss Hans Zimmerâs score. Ludwig has done a sufficient job. There is no lack of good score in the movie Gotta love the editing and post production which has been put into this movie. I think its fair to say this Nolan film has focused more in its post production. The main problem in the movie is the sound mixing. Plot is already complex and some dialogues are very soft due to the high music score. It makes it harder to realize what is going on in the movie. Other Nolan movies had loud BGM too. But Audio and dialogues werenât a problem My humble request to everyone is to please let the movie sink in your thoughts. Let your mind grasp all the elements of this movie. I am sure more people will find it better. Even those who think they got the plot. I can bet they are wrong. ~Lelki ismeretek is the long awaited new movie from Christopher Nolan. The movie thatâs set to reboot the multiplexes post-Covid. Itâs a manic, extremely loud, extremely baffling sci-fi cum spy rollercoaster that will please a lot of Nolan fan-boys but which left me with very mixed views. John David Washington (Denzelâs lad) plays âThe Protagonistâ â a crack-CIA field operative who is an unstoppable one-man army in the style of Hobbs or Shaw. Recruited into an even more shadowy organisation, heâs on the trail of an international arms dealer, Andrei Sator (Kenneth Branagh in full villain mode). Sator is bullying his estranged wife Kat (Elizabeth Debicki) over custody of their son (and the film unusually has a BBFC warning about âDomestic Abuseâ). Our hero jets the world to try to prevent a very particular kind of Armageddon while also keeping the vulnerable and attractive Kat alive. This is cinema at its biggest and boldest. Nolan has taken a cinema âsplurgeâ gun, filled it with money, set it on rapid fire, removed the safety and let rip at the screen. Given that Nolan is famous for doing all of his âeffectsâ for real and âin cameraâ, some of what you see performed is almost unbelievable. You thought crashing a train through rush-hour traffic in âInceptionâ was crazy? You ainât seen nothing yet with the airport scene! And for lovers of Chinooks (I must admit I am one and rush out of the house to see one if I hear it coming!) there is positively Chinook-p*rn on offer in the filmâs ridiculously huge finale. The âinversionâ aspects of the story also lends itself to some fight scenes â one in particular in an airport âfreeportâ â which are both bizarre to watch and, I imagine, technically extremely challenging to pull off. In this regard John David Washington is an acrobatic and talented stunt performer in his own right, and must have trained for months for this role. Nolanâs crew also certainly racked up their air miles pre-lockdown, since the locations range far and wide across the world. The locations encompassed Denmark, Estonia, India, Italy, Norway, the United Kingdom, and United States. Hoyte Van Hoytemaâs cinematography is lush in introducing these, especially the beautiful Italian coast scenes. Although I did miss the David Arnold strings that would typically introduce these in a Bond movie: it felt like that was missing. The âtimey-wimeyâ aspects of the plot are also intriguing and very cleverly done. There are numerous points at which you think âOh, thatâs a sloppy continuity errorâ or âShame the production design team missed that cracked wing mirrorâ. Then later in the movie, you get at least a dozen âAha!â moments. Some of them (no spoilers) are jaw-droppingly spectacular. Perhaps the best twist is hidden in the final line of the movie. I only processed it on the way home. And so to the first of my significant gripes with ~Lelki ismeretek. The sound mix in the movie is all over the place. Iâd go stronger than that⊠itâs truly awful (expletive deleted)! Nolan often implements Shakespeareâs trick of having characters in the play provide exposition of the plot to aid comprehension. But unfortunately, all of this exposition dialogue was largely incomprehensible. This was due to: the ear-splitting volume of the sound: 2020 movie audiences are going to be suffering from â~Lelki ismeretekisâ! (LOL); the dialogue is poorly mixed with the thumping music by Ludwig Göransson (Wot? No Hans Zimmer?); a large proportion of the dialogue was through masks of varying description (#covid-appropriate). Aaron Taylor-Johnson was particularly unintelligible to my ears. Overall, watching this with subtitles at a special showing might be advisable! OK, so I only have a PhD in Physics⊠but at times I was completely lost as to the intricacies of the plot. It made âInceptionâ look like âThe Tiger Who Came to Teaâ. There was an obvious âMcGuffinâ in âInceptionâ â â (âThese âdream levelsâ⊠how exactly are they architected??ââŠ. âDonât worry⊠theyâll never noticeâ. And we didnât!) In â~Lelki ismeretekâ there are McGuffins nested in McGuffins. So much of this is casually waved away as âfuture stuff⊠youâre not qualifiedâ that it feels vaguely condescending to the audience. At one point Sator says to Kat âYou donât know whatâs going on, do you?â and she shakes her head blankly. Weâre right with you there luv! There are also gaps in the storyline that jar. The word â~Lelki ismeretekâ? What does it mean. Is it just a password? Iâm none the wiser. The manic pace of ~Lelki ismeretek and the constant din means that the movie gallops along like a series of disconnected (albeit brilliant) action set pieces. For me, it has none of the emotional heart of the Cobbâs marriage problems from âInceptionâ or the father/daughter separation of âInterstellarâ. In fact, you barely care for anyone in the movie, perhaps with the exception of Kat. Itâs a talented cast. As mentioned above, John David Washington is muscular and athletic in the role. Itâs a big load for the actor to carry in such a tent-pole movie, given his only significant starring role before was in the excellent BlacKkKlansman. But he carries it off well. A worthy successor to Gerard Butler and Jason Statham for action roles in the next 10 years. This is also a great performance by Robert Pattinson, in his most high-profile film in a long time, playing the vaguely alcoholic and CarrĂ©-esque support guy. Pattinsonâs Potter co-star Clemence PoĂ©sy also pops up â rather more un-glam that usual â as the scientist plot-expositor early in the movie. Nolanâs regular Michael Caine also pops up. although the 87-year old legend is starting to show his age: His speech was obviously affected at the time of filming (though nice try Mr Nolan in trying to disguise that with a mouth full of food!). But in my book, any amount of Caine in a movie is a plus. He also gets to deliver the best killer line in the film about snobbery! However, itâs Kenneth Branagh and Elizabeth Debicki that really stand out. They were both fabulous, especially when they were bouncing off each other in their marital battle royale. So, given this was my most anticipated movie of the year, itâs a bit of a curateâs egg for me. A mixture of being awe-struck at times and slightly disappointed at others. Itâs a movie which needs a second watch, so Iâm heading back today to give my ear drums another bashing! And this is one where I reserve the right to revisit my rating after that second watch⊠itâs not likely to go down⊠but it might go up. (For the full graphical review, check out One Mannâs Movies on tâinterweb and Facebook. Thanks.) As this will be non-spoiler, I canât say too much about the story. However, what I can is this: ~Lelki ismeretekâs story is quite dynamic in the sense that you wonât understand it till it wants you to. So, for the first half, your brain is fighting for hints and pieces to puzzle together the story. It isnât until halfway through the movie that ~Lelki ismeretek invites you to the fantastic storytelling by Christopher Nolan. Acting is beyond phenomenal, and Iâd be genuinely surprised if neither Robert Pattinson nor John David Washington doesnât receive an Oscar nomination for best actor. Itâs also hard not to mention how good Elizabeth Debicki and Aaron Johnson both are. All around, great acting, and the dialogue amps up the quality of the movie. The idea of this movie is damn fascinating, and while there are films that explore time-travelling, thereâs never been anything quite like this. It has such a beautiful charm and for the most part, explains everything thoroughly. It feels so much more complex than any form of time-travelling weâve seen, and no less couldâve been expected from Nolan. Oh my lord, the score for this film fits so perfectly. Every scene thatâs meant to feel intense was amped by a hundred because of how good the score was. Let me just say though, none of them will be found iconic, but they fit the story and scenes so well. In the end, I walked out, feeling very satisfied. Nevertheless, I do have issues with the film that I cannot really express without spoiling bits of the story. There are definitely little inconsistencies that I found myself uncovering as the story progressed. However, I only had one issue that I found impacted my enjoyment. That issue was understanding some of the dialogue. No, not in the sense that the movie is too complicated, but more that it was hard to make out was being said at times. It felt like the movie required subtitles, but that probably was because, at a time in the film, there was far too much exposition. Nevertheless, I loved this film, Iâll be watching it at least two more times, and I think most of you in this group will enjoy it. I definitely suggest watching it in theatres if possible, just so you can get that excitement. (4/5) & (8.5/10) for those that care about number scores. At first, I want to ask Christopher Nolan one question, HOW THE HELL YOU DID THIS? Seriously I want to have an answer, How did he write such as this masterpiece! How did he get this complicated, fabulous and creative idea? What is going on in his mind? The story is written and directed perfectly, the narration style was absolutely unique. I have no idea how can anyone direct such as this story, that was a huge challenge, and as usual Nolan gave us a masterpiece that weâll put beside (Memento), (Inception) and (Interstellar) The movie is so fast-paced in a good way, there was no boring moment. The chemistry between John David Washington and Robert Pattinson was great and funny and both of their performance was really good. Elizabeth Debicki performance was the best in the movie because she had the chance to show her acting abilities and she cached up that chance and showed us an A level acting. The music wasnât unique and distinct as the music of Interstellar for example and I think this movie needed the touch of Hans Zimmer, Iâm not saying that Ludwig Göransson failed but Hans Zimmer in another level. If there was something Iâd say that I didnât like it in the movie would it be that Nolan discarded any set up or characters backgrounds except Elizabeth Debicki dramatic story but it wasnât that bad for me, I didnât care about that, the exciting story didnât give me the chance to focus on it. But the actual problem was the third act, it was really complicated and I got lost and I convinced myself to discard the questions that were in my head and enjoy the well-made action sequences and Elizabeth Debicki performance. I think this kind of movie that gets better with a second and third watch. I honestly donât quite know where to begin with ~Lelki ismeretek. I love Christopher Nolanâs work but I have never seen a more complicated film (and I understood Memento). ~After nearly three hours, I came away from ~Lelki ismeretek not knowing myself, my mind reduced to nothing more than piles of ash. Was there time travel involved? Hmm, there was definitely something about time inversion. I mean, does Nolan even understand what he wrote? Look, I give credit to the director because heâs one of the few directors left who knows how to create a compelling and intelligent blockbuster. ~Lelki ismeretek is full of Nolan trademarks â the gratuitous Michael Caine cameo, a loud, really loud score, complete with stunning cinematography and slickly inventive action set-pieces. This time around however, Nolan has finally managed to âout-Nolanâ himself: the palindromic plot, whilst creatively ambitious, is simply far too complicated for its own good. ~Lelki ismeretek is overlong, overstuffed, pretentious and too exhausting to comprehend in its entirety â it makes Inception and Interstellar look like Peppa Pig by comparison. Iâm aware of the technical wizardry and creative mastery in this film and lord knows Iâll have to watch this again. For those who want a puzzle, ~Lelki ismeretek at least provides a unique cinematic experience. But to actually enjoy solving it Nolan wants you to work very very hard.
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Joe-nak segĂtsĂ©get kell szereznie a többi kĂ©pzĂ©sben rĂ©szt vevĆ lĂ©lektĆl, pĂ©ldĂĄul 22-tĆl, egy lĂ©lektĆl, aki örök idĆket töltött a Te szeminĂĄriumon, hogy visszatĂ©rjen a Földre. felszabadĂtott: 2020â12â25 Runtime: 102 percek MƱfaj: AnimĂĄciĂłs, VĂgjĂĄtĂ©k, Kaland, CsalĂĄdi, Zenei, Fantasy Csillag: Jamie Foxx, Tina Fey, Ahmir-Khalib Thompson, Phylicia RashÄd, Daveed Diggs RendezĆ: Trent Reznor, Bobby Podesta, Steve Pilcher, Pete Docter, Pete Docter Kulcsszavak : Lelki ismeretek elĆzetes magyarul, Lelki ismeretek ingyen letöltĂ©s, Lelki ismeretek netmozi, Lelki ismeretek magyar premier, Lelki ismeretek film online, Lelki ismeretek teljes film, Lelki ismeretek teljes film videa, Lelki ismeretek indavideo, Lelki ismeretek magyarul online, Lelki ismeretek teljes film magyarul indavideo, Lelki ismeretek online filmek ingyen Lelki ismeretek online 2020 filmek magyarul Lelki ismeretek filmek magyarul Lelki ismeretek online videa 720p 1080p Lelki ismeretek film letöltĂ©s Lelki ismeretek 2020 teljes filmek magyarul videa Lelki ismeretek online sorozatok Lelki ismeretek ingyen filmek Lelki ismeretek 2020 film letöltĂ©s ingyen Lelki ismeretek filmek online magyarul Lelki ismeretek magyar filmek online Image for post Its somewhat ironic that a movie about time travel canât be reviewed properly until your future self rewatches the movie. Itâs bold of Nolan to make such a thoroughly dense blockbuster. He assumes people will actually want to see ~Lelki ismeretek more than once so they can understand it properly, which some may not. This movie makes the chronology of Inception look as simplistic as tic-tac-toe. Ergo, itâs hard for me to give an accurate rating, without having seen it twice, as Iâm still trying to figure out whether everything does indeed make sense. If it does, this movie is easily a 9 or 10. If it doesnât, itâs a 6. Itâs further not helped by the fact that the dialogue in the first 15 minutes of the movie is painfully hard to understand / hear. Either they were behind masks; they were practically mumbling; the sound effects were too loud; or all of the above. The exposition scenes are also waayyy too brief for something this complex â a problem also shared with Interstellar actually. (Interstellar had this minimalist exposition problem explaining Blight, where if you werenât careful, youâd miss this one sentence / scene in the entire movie explaining that Blight was a viral bacteria: âEarthâs atmosphere is 80% nitrogen, we donât even breathe nitrogen. Blight does, and as it thrives, our air gets less and less oxygenâ). I guess itâs a Nolan quirk. Hopefully, a revision of the film audio sorts the sound mixing out. I do like the soundtrack, but itâs too loud initially. I liked all the actors. You think John Washington canât act at first, but he can, and he grows on you as the film progresses. And Pattinson is his usual charming self. Elizabeth is a surprise treat. And so on. Its worth a watch either way. See it with subtitles if you can. And definitely donât expect to fully understand whats going on the first time around. Its one hell of a complicated film. It will be very hard for an average viewer to gather all the information provided by this movie at the first watch. But the more you watch it, more hidden elements will come to light. And when you are able to put these hidden elements together. You will realize that this movie is just a âmasterpieceâ which takes the legacy of Christopher Nolan Forward If I talk about acting, Then I have to say that Robert Pattinson has really proved himself as a very good actor in these recent years. And I am sure his acting skills will increase with time. His performance is charming and very smooth. Whenever he is on the camera, he steals the focus John David Washington is also fantastic in this movie. His performance is electrifying, I hope to see more from him in the future. Other characters such as Kenneth Branagh, Elizabeth, Himesh Patel, Dimple Kapadia, ClĂ©mence PoĂ©sy have also done quite well. And I dont think there is a need to talk about Michael Caine Talking about Music, its awesome. I dont think you will miss Hans Zimmerâs score. Ludwig has done a sufficient job. There is no lack of good score in the movie Gotta love the editing and post production which has been put into this movie. I think its fair to say this Nolan film has focused more in its post production. The main problem in the movie is the sound mixing. Plot is already complex and some dialogues are very soft due to the high music score. It makes it harder to realize what is going on in the movie. Other Nolan movies had loud BGM too. But Audio and dialogues werenât a problem My humble request to everyone is to please let the movie sink in your thoughts. Let your mind grasp all the elements of this movie. I am sure more people will find it better. Even those who think they got the plot. I can bet they are wrong. ~Lelki ismeretek is the long awaited new movie from Christopher Nolan. The movie thatâs set to reboot the multiplexes post-Covid. Itâs a manic, extremely loud, extremely baffling sci-fi cum spy rollercoaster that will please a lot of Nolan fan-boys but which left me with very mixed views. John David Washington (Denzelâs lad) plays âThe Protagonistâ â a crack-CIA field operative who is an unstoppable one-man army in the style of Hobbs or Shaw. Recruited into an even more shadowy organisation, heâs on the trail of an international arms dealer, Andrei Sator (Kenneth Branagh in full villain mode). Sator is bullying his estranged wife Kat (Elizabeth Debicki) over custody of their son (and the film unusually has a BBFC warning about âDomestic Abuseâ). Our hero jets the world to try to prevent a very particular kind of Armageddon while also keeping the vulnerable and attractive Kat alive. This is cinema at its biggest and boldest. Nolan has taken a cinema âsplurgeâ gun, filled it with money, set it on rapid fire, removed the safety and let rip at the screen. Given that Nolan is famous for doing all of his âeffectsâ for real and âin cameraâ, some of what you see performed is almost unbelievable. You thought crashing a train through rush-hour traffic in âInceptionâ was crazy? You ainât seen nothing yet with the airport scene! And for lovers of Chinooks (I must admit I am one and rush out of the house to see one if I hear it coming!) there is positively Chinook-p*rn on offer in the filmâs ridiculously huge finale. The âinversionâ aspects of the story also lends itself to some fight scenes â one in particular in an airport âfreeportâ â which are both bizarre to watch and, I imagine, technically extremely challenging to pull off. In this regard John David Washington is an acrobatic and talented stunt performer in his own right, and must have trained for months for this role. Nolanâs crew also certainly racked up their air miles pre-lockdown, since the locations range far and wide across the world. The locations encompassed Denmark, Estonia, India, Italy, Norway, the United Kingdom, and United States. Hoyte Van Hoytemaâs cinematography is lush in introducing these, especially the beautiful Italian coast scenes. Although I did miss the David Arnold strings that would typically introduce these in a Bond movie: it felt like that was missing. The âtimey-wimeyâ aspects of the plot are also intriguing and very cleverly done. There are numerous points at which you think âOh, thatâs a sloppy continuity errorâ or âShame the production design team missed that cracked wing mirrorâ. Then later in the movie, you get at least a dozen âAha!â moments. Some of them (no spoilers) are jaw-droppingly spectacular. Perhaps the best twist is hidden in the final line of the movie. I only processed it on the way home. And so to the first of my significant gripes with ~Lelki ismeretek. The sound mix in the movie is all over the place. Iâd go stronger than that⊠itâs truly awful (expletive deleted)! Nolan often implements Shakespeareâs trick of having characters in the play provide exposition of the plot to aid comprehension. But unfortunately, all of this exposition dialogue was largely incomprehensible. This was due to: the ear-splitting volume of the sound: 2020 movie audiences are going to be suffering from â~Lelki ismeretekisâ! (LOL); the dialogue is poorly mixed with the thumping music by Ludwig Göransson (Wot? No Hans Zimmer?); a large proportion of the dialogue was through masks of varying description (#covid-appropriate). Aaron Taylor-Johnson was particularly unintelligible to my ears. Overall, watching this with subtitles at a special showing might be advisable! OK, so I only have a PhD in Physics⊠but at times I was completely lost as to the intricacies of the plot. It made âInceptionâ look like âThe Tiger Who Came to Teaâ. There was an obvious âMcGuffinâ in âInceptionâ â â (âThese âdream levelsâ⊠how exactly are they architected??ââŠ. âDonât worry⊠theyâll never noticeâ. And we didnât!) In â~Lelki ismeretekâ there are McGuffins nested in McGuffins. So much of this is casually waved away as âfuture stuff⊠youâre not qualifiedâ that it feels vaguely condescending to the audience. At one point Sator says to Kat âYou donât know whatâs going on, do you?â and she shakes her head blankly. Weâre right with you there luv! There are also gaps in the storyline that jar. The word â~Lelki ismeretekâ? What does it mean. Is it just a password? Iâm none the wiser. The manic pace of ~Lelki ismeretek and the constant din means that the movie gallops along like a series of disconnected (albeit brilliant) action set pieces. For me, it has none of the emotional heart of the Cobbâs marriage problems from âInceptionâ or the father/daughter separation of âInterstellarâ. In fact, you barely care for anyone in the movie, perhaps with the exception of Kat. Itâs a talented cast. As mentioned above, John David Washington is muscular and athletic in the role. Itâs a big load for the actor to carry in such a tent-pole movie, given his only significant starring role before was in the excellent BlacKkKlansman. But he carries it off well. A worthy successor to Gerard Butler and Jason Statham for action roles in the next 10 years. This is also a great performance by Robert Pattinson, in his most high-profile film in a long time, playing the vaguely alcoholic and CarrĂ©-esque support guy. Pattinsonâs Potter co-star Clemence PoĂ©sy also pops up â rather more un-glam that usual â as the scientist plot-expositor early in the movie. Nolanâs regular Michael Caine also pops up. although the 87-year old legend is starting to show his age: His speech was obviously affected at the time of filming (though nice try Mr Nolan in trying to disguise that with a mouth full of food!). But in my book, any amount of Caine in a movie is a plus. He also gets to deliver the best killer line in the film about snobbery! However, itâs Kenneth Branagh and Elizabeth Debicki that really stand out. They were both fabulous, especially when they were bouncing off each other in their marital battle royale. So, given this was my most anticipated movie of the year, itâs a bit of a curateâs egg for me. A mixture of being awe-struck at times and slightly disappointed at others. Itâs a movie which needs a second watch, so Iâm heading back today to give my ear drums another bashing! And this is one where I reserve the right to revisit my rating after that second watch⊠itâs not likely to go down⊠but it might go up. (For the full graphical review, check out One Mannâs Movies on tâinterweb and Facebook. Thanks.) As this will be non-spoiler, I canât say too much about the story. However, what I can is this: ~Lelki ismeretekâs story is quite dynamic in the sense that you wonât understand it till it wants you to. So, for the first half, your brain is fighting for hints and pieces to puzzle together the story. It isnât until halfway through the movie that ~Lelki ismeretek invites you to the fantastic storytelling by Christopher Nolan. Acting is beyond phenomenal, and Iâd be genuinely surprised if neither Robert Pattinson nor John David Washington doesnât receive an Oscar nomination for best actor. Itâs also hard not to mention how good Elizabeth Debicki and Aaron Johnson both are. All around, great acting, and the dialogue amps up the quality of the movie. The idea of this movie is damn fascinating, and while there are films that explore time-travelling, thereâs never been anything quite like this. It has such a beautiful charm and for the most part, explains everything thoroughly. It feels so much more complex than any form of time-travelling weâve seen, and no less couldâve been expected from Nolan. Oh my lord, the score for this film fits so perfectly. Every scene thatâs meant to feel intense was amped by a hundred because of how good the score was. Let me just say though, none of them will be found iconic, but they fit the story and scenes so well. In the end, I walked out, feeling very satisfied. Nevertheless, I do have issues with the film that I cannot really express without spoiling bits of the story. There are definitely little inconsistencies that I found myself uncovering as the story progressed. However, I only had one issue that I found impacted my enjoyment. That issue was understanding some of the dialogue. No, not in the sense that the movie is too complicated, but more that it was hard to make out was being said at times. It felt like the movie required subtitles, but that probably was because, at a time in the film, there was far too much exposition. Nevertheless, I loved this film, Iâll be watching it at least two more times, and I think most of you in this group will enjoy it. I definitely suggest watching it in theatres if possible, just so you can get that excitement. (4/5) & (8.5/10) for those that care about number scores. At first, I want to ask Christopher Nolan one question, HOW THE HELL YOU DID THIS? Seriously I want to have an answer, How did he write such as this masterpiece! How did he get this complicated, fabulous and creative idea? What is going on in his mind? The story is written and directed perfectly, the narration style was absolutely unique. I have no idea how can anyone direct such as this story, that was a huge challenge, and as usual Nolan gave us a masterpiece that weâll put beside (Memento), (Inception) and (Interstellar) The movie is so fast-paced in a good way, there was no boring moment. The chemistry between John David Washington and Robert Pattinson was great and funny and both of their performance was really good. Elizabeth Debicki performance was the best in the movie because she had the chance to show her acting abilities and she cached up that chance and showed us an A level acting. The music wasnât unique and distinct as the music of Interstellar for example and I think this movie needed the touch of Hans Zimmer, Iâm not saying that Ludwig Göransson failed but Hans Zimmer in another level. If there was something Iâd say that I didnât like it in the movie would it be that Nolan discarded any set up or characters backgrounds except Elizabeth Debicki dramatic story but it wasnât that bad for me, I didnât care about that, the exciting story didnât give me the chance to focus on it. But the actual problem was the third act, it was really complicated and I got lost and I convinced myself to discard the questions that were in my head and enjoy the well-made action sequences and Elizabeth Debicki performance. I think this kind of movie that gets better with a second and third watch. I honestly donât quite know where to begin with ~Lelki ismeretek. I love Christopher Nolanâs work but I have never seen a more complicated film (and I understood Memento). ~After nearly three hours, I came away from ~Lelki ismeretek not knowing myself, my mind reduced to nothing more than piles of ash. Was there time travel involved? Hmm, there was definitely something about time inversion. I mean, does Nolan even understand what he wrote? Look, I give credit to the director because heâs one of the few directors left who knows how to create a compelling and intelligent blockbuster. ~Lelki ismeretek is full of Nolan trademarks â the gratuitous Michael Caine cameo, a loud, really loud score, complete with stunning cinematography and slickly inventive action set-pieces. This time around however, Nolan has finally managed to âout-Nolanâ himself: the palindromic plot, whilst creatively ambitious, is simply far too complicated for its own good. ~Lelki ismeretek is overlong, overstuffed, pretentious and too exhausting to comprehend in its entirety â it makes Inception and Interstellar look like Peppa Pig by comparison. Iâm aware of the technical wizardry and creative mastery in this film and lord knows Iâll have to watch this again. For those who want a puzzle, ~Lelki ismeretek at least provides a unique cinematic experience. But to actually enjoy solving it Nolan wants you to work very very hard.
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